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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,219 Who are you? 2 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,554 Oh. I'm supposed to do what? 3 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:15,098 Yeah, w-no, I got a-I got a baby. 4 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,266 I've had two hours of sleep. 5 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,851 I don't have time for this. It-- 6 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,562 Fine. 7 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,609 Here's what you missed last week. 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,194 [softly] Okay. 9 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,195 ♪ rock music ♪ 10 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,988 [Faye] Do you wanna join me? 11 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,073 Faye Donahue. 12 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,241 Is that you? 13 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,617 [Faye] At high school graduation. 14 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,285 Right before everything changed forever. 15 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,204 Kyle Holmes was my fiancé. 16 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,081 Who is this Kyle guy? 17 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,332 You know what you did! 18 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,501 I don't. I swear. 19 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,919 [Claudia] Claudia Nicolo. 20 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,420 I left you a little something on the nightstand. 21 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:46,672 [Debbie] I'm not a prostitute. 22 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,048 [Claudia] Yes, I did think 23 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,091 you were a prostitute 24 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,259 when I picked you up on Ho Corner, 25 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,178 but I see now that you are more than that. 26 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,930 Oh, hello. Aunt Oopie here. 27 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,057 Aunt Oopie's got everything covered here. 28 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:57,891 Date? 29 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,268 I'm gonna teach Fred 30 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,352 and that little colored boy 31 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,311 about the Gettysburg Address. 32 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,230 I'm sorry. Wha-what was that part? 33 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,274 She can't be Fred's guardian, Tami. 34 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,401 She's racist as fuck. 35 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,237 Miss Brenda, are you inviting me to the cookout? 36 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,947 I am inviting you to the cookout. 37 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,950 Look at all these beautiful, highly educated, 38 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,577 wealthy black people. 39 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,661 - All doctors? - Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,287 I love it. 41 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,414 What the shit is this? 42 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,665 [Lieutenant Cody] Our youth leader program. 43 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,333 [Carl] These are our future police? 44 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,918 - Doubt it. - [Carl] Your mission: 45 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,045 police this neighborhood between point A and B. 46 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:27,838 Move out! 47 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,381 Go! Go! Go! Go! 48 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,632 I think we should get married. 49 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:31,633 What? 50 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,344 Then we can't testify against each other. 51 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,263 Staying out of jail's a crap reason to get married. 52 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,306 No. We fucking love each other. 53 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,640 That's why we're gonna get married. 54 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,267 It's marriage that I don't know if I love. 55 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,436 I wanna know how you feel, you know? 56 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,687 [blow lands] 57 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,481 Fuck. 58 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,451 ♪ rock music ♪ 59 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:01,371 ♪♪♪ 60 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,499 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 61 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,794 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 62 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,922 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 63 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:15,260 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 64 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,639 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 65 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:22,017 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 66 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,102 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 67 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:29,066 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 68 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:34,112 ♪♪♪ 69 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:39,326 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 70 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,244 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 71 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:45,707 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 72 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:49,795 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 73 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:53,006 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 74 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:56,426 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 75 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,595 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 76 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:02,432 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 77 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,522 Mm. [exhales happily] 78 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,363 [engine rumbling] 79 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,450 [grunts] 80 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,327 [horn honks] 81 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,329 [rumbling continues] 82 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,374 ♪ driving acoustic music ♪ 83 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:32,337 ♪♪♪ 84 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,382 ♪ Oh, my baby, I'm alive ♪ 85 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:39,803 ♪ So be careful of these feelings we get high on ♪ 86 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,471 ♪ Till it's dead and gone... ♪ 87 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,015 Who's riding a lawn mower around the block? 88 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,560 ♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ 89 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,270 [Ian] Gotta be kidding me. 90 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,731 ♪ I'm miles and miles away ♪ 91 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:52,983 ♪ I'm ♪ 92 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:57,446 ♪ Miles and miles ♪ 93 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,655 - ♪ Away ♪ - [door slams] 94 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,949 ♪♪♪ 95 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,325 Oh, hey. 96 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,955 Why don't you get out of here? I'll call you later. 97 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,336 Who's that? 98 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,130 Byron. Cute, huh? 99 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,798 Super tight asshole. 100 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,259 ♪♪♪ 101 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,719 You're a top now? 102 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:21,928 Verse. 103 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,138 Who knew? 104 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:26,266 ♪ Ooh, baby, stay awake... ♪ 105 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,476 Hey, you seen this? 106 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,602 Jesus! 107 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:29,644 It's the hospital bill. 108 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,855 Childbirth, emergency surgery, 109 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,315 ICU... 110 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,524 How much? 111 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,984 Thirty-six hundred. 112 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,527 - Wow. - That's after insurance. 113 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,862 I mean, how are we gonna pay this? 114 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,197 - [Lip sighs] - [Tami] Here. 115 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,491 That's easy. We're not. 116 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,659 We already brought him home. What are they gonna do? 117 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,912 Take him back? 118 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,540 Well, they delivered our baby and saved my life. 119 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,084 Yeah, and that was their choice. 120 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,544 They didn't give me the option of leaving Fred in the oven 121 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,963 or letting you die on the operating table. 122 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,049 So you would've let me die? 123 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,551 I mean, if I knew it was gonna cost us four grand... 124 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,678 ...yeah, maybe. 125 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,722 [chuckles] Look, we have to pay this. 126 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,641 Tami, no, we don't. 127 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,020 Isn't not paying your bills stealing? 128 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,480 No. 129 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:16,024 Charging us money while your life is on the line, 130 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,359 that's extortion. 131 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,360 - Right? - Hmm. 132 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,946 We're, uh, Robin Hooding, you know? 133 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,614 We're stealing from the rich, giving to the poor. 134 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,243 You're not Robin Hood. 135 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,786 Yeah, but I'm poor. 136 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,830 So, what, so you steal stuff? 137 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,041 Sometimes. 138 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,043 Like what? 139 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:35,877 [chuckling] I don't know. It's a long list. 140 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:39,047 Okay, well, like, uh, 141 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,632 food from the grocery store? 142 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,300 Yeah, like food from anywhere. 143 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,426 Money? 144 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,719 [sighs] 145 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:47,055 That a real question? 146 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,557 What-cars? 147 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,558 No. 148 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,269 But, uh, never say never. 149 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,273 Wow. 150 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,150 "Wow" what? 151 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,778 No, you're just... 152 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,407 exactly the role model I always wanted for my kid. 153 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:06,908 [reporter over TV] Next up, 154 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,535 a Florida man was found dead today, 155 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,662 facedown in the lobster tank of a Tampa grocery store. 156 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:14,040 Here you go. A proper breakfast. 157 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,252 The sugar in this cereal will kill you. 158 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,545 In your case, however, 159 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,589 I suspect that your lifestyle will kill you 160 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:21,715 before your diet does. 161 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,674 Ah. 162 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,094 Was that Mickey this morning? 163 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,178 - [Ian] Yup. - Where's he been? 164 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,598 With a twink named Byron. 165 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,807 Twink? 166 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,309 You know, like Ms. Del Rey's kid. 167 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,435 Yoga pants and glitter. 168 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,438 Eh, not always. But yeah, sure. 169 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,731 So if you tell someone 170 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:38,815 you're not marrying them, 171 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,609 that means they can sleep with other people? 172 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,985 No. 173 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,363 But Mickey's emotional IQ is lower than Carl's actual IQ. 174 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,574 Shit. You're fucked, dude. 175 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,492 Nah, he'll work it out of his system 176 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,619 and we'll talk it out like adults. 177 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:51,911 It'll be fine. 178 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,456 Hang on to your wallets, everyone. 179 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,624 Lip is here. 180 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,917 [Oopie] Oh, there's my gorgeous niece. 181 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,045 Prettier--mwah-- than Megyn Kelly 182 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,254 and smarter too. 183 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,298 Oh, objectified by America 184 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,051 and sexually harassed by your bosses? 185 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,719 It's every girl's dream. 186 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,804 - Megyn Kelly? - A blonde news host. 187 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,556 She thinks Santa's white. 188 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,766 He's not? 189 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,309 - No. - Yes, honeybun! 190 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,352 [Lip] Hey, did I hear a girly bike pull up this morning? 191 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,480 - Mickey. - He's dating a twink now. 192 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,606 Oh, so you leaving him at the altar, 193 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,982 that's become a thing, huh? 194 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,067 I-I didn't leave him at the altar. 195 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,152 - [Liam and Lip] Yes, you did. - [Tami] I mean... 196 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,654 It was City Hall. 197 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,364 We were only getting married to outsmart the cops. 198 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,824 You made the right decision. 199 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,828 Marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. 200 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,164 [Tami] What's that smell? 201 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,707 Self-righteousness. 202 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,502 No. The air smells...clean. 203 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,962 Where is Frank? Haven't seen him in a while. 204 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,964 [Lip] Enjoy it while it lasts. 205 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:48,009 He'll be back to stinking up the place in no time, right? 206 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,220 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪ 207 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,554 Oh, there you go. 208 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,056 [judge] Frank Gallagher, 209 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,557 the court reduces your charge to a misdemeanor 210 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:58,186 and sentences you to 30 days in rehab. 211 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,438 The deviant thug who tried to steal 212 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,357 this bright young man's future, 213 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,817 Kyle Holmes, 214 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,860 I hereby sentence you to 45 years in prison. 215 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:06,986 - [tape rewinds] - Sentences you 216 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,655 to 30 days in rehab. 217 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,532 Forty-five years for possession. 218 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,033 Thirty days in rehab. 219 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,828 Forty-five years. Thirty days in rehab. 220 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,246 - Forty-- - [remote clicks] 221 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,081 Good morning. 222 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,709 Do you need a diaper change? 223 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,544 Please let me go. 224 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,714 As soon as you admit what you did to my poor Kyle. 225 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,258 I told you, I don't remember who Kyle is. 226 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,467 Liar. 227 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,928 Maybe if I had a drink. 228 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,222 I'm a lot more lucid when I'm drunk. 229 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,890 Sounds like a lovely idea. 230 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,353 Is that a Balvenie? Thirty year? 231 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,564 Don't! Oh, don't! Don't! Don't! 232 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,982 No, please, don't do that! 233 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,109 Tell me what you did to Kyle. 234 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,360 Do you have any idea 235 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,862 how many millions of brain cells 236 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,697 I've destroyed since the '90s? 237 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,115 I'm so sober right now, 238 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,950 I can't even make anything up! 239 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,410 Tell me the truth. 240 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,911 I don't remember! I don't! 241 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,456 I'm sorry, but I don't. 242 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,751 [breathing heavily] 243 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,335 You really don't remember? 244 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,337 I swear. 245 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,089 Please. 246 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,592 Then I'm gonna have to make you remember. 247 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,595 ♪ rock music ♪ 248 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:18,641 ♪♪♪ 249 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,936 Bring your chastity belt, Jerry, 250 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,772 because I am going to fuck everybody 251 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,982 who had anything to do with this shit show of a deal, 252 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,275 starting with you! 253 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:28,943 [sighs] 254 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,445 Oh, I'm sorry, pussycat. 255 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,905 Did I wake you? 256 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,782 [chuckles] 257 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,283 Mm. 258 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:40,163 Ugh. My lunch has turned into a teleconference with Dubai. 259 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,123 Can I impose on you to do me a favor? 260 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,042 Of course. What? 261 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,128 Great. Um, can you pick Julia up after school? 262 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,297 - Julia? - My kid. 263 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,966 Oh. Did I not tell you about her? 264 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,510 - [laughing] No. - [chuckles] 265 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,594 But that's cool. 266 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,137 I didn't tell you about my kid either. 267 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,472 Franny. She's four. 268 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,224 Oh, God. 269 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,103 They are so perfect at that age, aren't they? 270 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,980 [sighs] Okay, so St. Judith Prep, 271 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,232 2:30-ish. 272 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,484 She has a class that she goes to after. 273 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,860 She knows how to get you there. 274 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,737 You don't think it'll be kind of weird, 275 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,197 some strange woman showing up, 276 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,157 saying, "Get in my car, little girl"? 277 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,494 Uh, no. She's used to it by now. 278 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,705 All right, platinum card is on the dresser for a snack, 279 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,457 but it has to be healthy. 280 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,751 She is going to throw one of her tantrums 281 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,670 for something fried. 282 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,005 She's a terror. Stay strong. 283 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,882 Later, girlfriend. 284 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,218 "Girlfriend"? 285 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,386 Oh. 286 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,139 No, I-I just meant, uh, 287 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,724 friend that's a girl. 288 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,809 Right? 289 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,394 I like "girlfriend." 290 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,479 Me too. 291 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,857 Ooh! 292 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,776 Bye. 293 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,159 It's magnificent. 294 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:02,328 It's just magnificent. 295 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,039 V, do I gotta cover 'em up? 296 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,792 Naked breasts don't exactly say "quality health care." 297 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,628 They do if we provide mammograms. 298 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,713 Can we? 299 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,506 No. Basic stuff only. 300 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,926 Superglue for small cuts and minor gunshot wounds, 301 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,429 needle and thread for bigger stab wounds, 302 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,639 Popsicle sticks for sprained fingers, 303 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,893 and Vicks VapoRub for everything else. 304 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,144 Hey, did you spend the rest of that cash 305 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,104 from those snail patch hemorrhoid things? 306 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,689 Got just enough money for a tank of gas, 307 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,941 so we gotta make money if we wanna sustain this operation. 308 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,109 Aw, babe, we're gonna make a killing. 309 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,235 Are you kidding me? 310 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,946 The uninsured South Side needs medical care. 311 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,699 No more going to urgent care and spending $150 312 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,366 to pop in a dislocated finger. 313 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,911 Nurse V can do it for 20. 314 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:43,912 I was never a nurse. 315 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:44,913 You were a nurse's aide. 316 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,497 Potato, potato. 317 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,333 South Side needs medical care. 318 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,876 We need cash to raise our girls. 319 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,045 This is your best side-hustle idea ever. 320 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,004 Well, get this thing painted 321 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,341 while I go set up Hazel behind the bar. 322 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,511 I'm gonna take a minute just to say good-bye. 323 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,387 All right? 324 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,767 ♪ stomping rock music ♪ 325 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,268 Good-bye, Veronica's titties. 326 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,229 ♪♪♪ 327 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,272 Good-bye, Svetlana's titties. 328 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:16,277 ♪♪♪ 329 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,737 [sighs] 330 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:22,450 ♪♪♪ 331 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,621 [grunts, groans] 332 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,832 Throw a pussy punch like that, and you don't deserve balls. 333 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,210 Nobody fights fair on the streets, people! 334 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,503 [Rucker] Gallagher! 335 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,546 ♪♪♪ 336 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,173 Am I being too hard on them, sir? 337 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,800 No, on the contrary, son. 338 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,677 90 percent of 'em have trust funds. 339 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,805 You have carte blanche to turn these girls into men. 340 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,765 Carte what, sir? 341 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,309 Ride 'em hard. Put 'em down wet. 342 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,352 Yes, sir. 343 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,937 I'd like to take them out in the community, 344 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,063 do a few exercises, 345 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,606 show 'em what the real world's like. 346 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,732 Good idea. 347 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,900 Bring 'em back at the end of the day. 348 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,902 - Give me a full report. - Yes, sir. 349 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,571 Aidan! You're up. 350 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,952 Hey. 351 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,036 Hey. 352 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,332 So, uh...[exhales] 353 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,667 Byron, huh? 354 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,876 Pretty great, right? 355 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,712 Little on the young side, but, uh, 356 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,715 eager to please, if you catch what I'm throwin'. 357 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,842 Oh, yeah. No, I'm catchin'. 358 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,760 Think he's rich too. Last name's Koch. 359 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,762 Sounds kind of familiar. 360 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,848 Anyway, he's, uh, getting a PhD thing. 361 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,558 He wants to be a professor of some language 362 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,143 out of a place called Britain. 363 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,936 You mean English? 364 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,646 Oh, yeah, probably. I don't know. 365 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,440 He couldn't really talk with my cock in his mouth. 366 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,983 Okay. 367 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,484 - About the other day-- - It's cool. 368 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,903 No. It's not that I don't wanna get married, Mickey. 369 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:41,863 It's just, I-I wanna take a little time, 370 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,365 make sure we're both ready, you know? 371 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,201 You did us both a favor, all right, 'cause... 372 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,412 I'm in love with Byron. 373 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,788 In love? 374 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,832 Moving in with him. 375 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,624 When? 376 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,376 What do you mean when? Now. 377 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,420 Thought you only knew each other a couple days. 378 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,547 Met last night, but... 379 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,758 when you know, you know. 380 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,176 You know? 381 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,725 [Faye] What do you love most in the entire world, Frank? 382 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,604 My kids? 383 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,900 Fuck am I saying? Um... 384 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,026 opioids. 385 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,907 Detoxing is tough. 386 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,991 Isn't it? 387 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,826 ♪ sinister music ♪ 388 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,244 Dangerous too. 389 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,663 Kidney failure, 390 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:33,831 heart attack, 391 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,000 stroke. 392 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,293 We're gonna play... 393 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,503 [pills clatter] 394 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,755 ...the carrot and stick game, 395 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,590 see if we can't jog your memory. 396 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,051 ♪♪♪ 397 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,095 Carrot. 398 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:51,057 Do you have any idea how you would know Kyle? 399 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,934 ♪♪♪ 400 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,269 We grew up together. 401 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,563 - Stick. - Jesus! 402 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,940 Let's try this again. 403 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:00,608 Carrot. 404 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,611 ♪♪♪ 405 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,405 How...do you know Kyle? 406 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,118 We robbed a gas station together. 407 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,328 We exchanged hand jobs. 408 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,496 - I d-- - Stick! 409 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,081 No! Don't do... 410 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,835 We, um... 411 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,962 - we... - [Faye sighs] 412 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,421 - ...we... - Stick. 413 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,132 ...w-we-- 414 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,300 College. 415 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,844 We went to college together. 416 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,679 [chuckles] 417 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,347 See? 418 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,683 Isn't that easy? 419 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,434 - Carrot. - [chuckles] 420 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,524 Ah, sweet Jesus. Thank you. 421 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,068 Dig deep. 422 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,823 Who was Kyle? 423 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,200 [clicks tongue] He was a football player. 424 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,660 More. 425 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,495 ♪♪♪ 426 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,122 He was, um... 427 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,957 ♪♪♪ 428 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,667 ...a wide receiver. 429 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,961 - Stick! - No! 430 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,589 [sobs] 431 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,593 [Latin pop music playing] 432 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,346 ♪♪♪ 433 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,931 [woman] Fuck you. 434 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,851 Fuck you, you shitty shit-fuck. 435 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,102 What the fuck? 436 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,230 - Hey, everything all right? - No! 437 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,773 No, I put my card in for a withdrawal, 438 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,984 and this piece of shit never spit out my cash. 439 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,361 I'm just gonna go talk to someone inside. 440 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,698 Spare some change? 441 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,074 - I ain't got nothing. - [ATM beeping] 442 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,951 [grunts] Okay. 443 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,913 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 444 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,292 ♪♪♪ 445 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:49,074 446 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,848 Fuck you, Tami. 447 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,560 ♪♪♪ 448 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,811 Hey, miss? Miss! 449 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,481 Motherfuck-- Give me that money back! 450 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,566 Come on! 451 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,318 - [truck playing jingle] - "Nurse V's Jiffy Care. 452 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,403 Sprains, cuts, burns, 453 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,155 minor stab wounds. 454 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,699 Come one, come all. Twenty bucks. 455 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,743 Mental cases and the"... 456 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,744 "Litigious." 457 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,247 ..."litigious need not apply." 458 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,083 ♪♪♪ 459 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,084 Hi. 460 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:23,918 [woman] Got anything for my pink eye? 461 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,337 Sure do, ma'am. Come on around. 462 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,258 I just turned my ankle. 463 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,093 [Kev] Well, hobble your ass over. 464 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,428 We'll put it on ice and wrap it up for you. 465 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,014 I cut my finger! It's almost to the bone. 466 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,559 Well, bring your cut self down here, Mrs. Stapleton. 467 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,394 We'll glue you right up. 468 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,646 ♪ cheery rock music ♪ 469 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,022 What seems to be the problem? 470 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,899 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 471 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:51,988 ♪♪♪ 472 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,951 Oh, dear. 473 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,996 Lies. Deep state lies. 474 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,497 Liberal lies. 475 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,837 Do you have a trigonometry calculator? 476 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,796 [Ian, sarcastically] Yeah, in the drawer 477 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,923 with the First Folio of Shakespeare. 478 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,968 Did you know that half of all marriages end in divorce? 479 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,970 Half. I mean, what the hell's even the point? 480 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,138 Tax breaks. 481 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,140 Only helps if you pay taxes. 482 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,349 - [door bangs open] - Law enforcement! 483 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,726 Hands where I can see them! 484 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,603 You two, upstairs. Check for perps. 485 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,146 You four, kitchen and basement. 486 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,939 Ma'am, I'ma need you on the floor now! 487 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,816 Not a chance. I know my rights. 488 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,610 We know our rights, don't we? 489 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,736 [Scout] We have a white male 490 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,654 and a minority in the kitchen, sir. 491 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,989 I need you two on the ground now. 492 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:35,990 - No. - Shut the fuck up. 493 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,116 Dude, you're making me look 494 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,868 ad-bay in front of the cadets-cay. 495 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,827 Oh, fuck. 496 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,787 Basement's clear, sir. 497 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,997 Upstairs is clear too. 498 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,290 [door squeaks open] 499 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,166 Aidan, pat her down. 500 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,501 Look, touch me, I will fuck you up. 501 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,212 Aidan, step down. Ma'am, where are you going? 502 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,340 To cut hair, Carl. 503 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,343 Mind if we use the RV for official police business? 504 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,429 You're not allowed within 20 feet of my underwear drawer. 505 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,181 I just need a place that's small and depressing, 506 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,682 somewhere that'll break a man's spirit. 507 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,184 Sounds like your room. 508 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,477 - [snickers] - Cadets, 509 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,604 upstairs for official interrogation training. 510 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,522 - [Tami] Nice dress. - Thanks. 511 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,857 Hey. 512 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,984 Hey. 513 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,277 Did you guys know rich people 514 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,945 count the number of threads in their sheets? 515 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:18,157 Fuck that. I can't even count the number of stains in mine. 516 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,700 You sleep at that lady's place? 517 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,495 Yup. She's got a Jacuzzi tub in the master bedroom. 518 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,913 Think I might be in love. 519 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,790 Whatever you do, don't marry her. 520 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,042 Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. 521 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,460 Straight ones, anyway. 522 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,670 No data on the gay ones, 523 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,505 but gotta be in the ballpark. 524 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,048 How come you're looking up marriage stats? 525 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,383 'Cause Mickey's a punk 526 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,884 and he's decided he's gonna fuck other people 527 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,843 if I don't marry him. 528 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,387 A glittery twink named Byron. 529 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,930 [Ian] But I mean, look at the stats. 530 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,306 What's the point? 531 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,891 Sounds like you're scared. 532 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:44,892 Of what? 533 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,310 You love him, right? 534 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:46,811 - Yeah. - [Debbie] Then marry him. 535 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,896 Make him happy. 536 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,272 If you gotta get a divorce, do it. 537 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,399 Then you'll move on. 538 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,734 But at least you'll be happy for a while. 539 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,779 I gotta go get changed, pick up my stepdaughter-to-be. 540 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,489 Stepdaughter? 541 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,116 I'm not scared. 542 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,368 - [scoffs] Okay. - I'm not. 543 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,285 Fuck it. 544 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,495 You wanna help me run an errand? 545 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,913 Can we get a trig calculator? 546 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,374 - Sure, nerd. - We're gonna need money. 547 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,252 [Fred cooing] 548 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,213 ♪ surf rock music ♪ 549 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:19,301 ♪♪♪ 550 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,891 Let's ride. 551 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,686 ♪♪♪ 552 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:29,478 [Frank] He was a running back. 553 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,272 - [Faye] Stick! - [hammer bangs] 554 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,106 [Frank] Uh, I mean a lineman. 555 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,400 - [Faye] Stick! - [hammer bangs] 556 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,860 [Frank] Quarterback. 557 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,778 He was a quarterback. 558 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,031 [Frank chuckles] 559 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,784 Carrot. 560 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,456 [chuckles] 561 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,416 A black quarterback in the '90s. 562 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,626 - Good for him. - Continue. 563 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,712 Um... 564 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,797 he was a-um, a sen-- 565 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,132 - uh, fresh-- - Fresh... 566 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:58,966 - Freshman. - Yeah. 567 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,135 Uh, it was '95. 568 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,970 So I was a senior. 569 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,680 A senior? 570 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,475 I figured you were a grad student, 571 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,517 an old one. 572 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,561 No, no, I was a tenth-year senior. 573 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,104 Continue. 574 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,524 - ♪ faint rap music ♪ - Um... 575 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,358 - [music continues over radio] - Mm-mm! 576 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,986 Stuff's gonna mess you up, man. 577 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,613 Yeah, that's the point. 578 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:21,071 We got high together. 579 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,740 [Faye] Stick. 580 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,658 - I--me! - Kyle never got high. 581 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,993 I meant me. 582 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,788 I got high, not Kyle. 583 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,207 Drugs...bad. I was high on pot. 584 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,167 I mean crack. 585 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,294 - [siren whoops] - Aw, shit. 586 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,462 [Frank] The cops busted us... 587 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,505 [policeman] Hands where I can see 'em. 588 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,006 ...for, um... 589 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,674 possession, and-- 590 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,801 - Stick! - But wait. 591 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,179 The-the-the, um...the... the crack was mine. 592 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,806 They busted me for possession, 593 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,935 which means they must've busted him... 594 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,311 for being black. 595 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,854 [indistinct police radio chatter] 596 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,943 Dealing. 597 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,945 They thought he was my dealer. 598 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,658 I knew it. 599 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,664 I knew you couldn't have forgotten him completely. 600 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,123 You were right. 601 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,919 Can I have that Oxy now? 602 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,295 - Please? - Oh, honey. 603 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,923 You have earned a lot more than one. 604 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,302 ♪ rock music ♪ 605 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,513 [music continues over radio] 606 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,681 What happened to you? 607 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,432 Ah, some asshole stole this chick's cash 608 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:34,061 from an ATM machine, and I chased him down. 609 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,479 Look at you, superhero. 610 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,730 How much did he take? 611 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,065 Couple hundred. 612 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,316 You give the money back? 613 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,442 Hell no. 614 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,111 Bought us some Devil Dawgs. 615 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,070 Hey, all right. 616 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,572 The rest of the money's going towards 617 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,407 Tami's medical bills. 618 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,951 Thirty-six hundred. 3,400 now. 619 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,162 So you only need to steal $200... 620 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,497 what, 17 more times? 621 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,832 [chuckles] 622 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,711 Hey, you, uh... 623 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,379 think I should've given the cash back? 624 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,922 You know, to the ATM chick? 625 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,173 What'd she look like? 626 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,634 Uh, she had a yoga mat. 627 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,802 Fuck that. 628 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,388 You should've stolen her purse too. 629 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,182 Uh, Tami's got me questioning my morality. 630 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,518 You know, she says I'm a-I'm a bad role model 631 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,603 for the kid. 632 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,605 [scoffs] Role models and morals 633 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,856 are for the comfortably middle-class. 634 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:19,982 Rich people don't have 'em, 635 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,984 and working guys like us can't afford 'em. 636 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,320 I got another one for you, Bradley. 637 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,362 Like this asshole. 638 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,323 Think he has morals? 639 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,576 What have you done to that bike this time, Tully? 640 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,161 [sighs] 641 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,832 You have to use these every time, Solomon. 642 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,459 And stick this snail patch down there. 643 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,461 It burns the warts right off. 644 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,339 Candace Madson, come on down. 645 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,382 Should we order more of those snail patch thingies? 646 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,467 Hell no. 647 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,843 We should have the girls dig around 648 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,762 in the backyard for snails and make our own. 649 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,221 [Kev] Ms. Madson, how you doing? 650 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,973 What kind of jiffy care can Nurse V do for you today? 651 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,224 [Candace] It's actually not for me. 652 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,559 It's for my daughter Jamie. 653 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,145 We've tried a bunch of other places in town-- 654 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,481 clinics, hospitals, and such-- but they're all out of network, 655 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,482 so insurance won't cover what she needs, 656 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,984 and we can't afford to pay out of pocket. 657 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,527 Out of network? Where are you from? 658 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:06,570 [Candace] Missouri. 659 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,155 You can't get what you need in Missouri? 660 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,031 Not anymore. 661 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,325 That's terrible. What is it, honey? 662 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,327 It's okay. 663 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,828 An abortion. 664 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,999 ♪ funky music ♪ 665 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:24,046 ♪♪♪ 666 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,722 - [knocking] - Debbie? 667 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,224 I'm Julia. 668 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,392 I dig your car. [chuckles] 669 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,187 - You're Julia? - You sound surprised. 670 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,022 I just-I thought you'd be, uh... 671 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,482 Uh, prettier? 672 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,191 - No. - [chuckles] 673 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,069 - Uh, younger. - Oh, yeah. 674 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,696 Well, I thought you would be older. 675 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,906 Most of my mom's hookers are. 676 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,701 I'm not a hooker. Your mom and I are dating. 677 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:54,702 That's cool. 678 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,245 I'm dating your mom too. 679 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,706 My mom's dead. 680 00:24:58,789 --> 00:24:59,623 Wow. 681 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:03,711 Uh, this is gonna be a fun afternoon. 682 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,879 I'm sorry. 683 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:08,257 Does underage underwear make you uncomfortable? 684 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,550 No. 685 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,718 Good. 686 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:14,722 Just, Catholic school uniforms. Am I right? 687 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,057 Okay, so your mom said I'm supposed to take you 688 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,392 to some class? 689 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,893 She didn't tell you where? 690 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,521 She said you knew where it was. 691 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,607 Awesome. Uh, just head towards Fulton. 692 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:26,900 I'll get us there. 693 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,819 Okay. 694 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,783 You know you're supposed to stop at stop signs, right? 695 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,243 The Prius came out of nowhere, man. 696 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,953 [cell phone ringing] 697 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,413 Sorry. Gotta take this. 698 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,957 Dr. Peterson. Talk to me. 699 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,459 He's a chiropractor. 700 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,169 That's, like, a fake doctor. 701 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,588 What do you think? 702 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,048 - The thing's fucked. - Yeah. 703 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,466 Cost me five grand just in parts, 704 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,801 then two guys, two weeks to do it. 705 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,928 We're looking at more than nine grand. 706 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,055 We could turn over three bikes 707 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:57,848 at four grand each in that time. 708 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,433 Gotta quote him at least that. 709 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,185 This bike even worth 12 grand? 710 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,937 - No. - No. 711 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:04,897 [Tully] So what do you think, Bradley? 712 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,773 Start at 11, settle for ten. 713 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,442 - Huh? - Well, Tully... 714 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,152 can't do it for less than 12. 715 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,361 Jeez, man. 716 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,447 I can get a new Harley for a couple grand more. 717 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,657 With parts and labor, I can't go lower than that. 718 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,159 But I was telling Lip, 719 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,619 he needs practice, or I may have to can him 720 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,496 for a more experienced guy. 721 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,497 What? 722 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,706 Maybe he could take it on. 723 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,084 You know, learning project or whatever. 724 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,627 What do you think, Lip? 725 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,670 Oh, yeah. I mean... 726 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,297 I don't know, man. It's a big job, you know. 727 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,674 Mm. Probably bigger than you can handle. 728 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:33,467 - Eh. - Never mind. 729 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,636 No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 730 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,763 How much would you need, Lip? 731 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,057 Eleven grand? 732 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,558 Still sounds high, man. 733 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:42,976 [Brad] Mm. I agree. 734 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,521 If he had said ten... 735 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,191 Would you do it for ten? 736 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,026 Mm... 737 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,694 I don't know. 738 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,738 Why not? 739 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,156 - [Brad] All right. - [Tully] All right. 740 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,116 [Brad] Great. 741 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,325 Uh, wheel it over to the corner. 742 00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,910 Lip'll take it from there. 743 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,541 Looks like you won't have to steal anything for a while. 744 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,586 [Carl] Where were you when our greatest president was shot? 745 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:10,170 Obama was shot? 746 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,339 No. Reagan. 747 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,966 - [Ravi] I wasn't born yet. - I don't believe you. 748 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,468 Francesca, hit him. 749 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,470 No, no, no! Never the face. 750 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:19,847 Torso only. [snaps fingers] 751 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,640 And use this. 752 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,100 Won't leave marks. 753 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,853 Standard interrogation techniques, people. 754 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,771 You'll need them. So learn them well. 755 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:28,981 Ready, Ravi? 756 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,107 Hit me. 757 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,608 You heard the man. 758 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,111 [Ravi grunts] 759 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,119 Jesus fuck. Why is it so clean in here? 760 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,037 The maid comes twice a week. 761 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,914 Wow. 762 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,749 Nice bed. Where are you gonna sleep? 763 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,420 I...figured we'd share it? 764 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,964 Ah, no, that ain't gonna work. 765 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,841 You can sleep on the floor. 766 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,342 Look, this is how this is gonna work. 767 00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,427 I like to eat around seven every night. 768 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,470 Any later than that, I get the GERD something nasty. 769 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:02,431 So if you could, uh, get your maid lady 770 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,725 to cook us up something for around then, that'd be swell. 771 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,226 We have sex whenever I feel like it. 772 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:07,311 Obviously, I'll be the top, 773 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,812 since you're... pretty much a chick. 774 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,230 But you are gonna have to stick something up my ass 775 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,982 every once in a while, or I'm gonna get real bitchy. 776 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,696 This does not fall under the scope of Nurse V's Jiffy Care. 777 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,573 [Veronica] She's a 15-year-old Missouri girl 778 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:20,991 who's ten weeks pregnant, 779 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,660 and some old white assholes decided she can't terminate 780 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,662 her pregnancy in her state after eight weeks. 781 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:26,955 What's she supposed to do, 782 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,750 risk her life in some back-alley abortion? 783 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,918 We'll take her to the clinic. 784 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,128 How much are one of those, Dr. Brenda? 785 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,882 Without insurance, it'll run at least $400. 786 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,467 That's not that much. 787 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,969 They're on the SNAP program. They can barely afford to eat. 788 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,512 What about one of those free clinics? 789 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,431 Clinics won't touch an out-of-state patient, 790 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,850 free or not. 791 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,478 There's always a medical abortion. 792 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,771 Mifepristone. 793 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,648 Two pills taken over a couple of days. 794 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,066 Great, let's point 'em to Rite Aid 795 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,108 and send them on their way. 796 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,318 Uh, how much does that cost? 797 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,444 About the same. 798 00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,655 But I could always write the prescription 799 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,697 in Veronica's name. 800 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:04,242 I mean, with insurance, it's only a $20 copay. 801 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,244 - You have insurance? - Obamacare. 802 00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:07,412 So great, on top of all this, 803 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,039 we're running an insurance scam now? 804 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,207 She's 15. 805 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,334 Having a baby this young could ruin her life. 806 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,586 We started V's Jiffy Care to do some good. 807 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,296 At least it's the lesser of two evils. 808 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,966 We both have to agree if we're gonna do this. 809 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,426 But remember before you answer, if you say no, 810 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,928 you're just another man standing in the way 811 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,471 of a woman's future. 812 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,432 ♪ funky music ♪ 813 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,351 All right, Jamie, I think we found a solution. 814 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,144 I hope you don't mind. We told a few friends. 815 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:35,190 ♪♪♪ 816 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:37,609 - [girl 1] Hi. - [girl 2] Nice to meet you. 817 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,528 - [girl 3] Hi. - [girl 4] Hello. 818 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,572 [singsongy] Open up. 819 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:44,074 [gasps happily] 820 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,243 Mm-hmm! 821 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,750 [slurring] Am I to blame? 822 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,670 Probably not, but for the purposes of discussion, 823 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,839 we'll say yes. 824 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,341 But I was a dumb kid then. 825 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:04,136 If we're to be punished for the things we did as kids, 826 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:07,305 how is anyone ever gonna become president 827 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,515 or Supreme Court justice? 828 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,351 - Another one? - Yes, please. 829 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,770 ♪♪♪ 830 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,606 And, uh... 831 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,067 Can I...[clears throat] 832 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,862 ...really be held responsible for the racism 833 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,656 inherent in the criminal justice system? 834 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,785 I mean, I didn't tell them he was my dealer. 835 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,954 They assumed it. 836 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,749 - Another one? - Mm! 837 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:38,420 ♪♪♪ 838 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,839 And really, 839 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:44,801 the cops can be forgiven for their mistake. 840 00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:46,344 It was the '90s. 841 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,555 Black people really were drug dealers then. 842 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,140 Mm. 843 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,516 One more? 844 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,060 How many is this? 845 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,519 Five. 846 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:55,979 [chuckles] 847 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,233 There you go. 848 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,571 Why are you suddenly being nice to me? 849 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,240 Who said anything about being nice? 850 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,535 Now that you remember exactly how you destroyed Kyle's life, 851 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,996 I can get on with making you pay for it. 852 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,248 Filling me full of Oxy? 853 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:18,251 Mm. I need you in an opioid coma 854 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,921 but not, you know, dead. 855 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,589 ♪♪♪ 856 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,050 Want a sip? It's, uh, root beer. 857 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,260 Out of a straw? No, thanks. 858 00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:28,762 What's wrong with a straw? 859 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,306 Nothing, if you don't like the environment, 860 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,558 which clearly you don't, with your plastic straws 861 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,685 and your pre-emission standards Subaru. 862 00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,145 You said you liked my car. 863 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,272 [laughs] Yeah. It's called sarcasm. 864 00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,149 You know 90 percent of turtles will be born 865 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,860 with plastic straws in their bodies in the next ten years 866 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,487 due largely to you and the... 867 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,571 - Me? - ...billions of straws 868 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:47,697 Chicagoans discard carelessly... 869 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,533 - Billions? - ...into Lake Michigan 870 00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:51,118 which inevitably churn their way 871 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,536 through the Great Lakes system 872 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,412 and then down the Saint Lawrence Seaway 873 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:55,497 - and out... - Saint Lawrence Seaway? 874 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,790 ...into the Atlantic Ocean, 875 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,750 where global water currents evenly distribute them 876 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,460 throughout the world. 877 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:01,962 My anti-straw Facebook group 878 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,131 is staging a massive protest this week. 879 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,299 Your anti-straw Facebook group? 880 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,176 Yuk it up, Big Gulp. 881 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,846 It's my generation that's gonna have to save the world 882 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,514 that your generation shit all over. 883 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,558 Okay, I'm, like, three years older than you. 884 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,017 So my generation is your generation. 885 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:19,229 And you don't have a corner on saving the world. 886 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,398 Up until a week ago, I was on strike. 887 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,693 So I'm basically the definition of pro-labor feminism. 888 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,862 [giggling] Thanks, Norma Rae. 889 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,947 A lot of good pro-labor feminism is gonna do us 890 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,241 after sea levels rise 40 feet. 891 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,243 Well, you know whose fault that's gonna be? 892 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,661 Rich people. 893 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,288 Flying all around the world in your private jets... 894 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,165 Okay, that's not ours. It's the company's. 895 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,291 ...living in your air-conditioned mansions, 896 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,876 blaming poor people and our straws 897 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,085 for destroying the planet. 898 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,504 Not everyone can be born sucking organic kombucha 899 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,256 out of a potato-starch bottle. 900 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:47,424 - Okay, turn here. - Huh? 901 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,466 [Julia] We're here. Just turn here. 902 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,177 Your class is at Georgee's Pizza? 903 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,179 No. I'm just hungry. 904 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,263 Your mom said no unhealthy food. 905 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,723 Yeah, and my mom also said you're not a hooker. 906 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,434 - So... - Fuck you, Riverdale. 907 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,768 Tell me where your class is. 908 00:32:58,852 --> 00:32:59,603 - No. - Tell me. 909 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,062 No! 910 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:01,980 Fine. 911 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,107 - Hey. What are you doing? - [touch-tones beeping] 912 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,526 - Calling your mom. - [line trills] 913 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,028 Jesus. Fine. 914 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,864 Okay, I-I'll tell you. 915 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,365 On one condition. 916 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,034 What? 917 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,203 You want me to do this class so bad, 918 00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:18,455 you have to do it with me. 919 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:21,917 [sports announcer speaking indistinctly over TV] 920 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,376 Okay, let me see that one. 921 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,129 Why am I here again? 922 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,130 To try these on. 923 00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:29,299 Mickey has freakishly small hands. 924 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:31,885 What do you think? 925 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,638 Slip it on my finger. I need the full effect. 926 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,805 Here you go. 927 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,602 Brushed white gold, 928 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,396 matte finish, round edges. 929 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,941 Tastefully simple. I approve. 930 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,068 How much for two of 'em? 931 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,569 - Four hundred each. - Nope. 932 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,988 Uh, 400 for the pair. 933 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,740 Final offer. 934 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,576 It's on Aunt Oopie. 935 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,163 Do you take cards? 936 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,415 Twenty-first century, kid. 937 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,334 Everybody takes cards. 938 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,548 The hell is a spin class? 939 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,467 It's a sweaty, anorexic Nazi 940 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,719 screaming motivational shit at you 941 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,763 while you ride a bike that goes literally nowhere. 942 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,890 Why would anyone wanna do that? 943 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,518 My mom makes me. She thinks I'm fat. 944 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,978 You're just a puppet in her body-shaming shit show. 945 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,606 Hi, I'm Julia. I'm checking in for class. 946 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:29,442 And can I buy a class for my mom's hooker, Debbie? 947 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,527 - Not a hooker. - [Julia] And we're gonna need 948 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:31,569 to buy her shorts and a T-shirt. 949 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:32,529 But you can just put it on my mom's account. 950 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,614 Claudia Nicolo. 951 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:36,533 Uh, no, thank you. I'm actually all good. 952 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,785 You think my mom does this because she loves me? 953 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,120 [laughs] Time to see 954 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,330 what being loved by my mom really feels like. 955 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:46,418 [trainer] What kind of person do you wanna be today? 956 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,877 Up, up, up, up, up! 957 00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,337 You coming? 958 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,715 [trainer] Let's see that tattoo. Let's go! 959 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,217 We're gonna need more prescriptions. 960 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,635 Well, how many more? 961 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,554 [Kev] Seven. 962 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,472 I can't write more than one prescription 963 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,850 for the abortion pill in Veronica's name. 964 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,893 We-I'd lose my license. 965 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,353 What if you didn't write it? 966 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,480 What if you were to, say, 967 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,566 misplace your scrip pad 968 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:12,652 and whoever found it were to anonymously 969 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:13,862 write a whole bunch of prescriptions 970 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,488 before you even realized it was gone? 971 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:16,823 Mm. 972 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,326 Well, even if I were to misplace my scrip pad, 973 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,620 whoever found it would have to write prescriptions 974 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,663 in other people's names. 975 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,707 They're not gonna give more than one set of pills 976 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,167 to the same person. 977 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:30,295 I'm sure whoever found it would figure something out. 978 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,131 Are we still talking about us? 979 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,841 They're scared little girls, Bren. 980 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:37,385 Ten years ago, that could've been you and me. 981 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,099 I can't, V. 982 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,225 I'm sorry. 983 00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:49,564 [sighs] 984 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,108 Ugh. 985 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,282 See you. 986 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,533 [Veronica] See you. 987 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,376 Don't be a hero! 988 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,003 I swear I'll bury a bullet in his head. 989 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,090 Can someone be a hero, please? 990 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,092 The Sox game's about to start. 991 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,719 [splatting] 992 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,430 [patrons gasp] 993 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,807 Nine times out of ten, 994 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,267 a guy holding a gun to another guy's head 995 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,645 does not have the intention of pulling the trigger. 996 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,897 If you have a clean shot, take it. 997 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,357 That's terrible advice. 998 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:34,901 Let's reset. 999 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,069 Ah, the first inning's started. 1000 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,905 - I'm out. - Ooh. I'll do it. 1001 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,074 L-looks fun. 1002 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,284 Cool. Francesca, you're up. 1003 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,081 And go. 1004 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,000 Don't be a hero. I swear I'll-- 1005 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,085 - [pellet splats] - [shouts] 1006 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,253 - [Carl] Oh. - [groans] 1007 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,171 Shoot the hostage. 1008 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,965 I like your style. 1009 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,508 [Tommy laughs] 1010 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,428 I don't think this is gonna work. 1011 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,929 Well, we're giving it a try, 1012 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,223 'cause six pregnant teenagers don't wanna be raising babies 1013 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,766 instead of graduating high school. 1014 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,601 Hey, Gracie. They in there? 1015 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,270 They are. Got 'em all fired up for you. 1016 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,730 Ah, thanks, baby. 1017 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,568 - [woman 1] Hi, Veronica. - [woman 2] Hey, girl. 1018 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,445 [Veronica] Hi, ladies. 1019 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:19,738 Remember Kevin? 1020 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,449 Uh-huh. Sure do. 1021 00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:23,575 [laughter] 1022 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,118 Gracie explained to y'all what's going on? 1023 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,661 Let's do this. 1024 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,580 [Veronica] All right, ladies. Saddle up. 1025 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,540 We're going on a field trip. 1026 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:34,294 ♪ peppy music ♪ 1027 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:37,297 [pharmacist] Mifepristone. You need an abortion? 1028 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,507 I told Murray the pullout method 1029 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,468 was an ineffective form of birth control, 1030 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:44,971 but he's a little hard of hearing nowadays. 1031 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,306 Here's my co-pay. 1032 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,683 I'm afraid you're gonna have to pay full price. 1033 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,561 Medicare only covers abortion in cases of rape, incest, 1034 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,896 or when the mother's life is in danger. 1035 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,147 I'm 80 years old. 1036 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,316 Having a baby'll probably kill me. 1037 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,984 Might as well grab some for me 1038 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,819 while you're back there, young man. 1039 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,654 I was raped. 1040 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,156 Incest for me. 1041 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,574 Me too! 1042 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,159 - [woman 1] Rape again. - [woman 2] I was raped too. 1043 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,454 - [woman 3] Incest. - [woman 4] #MeToo. 1044 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:11,664 ♪♪♪ 1045 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:14,000 - [door slams] - [Lip] Hey. 1046 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,794 What are you doing home so early? 1047 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:20,006 Ugh. Uh, my nana's gone missing again. 1048 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,300 So my dad and Aunt Oopie are on their way up to Milwaukee 1049 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,676 to look for her. 1050 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,678 Oh, your grandma, huh? How long she been gone? 1051 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,514 Uh, I'm not sure. 1052 00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:29,474 But they'll find her wandering around in town 1053 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,351 looking for her cat, I'm sure. 1054 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,727 - [sweetly] Hi. - Hi. 1055 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,354 - She's got a cat? - Uh, no. 1056 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:36,564 No cat, just Alzheimer's. 1057 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,191 - So no free childcare. - [Fred fussing] 1058 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,984 I know. We're almost done. 1059 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:43,530 Well, uh, maybe we can boot Oopie 1060 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,949 and pay for it 1061 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,409 and pay off all your medical bills. 1062 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,209 What's this? 1063 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,669 That's five grand. 1064 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,547 I'm fixing a bike on the side, 1065 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,715 and most of that is gonna go towards parts, 1066 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,385 but I get another five when it's finished. 1067 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,136 So ten grand? 1068 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:10,431 Well, we'll clear about four when it's all said and done. 1069 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:12,517 But yeah. 1070 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,935 Four grand 1071 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,062 born of monkey grease and man sweat. 1072 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,021 [giggles] 1073 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:23,987 As opposed to what? 1074 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,532 As opposed to... 1075 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,285 uh...theft. 1076 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,413 Oh, come on. Hey. 1077 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:34,539 - No. - I was joking. 1078 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,665 I know. 1079 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,588 All right, okay, 1080 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:44,757 but seriously, y-you've never stolen anything before? 1081 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:45,884 Uh... 1082 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:51,264 ...three-dollar earrings on a dare 1083 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,725 when I was ten. 1084 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,685 Yeah, you see, that's worse than anything I've ever stolen. 1085 00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:01,482 You've stolen food and money. 1086 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,859 How is that worse? 1087 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:05,111 'Cause you stole for fun. 1088 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,989 You know, I stole so that Fiona didn't have to work a third job 1089 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,199 so she could cover our electric bill. 1090 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:12,285 I mean, you want me to be ashamed of the way I grew up? 1091 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,411 No. 1092 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,704 I...[sighs] 1093 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,624 It would just be nice 1094 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,876 if you knew that that wasn't normal. 1095 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:23,087 Well, it might not be Tamietti normal, 1096 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,798 but it's definitely Gallagher normal. 1097 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:29,761 Look, I'm fine living in an RV, 1098 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:33,181 scraping by, doing whatever we have to to survive. 1099 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,390 Yeah. 1100 00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:37,226 As long as we're aiming for something a little higher. 1101 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:40,188 [Fred crying] 1102 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,814 Why is he crying? 1103 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:42,357 Hey. 1104 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,069 [crying continues] 1105 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,365 [Julia] To skipping spin class. 1106 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,867 To skipping spin class. 1107 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,122 Fine. Jesus. 1108 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,876 Should we pick up burgers for dinner? 1109 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,711 Doesn't a burger require, like, 1110 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:04,754 a thousand gallons of water to produce? 1111 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:08,841 Six hundred sixty. But we all have our vices. 1112 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,052 What are yours? 1113 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,346 Other than, you know, straws and hooking. 1114 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,683 Not a hooker. Your mom and I like each other. 1115 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:19,227 Okay. Your funeral. 1116 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,853 [chuckles] 1117 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,438 She loves you, you know. 1118 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:24,774 She calls me fat. To my face. 1119 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,902 Hmm. Mine used to make me boil her old needles. 1120 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,197 My mom made me get a Brazilian before fifth-grade swim camp. 1121 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,950 Mine would use my Easy-Bake Oven to cook crack. 1122 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,786 Mine got me a nose job when I was 13. 1123 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:37,912 Mine made me test her coke 1124 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,706 to make sure there weren't laxatives in it. 1125 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,416 - There were. - [scoffs] 1126 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,584 Moms do shitty stuff sometimes. 1127 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,962 It doesn't mean they don't love us. 1128 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,673 You've really drunk my mom's Kool-Aid, haven't you? 1129 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:49,882 Is that a sex thing? 1130 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:50,717 'Cause probably. 1131 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,136 Huh. 1132 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,429 "Huh" what? 1133 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,806 Nothing. 1134 00:41:56,889 --> 00:42:00,727 I decided you might just be interesting after all. 1135 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:01,811 Wow. Really? 1136 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:12,196 Sorry. I... 1137 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,782 [exhales] 1138 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,013 Tami told me you'd be out here. 1139 00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:41,017 She also tell you I'm a thief and a degenerate? 1140 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,978 Didn't need to. Already knew that. 1141 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,105 Where you headed? 1142 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,482 To see Mickey. 1143 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,736 Gonna propose. 1144 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,616 Cool. 1145 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,038 Hey, uh, why, again? 1146 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,417 Huh? 1147 00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,252 Why are you gonna propose to Mickey? 1148 00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,047 Because I love him. 1149 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:14,300 And Debbie told me to. 1150 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,468 [chuckles] 1151 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,971 I thought you were all for us getting married. 1152 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,557 Hey, I'm all for anyone getting married if they want to, 1153 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:22,725 but... 1154 00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:24,393 I don't think you want to. 1155 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,523 Otherwise, you wouldn't have backed out the first time. 1156 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,816 Aw, fuck, Lip. 1157 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,484 You can't just throw this on me now. 1158 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,402 I've already spent all day convincing myself to do this. 1159 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:34,904 No, no. Nah. 1160 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,989 I've decided. I'm gonna go do it. 1161 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:38,241 Great. Do it. 1162 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:39,659 Great. I'm going. 1163 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,327 Great. Go. 1164 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,377 You're just gonna let me go? 1165 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,045 Okay. I-I don't know what you want me to do here. 1166 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:53,548 Yeah, I don't fucking know either, Lip. 1167 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:56,843 I want him back. 1168 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,302 So get him back. 1169 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:01,556 But I think I'm gonna have to marry him to do it. 1170 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:11,315 I think you should marry him. 1171 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:12,942 Someday. 1172 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:16,821 All right? But first, 1173 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,031 just try and figure out why you don't want to. 1174 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:25,037 [Carl] Good work today, Francesca. 1175 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,747 Glad you finally stopped crying, Aidan. 1176 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,208 [Rucker] Carl. What happened today, son? 1177 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,419 Sir? 1178 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,753 You send some of the Discoverers 1179 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:33,880 to the emergency room? 1180 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,631 [chuckling] Well... 1181 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:36,549 Yeah. I got a call from some of the parents. 1182 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:40,094 Ravi's mother, State Senator Wilson, 1183 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,679 says he got a broken rib. 1184 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,764 Something about being beaten with The Mueller Report. 1185 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:45,141 It was a paperback, sir. 1186 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,351 I didn't realize it would leave marks. 1187 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,394 Scout's father says his daughter's got 1188 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,272 a bruised clavicle from a paintball incident. 1189 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,732 Timmy Obama's in the hospital with a strangulated testicle. 1190 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,902 Says you kneed him in the balls this morning. 1191 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,070 Well, I was taking "cart-ay" blanche, sir. 1192 00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,573 Taking-I told you to ride 'em hard and put 'em down wet, 1193 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,117 not break his ribs and put him in the hospital. 1194 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,996 I think I've got a place better suited for your talent. 1195 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,789 The academy, sir? 1196 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:11,500 How you feel about trash? 1197 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,753 Well, I don't feel great about it. 1198 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,880 Hmm. Sanitation department. 1199 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,298 You know, in your time with the Discoverers, 1200 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,257 you've already proven that you're tough. 1201 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:19,967 But it takes the toughest of the tough 1202 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,802 to be able to survive garbage duty. 1203 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:23,137 Get you out on the streets. 1204 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,222 Get you to know the neighborhood, 1205 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,097 the people, you know. 1206 00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:26,974 Plus, service like that to the city 1207 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:27,808 looks absolutely fantastic 1208 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:30,269 on a police academy application. 1209 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:34,148 ♪ desolate rock music ♪ 1210 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:40,279 ♪♪♪ 1211 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:53,793 ♪ Gods are beaming into me ♪ 1212 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,504 ♪ Drippin' out my energy ♪ 1213 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:59,757 ♪ This isn't black or white, getting hard to fight ♪ 1214 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,676 ♪ Hyperactivity ♪ 1215 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:06,681 ♪♪♪ 1216 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:28,327 ♪ I'll mix you in honey ♪ 1217 00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:31,580 ♪ Stir till you're dizzy ♪ 1218 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:34,166 ♪ Blending into one, wildly undone ♪ 1219 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,419 ♪ A tinct of quality ♪ 1220 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,504 ♪ You used to hype me up, baby ♪ 1221 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,716 ♪ But I learned your game ♪ 1222 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:45,177 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1223 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,346 ♪ Years of taking you, baby ♪ 1224 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:50,433 ♪ You just taste the same ♪ 1225 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,059 ♪ Who's addicted now... ♪ 1226 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:55,021 - Hey. - Ian. 1227 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:56,522 - Yeah. - Oh, thank God. 1228 00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,317 Please take him back. 1229 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,530 Hey, Mickey, honey? You have a visitor. 1230 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:10,369 Oh! 1231 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:11,871 What's up, bro? 1232 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:14,790 You get upstairs and clean up down there real good. 1233 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,876 I'm comin' for you. [chuckles] 1234 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:18,085 - Come on. - [slaps buttocks] 1235 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,296 Go on. All right. 1236 00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:25,051 It looks like things are going well between you two. 1237 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:26,218 Uh, yeah. 1238 00:47:26,302 --> 00:47:27,553 It's like The Love Boat up there. 1239 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,305 Could not be happier. 1240 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,308 Here. 1241 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,519 Fuck is that? 1242 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,189 This an engagement ring? 1243 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,565 No. No. 1244 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:43,027 It's a...it's a promise ring. 1245 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,863 You're kidding me. 1246 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:46,989 No. 1247 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:48,532 I have one too. See? 1248 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,409 Sweet. 1249 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,912 All right, look. 1250 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:56,374 Gallaghers and marriage, they don't mix well. 1251 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,292 But a Gallagher keeps his promise. 1252 00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:01,962 Look, do we really need a piece of paper from the state 1253 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,547 to say that I'm committed? 1254 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,550 I'm committed. 1255 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,351 Nah. I'm good. 1256 00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:16,519 - Mick. Mickey. - No. 1257 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:19,021 A fucking promise ring? 1258 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:21,273 What are you, a teenage girl? 1259 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,275 You're not even wearing yours. You got it around your neck. 1260 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,361 You can just tuck it in there and no one even has to see it. 1261 00:48:25,444 --> 00:48:26,404 It doesn't matter where you wear it. 1262 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:29,448 It-it-it symbolizes commitment. 1263 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:30,491 I'm not saying never. 1264 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,577 No, just saying you don't love me enough now. 1265 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,747 And that's fine. It's cool. 1266 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,541 - I got Barry. - Byron. 1267 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,919 He answers to whatever the fuck I call him, all right? 1268 00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,629 'Cause that's true love. 1269 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,593 How do you know you love me? 1270 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,304 Huh? 1271 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:55,599 How do you really know? 1272 00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:00,312 I'm bipolar, right? 1273 00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:02,440 I don't know who I am from one day to the next. 1274 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,858 I can't guarantee shit. 1275 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,486 So why do you wanna spend the rest of your life with me? 1276 00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:09,363 Are you fucking crazy? 1277 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:11,824 And who else have you dated? 1278 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,742 - I've dated plenty of people-- - No, no, no, no, no. 1279 00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:16,078 Not fucked, dated, been in love with. 1280 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,957 How can you possibly know that me, 1281 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,586 that-that this, all of me, all the fucking versions I am, 1282 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,087 how do you know that that's what you wanna spend 1283 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:26,881 the rest of your life with? 1284 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:30,384 Jesus Christ, Ian. 1285 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,346 I've always known Gallaghers were fucked up, 1286 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:37,433 but I have never been happier to be a Milkovich. 1287 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,393 When you get over this whole 1288 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:40,853 "I'm not worthy of love" bullshit, 1289 00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,521 why don't you give me a call? 1290 00:49:42,605 --> 00:49:44,690 Maybe if Barry hasn't made an honest woman out of me, 1291 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,775 I'll still be around. 1292 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,112 [door slams] 1293 00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:53,073 ♪ gloomy music ♪ 1294 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:58,245 ♪♪♪ 1295 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:13,219 ♪ Follow the light inside ♪ 1296 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:16,055 ♪ And break the key ♪ 1297 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:20,100 ♪ Off and hide till the morning light ♪ 1298 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,561 ♪ This is just a dream ♪ 1299 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:25,940 ♪ This is just a dream ♪ 1300 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:31,237 ♪♪♪ 1301 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,615 - ♪ Follow the light inside ♪ - [urine trickling] 1302 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:38,452 ♪ And break the key ♪ 1303 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:41,455 ♪ Off and hide till the morning light ♪ 1304 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,999 ♪ This is just a dream ♪ 1305 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,543 ♪ This is just a dream ♪ 1306 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:49,672 ♪♪♪ 1307 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,883 [door clicks open and shut] 1308 00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:57,012 Thank you. 1309 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,813 You okay? 1310 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,566 Yeah. 1311 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,568 [music playing over car radio] 1312 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,444 [Veronica] Who's that? 1313 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,531 Are you the folks who run Nurse V's Jiffy Care? 1314 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,907 No. 1315 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:17,449 No, we're not. 1316 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:22,204 ♪♪♪ 1317 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,415 Are you Nurse V's Jiffy Abortion Van? 1318 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:27,960 ♪ You're on your own ♪ 1319 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,421 ♪ Bye-bye, baby ♪ 1320 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:34,174 ♪ Bye-bye, baby ♪ 1321 00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:37,678 ♪ You're on your own ♪ 1321 00:51:38,305 --> 00:51:44,508 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 91500