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Eric.
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Down, down here.
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H onour my deeds, then i'm gone.
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Let my soul rest with the treasure.
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Jann the bold. We honour your life
and return your soul to valhalla.
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It was great the temp agency could
fill you in for claudia on such short notice.
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By the way, i wanted to thank you. That
chinese restaurant you recommended...
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ex cellent.
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Sure thing.
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Ancient studies.
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She's kind of busy, actually.
Can i take a message?
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Mil... milton... mor... morris.
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That's the president of the college!
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President morris, n igel bailey.
Sorry for the confusion, she's temping.
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We're not busy at all. Well, that is to
say we're not, not busy.
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We're always busying ourselves striving to
be busy, but never too busy to take your call.
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Yes, i have a pen, fire away.
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I have a message.
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N ot done yet.
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You're going to want to hear this.
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Okay.
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There's a visiting professor from the
u niversity of n ortheastern south africa...
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on his way to see you right now.
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Why?
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The u niversity promised your services.
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You're to help him find the rune stone of
king jann the first of n orway.
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There's more.
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This is the bit that might not sit so well.
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The erm, professor is...
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stewey?
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Sweet-cheeks.
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I don't care how much money you've
donated to this university stewey.
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I'm not helping you find anything.
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Look, sydney, i need you.
You're the best in the business.
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Syd, look this could also be a very ex citing
historical find.
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U niversity of n ortheasten south africa?
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It's an hour outside watsumbia?
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Look, they're the only people that
had the wisdom enough to accredit me.
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You bribed them.
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I gave them a donation.
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Look syd, i know what you're
thinking, but i've changed.
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I've cleaned up my act. I'm a
different guy and it's all because of you.
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Me?
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Well, yeah. I mean, that last experience
that we shared in the belly of the buddha,
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i mean, it forced me to take a real
hard look at myself.
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And quite frankly, i didn't like what i saw.
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I don't blame you.
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Yeah. And then when you sent me that
very expensive ancient coin as a gift...
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it was a mistake.
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But still... it struck a very, very deep,
deep chord inside of me.
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Professor fo x, here's those
files you asked for.
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Oh, who's the new pork chop?
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It is possible that he really has
turned over a new leaf, isn't it?
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N o.
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Well, even the commonest of criminals
can be rehabilitated, sydney.
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We're talking about stewey here, n igel.
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You think president morris
will understand?
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H e's going to have to because there is...
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no way i'm going to sweden
with stewey h arper.
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When you come back, you think you could
bring me a rhinestone, too?
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That's rune stone, lynette.
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Rune stone? What's a rune stone?
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In medieval times, it's how people
wrote messages, notes.
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They used to chisel it out in stone.
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Oh, sort of like a post-it.
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Sort of.
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Hello, welcome to viking café.
How are you today?
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Very well, thank you.
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All of our grand platters are served
on scaled-down versions of oarboats...
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the authentic viking ships.
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And you'll notice your steak knives were
modelled after broadswords...
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from the anders the great dynasty.
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The celtic cross found its way into the
crust after he conquered c ounty donner...
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in southern ireland.
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That's very clever, isn't it, sydney?
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C ould i have a c oke?
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Me, too.
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H i. Sorry, i had to make
an important phone call.
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Can i get you something?
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Yeah, i'll have a bottle of your breast
bear, please. I mean, best breast.
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I mean yeah, thanks.
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Great place, huh?
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Listen, i just want you guys to know...
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it is so nice to be working with each
other as opposed to against each other, huh?
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You know, we really are
of the same ilk, syd.
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- We are not of the same ilk.
- Sure we are.
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Stewey, whatever ilk you're from,
i'm from a different one.
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Syd, i've got something very, very
important i want you to take a look at.
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Looks like furthorc.
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Around the eleventh century.
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Or the tenth.
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I can't decipher this.
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Looks like we're going to
need a translator.
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This is fantastic. I, i've never seen
anything like this before.
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What does it say?
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It's futhorc, a very primitive form,
gottkerk, runic.
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It er, it refers to a runestone.
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We know that part. Tell
us something we don't know.
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Yes, something about it being the
cornerstone of a great holy place,
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a sacred temple where the, the ax es
crossed the line of the great arrow.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Is there anything else, lars?
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N ot without the rest.
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The rest?
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Well, this parchment was torn from a
book, a text written by a viking shaman.
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Listen, forget about that part. Get
back to the part about the ax es...
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that crosses the line of the sacred arrow.
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N ow what the hell does that mean?
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I don't know. I have no idea.
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You don't know?
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I'm a translator. I, i don't have
a degree in mythology.
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Tenth-century stockholm. I had
lars make me a copy.
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Great.
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What?
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You wouldn't be hiding something
from us, would you, stewey?
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What could i possibly be hiding?
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Lars mentioned a book- text written
by a viking shaman.
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Same book that this page
was torn out of.
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You know, i am so offended by this
distrust in me. This is the new me.
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Why are you acting so weird?
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That's the old me.
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All right, let's get back to the clues.
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N ow, the rune stone is in a holy place where
the ax es crossed the line of the great arrow.
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N ow, the ax es in translation refers
to the clan of anders the great,
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also know as anders the ax e.
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N ow, their village was here.
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What does the great arrow mean?
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Perfect timing.
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H ello again. You, you guys eating a lot?
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We really love the service.
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Erm... i was wondering...
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the historical bits that you tell the customers,
interesting as they are,
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are they at all accurate
or are they just made up?
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C ompletely accurate.
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Would you know anything about the
meaning of the great arrow?
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Oh, yes, thursday's lunch special,
swedish meatballs...
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oh, no, actually, i'm sorry, i,
i meant historically.
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Oh yeah. The great arrow was a large,
wooden structure built in the forest...
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pointing travellers directly
north right here.
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All right. If your waitress is correct,
the great arrow will be here.
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N ow, anders' clan's village is here.
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Well, where does the ax e cross the
line of the great arrow?
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The village was built about a mile
inland from where they kept their...
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ships which meant they would have to
travel every day to the village.
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N ow, if we continue a line north going
in the same direction as the great...
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arrow, that should put our rune stone in
a holy place somewhere in this vicinity.
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Yeah, but wait a minute. N ow,
this is a tenth century map.
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Where is this vicinity?
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Well, we get a present-day
map and lay it over this.
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Should only be a few miles to cover.
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There's just one more place
to check out after this.
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It's a church, it was built in 1925.
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Still, the monument could be inside.
Let's check this place out first.
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Well, this looks like it could be a
monastery or a nunnery.
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It's at least a hundred years old.
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Well, it's a holy place, ain't it? H ey,
wait a minute. What about this?
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Oh, great, it's in swedish.
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Well, we are in sweden, stewey.
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Ja, we are.
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Well, this i can translate:
Holy dwellings have occupied this site...
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for over nine hundred years.
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This present
building is a former home of the...
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sisters of magdalene monastery. Erected
on the grounds is a monument using...
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stones from the original viking temple.
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That's it, it's got to be here.
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I wonder what kind of
holy place it is today.
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Can i help you?
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Boy, leave it to the swedes, huh?
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This is a spa?
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That's right.
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Arr... a clothing-optional spa?
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N o.
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Oh, thank god.
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A nude-only spa.
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I'm not going in there.
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There's a chance the rune
stone is in the monument.
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Look, sydney, they're...
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- they're letting it all hang out.
- N ige, that's what they're doing.
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If we're going to find that rune stone,
we've got to go in there,
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suck it up, suck it in, and do the nasty
thing that's got to be done.
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I don't think so.
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Why? What's the matter?
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If i go in there with you, i'm liable
to end up in jail or,
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at the very least, uncontrollably nauseous.
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N igel
and i will take care of this.
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Why don't you take a
walk and cool it off?
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Sydney, are you sure stewey can't be
any use to you in there?
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- I mean after all, he is a changed man.
- N igel...
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- i can't.
- You can.
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- I can't.
- It's just a body.
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It's my body and your body and...
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what's the matter?
You've got a nice body.
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Yeah? But there's all those other bodies.
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N igel, if it makes you feel any better,
i won't look, i promise i won't look.
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You won't look, i won't look...
we just won't look.
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We won't look at anything but stones,
stones that look like rune stones.
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All right? Okay, good.
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Stay out of the cold water.
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Right.
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We should split up. Why don't you
go this way? I'll go that way.
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- Alone? Like this?
- Yes.
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Syd, syd.
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C ome here.
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Please.
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H i, how are you? N ice to see you.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Sorry.
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Sydney, i'm sorry, i, i didn't
see a thing. Did you peek?
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N o, i did not peek, n igel.
But i do think i found it.
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There.
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Great.
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N ow, it looks like the stones are
constructed in a free-form manner,
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no mortar, just piled one on top of
each other.
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It's got to be one of the smaller stones
near the foundation.
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If it's there, we should be able to just
wedge it out.
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- One problem, though.
- What?
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H er.
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Oh, i, i see your point. We can't just
go pulling out stones in front of her.
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Well, we'll just have to ask her to move.
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H ow?
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I'll leave that in your capable hands.
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Me?
224
00:18:40,515 --> 00:18:42,870
Ex cuse me, miss?
225
00:18:46,395 --> 00:18:52,743
I, i was just thinking
maybe, maybe you should move your chair.
226
00:18:53,075 --> 00:18:54,224
Why?
227
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:55,355
Why? Why indeed.
228
00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:04,387
The sun, it, it's in the wrong position
for optimal tanning.
229
00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:07,675
Yeah. Yeah, i do get burned sometimes.
230
00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:09,870
Your cheeks are a bit red.
231
00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:13,503
N o, i didn't mean those cheeks. I mean,
i wasn't looking at those cheeks.
232
00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:16,040
I mean, not that
i wouldn't want to look at those,
233
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:20,195
i'm sure they're very nice cheeks,
but it's i, well, i mean, what do you expect?
234
00:19:20,195 --> 00:19:27,067
I mean, you're naked, i'm
naked, we're all naked.
235
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Right.
236
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,194
- This is it.
- Yeah.
237
00:19:43,194 --> 00:19:45,351
See the engraving?
238
00:19:55,035 --> 00:19:56,371
It's moving.
239
00:19:56,371 --> 00:19:57,707
Pull it out.
240
00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:16,233
One stone,
nobody will ever miss it.
241
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,908
Yeah, but how are we going
to get out of here?
242
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:20,389
- What do you mean?
- We're not exactly wearing pockets.
243
00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:22,627
Right.
244
00:21:06,715 --> 00:21:09,850
Oh, you guys have been so great and i
really mean that. But listen, i've...
245
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:12,986
got to get this thing back to, to the
u niversity as quickly as i can, okay?
246
00:21:13,195 --> 00:21:17,313
Oh, syd thank you so much. You're
the best. N ige, i love ya.
247
00:21:17,313 --> 00:21:19,475
All right, i'm going to grab a cab
and i'll go straight to the...
248
00:21:19,475 --> 00:21:21,435
airport and i'll call you from africa.
249
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Stewey.
250
00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:25,068
- Yeah?
- Can we see it?
251
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,595
- See what?
- The rune stone.
252
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,388
You already saw it.
253
00:21:31,388 --> 00:21:34,512
Well, we were kind of in a rush at
the time. Just let me see it.
254
00:21:36,115 --> 00:21:38,583
Syd, i'm going to miss my cab to
the airport. I'd better get going.
255
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,034
Stewey.
256
00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:45,344
Well, it is what he said.
King jann's rune stone, amazing.
257
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,675
Wait a minute. You said it was
king jann the first. I can't read the...
258
00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:54,075
futhorc, but this is definitely the
crest of jann the second.
259
00:21:54,075 --> 00:21:56,794
This is king jann
the second's rune stone.
260
00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:00,280
Well, first or second, what
difference does it make, really?
261
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:04,675
King jann the second was also known as
jann the bold who plundered vast...
262
00:22:04,675 --> 00:22:06,149
fortunes from across europe.
263
00:22:06,149 --> 00:22:07,588
Which nobody ever found.
264
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:11,311
N o kidding. Well, i didn't know that.
I'll make sure they put that on the...
265
00:22:11,311 --> 00:22:14,870
plaque because i don't want them to
get that... give it!
266
00:22:30,155 --> 00:22:32,066
Syd, be careful
with the rune stone.
267
00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:48,073
Way to go, syd,
way to go.
268
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:52,833
- I can't believe we got mugged in sweden.
- Those guys weren't muggers.
269
00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:57,030
- I wonder what they wanted from us.
- Good question.
270
00:22:59,155 --> 00:23:01,120
The engravings are futhorc
like the parchment.
271
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,475
I guess we're going to be visiting our
friend the translator again.
272
00:23:04,475 --> 00:23:06,840
I wonder what this eight-legged
horse means?
273
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:12,555
Sleipner, odin's horse. You must really
like the service here. Back three times.
274
00:23:12,555 --> 00:23:15,274
Yes we do.
275
00:23:15,274 --> 00:23:21,835
Boy, here we go again. Listen, about this
horse er, modem? Is that what you said?
276
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,520
Odin, main god of the vikings.
277
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:27,995
That's right. H is horse's name was
sleipner and it had eight legs so it...
278
00:23:27,995 --> 00:23:29,792
would never tire.
279
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:31,550
With all the walking around on this trip,
280
00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:33,265
i could do with another set of legs myself.
281
00:23:35,755 --> 00:23:39,065
N igel, we should probably head
to the translator's office now.
282
00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:48,070
I'm a relic hunter, too.
283
00:23:52,595 --> 00:23:54,506
H ello?
284
00:23:55,515 --> 00:23:57,028
Lars?
285
00:23:57,795 --> 00:23:59,308
Anybody home?
286
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,752
There doesn't seem to be anybody here.
287
00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:06,148
Strange. Why don't you leave him a note.
H ave him call us.
288
00:24:06,395 --> 00:24:07,794
Right.
289
00:24:18,675 --> 00:24:19,425
Oh!
290
00:24:26,275 --> 00:24:28,391
Well, ixnay on the note.
291
00:24:28,715 --> 00:24:31,229
Either lars was in the wrong place at
the wrong time or he discovered...
292
00:24:31,229 --> 00:24:32,674
something he wasn't supposed to.
293
00:24:32,674 --> 00:24:34,467
Like what?
294
00:24:34,915 --> 00:24:36,268
I have a pretty good idea.
295
00:24:37,395 --> 00:24:41,866
Sydney, look, there are ash
marks on lars' fingers.
296
00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:58,720
Photograph, recently burned.
297
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,065
Looks like he wanted to get rid of it in
a hurry before someone came after him.
298
00:25:02,475 --> 00:25:04,352
Look at that above the address.
299
00:25:05,475 --> 00:25:06,908
Odin's horse.
300
00:25:06,908 --> 00:25:10,147
Seventy-seventy ringvagen.
301
00:25:31,995 --> 00:25:34,429
Get the feeling it's not a bible study?
302
00:26:37,175 --> 00:26:41,088
Isn't that bjorn, the other translator?
303
00:26:42,855 --> 00:26:48,691
That's him. Lars must have
discovered their secret cult.
304
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,211
So they killed him.
305
00:26:58,415 --> 00:27:03,887
Brothers, there is a filth among us.
306
00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:10,295
There is one so wretched in his
obscenity that he would...
307
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:15,733
take our great book and sell
it to the outside world.
308
00:27:18,655 --> 00:27:21,453
Let me tell you, brothers...
309
00:27:22,895 --> 00:27:28,413
we are diligent in our security...
310
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:33,051
and though we practice
the ways of the ancients...
311
00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:38,693
we do not ignore the ways
of technology.
312
00:27:45,815 --> 00:27:49,490
Your sale of our book is known!
313
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:59,285
But it will be recovered so that once
more...
314
00:27:59,285 --> 00:28:03,124
it rests alongside the star of odin.
315
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,574
The star of odin...
316
00:28:10,574 --> 00:28:14,808
our key to unlocking the secret of
jann the bold's treasure.
317
00:28:21,495 --> 00:28:29,573
So brother, you will have time indeed to
reflect upon your actions...
318
00:28:32,975 --> 00:28:34,294
in hell!
319
00:29:11,855 --> 00:29:13,254
Get the door!
320
00:29:13,775 --> 00:29:15,003
Come on!
321
00:29:21,575 --> 00:29:24,373
Well, guess we took care
of those guys, huh?
322
00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:28,075
N ot so fast, professor. I want the
truth and i want it now.
323
00:29:28,075 --> 00:29:31,055
- What's the story with this book?
- What do you mean by story?
324
00:29:31,055 --> 00:29:32,220
You know what i mean.
325
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:35,175
Look, can't we talk about this later?
There's twenty bloodthirsty vikings...
326
00:29:35,175 --> 00:29:36,051
about to get in here.
327
00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:38,020
And i'll throw you to them if you
don't come clean right now.
328
00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:40,808
All right, all right, look, but can't
we talk about it somewhere else?
329
00:29:47,415 --> 00:29:48,500
Oh, great, it's locked.
330
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,420
I can get us out. But first, you
tell me what the hell is going on.
331
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:54,875
Oh, jeez. Okay, look, i got a line on
this rogue viking, a really weird dude...
332
00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:58,295
you know, like these other choirboys.
H e told me he stole the book and he...
333
00:29:58,295 --> 00:29:59,853
contacted me on my web site.
334
00:29:59,853 --> 00:30:01,209
Your web site?
335
00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:03,212
- Yeah. You don't have one?
- Go on.
336
00:30:03,212 --> 00:30:09,175
The lock... anyway, i bought the book
from him, we did it all by e-mail.
337
00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,295
- I mean, i never even met the guy.
- So where's the book?
338
00:30:11,295 --> 00:30:13,900
- Safe and sound.
- The whole book?
339
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,687
The whole book and
nothing but the book.
340
00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:18,295
You didn't show us the rest of the book
because we'd know it was for jann the...
341
00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:21,014
bold and we wouldn't help you. You'd
have all the treasure for yourself.
342
00:30:21,575 --> 00:30:23,088
What are you, teacher's pet?
343
00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:25,180
So the book got us to the rune stone.
344
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:29,333
That's right. And now, we got the
key to jann the bold's treasure.
345
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,380
Star of odin? You took the star of odin.
346
00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:36,249
U h-huh. N ow we have everything we need
to find jann the bold's secret loot.
347
00:30:36,975 --> 00:30:38,615
Ex cept a translator.
348
00:30:38,615 --> 00:30:40,526
Let's go.
349
00:30:48,735 --> 00:30:50,900
D, d, don't kill me please!
350
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:53,940
Did lars plead with you for his life too?
351
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:58,571
I didn't kill lars. I, i only told the
leader that he knew about us.
352
00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:01,734
The, the leader had him killed.
353
00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:10,731
It's the truth. I'll do anything. Yes,
please take the knife away.
354
00:31:18,815 --> 00:31:24,412
The tablet refers to a sacred field,
the h ouse of souls.
355
00:31:24,695 --> 00:31:26,060
Where?
356
00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:30,008
I don't know. I don't. But...
357
00:31:30,008 --> 00:31:31,329
but what?
358
00:31:35,055 --> 00:31:42,245
If you do find it, according to the
rune stone, it's cursed.
359
00:31:44,775 --> 00:31:47,050
What kind of curse?
360
00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:54,972
It says, jann the bold quenched his
thirst for riches where dead men...
361
00:31:54,972 --> 00:32:01,970
rest. And all those who search for his
treasure will sleep among them.
362
00:32:03,535 --> 00:32:06,295
Well, a fat lot of good this is going
to do us. We don't even know what or...
363
00:32:06,295 --> 00:32:08,575
where this h ouse of souls is and at
this hour, who are we going to...
364
00:32:08,575 --> 00:32:10,566
find out from?
365
00:32:24,615 --> 00:32:26,048
H ello.
366
00:32:27,215 --> 00:32:29,888
H ello again.
367
00:32:31,615 --> 00:32:34,255
You're not coming
here just for the food, are you?
368
00:32:34,255 --> 00:32:40,330
N o. Actually, i just have a quick
question.
369
00:32:42,055 --> 00:32:45,411
H ave you ever heard of a
a h ouse of souls,
370
00:32:45,411 --> 00:32:48,368
other than an appetizer or a
dinner special, that is?
371
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:56,535
Oh, yes. The h ouse of souls, this is
one of the most revered legends in...
372
00:32:56,535 --> 00:32:58,810
all of viking history.
373
00:32:59,775 --> 00:33:03,020
The h ouse of souls
was a very holy place.
374
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:08,652
Only the bravest warriors were allowed to
enter. Many never returned.
375
00:33:51,975 --> 00:33:54,728
Sydney. Stewey.
376
00:34:01,295 --> 00:34:05,288
The rune stone translation, i quench
my thirst where dead men sleep.
377
00:34:05,535 --> 00:34:07,730
- Quenching his thirst.
- H e was talking about a well.
378
00:34:11,575 --> 00:34:14,612
- H ere, help me get this off.
- Yeah, let me hold this.
379
00:34:14,855 --> 00:34:16,607
Thanks.
380
00:34:18,935 --> 00:34:22,371
Oh yeah. This is it.
This has got to be it.
381
00:34:24,055 --> 00:34:26,330
Well, don't just stand there.
Go down and get it.
382
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:29,208
Stewey, make yourself useful
and give us some light.
383
00:34:32,775 --> 00:34:36,654
Oh. Oh, boy. This is not good.
N ow what are we going to do?
384
00:34:37,095 --> 00:34:39,295
I think we should go down there,
have a look around.
385
00:34:39,295 --> 00:34:40,432
You mean climb down the walls?
386
00:34:40,432 --> 00:34:41,500
Stewey, give me the light.
387
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:44,055
- I'll hold the light. You guys go down.
- Stewey, give me the light.
388
00:34:44,055 --> 00:34:45,773
N o, i want to hold the light.
389
00:34:51,855 --> 00:34:56,883
Did what i think just happened happen?
390
00:34:57,535 --> 00:35:01,653
I guess we're going down. All of us.
391
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,135
You, you got me?
392
00:35:09,135 --> 00:35:10,488
Yeah.
393
00:35:11,335 --> 00:35:13,212
Don't just drop me.
394
00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:14,614
Stewey.
395
00:35:17,655 --> 00:35:18,849
Thanks, n ige.
396
00:35:27,295 --> 00:35:29,763
The eight-legged horse
will show us the way.
397
00:35:48,415 --> 00:35:50,053
Is this it?
398
00:35:53,015 --> 00:35:57,805
Well, you've helped us,
bjorn, so i'm going to spare you.
399
00:35:58,695 --> 00:36:00,333
Thank you.
400
00:36:06,815 --> 00:36:11,366
Call the others. I don't want him to
live to see another sunrise.
401
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,566
It looks kind of small.
402
00:36:20,415 --> 00:36:23,487
I'd think a rat like you would
feel right at home in there.
403
00:37:20,175 --> 00:37:22,055
Sleipner.
404
00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:47,086
This has got to be it.
405
00:37:52,735 --> 00:37:55,568
Thanks. Thanks.
406
00:38:30,815 --> 00:38:33,045
A viking burial ground.
407
00:38:36,295 --> 00:38:39,844
- Jann the bold?
- Yeah, but where's the treasure?
408
00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:49,931
Give me the star of odin.
409
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:01,569
Yes!
410
00:39:05,935 --> 00:39:07,368
Watch it!
411
00:39:27,775 --> 00:39:29,288
Look at this.
412
00:40:04,175 --> 00:40:10,535
My goodness. We're going to have to come
back for the rest of this stuff later.
413
00:40:10,535 --> 00:40:13,652
- This isn't ours, stewey.
- Right.
414
00:40:13,855 --> 00:40:16,574
These are priceless artifacts
that belong in a museum.
415
00:40:16,574 --> 00:40:19,732
Museum shmuseum. Who's going
to stop us? The viking police?
416
00:40:19,732 --> 00:40:20,930
That's right.
417
00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:24,525
I've been waiting
a long time for this.
418
00:40:36,175 --> 00:40:37,847
Go get him, n ige.
419
00:40:53,095 --> 00:40:56,531
I should have brought a bigger bag.
Why didn't i bring a bigger bag?
420
00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:02,892
I'll be right with you.
421
00:41:42,975 --> 00:41:45,933
See? It's not so bad when we work
together, huh, syd?
422
00:41:45,933 --> 00:41:49,285
Listen, sydney take 20% of the loot,
i'll take the rest.
423
00:41:49,495 --> 00:41:51,535
Every penny of this is going
to a museum, stewey.
424
00:41:51,535 --> 00:41:54,003
- 30%.
- Every penny.
425
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:56,093
Forty-four?
426
00:42:04,015 --> 00:42:08,691
You know what? You're right, stewey,
it's not so bad when we work together.
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