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What the
fuck was that Joe?
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Uh, hello, hello Jamie.
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What was what?
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The boats weren't good?
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You set it
all up didn't you Joe?
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It wasn't funny.
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Well I didn't,
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Jan set everything up but,
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those boats are fine,
what's the deal?
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No I'm not talking
about the fucking boat,
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what were the lights and was
the creep in the alien suit?
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What?
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Why would they
bring us the cameras
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we left on the boat
unless you told them to?
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Wait, who are they?
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Seriously is this a joke?
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Jamie.
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Jamie are you guys okay?
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No, we
aren't fucking okay.
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I'm standing in
front of what might be
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America's largest pyramid.
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A modern marvel.
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Based on the great
pyramids of ancient Egypt.
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Ancient astronaut
theorist believe that
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this structure is
of alien origin.
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The top points
directly into the sky.
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Calling, beckoning
to another spirit.
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The human hybrid
creatures that protect it
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clearly from another world.
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Stay tuned as we
discover the brilliance
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of alien
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engineers.
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Great, cut.
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How'd that look?
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Go in the right lane.
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I'm on my way to speak
with an expert on Area 51.
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As a former CIA specialist,
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he worked on the
secret government base
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during the height
of the cold war.
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He will surely give us
some incredible insight
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into extraterrestrial
engineering.
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Turn right on
to south Gibson Road.
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Got it.
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You can get
marijuana cards here.
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Hi.
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I'm Bjorn.
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- I'm T.D., come in.
- Oh thank you.
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Oh this is incredible.
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Well thank you, sir.
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This is an incredible home.
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Is this live.
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An interview with T.D. Barnes.
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T.D., thank you so
much for having me.
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You're welcome.
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While you were in Area 51
did you experience anything
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out of the ordinary?
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We were what was out
of the ordinary there.
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We built a plane back
then with fly drills
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that's still the fastest
high flying plane ever built.
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It was a UFO?
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- It was.
- Interesting.
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We called it no
one knew we had it.
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And it flew 90,000 feet.
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It flew fast intervals.
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And no one knew that,
had any idea that anyone
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had a plane that fast and that
you could fly it that high.
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We flew 28,050 Sordies
out of Area 51.
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But this is a plane occasional
right, Bjorn, just right.
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It was a UFO.
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Made by aliens?
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No, we built it, we made it.
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We all take the credit for it.
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Alright, T.D., now
I'd like to present
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some of my Area 51
theories to you.
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Okay.
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It is my belief that
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Area 51 is a government project
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that exists only to study
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alien technology and
reverse engineer it.
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On top of that,
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it's an alien
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morgue.
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They study alien bodies,
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they take their DNA
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and they mix it
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with rats
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to see
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what happens.
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Then,
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they kill them,
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the rats.
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The rats.
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Reactions?
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We've heard a lot of stories.
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- People.
- Similar to that?
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- Similar to your theories.
- Sure.
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You know, it is a
place to test flight.
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There's nothing underground,
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it's all
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oriented towards
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flight technology.
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Flying
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alien technology.
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Well I won't say
alien for that,
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I've never seen an
alien in this life.
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But it could
happen in Area 51.
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You still would not be
able to see the fetus,
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you'll be in a bad place
to do it because you got,
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for example when...
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I was at a diner
earlier today and
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the server mentioned
that she saw something
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funny in the sky
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so people are talking.
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And they do see something.
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Alien?
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They do see something
but it's not alien.
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We have found some stuff
out there that looks
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so out of this world.
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You could have
other worldly shapes.
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You can even have a saucer.
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These shapes that man
could not even dream of?
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Well we've dreamed em' up.
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We've actually tried
saucer technology.
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It was very unstable.
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It needs that
alien touch to fly.
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It would.
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I just got the
inside scoop on Area 51
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but my research
cannot stop here.
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I am this close to uncovering
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a huge alien conspiracy
happening right here
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in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Hey Bjorn, tell the
camera's to fuck themselves
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'cause I don't wanna look at
em' right now, I'm too hot.
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Brian can you get a
close up on his tan line?
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Yeah there's no tan line.
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What'd you think of T.D.?
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Was it usable?
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It was cool but,
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he didn't think it was real.
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Aliens?
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I don't
know, what'd you think?
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Yeah I think it
might be unusable.
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I'd like
to know, I don't know.
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Oh man the sun.
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Hey, before
everyone goes tonight,
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remember we need to get some
of those street interviews.
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The water
cycle of the earth
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is a constant dance.
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A pull and push, an
exchange of energy.
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I don't understand it.
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I don't get this show.
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He just keeps
talking and talking.
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- It's boring.
- Yeah I think so.
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There's just no mystery in it.
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Look, it says water.
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He's saying water.
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Werter.
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Werter.
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The world's made out of werter.
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Werter.
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Werter.
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Cold werter.
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You guys wanna
go to the werter park?
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Jamie, why
are you watching this?
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He has
seven doctorates.
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Do you
think she likes him?
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She likes him.
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- She loves him.
- He's like the next
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Carl Sagan.
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Do you
love him, Jamie?
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Who's Carl Sagan?
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Little
Doctor Werter.
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Seven doctorates in werter.
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I have a
doctorate of werter.
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Oh water skiing.
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Since the dawn
of civilization,
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humans have been dealing
with these changes
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as they naturally occurred.
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The ancient peoples of Mesopotamia
in this valley in Egypt
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developed systems of
agriculture and engineering
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to supply their regions
with fresh water
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and fertile soil.
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I'm actually standing in
ancient Egypt right now.
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This is what this
region looks like today.
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Ficals of drought have
left this area of the world
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an arid desert.
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Without fresh water preserves,
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modern Egyptians would
not be able to survive
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in such a harsh climate.
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In the past few decades
all around the world
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the temperature
has been going up.
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None of
the hottest is it?
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What are you drinking?
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I don't know.
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Werter.
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And we're beginning
to see the consequences
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of wasting the one thing most
essential to our survival.
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Water.
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And,
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action!
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Bjorn.
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Hi, Rizza.
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It's so nice to meet you.
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Rizza,
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now as a lifelong
resident in Las Vegas
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surely you've heard of
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- some of the Area 51.
- Yes.
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Yes.
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Have you yourself
visited the site?
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No I have not.
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I heard it's very,
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people are very
strict down there,
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they can't even let you
go anywhere near so.
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Do you fear that
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the life forms that are
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habituating in Area 51 might
be spill over to the city?
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You know what?
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Whatever they're
doing down there.
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- God knows what it is.
- Rizza, it's a simple
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yes or no, was Las Vegas
built on alien gold?
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I wouldn't say that.
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Look at the spoils
of riches in this city.
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Would you not argue that
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it's far too much for man?
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It's beautiful.
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Other worldly beautiful?
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Yes.
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I think we've come
a little bit closer
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to finding the truth.
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Alright.
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Alright and,
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action.
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Bjorn.
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- Scott, nice to meet you.
- Scott, nice to meet you.
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Do you have any
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explanations as to
why there's so much
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strangeness in this area?
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I think people you
know this day in age,
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they need something
out the norm to get
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out their hundrome
lifestyles, you know?
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Now I don't wanna put
words in your mouth but,
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do you think the helicopters
that are constantly
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circling the city are
trying to communicate
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with another life form?
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You know that's, I don't
know, that's interesting.
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They could be, they could
be looking for life forms.
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I personally believe in aliens,
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I think it's
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ignorant to not think
there could be other
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you know, intelligent
life form out there.
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So, I mean if there
was anything out here,
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I would not surprise to be
honest with you, you know?
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I agree.
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There you have it,
one step closer.
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We'll be back on
Alien Engineers.
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I'm putting on the spy glasses.
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It's gonna be like that show.
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What was that show?
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Not Home Improvement.
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I'm going deep undercover.
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Gross.
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Could this be
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an alien?
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She sure looks like one.
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Half computer,
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half
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beautiful other worldly woman.
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We're getting closer.
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Where's Bjorn and Britney?
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These things are really good.
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00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,422
Could this be
evidence of an alien?
273
00:13:26,424 --> 00:13:27,824
This man here?
274
00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:31,162
Sure looks like I'm
an innocent alien.
275
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:38,269
Dang, are
you seeing this?
276
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,104
Oh shit.
277
00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:43,940
Oh my god,
she just shape shifted.
278
00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:45,007
She shape shifted.
279
00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:47,679
Oh she's another alien lady now.
280
00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,759
Hey look at this.
281
00:14:02,761 --> 00:14:05,161
It's like a space ship.
282
00:14:05,163 --> 00:14:06,896
Bright lights.
283
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:07,899
Shiny bulbs.
284
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:09,699
Aliens.
285
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,133
Oh it's jamming it.
286
00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:13,137
Oh that's an alien term?
287
00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:21,379
What is that?
288
00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:02,551
We gotta go.
289
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,753
We gotta go.
290
00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:04,553
We gotta
go, come on, come on.
291
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,688
We gotta go, let's go.
292
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,383
We're being
chased 'cause we're inches
293
00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:35,653
from the truth.
294
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:38,654
Give me your camera.
295
00:15:38,656 --> 00:15:40,391
Right now, right now!
296
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,896
I am so sorry.
297
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,830
I have no idea what
they were doing in there
298
00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:49,932
but whatever it is, I'm sorry
and it's my responsibility
299
00:15:49,934 --> 00:15:51,233
and I apologize.
300
00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:54,837
I'm a line producer on
a mystery channel show,
301
00:15:54,839 --> 00:15:56,405
it's called Alien Engineers.
302
00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:59,108
I'm sorry, so
you said Alien Engineers?
303
00:15:59,110 --> 00:15:59,878
Yeah.
304
00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:08,684
Very sorry to
interrupt your shoot,
305
00:16:08,686 --> 00:16:12,757
we will not be bothering
you again, best of luck.
306
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:34,376
Hey everyone, it's
Britney Big Time and Bjorn,
307
00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:37,048
we're here in Las Vegas, Nevada.
308
00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:40,082
We're filming today
309
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:42,451
and Bjorn has something
to say you to guys.
310
00:16:42,453 --> 00:16:43,485
No I don't.
311
00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:44,921
He does.
312
00:16:44,923 --> 00:16:45,988
Go to bed.
313
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,523
Oh god.
314
00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:50,428
Well, it's been a
pretty crazy day.
315
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:53,031
Bjorn got a tan and
316
00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:56,968
I saw a couple famous athletes,
317
00:16:58,102 --> 00:17:01,070
some really cool ones
so that was cool.
318
00:17:01,072 --> 00:17:03,105
Who did you see?
319
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:05,908
I saw all those guys
at the pepper mill.
320
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:06,744
Who?
321
00:17:08,179 --> 00:17:09,511
Peyton Manning.
322
00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:12,314
You saw Peyton Manning today?
323
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,151
Uh huh.
324
00:17:14,552 --> 00:17:16,118
Okay, well this is just
gonna be a quick one tonight
325
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,387
'cause we're pretty
tired from shooting but.
326
00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:19,688
What sport does he play?
327
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,857
Football.
328
00:17:20,859 --> 00:17:21,692
Idiot.
329
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,894
- Okay, ready.
- Getting any athletes?
330
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,195
Ready.
331
00:17:26,197 --> 00:17:27,897
One, two, three.
332
00:17:27,899 --> 00:17:30,366
♪ Vegas, Vegas
333
00:17:30,368 --> 00:17:32,534
♪ Kiss from above
334
00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:34,871
♪ Vegas, Vegas
335
00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:37,974
♪ A white velvet glove
336
00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:40,242
Could you please
just sing something?
337
00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:42,411
I'm running out of material.
338
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:44,546
No one's gonna watch this.
339
00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:45,383
Okay.
340
00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,818
Okay well check out,
341
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,754
check out my blog, we'll
be posting some more photos
342
00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:55,925
of the trip and Bjorn is gonna
343
00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:59,597
tell you something right
before we go to bed.
344
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,004
You awake?
345
00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:08,806
No.
346
00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:11,175
I'm sleeping.
347
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,844
Drawing a penis
348
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,748
on Brian's stupid face.
349
00:18:18,716 --> 00:18:19,550
Take one.
350
00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:42,304
- Alright.
- Alright.
351
00:18:42,306 --> 00:18:44,473
Yeah we're rolling.
352
00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:48,646
I'm here in the car to
go to a giant fucking dam.
353
00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:52,648
Giant fucking dam.
354
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:55,417
Brian's a giant fucking dam.
355
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:56,518
I know what a dam is.
356
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,254
What's a dam?
357
00:18:58,256 --> 00:19:00,923
It was once a river
and now it is a lake.
358
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,391
Brian thinks that
we're going to see
359
00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:05,561
a giant dental dam and he
can't wait 'cause he's never.
360
00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:07,896
I've never seen
a dental damn before.
361
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,765
I honestly haven't either but.
362
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:10,601
It's a
363
00:19:12,036 --> 00:19:16,005
prophylactic sheet of latex
or something that's not latex.
364
00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:18,240
Oh it's prophylactic
sheet, you guys.
365
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,508
I don't
know what this.
366
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:20,809
Jamie, yeah,
what the hell is that?
367
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,979
Well let me tell you
how I use it on Brit.
368
00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,915
I put a piece of rubber
369
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:28,850
on each tooth and I go nuts.
370
00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:30,419
Giant fucking dam.
371
00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:32,521
Giant fucking dam!
372
00:19:32,523 --> 00:19:34,256
I'm on my way
to the Hoover Dam,
373
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:38,194
one of the most
incredible structures
374
00:19:38,196 --> 00:19:40,329
in the western world.
375
00:19:40,331 --> 00:19:43,065
I've gotta ask a question,
376
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:45,601
is this structure a product
377
00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:47,171
of alien engineers?
378
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:52,143
Is it?
379
00:19:58,349 --> 00:20:02,520
Look at how much
water that is that isn't there.
380
00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:12,196
- Whoa.
- Wow.
381
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,635
It's so
382
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,869
big, I don't know, I
guess I thought it was
383
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:23,472
gonna be a lot smaller.
384
00:20:23,474 --> 00:20:26,977
Can you
imagine working on this?
385
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:32,816
Wow.
386
00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:42,091
Alien rock.
387
00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:45,996
Brian, is this
where your mom was born?
388
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:50,166
I'm standing in front
of the winged guardians
389
00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:53,169
of the republic atop of
the great Hoover Dam.
390
00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:56,372
I'm gonna talk with
two experts nearby
391
00:20:56,374 --> 00:21:00,478
to get to the bottom of
this and uncover the truth.
392
00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:05,381
The timing for
creating the celestial chart,
393
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:06,682
according to the artist
394
00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:10,252
was that he believed
that someday, somehow
395
00:21:10,254 --> 00:21:14,123
future civilizations
would find their way here.
396
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,358
Do you think
that it's possible,
397
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,328
thousands of men and women
398
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,029
made this alone?
399
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,865
Or could they have had
help from something above?
400
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,901
I mean all the clues are here.
401
00:21:25,903 --> 00:21:27,738
The winged sculptures.
402
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:30,372
The celestial writings.
403
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,573
Like aliens?
404
00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:33,242
- Like aliens.
- Supplying beams.
405
00:21:33,244 --> 00:21:34,976
It's conclusive then,
406
00:21:34,978 --> 00:21:39,150
aliens have had some effect
on this dam being built.
407
00:21:40,818 --> 00:21:42,451
Erika agrees.
408
00:21:42,453 --> 00:21:43,287
I what?
409
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,823
That's right.
410
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,158
To assist
these future visitors,
411
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,927
the sculpture also
created a celestial watch
412
00:21:51,929 --> 00:21:53,364
or wheel of time.
413
00:21:54,832 --> 00:21:58,267
The yellow arch on the floor
is actually a complete circle
414
00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,371
showing 26,000 earth years
415
00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:03,239
or one great year.
416
00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:06,410
Or a platonic year
in astronomy terms.
417
00:22:11,549 --> 00:22:15,719
Hoover Dam, interview two,
camera one and take one.
418
00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:19,755
It's a giant concrete
thing, man made.
419
00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:21,257
Trying to control nature.
420
00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:23,091
Trying to control
421
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,660
- nature.
- Yes.
422
00:22:24,662 --> 00:22:27,463
Who would try
to control nature?
423
00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:28,397
Man.
424
00:22:28,399 --> 00:22:30,799
Could man have had help?
425
00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:32,401
- Such as?
- From another world.
426
00:22:32,403 --> 00:22:35,871
Think about the winged
statues in the front.
427
00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:38,039
A signal to the sky gods.
428
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,808
They look like angels.
429
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,143
They look like angels.
430
00:22:41,145 --> 00:22:42,978
God-like aliens.
431
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:45,481
Alisha on Alien Engineers.
432
00:22:45,483 --> 00:22:46,748
Thank you, Alisha.
433
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,016
Oh you're welcome,
glad I could help.
434
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,017
Do you wanna check
out the gift shop?
435
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,452
Sure.
436
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:51,289
Great.
437
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,293
Visiting the Hoover
Dam was a strange
438
00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,361
and incredible experience.
439
00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:01,797
I am more and more convinced
440
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:05,267
that we are near an
epicenter of alien activity.
441
00:23:05,269 --> 00:23:09,305
In fact, my information tells
me that strange phenomena
442
00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:13,477
is happening just north of
Hoover Dam in Lake Mead.
443
00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:17,346
I think that's a wrap on Vegas
444
00:23:17,348 --> 00:23:20,316
and I think it's
time to have fun.
445
00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:22,851
Brian, will you accompany me?
446
00:23:22,853 --> 00:23:24,920
You ever seen Cocktail?
447
00:23:24,922 --> 00:23:26,722
You ever seen it?
448
00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:28,990
Who am I right now? Tom Cruise.
449
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,229
Look at this, look at this.
450
00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:35,233
Tom Cruise.
451
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,134
Put a little milk in there.
452
00:23:39,136 --> 00:23:40,471
Just a little.
453
00:23:45,042 --> 00:23:45,941
That's good.
454
00:23:45,943 --> 00:23:46,775
One for you.
455
00:23:46,777 --> 00:23:48,076
What is this?
456
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,611
Alien cum.
457
00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:50,446
Wait, wait, wait.
458
00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:51,280
I name it.
459
00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:52,180
Wait, wait.
460
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,549
Just enjoy the milk.
461
00:23:53,551 --> 00:23:55,517
This is disgusting.
462
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,119
It's an
acquired taste.
463
00:23:58,121 --> 00:23:59,054
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
464
00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:00,157
Yum, yum, yum.
465
00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:07,729
It's actually pretty good.
466
00:24:07,731 --> 00:24:08,764
Hey, I kinda like it.
467
00:24:08,766 --> 00:24:10,666
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
468
00:24:10,668 --> 00:24:12,501
Ready for number two?
469
00:24:12,503 --> 00:24:13,735
Let's go for loli.
470
00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:15,971
What about Brian? Brian?
471
00:24:15,973 --> 00:24:16,905
- Which one, this one.
- Brian.
472
00:24:16,907 --> 00:24:18,740
Brian we gotta go.
473
00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:20,342
- Okay.
- Brian.
474
00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:22,513
Did you just call her mom?
475
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:34,089
The whole world lies under
the swear of the wicked one.
476
00:24:34,091 --> 00:24:35,557
So who's the wicked one
477
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:39,060
of this age, his name
is Satan, the devil.
478
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:43,131
He's the author of
confusion and deception.
479
00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:47,037
It's an alien.
480
00:25:08,292 --> 00:25:09,325
It's good.
481
00:25:09,327 --> 00:25:10,160
It's mild.
482
00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:30,879
Last night in Vegas.
483
00:25:30,881 --> 00:25:32,814
- Last night in Vegas.
- Great.
484
00:25:32,816 --> 00:25:34,151
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
485
00:26:23,033 --> 00:26:24,733
Their fountain dried up.
486
00:26:24,735 --> 00:26:26,737
It's time for Lake Mead.
487
00:26:29,206 --> 00:26:30,040
Yeah.
488
00:26:35,212 --> 00:26:36,445
Bjorn!
489
00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:38,414
Bjorn it's
the one with the twins.
490
00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:40,782
It's the
episode with the twins.
491
00:26:40,784 --> 00:26:42,052
Largest city.
492
00:26:44,422 --> 00:26:48,023
We're here investigating
the marshland.
493
00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,959
Millions of years
ago Chicago was one
494
00:26:50,961 --> 00:26:52,062
big wet land.
495
00:26:53,631 --> 00:26:54,830
But,
496
00:26:54,832 --> 00:26:57,835
tons and tons of
concrete now occupy
497
00:26:59,002 --> 00:27:01,038
what was once watery mud.
498
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,742
Were the ancient
astronauts involved?
499
00:27:06,744 --> 00:27:08,577
Quite possibly.
500
00:27:08,579 --> 00:27:10,746
Did the ancient astronauts
501
00:27:10,748 --> 00:27:12,683
plant tracking devices?
502
00:27:14,952 --> 00:27:16,552
Likely.
503
00:27:16,554 --> 00:27:18,386
Didn't he get rug
burn in that episode?
504
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:19,287
He did.
505
00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:20,656
Yeah.
506
00:27:20,658 --> 00:27:23,661
Oh my
god it's so good.
507
00:27:28,766 --> 00:27:31,066
It is well documented
that when the grey's
508
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:35,837
are present around you, you
will feel a surge of electricity
509
00:27:35,839 --> 00:27:37,205
and you'll have goosebumps
510
00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:39,841
and it's very well documented
that their presence
511
00:27:39,843 --> 00:27:42,343
will do that in humans.
512
00:27:42,345 --> 00:27:43,579
Alright.
513
00:27:43,581 --> 00:27:44,480
Okay
I'll turn it on.
514
00:27:44,482 --> 00:27:45,647
Be ready at 10:30.
515
00:27:45,649 --> 00:27:46,982
Be ready at 10:30.
516
00:27:46,984 --> 00:27:47,818
10:30.
517
00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:51,152
Hey Bjorn,
Bjorn you take a pup?
518
00:27:51,154 --> 00:27:53,321
When we had dental work done,
519
00:27:53,323 --> 00:27:56,892
we were getting
messages from aliens.
520
00:27:56,894 --> 00:28:00,998
Based on some of the research
that my sister has done,
521
00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:06,167
the implants, in our
case, dental implants
522
00:28:06,169 --> 00:28:10,240
are a very common way for
aliens to track people.
523
00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:13,542
And it got to the point now
524
00:28:13,544 --> 00:28:16,311
we started after that experience,
I was actually afraid
525
00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:18,814
to talk to Tracy about it.
526
00:28:18,816 --> 00:28:21,016
I know, I'm sorry here
hold this for a minute.
527
00:28:21,018 --> 00:28:22,250
I think I can get through it.
528
00:28:22,252 --> 00:28:23,919
We get very bad feedback,
529
00:28:23,921 --> 00:28:26,757
it's quite common
to get feedback.
530
00:28:32,029 --> 00:28:33,662
- Bye Jamie, bye.
- Bye Jamie.
531
00:28:33,664 --> 00:28:37,265
I'll see
you, have fun with Sigon.
532
00:28:37,267 --> 00:28:38,433
I know that its
533
00:28:38,435 --> 00:28:41,002
hit me since I've been here.
534
00:28:41,004 --> 00:28:43,404
Do you have a sense that
someone's tracking you?
535
00:28:43,406 --> 00:28:44,506
No.
536
00:28:44,508 --> 00:28:45,509
You don't,
537
00:28:48,078 --> 00:28:49,277
you don't get that?
538
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,912
No.
539
00:28:50,914 --> 00:28:52,347
Interesting.
540
00:28:52,349 --> 00:28:54,082
I'm getting tracked because
I'm looking at my phone
541
00:28:54,084 --> 00:28:56,384
that I'm using for GPS.
542
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,754
Quite possibly that phone
543
00:28:58,756 --> 00:29:02,357
was planted there by
ancient astronauts.
544
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:05,393
Could it be that the
ancient astronauts
545
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,629
have found a way to block
546
00:29:07,631 --> 00:29:09,965
the signals of tracking
547
00:29:09,967 --> 00:29:10,999
so that
548
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,401
they still track you but
549
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,403
you feel nothing?
550
00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:16,672
- Kendal.
- Yeah?
551
00:29:16,674 --> 00:29:20,475
Do you feel like
you're being tracked?
552
00:29:20,477 --> 00:29:21,710
No.
553
00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:23,812
Do you feel like someone
554
00:29:23,814 --> 00:29:25,148
is watching you?
555
00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,182
No.
556
00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:28,750
- Let me rephrase.
- Okay.
557
00:29:28,752 --> 00:29:32,756
Do you feel as though
someone is tracking you?
558
00:29:49,907 --> 00:29:50,806
Brian
what are you doing?
559
00:29:50,808 --> 00:29:52,810
What, nothing.
560
00:29:56,213 --> 00:30:00,383
I thought I knew
the secrets of the slots.
561
00:30:05,255 --> 00:30:07,656
- Don't ask.
- Don't ask.
562
00:30:07,658 --> 00:30:10,158
Who is your big
musical influence?
563
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,092
SRB?
564
00:30:11,094 --> 00:30:12,027
Who?
565
00:30:12,029 --> 00:30:13,194
Stevie Ray Barn.
566
00:30:13,196 --> 00:30:14,562
I don't know who that is.
567
00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:17,098
He's very nimble
on the finger board.
568
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,299
Is he like Santana?
569
00:30:18,301 --> 00:30:20,969
I think so yeah
except he plays in more
570
00:30:20,971 --> 00:30:22,873
like keys or something.
571
00:30:25,976 --> 00:30:28,644
I bought a
cool swimsuit from China.
572
00:30:28,646 --> 00:30:30,345
I got a
Chinese swimsuit too
573
00:30:30,347 --> 00:30:32,614
but it feels European.
574
00:30:32,616 --> 00:30:35,550
I feel like if we spent maybe
an hour longer with T.D.
575
00:30:35,552 --> 00:30:37,585
he would've welled us something.
576
00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:39,788
But I had a nice
report with him.
577
00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:41,089
I thought
you guys got along.
578
00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,258
- I thought we did too.
- It was great.
579
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,960
I felt a connection.
580
00:30:44,962 --> 00:30:48,063
Bjorn and I made
up this rap song.
581
00:30:48,065 --> 00:30:49,130
Oh we gotta hear it.
582
00:30:49,132 --> 00:30:51,132
♪ I've gotta dick man with us
583
00:30:51,134 --> 00:30:52,567
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
584
00:30:52,569 --> 00:30:54,169
- I got two.
- Wait, wait.
585
00:30:54,171 --> 00:30:55,737
- Okay what's the first?
- I got two.
586
00:30:55,739 --> 00:30:57,873
A tit in my hand, a dick in.
587
00:30:57,875 --> 00:31:01,979
♪ Two dicks in my hand
and a dick up my butt
588
00:31:03,313 --> 00:31:05,546
♪ You come in the front
589
00:31:05,548 --> 00:31:07,515
♪ I come in the front
590
00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:11,552
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
591
00:31:11,554 --> 00:31:14,089
We haven't done it in awhile.
592
00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:15,957
Wait no wait.
593
00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,258
Wait how does
it start I like this.
594
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:22,197
♪ Two dicks in my hand
and a dick up my butt
595
00:31:22,199 --> 00:31:26,369
♪ Two dicks in my hand
and a dick up my butt
596
00:31:28,605 --> 00:31:30,105
There's another butt rhyme.
597
00:31:30,107 --> 00:31:34,211
Well yeah 'cause they keep
saying a dick in my butt.
598
00:31:35,078 --> 00:31:36,712
You come in the front.
599
00:31:36,714 --> 00:31:37,612
Oh yeah.
600
00:31:37,614 --> 00:31:39,214
♪ You come in the front
601
00:31:39,216 --> 00:31:41,482
- I come in...
- No wait, I come in the front
602
00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:43,618
- you come in my butt.
- Come in my butt.
603
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,020
Okay let's start
from the start
604
00:31:45,022 --> 00:31:45,854
in the beginning.
605
00:31:45,856 --> 00:31:47,155
Okay.
606
00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:50,091
♪ Two tits in my hand
and a dick up my butt
607
00:31:50,093 --> 00:31:51,960
♪ I come in the front
608
00:31:51,962 --> 00:31:53,561
♪ You come in my butt
609
00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,196
- No that's not right.
- Yeah it is.
610
00:31:55,198 --> 00:31:56,798
There was
something about like.
611
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,068
♪ I've got one fist in the
air and a dick up my butt
612
00:32:00,070 --> 00:32:01,569
No, no, no, not
a dick up my butt.
613
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,073
A fist in the air,
614
00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:05,508
fist up your butt.
615
00:32:06,643 --> 00:32:08,176
Oh yeah, yeah.
616
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:11,146
♪ Got one fist in the air
and one fist up your butt
617
00:32:11,148 --> 00:32:13,014
♪ I come in the front
618
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:16,417
♪ You come in my butt
619
00:32:16,419 --> 00:32:17,385
The logic, is that logic?
620
00:32:17,387 --> 00:32:18,754
No, that's very logical.
621
00:32:18,756 --> 00:32:20,088
Let's start it from
the beginning and try
622
00:32:20,090 --> 00:32:21,589
to muscle our way through it.
623
00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:22,623
What if we start in the
middle and work through
624
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:23,892
to the beginning?
625
00:32:23,894 --> 00:32:27,798
♪ Two tits in my hand
and a dick up my butt
626
00:32:29,299 --> 00:32:32,100
I come, see I come in
the front is revealed when
627
00:32:32,102 --> 00:32:33,937
he's being jacked off.
628
00:32:35,105 --> 00:32:36,938
Someone, does someone
come around the corner,
629
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:38,740
so as to scream what the fuck?
630
00:32:38,742 --> 00:32:40,577
No I don't think so.
631
00:32:41,779 --> 00:32:45,080
♪ Two tits in my hand
and a dick up my butt
632
00:32:45,082 --> 00:32:48,516
♪ One fist in the air,
your dicks in my butt
633
00:32:48,518 --> 00:32:49,785
♪ I come in the front
634
00:32:49,787 --> 00:32:50,618
We should've
written this down.
635
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,187
♪ You come in my butt
636
00:32:52,189 --> 00:32:54,823
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town.
637
00:32:54,825 --> 00:32:55,791
Was that it?
638
00:32:55,793 --> 00:32:58,293
There's four, oh my gosh.
639
00:32:58,295 --> 00:32:59,928
Thanks,
we're finally here.
640
00:32:59,930 --> 00:33:01,529
That's
exactly right.
641
00:33:01,531 --> 00:33:03,031
Somebody actually
meant to come to see us?
642
00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:04,499
That's awesome.
643
00:33:04,501 --> 00:33:06,101
I feel like if you're
gonna do two different women
644
00:33:06,103 --> 00:33:08,203
you go with outside the breasts
645
00:33:08,205 --> 00:33:10,305
and you let the
inside breast hang
646
00:33:10,307 --> 00:33:11,809
and then go tongue
647
00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:15,043
to each nipple alternating.
648
00:33:15,045 --> 00:33:16,511
What about this,
649
00:33:16,513 --> 00:33:19,214
two of the outside tits of
two separate women in my hand.
650
00:33:19,216 --> 00:33:20,515
Too long, too long.
651
00:33:20,517 --> 00:33:21,749
No, no, no.
652
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,451
♪ One fist in the air
653
00:33:23,453 --> 00:33:25,220
♪ One fist up your butt
654
00:33:25,222 --> 00:33:26,855
♪ I come in the front
655
00:33:26,857 --> 00:33:28,489
♪ You come in my butt
656
00:33:28,491 --> 00:33:30,558
Maybe the fist
was in his own butt.
657
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,795
It's for sure big sexy ass and
then butt is the second one
658
00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:36,832
and then it repeats
butt over and over.
659
00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:38,299
And that's the twist.
660
00:33:38,301 --> 00:33:41,939
I remember visualizing,
it's an A-B-A-B rhyme,
661
00:33:43,573 --> 00:33:45,773
it all rhymes to B
it's always fine.
662
00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:48,109
That's the twist and that's
why the song is successful
663
00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:49,744
is because you
think they're gonna
664
00:33:49,746 --> 00:33:51,947
hammer on ass and then
it quickly turns to butt
665
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:53,381
and that's the surprise.
666
00:33:53,383 --> 00:33:54,782
Then you're
telling a different story then
667
00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:57,318
we told the first time
because it always butt.
668
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,020
Maybe I'm evolving.
669
00:33:59,022 --> 00:34:01,689
- Two dicks.
- No but there's another one.
670
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,391
'Cause that's the
second part, it's,
671
00:34:03,393 --> 00:34:06,227
I'm a hot motherfucker
with a big sexy butt.
672
00:34:06,229 --> 00:34:08,565
I think it's big sexy ass.
673
00:34:09,766 --> 00:34:12,934
♪ Two tits in my hand
and a dick up my butt
674
00:34:12,936 --> 00:34:15,336
♪ You nut in the front
675
00:34:15,338 --> 00:34:16,537
I know, okay I got it.
676
00:34:16,539 --> 00:34:17,538
You're gonna make
me throw up with
677
00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:19,642
your intensity with this.
678
00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:23,378
Anchor Bella, just go.
679
00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:26,747
♪ I'm a hot motherfucker
with a big sexy butt
680
00:34:26,749 --> 00:34:30,818
♪ Two tits in my hand
and a dick up my butt
681
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:34,489
♪ One fist in the air
with one fist up your butt
682
00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,157
♪ I nut in the front
683
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,926
♪ You nut in my butt
684
00:34:37,928 --> 00:34:41,429
♪ Its fuck time in fuck town
685
00:34:41,431 --> 00:34:44,900
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
686
00:34:44,902 --> 00:34:46,301
That's what it is.
687
00:34:46,303 --> 00:34:47,668
That's the right order.
688
00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:50,138
- Drop the mic.
- That was tight.
689
00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:51,408
Drop the mic.
690
00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:56,744
I dropped a mic once for
a fact and it broke it.
691
00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:59,447
I both love and
hate imagining you
692
00:34:59,449 --> 00:35:01,749
doing that for your
parents, like a dinner.
693
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:04,119
I did it for my
parents at one dinner.
694
00:35:04,121 --> 00:35:06,687
Mommy and Daddy, I
have a little something.
695
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,291
I'm a rapper now.
696
00:35:10,227 --> 00:35:13,028
I worked on this
after girl scouts.
697
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:15,530
I just wanted to be
a cool lady rapper.
698
00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:16,965
People are encouraged
to yell it at the
699
00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:18,833
top of their lungs.
700
00:35:18,835 --> 00:35:22,904
I feel it's
pretty inclusive.
701
00:35:24,607 --> 00:35:26,174
We just
hit a tumbleweed.
702
00:35:26,176 --> 00:35:27,510
- Cool.
- My bad.
703
00:35:30,147 --> 00:35:31,712
Now we're seeing some shit.
704
00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:33,214
Our Elmonds.
705
00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:34,182
Guys,
706
00:35:34,184 --> 00:35:35,685
thank you so much.
707
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,839
This is Lake Mead.
708
00:35:58,841 --> 00:36:02,110
Our crew is about to board
the boat and explore this
709
00:36:02,112 --> 00:36:03,578
mysterious
710
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:04,414
place.
711
00:36:10,353 --> 00:36:12,820
Do you smell that?
712
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:14,657
I think I just farted.
713
00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,738
I have received
over a dozen reports
714
00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:33,441
of people seeing bright
lights under the clear
715
00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:35,010
waters of Lake Mead.
716
00:36:35,012 --> 00:36:38,079
I believe what people
are seeing as actually
717
00:36:38,081 --> 00:36:39,780
alien submarines
718
00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:42,583
that are no longer hidden
because the water level
719
00:36:42,585 --> 00:36:44,587
is too low to hide them.
720
00:37:18,455 --> 00:37:20,521
Here's the hall way
721
00:37:20,523 --> 00:37:22,759
and the deck is incredible.
722
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:26,496
Has a lot of exciting features.
723
00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:30,033
Do you not see this?
724
00:37:31,434 --> 00:37:33,134
They've just been circling
around for awhile now.
725
00:37:33,136 --> 00:37:34,637
It's pretty weird.
726
00:37:50,587 --> 00:37:52,489
Brock, you're an idiot.
727
00:37:54,091 --> 00:37:56,326
We're having a good time.
728
00:37:57,627 --> 00:37:59,160
Right?
729
00:37:59,162 --> 00:37:59,960
Jamie, bring two
of the life vests and wear
730
00:37:59,962 --> 00:38:01,496
em' like a diaper.
731
00:38:01,498 --> 00:38:04,399
Alright, alright,
alright, okay I'm coming in.
732
00:38:04,401 --> 00:38:05,833
Oh I love this diaper.
733
00:38:05,835 --> 00:38:07,968
Fun floaty diapers.
734
00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:09,604
How you feelin'?
735
00:38:09,606 --> 00:38:11,072
My asshole.
736
00:38:11,074 --> 00:38:12,940
Turn on
the light guys.
737
00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:13,774
Alright.
738
00:38:13,776 --> 00:38:15,076
And now it's bright.
739
00:38:15,078 --> 00:38:18,648
So tomorrow is our big
interview with Elsa.
740
00:38:19,816 --> 00:38:22,117
She has been living
in a tent on the lake
741
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:25,386
for about six months now
which says is for research
742
00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:27,555
but I don't know.
743
00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:28,856
Eh, that's sounds super weird.
744
00:38:28,858 --> 00:38:29,790
Just a little.
745
00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:31,459
And pretty famous.
746
00:38:31,461 --> 00:38:32,727
I'm hungry.
747
00:38:32,729 --> 00:38:34,862
We should see if Brian
can throw us a pizza.
748
00:38:34,864 --> 00:38:36,397
Brian,
throw us a pizza!
749
00:38:36,399 --> 00:38:37,298
Pizza!
750
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:38,399
Pizza!
751
00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:39,600
- Shut up.
- Location devices!
752
00:38:39,602 --> 00:38:42,903
- I hate you guys.
- Brian, I want pizza.
753
00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:43,871
Is Brian up there?
754
00:38:43,873 --> 00:38:46,073
I can't even see his light.
755
00:38:46,075 --> 00:38:48,776
Welcome to Bjorn's kitchen.
756
00:38:48,778 --> 00:38:49,944
Tonight,
757
00:38:49,946 --> 00:38:53,648
two incredible
contestants, both women.
758
00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:56,317
Can they make my
mystery ingredient
759
00:38:56,319 --> 00:38:58,319
into something great?
760
00:38:58,321 --> 00:39:00,621
Let's find out right now.
761
00:39:00,623 --> 00:39:02,290
Contestant number one,
762
00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:04,725
hailing from St.
Louis, Missouri,
763
00:39:04,727 --> 00:39:05,795
Jamie Mackie.
764
00:39:08,331 --> 00:39:10,398
Hello I'm Jamie Mackie,
I'm from St. Louis
765
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,967
and I'm really
excited to be here.
766
00:39:12,969 --> 00:39:16,271
Contestant number
two on Bjorn's kitchen,
767
00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,774
Brittney Big Time.
768
00:39:18,808 --> 00:39:19,642
Woo!
769
00:39:24,414 --> 00:39:26,347
I'm Britney Big
Time and I'm here
770
00:39:26,349 --> 00:39:29,717
to smoke the
competition or fry it.
771
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:30,651
Contestants,
772
00:39:30,653 --> 00:39:32,855
your mystery ingredient is,
773
00:39:33,956 --> 00:39:35,723
the hot dog.
774
00:39:35,725 --> 00:39:37,124
Contestants,
775
00:39:37,126 --> 00:39:39,196
your five minutes begins,
776
00:39:42,865 --> 00:39:43,700
now.
777
00:39:46,102 --> 00:39:50,705
Interesting, Britney Big Time
immediately goes for her beer.
778
00:39:50,707 --> 00:39:53,408
Britney Big Time, I see
you're using a lot of pans
779
00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:56,577
in your cooking,
what do you have?
780
00:39:56,579 --> 00:39:59,113
I'm going for a
little bit amuse busha,
781
00:39:59,115 --> 00:40:00,981
just wanna give the judges
something to remember,
782
00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:02,917
something to taste, something
to lick around the tongue,
783
00:40:02,919 --> 00:40:05,052
I'm gonna fun then I'm
gonna go kind of upper class
784
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:08,289
and we're just gonna
see what happens, Chef.
785
00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:09,357
Is that
a chicken nugget?
786
00:40:09,359 --> 00:40:11,959
It's a chicken nugget, Chef.
787
00:40:11,961 --> 00:40:13,328
And I see you
788
00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:15,763
have cut it in a similar
way as the hot dog.
789
00:40:15,765 --> 00:40:16,897
Absolutely,
I'm really going with
790
00:40:16,899 --> 00:40:18,165
the diagonal lines.
791
00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,868
I'm not sure of
the pumpkin strip.
792
00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:22,203
Is there
793
00:40:22,205 --> 00:40:24,038
enough salt on the pepperoni?
794
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,440
Oh that's such a good idea.
795
00:40:25,442 --> 00:40:26,907
Chefs, we have
796
00:40:26,909 --> 00:40:29,109
three minutes remaining.
797
00:40:29,111 --> 00:40:31,379
- Three minutes remaining.
- Thank you, Chef.
798
00:40:31,381 --> 00:40:33,013
There are essentially croutons
799
00:40:33,015 --> 00:40:34,282
around the side.
800
00:40:34,284 --> 00:40:36,484
Interesting, croutons
like at Olive Garden.
801
00:40:36,486 --> 00:40:38,919
Chefs, a quick reminder,
please make a dish
802
00:40:38,921 --> 00:40:40,655
that you would eat yourself.
803
00:40:40,657 --> 00:40:42,823
Are you losing focus on your,
804
00:40:42,825 --> 00:40:44,093
your main dish?
805
00:40:44,994 --> 00:40:46,227
The only thing I'm focused on
806
00:40:46,229 --> 00:40:47,129
is the gold
807
00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:49,063
- and you.
- Please don't point
808
00:40:49,065 --> 00:40:50,365
the knife at me.
809
00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:51,332
This is
810
00:40:51,334 --> 00:40:53,668
a battle of styles tonight.
811
00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:56,103
Who knows who will
come out on top.
812
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,372
This is where,
813
00:40:57,374 --> 00:41:00,007
this is where you like
watching Jamie work,
814
00:41:00,009 --> 00:41:02,510
she is a perfectionist
815
00:41:02,512 --> 00:41:04,812
and it is very interesting
to see her put this
816
00:41:04,814 --> 00:41:07,548
finishing touch on her plate.
817
00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:08,451
Chef Jamie.
818
00:41:09,786 --> 00:41:11,218
You're up first.
819
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:13,688
Well what I was thinking
about for this dish
820
00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:16,857
was, I wanted to provide
clean, simple lines,
821
00:41:16,859 --> 00:41:18,993
a nice diagonal plufang,
822
00:41:18,995 --> 00:41:20,795
one of the things is
I cut most of the way
823
00:41:20,797 --> 00:41:22,229
through the hot dog
but not all the way.
824
00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:23,731
I hope it tastes
as good as it looks.
825
00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:25,165
Thank you
very much, Chef.
826
00:41:25,167 --> 00:41:26,434
Brock, would
you like to dig in
827
00:41:26,436 --> 00:41:28,469
to the hot dog first?
828
00:41:28,471 --> 00:41:31,506
There's
none or just make it?
829
00:41:31,508 --> 00:41:32,640
Feed it to him.
830
00:41:32,642 --> 00:41:34,076
- Yeah?
- I might.
831
00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:37,912
You don't have
to keep your eyes closed.
832
00:41:37,914 --> 00:41:39,414
Is it good?
833
00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:40,981
Okay I cut,
834
00:41:40,983 --> 00:41:43,451
I cut right into the honey
crevice in the honey ram,
835
00:41:43,453 --> 00:41:44,985
that is a good sign.
836
00:41:44,987 --> 00:41:48,758
Hey Bjorn can I
see your honey crevice later?
837
00:41:52,529 --> 00:41:54,295
The crunch of the nugget
838
00:41:54,297 --> 00:41:58,666
really contrasts the soft,
dampness of the hot dog.
839
00:41:58,668 --> 00:41:59,834
Dish number two.
840
00:41:59,836 --> 00:42:02,703
These are some
salted ham medallions
841
00:42:02,705 --> 00:42:04,541
with some aged cheese.
842
00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:08,643
Peppered with some
habanero sauce
843
00:42:08,645 --> 00:42:10,044
and a side salad to care.
844
00:42:10,046 --> 00:42:12,713
Can I just also say that
there's a drink pairing with it.
845
00:42:12,715 --> 00:42:14,214
Do you want me
to feed this one to you?
846
00:42:14,216 --> 00:42:16,317
I really do and I'll
keep my eyes open this time.
847
00:42:16,319 --> 00:42:17,153
Okay.
848
00:42:18,287 --> 00:42:21,622
Food is as much
taste as it is eyes.
849
00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:22,459
3D.
850
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,193
3D.
851
00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:29,330
The Bjorn kitchen
852
00:42:29,332 --> 00:42:31,067
with the one utensil.
853
00:42:35,271 --> 00:42:38,038
That is a lot of mustard
for not a lot of carrot.
854
00:42:39,642 --> 00:42:41,275
It's not pairing
855
00:42:41,277 --> 00:42:45,913
to start out with but the
balance is just not quite there.
856
00:42:45,915 --> 00:42:47,214
I need to wash that down.
857
00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:48,916
Jamie, contestant number one,
858
00:42:48,918 --> 00:42:51,819
turned out an
incredibly precise,
859
00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:55,690
very sweet, very interesting
take on the hot dog.
860
00:42:55,692 --> 00:42:56,957
Thank you, Chef.
861
00:42:56,959 --> 00:42:59,226
Contestant number
two, Britney Big Time
862
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,095
turned out something that
863
00:43:01,097 --> 00:43:02,997
is best forgotten about.
864
00:43:02,999 --> 00:43:04,198
It was,
865
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,933
heavy with flavor
866
00:43:05,935 --> 00:43:07,269
and really just.
867
00:43:13,543 --> 00:43:16,877
Okay, are
all the lights out?
868
00:43:16,879 --> 00:43:18,212
Yep all the lights are out.
869
00:43:18,214 --> 00:43:19,747
Okay, where's the breaker?
870
00:43:19,749 --> 00:43:20,981
Shoot, does this
mean the AC's gonna go out?
871
00:43:20,983 --> 00:43:22,249
- Brian?
- Yeah?
872
00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:23,183
Do you know
where the breaker is?
873
00:43:23,185 --> 00:43:24,619
I have no idea.
874
00:43:24,621 --> 00:43:26,053
Brock, do you know
where the lights are?
875
00:43:26,055 --> 00:43:27,655
- Alright.
- I don't know.
876
00:43:27,657 --> 00:43:28,889
Wait, yeah, let's
find the LED's.
877
00:43:28,891 --> 00:43:30,157
Yeah.
878
00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:32,192
They're around here
somewhere I thought.
879
00:43:32,194 --> 00:43:34,395
I think they're under.
880
00:43:35,465 --> 00:43:36,864
Hey, um hi.
881
00:43:36,866 --> 00:43:38,232
Security.
882
00:43:38,234 --> 00:43:39,400
Security?
883
00:43:39,402 --> 00:43:40,501
Lake security.
884
00:43:40,503 --> 00:43:41,436
Great.
885
00:43:41,438 --> 00:43:42,737
Great.
886
00:43:42,739 --> 00:43:43,904
I'm coming in.
887
00:43:43,906 --> 00:43:47,041
Okay,
you're coming in, hi.
888
00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:48,943
Hi, how can we help you?
889
00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:50,144
We were just
patrolling the area,
890
00:43:50,146 --> 00:43:51,912
we saw that your
guys power was out.
891
00:43:51,914 --> 00:43:54,281
We thought we might just
come check in on you.
892
00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:55,885
Great, thank you.
893
00:44:09,065 --> 00:44:12,068
Thank you, we'll
know for next time.
894
00:44:13,903 --> 00:44:15,570
What's with all
the film equipment?
895
00:44:15,572 --> 00:44:18,673
We work on a television
show, Alien Engineers.
896
00:44:18,675 --> 00:44:21,175
We have the paperwork.
897
00:44:21,177 --> 00:44:24,311
I thought we were
cleared to film here,
898
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:26,481
is that not the case?
899
00:44:26,483 --> 00:44:29,416
You're here to
see Elsa Moulton.
900
00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:31,351
Yes.
901
00:44:31,353 --> 00:44:32,188
Yes.
902
00:44:33,656 --> 00:44:35,490
How do you plan on getting
there 'cause she's at least
903
00:44:35,492 --> 00:44:36,624
eight hours out.
904
00:44:36,626 --> 00:44:38,192
In this boat at least.
905
00:44:38,194 --> 00:44:39,660
Oh.
906
00:44:39,662 --> 00:44:42,229
Not to mention
the parameter of the guess.
907
00:44:42,231 --> 00:44:43,731
Okay.
908
00:44:43,733 --> 00:44:45,466
Sounds like you
need to get a new boat.
909
00:44:45,468 --> 00:44:47,835
Well we're
suppose to be there by 2PM.
910
00:44:47,837 --> 00:44:49,670
We'll pick you up at one.
911
00:44:49,672 --> 00:44:53,843
Our pontoon will get you
there in less than an hour.
912
00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:11,358
Uh okay.
913
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,860
That scared the
shit out of me.
914
00:45:12,862 --> 00:45:15,730
Well evidently we get a
ride, did you get all that?
915
00:45:15,732 --> 00:45:16,931
I think
I got all of it.
916
00:45:16,933 --> 00:45:18,165
You guys, they
came like one second
917
00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,600
after the lights went off,
918
00:45:19,602 --> 00:45:21,569
they were already obviously.
919
00:45:21,571 --> 00:45:22,402
Watching us.
920
00:45:22,404 --> 00:45:23,671
Even I felt.
921
00:45:23,673 --> 00:45:27,174
I wanted to stab him,
I was so freaked out.
922
00:45:27,176 --> 00:45:29,276
I never killed anyone.
923
00:45:29,278 --> 00:45:30,545
I haven't.
924
00:45:30,547 --> 00:45:31,846
I saw you with that
knife and I was like,
925
00:45:31,848 --> 00:45:33,948
I feel like you would.
926
00:45:33,950 --> 00:45:35,149
That I
would've done it?
927
00:45:35,151 --> 00:45:38,218
I couldn't really done
it, I was so scared.
928
00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:39,920
Wait are
they still out there?
929
00:45:39,922 --> 00:45:40,855
No, they're gone.
930
00:45:40,857 --> 00:45:41,789
You locked the door, right?
931
00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:43,459
I locked the door.
932
00:45:47,864 --> 00:45:49,029
Cool, alright
well we gotta ride.
933
00:45:49,031 --> 00:45:50,698
And the winner is.
934
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,132
Jamie.
935
00:45:52,134 --> 00:45:53,701
Hell yeah.
936
00:45:53,703 --> 00:45:56,470
She is
the first winner
937
00:45:56,472 --> 00:45:58,573
of Bjorn's kitchen.
938
00:45:58,575 --> 00:45:59,375
Cheers.
939
00:46:02,378 --> 00:46:05,882
Hey Tim, it's Britney
Big Time and Bjorn
940
00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:09,550
and we just wanted to
wish you a happy birthday,
941
00:46:09,552 --> 00:46:11,919
I'm sorry we can't be there.
942
00:46:11,921 --> 00:46:13,220
We're in
943
00:46:13,222 --> 00:46:15,756
Nevada on Lake Mead,
it's really beautiful,
944
00:46:15,758 --> 00:46:19,493
wish you'd retire 'cause
it's like hot as fuck and we
945
00:46:19,495 --> 00:46:21,495
are working on
946
00:46:21,497 --> 00:46:23,698
all this stuff for work but
947
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,066
I hope you're having a
really fun time tonight,
948
00:46:26,068 --> 00:46:27,501
we really miss you.
949
00:46:27,503 --> 00:46:28,435
Bjorn?
950
00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:29,238
Mhm.
951
00:46:30,306 --> 00:46:33,242
Bjorn say something
to my brother.
952
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:35,876
Good luck, Tim.
953
00:46:35,878 --> 00:46:37,144
It's his birthday.
954
00:46:37,146 --> 00:46:40,516
- Happy birthday, Tim.
- Happy birthday, Tim.
955
00:46:41,818 --> 00:46:44,384
I hope you have a
really fun time and
956
00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:47,655
I hope Susan brought
you something real nice.
957
00:46:47,657 --> 00:46:49,089
We have a shit ton
of red wines here,
958
00:46:49,091 --> 00:46:51,360
I think you would larve it.
959
00:46:53,495 --> 00:46:56,764
God it's so beautiful,
it's like super dark here.
960
00:46:56,766 --> 00:46:57,598
So that's fun.
961
00:47:11,180 --> 00:47:13,182
Bjorn's gonna hate this.
962
00:47:19,789 --> 00:47:21,055
What are you doing?
963
00:47:21,057 --> 00:47:23,023
I'm a
sexy alien snake.
964
00:47:23,025 --> 00:47:24,291
What are you doing?
965
00:47:24,293 --> 00:47:26,160
I'm a
sexy alien snake.
966
00:47:26,162 --> 00:47:27,127
This is
too much too soon.
967
00:47:27,129 --> 00:47:28,528
Come on, wake up.
968
00:47:28,530 --> 00:47:30,430
No I just,
I'm just waking up.
969
00:47:30,432 --> 00:47:33,333
Fun, sexy
alien snake to another,
970
00:47:33,335 --> 00:47:35,703
let me just see
if I can firm him.
971
00:47:35,705 --> 00:47:37,504
Firm my little,
972
00:47:37,506 --> 00:47:38,706
little,
973
00:47:38,708 --> 00:47:40,307
snake friend.
974
00:47:40,309 --> 00:47:42,912
Oh the Illuminati, that's sexy.
975
00:47:45,848 --> 00:47:47,114
I have to pee.
976
00:47:47,116 --> 00:47:48,282
I have to pee.
977
00:47:48,284 --> 00:47:51,418
Put it where the
brown stuff goes, Bjorn.
978
00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:53,520
Get in here with your sexy,
979
00:47:53,522 --> 00:47:54,691
snake, oh god!
980
00:47:57,059 --> 00:47:58,726
You are getting so strong.
981
00:47:58,728 --> 00:48:00,194
Put it in my butt.
982
00:48:00,196 --> 00:48:01,628
You're getting
too strong for me.
983
00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:05,465
Get that, hone that sexy
snake in the brown mother ship.
984
00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:08,637
How long has that
been going on for?
985
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,473
I think
it just started.
986
00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,742
Please let me be.
987
00:48:14,744 --> 00:48:16,210
No I just
wanna be a sexy snake.
988
00:48:16,212 --> 00:48:18,879
Okay, but let me pee first.
989
00:48:18,881 --> 00:48:20,382
Ow you are strong.
990
00:48:23,352 --> 00:48:25,753
Why are you picking me up?
991
00:48:25,755 --> 00:48:26,923
What the hell?
992
00:48:32,194 --> 00:48:33,794
What is this?
993
00:48:33,796 --> 00:48:34,630
Ow.
994
00:48:35,998 --> 00:48:37,197
Oh my god.
995
00:48:37,199 --> 00:48:40,100
Smile, you're on
candid Britney Camera.
996
00:48:40,102 --> 00:48:42,970
Come on smile for
candid Britney camera.
997
00:48:42,972 --> 00:48:44,371
My neck,
this is choking me.
998
00:48:44,373 --> 00:48:46,308
Smile for the camera.
999
00:48:51,047 --> 00:48:52,747
You can't
1000
00:48:52,749 --> 00:48:53,981
heal my nuts.
1001
00:48:53,983 --> 00:48:55,850
This is nice.
1002
00:48:55,852 --> 00:48:58,152
It can't be posted.
1003
00:48:58,154 --> 00:48:59,586
It's definitely for.
1004
00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:00,788
- It can't be posted.
- For her vlog or whatever.
1005
00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:01,655
- It can't be posted.
- Does she do this
1006
00:49:01,657 --> 00:49:03,092
as a live stream?
1007
00:49:05,327 --> 00:49:06,526
I got him.
1008
00:49:06,528 --> 00:49:07,995
He's been punked.
1009
00:49:07,997 --> 00:49:08,831
No.
1010
00:49:10,132 --> 00:49:11,198
I gotta go pee.
1011
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,202
That's ridiculous, stop.
1012
00:49:16,906 --> 00:49:18,305
Nailed it.
1013
00:49:18,307 --> 00:49:19,206
You alright?
1014
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,440
No.
1015
00:49:20,442 --> 00:49:21,842
What
happened in there?
1016
00:49:21,844 --> 00:49:25,514
She woke me up by
putting me in a choke hold.
1017
00:49:27,817 --> 00:49:28,816
Are we gonna have
lunch on the boat
1018
00:49:28,818 --> 00:49:30,150
or do we have to
1019
00:49:30,152 --> 00:49:31,720
bring it ourselves?
1020
00:49:33,022 --> 00:49:35,691
Hey guys, ride's here.
1021
00:49:48,104 --> 00:49:49,403
Do we got the boom pole?
1022
00:49:49,405 --> 00:49:50,237
Boom pole's on there.
1023
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,307
Okay, cool.
1024
00:49:54,543 --> 00:49:56,710
What about these
1025
00:49:56,712 --> 00:49:59,215
bright lights under the water?
1026
00:50:00,349 --> 00:50:02,516
I haven't heard
anything about those.
1027
00:50:02,518 --> 00:50:05,652
Can I ask you a
question about Elsa?
1028
00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:08,856
We've known each
other for awhile.
1029
00:50:08,858 --> 00:50:09,890
You dated?
1030
00:50:09,892 --> 00:50:11,391
No personal questions.
1031
00:50:11,393 --> 00:50:13,928
You just are using, you're
not using the term dating.
1032
00:50:13,930 --> 00:50:17,464
So you're being around women
and having sex with them?
1033
00:50:17,466 --> 00:50:19,633
I'm sorry, or men.
1034
00:50:19,635 --> 00:50:22,002
I'm on my way to
the remote location
1035
00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:25,407
of expert alien
researcher, Elsa Moulton.
1036
00:50:27,209 --> 00:50:30,044
She's been living here
for the past six months
1037
00:50:30,046 --> 00:50:33,047
detailing the mysterious
lights underneath
1038
00:50:33,049 --> 00:50:35,049
the waters of Lake Mead.
1039
00:50:35,051 --> 00:50:36,350
What I wanna know,
1040
00:50:36,352 --> 00:50:39,521
are these lights a
natural phenomenon?
1041
00:50:40,756 --> 00:50:43,826
Or are they evidence
of alien technology?
1042
00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:48,863
Do you think she
believes what she says?
1043
00:50:48,865 --> 00:50:50,364
Okay.
1044
00:50:50,366 --> 00:50:51,200
Alright.
1045
00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:58,839
Is this her?
1046
00:50:58,841 --> 00:51:01,508
- This is it.
- This is her.
1047
00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:05,880
And you can verify that
she's been out here six months?
1048
00:51:05,882 --> 00:51:06,715
Okay.
1049
00:51:27,469 --> 00:51:30,639
Hey guys let's get
the b-roll of this.
1050
00:51:33,275 --> 00:51:34,508
Elsa?
1051
00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:35,442
Come on let's go.
1052
00:51:35,444 --> 00:51:36,710
Hold on she's out.
1053
00:51:36,712 --> 00:51:37,511
Thank you
for letting the crew
1054
00:51:37,513 --> 00:51:38,712
agreeing to meet us.
1055
00:51:38,714 --> 00:51:40,580
We're expecting so much
for coming out here.
1056
00:51:40,582 --> 00:51:43,283
Absolutely, our pleasure.
1057
00:51:43,285 --> 00:51:46,288
Elsa Moulton
interview, take four.
1058
00:51:47,924 --> 00:51:51,691
I'm Bjorn Eriksson
with alien expert,
1059
00:51:51,693 --> 00:51:52,960
Elsa Moulton.
1060
00:51:52,962 --> 00:51:55,395
Elsa, thank you so much
for being on the show,
1061
00:51:55,397 --> 00:51:59,566
it is an honor to have
you on Alien Engineers.
1062
00:51:59,568 --> 00:52:02,302
Well thank you very
much for having me, Bjorn.
1063
00:52:02,304 --> 00:52:05,005
Elsa, we're here on Lake Mead,
1064
00:52:05,007 --> 00:52:07,009
just miles from Area 51.
1065
00:52:08,110 --> 00:52:10,779
The epicenter of alien activity.
1066
00:52:11,747 --> 00:52:12,913
Could you tell us
1067
00:52:12,915 --> 00:52:14,748
what you've encountered
while living here?
1068
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:17,451
For the last six
months I've been studying
1069
00:52:17,453 --> 00:52:19,819
the water here at Lake Mead.
1070
00:52:19,821 --> 00:52:22,356
And I can tell you
what I have seen
1071
00:52:22,358 --> 00:52:23,790
is not human.
1072
00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:25,825
It's not natural.
1073
00:52:25,827 --> 00:52:28,495
It's definitely
extraterrestrial.
1074
00:52:28,497 --> 00:52:29,763
Elsa,
1075
00:52:29,765 --> 00:52:32,632
I am floored with
this realization,
1076
00:52:32,634 --> 00:52:34,935
can you describe what's
happening out there?
1077
00:52:34,937 --> 00:52:37,671
You have watched the
water carefully as I have,
1078
00:52:37,673 --> 00:52:41,241
you'll see a bright light traveling
quickly under the water,
1079
00:52:41,243 --> 00:52:43,510
there's a tremendous
surge of electricity
1080
00:52:43,512 --> 00:52:47,281
that is sucking up everything
from around it like a vortex.
1081
00:52:47,283 --> 00:52:50,250
In addition, the
sound in the area
1082
00:52:50,252 --> 00:52:54,788
is completely quiet,
there is no sound because
1083
00:52:54,790 --> 00:52:56,625
of this alien whatever
1084
00:52:57,759 --> 00:52:59,559
underneath that
surface of that water.
1085
00:52:59,561 --> 00:53:03,230
Elsa, we are happy to
share this information
1086
00:53:03,232 --> 00:53:06,468
with the world here
on Alien Engineers.
1087
00:53:07,869 --> 00:53:11,105
Yes because when I was
working in Phoenix, Arizona
1088
00:53:11,107 --> 00:53:13,607
as a reporter, I wanted
to present everything
1089
00:53:13,609 --> 00:53:17,844
I'd found, everything my
engineering researcher had found
1090
00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:20,080
about all the
electrical activity.
1091
00:53:20,082 --> 00:53:21,281
Yes.
1092
00:53:21,283 --> 00:53:23,817
To the world as
far as a news report.
1093
00:53:23,819 --> 00:53:25,321
And they fired me.
1094
00:53:26,522 --> 00:53:30,124
So I decided I would
make it my mission.
1095
00:53:30,126 --> 00:53:32,226
There must be other
reports out there,
1096
00:53:32,228 --> 00:53:34,928
from the police,
from the military,
1097
00:53:34,930 --> 00:53:36,630
I am going to tell the world,
1098
00:53:36,632 --> 00:53:39,433
send in the information.
1099
00:53:39,435 --> 00:53:41,368
Everyone needs to know.
1100
00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:43,439
I am on board with you.
1101
00:53:45,141 --> 00:53:48,708
Elsa, my producers have
told me that you have
1102
00:53:48,710 --> 00:53:51,145
this information that
1103
00:53:51,147 --> 00:53:52,914
it is a CIA document,
1104
00:53:54,483 --> 00:53:55,982
is this correct?
1105
00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:58,685
Yes, in fact do you
see that man on the boat?
1106
00:53:58,687 --> 00:54:01,223
- That man.
- He is CIA.
1107
00:54:02,624 --> 00:54:05,361
- Elsa?
- I got something for you.
1108
00:54:11,767 --> 00:54:13,333
This is it.
1109
00:54:13,335 --> 00:54:14,601
This is it.
1110
00:54:14,603 --> 00:54:17,471
Classified, you gotta
get a closeup of this.
1111
00:54:17,473 --> 00:54:21,575
With every page I flip, I
become more and more convinced
1112
00:54:21,577 --> 00:54:23,977
that this is in fact the product
1113
00:54:23,979 --> 00:54:26,415
of extraterrestrial activity.
1114
00:54:27,983 --> 00:54:29,218
Elsa?
1115
00:54:31,587 --> 00:54:32,421
Elsa?
1116
00:54:35,424 --> 00:54:37,657
Did she just?
1117
00:54:37,659 --> 00:54:40,929
- Alright, that's a wrap.
- Are we done?
1118
00:54:51,307 --> 00:54:52,206
Excuse me?
1119
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,041
Yeah?
1120
00:54:54,476 --> 00:54:58,145
Elsa said that you worked
for the CIA, is that true?
1121
00:54:58,147 --> 00:54:59,779
Elsa says a lot of things.
1122
00:54:59,781 --> 00:55:02,118
Yeah but is that one real?
1123
00:55:03,085 --> 00:55:04,017
No.
1124
00:55:04,019 --> 00:55:06,620
You totally look like you do.
1125
00:55:06,622 --> 00:55:08,388
Lake security.
1126
00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:09,723
So like that's,
1127
00:55:09,725 --> 00:55:10,559
that's it?
1128
00:55:15,231 --> 00:55:16,963
She was nuts but she was like,
1129
00:55:16,965 --> 00:55:19,099
she gave us all these.
1130
00:55:19,101 --> 00:55:20,800
She said that they're
1131
00:55:20,802 --> 00:55:22,138
from the CIA and
1132
00:55:23,372 --> 00:55:24,640
they look real.
1133
00:55:25,574 --> 00:55:27,374
Do you think they're real?
1134
00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:30,910
She didn't get em'
from me, that's all I know.
1135
00:55:30,912 --> 00:55:34,248
Like you don't have any idea?
1136
00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:36,017
Not a clue.
1137
00:55:39,288 --> 00:55:42,422
Thank you again so
much for all your help today.
1138
00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:46,595
I just wanted to ask you
to sign this release form.
1139
00:55:47,996 --> 00:55:49,796
There's a chance
that there might be...
1140
00:55:49,798 --> 00:55:51,531
Yep, alright.
1141
00:55:51,533 --> 00:55:52,768
Okay.
1142
00:55:53,635 --> 00:55:56,370
Guys, get in here.
1143
00:55:56,372 --> 00:55:57,737
What's up Bjorn?
1144
00:55:57,739 --> 00:56:00,342
Someone Messed With our stuff.
1145
00:56:01,177 --> 00:56:02,242
You gotta see this.
1146
00:56:02,244 --> 00:56:03,443
Is it gone?
1147
00:56:03,445 --> 00:56:05,779
No our stuff
is still here just
1148
00:56:05,781 --> 00:56:07,616
come and look at this.
1149
00:56:21,730 --> 00:56:24,733
Our gear
seems to be fine.
1150
00:56:28,170 --> 00:56:30,470
Okay somebody needs to
check and see if someone
1151
00:56:30,472 --> 00:56:31,640
is still here.
1152
00:56:33,475 --> 00:56:34,976
I guess that's me.
1153
00:56:37,246 --> 00:56:38,077
Shot?
1154
00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:39,779
Nope.
1155
00:56:39,781 --> 00:56:40,616
Come with.
1156
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,089
I mean that's
kinda funny, right?
1157
00:56:49,858 --> 00:56:51,358
Who would do this?
1158
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,059
I don't know, any kid.
1159
00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:55,429
Yeah we did
leave the boat unlocked.
1160
00:56:55,431 --> 00:56:57,231
Yeah we left this unlocked.
1161
00:56:57,233 --> 00:57:00,033
We kinda had this coming.
1162
00:57:00,035 --> 00:57:02,168
They could've done a lot worse,
they didn't steal anything.
1163
00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:03,237
Right?
1164
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:04,538
So it's someone who had it,
1165
00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:06,640
okay we need to call security.
1166
00:57:06,642 --> 00:57:07,841
I think we need
to call someone.
1167
00:57:07,843 --> 00:57:09,376
Why would you
wanna call security?
1168
00:57:09,378 --> 00:57:10,444
- Not a chance.
- Why would you not
1169
00:57:10,446 --> 00:57:12,078
wanna call security?
1170
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,480
Don't you
remember earlier?
1171
00:57:13,482 --> 00:57:15,849
When they decided just
to come in off the boat.
1172
00:57:15,851 --> 00:57:18,084
I mean yes that
was really inappropriate
1173
00:57:18,086 --> 00:57:19,886
but I don't know
what our options are,
1174
00:57:19,888 --> 00:57:21,855
I don't think we
have cops out here.
1175
00:57:21,857 --> 00:57:23,257
- It's so creepy.
- There was a break in
1176
00:57:23,259 --> 00:57:24,724
and we need to report it.
1177
00:57:24,726 --> 00:57:26,460
I will do it.
1178
00:57:26,462 --> 00:57:30,063
For insurance
if nothing else.
1179
00:57:30,065 --> 00:57:31,531
Think the people
at Alien Engineers
1180
00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:33,900
are gonna like it if we
don't have a police report?
1181
00:57:33,902 --> 00:57:35,068
Bjorn it's
just one of those kids.
1182
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:36,570
Actually guys,
1183
00:57:36,572 --> 00:57:39,072
this is a good segment right?
1184
00:57:39,074 --> 00:57:41,675
While I was away
having an incredible,
1185
00:57:41,677 --> 00:57:44,544
potentially peabody
award winning interview
1186
00:57:44,546 --> 00:57:46,047
with Elsa Moulton,
1187
00:57:47,048 --> 00:57:48,982
we had a close encounter.
1188
00:57:48,984 --> 00:57:52,519
All of our belongings
rearranged throughout the cabin
1189
00:57:52,521 --> 00:57:54,654
in a highly specific,
1190
00:57:54,656 --> 00:57:57,090
highly ordered fashion.
1191
00:57:57,092 --> 00:57:58,892
We have three structures,
1192
00:57:58,894 --> 00:58:01,995
all three, pointing
directly to the sky.
1193
00:58:01,997 --> 00:58:05,166
Potentially signalling
a higher power.
1194
00:58:06,302 --> 00:58:09,269
If that isn't confirmation
1195
00:58:09,271 --> 00:58:12,071
of extraterrestrial life,
1196
00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:14,242
then I don't know what is.
1197
00:58:18,113 --> 00:58:21,214
This is legitimately
weird stuff.
1198
00:58:21,216 --> 00:58:23,517
This is
not a scripted.
1199
00:58:23,519 --> 00:58:26,219
This one, very falic.
1200
00:58:26,221 --> 00:58:29,057
This one a homage
to college life.
1201
00:58:30,225 --> 00:58:31,691
And this,
1202
00:58:31,693 --> 00:58:33,026
this is like,
1203
00:58:33,028 --> 00:58:35,495
definitely the most thought out.
1204
00:58:35,497 --> 00:58:36,730
The grand finale.
1205
00:58:36,732 --> 00:58:37,864
Brian, whatcha
doin' back there?
1206
00:58:39,301 --> 00:58:41,303
Setting up the screen.
1207
00:58:42,604 --> 00:58:43,939
There?
1208
00:58:44,806 --> 00:58:46,039
Where would you put it?
1209
00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,608
I mean I would put
it closer to the door.
1210
00:58:48,610 --> 00:58:52,280
I feel like you're
getting most of the room.
1211
00:59:16,572 --> 00:59:19,339
The Catholic church
in Rome has books
1212
00:59:19,341 --> 00:59:22,275
that talk about
extraterrestrials.
1213
00:59:22,277 --> 00:59:24,711
All the, all the
kings and queens
1214
00:59:24,713 --> 00:59:28,147
and high up officials went
to the extraterrestrials
1215
00:59:28,149 --> 00:59:30,950
for knowledge and understanding.
1216
00:59:30,952 --> 00:59:32,686
The frequencies that
make the microwave
1217
00:59:32,688 --> 00:59:33,920
to make the food cook.
1218
00:59:33,922 --> 00:59:36,122
That's all alien technology.
1219
00:59:36,124 --> 00:59:38,992
The GPS the
extraterrestrials use to GPS
1220
00:59:38,994 --> 00:59:42,161
to go to different stars
and maps in the galaxy.
1221
00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:46,101
That was originally from
the extraterrestrials.
1222
00:59:47,302 --> 00:59:50,336
The United States and
Europe used to never
1223
00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:52,305
have red heads and blondes
1224
00:59:52,307 --> 00:59:55,411
until the palatian's
breeded with us.
1225
00:59:58,246 --> 01:00:00,916
Making lord quality transfers.
1226
01:00:02,017 --> 01:00:04,718
This is probably a
higher economy transfer.
1227
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,953
You're shooting this?
1228
01:00:06,955 --> 01:00:11,725
I can take like a
selfie of the video you have.
1229
01:00:11,727 --> 01:00:13,927
I think
we might be evil.
1230
01:00:13,929 --> 01:00:17,163
And helicopters and
the black helicopters
1231
01:00:17,165 --> 01:00:19,566
if they see you fly
out there close to,
1232
01:00:19,568 --> 01:00:21,236
they will arrest you
1233
01:00:23,171 --> 01:00:26,875
or the police will make
you go away from it.
1234
01:00:30,546 --> 01:00:34,716
We perpetuate false
information on a massive scale.
1235
01:00:35,617 --> 01:00:37,453
And people believe it.
1236
01:00:42,424 --> 01:00:43,592
Paul Benowits.
1237
01:00:46,428 --> 01:00:47,326
Who's that?
1238
01:00:47,328 --> 01:00:48,664
Paul Benowits,
1239
01:00:50,398 --> 01:00:51,667
was an engineer
1240
01:00:52,968 --> 01:00:53,802
who saw
1241
01:00:55,303 --> 01:00:57,473
some experimental military
1242
01:00:58,406 --> 01:00:59,207
training.
1243
01:01:00,375 --> 01:01:03,044
And he asked the
air force about it
1244
01:01:04,212 --> 01:01:07,148
and they lied and
told him that it was
1245
01:01:08,349 --> 01:01:09,184
aliens.
1246
01:01:10,218 --> 01:01:11,720
And he believed it
1247
01:01:12,888 --> 01:01:16,492
and he ended up alone
in a mental institution.
1248
01:01:19,427 --> 01:01:20,929
Because of aliens.
1249
01:01:32,508 --> 01:01:34,073
Yeah that sucks.
1250
01:01:34,075 --> 01:01:37,043
You guys seen Major League?
1251
01:01:37,045 --> 01:01:39,078
Wait is that the
one with the guy with a
1252
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,482
super fast pitch?
1253
01:01:41,650 --> 01:01:43,349
No I think that was
Rookie of the Year.
1254
01:01:43,351 --> 01:01:45,985
No like where
it's Charlie Sheen.
1255
01:01:45,987 --> 01:01:47,854
Super fast pitch
like he's a wild man.
1256
01:01:47,856 --> 01:01:49,656
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1257
01:01:49,658 --> 01:01:51,257
Have you see Rookie of the Year?
1258
01:01:51,259 --> 01:01:53,092
He breaks his arm and he.
1259
01:01:53,094 --> 01:01:56,998
I like Angels
in the Outfield better.
1260
01:02:06,407 --> 01:02:08,343
What is that?
1261
01:02:16,718 --> 01:02:18,151
Wait.
1262
01:02:18,153 --> 01:02:20,086
Please don't go out there,
the water's back in.
1263
01:02:20,088 --> 01:02:21,320
Brock.
1264
01:02:21,322 --> 01:02:22,157
Jesus.
1265
01:02:23,024 --> 01:02:25,527
Brock, be careful.
1266
01:02:56,457 --> 01:02:58,592
Ow, fuck!
1267
01:02:58,594 --> 01:02:59,394
Fuck!
1268
01:03:35,997 --> 01:03:37,931
Outside
house phone from home.
1269
01:03:37,933 --> 01:03:41,434
Please send help at Hellsmo
Bay Marina, please come in.
1270
01:03:41,436 --> 01:03:42,771
Mayday distress.
1271
01:03:44,973 --> 01:03:47,242
This is Hellsmo Bay Marina.
1272
01:03:48,376 --> 01:03:49,776
This is Hellsmo Marina.
1273
01:03:49,778 --> 01:03:52,047
This is Hellsmo Bay Marina.
1274
01:04:09,030 --> 01:04:10,563
Shit, keep his head up.
1275
01:04:10,565 --> 01:04:12,968
- I can't.
- Keep his head up!
1276
01:04:27,015 --> 01:04:29,350
Where's the light?
1277
01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:47,068
Come on, come on.
1278
01:04:59,047 --> 01:04:59,848
Come on.
1279
01:05:04,953 --> 01:05:05,887
Shit, shit.
1280
01:05:34,950 --> 01:05:36,182
Can you hear me?
1281
01:05:36,184 --> 01:05:37,416
Can you hear me?
1282
01:05:37,418 --> 01:05:38,417
Can you hear me?
1283
01:05:59,574 --> 01:06:02,508
Brock you're gonna be okay.
1284
01:06:04,612 --> 01:06:07,849
Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
1285
01:06:15,757 --> 01:06:16,591
Brian?
1286
01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:18,994
Brian?
1287
01:06:34,109 --> 01:06:34,943
Okay.
1288
01:06:36,778 --> 01:06:37,779
- Okay.
- Okay.
1289
01:06:39,714 --> 01:06:40,548
Okay.
1290
01:07:08,176 --> 01:07:09,077
Hey guys.
1291
01:07:10,145 --> 01:07:11,146
I think he's
1292
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,048
better, I mean
he's a lot better.
1293
01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:16,717
He asked for a beer.
1294
01:07:18,119 --> 01:07:19,785
I mean he looks,
1295
01:07:19,787 --> 01:07:21,554
he looks a lot better.
1296
01:07:21,556 --> 01:07:23,923
I think he just needs
to sleep, he just,
1297
01:07:23,925 --> 01:07:26,059
said he wants sleep so.
1298
01:07:26,061 --> 01:07:29,829
We'll check on him every
few minutes, come on up.
1299
01:07:29,831 --> 01:07:30,665
Sorry.
1300
01:07:35,370 --> 01:07:36,802
I think we should
1301
01:07:36,804 --> 01:07:39,305
really try to do that thing
where we say something
1302
01:07:39,307 --> 01:07:42,775
nice about the
person to our left.
1303
01:07:42,777 --> 01:07:44,543
I just think it'll
make us feel better,
1304
01:07:44,545 --> 01:07:46,012
everyone looks really serious.
1305
01:07:46,014 --> 01:07:47,348
Bjorn.
1306
01:07:48,383 --> 01:07:49,548
What are we doing?
1307
01:07:49,550 --> 01:07:51,384
You said the person
on your left?
1308
01:07:51,386 --> 01:07:52,585
Yeah.
1309
01:07:52,587 --> 01:07:55,088
I thought you said
the people we had left.
1310
01:07:55,090 --> 01:07:55,924
- No.
- No.
1311
01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:57,959
Oh my god.
1312
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,759
Even though
you're frustrating,
1313
01:08:00,761 --> 01:08:04,099
you really know how
to have a good time.
1314
01:08:05,133 --> 01:08:05,967
Aw.
1315
01:08:08,937 --> 01:08:10,271
Thanks, Brian.
1316
01:08:15,476 --> 01:08:16,311
Britney is
1317
01:08:19,547 --> 01:08:20,648
a lot of fun.
1318
01:08:24,953 --> 01:08:26,652
Very spunky.
1319
01:08:26,654 --> 01:08:27,586
Jamie,
1320
01:08:27,588 --> 01:08:28,589
I feel like,
1321
01:08:30,091 --> 01:08:33,192
honestly we'd
probably all be dead
1322
01:08:33,194 --> 01:08:34,029
and Bjorn
1323
01:08:35,463 --> 01:08:39,100
or Brock would definitely be
dead if it wasn't for you.
1324
01:08:48,843 --> 01:08:51,144
You better
go check on him.
1325
01:08:51,146 --> 01:08:51,980
Alright.
1326
01:08:56,551 --> 01:08:58,084
Bring him a beer.
1327
01:08:58,086 --> 01:08:58,884
Yeah.
1328
01:09:12,567 --> 01:09:14,133
What the hell is this?
1329
01:09:14,135 --> 01:09:15,971
What the hell is this?
1330
01:09:22,143 --> 01:09:24,443
I have a knife and
I'm coming out there.
1331
01:09:24,445 --> 01:09:25,846
Get off our deck!
1332
01:09:30,018 --> 01:09:30,950
What the fuck?
1333
01:09:30,952 --> 01:09:33,288
What the fuck was that noise?
1334
01:09:34,789 --> 01:09:35,623
Bjorn?
1335
01:09:58,413 --> 01:10:00,113
Oh my god, oh my god.
1336
01:10:00,115 --> 01:10:01,382
Leave us alone!
1337
01:10:28,443 --> 01:10:29,975
Shit.
1338
01:10:29,977 --> 01:10:32,047
What are they doing here?
1339
01:10:33,481 --> 01:10:34,315
Fuck.
1340
01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:39,854
Shit.
1341
01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:50,096
There's blood everywhere.
1342
01:10:50,098 --> 01:10:50,929
Oh my.
1343
01:10:50,931 --> 01:10:52,733
Oh my god.
1344
01:10:54,502 --> 01:10:55,534
Oh my god.
1345
01:10:55,536 --> 01:10:57,105
Mic, mic.
1346
01:11:03,544 --> 01:11:04,379
Bjorn!
1347
01:11:06,081 --> 01:11:06,914
Bjorn!
1348
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:10,585
Bjorn!
1349
01:11:18,126 --> 01:11:18,959
Bjorn!
1350
01:11:38,413 --> 01:11:39,747
We need to go.
1351
01:11:47,855 --> 01:11:49,124
I've got Brock.
1352
01:11:50,891 --> 01:11:51,726
Brian!
1353
01:11:56,697 --> 01:11:57,532
Bjorn!
1354
01:12:08,976 --> 01:12:09,810
Bjorn!
1355
01:12:20,321 --> 01:12:21,887
Bjorn!
1356
01:12:21,889 --> 01:12:22,723
Bjorn!
1357
01:12:23,891 --> 01:12:24,725
Bjorn!
1358
01:12:33,768 --> 01:12:34,602
Bjorn!
1359
01:12:42,243 --> 01:12:43,077
Bjorn!
1360
01:13:40,167 --> 01:13:42,601
Bjorn, are you okay?
1361
01:13:42,603 --> 01:13:43,504
Let's go.
1362
01:13:44,605 --> 01:13:45,438
No.
1363
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:46,739
Let's go.
1364
01:13:46,741 --> 01:13:47,575
Let's go.
1365
01:14:05,926 --> 01:14:07,161
Fuck.
1366
01:14:10,998 --> 01:14:12,798
Is everybody okay back there?
1367
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,567
Let's just
go, let's just go.
1368
01:14:14,569 --> 01:14:17,672
Let's just
get out of here.
1369
01:14:42,463 --> 01:14:44,064
You forgot these.
1370
01:14:47,868 --> 01:14:48,967
- Jamie just go, just go.
- Get out of here,
1371
01:14:48,969 --> 01:14:52,305
get out of here,
get out of here.
1372
01:14:52,307 --> 01:14:55,073
These are our cameras.
1373
01:14:55,075 --> 01:14:59,213
Wait what the fuck were
they doing with our cameras?
1374
01:15:13,694 --> 01:15:16,094
My name is Andrzej Stratos.
1375
01:15:16,096 --> 01:15:20,100
Expert researcher on
extraterrestrial phenomena.
1376
01:15:22,102 --> 01:15:26,939
For years I've studied,
collected and analyzed evidence
1377
01:15:26,941 --> 01:15:28,443
of alien activity.
1378
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,913
Some of you might be
wondering what happened
1379
01:15:34,915 --> 01:15:36,417
to Bjorn Eriksson.
1380
01:15:38,252 --> 01:15:39,852
And I would like to answer
1381
01:15:39,854 --> 01:15:42,256
that question for all of you.
1382
01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:47,326
Bjorn Eriksson and the
crew of Alien Engineers
1383
01:15:47,328 --> 01:15:50,363
experienced close
encounters of the third,
1384
01:15:50,365 --> 01:15:52,266
first and second kinds.
1385
01:15:53,634 --> 01:15:58,136
These events were so strange
and so terrifying that
1386
01:15:58,138 --> 01:15:59,672
no human
1387
01:15:59,674 --> 01:16:02,009
could possibly explain them.
1388
01:16:04,845 --> 01:16:07,913
The footage they captured
is definitive proof
1389
01:16:07,915 --> 01:16:11,350
of Alien Engineers
in southern Nevada.
1390
01:16:11,352 --> 01:16:13,619
Where their journey ends,
1391
01:16:13,621 --> 01:16:14,753
mine
1392
01:16:14,755 --> 01:16:16,355
begins.
1393
01:16:16,357 --> 01:16:19,324
Tune in next Tuesday for
the world premiere of
1394
01:16:19,326 --> 01:16:21,660
The Quest for Aliens.
1395
01:16:21,662 --> 01:16:23,862
Hosted by yours truly,
1396
01:16:23,864 --> 01:16:25,099
Andzej Stratos.
1397
01:16:41,215 --> 01:16:45,083
♪ I'm a hot motherfucker
with a big sexy butt
1398
01:16:45,085 --> 01:16:49,287
♪ Two tits in my hand
and a dick up my butt
1399
01:16:49,289 --> 01:16:51,189
♪ One fist in the air
1400
01:16:51,191 --> 01:16:53,291
♪ One fist up my butt
1401
01:16:53,293 --> 01:16:55,327
♪ I nut in the front
1402
01:16:55,329 --> 01:16:57,162
♪ You nut in my butt
1403
01:16:57,164 --> 01:17:01,099
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
1404
01:17:01,101 --> 01:17:04,870
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
1405
01:17:04,872 --> 01:17:08,707
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
1406
01:17:08,709 --> 01:17:12,878
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
1407
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:16,949
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
1408
01:17:16,951 --> 01:17:20,354
♪ fuck time in fuck town
1409
01:17:32,867 --> 01:17:37,570
♪ We're gonna keep it a secret
1410
01:17:37,572 --> 01:17:41,707
♪ Do you know what
time it is tonight?
1411
01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:45,277
♪ Do you know what
time it is tonight?
1412
01:17:45,279 --> 01:17:49,116
♪ It's fuck time in fuck town
1413
01:17:50,050 --> 01:17:53,220
♪ Fuckin in fuck town
1414
01:17:57,124 --> 01:18:00,759
♪ We're gonna keep it a secret
1415
01:18:00,761 --> 01:18:04,697
♪ We're gonna keep it a secret
1416
01:18:04,699 --> 01:18:08,701
♪ We're gonna keep it a secret
1417
01:18:08,703 --> 01:18:12,838
♪ We're gonna keep it a secret
1418
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,777
♪ We're gonna keep it a secret
1419
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:21,179
♪ Motherfucker with
a big sexy butt
1420
01:18:21,181 --> 01:18:25,117
♪ Two tits in my hand
and a dick up my butt
1421
01:18:25,119 --> 01:18:27,019
♪ One fist in the air
1422
01:18:27,021 --> 01:18:29,254
♪ One fist up my butt
1423
01:18:29,256 --> 01:18:31,156
♪ I nut in the front
1424
01:18:31,158 --> 01:18:33,025
♪ You nut in my butt
1425
01:18:33,027 --> 01:18:35,796
♪ It's fuck time
1426
01:18:41,235 --> 01:18:44,004
♪ It's fuck time
1427
01:18:49,744 --> 01:18:51,376
Well we always
had a cover story,
1428
01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:52,978
but that's where
we got in trouble,
1429
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:55,147
a lot of time we'd have
a you know, a sighting,
1430
01:18:55,149 --> 01:18:56,316
they'd see us.
1431
01:18:58,586 --> 01:19:00,753
People would start
investigating us
1432
01:19:00,755 --> 01:19:05,090
and they would start getting
too close to finding out that
1433
01:19:05,092 --> 01:19:07,593
there's a secret project.
1434
01:19:07,595 --> 01:19:09,628
So someone would approach
and say that this
1435
01:19:09,630 --> 01:19:11,129
is a top secret project,
1436
01:19:11,131 --> 01:19:13,999
you'd go for and up, make
up a story and go home.
1437
01:19:14,001 --> 01:19:16,401
And that's what they
do, they make up a story
1438
01:19:16,403 --> 01:19:17,836
and a lot of didn't
1439
01:19:17,838 --> 01:19:19,605
stick you know, you could
see right through it
1440
01:19:19,607 --> 01:19:21,506
and that didn't help
if it matters any.
1441
01:19:21,508 --> 01:19:23,341
People see well that,
1442
01:19:23,343 --> 01:19:24,610
they got lying to me.
1443
01:19:24,612 --> 01:19:25,878
And he was.
1444
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,880
Wait so were any of
these stories actually
1445
01:19:27,882 --> 01:19:30,482
like alien stories
or was it always like
1446
01:19:30,484 --> 01:19:34,655
putting blame on like a different
part of the government or?
1447
01:19:36,023 --> 01:19:40,358
You know the alien thing,
I think it got out of,
1448
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,428
out of whack.
1449
01:19:41,430 --> 01:19:46,430
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