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Monique: AND THEN HE SAID
WE'D GO OUT FOR FRENCH FOOD.
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SOUNDS PROMISING.
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FRENCH FRIES, KIM.
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WELL... DRIVE-THRU.
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OUCH. I'M A SCRUB MAGNET.
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NO USE DENYING.
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SO NOT.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO LaSHAWN?
LaGONE.
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I DON'T WANT TO SOUND DESPERATE,
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BUT V-DAY'S COMING.
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UM,
THAT SOUNDED KINDA DESPERATE.
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VALENTINE'S DAY.
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THE WORST TIME OF THE YEAR
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TO BE ALL LONELY-HEARTED.
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YOU AND RON PROBABLY HAVE
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A BIG TIME ALL
PLANNED, DON'T YOU?
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NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...
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HE HASN'T MENTIONED IT.
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IT'S YOUR FIRST
VALENTINE AS A COUPLE,
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AND YOU DON'T HAVE
RESERVATIONS OR ANYTHING?
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WELL, MAYBE HE, UH... FORGOT.
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YOU NEVER FORGET A HOLIDAY
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WHEN YOU WORK RETAIL, GIRL.
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HEY, K.P. HEY.
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HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT WORK?
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YEAH, PET DEPARTMENT'S
CLOSED FOR A WHILE.
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SOME CAGES WERE LEFT OPEN.
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FOOD CHAIN ISSUES.
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UM, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HEARTS?
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I'M GONNA GO GET SOME MORE STOCK
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FROM THE ROOM WITH THE STOCK.
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YOU DO KNOW WHAT
HAPPENS IN FEBRUARY,
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DON'T YOU, RON?
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GROUNDHOG DAY?
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PRESIDENT'S DAY?
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DENTAL HEALTH MONTH. OOH...
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THAT REMINDS ME.
RUFUS? TA-DA! MM-HM.
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HAPPY DENTAL HEALTH MONTH, K.P.
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IT HAS A TONGUE
SCRAPER ON THE BACK.
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AHEM. VALENTINE'S DAY?
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OH. UH, I DON'T CELEBRATE.
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I MEAN, I... YOU KNOW,
I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND ON...
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HOLY CANNOLI!
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
ON VALENTINE'S DAY!
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MM-HMM. WOW!
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THIS IS HUGE!
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Wade: KIM!
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HUH?
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AAAH! WADE!
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GOTTA WARN ME
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WHEN YOU'RE GOING REAL WORLD.
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SORRY. TIME FOR A NEW BATTERY.
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YOU GOT 3 OR 4 YEARS OUT
OF THE OLD ONE, THOUGH.
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THANKS, WADE.
AND I UPGRADED YOUR PLUG-INS.
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CHECK IT. X-RAY MODE.
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[BEEPING] [BRUSHING]
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HEY, WADE. HEY!
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[NO AUDIO]
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MUH... MO... M-MO...
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UH, IS THIS ROBO-WADE?
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MONIQUE! HI!
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I... I, UM...
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WADE. YOU OK?
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HEH! HEH-HEH-HEH!
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[GIGGLING]
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UH-OH.
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? OH YEAH, YEAH! ?
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? I'M YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE GIRL ?
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? AND I'M HERE TO
SAVE THE WORLD ?
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? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? THERE IS NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO ?
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? WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ?
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? 'CAUSE JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?
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? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? WHEN YOU WANNA
PAGE ME IT'S OK ?
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? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?
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? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? I WILL BE THERE FOR
YOU TILL THE VERY END ?
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? DANGER OR TROUBLE ?
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? I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?
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? YOU KNOW THAT YOU
ALWAYS CAN CALL ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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WADE CRUSHING ON MONIQUE.
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KOOKY. ISN'T IT?
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10.5 ON THE WEIRDNESS SCALE.
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OUT OF...? RON!
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YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO
SET UP MONIQUE WITH WADE.
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I'M A ROMANTIC.
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WHO FORGOT ABOUT
VALENTINE'S DAY.
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THE TOOTHBRUSH, KIM.
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YOURS IF YOU WANT IT. HMPH.
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HAVE TO ADMIT,
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WADE IS KINDA SWEET,
THOUGH, ISN'T HE?
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SWEET? SURE. BUT...
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AND A COLLEGE GRAD.
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WHO WON'T BE OLD ENOUGH
TO DRIVE FOR 4 MORE YEARS.
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US GOING OUT IS LIKE ONE CHANCE IN...
NEVER.
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SO THERE IS A CHANCE.
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A-BOO-YA! HE'S 5 YEARS YOUNGER!
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HELLO! OH.
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MAYBE IF I TALK TO WADE...
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KIM, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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I SAW HOW YOU WERE
LOOKING AT MONIQUE.
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I WASN'T LOOKING AT ANYTHING!
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I-I NEVER SAW HER
IN PERSON BEFORE.
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AND... AND SHE SMELLED SO...
NICE.
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OH. MOM'S CALLING. GOTTA GO!
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UH, SITUATION.
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EARTH'S GONNA HIT AN ASTEROID.
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COMET. SOMETHING.
PRESIDENT CALLED.
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CKHH! CKHH! EH... UH...
LOSING SIGNAL. [BEEP]
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UHH! WADE!
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HONEY, RON'S HERE.
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WHAT? RON? HERE?
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WADE! PLAYA!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
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[SIGHS] OK, THIS IS ME, WADE.
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YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE A PROBLEM.
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AND I'M THE SOLUTION. UH-HUH!
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AND WHEN I TALKED TO MONIQUE...
WHAT?!
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SHE SAID SHE'D GO OUT WITH YOU.
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WHAT? WAIT, WAIT.
SAY THAT AGAIN?
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IN A ROUNDABOUT,
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NON-COMMITTAL SORT OF WAY.
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SO, I'M GONNA TEACH
YOU THE FINE ART
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OF CHARMIN' AND DISARMIN'.
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UH-HUH. YOU?
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YES, ME! UH, EXCUSE ME,
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WHO IS DATING KIM POSSIBLE?
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HMM. YEAH, BUT THE LAWS
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OF EXTREME IMPROBABILITY
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INEXPLICABLY WORKED
OUT IN YOUR FAVOR.
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AND WE'LL MAKE THEM WORK FOR
YOU, PLAYA.
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OK. NOW,
MONIQUE'S AN OLDER WOMAN,
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AND YOU'RE A YOUNG DUDE.
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SO WE'VE GOTTA MAKE
YOU SEEM MORE MATURE.
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SHOULDN'T I JUST BE MYSELF?
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MM, THAT ONLY WORKS IN CARTOONS.
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AH! NOW, SEE,
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THIS IS A MATURE MAN'S COAT.
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[HAIR DRYERS BLOWING]
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EH, YOU'RE TOO WELL-GROOMED.
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YOU NEED STUBBLE.
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BUT I DON'T SHAVE.
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WE'LL USE SUPER LaGOOP.
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AHH...
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AND A LITTLE OF THIS... ECCH!
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OK, ALMOST THERE.
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YEAH. I'M THINKING TALLER.
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MAYBE A HAT.
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PERFECT!
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I LOOK LIKE LINCOLN.
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READY FOR PRESIDENT'S DAY!
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OH, AND GROUNDHOG DAY.
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HMPH. APPARENTLY.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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ABSOLUTELY.
LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.
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AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF
AT A LOSS FOR WORDS,
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I WROTE THIS FOR YOU.
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YOUR WRITING IS
KINDA HARD TO READ.
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YEAH,
BUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN FEEL IT!
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WHAT?!
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HEY, LADIES! WADE...
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CELEBRATING
PRESIDENT'S DAY EARLY?
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HI, MO... MWUH...
UH, MO... UH...
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MO... NIQUE. HEH, HEH.
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UH...
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THE NOTES! GO TO THE NOTES!
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OH. UM...
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THE HUMBLE EARTHWORM
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IS VITAL TO AGRICULTURE.
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IT MOVES THROUGH THE SOIL
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BY EXCRETING LUBRICATING MUCUS.
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Both: EW! OK, WAIT.
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THAT'S MY BIOLOGY REPORT.
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BUT... OH! THAT MEANS...
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AWW. THAT'S A LOVELY THOUGHT.
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A-PLUS, STOPPABLE.
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A-PLUS. [SNIFFS]
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APPARENTLY,
IMPERSONATING A PRESIDENT
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IS AGAINST MALL REGULATIONS.
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SO YOU HIT A LITTLE SNAFU.
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WHY IS ROMANCE SO MUCH HARDER
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THAN MICRO-ELECTRONICS?
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HEH-HEH. WELL, YOU KNOW,
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THINGS WOULD BE A
LOT EASIER IF...
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OH, I DON'T KNOW,
YOU JUST INVENT
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A LOVE RAY THAT
WOULD MAKE MONIQUE
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FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. HA-HA!
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[GIGGLES]
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HMM...
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BOO-YA!
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[WELDER SPARKING]
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BY SYNTHESIZING
CERTAIN PHEROMONES,
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AND THE LOVE-INDUCING
CHEMICAL FOUND IN CHOCOLATE,
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THIS CUPID RAY WILL
SEND OUT SONIC PULSES
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TO MONIQUE'S EMOTIONAL CORTEX.
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UH, HONEY... MOM!
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I'M BUSY!
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BUT, WADE, RON'S HERE.
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DUDE, I'VE GOT IT!
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S A... BUN-WARMER?
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COOL! GOT ANY?
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ANY WHAT? WARM BUNS?
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MAYBE LATER. OK.
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LOOK, I FIGURED OUT WHERE WE WENT
WRONG, ALL RIGHT?
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LOCATION, LOCATION...
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LOCATION? YES!
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YOU NEED TO WHISK MONIQUE AWAY.
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TO THE CITY OF LICE.
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YOU MEAN PARIS,
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THE CITY OF LIGHTS?
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OH. OH, IS IT...
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OK, IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
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'CAUSE I NEVER GOT
THE WHOLE LICE ANGLE.
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AND YOU THINK MONIQUE
WILL LET ME JUST...
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WHISK HER OFF TO PARIS?
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THAT'S THE GENIUS PART.
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE
EIFFEL TOWER WAS IN DANGER.
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IT IS IN DANGER...
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OF RUST. EVENTUALLY.
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THAT'S THE REASON WE HAD
TO HURRY OFF TO FRANCE?
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AND TELL ME AGAIN WHY I'M HERE?
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BACK UP.
YEAH, I DOUBT K.P. AND I
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COULD HANDLE THIS BABY ALONE.
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AND DID YOU KNOW IT'S
THE CITY OF LIGHTS?
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NOT LICE? RON.
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YOU WANT TO TELL ME
WHY WE'RE REALLY HERE?
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[CAR HORN BEEPS]
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WAIT! PARIS, THE TWO OF US,
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VALENTINE'S DAY?
246
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WOW! YOU'RE BEING ROMANTIC.
247
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AND ME AS BACKUP.
248
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ALL CLEAR, RUFUS? OK.
249
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WADE, YOU READY?
250
00:08:02,462 --> 00:08:03,541
WADE?
251
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HEY, RON.
252
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I TOLD YOU TO MEET
ME HERE AT 6:00!
253
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I CAN'T DO THIS ON EMPTY!
254
00:08:06,962 --> 00:08:08,461
[SIGHS] OK. I'LL GO IN FIRST.
255
00:08:08,462 --> 00:08:10,501
THEN YOU JUST HAPPEN TO COME IN.
256
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WE'LL TELL THEM YOU KNOW,
257
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YOU'RE FIXING THE FRENCH
INTERNET OR SOMETHING.
258
00:08:13,212 --> 00:08:14,841
GOTCHA! YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS?
259
00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:15,542
NOT THIS TIME.
260
00:08:15,543 --> 00:08:17,421
HEY-HEY, YOUR BUN-WARMER!
261
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IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
262
00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:20,421
THIS TOWN'S LOUSY WITH BREAD.
263
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FIXING THE FRENCH INTERNET?
264
00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,211
ISN'T IT THE WORLD WIDE WEB?
265
00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:26,381
YEAH, WELL...
EXCEPT WHEN IT BREAKS.
266
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I... INTO PIECES. RIGHT, WADE?
267
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,341
I SMELL A SETUP.
268
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RON, CONVO. NOW!
269
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'K. NOW, REMEMBER. CONFI... HEY!
270
00:08:36,502 --> 00:08:37,172
LOOK, WADE. OK?
271
00:08:37,173 --> 00:08:39,581
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO
CRUSH, I DO.
272
00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:40,671
BUT... [ZAP]
273
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YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!
274
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[SQUEAKING]
275
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME
ALL THE WAY TO PARIS
276
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JUST TO SEE ME!
277
00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:52,582
OOOH! MWAH! [GIGGLES]
278
00:08:53,002 --> 00:08:53,502
WHAT'S THIS?
279
00:08:53,503 --> 00:08:56,631
THE BOY GENIUS WHO
HELPS KIM POSSIBLE?
280
00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:59,171
APPARENTLY,
HE HAS INVENTED A, UH...
281
00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,541
LOVE MACHINE?
282
00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:02,631
FATHER, DO YOU THINK
THIS IS ENOUGH LaGOOP.
283
00:09:02,632 --> 00:09:04,171
TO LAST ME THROUGH THE WEEKEND?
284
00:09:04,172 --> 00:09:05,172
I HEAR IT MAY RAIN.
285
00:09:05,173 --> 00:09:07,171
OH! YOU ARE SPYING!
286
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,041
I WANT TO PEEK.
287
00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:09,632
UHH...
288
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,671
BUT JUST FOR A MOMENT.
289
00:09:10,672 --> 00:09:13,171
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN OPERA GLASSES.
290
00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:13,962
[MONIQUE GIGGLES]
291
00:09:13,963 --> 00:09:15,081
RON,
WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?
292
00:09:15,082 --> 00:09:16,921
HE'S JUST GOING TO GET HURT.
293
00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:19,541
OH, REALLY?
294
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,881
[GIGGLING] HA-HA... LICE.
295
00:09:21,882 --> 00:09:23,001
WHA...? HOW...?
THEY LOOK LIKE...
296
00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:24,671
THEY'RE IN LOVE? YEAH.
297
00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:26,342
BUT... PARIS.
298
00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:28,632
PARIS.
299
00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:31,211
TO CONTROL LOVE IN SUCH A WAY...
300
00:09:31,212 --> 00:09:33,461
WE MUST STEAL IT AND FIND A WAY
301
00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:34,382
TO USE IT FOR EVIL.
302
00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:37,251
I AM BURSTING WITH
PRIDE, MY SON.
303
00:09:37,252 --> 00:09:40,081
[GIGGLES] I WAS LOOKING
OVER YOUR SHOULDER
304
00:09:40,082 --> 00:09:41,171
AND I READ YOUR NOTE.
305
00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:43,921
JUNIOR, THAT WAS CHEATING!
306
00:09:43,922 --> 00:09:46,462
I AM SO PROUD.
307
00:09:49,342 --> 00:09:50,541
HEY, MONIQUE. SORRY I'M LATE.
308
00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:52,421
[WHISPERING] Are you alone?
MONIQUE?
309
00:09:52,422 --> 00:09:53,581
WHY ARE YOU A MANNEQUIN?
310
00:09:53,582 --> 00:09:55,171
Just avoiding someone. WHO?
311
00:09:55,172 --> 00:09:56,082
WADE, THAT'S WHO.
312
00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,171
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE AN ITEM.
313
00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:58,961
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE.
314
00:09:58,962 --> 00:10:00,131
ALL I KNOW IS THAT SOMETHING
315
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,081
SUPER-FREAKY WEIRD IS GOING ON.
316
00:10:02,082 --> 00:10:03,791
HEY, KIM. HEY, GIRL.
317
00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:05,462
SAY WHAT?
318
00:10:09,132 --> 00:10:11,251
[ZAP]
319
00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:13,381
SAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER
THERE, BABY?
320
00:10:13,382 --> 00:10:16,291
COME GIVE MONI-MON SOME SUGAR!
SUGAR?!
321
00:10:16,292 --> 00:10:19,341
COULDN'T YOU JUST POUR HIM
ON A STACK OF PANCAKES?
322
00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:21,791
DID YOU DO SOMETHING?
DID YOU SEE SOMETHING?
323
00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,081
I'M NOT SURE.
324
00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:23,752
THEN NO.
325
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,961
KIM JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
326
00:10:24,962 --> 00:10:27,381
ABOUT US, BABY BOY. BABY BOY?
327
00:10:27,382 --> 00:10:29,131
NO KIDDING.
328
00:10:29,132 --> 00:10:31,001
[SNIFFS]
329
00:10:31,002 --> 00:10:32,081
AHH-CHOO!
330
00:10:32,082 --> 00:10:33,131
GOOD DAY, MADAME.
331
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,081
WE HAVE A DELIVERY OF FLOWERS
332
00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:36,042
FROM YOUR LOVING SPOUSE.
333
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,841
FROM LONTAINE? MY HUSBAND?
334
00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:39,291
ARE YOU SURE YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT HOUSE?
335
00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:42,041
YES. THIS IS THE
HOUSE OF THE SPOUSE.
336
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,081
AHH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
337
00:10:43,082 --> 00:10:45,251
AH-CHOO!
UH, IS HE FEELING ALL RIGHT?
338
00:10:45,252 --> 00:10:47,671
NO! MY EYES ARE
WATERING, AND I'VE A...
339
00:10:47,672 --> 00:10:48,961
OH, HE IS ROBUST.
340
00:10:48,962 --> 00:10:49,962
AND NOW, WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE
341
00:10:49,963 --> 00:10:53,002
YOUR EXTRAVAGANT FRESH FLOWERS?
342
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,579
AND WHAT DOES MY
LITTLE MANNISH BOY
343
00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:56,739
WANT TO EAT?
344
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,779
SOMETHING SWEET? LIKE...
345
00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,329
YOU? [GIGGLES]
346
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,489
THIS WAS WORTH
LEAVING MY ROOM FOR.
347
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,579
OK. HOW ABOUT SOME YUMMY PIZZA?
348
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:09,779
OR A BIG OLD BURGER AND...
349
00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:13,239
OOH. WAIT. WHAT AM I... HEY!
350
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:13,870
UH-OH. [ZAP]
351
00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,489
[SQUEALS] I THINK WE
SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING
352
00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:17,579
THAT WE SHOULD SHARE.
353
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,579
[GASPS] WE SHOULD
SHARE SOMETHING.
354
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,699
LET'S SEE... A SUNDAE!
355
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,620
OK, OK...
356
00:11:22,621 --> 00:11:23,699
YOU GO FIND A TABLE,
357
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,409
AND I WILL BE RIGHT...
358
00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:28,119
THERE. [SIGHS]
359
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,830
[GIGGLES]
360
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,160
[SIGHS] DUDE,
361
00:11:31,161 --> 00:11:33,489
MAKING TIME WITH THE LADIES.
362
00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:34,579
OH, HEY, RON.
363
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,659
I GUESS I PICKED THE
RIGHT GUY TO SCHOOL ME.
364
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:37,989
WORD!
365
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,119
YOU DO MEAN ME, RIGHT?
366
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,239
DOUBLE FUDGE SUNDAE FOR
MY SWEET LITTLE THING!
367
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,579
[GIGGLES] MM-WAH!
368
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,829
OOPS! FORGOT A SPOON.
369
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,699
DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH.
370
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,119
[GIGGLES]
371
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,120
HEH HEH HEH. WOW!
372
00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:52,780
GENIUS OF LOVE, TOO!
373
00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:56,699
[GASPS] HUH?
374
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,450
WADE!
375
00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,239
AAH!
YOU ARE PLAYING THE WRONG...
376
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,369
[ZAP] [GIGGLES]
377
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:05,409
OH, YOU ARE SO TASTY!
378
00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:06,659
MMM-MMM!
379
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,620
WHAT? WAIT. YOU...
380
00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:10,279
YOU JUST DID SOMETHING
WITH THE BUN-WARMER.
381
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,409
CAN I BORROW THAT? MM-WAH! OK,
382
00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:13,869
I GOTTA GO BACK TO
WORK, BUT KNOW
383
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,489
I'LL BE THINKING OF YOU.
384
00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:18,409
MY LITTLE BOO. [GIGGLES]
385
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,620
BYE!
386
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,200
OK, OK.
387
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,779
THAT'S NOT REALLY A
BUN-WARMER, IS IT?
388
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:25,869
BECAUSE MY BUN IS LUKEWARM,
389
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,409
AND MONIQUE IS ALL HOTTIE-HOT.
390
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,119
OK, IT'S A DEVICE
THAT MAKES GIRLS
391
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,199
FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
I INVENTED IT.
392
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,619
WHAT?! THAT'S GREAT!
393
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,659
THAT'S... THAT'S WRONG!
394
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:37,239
OH, SO WRONG. WAIT!
395
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:37,990
WAIT, WHI... WHICH MEANS
396
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,539
IT WASN'T MY MAD
LOVE SCHOOL SKILLS?
397
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:42,199
WELL, YOU GAVE ME THE
IDEA FOR THE LOVE RAY.
398
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,539
THAT'S SOMETHING. ME?
399
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,039
NO, I DIDN'T! I MEANT...
400
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,449
[GASPS] OH...
401
00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,699
SO WHEN I SAID...
402
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,989
AND THEN YOU THOUGHT...
403
00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:49,990
THEN YOU DID... YEP.
404
00:12:49,991 --> 00:12:51,779
OH, KIM'S SO GONNA BLAME ME.
405
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,199
I JUST...
WANTED MONIQUE TO LIKE ME FOR ME.
406
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,579
SO YOU ZAPPED HER WITH A RAY?
407
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:57,909
INVENTING THINGS IS WHAT I DO.
408
00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:02,539
SO, IN A WAY, IT'S LIKING ME FOR ME.
ISN'T IT?
409
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,409
IT... WELL, YES.
YOU KNOW, IN A WAY.
410
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,489
A SICK AND WRONG WAY,
411
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:10,450
BUT IT IS TECHNICALLY A WAY.
I GUESS.
412
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,489
WHOO!
WHEN LONTAINE SENDS FLOWERS,
413
00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,829
HE SENDS FLOWERS!
414
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,869
AND NOW, I WILL READ THE CARD.
415
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:17,490
AH-CHOO!
416
00:13:17,491 --> 00:13:19,329
PAPI, WE DO NOT HAVE A CARD.
417
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:20,160
I WILL MAKE SOMETHING UP
418
00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:21,989
TO GIVE YOU TIME
TO FIND THE ITEM.
419
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:23,489
NOW HURRY. AH!
420
00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,039
[CLEARS THROAT]
421
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,989
"TO MY DEAREST WIFE,"
422
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:29,489
"MAY THE AROMATIC FRAGRANCE"
423
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:30,490
"OF NATURE'S BEAUTY"
424
00:13:30,491 --> 00:13:32,539
"MERELY ECHO YOUR OWN..."
425
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:33,490
AWW...
426
00:13:33,491 --> 00:13:34,539
PLEASE, SHH!
427
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:37,279
DON'T INTERRUPT. OOH. SORRY.
428
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,620
HELLO, LITTLE GENIUS KID.
429
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,579
OH! THE PLANS FOR
THE LOVE DEVICE.
430
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,579
[PRINTER HUMS] [GASP]
431
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,579
PAPI WILL BE SO PROUD!
432
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:50,409
"THE WEALTH OF THE
WORLD SHALL BE OURS.
433
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:54,279
"TOGETHER, WE WILL CHASE
AROUND PERDITION'S FLAME
434
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,449
"FROM OUR OWN
DARK..." I HAVE IT!
435
00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:56,830
BRAVO, JUNIOR.
436
00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:59,539
"SIGNED, YOUR LOVING HUSBAND.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY."
437
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,540
[DOOR SLAMS]
438
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:01,659
WELL, THE FLOWERS ARE NICE.
439
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,869
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT
CARD, THOUGH.
440
00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:05,619
THERE'S SOMETHING ODD GOING ON.
441
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,159
TODAY, IT WAS ALMOST LIKE
WADE HAD SOME SORT OF
442
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,409
CONTROL OVER MONIQUE.
443
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,869
WHAT? CONTROL?
444
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,489
HA! HA-HA!
445
00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:12,830
COME ON.
446
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:15,329
THEY'RE JUST 2
KOOKY KIDS IN LOVE.
447
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,489
OH, HEY, LOOK! HA! TV.
448
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,779
LOVE? MONIQUE WAS PRETENDING
449
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,369
TO BE A MANNEQUIN TO AVOID HIM.
450
00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:22,739
MY FAVORITE SHOW!
IT'S... WEATHER.
451
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,369
YEAH? IT'S PARTLY CLOUDY
452
00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:25,409
AND COMPLETELY WEIRD.
453
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:26,539
[BEEPING]
454
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,579
YO, WADE.
455
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,489
OH, HEY, KIM. UM...
IS RON THERE?
456
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:32,119
YEAH. IT'S FOR YOU.
457
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:32,990
RON! UM...
458
00:14:32,991 --> 00:14:35,409
IT LOOKS LIKE JUNIOR AND SENIOR
459
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,489
HAVE STOLEN PLANS TO...
460
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:38,490
A CERTAIN DEVICE
461
00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:40,489
FROM MY ROOM.
WHAT SORT OF DEVICE?
462
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:41,490
UM... UH...
463
00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,369
EH... WELL, OK, OK!
464
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:44,579
WADE INVENTED A BUN-WARMER
465
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:47,239
THAT MAKES GIRLS FALL
IN LOVE WITH HIM.
466
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,039
I KNEW THAT BUN-WARMER
WASN'T RIGHT!
467
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,829
Wade: IT WAS RON'S IDEA! WHAT?
468
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:51,869
NOT INTENTIONALLY!
469
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,659
WADE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
470
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,079
I JUST REALLY LIKE MONIQUE.
471
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,539
I PROMISE I WON'T USE IT AGAIN.
472
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,079
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN BOTH OF YOU.
473
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,579
LET'S NOT PLAY THE BLAME
GAME, K.P.
474
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,039
UNLESS YOU SPOT ME 10 POINTS
475
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,329
AND GIVE ME A HEAD START.
476
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:04,040
HA HA! UH...
477
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,329
ALL RIGHT.
IF SENIOR HAS THESE PLANS,
478
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,369
WHAT'S THE WORST CASE?
479
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,489
WELL, IT'S NOT VERY POWERFUL.
480
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,449
THE SONIC EFFECT IS
SHORT-RANGE AND SHORT-TERM.
481
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,989
SO MAYBE THERE'S SOME RICH
WOMAN THAT SENIOR'S AFTER?
482
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,159
YEAH! YEAH, MAYBE AN OLDER WOMAN
483
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,329
WHO WON'T GO OUT WITH HIM
BECAUSE HE'S TOO YOUNG.
484
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,739
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
485
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:18,200
MAYBE NOT.
486
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,739
TV Announcer: THE
EAR-SPLITTERS ROCK LOWERTON.
487
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,699
THE LOUDEST BAND ON THE PLANET.
488
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,579
LIVE TONIGHT AT
THE LOWERTON ARENA.
489
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,829
POWERED BY THEIR BONE-RATTLING
490
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:28,449
MILLION MEGA-WATT
AMPLIFIED SPEAKER SYSTEM.
491
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:30,539
YOUR EARS WILL BE AMPLI-FRIED!
492
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:33,279
WADE? WHAT IF SENIOR TRIED
TO AMPLIFY THE LOVE RAY?
493
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,369
LIKE, YOU MEAN,
WITH A MILLION MEGA-WATTS?
494
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,699
OH, THAT'D BE BAD.
495
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,580
MMM.
496
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,279
HEY, GUYS.
DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD.
497
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,409
SENIOR'S PLANNING
A HUGE CONCERT,
498
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:47,619
AND BROADCASTING IT WORLDWIDE.
499
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,699
SO THAT'S HOW THEY'RE
GOING TO USE THE CUPID RAY
500
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,449
TO CONTROL WOMEN
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
501
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,539
K.P., THIS CONCERT IS FREE!
502
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,449
BOOYA, WE ARE SO THERE!
503
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:58,039
OH, MAN, LADIES ONLY?!
WELL, THAT TANKS.
504
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,279
TRAP, RON.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE CONCERT,
505
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,329
WE'RE GOING TO STOP IT.
506
00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,949
AND I'M GOING, TOO.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
507
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,409
WELL, RON GAVE ME THE IDEA.
508
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:06,989
AH! I HAVE LOTS OF IDEAS!
509
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,779
PEOPLE USUALLY
DON'T ACT ON THEM!
510
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,409
I WANT TO HELP SET THINGS RIGHT.
511
00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:11,120
OK. BUT PROMISE ME
512
00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:12,369
THAT YOU'LL NEVER USE IT AGAIN.
513
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:15,490
PROMISED.
THIS HAS CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE.
514
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,220
OH, NO!
515
00:16:16,221 --> 00:16:19,339
DON'T Y'ALL BE DRIVIN'
OFF BEFORE I GET MY SAY!
516
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,470
WADE, WORD.
517
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:24,429
UH, MONIQUE, WE WERE IN A HURRY.
518
00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:26,089
CAN YOU GUYS DEAL LATER?
519
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:28,799
SORRY, KIM. DEALING NOW.
520
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,219
WADE, WHAT YOU DID WAS...
521
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:33,219
[SQUEALING] SO ADORABLE!
522
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,220
THAT'S MY BOO.
523
00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:37,969
AH, SORRY.
WE REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
524
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,129
[STARTS ENGINE]
525
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:42,719
WADE, WADE! DON'T LEAVE ME!
526
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,259
[SOBBING]
527
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:47,470
OH, FINE! BRING HER ALONG.
528
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,929
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
USED SCIENCE FOR EVIL.
529
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,049
TECHNICALLY, IT WAS FOR LOVE.
530
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,469
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT WAS FOR!
GUYS, SHUT!
531
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,049
MONIQUE,
DON'T MAKE ME ZAP YOU AGAIN.
532
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,800
HMMPH!
533
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,890
[BEEPING, SCANNING]
534
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:08,970
SECURITY'S TIGHT.
535
00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,299
WE'LL NEED TO FIND
A DIFFERENT WAY IN.
536
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,800
I'LL USE MY NEW GRAPPLING BELT.
537
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,259
UH, YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU,
BUT WHAT ABOUT MONIQUE?
538
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,429
SHE'S GRAPPLE-CHALLENGED.
539
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:20,930
AHEM.
540
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:24,969
YO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH JUST
GOING THROUGH THE FRONT GATE?
541
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:26,089
RIGHT, GOOD IDEA.
542
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,389
JUST ONE PROBLEM...
543
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:30,679
LADIES ONLY.
544
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,799
[BOTH GASP]
545
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,219
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
546
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,889
THEY DID.
547
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,049
HEY, I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
548
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:40,549
OF COURSE, I WAS BRAIN-SWITCHED
WITH KIM AT THE TIME.
549
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:43,089
WITH THE SPEAKERS AND
THIS LOVE APPARATUS,
550
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:45,629
SOON HALF OF THE
WORLD'S POPULATION
551
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,129
WILL BE UNDER OUR CONTROL.
552
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:50,009
AND THEN I WILL BE
WORSHIPPED BY MILLIONS!
553
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:52,589
BUT MY SOCIAL COLANDER
WILL BE SO FULL.
554
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:54,469
OH, I'M TIRED EVEN
THINKING ON IT.
555
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:57,469
HOLD THE CURTAIN,
I NEED FISHY WATER FOR REFRESHMENT.
556
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,890
[SCREAMING, GLASS BREAKS]
557
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,469
THESE WILL PROTECT YOU FROM
THE EFFECTS OF THE CUPID RAY.
558
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:06,179
SURE, NOW YOU GIVE ME THESE.
559
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,049
OK, IT'S PROBABLY BACKSTAGE.
560
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,259
YEAH, GOT YOUR CROWD
CONTROL COVERED, K.P.
561
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,799
MAKE WAY,
BIG FANS COMING THROUGH!
562
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,889
HEY, WATCH THE DRESS!
563
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:17,220
MAN,
SOME OF THESE GIRLS ARE BOSSY!
564
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,009
LADIES FROM AROUND THE GLOBE,
565
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,089
WELCOME TO OUR CONCERT OF LOVE.
566
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:25,889
IT IS MY SINCERE PLEASURE
TO PRESENT TO YOU
567
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,389
SR. SENIOR JR.
568
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:30,509
I TOLD YOU TO CALL
ME A POP SENSATION!
569
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,679
[SIGHS]
570
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,970
AND, I ASSURE YOU,
HE IS A POP SENSATION.
571
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:44,970
AHH!
572
00:18:44,971 --> 00:18:47,339
? ON THE ROAD TO LOVE ?
573
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:51,009
? YOU MUST PAY THE DOOR ?
574
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:54,839
? EXACT CHANGE IS REQUIRED ?
575
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:59,049
? 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL ?
576
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,889
? I'M NOT A TORTURED SOUL ?
577
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,969
? AND MY HEART,
BECAUSE OF THAT ?
578
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:10,259
? BECAUSE THAT'S JUST THE WAY I
ROLL, BABY ?
579
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:16,050
? AND THAT'S JUST
THE WAY I ROLL ?
580
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,629
UGH! GOT ANY MORE
HEARING PROTECTION?
581
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,430
I WISH.
582
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:28,969
[ALL CHEERING]
583
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,589
[YELLING]
584
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:31,889
HEY!
585
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,889
OH!
586
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:36,340
UH-OH.
587
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,799
JUNIOR? JUNIOR!
588
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,260
I LOVE YOU!
589
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:42,759
HEY, I WAS GETTING MOSHED!
590
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,760
YOU TWO TAKE CARE OF MONIQUE.
I'LL STOP JUNIOR.
591
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,909
OH! KIM POSSIBLE!
592
00:19:52,910 --> 00:19:55,860
SO YOU'RE SENIOR JR.
593
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,739
ARE NOT FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME
594
00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,449
AND MY FUNKY FRESH MOVES?
595
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,740
UM, NOT SO MUCH.
596
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,699
[GASPS]
597
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,700
[GIGGLING]
598
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:08,819
JUNIOR!
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?!
599
00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:10,739
I'M EXPECTING A LOT
OF OFFERS THIS YEAR.
600
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,159
I WILL THINK ON IT.
601
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,319
AHH! AHH!
602
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,030
KIM?
603
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:15,779
K.P.! WE LOST KIM.
604
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:16,700
UM, YOU DISTRACT JUNIOR.
605
00:20:16,701 --> 00:20:18,909
I'LL GO BACKSTAGE AND
SHUT DOWN THE CUPID RAY.
606
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,949
WHAT ABOUT MONIQUE?
SHE'S ALREADY MAD AT ME.
607
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,659
THIS CAN'T MAKE IT ANY WORSE.
608
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,699
? YOU MUST PAY THE DOOR ?
609
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,410
GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND!
610
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:32,449
[LAUGHING] DUDE,
WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
611
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,779
HA HA HA!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LADY.
612
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,239
WELL, YOU ARE NO GENTLEMAN.
613
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,359
[GASPS]
614
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,409
AH,
KIM POSSIBLE'S GENIUS HELPER.
615
00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:43,239
THAT'S SUPER GENIUS.
616
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,779
YOUR GENIUS CANNOT BEAT
MY EVIL OR MY TREACHERY.
617
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:51,619
HAVE YOU MET MY BODYGUARDS,
EVIL AND TREACHERY?
618
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,620
GET HIM. [GASPS]
619
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,990
THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL.
620
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,660
HUH?
621
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,159
HUH? UGH!
622
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,619
OH, NOT AGAIN!
623
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,029
[CROWD BOOING]
624
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:20,359
AH! THE FANS! THEY'RE SO FICKLE!
625
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,159
I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER!
626
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,860
[SCREAMING]
627
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,279
A SIMPLE DATE,
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
628
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280
NOT EXACTLY PARIS.
629
00:21:35,281 --> 00:21:38,409
BUT IT'LL DO.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
630
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:39,070
AWWW!
631
00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:40,989
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK
632
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:43,069
PLAYING WITH LOVE
IS A GOOD THING?!
633
00:21:43,070 --> 00:21:44,859
THAT'S BAD FOR
SCIENCE, BAD FOR LOVE,
634
00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:47,489
AND BAD ALL THE WAY AROUND!
635
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:49,699
OK, I'M DONE BEING ANGRY NOW.
636
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,569
I'M FLATTERED THAT YOU LIKE ME.
637
00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:53,529
[GIGGLES] [GASPS]
638
00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,570
WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
639
00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:00,239
THAT'S GREAT.
COULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
640
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,570
WHAT?
641
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,489
OH, WELL.
642
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,239
GUESS IT ALL WORKED OUT, THEN.
643
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:10,279
OH, GREAT. IT'S VALENTINE'S
DAY AND I'M DATELESS.
644
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,819
GRRR!
645
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:16,360
DATELESS WORKS.
646
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:23,159
WADE! HOW'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
647
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:23,700
OLIVIA? TERRIBLE!
648
00:22:23,701 --> 00:22:26,699
BUT I THOUGHT YOU FOUND OUT SHE
WAS A SUPER GENIUS JUST LIKE YOU.
649
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:31,490
SHE IS. TURNS OUT SHE'S
BUILT HER OWN CUPID RAY.
650
00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:34,409
OH, SWEETIE PEACH!
651
00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:35,529
I MISSED YOU THIS MUCH!
652
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:39,359
UH, YOU DON'T THINK
KIM HAS ONE OF THOSE?
653
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,699
HEY, RON. AHHH!
654
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:42,069
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
655
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:42,780
NOTHING.
656
00:22:42,781 --> 00:22:44,859
YOU'RE WEIRD. KIM!
657
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:46,860
SHH. I LIKE WEIRD.
658
00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:51,460
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