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[HORNS HONKING]
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OH, MAN, K.P.,
LOOK AT THIS LINE!
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WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN THE
BRICKS OF FURY I, I, I!
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[CRYING AND WHINING]
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I, I, I?
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RON, THAT'S THE ROMAN NUMERAL 3.
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MM-HMM, YEAH, LATIN AND MATH
ARE NOT MY STRONGEST SUBJECT.
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THERE WAS A TIME WHEN...
OH, THE LINE'S MOVING!
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I DON'T GET THE DRAMA.
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IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE MOVIE
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ABOUT A DISGRUNTLED
SECURITY GUARD
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WHO ENACTS HIS OWN
BRAND OF STREET JUSTICE
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USING A CINDER BLOCK,
YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL.
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CHA, THIS ONE'S GOT
30% MORE BRICKS.
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MM-HMM. CHA...
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AND I'VE GOT 30%
MORE DON'T CARE.
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COME ON, CATCH UP, K.P.
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I'M GONNA SNAG THOSE SEATS.
COMING THROUGH!
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UNH! EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME, OW!
PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME.
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AAH! BOO-YEAH! SEATS ARE SECURE.
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KIM? HOW DID YOU...
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WALKED AROUND.
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NOW TO CLAIM WHAT'S
RIGHTFULLY MINE.
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HA! THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE MISSY,
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I GOT THE ELBOW DIBS
ON THE ARM REST.
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STRESS MUCH.
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, K.P.
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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YOU JUST GOT HERE.
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SNACKAGE! HELLO? WANT ANYTHING?
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POPCORN, SODA, JELLY JUMPIES?
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[GIGGLING] JUMPIES!
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I'M CUTTING DOWN ON THE JUMPIES.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[RUMBLING]
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KIM POSSIBLE...
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[ALL GASPING]
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YOUR TEAM HERO DAYS
ARE OVER AND OUT.
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[GASPS]
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? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?
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? AND I'M HERE TO
SAVE THE WORLD ?
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? YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?
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? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?
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? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?
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? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE
ME, IT'S OK ?
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? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?
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? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? I WILL BE THERE FOR
YOU TILL THE VERY END ?
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? DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?
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? YOU KNOW THAT YOU
ALWAYS CAN CALL ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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THIS FILM HAS BEEN TERMINATED.
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AUDIENCE LEAVES NOW!
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[AUDIENCE GROANING]
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UNH! HEY!
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YOU, KEEP IT PARKED.
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HEY,
I PAID $9.75 FOR THIS MOVIE!
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GIVE HIM THE FORK. THE WHAT?
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AAH! WHAT, NO STUN SPOON?
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Both: SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE SPOON.
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UM, JOKING.
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YOU ARE A BAG OF
TROUBLE, AREN'T YOU?
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SO, DID EVERYONE GO FOR POPCORN?
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HEY, DOWN IN FRONT.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
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All: TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!
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K.P., THEY HAVE A THEME SONG.
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WHY DON'T WE HAVE A THEME SONG?
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YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE
LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
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? BA BA BA BA ?
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OR ? BA BA BA BA ?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
? AND MY PANTS FALL DOWN ?
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YOU KNOW, WE COULD,
LIKE, PUT SOMETHING IN.
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THE FORK? THE FORK.
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UH, DO WE KNOW YOU?
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DASH DAMOND,
SURVEILLANCE AND RECON.
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WOW. THEME SONG AND CLIPS.
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EXTREME WILDERNESS
SURVIVAL SPECIALIST,
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FLUENT IN 7 LANGUAGES
AND COUNTLESS DIALECTS.
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CRASH CRANSTON,
TRANSPORT AND TECH.
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PROFESSIONAL DAREDEVIL,
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ALSO SKILLED IN
EMERGENCY MEDICINE.
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BURN BERMAN,
CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT.
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THAT'S IT?
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NUMBERS ARE NOT THE ONLY
THING THAT I CRUNCH, SQUIRT.
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HEH. GOOD TO KNOW.
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YEAH, HI, CAN WE GET TO THE
WHY YOU'RE HERE PART NOW?
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TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS THE PREMIERE
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ACTION AND RESCUE
TEAM WORLDWIDE.
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NO OFFENSE,
BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU GUYS.
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OH, HAVEN'T YOU?
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I THINK I CAN
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.
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HEY, IT'S THAT GUY!
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WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
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NO, NOW, WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.
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PAISLEY.
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OUR FIRST BIG-TIME RESCUE.
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OHH!
I WAS THINKING SOMEONE ELSE.
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MR. PAISLEY WAS AN AVID
COLLECTOR OF CUDDLE-BUDDIES.
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HE HAD A FLAMINGO.
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THEY ONLY MADE...
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10. YES, WE KNOW.
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TO PROTECT HIS COLLECTION,
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HE INSTALLED A
McHENRY LASER GRID.
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THE BEST MONEY CAN BUY.
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BUT PAISLEY GOT HIMSELF
INTO A SITUATION.
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WE GET PEOPLE OUT OF SITUATIONS.
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ACTUALLY,
WE GOT HIM OUT OF THAT SITCH...
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UATION.
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YES, WE KNOW.
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YOU SEE, WE HAVE A WEBSITE.
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I HAVE A WEBSITE.
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YES, WE KNOW.
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PAISLEY NEEDED US,
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BUT THANKS TO CARELESS TYPING,
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HE GOT YOU.
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SO OUR FIRST MISSION
WAS BECAUSE OF A TYPO?
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BUT IT WORKED OUT IN THE END.
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SEE, I USED MY CHEER SKILLS...
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GUESS WHAT? YOU KNOW?
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YEAH.
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OK, SO IF YOU KNOW IT ALL,
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?
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YOUR LITTLE TEEN ADVENTURES
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HAVE CUT INTO OUR PROFIT MARGIN.
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BIG TIME.
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BUT I DON'T CHARGE
TO HELP PEOPLE.
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AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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YOU'VE HAD YOUR KICKS.
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NOW LEAVE THE HERO BUSINESS
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TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
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STAY IN SCHOOL.
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[CRASH]
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[THEME SONG PLAYS]
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MAN, THAT IS A GOOD THEME.
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RON, THEY WANT US TO JUST STOP.
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WELL, I KNOW, K.P.
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I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE
THEM TO LIKE THEIR THEME.
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HON, WHY DON'T YOU
HIRE A PROFESSIONAL?
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[SIGHS]
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I'M A ROCKET SCIENTIST.
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I SHOULD BE ABLE
TO DO MY OWN TAXES.
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NOW LET'S SEE.
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LAST NAME: POSSIBLE.
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FIRST NAME...
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DAD, MOM?
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KIMMY?
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IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SOMEBODY WANTS TO PUT
ME OUT OF BUSINESS.
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WHAT BUSINESS?
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THE WORLD-SAVING BUSINESS.
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WELL, I THOUGHT THAT
WAS MORE OF A HOBBY.
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WHATEVER.
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TO TEAM IMPOSSIBLE,
IT'S A BUSINESS.
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SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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TEAM IMPOSSIBLE? WHO'S THAT?
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JERKS.
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THEY HELP PEOPLE, BUT FOR MONEY.
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AND THEY'RE SO SMUG ABOUT IT.
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OOH! SMUG REALLY
PUSHES MY PEEVE BUTTON.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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SOMETIMES I THINK IT
WOULD BE WAY EASIER
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IF I JUST LIVED LIKE
A NORMAL TEENAGER.
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NOW, KIMMY, YOU ARE NOT NORMAL.
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YOU ARE A POSSIBLE.
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WE'RE MAKING ANTI-MATTER
IN THE GARAGE.
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OOH-SHAA!
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WHAT YOUR FATHER MEANS, HONEY...
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I KNOW WHAT HE MEANS, MOM,
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AND HE'S RIGHT.
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SAVE THE WORLD. IT'S WHAT I DO.
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AND NOBODY'S GOING TO STOP ME.
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THANKS, GUYS.
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OOH. [SIGHS] FIRST NAME...
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UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M CALLING AN ACCOUNTANT.
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OK, LET'S SEE.
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"PUPPY SITTER WANTED."
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OH, THAT SOUNDS CUTE AND FUN.
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UH-UH!
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OH, RIGHT. HEH.
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FORGOT ABOUT THE FETCH INCIDENT.
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[SHIVERS]
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"BALDING MEN NEEDED
FOR SCIENTIFIC STUDY."
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HMM.
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NO!
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OK, OK, OK.
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BUT I THINK YOU'RE
PASSING UP AN OPPORTUNITY
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TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK.
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MAYBE A HOBBY.
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OH, I KNOW!
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I CAN WATCH TV
UNTIL MY EYES BURN!
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UH-HUH-HUH!
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BAM! PROBABLY SOLVED.
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WHAT'S GOING, RON?
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HEY, K.P. EH, I FIGURED
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SINCE WE DROPPED
OUT OF THE HERO BIZ
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I BETTER FIND SOMETHING TO
DO WITH ALL MY NEW FREE TIME.
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WHO SAID WE WERE DROPPING OUT?
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UH, THE 3 BIG DUDES
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WITH THE SUPERCOOL THEME SONG.
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CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
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JUST BECAUSE THOSE GREEDY GOONS
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THINK WE'RE CUTTING
INTO THEIR BOTTOM LINE,
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THAT'S NO REASON TO QUIT.
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NO. HOW ABOUT BECAUSE THEY
HAVE A HALF DOZEN FISTS?
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GO, WADE.
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RED ALERT, KIM.
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DRAKKEN'S AT HIS ALPINE LAIR,
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AND HE'S GOING TO TEST
HIS NEW AVALAUNCHER
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ON A LITTLE SWISS VILLAGE.
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AND THE AVALAUNCHER?
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USES SUBHARMONICS TO
CREATE AVALANCHES.
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WELL, THAT WAS MY GUESS.
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WE'RE A GO. OK.
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I SET YOU UP WITH BERNICE
TO GET YOU TO SWITZERLAND.
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THEN YOUR OLD FRIEND HEINRICH
WILL MEET YOU AT THE AIRPORT.
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YOU KNOW, WADE,
IF THE SUPERGENIUS
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COMPUTER DUDE THING
EVER DRIES UP,
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YOU'D MAKE A BONDIGGETY
TRAVEL AGENT.
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NAH, I'D HAVE TO LEAVE MY ROOM.
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THANKS FOR THE LIFT
AGAIN, BERNICE.
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AS LONG AS YOU HELP PEOPLE,
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PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TO HELP
YOU, KIM.
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HMM, AND WITHOUT A THEME SONG.
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OH, COME ON!
IT WOULD BE A PLUS, AND YOU KNOW IT!
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OK, WHERE'S OUR RIDE?
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WADE, UPDATE.
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ANY WORD FROM HEINRICH?
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WHAT? HEINRICH SHOULD'VE
BEEN THERE HALF AN HOUR AGO.
244
00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,160
I'LL CHECK. IN THE MEANTIME,
245
00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:37,329
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT RIDING
ON A TOUR BUS FULL OF SENIORS?
246
00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,162
SENIORS? WELL, WHAT'S THE BIG?
247
00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:41,373
THEY'RE ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN US.
THAT'S COOL.
248
00:08:41,376 --> 00:08:45,285
I GUESS HE DIDN'T MEAN
HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS.
249
00:08:45,289 --> 00:08:45,999
I'M SORRY,
250
00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:49,039
BUT SINCE YOU WERE LAST-MINUTE
ADDITIONS TO OUR GROUP,
251
00:08:49,042 --> 00:08:52,001
WE DON'T HAVE A BOXED
LUNCH FOR YOU TWO.
252
00:08:52,004 --> 00:08:53,083
OH, THAT'S... THAT'S FINE.
253
00:08:53,085 --> 00:08:56,544
HOLD ON, KIM, WE HAD TO PAY FOR
THIS RIDE WITH OUR OWN MONEY.
254
00:08:56,548 --> 00:08:58,257
WE'RE ENTITLED TO THIS LUNCH.
255
00:08:58,259 --> 00:09:00,258
IT'S FINE, RON.
256
00:09:00,261 --> 00:09:02,300
IT HAS A COOKIE IN IT.
257
00:09:02,302 --> 00:09:03,972
Kim: RON!
258
00:09:05,094 --> 00:09:08,973
KIM,
I'M JUST SAYING FAIR IS FAIR.
259
00:09:08,978 --> 00:09:09,398
FOCUSING NOW.
260
00:09:09,399 --> 00:09:13,597
AND WE PAID FOR "A VISIT
TO A CHARMING CHEESE SHOP"
261
00:09:13,601 --> 00:09:14,940
AND CHOCOLATE TASTING."
262
00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:16,271
CHOCOLATE TASTING, KIM!
263
00:09:16,273 --> 00:09:18,102
[SQUEALS] OH, HO HO!
264
00:09:18,105 --> 00:09:19,654
I KNOW, BUDDY, BUT SOMETIMES
265
00:09:19,656 --> 00:09:22,155
FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT
MEANS NO CHOCOLATE.
266
00:09:22,158 --> 00:09:22,988
I WANT THAT BOXED LUNCH!
267
00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:26,908
LET IT GO, RON.
IT'S DRAKKEN TIME, NOT SNACKIN' TIME.
268
00:09:26,912 --> 00:09:27,991
NO WAY!
269
00:09:27,992 --> 00:09:30,701
THEY'RE GOING ON A
CUCKOO FACTORY TOUR.
270
00:09:30,705 --> 00:09:33,035
SO ARE WE. COME ON.
271
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,080
WHAT?
272
00:09:40,082 --> 00:09:42,331
WOW! IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR...
273
00:09:42,334 --> 00:09:44,044
[EXPLOSION]
274
00:09:44,385 --> 00:09:47,924
NO! YOU CAN'T STOP DR... OW!
275
00:09:47,928 --> 00:09:49,218
UNH!
276
00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:52,430
[SWISS ACCENT] TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!
277
00:09:52,432 --> 00:09:54,051
THANK YOU FOR
SAVING OUR VILLAGE.
278
00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:56,762
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE
COULD EVER REPAY YOU.
279
00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:59,014
YOU'LL FIND A WAY. OUR BILL.
280
00:09:59,017 --> 00:10:00,056
UNH!
281
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,227
WILL YOU TAKE A CREDIT CARD?
282
00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:05,600
CHECK HIS CREDIT SCORE.
283
00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:08,692
[BEEPING]
284
00:10:08,694 --> 00:10:09,813
HE'S CLEAN.
285
00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:10,195
THANK YOU.
286
00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:13,605
AND PLEASE ACCEPT THIS BASKET
OF CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE
287
00:10:13,608 --> 00:10:14,987
AS A SMALL TOKEN.
288
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:15,989
KIM POSSIBLE!
289
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,989
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT,
290
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,281
BUT THEY ARE!
291
00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:22,112
TOLD YOU WE NEEDED A THEME SONG.
292
00:10:22,115 --> 00:10:23,615
UNH!
293
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:26,958
Wade: SORRY, KIM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
294
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,868
HMM. MAXIMUM STRANGENESS.
295
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:32,079
UH-OH!
I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT!
296
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,162
OUR RIDE SITCH?
297
00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,083
NO, BETTER.
298
00:10:34,085 --> 00:10:35,163
KICK IT, RUFUS.
299
00:10:35,165 --> 00:10:37,464
[BEATBOXING]
300
00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:37,927
HUNH!
301
00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,546
? BA BA BA DA,
BA BA BA DA DA DA ?
302
00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:43,128
? DA DA BA DA BA ?
303
00:10:43,131 --> 00:10:44,170
RON, NO.
304
00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:45,381
DON'T DECIDE YET, KIM.
305
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,472
ALL I'M SAYING IS IF
WE HAD A CATCHY THEME,
306
00:10:47,475 --> 00:10:50,974
THEN WE COULD START
CHARGING SOME CLAUDE.
307
00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:52,016
CLAUDE?
308
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,018
MONET.
309
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,478
MONEY! CASH!
310
00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,519
SOME THINGS ARE MORE
IMPORTANT THAN MONEY, RON.
311
00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,642
OH,
JUST SHUT ME DOWN WITH NOBLE.
312
00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:02,564
WADE,
KEEP ME POSTED ON HEINRICH.
313
00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:04,776
PROBABLY NOTHING,
BUT JUST IN CASE.
314
00:11:04,778 --> 00:11:05,738
YOU GOT IT, KIM. [BEEPING]
315
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,188
HANG ON. WE GOT ANOTHER HIT.
316
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:07,900
WHAT'S THE SITCH?
317
00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:09,690
PROFESSOR DEMENTOR
STOLE A COMPUTER DISC
318
00:11:09,692 --> 00:11:12,071
CONTAINING TOP SECRET
HYPER-TECHNOLOGY.
319
00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:14,073
HMM, THAT'S A BAD SITCH.
320
00:11:14,076 --> 00:11:15,365
LOOKS LIKE HE SET
UP A STRONGHOLD
321
00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:17,616
ON A REMOTE ISLAND
IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC.
322
00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:18,458
WE'RE THERE.
323
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,328
NO, WE NEED A RIDE.
324
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:21,120
NO BIG, RON.
325
00:11:21,122 --> 00:11:22,410
WE ALWAYS GET A RIDE.
326
00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:23,871
WADE, WHO DO WE HAVE?
327
00:11:23,873 --> 00:11:24,463
OK, THIS IS UNUSUAL.
328
00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:28,293
WE HAVE 3 DIFFERENT LIKELY AND
RELIABLE RIDES IN THAT REGION, AND...
329
00:11:28,297 --> 00:11:29,207
AND THEY'RE ALL MISSING.
330
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,006
AND NOW I CAN'T
EVEN REACH BERNICE.
331
00:11:31,009 --> 00:11:32,508
SO WE'VE GOT 2 PROBLEMS:
332
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,669
DEMENTOR AND THE MISSING RIDES.
333
00:11:34,672 --> 00:11:35,921
WELL, 3 PROBLEMS IF YOU COUNT
334
00:11:35,923 --> 00:11:38,012
HOW DO WE GET A RIDE
TO THE SOUTH PACIFIC
335
00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:39,133
TO STOP DEMENTOR?
336
00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:40,424
[CHITTERING]
337
00:11:40,426 --> 00:11:41,845
TRUE. 4 PROBLEMS IF YOU COUNT
338
00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:46,096
HOW DO WE GET A RIDE TO
SEARCH FOR THE MISSING RIDES?
339
00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:46,811
[SHIP HORN BLOWS]
340
00:11:46,812 --> 00:11:49,850
IT'S TIME FOR SHUFFLEBOARD
ON THE LIDO DECK.
341
00:11:49,854 --> 00:11:51,433
WHO CAME TO PLAY?
342
00:11:51,435 --> 00:11:53,064
WHO CAME TO LOSE?
343
00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:54,185
BRING IT!
344
00:11:54,187 --> 00:11:55,816
HEY, IT'S YOU!
345
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:57,147
THAT'S RIGHT.
346
00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,608
LET IT GO, RON.
347
00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,029
I WANT THAT BOXED LUNCH!
348
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:02,651
SORRY YOU HAD TO ACTUALLY
BUY TICKETS FOR A CRUISE,
349
00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:06,283
BUT AT LEAST I GOT YOU IN THE
VICINITY OF PROFESSOR DEMENTOR'S LAIR.
350
00:12:06,286 --> 00:12:08,075
YOUR JET PACKS SHOULD
HAVE ENOUGH RANGE
351
00:12:08,078 --> 00:12:09,367
TO GET YOU THE REST OF THE WAY.
352
00:12:09,369 --> 00:12:10,868
THIS NO-RIDE THING,
353
00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:12,039
I DON'T LIKE IT.
354
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:12,541
WELL, ME, EITHER.
355
00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:15,000
THESE 2 MISSIONS HAVE
OFFICIALLY TAPPED ME OUT.
356
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,412
SOMEBODY STILL OWES
ME A BOXED LUNCH!
357
00:12:16,414 --> 00:12:19,793
I WAS REFERRING TO OUR
FRIENDS THAT HAVE VANISHED.
358
00:12:19,797 --> 00:12:21,086
OK, YES, THAT'S BAD, TOO.
359
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,957
WADE, WHILE WE FOIL DEMENTOR,
360
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,129
KEEP SEARCHING FOR
OUR MISSING RIDES.
361
00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:26,801
I'M ON IT.
362
00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:33,963
Ron: YOU'RE LIKE, ? BA BA BA DA DA
BA, BA BA DA BA BA BA ?
363
00:12:33,968 --> 00:12:37,177
RON,
WE DO NOT NEED A THEME SONG.
364
00:12:37,181 --> 00:12:37,931
DID IT OCCUR TO YOU
365
00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:39,930
THAT IT GIVES TEAM
IMPOSSIBLE AN EDGE?
366
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,602
IF THEY HAD AN EDGE,
WHICH THEY DO NOT.
367
00:12:42,605 --> 00:12:44,065
[CRASH]
368
00:12:50,481 --> 00:12:53,900
YOU THREE ARE
POSITIVELY AMAZING!
369
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:55,823
WHAT GIVES YOU YOUR EDGE?
370
00:12:55,825 --> 00:12:58,034
DON'T EVEN.
371
00:12:58,037 --> 00:12:59,576
THIS WAS OUR MISSION!
372
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:00,158
KEYWORD: WAS.
373
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,118
THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THIS
DISC WERE GETTING ANTSY,
374
00:13:03,121 --> 00:13:05,040
SO THEY DECIDED TO PAY US.
375
00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:07,201
AND IN ADDITION TO OUR BASE FEE,
376
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,413
WE GET A COMPLETION BONUS
377
00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:10,834
AND A PREMIUM FOR RUSH SERVICE.
378
00:13:10,837 --> 00:13:13,166
WE'RE TALKING SERIOUS CLAUDE.
379
00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:15,168
THAT'S A BIG NUMBER.
380
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:15,960
HOW BIG?
381
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,170
NACO ROYALTY BIG.
382
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,171
COULD WE GET ON WITH THIS?
383
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,253
MY LEGS ARE CRAMPING UP!
384
00:13:20,254 --> 00:13:23,463
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE DOES NOT
TAKE ORDERS FROM VILLAINS.
385
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:25,096
RUSH SERVICE PREMIUM.
386
00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:28,057
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE, MOVE OUT!
387
00:13:28,061 --> 00:13:29,100
ARRR!
388
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,060
[TELEPHONE LINE RINGING]
389
00:13:31,063 --> 00:13:32,972
HELLO,
IS THIS ZZYSSX ACCOUNTING?
390
00:13:32,974 --> 00:13:35,973
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GET SOME HELP WITH MY TAXES.
391
00:13:35,977 --> 00:13:38,516
YES, I KNOW IT'S TAX SEASON.
392
00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:39,069
THAT'S WHY...
393
00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:41,308
LOOK, I'M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST.
394
00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:44,480
I MEAN, ACTUALLY, I AM, BUT...
HELLO?
395
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:46,112
[DIAL TONE]
396
00:13:46,115 --> 00:13:47,154
YOU OK, DAD?
397
00:13:47,155 --> 00:13:49,614
TOO MANY NUMBERS.
398
00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:52,026
HOW'S YOUR CRISIS GOING, KIMMY?
399
00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:54,738
JUST AS BAD, DAD.
400
00:13:54,741 --> 00:13:55,661
JUST AS BAD.
401
00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:58,871
WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE TO
FIND ME IF YOU NEED ME.
402
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,784
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
403
00:14:00,786 --> 00:14:01,995
ANYWHERE.
404
00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:04,587
CURSE YOU, TAXMAN!
405
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,920
I'M GETTING WORRIED.
406
00:14:06,922 --> 00:14:10,000
IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE WHO
HAS EVER GIVEN YOU A RIDE
407
00:14:10,003 --> 00:14:11,132
IS NOW MISSING.
408
00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:11,674
EVERYONE?
409
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,924
EVEN SOME FROM BEFORE I
STARTED RUNNING YOUR SITE.
410
00:14:13,926 --> 00:14:16,215
LIKE SOME LADY WITH
A CAT NAMED TABBY.
411
00:14:16,218 --> 00:14:17,547
MRS. MAHONEY.
412
00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:18,259
THAT'S HER. WHO IS SHE?
413
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:21,259
SHE GAVE RON AND ME A
RIDE TO OUR FIRST MISSION.
414
00:14:21,262 --> 00:14:23,341
THE FIRST TIME WE GOT THE CALL
415
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,143
INSTEAD OF TEAM IMPOSSIBLE.
416
00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:26,554
BECAUSE OF A TYPO.
417
00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:27,146
BLEAH!
418
00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:28,226
YOU THINK TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
419
00:14:28,228 --> 00:14:29,607
IS BEHIND THE MISSING PERSONS?
420
00:14:29,609 --> 00:14:31,728
THEY TELL ME TO GET
OUT OF THE BUSINESS.
421
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:32,230
I SAY NO.
422
00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:33,850
SUDDENLY, MY RIDES DISAPPEAR,
423
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:35,441
AND I CAN'T GET AROUND
THE WORLD ANYMORE.
424
00:14:35,443 --> 00:14:36,982
AND BY THE TIME YOU
GET TO A MISSION,
425
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,114
THEY'RE ALREADY THERE.
426
00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:39,944
GETTING PAID. [CHITTERS]
427
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,986
RON,
THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.
428
00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:44,027
IT IS FOR TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!
429
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:44,660
YEAH. WADE,
430
00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:48,070
IF WE MADE A CONNECTION WITH
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE'S WEBSITE...
431
00:14:48,073 --> 00:14:49,282
COULD I TRACE IT? YEAH.
432
00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:51,863
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'RE
GONNA TAKE A CALL FROM US.
433
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:54,956
NOT US. A RICH GUY IN TROUBLE.
434
00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:58,958
[FAKE ACCENT] UH, YES,
RICH RICHARDSON HERE,
435
00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:01,081
AND DASH IT ALL IF
I'M NOT WEALTHY.
436
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,462
I'M IN BIG, DANGEROUS,
EXPENSIVE TROUBLE,
437
00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:04,834
AND DASH IT ALL AGAIN
438
00:15:04,836 --> 00:15:06,715
IF I DON'T NEED OVERPRICED HELP!
439
00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:07,588
HMM, RATHER.
440
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:09,088
OK, THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
441
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,090
WE'LL KNOW SOON IF... [BEEPING]
442
00:15:10,091 --> 00:15:12,009
BAM! INCOMING TRANSMISSION.
443
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,801
Dash: TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS
RESPONDING TO YOUR CALL.
444
00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:15,594
PLEASE REMAIN ON THE LINE
445
00:15:15,596 --> 00:15:18,224
FOR THE NEXT ADVENTURE
IN RESCUE REPRESENTATIVE
446
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,846
AND HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD READY.
447
00:15:20,849 --> 00:15:21,309
Wade: GOTCHA!
448
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,348
Computer: WARNING!
UNWANTED CYBERTRACE!
449
00:15:23,351 --> 00:15:24,351
WARNING!
450
00:15:24,353 --> 00:15:26,231
SET AND...
451
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:27,312
SPIKE?
452
00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:29,274
[ELECTRONIC SIZZLE]
453
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,696
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
454
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:33,488
Wade: YEAH?
455
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,358
WE LOST YOU. EVERYTHING OK?
456
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,320
THEY SPIKED ME.
457
00:15:36,322 --> 00:15:38,660
MY WHOLE SYSTEM IS FRIED.
458
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:39,203
EVERYTHING?
459
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,242
DON'T YOU HAVE
FIREWALL THINGIES?
460
00:15:41,245 --> 00:15:42,165
NOT ANYMORE.
461
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,535
FRIED! FRIED!
LIKE POPCORN CHICKEN!
462
00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:47,996
WADE, I KNOW THIS IS A
DIFFICULT TIME FOR YOU...
463
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,079
FRIED!!
464
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,910
BUT DID YOU GET A LOCATION?
465
00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:52,121
YEAH.
466
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:56,122
I'LL... I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU.
467
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:56,877
SNAIL MAIL?
468
00:15:56,878 --> 00:16:00,716
WADE, JUST, UH,
JUST READ IT TO US.
469
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,130
WHEN YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH.
470
00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:05,221
THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MRS.
SILVER.
471
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:07,053
WELL, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO
472
00:16:07,055 --> 00:16:09,884
AFTER I SHORTED YOU
ON THE BOXED LUNCH
473
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:12,556
AND WIPED THE DECK WITH
YOU IN SHUFFLEBOARD.
474
00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:15,138
OH, THAT'S MORE
THAN A FAIR TRADE.
475
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,770
RIGHT, RON?
476
00:16:16,773 --> 00:16:18,353
I GUESS.
477
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:21,936
THAT'S IT.
478
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:25,237
WOW, GREED PAYS.
479
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:28,438
THE 3 NICEST BOYS LIVE THERE.
480
00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:30,531
DO YOU WANT ME TO INTRODUCE YOU?
481
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,493
OH, NO, THANKS.
482
00:16:31,495 --> 00:16:34,114
WE'LL SURPRISE THEM.
483
00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:35,327
READY TO HOP THE WALL?
484
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,116
ANY IDEA WHAT'S
ON THE OTHER SIDE?
485
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:37,949
I'M GOING WITH GUARD DOGS.
486
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,948
EH, SEE, TO ME,
THEY DON'T SEEM LIKE DOG PEOPLE.
487
00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:42,951
I'M GONNA SAY ROBOTIC SENTRIES.
488
00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:45,662
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
489
00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:48,954
IS THAT HEINRICH
AND CAPTAIN LOUIS
490
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,457
IN THE HOT TUB?
491
00:16:50,459 --> 00:16:51,628
HEY, THERE SHE GOES.
492
00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,339
AHOY, MISS POSSIBLE!
493
00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:55,921
KIM, SMALL WORLD.
494
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:11,974
IF THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
495
00:17:11,976 --> 00:17:14,235
WHEN TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
CAPTURES YOU,
496
00:17:14,238 --> 00:17:15,357
I'M READY, CAPTURE ME!
497
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:20,108
CAPTURED? THIS IS AN
ALL-EXPENSE-PAID VACATION.
498
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:20,862
GRAB A FRUIT CUP!
499
00:17:20,864 --> 00:17:23,072
AND NO TELEVISION,
NO PAPERS, NO PHONES.
500
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:27,074
IT IS AS IF THE OUTSIDE
WORLD DOES NOT EXIST.
501
00:17:27,078 --> 00:17:28,617
OH, THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
502
00:17:28,619 --> 00:17:30,489
P.A.: OF COURSE IT DOES.
503
00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:32,700
AAH! UNH! AAH! UNH!
504
00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:35,121
IF IT KEEPS YOU STUCK IN
MIDDLETON, IT'S WORTH IT.
505
00:17:35,124 --> 00:17:38,163
HA! EVEN WITH THE
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET,
506
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,545
WE'RE STILL MAKING A MINT.
507
00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:41,997
AS LONG AS WE GET THE MISSIONS.
508
00:17:41,999 --> 00:17:43,088
AND YOU DON'T.
509
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:43,670
WERE WE TOO SUBTLE?
510
00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:47,300
THE CHEERLEADER-SAVES-THE-WORLD
THING HAS GOTTEN TEDIOUS.
511
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:48,423
IT'S OVER.
512
00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:50,765
FOREVER.
513
00:17:56,721 --> 00:17:58,350
BRING... IT...
514
00:17:58,352 --> 00:17:59,222
ON.
515
00:17:59,224 --> 00:18:01,012
OH, WE'RE READY.
516
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,433
RIGHT, RON?
517
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:04,564
UH, YEAH, UH, AHEM.
518
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:05,816
DEFINE "READY."
519
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,277
YOU'RE PREPARED NOT
TO GET IN THE WAY.
520
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,980
OH, YEAH, READY. HUH, YEAH.
521
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,914
OH, THESE GUYS ARE WIGGED!
522
00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:30,336
OOH, YEAH.
523
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,088
EXCUSE ME?!
524
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,588
GOOD WORK. YOU RULE.
OLD SCHOOL. HEH.
525
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,750
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE
526
00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:37,671
SOME SORT OF MASTER
MONKEY KUNG FU.
527
00:18:37,673 --> 00:18:39,462
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
IT COMES AND GOES.
528
00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:40,504
HEY, DASH.
529
00:18:40,505 --> 00:18:42,424
I'M WAITING.
530
00:18:42,427 --> 00:18:44,426
I WISH THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY.
531
00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:44,968
REALLY? NO.
532
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:47,678
I'M TOLD WE SHOULD ALWAYS
SAY THAT FOR LEGAL REASONS.
533
00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:49,640
IT SHIELDS US FROM LIABILITY.
534
00:18:49,642 --> 00:18:53,891
I THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT
SHIELDING YOURSELF FROM ME.
535
00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:54,975
SO BE IT.
536
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:56,766
DUDE, YOU ARE SO OVER.
537
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:57,977
I CAN TAKE HER.
538
00:18:57,979 --> 00:18:58,939
NO. SORRY.
539
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:01,189
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF?
540
00:19:01,192 --> 00:19:02,561
I'VE GOT A GENERAL IDEA.
541
00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:04,942
AND? DUDE, YOU ARE SO OVER.
542
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,734
LET'S JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.
543
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,618
NOBODY...
544
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,119
NOBODY SPIKES MY SYSTEM!
545
00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:15,661
WADE! WADE?!
546
00:19:15,663 --> 00:19:16,533
IN PERSON?!
547
00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:18,243
DUDE, NOW YOU ARE SO OVER,
548
00:19:18,245 --> 00:19:19,744
I DON'T EVEN WANNA
STAND NEAR YOU.
549
00:19:19,746 --> 00:19:22,875
WOW, YOU HAVE REALLY
PERFECTED THE HOLO-WEIGHT.
550
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:23,958
IT'S REALLY ME, RON.
551
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:24,539
YEAH, RIGHT.
552
00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:27,710
IF IT WERE REALLY YOU,
I COULDN'T DO THIS.
553
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:30,042
[BABBLING]
554
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:35,043
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST
TEAM OF HIGH-DANGER OPERATIVES.
555
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:38,848
WE WILL NOT BE
INTIMIDATED BY CHILDREN.
556
00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:41,090
YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOURSELF.
557
00:19:41,093 --> 00:19:42,892
I'M SO NOT AFRAID.
558
00:19:42,894 --> 00:19:43,933
YOU SHOULD BE.
559
00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:45,804
REMEMBER KIM'S FIRST MISSION?
560
00:19:45,806 --> 00:19:47,435
RON, GET OVER HERE... QUICKLY.
561
00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:50,687
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR MISSION.
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO KNOW?
562
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,099
DOES THE McHENRY LASER
GRID RING A BELL?
563
00:19:53,102 --> 00:19:56,061
YEAH. COST PAISLEY A FORTUNE.
564
00:19:56,065 --> 00:19:57,564
SO WE HAD TO HAVE ONE, TOO.
565
00:19:57,566 --> 00:20:01,065
NOTHING BUT THE BEST
FOR TEAM IMPOSSIBLE.
566
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,068
WHOOPS.
567
00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:07,163
LOOK FAMILIAR?
568
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,202
YOU ROCK EVEN MORE IN
PERSON, WADE.
569
00:20:09,205 --> 00:20:11,324
SOMEHOW I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE SHORTER.
570
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:14,375
DANGER HAS BEEN
OUR CLOSEST FRIEND,
571
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,708
BUT I'M NOT LIKING THIS.
572
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:18,039
AH, EASY ENOUGH TO DISABLE.
573
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,042
JUST HIT THAT RED BUTTON.
574
00:20:19,044 --> 00:20:23,923
ONE BAD TWITCH, AND YOU'LL KNOW
WHAT MY FRIED SYSTEM FEELS LIKE.
575
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,126
OK, MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE LEFT HIS ROOM.
576
00:20:27,129 --> 00:20:28,089
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
577
00:20:28,091 --> 00:20:29,429
NOBODY COULD GET THAT.
578
00:20:29,431 --> 00:20:30,630
IT'S... IMPOSSIBLE.
579
00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:31,841
YEAH. FOR YOU, MAYBE.
580
00:20:31,843 --> 00:20:34,763
FOR ME? WELL, WE'LL SEE.
581
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,771
IT WAS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE
THAT TEAM IMPOSSIBLE...
582
00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:48,405
COULD'VE BEEN FRIED.
583
00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:50,195
THAT WOULD'VE IMPACTED
OUR EARNING POTENTIAL.
584
00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:54,606
CHEERLEADER-SAVES-THE-WORLD THING
DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD NOW. DOES IT?
585
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:56,239
GUYS, YOU NEED TO GET WISE.
586
00:20:56,242 --> 00:20:59,031
I THINK I KNOW HOW
TO WORK THIS OUT.
587
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,613
GENTLEMEN...
588
00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:02,784
THIS IS THE NACO.
589
00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:05,866
IT LOOKS LIKE A TACO
AND SOME NACHOS.
590
00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:07,328
ALL MASHED TOGETHER.
591
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,159
[SLURP]
592
00:21:09,162 --> 00:21:09,922
MMM!
593
00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,211
SO...
DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING?
594
00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:13,923
WELL, IF BY THAT,
DO YOU MEAN ARE WE GOING TO
595
00:21:13,926 --> 00:21:15,585
QUIT CHARGING MONEY
TO HELP PEOPLE
596
00:21:15,587 --> 00:21:19,927
AND JOIN GLOBAL JUSTICE
AS YOU SUGGESTED?
597
00:21:20,431 --> 00:21:21,930
HARD TO SAY.
598
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,051
UH, GUYS.
599
00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:23,933
UH-OH.
600
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,842
YOU DON'T HAVE THIS PLACE WIRED.
601
00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:28,804
TRUST ME ON THIS: WADE
HAS THE WORLD WIRED.
602
00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:32,516
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
IS NOW NONPROFIT.
603
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,439
WHICH ACTUALLY HAS
SOME TAX ADVANTAGES.
604
00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:36,442
I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS.
605
00:21:36,444 --> 00:21:38,812
SO, WITH TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
OUT OF THE PICTURE...
606
00:21:38,815 --> 00:21:42,444
NO, WE WILL NOT START CHARGING
MONEY FOR OUR MISSIONS.
607
00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,147
OK, BUT JUST LET ME...
608
00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:44,989
OH, GO AHEAD.
609
00:21:44,991 --> 00:21:46,989
? BA DA BA BA BA
DA BA DA BA BA ?
610
00:21:46,991 --> 00:21:50,450
? BA BA BA DA, YEAH-YEAH ?
611
00:21:50,454 --> 00:21:51,993
[MUMBLING IN SLEEP]
612
00:21:51,995 --> 00:21:53,744
DAD?
613
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:54,786
KIMMY?
614
00:21:54,788 --> 00:21:55,328
ARE YOU THERE?
615
00:21:55,329 --> 00:21:58,288
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
BUT NUMBERS.
616
00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:00,411
OH.
617
00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:03,042
HELP HAS ARRIVED, DAD.
618
00:22:05,966 --> 00:22:06,705
UM...
619
00:22:06,707 --> 00:22:07,587
WHO'S THE BIG GUY?
620
00:22:07,589 --> 00:22:11,338
BURN BERMAN,
CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT.
621
00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:14,510
AND MY HERO!
622
00:22:14,513 --> 00:22:17,553
WELL, IT'S A START.
623
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:22,153
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