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[THUNDER]
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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
PER YOUR REQUEST,
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WE ARE HAVING CLASS
OUTSIDE TODAY.
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UH, MR B., YEAH,
I THINK THAT REQUEST WAS LAST WEEK,
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YOU KNOW, WHEN IT WAS NICE OUT.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
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THE BUREAUCRATIC
NIGHTMARE ENTAILED
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IN HAVING CLASS OUTSIDE?
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FEEL LUCKY WE'RE
DOING IT AT ALL!
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WE ARE SUCH LUCKY DUCKS.
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NO, THEY ARE.
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[QUACKING]
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A REMINDER...
YOUR CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMENT
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IS DUE IN ONE WEEK.
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I TRUST EVERYONE HAS USED
THE LAST 5 WEEKS WISELY.
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HUH?!
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[SPOON CLINKING]
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OH!
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YEAH!
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HEH. I WAS, UH...
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I... I WAS WORKING
ON ANOTHER PROJECT.
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D-DID YOU START YOURS, K.P.?
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UM, RON? I FINISHED IT.
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3 1/2 WEEKS AGO.
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OH, MAN,
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TOPIC.
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WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO
BE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
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YEAH, I KNOW,
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I KEPT WAITING FOR
IT TO WRITE ITSELF.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT THE AUTO...
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WELL, NEVER MIND.
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I KNOW!
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I'LL WRITE ABOUT
OUR FIRST MISSION!
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THAT'S WHAT MINE'S ABOUT.
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COOL!
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YOU CAN'T COPY IT. OH.
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HUH?
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HEY, BUDDY, THAT'S IT!
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WHAT'S IT?
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MY TOPIC! HOW RON MET RUFUS!
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DIDN'T YOU JUST GET HIM
ON SALE AT SMARTY MART?
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IT'S CREATIVE WRITING, KIMBO.
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I'LL SPICE IT UP.
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I HAVE NO DOUBT.
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[BEEPING]
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WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
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ARE YOU SITTING IN THE RAIN?
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[QUACKING] CLASS OUTSIDE.
DON'T ASK.
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WELL, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE ALREADY SOAKED,
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DRAKKEN'S GOT A NEW HOVER LAIR
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IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.
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MORE WATER? SWELL.
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FOR YOUR RIDE,
I SET YOU UP WITH...
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GLOBAL JUSTICE?
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HMM. THEY MADE GOOD TIME.
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? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?
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? AND I'M HERE TO
SAVE THE WORLD ?
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? YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?
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? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?
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? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?
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? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE
ME, IT'S OK ?
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? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?
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? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? I WILL BE THERE FOR
YOU TILL THE VERY END ?
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? DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?
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? YOU KNOW THAT YOU
ALWAYS CAN CALL ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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I'M TELLING YOU, MISS POSSIBLE,
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GLOBAL JUSTICE HAS SEARCHED
AND SCANNED THIS WHOLE AREA.
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DR. DRAKKEN IS NOT HERE.
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WADE SAYS HE'S HERE.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, WADE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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I HAD A SOLID LOCK
ON HIS HOVER LAIR
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UNTIL, YOU KNOW, IT VANISHED.
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BETTER GET A CLOSER LOOK.
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READY, RON?
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SURE.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN?
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH! OH, MAN!
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K.P.! MY SODA!
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WE'LL GET YOU A REFILL LATER.
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NO, LOOK!
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WAY TO GO, RON.
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KNOCK, KNOCK!
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HA HA. WHO'S THERE?
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INVISIBLE LAYER.
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INVISIBLE LAYER WHO?
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INVISIBLE LAYER
RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.
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LET'S BUST THE BAD GUYS.
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I'M NOT REALLY SURE THAT WORKS.
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I PRESUME THAT WE CONTINUE
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TO ELUDE GLOBAL
JUSTICE'S SEARCH PARTIES?
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IN STEALTH MODE,
WE ARE COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE!
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HA HA!
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LOOKS LIKE ONE GLOBAL
JUSTICE SKYCRAFT
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HASN'T GIVEN UP THE SEARCH.
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WHAT A BUFFOON!
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HEY!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE BUFFOON!
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I'D SAY SO. UNH!
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YOU'RE TOO LATE, KIM POSSIBLE,
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FOR WHILE SHEGO KEEPS YOU BUSY,
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I SHALL LAUNCH MY
HYPERTRONIC DEVASTATOR DRONE!
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WAIT. NO COUNTDOWN?
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NO. NO, HE'S ACTUALLY LEARNING.
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DURING THE TIME IT
TAKES THE COMPUTER VOICE
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TO COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 10,
YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO DEFEAT ME.
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NOT ANYMORE.
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UH, DUDE? IS THIS IMPORTANT?
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THEY GYROSCOPIC CONTROL UNIT!
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WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
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YEAH, WELL, WE ACTUALLY SNUCK IN
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BY CLIMBING UP YOUR...
WHATEVER IT IS.
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HYPERTRONIC DEVASTATOR DRONE.
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YES. AND I SLIPPED,
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AND I HAD TO KIND OF GRAB ONTO
SOMETHING, AND, YEAH,
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IT KIND OF SNAPPED OFF.
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WITHOUT THE GYROSCOPIC
CONTROL UNIT,
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THE DRONE WILL...
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INSTANTLY CRASH.
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YOU BUFFOON!
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AH. I DO WHAT I CAN.
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HYAH!
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AAH!
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MAYBE WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.
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GOOD CALL.
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AH, NOW I SEE IT.
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Kim: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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HOW WE LET DRAKKEN
AND SHEGO GET AWAY.
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ON THE UPSIDE, G.J.
DID CAPTURE ALL THE HENCHMEN.
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AND DRAKKEN WAS FOILED.
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NOT CAPTURED, BUT FOILED.
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YAY!
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OH, I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT
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TILL DRAKKEN'S NEXT
TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD SCHEME.
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EXCELLENT, LUTZ.
NOW TAKE THE SHAMPOO AND LATHER.
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I... I ALREADY SHOWERED THIS
MORNING BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE.
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THIS IS SCIENCE, LUTZ.
WHAT YOU DID OR DIDN'T DO
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UNDER UNCONTROLLED
CONDITIONS IS NOT RELEVANT!
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YEAH, BUT IF YOU
SHAMPOO TOO FREQUENTLY,
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IT CAN DRY OUT YOUR FOLLICLES,
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GIVE YOU WICKED SPLIT
ENDS, YOU KNOW?
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LUTZ!
DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!
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LUTZ! JUST PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT.
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I WAS JUST, UH...
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LUTZ!
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LUTZ? HUH?
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OH... HMM, LET'S SEE.
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UH, YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
CLUCK, LUTZ.
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[CLUCKING]
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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IT WORKED! YES!
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO, SHEGO,
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IS PUT DR. B's BRAINWASHING
SHAMPOO AND CRANIUM RINSE.
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IN EVERY STORE,
AND THE WORLD WILL SOON BE MY PAWN!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
ISN'T THAT... SHEGO?
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HEY! I WAS LISTENING TO THAT!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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AH, HIP-HOP. I DON'T GET IT.
WHERE'S THE TUNE?
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OH, HOW'S OPERATION
GETTING-MORE-RIDICULOUS- BY-THE-DAY GOING?
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HMM. SEE FOR YOURSELF,
YE OF LITTLE FAITH.
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[CLUCKING]
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WHAT ASPECT OF THE CHICKEN DANCE
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IS SUPPOSED TO WOW ME?
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IT'S JUST A DEMONSTRATION!
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THE POINT IS,
HIS PERSONALITY IS PUTTY TO ME.
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"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."
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AREN'T YOU BEING A
LITTLE TOO UP FRONT HERE?
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TRUTH IN LABELLING LAWS, SHEGO.
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I'M A SUPERVILLAIN,
NOT A CORPORATE SHYSTER.
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NOW I MUST PUT ON
MY MARKETING HAT
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AND MOVE SOME PRODUCT.
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Drakken: DOES YOUR SHAMPOO
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THIS?
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MINE DOES.
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DR. DRAKKEN'S BRAINWASHING
SHAMPOO AND CRANIUM RINSE.
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FEEL LIKE A NEW YOU.
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NOW AVAILABLE AT SMARTY MART,
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WHERE SMART SHOPPERS SHOP SMART.
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WHEN RON MET RUFUS: NOTES.
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RON, TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE
HAD TO COME TO SMARTY MART?
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RESEARCH, KIM.
GOTTA RECREATE THE EVENT UP HERE.
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[COUGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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OH, COME ON. I TOLD YOU, RUFUS,
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WE'RE NOT HERE FOR TOYS.
THIS IS FOR ART.
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CAN WE GO?
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OH, AND I NEED TO GET SOME
OINTMENT FOR TOENAIL FUNGUS. YEAH.
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NEED I BOTHER WITH
THE, "EW, UGH,"
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OR IS IT A GIVEN?
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SITCH ME, WADE.
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HEY, WADE, UH,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TOENAIL FUNGUS?
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EW! UGH!
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YEP, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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KIM, DRAKKEN'S UP TO SOMETHING HUGE.
HE'S SELLING A...
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SHAMPOO?
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YEAH. YOU HEARD? I SEE.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO HYPNOTIZE
ANYONE WHO USES IT
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TO DO WHATEVER DRAKKEN SAYS.
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"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."
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HMM, POINTS FOR FULL DISCLOSURE.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS,
NOBODY'S BUYING IT.
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THE PRODUCT IS A BOMB.
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MAYBE IT'S HIS
PICTURE ON THE BOTTLE.
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SO, WHAT DO WE DO?
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IF THE SHAMPOO DOESN'T
START SELLING SOON,
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THE STORES WILL RETURN THEIR STOCK.
END OF PLOT.
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WOW.
DRAKKEN IS SELF-FOILING NOW.
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SPANKIN'.
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HMM! I DON'T GET IT!
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WHAT WENT WRONG?
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HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
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DO YOU THINK MAYBE IT WAS
YOUR PICTURE ON THE BOTTLE?
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[CLUCKING]
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[GASPS]
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CAN WE CUT THE HIP-HOP
WHILE I'M RANTING?!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
WHO IS THIS ANYWAY?
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HMM, GOOD BEAT...
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DECENT RHYMES.
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AH, THIS M.C.
HONEY HAS EXPENSIVE TASTES.
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SHE'S JUST GOING ON AND ON ABOUT ALL
THE STUFF SHE CAN BUY WITH HER "BANK."
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AND PEOPLE BUY BRANDS THAT GET
MENTIONED IN SONGS, UNLIKE YOURS.
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[GASPS]
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THAT'S IT! WHAT'S IT?
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I NEED TO GET MY BRAINWASHING
SHAMPOO INTO A HOT RAP.
239
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,104
THAT'LL HOOK THE KIDS.
240
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:31,684
SAY WHAT?!
241
00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:35,943
HMM, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MENTION
MY SHAMPOO IN ONE OF YOUR RAPS.
242
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,771
YOU'D REALLY BE
DOING ME A SOLID.
243
00:09:38,771 --> 00:09:43,180
"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY"?!
I DON'T THINK SO.
244
00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,939
WELL, BUT...
245
00:09:44,939 --> 00:09:47,558
PERHAPS IF YOU TRY THE PRODUCT,
246
00:09:47,558 --> 00:09:50,677
YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND?
247
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:51,677
I DON'T THINK SO!
248
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,016
BUT THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY PLAN!
249
00:09:54,016 --> 00:09:55,765
[SNAPS]
250
00:09:55,766 --> 00:09:56,765
FOOL!
251
00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:57,555
AHH...
252
00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,134
I CANNOT BELIEVE
253
00:09:59,135 --> 00:10:00,434
YOU ACTUALLY MET M.C. HONEY,
254
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,973
AND DIDN'T GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH.
255
00:10:01,974 --> 00:10:04,803
I WAS FOCUSING ON TAKING
OVER THE WORLD INSTEAD.
256
00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:08,512
ONE HAS TO WONDER
ABOUT MY PRIORITIES.
257
00:10:08,511 --> 00:10:09,550
SO WHAT NOW?
258
00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,430
DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE.
259
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:12,799
OK, WELL, FINE, FINE.
260
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,669
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
SEE YOU MONDAY.
261
00:10:15,669 --> 00:10:17,468
IT'S FRIDAY?
262
00:10:17,468 --> 00:10:18,378
ARE YOU SURE?
263
00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:19,667
YEAH. CHECK THE CALENDAR.
264
00:10:19,668 --> 00:10:22,627
OH, NO. OH, NO. COME ON!
265
00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:26,086
IT'S FRIDAY,
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
266
00:10:26,086 --> 00:10:27,715
KARAOKE NIGHT.
267
00:10:27,715 --> 00:10:30,214
? I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL ?
268
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,503
? STUCK IN THE CANYON ?
269
00:10:32,503 --> 00:10:33,662
? IN AN ELEVATOR ?
270
00:10:33,663 --> 00:10:35,792
? DO YOU EVEN LISTEN ?
271
00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:40,461
? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ?
272
00:10:40,461 --> 00:10:43,210
? WHOA, WHOA ?
273
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,579
? HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ?
274
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:49,498
? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? ?
275
00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:51,497
? HELLO ?
276
00:10:51,497 --> 00:10:53,536
THANK YOU! HA HA HA HA HA!
277
00:10:53,536 --> 00:10:54,456
YOU'RE TOO KIND.
278
00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,535
PLEASE TELL ME WE CAN LEAVE NOW.
279
00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:59,414
FORGET IT! I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT!
280
00:10:59,414 --> 00:11:01,413
YOU KNOW,
AFTER ESTEEM GOES SOUTH,
281
00:11:01,414 --> 00:11:04,243
NOTHING CHEERS ME UP
LIKE KARAOKE NIGHT.
282
00:11:04,243 --> 00:11:06,032
WHEN I HOLD THAT MIC
283
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,451
AND LOOK OUT AT THE AUDIENCE,
284
00:11:07,452 --> 00:11:10,611
I FEEL SO ALIVE! IT'S ELECTRIC!
285
00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:12,490
YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S THE ANSWER.
286
00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:15,109
SING THE WORLD INTO SUBMISSION.
287
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:15,569
[GASPS]
288
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:18,648
SHEGO, THAT'S IT! YES! REALLY!
289
00:11:18,648 --> 00:11:20,107
NO, THIS TIME. TRUST ME.
290
00:11:20,108 --> 00:11:20,408
WHAT?
291
00:11:20,408 --> 00:11:23,406
AND HERE I THOUGHT I
WAS THE EVIL GENIUS.
292
00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:23,856
YOU'RE BRILLIANT!
293
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,275
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
294
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:28,604
WHO NEEDS M.C. WHAT'S-HER-NAME?
295
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,194
OH, NO. I CAN MAKE SURE
296
00:11:30,194 --> 00:11:32,103
THAT MY SHAMPOO IS MOST WANTED.
297
00:11:32,104 --> 00:11:34,193
OH, PLEASE, NO. I WILL BECOME
298
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,273
A HIP-HOP STAR!
299
00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:41,400
HOW'S THE CREATIVE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT GOING?
300
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,559
PROGRESSING NICELY, THANK YOU.
301
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,729
STILL HAVEN'T STARTED?
302
00:11:44,729 --> 00:11:46,138
THE CREATIVE PART, YES.
303
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,058
NOT SO MUCH THE WRITING PART.
304
00:11:49,058 --> 00:11:49,808
[MUSIC PLAYING]
305
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,437
AMERICAN STARMAKER!
306
00:11:51,437 --> 00:11:53,846
I THINK I KNOW WHY
PROGRESS IS SLOW.
307
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,265
Talent judge: IF YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR TALENT,
308
00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:59,435
I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE BITTERLY
DISAPPOINTED THIS EVENING.
309
00:11:59,434 --> 00:12:00,553
YOU WATCH THIS?
310
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,933
ONLY WHEN IT'S ON. POINT?
311
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:03,433
I DON'T KNOW.
312
00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:06,392
THE JUDGE IS SO RUDE AND...
AND MEAN,
313
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,221
IT KIND OF MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.
314
00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:09,340
THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT IT!
315
00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:11,680
THE SKIN CRAWLING-ES-NESS-NESS!
316
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,549
NOT ONLY CAN'T YOU SING,
317
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:14,430
YOUR CLOTHES ARE
SIMPLY DREADFUL,
318
00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:18,509
AND YOUR FREAKISH OVERBITE
FRIGHTENS SMALL MAMMALS.
319
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:20,388
[GASPS]
320
00:12:20,388 --> 00:12:22,466
MY SKIN? EW. CRAWLING.
321
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,427
NEXT UP, A YOUNG LADY
322
00:12:23,427 --> 00:12:27,296
WITH A VOICE THAT
COULD MELT FLESH.
323
00:12:27,755 --> 00:12:29,294
HE'S TOUGH, BUT COOL.
324
00:12:29,294 --> 00:12:30,383
WAIT. SHH!
325
00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:31,673
? NO, I DIDN'T JUST ?
326
00:12:31,674 --> 00:12:32,464
? ROLL OUT OF BED ?
327
00:12:32,464 --> 00:12:34,752
? THIS IS THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD ?
328
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,542
? DON'T BE FOOLED OR MISLED ?
329
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:40,211
? THIS IS THE SHAPE
OF MY HEAD... ?
330
00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:42,580
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE LASTED 5
MINUTES AT KARAOKE NIGHT.
331
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:46,079
WHATEVER.
SHE WILL BE FAMOUS TOMORROW.
332
00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,748
YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT'S IT!
333
00:12:47,748 --> 00:12:50,117
REALLY! REALLY IT THIS TIME!
334
00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:50,578
OH, NO.
335
00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:52,376
I'LL LAUNCH MY MUSICAL CAREER
336
00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,326
ON AMERICAN STARMAKER!
337
00:12:54,326 --> 00:12:56,415
BADA BING! INSTANT FAME!
338
00:12:56,415 --> 00:12:58,244
FOR 15 MINUTES.
339
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,665
THAT'S ALL I NEED.
340
00:13:04,113 --> 00:13:06,533
[HUMMING]
341
00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:10,990
HELLO.
342
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,820
HOW YOU DOIN'?
343
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:16,699
ARE YOU THE PRODUCER
OF AMERICAN STARMAKER?
344
00:13:16,699 --> 00:13:19,698
LOOK, BUDDY, AUDITIONS FOR
NEXT SEASON START IN JULY.
345
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,027
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M TAKIN' A STEAM.
346
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:24,406
OH, I DON'T WANT TO
BE ON IT NEXT SEASON,
347
00:13:24,406 --> 00:13:27,025
I'M THINKING THIS WEEK.
348
00:13:27,025 --> 00:13:28,025
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
349
00:13:28,026 --> 00:13:31,405
I THINK I CAN MAKE
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
350
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,733
I NEED TO COOL OFF.
351
00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:41,443
YES, A NICE SHOWER IS
JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
352
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,099
NOW, ABOUT MY SLOT ON YOUR SHOW.
353
00:13:46,099 --> 00:13:48,728
Ron: ALL RIGHT, SO,
TIME IS RUNNING OUT,
354
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,357
BUT I WILL NOT PANIC, K.P.
355
00:13:50,357 --> 00:13:51,476
YOU'RE PANICKING, AREN'T YOU?
356
00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:53,856
TOTALLY! RON, WHY DO YOU
357
00:13:53,856 --> 00:13:54,596
DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
358
00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:58,265
KIM, PROCRASTINATION IS ONE OF
THE FEW SKILLS I'VE MASTERED.
359
00:13:58,265 --> 00:13:59,354
DON'T SLAM IT!
360
00:13:59,354 --> 00:14:01,353
OH, LOOK! TV!
361
00:14:01,354 --> 00:14:05,853
OUR NEXT VICTIM GOES BY
THE NAME OF DR. DEEZ.
362
00:14:05,852 --> 00:14:06,682
OH, JOY.
363
00:14:06,683 --> 00:14:09,051
YOU, WHAT UP, DOG?
364
00:14:09,051 --> 00:14:10,300
NO!
365
00:14:10,301 --> 00:14:11,390
IT CAN'T BE.
366
00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:12,260
AND YET, IT IS.
367
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:14,259
YOU THINK YOUR SKIN
WAS CRAWLING BEFORE?
368
00:14:14,259 --> 00:14:15,179
[BEEPING]
369
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,848
KIM, ARE YOU WATCHING?
370
00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:18,468
YEP, BUT NOT BELIEVING.
371
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:20,387
OH! TOO BAD!
372
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:21,347
WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOR THIS WEEK,
373
00:14:21,348 --> 00:14:24,426
BUT YOU'LL BE THE FIRST
OFF THE BLOCK NEXT TIME.
374
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,345
AND I CAN'T WAIT.
375
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:28,045
BUT...
376
00:14:28,715 --> 00:14:30,134
WADE?
377
00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:30,754
I'M ON IT, KIM.
378
00:14:30,755 --> 00:14:31,963
I'LL START WORKING MY SOURCES.
379
00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:34,634
MAN, I WISH I HAD SOURCES.
380
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,041
THE PROJECT'S DUE MONDAY,
AND YOU HAVE A TITLE?
381
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,580
OK,
I LIED ABOUT THE TITLE THING,
382
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:41,960
BUT I HAVE A TOPIC IN MY POCKET.
383
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,630
ME!
384
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,749
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
385
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,249
CLASS. OH, RIGHT.
386
00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:46,288
ANYWAY, HERE'S WHAT I GOT
387
00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:47,458
ON OUR AMERICAN STARMAKER.
388
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,747
REMEMBER THAT BOGUS SHAMPOO
DRAKKEN TRIED TO SELL?
389
00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:50,997
UH-HUH. THE ONE NO ONE BOUGHT.
390
00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:53,956
WELL, HE'S PLANNING ON
PLUGGING IT IN HIS SONG.
391
00:14:53,956 --> 00:14:54,536
AND THE POINT WOULD BE?
392
00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:57,535
STUFF TALKED ABOUT IN HIS
SONG BECOMES HOT AND COOL.
393
00:14:57,535 --> 00:15:01,334
SO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL
SNAP UP DRAKKEN'S SHAMPOO
394
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,284
JUST BECAUSE HE RAPS ABOUT IT?
395
00:15:02,284 --> 00:15:04,912
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCH
AMERICAN STARMAKER.
396
00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:05,833
PLUS, IF DRAKKEN ACTUALLY WINS,
397
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:09,201
HE'LL GET A RECORD CONTRACT,
MOVIE DEAL, WHO KNOWS?
398
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:09,661
WHO DOES KNOW?
399
00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:11,910
HMM. WE'VE GOTTA
PULL DRAKKEN'S PLUG.
400
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,989
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY,
CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO.
401
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:16,448
MMM! NACKO!
402
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,948
FOCUS ON THE DEADLINE, RON.
403
00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:20,067
I'M WORKING ON THE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT, OK?
404
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:23,156
I WAS TALKING ABOUT DRAKKEN
ON TV TOMORROW NIGHT.
405
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,565
OH, THAT. YEAH, OK, LOOK,
406
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,485
THERE'S REALLY ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
407
00:15:26,485 --> 00:15:27,445
YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
408
00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:29,614
YOU NEED TO GO ON
THAT SHOW AND WIN.
409
00:15:29,614 --> 00:15:31,693
BEAT DRAKKEN AT HIS OWN GAME.
410
00:15:31,694 --> 00:15:32,234
[GULPS]
411
00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:34,062
THAT'S THE ONLY THINK WE CAN
DO, HUH?
412
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:34,613
THINK ABOUT IT, K.P.
413
00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:37,192
YOU BLEW THEM AWAY AT
LAST YEAR'S TALENT SHOW.
414
00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:38,771
ADMITTEDLY, I WON.
415
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,860
BUT YOU WERE A
VERY STRONG SECOND.
416
00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:41,271
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
417
00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:43,899
BUT THIS IS ON NATIONAL
TELEVISION, RON.
418
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,899
AND THE JUDGE IS SO MEAN.
419
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:48,148
KIM, YOU FOIL SUPERFREAKS
ON A DAILY BASIS,
420
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,317
AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
SOME SNARKY TV PRETTY BOY?
421
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,057
HUH?
422
00:15:52,058 --> 00:15:53,856
WELL, YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
423
00:15:53,856 --> 00:15:56,105
Judge: LISTEN,
THANKS FOR THAT SHAMPOO.
424
00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:58,684
I FEEL SO UNBELIEVABLY MELLOW!
425
00:15:58,685 --> 00:16:00,514
YOU HEAR THAT, SHEGO?
426
00:16:00,514 --> 00:16:02,223
MELLOW.
427
00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:03,223
HEY, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.
428
00:16:03,224 --> 00:16:05,892
IN THE BAG, SHEGO.
BELIEVE THE HYPE.
429
00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:08,141
I KNOW I'M GONNA
REGRET SAYING THIS,
430
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:11,140
BUT I THINK YOU MAY
HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED
431
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,889
"SO DUMB IT JUST MIGHT WORK."
432
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,099
WORD UP, SHEGO.
433
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,008
RON, THIS IS SO
DUMB, IT CAN'T WORK.
434
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:18,807
YEAH, RIGHT, CHILL DOWN.
IT'LL WORK.
435
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:21,807
"YO, LISTEN UP.
HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON"?
436
00:16:21,807 --> 00:16:23,096
I WANTED IT TO SOUND LIKE ME.
437
00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:27,466
WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT
FOR SOUND LIKE ENGLISH?
438
00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:29,044
WELCOME AND GOOD EVENING.
439
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:31,963
FIRST UP, I THINK THIS
GUY HAS A LOT OF TALENT
440
00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:33,752
AND COULD GO ALL THE WAY.
441
00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:36,042
DR. DEEZ!
442
00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:37,841
WHAT GOT INTO HIM?
443
00:16:37,842 --> 00:16:39,171
OH, OR ONTO HIM.
444
00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:40,500
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
445
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,170
SHEGO, GIVE ME A BEAT.
446
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,130
[SILENCE]
447
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,798
YES. SHEGO?
448
00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:47,668
GIVE ME A BEAT, SHEGO.
449
00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:50,167
SHEGO! [FEEDBACK]
450
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,296
FINE! HMM!
451
00:16:51,297 --> 00:16:53,166
IF YOU WANT A BEAT DONE RIGHT...
452
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,876
[BEATBOXING]
453
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,914
? YO, YO, YO,
I USED TO BE DREW ?
454
00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,953
? ONE DAY I TURNED BLUE ?
455
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,583
? AS A SWEET,
CHEWY BERRY IT MAKES ME LOOK SCARY ?
456
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,992
? THEN I PONYTAIL MY HAIR ?
457
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,911
? HE GOT ME A NASTY SCAR ?
458
00:17:07,911 --> 00:17:09,990
? AND A FUNKY FRESH FLYING CAR ?
459
00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:11,410
? NOW DRU BE DR. DRAKKEN ?
460
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,370
? SO QUIT THAT YACKIN' ?
461
00:17:12,371 --> 00:17:14,659
? THINK I'M OUT? HA!
I'M BACK IN! ?
462
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,488
? MY LITTLE SIDEKICK SHEGO ?
463
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,328
? SHE KICKS ME IN MY EGO ?
464
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,907
? GOTS A FREAKY GLOWING HAND ?
465
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,116
? MY FRESH SUPER GENIUS PLAN ?
466
00:17:21,117 --> 00:17:23,656
? MAKES ME DO MY DEFEAT DANCE ?
467
00:17:23,656 --> 00:17:25,365
? WORKED OUT ALL COMMAND ?
468
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:27,695
? AAH! IT GOT BACK ?
469
00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:29,364
? HAD DREAMS TO RULE THE WORLD ?
470
00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:31,323
? OR BUILD A BETTER ROBOT GIRL ?
471
00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:34,113
? ALL END IN REJECTION
SO AFTER INTROSPECTION ?
472
00:17:34,113 --> 00:17:36,072
? I'VE TURNED MY CAREER
IN ANOTHER DIRECTION ?
473
00:17:36,072 --> 00:17:37,901
? THANKS TO ONE ON THAT TEAM ?
474
00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:40,070
? MR. MEAN IS SQUEAKY CLEAN ?
475
00:17:40,071 --> 00:17:41,940
? THOUGH MY FACE IS STILL BLUE ?
476
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:42,900
? TELL YOU WHAT I CAN DO ?
477
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,109
? SELL YOU ALL SOME
FREAKY SHAMPOO ?
478
00:17:45,109 --> 00:17:46,728
? LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ?
479
00:17:46,729 --> 00:17:49,108
? IT'S TIME TO WASH
OUR HAIR TODAY ?
480
00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:50,567
? YOU MAY THINK I'M A VILLAIN ?
481
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:51,816
? YO, I'M JUST CHILLIN' ?
482
00:17:51,817 --> 00:17:53,686
? COME ON, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY ?
483
00:17:53,686 --> 00:17:55,475
? LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ?
484
00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,975
? I'M A PLAYER JUST
PLAYING HIS PLAY ?
485
00:17:57,975 --> 00:17:59,604
? MY PRODUCT'S IN A RAP SONG ?
486
00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:00,683
? COME TO GET YOUR WASH ON ?
487
00:18:00,684 --> 00:18:04,353
? WITH DR. D.'s
BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO ?
488
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:09,183
? AND CRANIUM RINSE ?
489
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:15,180
? FO SHIZZIE,
IT'S OFF THE HIZZIE ?
490
00:18:22,307 --> 00:18:24,966
HA! I KNEW HE WAS
ACTING TOO NICE.
491
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:27,465
AW, DON'T WORRY, KIMMIE.
492
00:18:27,465 --> 00:18:29,505
I'M STILL NASTY.
493
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:35,172
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LOVELY!
SIMPLY LOVELY!
494
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:36,961
OH, YOU'RE TOO KIND.
495
00:18:36,962 --> 00:18:38,631
BUT ACCORDING TO OUR COMPUTERS,
496
00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:40,210
AND WE DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED,
497
00:18:40,211 --> 00:18:43,880
WE HAVE ONE FINAL
CONTESTANT TO CHALLENGE YOU,
498
00:18:43,879 --> 00:18:44,839
KIM POSSIBLE.
499
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,758
WHAT?
500
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,668
UNH! HYAH!
501
00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:49,877
OH, WHERE IS KIM?
502
00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:51,916
THIS IS THE TALENT
SHOW ALL OVER AGAIN.
503
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,296
HEH HEH. COME ON! SING IT!
504
00:18:53,296 --> 00:18:54,915
SING MY PAPER? SING MY PAPER?
505
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,705
YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT
THERE AND SING MY PAPER?!
506
00:18:57,705 --> 00:18:58,495
OK.
507
00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:01,255
[BOTH GRUNTING]
508
00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:06,541
AHEM! AHEM!
509
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:11,081
? NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA, HIT IT ?
510
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,539
? YO, LISTEN UP,
HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON ?
511
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,789
? NAKED MOLE RAP IS
THE NAME OF THE SONG ?
512
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:16,789
? HERE'S THE STORY
IN ALL ITS GLORY ?
513
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,247
? AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN' YOU'LL
KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS ?
514
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:20,078
? HOW RON MET RUFUS ?
515
00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:22,866
? NEVER HEARD A CAT BARK,
NEVER HEARD A PUPPY PURR ?
516
00:19:22,866 --> 00:19:24,365
? MY DAD'S ALLERGIC
TO EVERY KIND OF FUR ?
517
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:26,535
? SO I SEARCHED FOR HAIRLESS
PETS ON THE INTERNET ?
518
00:19:26,535 --> 00:19:28,744
? SAW A J-PEG OF A PINK THING ?
519
00:19:28,745 --> 00:19:30,034
? GONNA NEED SUNSCREEN ?
520
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,153
? WHAT IS THAT? ?
521
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:31,984
? THAT FREAKY THING ?
522
00:19:31,984 --> 00:19:34,112
? YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
523
00:19:34,113 --> 00:19:36,402
? COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ?
524
00:19:36,402 --> 00:19:38,531
? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
525
00:19:38,531 --> 00:19:40,900
? WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ?
526
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,779
? YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
527
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,609
? HEY, WAIT,
I CAN'T HEAR THE GIRLS SING ?
528
00:19:45,609 --> 00:19:47,188
? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
529
00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:48,857
? YOU KICK IT ALL NIGHT ?
530
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:52,107
? NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ?
531
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,816
? I HEARD SMARTY MART
WAS HAVING A SALE ?
532
00:19:53,816 --> 00:19:56,185
? ON A HAIRLESS PINK RODENT
WITH A LONG SKINNY TAIL ?
533
00:19:56,185 --> 00:19:56,935
THAT'S ME!
534
00:19:56,936 --> 00:19:58,894
? SEEMS TO ME THIS
COULD BE A SOLUTION ?
535
00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:01,273
? THE PERFECT PET FOR MY
DAD'S SENSITIVE CONSTITUTION ?
536
00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:03,393
? SO THE MANAGER CAME
TO OPEN THE CAGE ?
537
00:20:03,393 --> 00:20:04,852
? HE SAID,
"YOU KNOW THIS PET'S HAIRLESS" ?
538
00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:06,271
? I SAID I COULDN'T CARE LESS ?
539
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,182
? HANDED HIM TO ME SAID ?
540
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:08,311
? "BE CAREFUL, DON'T DROP IT" ?
541
00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:09,520
? AND "DO YOU WANT THIS CAGE?" ?
542
00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:10,680
? NO. I'LL KEEP HIM
IN MY POCKET ? YAY!
543
00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:12,810
? WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ?
544
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:15,309
? YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
545
00:20:15,309 --> 00:20:17,428
? COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLS SING ?
546
00:20:17,428 --> 00:20:19,847
? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
547
00:20:19,847 --> 00:20:21,427
YAY!
548
00:20:30,134 --> 00:20:33,224
UNH! UNH!
549
00:20:33,553 --> 00:20:35,842
? WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ?
550
00:20:35,842 --> 00:20:38,301
? YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
551
00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:40,510
? GONNA BUY ME
SOME BLING BLING ?
552
00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:42,220
? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
553
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,130
? CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ?
554
00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:46,219
? BOO-YA! ?
? CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ?
555
00:20:46,219 --> 00:20:46,839
? BOO-YA ?
556
00:20:46,839 --> 00:20:48,627
? LOOK AT THE CAMERA,
SAY, "CHEESE!" ?
557
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,507
? CHEESE ?
? SMILE FOR THE CAMERA ?
558
00:20:50,507 --> 00:20:51,507
? SAY, "CHEESE!" ?
559
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:53,666
? WE GO TO BUENO NACHO,
CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO ?
560
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,665
? ALWAYS GRANDE SIZE,
WHY NOT, I'M BUYING ?
561
00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:57,584
? RUFUS IN MY POCKET ?
562
00:20:57,585 --> 00:20:58,415
? YOU CAN'T STOP IT ?
563
00:20:58,416 --> 00:20:59,754
? CAN'T TOP IT, DON'T DROP IT ?
564
00:20:59,754 --> 00:21:01,793
? YOU MIGHT JUST POP IT ?
565
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:02,753
? RUFUS AND RON STOPPABLE ?
566
00:21:02,754 --> 00:21:05,212
? WITH OUR BEST
FRIEND KIM POSSIBLE ?
567
00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:07,711
? WE'RE NOT AFRAID
OF ANY ATTACK ?
568
00:21:07,711 --> 00:21:09,830
? I SAY, "YO, K.P.,
WE GOT YOUR BACK" ?
569
00:21:09,831 --> 00:21:10,291
HYAH!
570
00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:12,290
? WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ?
571
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,789
? YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
572
00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:16,948
? COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ?
573
00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:19,497
? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
574
00:21:19,498 --> 00:21:21,287
? WHAT IS THAT SUPER
FREAKY THING? ?
575
00:21:21,287 --> 00:21:23,946
? YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
576
00:21:23,946 --> 00:21:26,535
? COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ?
577
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,204
? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
578
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:30,654
? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?
579
00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:32,613
MMWAH! BYE-BYE.
580
00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:33,363
B-MINUS,
581
00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:35,532
BUT I MEAN THAT
IN THE NICEST WAY.
582
00:21:35,532 --> 00:21:36,651
SO, I WIN?
583
00:21:36,652 --> 00:21:38,611
SADLY, NO. WHAT?!
584
00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:39,491
WELL, AS IT TURNS OUT,
585
00:21:39,492 --> 00:21:42,150
YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. SAYS WHO?!
586
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,359
THE POLICE.
587
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,150
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS,
588
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,488
BUT THEY'VE CONFISCATED
YOUR WAREHOUSE
589
00:21:46,489 --> 00:21:48,648
AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU.
590
00:21:48,648 --> 00:21:49,198
AAH!
591
00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:51,197
Kim: YOU MAY NOT RAP, WADE,
592
00:21:51,197 --> 00:21:52,937
BUT YOU ROCK.
593
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,695
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
594
00:21:54,696 --> 00:21:58,145
OH, WELL,
IT PAINS ME TO ADMIT THIS,
595
00:21:58,145 --> 00:22:03,644
BUT THAT WAS BOTH CREATIVE
AND AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
596
00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:06,432
YO, THE GUY ON THE
TV GAVE ME A B-MINUS.
597
00:22:06,432 --> 00:22:07,601
FINE. B-MINUS.
598
00:22:07,602 --> 00:22:09,891
HA! YOU CAN'T SPELL INSPIRATION
599
00:22:09,891 --> 00:22:11,020
WITHOUT PROCRASTINATION!
600
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,269
UH, YES, YOU CAN.
601
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:14,099
WELL, NOT THE "ATION" PART.
602
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:15,099
BOO-YA!
603
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,729
BOO-YA!
604
00:22:16,779 --> 00:22:21,329
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