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??
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Thanks for the ride,
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Colonel Dimitri.
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This is our stop.
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Uh, for once, can't we just land
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and, like, taxi to a
gate, or something?
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Please.
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I hope we're not too late.
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( Screaming )
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( bell rings )
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Kim, where have you been?
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Ruthless dictator.
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Don't ask.
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Registration for electives
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started, like, forever ago.
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Tell me there are still spots
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in photography class.
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Girl, they're filling up fast.
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RON: Hey, guys!
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Hello. A little help up here.
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Come on, come on,
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photography.
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Kim, Kim, Kim.
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You need a backup.
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And a backup for your backup.
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Now, see,
photography is my third choice.
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So even if kickboxing
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and interpretative
dance are full,
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I'm still golden.
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Congratulate me, Kim.
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I got the very last spot
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in photography.
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Photography is full?
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Is now.
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I would've preferred
interpretative dance
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or kickboxing,
but they were already closed.
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Well, then what's left?
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Home economics?
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They can't be serious.
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Yeah, financial planning?
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Mm-mmm, no, yeah,
never been one of my strong suits.
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It's worse than that, Ron.
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It's cooking.
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? Oh, yeah, yeah ?
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? I'm your basic average girl ?
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? And I'm here to
save the world ?
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? You can't stop
me 'cause I'm... ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? There is nothing I can't do ?
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? When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ?
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? Know that I am on my way ?
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? It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ?
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? If you just call my name ?
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? Kim Possible ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? When you want to page
me, it's okay ?
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? Whenever you need me, baby ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Call me,
beep me if you want to reach me ?
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? Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ?
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? Doesn't matter when ?
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? I will be there for
you till the very end ?
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? Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ?
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? You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ?
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The disappointment I feel in you
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is immeasurable, Junior.
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However,
I will be the first to admit
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that it is not your fault.
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It is not?
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There are no bad students,
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only bad teachers.
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If you have failed to become
a competent super villain,
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it's because I have failed
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to reach you.
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Fine. I do not hold a grudge.
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To remedy this,
I have secured the services
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of a qualified tutor.
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A tutor?
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You mean like the
nice lady you hired
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to do all my homework
in grades K through 12?
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No, my son, no.
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Not like Miss Bunny.
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A tutor in villainy.
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Could you move?
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You're blocking my sun.
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Lesson one... eyes wide.
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Especially to people
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who can hurt you.
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Home Ec?
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I can't believe we got stuck
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with such a lame elective.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I wonder if we get
to eat what we make?
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( Hinges squeaking )
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Where is everybody?
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We are everybody.
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( Squeaking )
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Listen up, people.
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The regular Home Ec teacher
retired six years ago,
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and nobody noticed
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until this morning.
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So, I'll be covering this class.
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Uh, where is the class?
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Present. Present.
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( Groans )
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All right, take your dusty
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and filth-covered seats, please.
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Let's get started.
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The first thing that every
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good villain needs is...?
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( Disco music playing )
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( frustrated yell )
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Hey! I was listening to that.
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Yeah,
and now you're listening to me.
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Now, the first thing
that every villain
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needs is...
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I know this one.
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An evil laugh.
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Oh, for crying out...
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Your old man has totally
warped your mind.
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Try again.
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Uh, a villainous calling card?
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A robust tan?
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Spinning tops of doom?
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You're going to slash something
again, aren't you?
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( Frustrated groan )
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The first thing that
every villain needs
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is the basic tools of the trade.
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( Sighs ): Now, follow me.
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We're going on a
little field trip.
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All right,
the first thing every chef needs
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is the basic tools
of the trade...
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Your helmet and
trenching shovel.
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Uh, Mr. B... question.
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If you must, Stoppable.
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Would you mind...
could I ask you where you,
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you know, um, learned to cook?
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It was 30 clicks
southeast of Jai Alai.
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Lieutenant Barkin,
when do we chow?
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Soon as I catch something, sir.
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( Monkey screeches )
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How else would you learn
the slapjacky's art?
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Well, when I was eight,
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my mom got me a Granny Crockett
Quickie-Bake mixer and oven set.
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Really?
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You know, I don't mean to brag,
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but my caramel turtle brownies
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were a real hit
amongst all my friends.
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All right, Granny's boy,
let's see what you can do.
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Huh?
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( Bell dings )
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Mmm! Yummy.
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( Sniffing )
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Mmm.
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Impressive, Stoppable.
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Possible, let's get cooking.
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No big.
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Hmm. Oh...!
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( High-pitched whirring )
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( yelling )
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Could we not just
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buy these items?
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No, no, no,
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criminals don't buy anything.
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Besides, this gives you
something money can't buy...
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Experience.
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Let's see, there's "mix, blend,
beat, cream, knead, churn..."
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Oh, here...
"whip" ought to do it. Ah!
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( Grunting )
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( annoyed groan )
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( frustrated growl )
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Whoopsie?
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Maybe a more competent student
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can tell you what
you're doing wrong.
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Stoppable.
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Be glad to, Mr. B.
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For someone who can
disarm a doomsday device,
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you seem to have
major mixer issues.
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Ron, this machine hates me.
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It senses your fear.
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Watch me.
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( Whirring smoothly )
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Let the beating of the blades
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and the beating of your
heart merge together.
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You and the mixer become one.
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Now you try,
and tell me what you feel.
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( Ragged whirring )
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I feel ridiculous.
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That, Kim, is why you fail.
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( Shutters clicking )
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Take me... with you.
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It's like a chocolate cloud.
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Yes, I was going for cloud.
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Well, that settles it.
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I am officially
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turning this class over to you.
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A-boo-ya!
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Wade, code red.
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Ron is now
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teaching our class.
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Tell me somebody somewhere
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needs my help.
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Actually,
it's been pretty quiet.
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Come on.
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A cat stuck in a tree?
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Anything.
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I've got a series of
robberies in Europe,
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but it looks
strictly small-time.
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Sold. I'll take it.
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As long as it doesn't
involve baking.
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I don't understand it.
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All they took was two
pair of infrared goggles.
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Two coils of climbing rope.
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Two grappling hooks.
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Two parachutes.
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All of it... every last jar.
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Oh, my pauvre Le Goop!
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Le Goop? Hmm... a clue.
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I caught a glimpse of them.
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There was a boy...
Tall, handsome,
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but a few crepes short
of a Suzette, eh?
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Let me guess.
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He was with an
older gentleman...
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Strong family resemblance?
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Oh, mais non, mais non.
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A young lady.
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She had thick,
glowing green hands.
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Shego and Junior... together?
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Okay,
hair care was not on the list.
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I have the cowlick issues.
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Yeah, uh, fine. Whatever.
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Okay, you're ready for the
next and most important step.
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Every villain
needs an evil plot.
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Take Drakken.
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His plot?
Yeah, always taking over the world.
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Always.
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Ooh, can we do that?
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No, you got to walk
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before you can run, sport.
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Let's start small.
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Oh! How about more thieving?
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Good answer.
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It would have to be
something valuable
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and heavily guarded.
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Let's see.
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Almost got something; hold on.
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No, no, don't say a word.
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It's on the tip of my tongue.
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I got it.
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Hello.
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I thought I'd look in
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and see how you kids are doing.
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I lost it.
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Oh! Father...!
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If I've come at a bad time...
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Well, yeah, yeah, you did.
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Okay, yeah, you know what?
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Maybe we just run a web search
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for "really valuable
and heavily guarded."
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O... kay.
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I am learning from the best.
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Mm-hmm. Mmm...
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Yes!
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Sweet!
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( Crickets chirping )
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Um... isn't it lunchtime?
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Yep. Okay.
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Where is everybody?
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The Home Ec room.
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I got a 12:45
reservation myself.
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Oh, got to run.
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00:10:06,905 --> 00:10:08,824
Reservation?
277
00:10:08,824 --> 00:10:10,153
Excuse me.
278
00:10:10,154 --> 00:10:12,073
E-E-Excuse me.
279
00:10:12,073 --> 00:10:13,482
Can I get through here?
280
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:14,901
Some of us actually
take this class.
281
00:10:14,902 --> 00:10:15,981
( Gasps )
282
00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:17,860
Rufus? Hmm.
283
00:10:17,861 --> 00:10:18,531
How many?
284
00:10:18,531 --> 00:10:20,109
Huh?
285
00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:21,319
( Crowd gasping )
286
00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:23,528
I call it seven layers...
287
00:10:23,528 --> 00:10:25,277
of heaven.
288
00:10:25,277 --> 00:10:27,106
( Applause and cheers )
289
00:10:27,107 --> 00:10:29,476
Mr.
Barkin, what's going on here?
290
00:10:29,476 --> 00:10:31,645
World-class dining, that's what.
291
00:10:31,645 --> 00:10:35,474
Um, but the cafeteria,
it's totally empty right now.
292
00:10:35,473 --> 00:10:36,772
Good point.
293
00:10:36,773 --> 00:10:38,892
I guess it would make
more sense if I just put.
294
00:10:38,892 --> 00:10:40,931
Chef Rinald here in
charge of food serves
295
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,310
for the whole school.
296
00:10:42,311 --> 00:10:44,140
"Chef Rinald"?
297
00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,519
This is so wrong.
298
00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:48,138
Now, don't worry, Possible.
299
00:10:48,138 --> 00:10:50,597
You'll get class credit
by assisting him.
300
00:10:50,597 --> 00:10:52,056
Somebody's got to do the dishes.
301
00:10:52,057 --> 00:10:53,466
Not likely!
302
00:10:53,466 --> 00:10:54,925
Guess you're right, Possible.
303
00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:56,264
Thank you.
304
00:10:56,265 --> 00:10:57,384
Not without your hair net.
305
00:10:57,384 --> 00:10:59,844
( Grunts, gasps )
306
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,052
( grunting )
307
00:11:04,671 --> 00:11:05,760
Yah!
308
00:11:05,761 --> 00:11:07,670
SENIOR: Ah, did I not warn you
309
00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:10,219
that he would be
a difficult pupil?
310
00:11:10,219 --> 00:11:11,838
Actually,
he's a pretty good listener,
311
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,917
once you get his attention.
312
00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:14,457
Junior? My son?
313
00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:16,216
He certainly never
listened to...
314
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,456
Love to chat, can't.
315
00:11:17,456 --> 00:11:18,915
Kind of busy here, Pops.
316
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:20,455
( Sighs )
317
00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:23,084
Oh, very well.
318
00:11:23,084 --> 00:11:25,503
Now, time for a little cinnamon
319
00:11:25,503 --> 00:11:27,832
and y'all know what that mean.
320
00:11:27,832 --> 00:11:29,121
Boo-yah!
321
00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,330
( Chanting ): Boo-yah!
322
00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:33,289
We're out of the lamb
323
00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:34,579
but I recommend the stroganoff.
324
00:11:34,579 --> 00:11:35,868
( Camera clicking )
325
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,248
Guess what, Kim?
326
00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:39,327
You're going to be my final
project for Photography.
327
00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:41,116
It's a photo essay I call.
328
00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:43,205
"Fashion Never Evers."
329
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,655
( beeping )
330
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:47,154
Hey, Wade,
what's the deal on Shego and Junior?
331
00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:48,783
What's the deal on your hair.
332
00:11:48,783 --> 00:11:49,822
Nothing!
333
00:11:49,823 --> 00:11:51,612
Shego? Junior?
334
00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:53,441
Okay, I just found something
that might interest you.
335
00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,610
I'll fax it.
336
00:11:54,611 --> 00:11:56,111
Cool. Thanks, Wade.
337
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,569
Huh?
338
00:11:58,569 --> 00:12:00,239
( Groans )
339
00:12:05,487 --> 00:12:08,936
( beeping )
340
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:10,895
( door creaking )
341
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:26,887
Pretty good time...
342
00:12:26,888 --> 00:12:27,848
for a wounded tortoise.
343
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,726
Junior,
344
00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:33,476
how about you and I work on
our evil laughs together, huh?
345
00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:35,304
Just like we used to?
346
00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,763
Oh, Father, please!
347
00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:38,473
Can't you see I'm
a wounded porpoise?
348
00:12:38,473 --> 00:12:40,382
SHEGO: Yeah, no,
I said, "tortoise."
349
00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:42,591
T-T-Tortoise.
350
00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,590
See, Father,
how mixed up you make me?
351
00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:47,181
( Sighs )
352
00:12:49,089 --> 00:12:50,049
Let's see.
353
00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,547
For tomorrow I'm feeling...
354
00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:52,757
chickeny.
355
00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:54,336
( Clucking )
356
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:57,216
Villains Digest.
357
00:12:57,215 --> 00:12:59,294
Bad guys have
their own magazine?
358
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:00,874
Complete with want ads.
359
00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:04,333
Including one placed
by Senor Senior, Sr.
360
00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:08,331
"Tutor wanted, excellent
pay, meals included."
361
00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:10,080
I bet my meals are better.
362
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,169
Hey, focus, Ron.
363
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,499
Tutor wanted, get it?
364
00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,458
That explains what Shego
is doing with Junior.
365
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,707
Hey...
366
00:13:16,707 --> 00:13:19,956
she's tutoring him just like
I'm tutoring you in Home Ec.
367
00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:21,535
Yeah.
368
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,244
Great.
369
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:24,954
So, now we just
have to figure out
370
00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:26,533
what she's tutoring him for.
371
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:27,612
Huh?
372
00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:28,702
Hmm.
373
00:13:28,702 --> 00:13:30,822
( Grunting )
374
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:42,447
Not bad.
375
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,856
Hello.
376
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,236
I thought I'd look...
377
00:13:50,314 --> 00:13:51,393
( clock ticking )
378
00:13:51,393 --> 00:13:53,983
( alarm beeping )
379
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,479
( clock ticking )
380
00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:02,888
That was...
381
00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:04,728
perfect, Junior!
382
00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:06,228
You're ready for the real deal.
383
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:16,513
The Seniors are all
about the challenge.
384
00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:18,682
They only go for stuff
that's really valuable
385
00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:19,801
and heavily guarded.
386
00:14:19,802 --> 00:14:21,471
You know,
we could just run a web search
387
00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:24,260
on the words "really valuable"
and "heavily guarded."
388
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,639
Ron... we're talking a
devious criminal mind here.
389
00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:27,798
It's not as simple as...
390
00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:28,927
WADE: Got it!
391
00:14:28,928 --> 00:14:30,137
Great idea, Ron.
392
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,376
I can cook, too.
393
00:14:31,377 --> 00:14:32,507
( Grunts )
394
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:38,634
So the most heavily
guarded thing in the world
395
00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:40,423
is a cookie recipe?
396
00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:43,372
Kim...
this isn't just any recipe.
397
00:14:43,372 --> 00:14:45,671
Granny Crocket took the
humble chocolate chip cookie
398
00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:46,671
and raised it to an art form.
399
00:14:46,672 --> 00:14:48,670
( Giggling )
400
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,749
Amp down, Ron.
401
00:14:49,749 --> 00:14:51,168
I can hear your
stomach growling.
402
00:14:51,169 --> 00:14:53,078
Not... my... stomach.
403
00:14:53,078 --> 00:14:55,037
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
404
00:14:55,037 --> 00:14:55,917
( Gasping )
405
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:58,827
( dogs snarling )
406
00:15:02,164 --> 00:15:04,623
( snarling, barking )
407
00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,452
This here is private
property y'all standing on.
408
00:15:07,452 --> 00:15:09,571
Yeah, hi.
My name is Kim Possible.
409
00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:11,070
I have reason to believe
410
00:15:11,071 --> 00:15:13,120
your cookie recipe is in danger.
411
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,909
Y'all can relax, darlin'.
412
00:15:14,909 --> 00:15:16,658
We know all about it.
413
00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:17,697
Well, hey, Granny.
414
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:20,277
Granny Crocket? No!
415
00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:21,816
You look too young
to be Granny Crocket.
416
00:15:21,816 --> 00:15:23,775
( Iaughs ): Well...
417
00:15:23,775 --> 00:15:26,154
Granny had a little work done.
418
00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:29,614
We received this anonymous
video this morning.
419
00:15:30,982 --> 00:15:33,651
SENIOR: This message
is to warn you
420
00:15:33,651 --> 00:15:36,980
that two thieves will
be attempting to steal
421
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:39,149
your chocolate chip recipe.
422
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:41,018
JUNIOR: Father,
what are you doing in the dark?
423
00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:43,188
Junior, no! The lights!
424
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:44,897
( Iaughing )
425
00:15:44,898 --> 00:15:47,266
Oh, Yankees.
426
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,145
( Hawks, spits )
427
00:15:49,145 --> 00:15:51,894
Actually, they have their
own European island.
428
00:15:51,894 --> 00:15:53,933
Ain't from Texas,
that's all I now.
429
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,432
Bring 'em on. We're ready.
430
00:15:56,432 --> 00:15:58,641
My competitors would do anything
431
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,890
to get their paws on my recipe.
432
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:05,299
This vault is two foot of
titanium, reinforced concrete.
433
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,137
Even if they could get in...
434
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:10,337
we got a little
surprise for 'em.
435
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,095
Huh?
436
00:16:13,095 --> 00:16:14,504
TEXAN: Hold up, little varmint.
437
00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:15,594
( Gulps )
438
00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:17,633
Infrared beams.
439
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:20,502
Back up, Rufus.
440
00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:22,041
So you see, kids,
441
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:25,041
my recipe is as heavily
guarded as can be.
442
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,039
Much as we all appreciate
all of y'alls concern,
443
00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:30,289
we just fine on our
own, little missy.
444
00:16:32,537 --> 00:16:35,826
He did not just call
me, "little missy."
445
00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:37,665
Free samples, Kim.
446
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:39,164
Life is good.
447
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,744
Wade, pull up everything you can
448
00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:43,873
on Granny Crocket's
security systems.
449
00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:45,412
Done and done. What's your plan?
450
00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:48,701
Little missy's going to
get to that cookie recipe
451
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:50,581
before Shego and Junior do.
452
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,576
Good, right on schedule.
Hold it right there!
453
00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:01,275
Okay, we practiced this.
454
00:17:01,276 --> 00:17:02,735
Just a gentle toss.
455
00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:05,114
( Metallic clanking )
456
00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:06,904
SHEGO: Perfect. Now the hounds.
457
00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:11,732
You'd think they'd be
wise to the steak trick.
458
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,690
( Dogs barking )
459
00:17:13,691 --> 00:17:15,860
( snarling )
460
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,359
Yeah, they're just dumb animals.
461
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:18,938
Unlike us. Yes!
462
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,688
( Dogs growling )
463
00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:27,225
Not bad.
464
00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:28,474
I learned from the best.
465
00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:30,934
Oh, well, that's so sweet.
466
00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:40,889
SHEGO: Okay, S.S.J.,
467
00:17:40,889 --> 00:17:42,799
you got exactly two
minutes, starting now.
468
00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:46,347
( Grunts )
469
00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:48,257
I've got it.
470
00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:51,135
A plus. Let's bolt.
471
00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:53,134
This is a very
strange secret recipe.
472
00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:54,553
What?
473
00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:56,053
"You are so busted."
474
00:17:56,053 --> 00:17:59,632
Shouldn't there be some
mention of flour, or eggs?
475
00:17:59,632 --> 00:18:00,592
Let me see that.
476
00:18:00,592 --> 00:18:01,880
This isn't...
477
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,840
KIM: The recipe? ( gasps )
478
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,500
Rufus, go.
479
00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,587
( Grunts ): Ta-da!
480
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,707
( Alarm sounding )
481
00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:12,627
And everything
was going so well.
482
00:18:14,546 --> 00:18:16,206
( Grunting )
483
00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:27,700
That's a cool outfit, guy.
484
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,909
You think so?
485
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,119
I fear it makes me look
beefy in the bootie,
486
00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:32,488
if you know what I mean.
487
00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:34,907
I do and it doesn't.
488
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,156
You are too kind.
489
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,447
Now I must attack!
490
00:18:39,156 --> 00:18:40,865
( Grunts )
491
00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:43,364
Okay,
Junior's got some new moves.
492
00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,233
Maybe I've got some new
moves, too.
493
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:46,772
Really?
494
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:47,442
Really?
495
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:50,072
( Karate yells )
496
00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:54,729
( karate yells continue )
497
00:18:54,729 --> 00:18:56,028
( karate yells )
498
00:18:56,029 --> 00:18:58,148
Those are the same old moves!
499
00:18:58,148 --> 00:19:00,398
( Grunting )
500
00:19:04,565 --> 00:19:06,184
( yells )
501
00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:08,354
SHEGO: You know, I've discovered
502
00:19:08,354 --> 00:19:09,314
the joys of teaching.
503
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,182
It's very satisfying.
504
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:12,311
( Karate yells )
505
00:19:12,312 --> 00:19:13,722
( sighs )
506
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,219
Ooh, smell that?
507
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:19,220
Vanilla.
508
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,968
Mmm. 'Nilla.
509
00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:22,598
( Yelling )
510
00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:25,596
No where to run, Ron Stoppable.
511
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,216
Let me show you
some other things
512
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,555
I have learned. ( screams )
513
00:19:29,555 --> 00:19:30,924
( Rufus muttering )
514
00:19:30,924 --> 00:19:32,303
( beeping )
515
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,513
( laughs )
516
00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:35,673
RON: Don't forget the sprinkles!
517
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:41,710
( Gasps )
518
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:45,209
( bubbling )
519
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,209
( gasps )
520
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,546
( Kim grunting )
521
00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:53,915
Huh, 14 settings to choose from.
522
00:19:53,915 --> 00:19:56,504
How does whipped
Possible sound to you?
523
00:19:56,504 --> 00:19:58,163
Ooh, or maybe minced Possible.
524
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:01,162
Fourteen settings?
525
00:20:01,162 --> 00:20:02,162
You know what,
526
00:20:02,163 --> 00:20:04,501
a Kimmie frappe
sounds just right.
527
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:05,501
( Gasps )
528
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,039
Aah!
529
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,289
Have a nice spin.
530
00:20:15,656 --> 00:20:17,035
( Kim coughs )
531
00:20:17,036 --> 00:20:19,655
Kim, do not fear the mixer.
532
00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:22,993
Let the beating of the blades
533
00:20:22,993 --> 00:20:25,282
and the beating of your
heart merge together.
534
00:20:25,282 --> 00:20:27,441
You and the mixer
535
00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:30,361
become one.
536
00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:40,357
( Iaughs evilly )
537
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,644
( gasps )
538
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:49,892
( grunting )
539
00:20:49,892 --> 00:20:51,641
Junior isn't the only
one who's been tutored.
540
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,601
Ironic, no?
541
00:20:52,602 --> 00:20:53,850
RON: You know what?
542
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:55,099
They belong together.
543
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,810
Hah. In jail.
544
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,306
So, do I pass or fail?
545
00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:05,307
SENIOR: You both fail.
546
00:21:06,925 --> 00:21:10,425
Young lady, we will no longer
be in need of your services.
547
00:21:12,713 --> 00:21:15,553
Have it your way, Pops.
( beeping )
548
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:21,670
I've already made
other arrangements.
549
00:21:24,508 --> 00:21:26,338
Mmm...
550
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,086
You changed my life!
551
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:30,545
I will never forget you!
552
00:21:30,545 --> 00:21:32,754
SENIOR: And now, my son,
553
00:21:32,755 --> 00:21:37,754
we will return home and polish
our evil laughs together, huh?
554
00:21:37,753 --> 00:21:40,332
Oh, won't that be nice, huh?
555
00:21:40,331 --> 00:21:42,870
Too bad about your restaurant.
556
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:45,789
Yeah, well, when the health
inspector saw a live rodent,
557
00:21:45,789 --> 00:21:49,158
you know, serving the food...
the die was cast.
558
00:21:49,158 --> 00:21:50,997
Oh, oh, sorry.
559
00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:52,616
Bright side, I hear that,
560
00:21:52,616 --> 00:21:54,955
like, half the student body
wants to get into Home Ec now.
561
00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:56,994
And Photography is wide
open, you could jump ship.
562
00:21:56,995 --> 00:21:59,655
Nah. I think I'm going
to stick it out here.
563
00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:04,901
Hey... not too shabby, K.P.
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00:22:04,901 --> 00:22:06,780
I'm seeing major improvement.
565
00:22:06,781 --> 00:22:08,400
No big.
566
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,820
I've got a great tutor.
567
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:15,420
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