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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,734 Latin lover narrator: Hey, you guys. 2 00:00:01,736 --> 00:00:02,735 Welcome back. 3 00:00:02,737 --> 00:00:03,769 When jane was young, 4 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:05,137 Her grandmother taught her 5 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:07,106 To protect her flower. 6 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,609 And so, jane waited. 7 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,745 Which wasn't always easy. 8 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:14,480 This was jane's fiancé michael. 9 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,081 He's a detective. 10 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,384 Their life was perfectly on track until... 11 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,219 Oh, there you are, dr. Alver. 12 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,187 You have an insemination in seven and a pap in eight. 13 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,189 I got it. Latin lover narrator: She does not "got it." 14 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,058 Are you ready for your insemination? 15 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,726 Hi, yes! 16 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,795 I artificially inseminated the wrong woman. 17 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,797 Latin lover narrator: And the father to be? 18 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:35,034 Rafael solano, the rich owner of the marbella hotel. 19 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:37,569 See, rafael had cancer 20 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:40,272 So it was his very last sperm sample... Or so he thought. 21 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,774 But guess what happened? 22 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:44,076 Jane and rafael, they fell in love. 23 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:46,111 So, jane broke up with michael. 24 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:48,213 And rafael broke up with petra. 25 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:51,183 Until rafael started spiraling and broke up with jane... 26 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,719 Which for the record, he really regrets. 27 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,654 Also full of regrets? Petra. 28 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:58,223 See, she owns part of rafael's hotel, 29 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,592 But she doesn't have the one thing she really wants. 30 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,461 Rafael. So, when this happened... 31 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,662 Diane: Your husband's sperm sample 32 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,464 Was split into two vials. 33 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,499 One was misplaced. We just found it. 34 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,735 ...She naturally took it herself. 35 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,171 I know, straight out of a telenovela, right? 36 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,306 Well, imagine this-- 37 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,642 Jane's father was international telenovela star 38 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,710 Rogelio de la vega. 39 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,180 And he reconnected with her mother xiomara. 40 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,148 And remember detective michael? 41 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,616 Well, he was on the hunt 42 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,819 For sin rostro, a notorious crime boss 43 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:29,721 Who ran a plastic surgery ring, changing criminals' faces. 44 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:33,158 And sin rostro turned out to be rafael's stepmother rose. 45 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,794 And she disappeared and who knows what she looks like now? 46 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,664 (whistling) I know, omg, right? 47 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,332 And speaking of omg, 48 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,700 Jane had her baby. 49 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,135 A beautiful boy named mateo, 50 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,837 And then, this happened... 51 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,772 Bye, mateo. 52 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,510 (whistling) 53 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,779 Which, I'm afraid, is where we left off. 54 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,747 (tires squealing) 55 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,563 To give some context, 56 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,232 Last night's episode of the miracles of mariana 57 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:16,301 Ended with quite the frightening cliffhanger. 58 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,742 Jane: Yeah, but, 59 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,278 I just don't know if I can stomach all the ups and downs. 60 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,513 Then don't watch. 61 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,814 Of course I'm watching. 62 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,450 (theme song playing) 63 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,518 Did you make me...? 64 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,785 Turn it up, ma. 65 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,387 (shushes) (speaks spanish) 66 00:02:38,411 --> 00:02:44,411 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 67 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,420 Latin lover narrator: Jane would think about 68 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,756 That theme song briefly when she was told 69 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,926 The worst news ever. 70 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:16,228 But that hasn't happened yet. 71 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,963 You see, we're only... 72 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:24,937 Jane: Definitely not that one. 73 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,305 Wait, what's wrong with this one? 74 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,706 Well, he's got a hat on. 75 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,840 We got to send one out that shows his hair. 76 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:29,841 He's known for his hair. 77 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:30,909 He's known for his hair? 78 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,377 Well, he will be when we 79 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,779 Send out the birth announcement. 80 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,447 Hey, what are you two doing over there? 81 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,549 Nothing. I agree. 82 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,252 Just discussing their drunken wedding night in vegas. 83 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,888 Where's mateo? Matelio. 84 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,390 How long's the hearing test take anyway? 85 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,959 He's only been gone nine minutes. 86 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,260 You timed it? 87 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,595 We're on a nursing schedule. 88 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:50,729 You have to keep track. 89 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,464 When he eats, which boob, 90 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,765 How long? 91 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,766 Mom, it's helpful. 92 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,235 Hey, there. Hi. 93 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:57,970 I'm here to take mateo for his hearing test. 94 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,271 Oh, another nurse took him. 95 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:00,973 Really? Who? 96 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,574 Helen, her name was. 97 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,777 There's no nurse in maternity named helen. 98 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,752 It should be noted that moments before 99 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,988 Getting the call that would change everything, 100 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,423 Michael was feeling... Well, I'll be honest-- 101 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,759 A little blue. 102 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,327 You okay, buddy? 103 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,529 Oh, yeah. 104 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,964 Just, uh, I don't know, 105 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,367 A little blue. (chuckles) 106 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,935 Yeah. Me, too. 107 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,004 I got passed over for a promotion. 108 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:33,572 Again. 109 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,408 Ah, that sucks. 110 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,877 My ex-fiancée was, uh, accidentally 111 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,746 Artificially inseminated with the sperm 112 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,048 Of this rich hotel owner, who she just happened 113 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,883 To have a crush on in high school. 114 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,419 And they had their baby tonight, so... 115 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,356 Wow. You win. 116 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,725 (cell phone rings) 117 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,294 Hello. 118 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,995 Rose: Hello, detective cordero. 119 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,065 Rose? 120 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:03,001 Or sin rostro. 121 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,971 (chuckles): I always did love a good play on words. 122 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,439 Why are you calling? 123 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,474 Because I have something you want. 124 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,842 I want answers! That's what I want! 125 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,544 Where is our son?! We don't know. 126 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,479 The baby's not in the hospital. 127 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,014 And I've just got word that surveillance tapes 128 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,517 Show the woman, the one jane described... 129 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,419 According to his chart, he hasn't had his hearing test. 130 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,753 Oh, it was a full house earlier. I'm sorry. 131 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,555 No problem. I'll take him. 132 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,723 ...She's on surveillance leaving the building. 133 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,391 We've called the police 134 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:27,526 And we've issued an amber alert. 135 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,994 Rogelio: I'll retweet it. 136 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,096 Xiomara: Jane, honey? 137 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,531 Latin lover narrator: Which brings us here now, 138 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,466 To that moment I mentioned, 139 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,368 When jane wished for a theme song. 140 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,403 Something to tell her it would be all right. 141 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,605 But there wasn't a theme song. 142 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,040 There was only... 143 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,710 (cell phone ringing) 144 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,847 Michael? 145 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,015 Hey. Michael, someone took him. 146 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,583 Someone took mateo. 147 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:52,951 Jane, I-I need you to listen to me for a second. 148 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,519 Are you listening? What is happening? 149 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,556 Jane, listen, I need you to clear out the room. 150 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,091 I know who has mateo and I know how to get him back. 151 00:05:59,093 --> 00:06:00,926 (gasping) 152 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:06,698 Wait, rose? 153 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,667 I don't understand. 154 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:09,935 What does she want? 155 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,636 Rose: Let's call it a trade. 156 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,405 I had a dragonfly broach. 157 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,643 Luisa took it when we last saw each other. 158 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:21,580 (moaning) 159 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,782 And it was of real value. 160 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,952 Apparently, it was logged into evidence at your police station. 161 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:30,155 Get it out and I'll give you mateo. 162 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,556 Rafael: Do the police even do that? 163 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,125 Do they make trades? It doesn't matter. 164 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:35,660 This can't be official. She said just me. 165 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:36,962 What?! Look, following her instructions 166 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,730 Is the quickest, safest way to get mateo back. 167 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,098 And that is all I want. 168 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,901 You know that's all I want. 169 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,637 I trust him, please. 170 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,807 Fine, but I am going with you. 171 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,442 Okay. Me, too! 172 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,677 Wait, what? 173 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:53,712 No, you just gave birth. 174 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,147 Yeah, exactly. 175 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:56,681 I'm his mother. 176 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:58,517 And I have to feed him in 92 minutes. 177 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,519 So I'm not gonna just sit here and wait. 178 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,788 I'm going. End of story. 179 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,890 (theme song playing) 180 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,659 I'm just gonna need a hand out of bed. 181 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,661 Grab those wipes. 182 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,630 And-and grab that burp cloth. 183 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,131 Oh, and I need pants. 184 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,901 Hey, can you grab me that bag of, um, 185 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,603 Adult diapers? 186 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,672 All right, let's go! 187 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,741 (groaning) 188 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,485 81 minutes; mateo has to eat in 81 minutes. 189 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:36,021 Just answer me-- did you take the pin? 190 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,156 You don't have it? 191 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,691 You're not gonna get in trouble. 192 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,193 Did you take the pin? 193 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,627 We'll be right there. 194 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,662 Wait, where are we going? 195 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,729 Who has it? Your sister. 196 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:45,931 Luisa?! (gasps) 197 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,666 Latin lover narrator: No, not luisa! 198 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,168 Rafael: Luisa, calm down. 199 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,242 Ah, who am I kidding? 200 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,580 Where is the pin? 201 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,616 I w-went to get it 202 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,685 And... 203 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,263 What's that, babe? 204 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:24,970 Oh, nothing. 205 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,238 The police just wanted 206 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,806 Something to do with rose. 207 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,841 Your ex-girlfriend? 208 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,710 Um, it's some, like, evidence thing. 209 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:34,679 You kept a box of her stuff? 210 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,615 No! 211 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,816 Okay, yeah, but... 212 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,584 They-they were just cataloging so much, 213 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:40,652 I didn't think that they would miss it. 214 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,686 You saved things from your 215 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,921 Psychopath ex-girlfriend?! 216 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,689 Okay, first of all, she's not a psychopath. 217 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,758 She's a sociopath. Oh, my god! 218 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,094 You're still hung up on her! No, juicy, I swear, I'm not. 219 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,595 I'm really not. 220 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:51,763 Will you just please give that back? 221 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,064 No! No friggin' way! 222 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,065 Juicy! Juicy! No! 223 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,233 Wait! 224 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,135 No! 225 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,308 Oh, no! 226 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,910 (moaning) 227 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,112 Oh! 228 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,848 (jane sighs) 229 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,917 Latin lover narrator: Go. Go! 230 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,739 (gasps) 231 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,875 Guys, I got it! 232 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,777 (grunts) come on! 233 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,845 Hurry up and get out of the pool! 234 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,881 Xiomara: She'll call. 235 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,749 The minute jane has him, she'll call. 236 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,051 (phone chimes) 237 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,285 (gasps) 238 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,754 (sighs) just gloria estefan. 239 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,890 She wants to know if there's anything she can do. 240 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,779 Give me the baby. 241 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,314 Latin lover narrator: Ah, yes. 242 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,216 You remember nadine, right? 243 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,159 Do you at least understand now why I went to work for her? 244 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,929 This, this is what she does, michael. 245 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,398 She makes it so that you can't say no. (baby fusses) 246 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,300 Give me mateo. 247 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,303 Where's the pin? 248 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,108 Do you even want to know what's on the chip inside? 249 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,943 No. 250 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,112 All of the faces sin rostro changed-- 251 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,813 Crime bosses, drug lords. 252 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,249 It's a record of what they looked like before 253 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,418 And what they look like now. 254 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,287 Still want to trade? 255 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,656 Yes. 256 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,290 Huh. 257 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,426 Rose was right. 258 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,929 See, I wasn't so sure you would do it. 259 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,934 Oh, my god. 260 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,337 Oh! Go! Run! 261 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,006 Latin lover narrator: And so, rafael ran. 262 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,109 (baby fussing) and then, even though 263 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,444 She shouldn't have been physically able to, 264 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,213 Jane ran, too. 265 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,849 Well, we'll call it running, that thing she's doing. 266 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,219 The point is jane made it to her son. 267 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,854 Oh, you're okay. 268 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,090 You're okay. Mommy's here. 269 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,093 Aww, and they all lived 270 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,295 Happily ever after. 271 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,230 Well, except for jane. 272 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,233 And rafael and michael. 273 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,235 And things are really screwed up with luisa, 274 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,372 And xo and ro, and don't get me started on petra. 275 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,041 Anyway, let's just enjoy this moment. 276 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,777 Because it won't last. 277 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,145 It's okay. 278 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,884 Latin lover narrator: And so, 279 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,753 Mateo gloriano rogelio solano villanueva 280 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,289 Had quite a dramatic first night, 281 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,925 Causing enough worry for a lifetime. 282 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,060 So he was gone 142 minutes... 283 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,962 A fact his mother would remind him 284 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,731 When, at 16, 285 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,999 He was nearly two hours late for his curfew. 286 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,502 ...Which is only 20 minutes from when I would have fed him. 287 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,738 But that's the distant future. 288 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,907 Right now, jane just wanted to hear two little words. 289 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,209 He looks great. 290 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,077 He's fine. Oh! 291 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,345 That's what I was thinking, 292 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,880 But "he looks great" works, too. 293 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,081 I'm sorry, I'm just so happy. 294 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,850 Doctor: So let's get him on the scale, huh? 295 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:32,917 Okay. 296 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,419 (squeals) 297 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,987 Okay, looks like 298 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,522 He's six pounds and nine ounces. Wait, what? 299 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,224 He was seven pounds when he was born. 300 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,092 Why would he lose weight? Well, it can actually take babies 301 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,027 Up to two weeks to get back up to their birth weight, 302 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,063 Which is why I'm not too concerned. 303 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,132 Oh, you can get him now. 304 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,436 Okay, so you're not too concerned. 305 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,404 Does that mean that you're a little concerned? 306 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,906 Latin lover narrator: Observe jane 307 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,107 Trying not to panic. 308 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,910 Well, that's about ten percent already, 309 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,812 So it's at the outer limits of normal, 310 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,280 But you're nursing. 311 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,048 So it's likely your milk just hasn't come in. 312 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,116 Should we get him a bottle, maybe? 313 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,818 No, I really want nursing to work. 314 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,987 No, I just mean in the meantime. 315 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:09,988 Bottles can get in the way. 316 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,322 It's a supply and demand thing. 317 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,124 The more the baby eats, the more she makes. 318 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,094 Look who was paying attention in lactation class. 319 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,529 Oh, right, 320 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,497 The one he was too busy to come to. 321 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,132 There could also be nipple confusion. 322 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,134 Mom, now you're just showing off. 323 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,537 Observe rafael trying to pretend he knows 324 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,906 What nipple confusion is. 325 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:28,973 It means that mateo can get confused 326 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,542 Between the bottle and the breast 327 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,111 And the concern is that he would prefer the bottle. 328 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,180 Just try to contribute something, man. 329 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,115 Not if he's my son. 330 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,151 Ooh, not that. 331 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,052 So, how's the nursing been going? 332 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,287 I thought okay, 333 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,454 Just short. 334 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,889 He falls asleep pretty quickly. 335 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:45,990 Oh, you have to nip that in the bud. 336 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,992 Wake him up, wet washcloth 337 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,894 To his cheeks and his feet. Got it. 338 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,198 Is there anything else that you can think of off hand? 339 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,033 Maybe we can take another class together. 340 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,035 Mom, you were rolling your eyes the entire class. 341 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,236 No, not the whole time. 342 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,938 Let's go. I'm in. 343 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,140 Sounds like a plan. Let's weigh mateo again 344 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,209 In the next few days and see where he's at, okay? 345 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,978 Okay. But you're okay. 346 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,313 Armstrong: You know, it's a damn miracle. 347 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,181 A woman changing her mind, 348 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,916 Leaving the baby at a church like that. 349 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,952 Yeah, no kidding. 350 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,154 Anyway, I got to head out. 351 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,455 Yeah, one last thing. 352 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,058 Nadine hanson's tracker was disabled last night. 353 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,326 One last thing, 354 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,628 Tell nadine to toss her cell. 355 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,597 Can't help wondering if someone tipped her off 356 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,165 On our side. 357 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,233 What are you implying? 358 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,034 You were partners. I have to ask. 359 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,936 I'm the one who planted that tracker. 360 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:34,939 You know how important catching sin rostro is to me. 361 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,207 Latin lover narrator: This was true, 362 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,609 Second only to... 363 00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:40,011 Go home, shower. I'm just gonna go feed him. 364 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,179 And sleep. 365 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,280 She needs to sleep. 366 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,115 Look, we've got to try 367 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,117 To get back to normal, right? 368 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,152 Yeah, right. 369 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,487 But it didn't feel right. 370 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,289 Mr. Solano. 371 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,495 Hi. Didn't expect to see you here so soon. 372 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,663 I'm not really here, scott. 373 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,531 Just wrapping up some loose ends. 374 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,901 You know, petra's taking care of that meeting with the bank. 375 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,037 Gotcha. So should I just wake her, then, or...? 376 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,106 What? 377 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,276 Ah, yes, petra. 378 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,982 Petra. 379 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,119 Petra? Latin lover narrator: You know what? 380 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,221 It's been a while since we last saw petra. 381 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,356 I should catch you up. 382 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,929 Last night, after stealing her ex-husband's sperm, 383 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,932 Petra did what any reasonable person would do. 384 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,968 She drunk dialed her mother. 385 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,237 After being hung up on three times 386 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,940 By the north miami-dade women's correction institution, 387 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,009 Petra decided to make a pro-con list. 388 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,231 Well, there was just the one. 389 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,272 Uh-oh. Beer goggles. 390 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,506 Rafael: Come on, baby, 391 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,475 You know you want me. 392 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,445 Petra! 393 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,181 (sighs) 394 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,283 What is this? 395 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,685 Rafael, wait... You and luisa 396 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,253 Have a meeting with the bank in an hour. 397 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,089 Obviously, I don't want my sister to talk... 398 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,156 Have you been drinking? 399 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,159 It's been an emotional night. 400 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,161 (clears throat) 401 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,231 How's your son? 402 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,233 He's... 403 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,202 Great. 404 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,637 Great. 405 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:51,042 I have the meeting under control, okay? 406 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,410 Anything else? 407 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,678 No. 408 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,147 Thank you, petra. 409 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,550 I'll say this. 410 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,420 The girl's got spunk. 411 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,323 Hey. 412 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,457 Why aren't you sleeping? 413 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,327 I'm not tired. 414 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,529 What if I hold him? 415 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:15,033 You think you'll be able to sleep then? 416 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,202 Yeah. 417 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,271 Mmm. 418 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,446 I'm not tired, ma. Ah. 419 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,584 (cries) 420 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,261 (whispers): Mi amor. 421 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,466 (sighs) 422 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,336 It's over, right, mom? 423 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,107 Yes. It's over. 424 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,342 Totally over. 425 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,345 And so jane closed her eyes, 426 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:04,415 And for the first time since giving birth, 427 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,584 She slept. 428 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,353 For eight and a half minutes. 429 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,288 (distant clamoring) 430 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,623 Do you hear that? 431 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:22,667 I think I know that sound. 432 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,270 (gasps) 433 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,575 (indistinct clamoring) 434 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,410 Whoa... 435 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,613 (clamoring continues) 436 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,516 Okay, so maybe it's not totally over. 437 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,757 (clamoring) rogelio: I don't understand. 438 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,793 How did this happen? Reporter (on tv): It all began 439 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,394 When international telenovela star 440 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:53,798 Rogelio de la vega retweeted an amber alert 441 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,800 That his grandchild was kidnapped. 442 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,303 He then tweeted the baby's safe return. 443 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:11,182 From there, the story got really #crazy. 444 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,819 See, when you google the name jane villanueva, this comes up. 445 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,820 Oh, no. 446 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,457 Could this be a modern-day miracle? 447 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,626 No! Yes. 448 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,860 She was a teacher in our school. 449 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,362 And you exploited me! 450 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,796 And we believed in her. 451 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,832 Especially when things started happening. 452 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,568 Things? What things? I have no idea. 453 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,203 We tried to get pregnant for seven years. 454 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,805 I'm not sure. 455 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,806 And then I hugged jane. 456 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,308 No... 457 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,676 We're due in three months. 458 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,278 Ever heard of a coincidence, lady? 459 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,880 Abuela! (growls) 460 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,216 Reporter: And it gets stranger. Apparently, jane went into labor 461 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,585 On the 125 bus line. 462 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,320 Let's meet the woman who assisted her, 463 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,555 The angel, gabriel. 464 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,190 It's gabrielle. All right. 465 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,592 Can you tell us anything about this miraculous ride? 466 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,260 I don't know if it was miraculous. 467 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,697 Yes, exactly. Thank you, gabriel. Gabrielle! 468 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,933 Reporter: But some might disagree. 469 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,801 I actually saw the baby. 470 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,571 What the hell? It should say "slutty crystal." 471 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,240 My mistake. I was coming out of my car this morning... 472 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,908 Translation: She was having sweaty car sex 473 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,743 So her mom wouldn't know she was back with dumbass donny. 474 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,744 And jane was holding the baby, 475 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,380 And, I swear, he had this... 476 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,949 Glow. 477 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,784 Okay, okay, enough, enough! 478 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,519 (sighs) what am I gonna do? 479 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,921 Jane, I've been dealing with the press for many years. 480 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,590 Let me help. 481 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,891 Okay. But first, 482 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,893 Do you want to shut it down or do a tour 483 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,962 Of the morning shows and turn this into a book deal? 484 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,597 Dad, I want to shut it down. 485 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,232 That's what I assumed. 486 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,534 So we should release a straightforward statement, 487 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,903 Emphasizing the fact that this was a medical mistake. 488 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,773 (clamoring intensifies) 489 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,876 Oh, good. Rafael's right on time for lactation class. 490 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,579 Man: Are you the father?! 491 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,581 What the hell is going on? It's crazy. Oh! 492 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,750 Oh, my god. Logan just said we were on tv! Oh, my gosh! 493 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,553 Oh, hi, jane. How are you? Selfie! 494 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,796 #babymateo, #miracle, #secondcoming. 495 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,632 You have three tags trending-- 496 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,367 It's outrageous. Rogelio: Girls! Stop it! Enough! 497 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,901 Stop it, stop it, stop it, girls, stop it. 498 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,637 Okay, come in. 499 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,305 I don't even know how I'll get out of here to go to the class. 500 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,706 I mean, they'll probably follow us. 501 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,907 Rogelio: They will definitely follow you. 502 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,342 But don't worry. 503 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,977 I know how to evade the paparazzi. 504 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,879 Latin lover narrator: And to give him credit, he did. 505 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,948 Which brings us here. 506 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,318 Hey, jane. 507 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,386 What's going on? 508 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,893 Well, uh, mateo falls asleep when he's nursing. 509 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,029 And he just lost so much weight in the first day. 510 00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,664 Exactly like mine. 511 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,865 It was an issue with her latch. 512 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,900 Move into the sun a little bit. 513 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,336 Indirect sunlight is good for them in the first days. 514 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,972 Oh, okay. 515 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,674 Thank you so much. 516 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,676 I was also wondering-- 517 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,877 Does, um, trauma affect milk supply? 518 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,845 Definitely. 519 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,748 Milk can come in later for mommies who've had c-sections. 520 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,583 How about mommies who've had kidnappings? 521 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:00,918 Don't worry. 522 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,919 We'll figure it out. 523 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,321 Now, let me see your breasts. 524 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,356 Hmm. 525 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,590 We're not shy here. 526 00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:08,526 Oh, no, me neither. 527 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,028 Okay... Then... 528 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,766 Oh, okay. 529 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,702 Yeah. 530 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,936 Huh. 531 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,771 We'll fix it. 532 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,506 Pick up the baby, and when he opens wide, 533 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,908 I'm gonna stuff your breast into his mouth 534 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,910 Like a hamburger, okay? 535 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:29,080 Uh, let's give her some privacy. 536 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,982 Rafael: Thanks again for the police escort. 537 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,501 Oh, no problem. 538 00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:35,019 I think that's what rogelio thinks I do all day 539 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,788 Is drive around celebrities. (chuckles) 540 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,790 Actually, I'm gonna wait in the car. Hey, can I... Can I ask you something? 541 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,625 You know what? 542 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,527 I'm gonna bust in here and translate for michael. 543 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,830 Sure. 544 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,032 How did you deal with how close they all are? 545 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,000 You know, the villanueva women. 546 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,969 Meaning? 547 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,938 I could just kind of use some advice. 548 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,040 Oh, wow. 549 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,075 It's just I'm having a hard time finding 550 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,544 That moment to assert myself. 551 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,616 With the baby, you know? 552 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,619 I mean, it's my kid, too. 553 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,389 And I'm kind of feeling like it's hard to get in there. 554 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,758 You know? 555 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,026 Okay, a quick rundown of michael's options. 556 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,073 And he chose... 557 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,108 Any other option, seriously. 558 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,110 I mean, if she would have just chosen any other option... 559 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,112 I'm sorry. (scoffs) 560 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,114 Are you actually blaming the banker 561 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,682 For your behavior at the meeting? 562 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,117 So can we get you something to drink? 563 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,585 Just a juice. 564 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,422 Juice. 565 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,023 Juicy. 566 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,759 I'm sorry, I'm having trouble with my girlfriend. 567 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,828 Okay, we're done here. 568 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,435 Now, on to important stuff. 569 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,136 The sperm. 570 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,007 Scott? Scott: Yeah? 571 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:05,509 I had a little shopping bag-- small, blue. 572 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,111 Oh, yeah, the baby present. 573 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,547 I put it up in mr. Solano's penthouse for you. 574 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,749 I believe the words you're looking for are, 575 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,117 "oh, crap." 576 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,757 Latin lover narrator: Ah, yes. 577 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,158 You'll recall, we left petra 578 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,194 On the hunt for a metallic canister 579 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:25,196 Filled with her ex-husband's last semen sample. 580 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:26,597 Hello? 581 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,666 Hmm, where could it be? 582 00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:33,137 Ooh, the baby nursery. 583 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,139 (baby crying) 584 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,974 What's wrong? 585 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,944 You just ate, and we straightened out the latch. 586 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:42,179 Michael: Well, there's still about 25 people out there. 587 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,215 They know if they step on this property, 588 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:45,616 I arrest them for trespassing. 589 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,652 (men chanting) 590 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:49,854 What is that? 591 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,559 Got to be kidding me. 592 00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:56,927 Rogelio: They will go away. 593 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,496 Eventually. 594 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,732 Latin lover narrator: Things do, after all, 595 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,502 Go away. 596 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:12,109 A cupcake? 597 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:15,112 I had the ob write down the sex. 598 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,114 So blue inside, it's a boy. 599 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,716 Pink, it's a girl. 600 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:20,150 Really? Yeah, it's cheesy, okay? 601 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:21,252 I know, I'm hormonal, so I... 602 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:22,520 Hey. 603 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:25,256 I love it. 604 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,194 Ready? 605 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,662 Yeah. 606 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,736 Does that look like blue or pink to you? 607 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,873 It looks... 608 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,174 Purple. Purple. 609 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:45,209 (laughing) 610 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,744 Great. 611 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,830 Latin lover narrator: Hurry up, petra. 612 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,899 Wait, why am I rooting for her? 613 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:14,305 (elevator bell dings) 614 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,674 (shouts) 615 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,144 Petra. 616 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,146 What are you doing here? 617 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,982 I'm looking for you, actually. 618 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,284 Well, part of you, anyway. 619 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:28,786 To tell you that your sister was a disaster in the meeting. 620 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,020 She cried. 621 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,322 My purse, please. 622 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,802 Luisa: Hey, raf. 623 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,804 You cried? Seriously? 624 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:49,206 I needed that loan so I could afford to buy petra out. 625 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,641 You knew that. 626 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,042 You knew I've been doing everything 627 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,277 To try to get her on my side. 628 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,878 Flirting even. 629 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,313 But you are so selfish that you don't... 630 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:57,881 Look, I'm sorry. 631 00:26:57,883 --> 00:26:59,216 You know what? 632 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,252 I don't even know why I'm surprised anymore. 633 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,687 (sighs heavily) 634 00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,389 Hey. 635 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:06,991 You okay? 636 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:10,094 You know me so well. 637 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,296 Yeah, plus you were sighing pretty loud, so... 638 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,331 I did this. 639 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,800 I brought the paparazzi upon her, michael. 640 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:19,803 If I hadn't retweeted that amber alert... 641 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,238 I never thought I'd feel 642 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,641 Anything but #blessed to be famous. 643 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:27,011 But now I'm feeling #cursed. 644 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,814 From my standpoint... 645 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,816 As resident villanueva expert? 646 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,819 ...As a cop, you did everything right. 647 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,821 Nine out of ten times, 648 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,990 That amber alert would have really helped us out. 649 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,992 But I just feel so impotent, michael. 650 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,329 Not in a sexual way, but in a paternal way. 651 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,698 Yeah, yeah. 652 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,767 That kind of makes sense, you know? 653 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,202 Is it like-- jane's going through so much, 654 00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,971 You just don't know how to help her? 655 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,372 Exactly. 656 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,807 In the last 24 hours, 657 00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:58,809 I have ruined multiple celebrity friendships 658 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,210 By tweeting their dirty secrets 659 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,212 In an effort to distract the press. 660 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,181 It has not worked. 661 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,350 You know what, no more tweeting. 662 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,352 'cause tweeting is not gonna help jane right now. 663 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,354 So think smaller. 664 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,756 Less celebrity stuff, more grandfather... 665 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:13,757 (groans) 666 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,259 Abuelo. 667 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,895 Do you have a name in mind? 668 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,297 Papa. 669 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,966 Nice, ambiguous. 670 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,401 Nice. 671 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,404 Okay, so think papa stuff. 672 00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:31,041 Oh, okay. 673 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,445 Okay. 674 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:36,113 All right, okay. 675 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:40,084 Xiomara: He's eating again? 676 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,386 Yeah, he must not have gotten enough. 677 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,121 Why don't we just give him one bottle? 678 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:46,223 No, I don't want to. 679 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,058 But, baby, you're exhausted. 680 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,460 You haven't slept in 48 hours. 681 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:51,095 I'm his mom. 682 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,063 I have to stay strong. 683 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,834 Mothers don't always have to be strong. 684 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,305 Hon. 685 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,309 I'm sorry. 686 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:07,911 Just think I'm a little overwhelmed. 687 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,013 And I'd be okay, if I knew it was working, 688 00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:13,350 But he just keeps crying, like he's hungry. 689 00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:15,753 Look, I get all the great reasons to nurse, 690 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,054 But if it isn't working... 691 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,156 But I have to make it work. 692 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:21,024 It can't be my trauma getting in the way. 693 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:24,328 Why? Because what happened is my fault. 694 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:28,232 I mean, my maternal instincts, where were they? 695 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,100 I just gave him to the nurse. 696 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,368 Baby... 697 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,771 She was wearing a uniform. 698 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,372 She said he needed a hearing test. 699 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,908 But I should've known. 700 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:40,878 And I didn't. 701 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,881 And I know it doesn't make sense, 702 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:46,917 But I just want to be able to do this for him. 703 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,387 I just want to be able to do this one good thing. 704 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,790 Latin lover narrator: And even though xo agreed, 705 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,858 It really didn't make any sense, 706 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:57,561 She too wanted to do something good for her child. 707 00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,463 How can I help? 708 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,300 When he opens his mouth, 709 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:06,370 Will you stuff my boob in it like it's a hamburger? 710 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,539 Honey, I am all over it. 711 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:11,809 And it should be noted, she was. 712 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,377 (baby crying) and then she was again. 713 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:16,079 And... Stuff. 714 00:30:16,081 --> 00:30:17,281 And yet... Again. 715 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,383 And stuff. 716 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:21,451 Rafael: Is everything okay? 717 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,053 We don't know. 718 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,388 He's nursing every 30 minutes. 719 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,989 I must be doing something wrong. 720 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,391 Maybe he's cluster feeding. 721 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:30,360 Which brings us back, here. 722 00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:34,398 Come on, did you doubt michael? 723 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,933 He's a mensch. 724 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,068 Get a book and read it 725 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:39,503 So you know what you're talking about. 726 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,405 Then wait for the right moment, 727 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,941 When she doesn't know and her mom doesn't know, 728 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,475 And even abuela is stumped, 729 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:48,478 That's when you come in with the save. 730 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,447 Cluster feeding. Uh, it's like when a baby eats 731 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,583 And eats before the mature milk comes in. 732 00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:55,252 I read it here. 733 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:07,497 My milk is coming in. 734 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:10,367 Oh, my god, my milk is coming in! 735 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,569 (laughing) your milk is coming in! 736 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,542 Nice work. 737 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,345 Yes. Family fist bump. 738 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:22,512 Family fist bump. 739 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,519 Look who's cluster feeding? 740 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:32,222 Yeah? And pooping. 741 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,158 Latin lover narrator: Papa time. 742 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,894 I insist on changing his diaper. 743 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:39,229 I just need someone to tell me exactly how to do it. 744 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,530 I'll help. 745 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:43,300 Thanks, dad. 746 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:45,402 Oh... 747 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:49,306 His first smile. 748 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:52,142 Oh, how sweet... 749 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:54,244 The way that none of them told him it was just gas. 750 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,380 Okay, so I should take off. 751 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:57,547 Uh, wait. 752 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,249 I just wanted to thank you. 753 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,285 You know, for your advice earlier. 754 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,320 Aw, he's a mensch, too. 755 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,955 No problem. 756 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:07,190 What advise? 757 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:08,625 I was just having a little trouble 758 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:11,228 Figuring out my place, you know, with your family. 759 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,096 Oh? 760 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,665 It's just, you guys are all so close, you know? 761 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:16,366 No, I get that. 762 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,001 Rafael: And I know we are trying to get back 763 00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:20,370 To normal, but it's not normal what happened. 764 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,205 Yeah, you're right. And plus, we didn't even 765 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:23,941 Discuss what our normal would be and even if we did, 766 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,542 I don't know if it would count, because 767 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:28,412 How do you know how you feel unless you're here? 768 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:30,380 How do you feel? 769 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,349 Like I don't want to be away from mateo. 770 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,952 So, do you want to stay over? 771 00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:37,321 Like, for... Like the first couple weeks? 772 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,256 Wow. 773 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,658 I was angling for, like, a 6:00 a.M. In, 11:00 p.M. Out. 774 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,527 What? Yes. 775 00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,362 Great. Great. 776 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,431 Dude, options two and three 777 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,132 Were just sitting there. 778 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,567 (phone swooshes) 779 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:54,304 Oh, I, uh, still have rogelio's phone. 780 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:57,574 What? 781 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,378 Someone tweeted a photo. 782 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,447 Oh, god, of mateo? 783 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,248 Woman: Move into the sun a little bit. 784 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:08,151 Indirect sunlight is good for them in the first days. 785 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,354 Latin lover narrator: Let it be known that any doubts about her maternal instincts 786 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:12,522 Shattered at this moment, and jane had one thought 787 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,524 And one thought only. 788 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,360 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, jane, where are you going? 789 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:17,327 To shut this down. 790 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,328 Wait, how? 791 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,697 I have no idea. 792 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,399 (crowd clamoring) 793 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,334 And that's when it hit her-- 794 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,370 A beam of divine inspiration. 795 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,605 Okay, honestly, the beam was just a reflection 796 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:31,441 Coming off slutty crystal's compact, 797 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:34,211 But was that just luck or divine providence? 798 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,213 Well, that's for theologians to debate. 799 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,682 But the fact remained that if her makeup wasn't smudged 800 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,484 From sweaty car sex, 801 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,486 Crystal wouldn't have had to fix it. 802 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,654 And the light wouldn't have shown, 803 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:47,290 Providing the answer to jane's problem. 804 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:52,295 Jane, hello. 805 00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:53,397 Sister margaret? 806 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,165 Here's the thing. 807 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,267 I didn't want to come out here before, 808 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,736 'cause the truth is 809 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,039 I've had sex. 810 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,440 A lot. 811 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,175 In cars even. 812 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:07,244 I just didn't want my grandma to know, but with all this, 813 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,612 I decided to tell her the truth. 814 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,547 So, now I'm telling you. 815 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,449 I don't believe you. 816 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:13,784 Well, it's true. 817 00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:15,085 And regardless, 818 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,453 Do you want to be involved 819 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,487 In a public debate about my virginity? 820 00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:21,324 I mean, doesn't that sound archaic? 821 00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:23,093 What? 822 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,466 Oh, my god! 823 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:31,401 I'm leaking milk! 824 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,438 Actually leaking! 825 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,207 You want to see a miracle? 826 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:40,243 This is a friggin' miracle! 827 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:44,181 (whoops) look at this! 828 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:45,482 Look at this! 829 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,516 Petra: It's really over. 830 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:49,119 And I don't want it to be. 831 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:51,822 And I, I just, I feel like... 832 00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,490 I don't know, I think, I think 833 00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:55,125 Maybe I just feel a little lonely. 834 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:56,493 You know? 835 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,361 I am so sorry, sweetheart, 836 00:34:58,363 --> 00:35:00,597 That things are so difficult for you. 837 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,709 Mm, that's life. 838 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:16,113 At times, you have to let go of the peoples you love. 839 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:18,148 Now, do the reasonable thing. 840 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:20,784 Sell rafael's sperm back to him. 841 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,452 I'm not selling it, mother. 842 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,687 Your choice. 843 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,522 Just move on. 844 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,257 Latin lover narrator: Which for the record, 845 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,626 She was trying to do when... 846 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,461 Hey, I want to schedule 847 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,296 A makeup meeting with the bankers. 848 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,631 My brother's mad at me and I just... 849 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,900 You okay? 850 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,769 Please, stop pretending to my friend, luisa. 851 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,571 I heard you 852 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,607 The other night talking to rafael, okay? 853 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,408 I mean, I feel a little bad 854 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:46,610 About manipulating petra, 855 00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:48,745 But I have a family now 856 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,647 With jane. 857 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,649 And you walked away? 858 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,417 Yes, of course, I walked away. 859 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:56,286 And was it divine providence that these two 860 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,888 Met at this moment... 861 00:35:57,890 --> 00:35:59,623 Then you missed raf saying how he had no choice. 862 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,625 Jane insisted. 863 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:03,660 ...When luisa was determined to find some way 864 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:06,329 To help her brother with his petra situation. 865 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,864 And then, I asked him, point blank-- 866 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,733 If all things were even who he wished he was with. 867 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:13,203 What did he say? 868 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:14,871 Well again, that's for theologians to debate. 869 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,573 But the fact remains-- 870 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,708 The following events did exactly transpire. 871 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,744 He got mad at me, actually. 872 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:23,713 Because if I hadn't screwed up in the first place, 873 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,650 Then none of this would be happening, which... It's true. 874 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:30,353 I mean, that should have been your baby. 875 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,457 Thank you. 876 00:36:34,459 --> 00:36:36,393 What? The baker says it's a boy! 877 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,861 It's a boy? It's a boy. 878 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,297 It's a boy?! (laughing) 879 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:43,600 You're right. 880 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:46,303 It should have been my baby. 881 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:50,240 To be fair: Luisa didn't know petra had rafael's sperm. 882 00:36:50,242 --> 00:36:52,609 There's still a chance with you and raf. 883 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,911 I swear. 884 00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:56,913 And so it was 885 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,949 That after a quick google search, 886 00:36:58,951 --> 00:37:02,452 And some pointers from fertilitygoddess1345... 887 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,688 (doorbell rings) 888 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,226 A sandwich and the extra turkey baster? 889 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:10,694 Perfect. Thank you. 890 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:14,664 ...Petra decideth... 891 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,601 To go for it. 892 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,237 ¶ ¶ 893 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680 Doctor: Okay, it looks like mateo is... 894 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,515 Seven pounds and two ounces. 895 00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:33,950 What?! 896 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:35,785 That's better than before. (laughing) 897 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,420 We hug now, right? 898 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,522 Yes. (sighs) 899 00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:41,391 And I'm impressed. Good job. 900 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:42,826 (happy squeal) go-go tell your mom. 901 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,494 Okay. 902 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,529 Better than before? 903 00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:48,431 Yes! Okay, I'm going back in. 904 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:52,802 (laughs) (panting) 905 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:55,472 (sighs, panting) 906 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,610 Yeah, I think I'm just overwhelmed. 907 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,912 Mm. (sighs) 908 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:12,656 I've just been so worried about her. 909 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:22,632 So... I think there's something 910 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,668 I should tell you and jane... 911 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:27,937 Now that everything's okay. 912 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:30,707 By the power vested in me by the state of nevada 913 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:33,810 And the goddess cher, who is with us here in spirit, 914 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,912 I now pronounce you man and wife. 915 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,614 (applause and cheering) 916 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:40,717 You got married? By a cher impersonator? 917 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,586 Latin lover narrator: ¶ oh, if they could turn back time. ¶ 918 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:45,322 It was obviously a mistake. 919 00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:47,791 We're getting it annulled. 920 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,363 Abuela! Ma! 921 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:55,932 (laughing) ¿qué? 922 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:58,468 (laughter) 923 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:00,970 Morning, boss. 924 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:02,639 It's not a good time, scott. 925 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,474 Oh, I'll be quick. 926 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,343 I just wanted to discuss the fact 927 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:08,445 That you stole mr. Solano's sperm? 928 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,013 Latin lover narrator: Oh, petra. 929 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,116 You thought you got off scot-free. 930 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:32,001 (smacks his lips) 931 00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:35,739 Home, huh? 932 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:37,474 Just wanted to make sure 933 00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,943 There were no more crazy people around. 934 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:42,512 Mm-hmm. 935 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:46,983 You know, I haven't had a chance to say thank you. 936 00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:51,788 For... I don't know. 937 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,757 How do you say... For everything? 938 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,492 For everything. 939 00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:57,427 Oh, of course. 940 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,962 You know... Anything. 941 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,830 All in a day's work 942 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:02,799 For our villanueva family advisor. 943 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:05,101 So, you know rafael's staying over. Oh, I know. 944 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,504 No, but, like, just as the baby's father. 945 00:40:07,506 --> 00:40:09,773 Huh? You don't tell that to an advisor. 946 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:13,009 That was weird. I don't even know why I'm telling you that. 947 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,612 But michael knew exactly why. 948 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,988 No. 949 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:28,725 I just wanted to try some skin-to-skin contact. 950 00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:29,959 What? 951 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:32,495 Well, it helps babies bond with their dads. 952 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:33,963 It's, uh, chapter 12 in the book. 953 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,698 Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, I read that. 954 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,100 It was a really cool chapter. 955 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:40,770 So I should probably go to sleep. 956 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,106 I have to be up in, um... 957 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,208 121 minutes. 958 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,776 (laughs) okay. 959 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,211 Good night. 960 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,880 Night. 961 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,720 (baby coos softly) 962 00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:07,564 This is a little weird. 963 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:10,567 Yeah, but it was always gonna be weird. 964 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:12,001 True. 965 00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:14,070 And it's actually kind of... 966 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:16,172 Regular weird. 967 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:17,974 Which is good? 968 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,910 Yeah. It's really good. 969 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:25,048 And so it was. 970 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,550 For now. 971 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:32,489 Oh, wait, I forgot one thing. 972 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:35,725 (beeps) 973 00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:45,902 (speaking german) 974 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,572 Latin lover narrator: I could really use some 975 00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:52,842 "it's-going-to-be-okay" theme music right about now. 976 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:56,246 Captioning sponsored by cbs 977 00:41:56,248 --> 00:42:00,049 And toyota. 978 00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:02,919 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org 69212

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