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"Previously on Dietland"...
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Here is proof that I am for real.
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I quit Y.
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No, no, no. You need
to stay on your meds.
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"Side effects include brain zaps..."
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- What the hell is a brain zap?
- Oh!
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Somebody in the Austin
media family was murdered.
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My name is Malleck Ferguson,
and I deserve to die.
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Are we safe?
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They're extremists targeting men.
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My skin is so soft, hmm?
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It's very soft.
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Plum is one who could go
in the wrong direction.
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Open the door, Plum.
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I really don't
think that's necessary, darling.
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Hey, Mom!
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Listen, Tommy's about home,
so I should dash, but...
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She said what?
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Brilliant.
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Oh, what a sow that woman is.
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Well, swing round and get
me then, if you're worried.
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Half past?
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I used to think ofBritish people as proper...
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Jane Austen, Oxford,
"God Save the Queen," right?
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One look at their daily papers,
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and all that went out the window.
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Legit tittie pics.
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As gross as our tabloids are,
theirs are worse.
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Well, they were, anyway,
until Jennifer got to 'em.
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World Daily Media put
out a statement a short time ago.
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The allegedly all-female
terrorist organization Jennifer
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claimed credit for the murder
of Times senior content editor.
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Thomas Gormely.
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In seeking the release of Gormely's son,
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Primstead News has acquiesced
to Jennifer's demands
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which included publishing the manifesto,
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as well as agreeing
to replace the paper's.
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Page Three displays of topless women
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with graphic depictions
of men's buttocks
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and genitalia.
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The organization then
made good on their promise
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and thankfully released young
Paul Gormely unharmed.
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If you're going to categorize this
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as an act of terror against men,
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you should use the same designation
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for the way men have
treated women for millennia.
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Jennifer's actions may have changed...
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Here in the United States,
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Jennifer has targeted
Sound Media Group as well as...
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Hold on.
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We're just getting word that...
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In breaking news,
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I'm told it's Austen Media's turn.
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Eladio!
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You'd better check your email.
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We've also learned
an ad hoc vigilante network
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is targeting all
progressives named Jennifer.
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Jennifer is a popular name,
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and if it's your name
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and you work at the ACLU
or Planned Parenthood,
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you're probably getting death threats.
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- It happened to our next guest...
- This is crazy!
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I don't care if they are
rapists... murder is murder.
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I care if they're rapists.
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Honey, you're not a Jennifer
sympathizer, are you?
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No! I just... I'm not losing
sleep over dead rapists.
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This whole thing is psycho.
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Verena described her New Baptist Plan
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like a legit baptism.
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She said if I took certain actions,
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it could be kind of a rebirth.
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If a rebirth meant I'd finally
fit into that dress,
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fine.
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Have some cheesy eggs. Your favorite.
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Maybe when I was nine.
I'm gonna be late.
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Oh, five minutes. Eat your breakfast.
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Mom, I can't. Sorry. I'm meeting people.
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What people? Calliope House people?
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Who are these people? Do you
really know what they want?
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You're not worried about
some feminist group
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just handing you a check for $20,000?
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They're not just handing it to me.
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Verena's not a terrorist.
There's no way.
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Probably not, but she's not
afraid to use tactics on you.
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This is not about Jennifer.
This is about money.
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Money I'll earn by letting
a well-meaning rich lady
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poke around inside my psyche
to make herself feel better.
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It's harmless.
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Shit. I have to go.
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I'll be back for dinner.
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Phase two of the New Baptist Plan
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was about to being.
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My guide? The one and only...
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- Marlowe Buchanon.
- Go ahead, say it...
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I haven't changed a bit.
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Formerly that girl from that dumb show.
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And me. Meeting my first-ever
famous person didn't feel real,
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more like I'd walked into
a show of my life.
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OK, I've changed a little.
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I'm older... Aaah!
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My hair looks like a gray toothbrush.
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Ah, my weight. Whoo!
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It's up, it's down.
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But other than that,
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iiiiit's Marlowe!
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A show starring an older hippie version
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of an American icon.
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Oh, and my theme song's gone.
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- Aww...
- Yeah.
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Damn thing used to follow me
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every single time I would walk
into a living room.
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Oh, and I... buried the lede:
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I'm no longer bangable.
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Excuse me?!
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Well, I'm not.
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Which is why I left show business
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or why show business left me.
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We'll call it a draw.
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I didn't know the reason,
I just missed your show.
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Well, I went away to Italy on hiatus,
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and lopped off 20 inches
off my Marlowe! hairstyle.
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And that was the real killer.
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Yeah. Short hair.
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Shut up.
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Nobody cares about what you think.
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- There's no pleasing them.
- Mm.
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OK, your next task.
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Becoming bangable.
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It is not easy or fun,
but it is essential.
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I should know. I literally
wrote the book on it.
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I-I'm sorry, I don't understand.
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I have to have sex with someone?
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I didn't sign up for that.
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No, no, no.
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It's not about literal banging, silly,
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and it sure as hell is not about
what you want.
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It's about what men want.
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Read this. It'll explain everything.
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As surreal as meeting
her was, Marlowe was real...
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And she was right in front of me,
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asking me to step
way out of my comfort zone.
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Plum, this is homework.
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Welcome to the next step
in the New Baptist Plan.
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You get to spend
the next two days with me.
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Woulda bought you something,
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but you know I hate shopping.
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Hey. No, no.
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Private sector money now.
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All right, I'll get the drive
over to my guy.
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You still looking for the same stuff?
Scrubbed files?
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Yeah, suspect's name is Alicia Kettle.
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It's probably nothing, just another
employee that fits the profile.
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Got it. How's the Austen gig?
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Ah, bullshit job, but money's good.
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Yeah?
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Christ. OK.
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Yeah.
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- Is it Jennifer?
- You don't want to know.
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It'll just piss you off.
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What, you afraid to tell me,
I'm gonna lose it?
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I thought at least you knew me
better than that.
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Look, some chick Googled "sex offenders"
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and found Travis Wiman
livin' in her building.
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What are you talkin' about?
He's at Rikers.
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He got out on appeal.
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Anyway, she just tried
to blow his dick off.
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She missed, unfortunately,
but I gotta go arrest her.
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Be good.
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So how'd Wiman get out?
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A technicality, like always.
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Right.
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So what, now every scumbag
I've ever put away
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is getting out saying
I'm some vigilante cop?
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The deal was I resign
and we put a lid on the story!
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I didn't say anything.
All right? You know that.
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But there are no secrets
anymore, not with screen grabs.
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And you know, inmates and cops,
they gossip like girls.
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Look, I gotta head out.
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You take care of yourself, Nicky.
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I'll tell him it's a rush.
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Was that somebody special?
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You had somebody-special face.
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- He's good-looking.
- Mm-hmm.
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That's probably all it is.
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Plum?
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The point of this...
Ah, short version...
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Fully experiencing the steps
to bangability,
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truly understanding them.
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And... pay attention...
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You need to know what it takes
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and what it takes from you.
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I could tellthey were talking about me.
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_
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She was probably warning Lilianna
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to stay alert or I'd eat them both.
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Which is worse,
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the insult or the injury?
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You're not makingDaisy Chain eat this bullet.
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What kind of message
would it send my girls...
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"When the going gets tough,
give in to extremists"?
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"Take it in the ass"?
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I reinvented Daisy Chain.
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I transformed Austen Media
from the typeface up.
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You want to print
Jennifer's insane demands,
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do it in Men's Muscle.
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- They call it a manifesto.
- Whatever.
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You know what I call it?
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Your. Problem.
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They sent an English publisher's scalp
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to his wife in a bubble envelope.
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What does that have to do with you?
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Were you a friend of his?
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Are you men... or babies? Hmm?
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Scared widdle babies.
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Daisy Chain's cover will be
"Thirty Days to Sexy.
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Products for Every Problem."
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End of discussion.
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Kitty Montgomery's office.
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She wants to schedule
a meeting with you for today.
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Please return as soon as you get this.
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Aren't you gonna call her back?
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I mean, it's not the cute boy,
but still.
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Not yet. I need to be fortified.
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- Carbs or protein?
- Neither.
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I feel dizzy.
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I feel like I've been skinned.
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You have, honey.
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You're an animal without her fur.
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And that's what dudes want
in a bangable gal,
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they want the illusion of purity.
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Yeah, but it's like they're
making me pre-pubescent.
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Bingo.
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How many women have you done this to?
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Women do this to themselves every day.
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I know, but how many have you taken
through this New Baptist Plan?
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A very select few.
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And it's Verena's plan, by the way.
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I'm just doing my part.
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So, why are you avoiding your boss?
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She asked me to write
an article for publication.
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Finally. Plus size fashion.
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But I wrote it when I was
coming off of Y
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and I'm afraid it's a little ethereal.
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Y's tough. Yeah.
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You sure it was even in English?
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Barely.
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But I turned it in anyway.
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Well, New Baptists
face their fears, kid.
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Kitty Montgomery's office.
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- Hey, this is Plum.
- Come in and see Kitty at four.
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I don't know if I'm available...
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- You've been summoned.
- Yeah.
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Kitty wants me in at four.
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No. Verena. They want you
back at the house.
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- Feel different?
- Just balder.
258
00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:24,655
Oh, my. Marlowe does like to
throw our girls in the deep end.
259
00:12:24,665 --> 00:12:27,425
Didn't you know what she was gonna
make me do? Isn't that your plan?
260
00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:30,895
Um, I am the curator of the plan.
261
00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:32,630
What does that even mean?
262
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,441
It's a larger discussion.
Did you bring your dress?
263
00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:40,905
This is stupid.
264
00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:42,807
I mean, I get it...
265
00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:44,075
and it's stupid.
266
00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:47,144
Get what, exactly?
267
00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:49,780
I really need to say it?
268
00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:51,949
You're all trying
to get me to understand
269
00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:54,218
that becoming thin is becoming bangable,
270
00:12:54,228 --> 00:12:58,422
and becoming bangable
is like a prison of its own.
271
00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,658
Can I graduate now?
272
00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:03,294
Um, that's simplifying,
273
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,230
but yeah, you're in
the ballpark, smarty-pants.
274
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,965
Whatever.
275
00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:11,335
As long as the check clears.
276
00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:13,437
I'm getting my surgery.
277
00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:16,073
Well, that's up to you.
278
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,109
I'm not gonna try and
convince you otherwise.
279
00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:21,245
Besides, I'm too tired.
One hour of sleep last night.
280
00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:23,647
What, are you coming off Y, too?
281
00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:26,684
Nope. Bomb threat.
282
00:13:26,694 --> 00:13:28,185
Nobody slept.
283
00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:30,354
- Here?
- Mm-hmm.
284
00:13:30,364 --> 00:13:32,590
- Why?
- Why not?
285
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,126
It's a radical space for radical women.
286
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,128
People feel threatened by that.
287
00:13:37,138 --> 00:13:39,363
What's so radical about it?
288
00:13:39,373 --> 00:13:42,867
Well, real change
can't come from inside.
289
00:13:42,877 --> 00:13:44,668
You gotta create a whole new system.
290
00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:46,812
And that's Calliope House.
291
00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:53,344
Did Verena tell you there was a
bomb threat at Calliope last night?
292
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,479
Yeah, again. Taxi!
293
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:57,982
Doesn't that seem weird?
I mean, they seem harmless,
294
00:13:57,993 --> 00:13:59,655
but with everything going
on, I can't help but wonder
295
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:02,019
- if Jennifer and Calliope...
- Are connected?
296
00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:03,787
Verena'd get a kick out of that.
297
00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:05,656
Well, don't tell her.
298
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:08,893
Well, it's not entirely crazy,
but Verena and Calliope,
299
00:14:08,903 --> 00:14:10,895
there's no way they'd condone
any kind of bloodshed.
300
00:14:10,905 --> 00:14:12,296
And you'd know, right?
301
00:14:12,306 --> 00:14:14,832
Don't conflate feminism with violence.
302
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,867
It sound very uninformed.
303
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,537
Speaking of violence,
how much more torture today?
304
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,405
I have to see Kitty in four hours.
305
00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:24,208
No worries.
Only two more appointments...
306
00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:25,551
today.
307
00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:42,751
- Hmm.
- Is something wrong?
308
00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:46,088
I wouldn't say there's
anything wrong, per se,
309
00:14:46,098 --> 00:14:49,224
but freezing and plumping help.
310
00:14:49,234 --> 00:14:52,227
- Help what?
- All women.
311
00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:56,465
Even the young ones, because
bangability is a goal for everyone.
312
00:14:56,475 --> 00:15:00,502
OK. You're numb, so this won't hurt.
313
00:15:00,512 --> 00:15:02,078
Much.
314
00:15:06,118 --> 00:15:10,946
Hmm. You've lost some tissue
in the nasal labial folds.
315
00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:13,649
This will really balance out
your features.
316
00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:15,459
I think you're gonna love it.
317
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,855
If I live to find out.
318
00:15:19,865 --> 00:15:22,332
Pretty hurts, but ugly hurts more.
319
00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:29,865
So the pretty former sitcom star
320
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,043
led me off to yet another
torture session.
321
00:15:36,615 --> 00:15:42,110
- Paul.
- Look what the gods dragged in!
322
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,279
- Mwah. Mwah.
- Paul, this is Plum.
323
00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:46,982
Mwah. Mwah.
324
00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:51,119
We want to make her, um...
325
00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,654
uh, what's the word?
326
00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,965
- Bangable.
- That's it.
327
00:15:58,237 --> 00:16:00,529
The hair is gorgeous.
328
00:16:00,539 --> 00:16:03,499
You have beautiful features.
329
00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:06,877
The eyes... and these lips...
330
00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:12,708
Let's do some contouring.
331
00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:15,485
You need to make your face
looks slimmer.
332
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:34,363
- Good.
- Great.
333
00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:36,532
You are going to turn heads, Plum.
334
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:40,769
Just what I need... Even more attention.
335
00:16:40,779 --> 00:16:42,871
Primer, moisturizer,
336
00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:46,108
four shadows, concealer,
337
00:16:46,118 --> 00:16:49,211
foundation, bronzer,
338
00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:52,047
brow pencil, lip pencil,
339
00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:55,584
lipstick, lip tint,
lip gloss... what else?
340
00:16:55,594 --> 00:16:57,219
Powder.
341
00:16:57,229 --> 00:16:58,628
Brow gel.
342
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:01,957
Brushes, all right?
343
00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:06,695
$1,016.58.
344
00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:07,963
Thank you.
345
00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:09,739
Worth ever penny, right?
346
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,936
Run along, hot stuff.
347
00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:16,071
Don't you gotta go see your boss?
348
00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,814
Yeah.
349
00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:27,649
What happened to you?
350
00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:29,084
I don't really...
351
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:31,486
Is this why I haven't
been able to find you?
352
00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:34,556
You've been too busy tottering
around town trying to get glam?
353
00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:36,792
I'm sorry, uh,
354
00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:39,394
I... had a death in the family.
355
00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:41,763
Oh.
356
00:17:41,773 --> 00:17:43,999
Well, that's terrible.
357
00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:46,635
I'm sorry for your loss.
358
00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:48,337
Thank you.
359
00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:50,238
So, your article.
360
00:17:50,248 --> 00:17:53,475
Way too wordy. Riddled with typos.
361
00:17:53,485 --> 00:17:55,577
But it's different.
362
00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:57,679
In a good way.
363
00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:59,681
I actually think there's a there there.
364
00:17:59,691 --> 00:18:02,117
Thank you. So much.
365
00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:05,253
You're full of surprises, huh?
366
00:18:05,263 --> 00:18:07,089
Eladio will type up my notes,
367
00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:09,658
and if you can follow them,
it'll be in next month's issue.
368
00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:13,161
Really? I can't believe it.
369
00:18:13,171 --> 00:18:17,132
I'm coming around to the
specialized angle for my readers.
370
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:20,035
I know that some of my girls
have weight problems.
371
00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:24,539
At first, I didn't want
to encourage them to be fat.
372
00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,541
I mean, if you give them pretty clothes,
373
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:28,443
where's the incentive to be healthy?
374
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:32,022
But in the end, I feel it's
nice to include everyone.
375
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:35,217
Got it.
376
00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:37,052
Uh, well, I will clean it up...
377
00:18:37,062 --> 00:18:39,321
How are my girls? What's on their minds?
378
00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:41,857
I bet they're talking about
that serum we featured.
379
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,359
Uh, not yet.
380
00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:46,828
Um, ghosting is a big thing.
381
00:18:46,838 --> 00:18:48,797
There's less cutters...
382
00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:50,699
Bulimia too, actually.
383
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,068
Um, some anxiety about Jennifer...
384
00:18:53,078 --> 00:18:55,504
Well, that's to be expected. Terrible.
385
00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,372
Actually, most of them are in favor.
386
00:18:57,382 --> 00:19:01,476
A fair number of the girls
seem... exhilarated.
387
00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:03,812
Empowered, or something like that.
388
00:19:03,822 --> 00:19:06,381
I guess they feel like
they matter, somehow.
389
00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:09,351
Like even if they don't
fit in with their peers,
390
00:19:09,361 --> 00:19:11,828
they still matter anyway, you know?
391
00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:14,756
Interesting.
392
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:16,725
I thought so too.
393
00:19:16,735 --> 00:19:18,026
Eladio?
394
00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:20,395
I need a cucumber spritz
and some privacy.
395
00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:22,197
You got it.
396
00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:24,366
No, no...
397
00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:26,935
Can you get extra
copies for your cousins?
398
00:19:26,945 --> 00:19:29,071
Ooh, Tammy and Sue will freak out!
399
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,740
Mom. If Kitty thinks
I took her notes well,
400
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,608
it won't even be a full page.
401
00:19:33,618 --> 00:19:36,511
It'll be in a box next to
pictures of Kim Kardashian's ass.
402
00:19:36,521 --> 00:19:38,413
You'll take her notes well.
403
00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:41,216
You can have your own article.
Your words.
404
00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:44,419
The whole world will see
my radiant, brilliant girl.
405
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:46,388
Even without the makeup and heels.
406
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:49,357
Radiant, huh? That's what
Charlotte called Wilbur.
407
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,393
Charlotte the spider from the book?
408
00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,862
You know that's not what I meant.
409
00:19:53,872 --> 00:19:56,732
All I'm saying is that I wish you
could focus on your accomplishments
410
00:19:56,742 --> 00:19:58,700
instead of trying to be
something you're not.
411
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,744
- Mom.
- I'm not saying anything.
412
00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:04,706
Leave some for the cake, why don't you?
413
00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,541
I'm trying to stop. I need help.
414
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:09,244
Stop! Go brush your teeth
so you don't want any more.
415
00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:10,946
Oh! That's such a good trick.
416
00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:12,555
I could write a book.
417
00:20:13,725 --> 00:20:16,251
I just want you to be happy.
418
00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:17,827
You know that.
419
00:21:33,371 --> 00:21:35,297
I'm making tea.
420
00:21:35,307 --> 00:21:36,973
I already brushed.
421
00:21:41,012 --> 00:21:42,404
It's OK.
422
00:21:42,414 --> 00:21:44,039
It's all right.
423
00:21:44,049 --> 00:21:46,508
It's not OK! What did they do to you?
424
00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:48,076
It's just bruising.
425
00:21:48,086 --> 00:21:49,845
It's Botox and Restylane.
426
00:21:49,855 --> 00:21:51,012
This is what it looks like.
427
00:21:51,022 --> 00:21:53,248
No.
428
00:21:53,258 --> 00:21:56,017
No, I thought maybe these people
were helping, but...
429
00:21:56,027 --> 00:21:57,552
this is creepy!
430
00:21:57,562 --> 00:21:59,054
Worse, it's cruel.
431
00:21:59,064 --> 00:22:01,056
It's just bruising. It's not cruel.
432
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:02,724
Do you know how many women do this?
433
00:22:02,734 --> 00:22:04,893
I don't care. You're a young woman.
434
00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:07,596
Why would they... Verena...
Want to do this to you?
435
00:22:07,606 --> 00:22:10,532
- She's making a point.
- What, by mutilating you?
436
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:12,000
You're beautiful.
437
00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:14,202
I'm not beautiful. I'm fat.
438
00:22:14,212 --> 00:22:16,538
Slim does not mean beautiful.
439
00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:18,707
You sure as shit can't
be beautiful without it.
440
00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:20,108
No. No. Uh-uh.
441
00:22:20,118 --> 00:22:22,110
I have to do this. It's fine.
442
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,879
I want to meet these people.
443
00:22:23,889 --> 00:22:25,881
I'm not a child. You have to trust me.
444
00:22:25,891 --> 00:22:28,350
I want to, but this scares me, honey.
445
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,719
- I thought you understood.
- Where are you going?
446
00:22:30,729 --> 00:22:32,446
I need a walk.
447
00:22:42,574 --> 00:22:45,567
- Plum. Plum!
- Jesus! What are you doing?!
448
00:22:45,577 --> 00:22:48,436
- I'm sorry. I needed to...
- What do you got against phones?
449
00:22:48,446 --> 00:22:50,405
Ooh. A lot. Especially now.
450
00:22:50,415 --> 00:22:51,706
But I... Whoa. Whoa!
451
00:22:51,716 --> 00:22:54,376
Jesus, wt happened to your face?
452
00:22:54,386 --> 00:22:56,077
Nothing. It'll go away by Friday.
453
00:22:56,087 --> 00:22:58,113
Did that cop do this to you?
454
00:22:58,123 --> 00:23:00,148
N... Dominic?
455
00:23:00,158 --> 00:23:02,884
You think Dominic roughed me up?
456
00:23:02,894 --> 00:23:06,988
Well, I don't know.
He's... a man, isn't he?
457
00:23:06,998 --> 00:23:10,892
Nah, it's Verena's plan.
She sent me to a dermatologist.
458
00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:15,463
That was not part of her book.
459
00:23:15,473 --> 00:23:17,599
What, do you got a new one for me now?
460
00:23:17,609 --> 00:23:20,435
"The Tyranny of Motherhood," maybe?
461
00:23:20,445 --> 00:23:22,070
Being one or having one?
462
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,346
It's a joke.
463
00:23:24,482 --> 00:23:26,241
Right..
464
00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:28,510
You are funny.
465
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,687
Like, consistently. I...
466
00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:36,025
Um, I wanted to see you before I...
467
00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:39,362
Um, I'm leaving.
468
00:23:40,432 --> 00:23:43,325
So... good-bye.
469
00:23:43,335 --> 00:23:45,527
Good-bye? Why, what's happening?
470
00:23:45,537 --> 00:23:48,863
You know, I... I have to bounce
471
00:23:48,873 --> 00:23:50,473
for a while.
472
00:23:51,509 --> 00:23:53,168
Maybe forever.
473
00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:55,278
Can you be more specific?
474
00:23:57,015 --> 00:23:58,381
No.
475
00:24:08,626 --> 00:24:11,519
Oh, uh, when Verena
is finished with you,
476
00:24:11,529 --> 00:24:12,954
come find me.
477
00:24:12,964 --> 00:24:15,190
Can you give me a clue?
478
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,125
Please? Where are you going?
479
00:24:17,135 --> 00:24:20,228
You'll, um... You'll figure it out.
480
00:24:20,238 --> 00:24:22,372
This is about Jennifer.
481
00:24:24,509 --> 00:24:26,342
Just be careful.
482
00:24:35,587 --> 00:24:38,580
The body drops, the manifesto...
483
00:24:38,591 --> 00:24:41,868
I didn't feel it yet,
but it was working.
484
00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:57,392
Jennifer has inadvertently established
485
00:24:57,402 --> 00:25:00,362
a new kind of segregation
among the sexes.
486
00:25:00,372 --> 00:25:02,864
Well, maybe inadvertently.
487
00:25:02,874 --> 00:25:05,433
I don't presume to know
what these people want.
488
00:25:05,443 --> 00:25:09,204
At this point, all we have
are questions and theories.
489
00:25:09,214 --> 00:25:11,773
Are they anarchists?
Desperate housewives?
490
00:25:11,783 --> 00:25:14,676
Or could they be men posing as women?
491
00:25:14,686 --> 00:25:16,544
Next...
492
00:25:16,554 --> 00:25:18,079
My own street, I don't feel safe.
493
00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:20,882
It's outrageous. I'm getting scared.
494
00:25:20,892 --> 00:25:22,684
Oh, my God, I went running at midnight.
495
00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:25,053
Never done that before
in my life. It's great.
496
00:25:25,063 --> 00:25:26,888
You should be spinning.
497
00:25:26,898 --> 00:25:29,098
Running's too hard on the face.
498
00:25:30,268 --> 00:25:31,760
Eladio?
499
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:33,461
Get what's-her-name to post an article
500
00:25:33,471 --> 00:25:36,472
about the aging effects
running has on women over 35.
501
00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:39,776
And where am I having lunch?
502
00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:50,879
"Naturally, supermodels'
income surpass educators'
503
00:25:50,889 --> 00:25:54,149
and even many female
executives' incomes.
504
00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:57,919
"That's because supermodels hold
the ultimate worth: bangability."
505
00:25:57,929 --> 00:25:59,421
This is not helping.
506
00:25:59,431 --> 00:26:01,089
Well, maybe if you had
done your homework,
507
00:26:01,099 --> 00:26:02,457
I wouldn't have to read it to you.
508
00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:04,392
But you need to know this information.
509
00:26:04,402 --> 00:26:06,094
- Do I?
- Yeah.
510
00:26:06,104 --> 00:26:07,629
It's an opinion, right?
511
00:26:07,639 --> 00:26:11,074
Dressed in an agenda?
Couched in propaganda?
512
00:26:12,177 --> 00:26:13,910
You look great.
513
00:26:18,116 --> 00:26:19,774
Those are hot.
514
00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:21,476
I feel like the bones in my toes
515
00:26:21,486 --> 00:26:23,623
are actually fusing together right now.
516
00:26:23,634 --> 00:26:26,014
You know, some women actually
have their pinkie toes removed
517
00:26:26,024 --> 00:26:27,348
to make them fit better.
518
00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:28,817
OK, well, that's crazy.
519
00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:31,686
Crazier than getting
your stomach stapled?
520
00:26:31,696 --> 00:26:33,096
We'll take 'em.
521
00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:40,261
"We're told that
desirability can be earned
522
00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:41,696
through hard work,
523
00:26:41,706 --> 00:26:43,698
"self-control, and dieting."
524
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,675
Could you just lower your voice?
525
00:26:45,686 --> 00:26:48,103
"Women who shrink their
bodies to the size of adolescents'"
526
00:26:48,113 --> 00:26:50,371
and ornament them withnormous
breasts and crippling shoes
527
00:26:50,381 --> 00:26:52,173
"will be rewarded with every success."
528
00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:54,442
You know, I'm not
doing this to get laid.
529
00:26:54,452 --> 00:26:55,977
Then why do you want to be thin?
530
00:26:55,987 --> 00:26:58,480
Wanting to be attractive
isn't oppression, OK?
531
00:26:58,490 --> 00:26:59,981
It's primal.
532
00:26:59,991 --> 00:27:01,683
Women and men have been
adorning themselves
533
00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:03,451
since the dawn of time.
534
00:27:03,461 --> 00:27:06,321
We are not talking about landing
a mate on the savanna, Plum.
535
00:27:06,331 --> 00:27:08,990
What you want is society at large...
536
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,960
Excuse the pun... To deem you bangable.
537
00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:15,029
You want to have good looks to be
considered a valuable commodity.
538
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,557
That's what you want...
539
00:27:16,932 --> 00:27:18,633
OK, enough. She's twelve years old.
540
00:27:18,643 --> 00:27:22,070
- I'm sorry. E-Excuse us.
- Oh, OK.
541
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,140
But it's all right
for your baby to wear makeup
542
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:28,476
and shorts tight enough where
I can see her moose knuckle?
543
00:27:28,486 --> 00:27:31,412
- Hey...
- Enough! Stop it!
544
00:27:31,422 --> 00:27:34,048
Do not go gently into
that good night, darling.
545
00:27:34,058 --> 00:27:35,892
You have choices.
546
00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:45,456
Yes?
547
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,729
What the hell are you
doing to my daughter?
548
00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:51,538
What is this place?
549
00:27:51,549 --> 00:27:53,374
What do you want with my daughter?
550
00:27:53,384 --> 00:27:54,450
Milk or sugar?
551
00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:01,329
Calliope House is a healing space
552
00:28:01,339 --> 00:28:02,897
for damaged and abused women...
553
00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:04,519
See, that's the trouble I have with you.
554
00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:07,200
Plum isn't damaged
and she was never abused.
555
00:28:07,211 --> 00:28:09,103
- How do you know?
- I'd know.
556
00:28:09,113 --> 00:28:12,106
My child talks to me. We have
that kind of relationship.
557
00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:15,843
I'm sorry if you didn't with your mom.
558
00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:19,847
I didn't, but that has nothing to
do with my relationship with Plum.
559
00:28:19,857 --> 00:28:21,215
I'm trying to help her.
560
00:28:21,225 --> 00:28:23,084
Look, I know that's your intention,
561
00:28:23,094 --> 00:28:24,686
but I don't think you really get it,
562
00:28:24,696 --> 00:28:26,587
what the Baptist Plan did to people.
563
00:28:26,597 --> 00:28:29,390
- I really think I do.
- No. There's no way
564
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,225
you can understand how it felt
565
00:28:31,235 --> 00:28:33,194
to watch my baby spend all her money
566
00:28:33,204 --> 00:28:34,929
on your mother's shitty food.
567
00:28:34,939 --> 00:28:38,099
I didn't stop it back then,
but I'm smarter now.
568
00:28:38,109 --> 00:28:41,110
My mother made me eat that food.
569
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:44,806
Her greatest fear was that I'd be fat.
570
00:28:44,816 --> 00:28:47,041
And my father thought
it would be a good life lesson
571
00:28:47,051 --> 00:28:49,277
if I earned the money
to pay for it myself.
572
00:28:49,287 --> 00:28:50,978
You didn't put that in the book.
573
00:28:50,988 --> 00:28:52,613
Uhm-uhm.
574
00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:54,749
I didn't want the story to be about me.
575
00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:59,228
Or maybe you didn't want people
to know you're crazy too.
576
00:29:01,899 --> 00:29:06,094
If Plum wants to quit now,
she can cash the check.
577
00:29:06,104 --> 00:29:08,596
- Really?
- Yeah. Really.
578
00:29:08,606 --> 00:29:10,798
All I am trying to do is help her see
579
00:29:10,808 --> 00:29:12,500
that happiness has nothing to do
580
00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:15,077
with how you look
and how much you weigh.
581
00:29:17,682 --> 00:29:20,007
Tell me something.
You're a beautiful woman...
582
00:29:20,017 --> 00:29:21,943
Did everything go your way?
583
00:29:21,953 --> 00:29:24,078
Oh, yeah.
584
00:29:24,088 --> 00:29:25,680
Yeah, it's been a picnic.
585
00:29:30,461 --> 00:29:32,286
We're here today
586
00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:36,524
to talk about the name
on everyone's lips: Jennifer.
587
00:29:36,534 --> 00:29:38,968
Our next guest is...
588
00:30:04,395 --> 00:30:06,354
Put this on every women's cover.
589
00:30:06,364 --> 00:30:08,823
Daisy Chain, Belle Appeal, Swag Rag...
590
00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,691
The whole Kitty-caboodle.
591
00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:13,828
- But they're all been printed.
- So?
592
00:30:13,838 --> 00:30:16,464
"An all-female judicial division,"
593
00:30:16,474 --> 00:30:19,834
presidential elections must
only offer female candidates
594
00:30:19,844 --> 00:30:21,669
for the next 50 years." What is this?
595
00:30:21,679 --> 00:30:23,638
I just told you. It's the cover.
596
00:30:23,648 --> 00:30:26,898
Make it pop. Maybe have a
woman's hand holding it, or...
597
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,710
"Equal pay plus one-third
for all women."
598
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,180
Come on, Kitty, I get putting
this on Daisy Chain, but...
599
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:35,491
I want the manifesto printed on
every magazine in the catalogue.
600
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:38,994
Oh, and get Digital to feature
it on all the websites.
601
00:30:40,498 --> 00:30:42,890
Did Stanley sanction this?
602
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:46,569
Stanley sanctioned me, Pablo.
603
00:30:49,997 --> 00:30:51,866
Sorry, I know this
is a little uncomfortable.
604
00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:53,275
I'm OK.
605
00:31:04,422 --> 00:31:06,747
- This is amazing.
- Isn't it?
606
00:31:06,757 --> 00:31:09,350
The secondary surgeries
after you've lost the weight
607
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,018
can be more challenging.
608
00:31:11,028 --> 00:31:14,555
Most people your size
can drop to a size 12 or a 14,
609
00:31:14,565 --> 00:31:18,359
which leaves a lot of loose skin
where there used to be fat.
610
00:31:18,369 --> 00:31:20,629
We remove the excess flesh
in subsequent surgeries...
611
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,467
I was about to become
Alicia, and I'd be perfect.
612
00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:26,734
The abdominoplasty and mastopexy
613
00:31:26,744 --> 00:31:28,903
will leave significant,
permanent scarring,
614
00:31:28,913 --> 00:31:30,938
and based on your family history,
615
00:31:30,948 --> 00:31:33,574
you're at risk for
cheloidal scars as well.
616
00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:35,584
But at least you'll be thin.
617
00:31:39,590 --> 00:31:41,557
Oh, my God.
618
00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:49,433
Have fun?
619
00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:53,083
Look what I have for your next task.
620
00:31:53,093 --> 00:31:54,751
You ready?
621
00:31:54,761 --> 00:31:56,420
- Ta-da!
- No, no, you said
622
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:57,633
this was our last appointment.
623
00:31:57,644 --> 00:31:59,328
Oh, for me it is. But Verena's got
624
00:31:59,339 --> 00:32:01,424
the next step of the program
all ready to go.
625
00:32:01,435 --> 00:32:03,126
You just have to go on a few dates.
626
00:32:03,136 --> 00:32:04,194
Should be a breeze.
627
00:32:04,204 --> 00:32:05,696
- Dating.
- Mm-hmm.
628
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,731
No. That's not happening.
629
00:32:07,741 --> 00:32:09,733
What did you think the makeover was for?
630
00:32:09,743 --> 00:32:12,803
You see, my part was creating
the pretty package,
631
00:32:12,813 --> 00:32:14,738
and the next part
of the New Baptist Plan
632
00:32:14,748 --> 00:32:16,740
is presenting the pretty package.
633
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,910
You want to piss me off?
Fine. I'm pissed.
634
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,812
I get it. I'll never be Angelina Jolie.
I won't even be Alicia.
635
00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:26,216
- You are Alicia. You're Alicia right now.
- No. I'm not.
636
00:32:26,226 --> 00:32:27,384
- Yes, you are.
- I'm not.
637
00:32:27,394 --> 00:32:29,094
- You are.
- I'm not.
638
00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:31,154
And fine, I'll never be perfect,
639
00:32:31,164 --> 00:32:33,423
but I am not OK in this body,
640
00:32:33,433 --> 00:32:35,492
and I don't give a shit
what you think about it.
641
00:32:35,502 --> 00:32:37,394
The next step is dating.
642
00:32:37,404 --> 00:32:39,429
You are wearing the dress.
643
00:32:39,439 --> 00:32:40,731
Screw the money.
644
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,165
How are you gonna pay for it?
645
00:32:42,175 --> 00:32:44,167
I don't care. I'll figure it out.
646
00:32:44,177 --> 00:32:45,936
Plum, don't. You are almost there.
647
00:32:45,946 --> 00:32:47,646
I'm not doing this!
648
00:32:52,486 --> 00:32:54,144
- Mom?
- Honey.
649
00:32:54,154 --> 00:32:56,780
This is your mom? Hi. Marlowe.
650
00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:58,849
- From the show?
- What are you doing here?
651
00:32:58,859 --> 00:33:01,018
- Oh, just talking.
- Making sure we're not a cult.
652
00:33:01,028 --> 00:33:03,186
Did she buy it?
'Cause I'm not convinced.
653
00:33:03,196 --> 00:33:05,789
Tell me what you want to know.
654
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:09,293
- Stop trying to manipulate me!
- Plum!
655
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:12,462
I know you have been manipulated
all your life.
656
00:33:12,472 --> 00:33:15,265
But I am here to help you heal
from having been told
657
00:33:15,275 --> 00:33:17,200
- since you were five years old how you should...
- I don't want to heal.
658
00:33:17,210 --> 00:33:18,602
- Dress, think.
- I just want to lose weight.
659
00:33:18,612 --> 00:33:20,537
Baby, think about what you just said.
660
00:33:20,547 --> 00:33:22,439
We're trying to help you stop
trying to conform to thextent
661
00:33:22,449 --> 00:33:24,341
that you undermine your
potential to make a difference.
662
00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:25,886
You conformed.
663
00:33:25,897 --> 00:33:28,178
Look at you. You're so
pretty you have acolytes...
664
00:33:28,188 --> 00:33:30,948
Fitting in can make some
things easier, yes,
665
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,816
but standing out the way you do
666
00:33:32,826 --> 00:33:34,217
shouldn't equal punishment.
667
00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:37,821
Forget other people.
You punish yourself.
668
00:33:37,831 --> 00:33:41,224
- So what?
- So, you are angry at yourself.
669
00:33:41,234 --> 00:33:44,302
- So what?!
- It has to stop.
670
00:33:46,306 --> 00:33:49,674
I think you know that, Plum.
671
00:33:58,585 --> 00:34:00,978
I just got the strangest
call from Pablo.
672
00:34:00,988 --> 00:34:03,480
Is there a problem?
673
00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:07,484
You understand that I can't
allow you to do this.
674
00:34:07,494 --> 00:34:10,687
It's a content decision outside
of your jurisdiction, Jeff.
675
00:34:10,697 --> 00:34:13,490
CFO's have jurisdiction
over anything involving money.
676
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,192
My expertise...
677
00:34:15,202 --> 00:34:17,561
The board hired me to calculate risk.
678
00:34:17,571 --> 00:34:19,596
Stanley and the board
agreed to print the manifesto
679
00:34:19,606 --> 00:34:21,932
in order to protect the men
at Austen Media.
680
00:34:21,942 --> 00:34:23,667
Technically, you're a
member of that group.
681
00:34:23,677 --> 00:34:25,569
Per my advice,
682
00:34:25,579 --> 00:34:29,272
they voted to publish it
only on the Daisy Chain cover.
683
00:34:29,282 --> 00:34:31,108
Your advice?
684
00:34:31,118 --> 00:34:34,111
Well, I was consulted privately, yes.
685
00:34:34,121 --> 00:34:36,913
All due respect to your title.
686
00:34:36,923 --> 00:34:40,584
I mean, you may enjoy
splashing that hysterical screed
687
00:34:40,594 --> 00:34:42,352
all over Austen Media,
688
00:34:42,362 --> 00:34:45,055
but I won't sign off on a
half-million dollar expenditure
689
00:34:45,065 --> 00:34:48,258
so you can feel relevant.
690
00:34:48,268 --> 00:34:49,534
It's nothin' personal, honey.
691
00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:54,297
It isn't personal, is it? No.
692
00:34:54,307 --> 00:34:57,067
I see that now.
You're only doing your job.
693
00:34:57,077 --> 00:35:00,103
And protecting me from my sh decision.
694
00:35:00,113 --> 00:35:02,239
You've always been chivalrous that way.
695
00:35:02,249 --> 00:35:04,641
Like when you insisted
on wearing a condom
696
00:35:04,651 --> 00:35:07,944
when you screwed my second...
Or was it my third? assistant.
697
00:35:07,954 --> 00:35:11,715
- I didn't... You...
- Doubly thoughtful since she was only 20
698
00:35:11,725 --> 00:35:15,085
and completely incapable of taking
care of an illegitimate child,
699
00:35:15,095 --> 00:35:17,387
or for you pressuring her
to have an abortion.
700
00:35:17,397 --> 00:35:20,257
You know, I think you
should tell your wife.
701
00:35:20,267 --> 00:35:22,759
I bet she would thank you
for protecting her
702
00:35:22,769 --> 00:35:24,494
from getting an ugly divorce.
703
00:35:24,504 --> 00:35:26,897
Maybe even give you
a half-decent roll in the hay.
704
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,900
I'm not like those men. She...
705
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:32,269
Jenni, it was very consensual.
706
00:35:32,279 --> 00:35:36,273
I'm not a predator.
And my marriage is very...
707
00:35:36,283 --> 00:35:38,842
Complicated. I know...
708
00:35:38,852 --> 00:35:39,976
honey.
709
00:35:39,986 --> 00:35:41,453
Aren't they all?
710
00:35:43,356 --> 00:35:45,415
Approve the expenditure.
711
00:35:45,425 --> 00:35:47,984
And tell Pablo never
to question my authority again
712
00:35:47,994 --> 00:35:49,828
or he'll be begging for a job at Avon.
713
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,926
This is last-meal good.
714
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,994
- Are you faking it?
- Mmm.
715
00:35:58,004 --> 00:36:01,364
I'm on death row, they go and
ask me "What do you want?"
716
00:36:01,374 --> 00:36:04,501
I am sayin', "Bring me this cake."
717
00:36:04,511 --> 00:36:06,803
You know, I considered
baking you a four-layer,
718
00:36:06,813 --> 00:36:08,472
but I hardly know you.
719
00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:10,340
- Ah.
- Come on. One bite.
720
00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:11,608
No. Come on.
721
00:36:11,618 --> 00:36:13,677
I can't do cake. Look at me.
722
00:36:13,687 --> 00:36:15,553
I am lookin' at you.
723
00:36:19,392 --> 00:36:22,452
I wanted to tell you, the other
night when I called you...
724
00:36:22,462 --> 00:36:24,287
I'd stopped taking these meds.
725
00:36:24,297 --> 00:36:25,789
- I'm really embarrassed.
- Don't.
726
00:36:25,799 --> 00:36:26,990
We're friends.
727
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,658
But you went above and beyond.
728
00:36:28,668 --> 00:36:30,894
You brought me water, you...
You didn't have to do that.
729
00:36:30,904 --> 00:36:32,804
You were going through something.
730
00:36:34,074 --> 00:36:36,066
You know, um...
731
00:36:36,076 --> 00:36:38,168
you made me touch your skin.
732
00:36:38,178 --> 00:36:41,037
Oh, my God, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
733
00:36:41,047 --> 00:36:44,407
Don't be. You were right.
734
00:36:44,417 --> 00:36:46,651
It's soft.
735
00:36:49,589 --> 00:36:51,648
I wanted to run something by you.
736
00:36:51,658 --> 00:36:54,251
Do you think that it's possible
737
00:36:54,261 --> 00:36:58,221
that Jennifer is an offshoot
of Calliope House?
738
00:36:58,231 --> 00:36:59,931
I feel like th...
739
00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,726
What?
740
00:37:02,736 --> 00:37:07,063
I don't know, I feel like
they're trying to trigger me.
741
00:37:07,073 --> 00:37:08,665
Like, radicalize me.
742
00:37:08,675 --> 00:37:10,257
It's possible.
743
00:37:10,268 --> 00:37:11,918
They get bomb threats.
Did you know that?
744
00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,870
Yeah. Yeah, I am aware of that.
745
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,705
And they're cruel.
746
00:37:15,715 --> 00:37:18,074
Like, they put me through pain.
747
00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:20,277
They... They have plenty of money,
748
00:37:20,287 --> 00:37:23,180
the women are all crazy-devoted
to Verena. It's like a cult.
749
00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:25,582
There's something going on there.
750
00:37:25,592 --> 00:37:28,259
It's too much for me. I'm walkin' away.
751
00:37:31,698 --> 00:37:33,464
What if I asked you not to?
752
00:37:35,202 --> 00:37:36,893
I just said I think they're a cult
753
00:37:36,903 --> 00:37:38,762
and they're probably
connected to Jennifer.
754
00:37:38,772 --> 00:37:41,306
And I'm sayin'
I think you're probably right.
755
00:37:42,809 --> 00:37:44,534
Jennifer kills people.
756
00:37:44,544 --> 00:37:46,976
You want me to hang out with them?
757
00:37:46,987 --> 00:37:49,405
You're already hangin' out with them.
That's why it'll work.
758
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,608
Why what'll work?
What, are we gonna bust 'em?
759
00:37:51,618 --> 00:37:53,337
Maybe. Finding a link?
760
00:37:53,348 --> 00:37:56,580
Look, if I thought you were
really at risk, I wouldn't ask.
761
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:58,715
Jennifer's not interested
in hurting women, right?
762
00:37:58,725 --> 00:38:01,251
Oh, well, that's comforting. Not at all.
763
00:38:01,261 --> 00:38:02,719
They're feminists, right?
764
00:38:02,729 --> 00:38:06,256
They limit their fire to bad guys.
765
00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:09,492
Look, you help me crack this,
766
00:38:09,502 --> 00:38:12,229
think of the story you're gonna write.
767
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,564
You. Not Kitty, you.
768
00:38:14,574 --> 00:38:16,299
Think of the people that you'll help.
769
00:38:16,309 --> 00:38:18,001
And I'm gonna be watching you.
770
00:38:18,011 --> 00:38:20,678
There's no way I'm gonna let
anything happen to you.
771
00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:25,516
I promise.
772
00:38:29,789 --> 00:38:32,423
Haven't you ever wanted to be a hero?
773
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,218
- Thank you, Frank.
- Sorry, Ms. Montgomery.
774
00:38:39,228 --> 00:38:41,287
It's not a good time.
He's behind closed doors.
775
00:38:41,297 --> 00:38:44,031
I know you're not grabbing
my Saint Laurent.
776
00:39:02,351 --> 00:39:03,876
Shit, Stanley!
777
00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:05,745
You all right?
778
00:39:05,755 --> 00:39:07,313
Goddamnit!
779
00:39:07,323 --> 00:39:10,183
Ohh. You struck my drone.
780
00:39:10,193 --> 00:39:12,084
I don't see any blood.
781
00:39:12,094 --> 00:39:14,220
Good. If you had hit my face...
782
00:39:14,230 --> 00:39:16,189
God forbid. Not the moneymaker,
783
00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:17,924
not the moneymaker...
784
00:39:17,934 --> 00:39:21,494
So, you're all wound up.
Do I need to fire somebody?
785
00:39:21,504 --> 00:39:24,764
You might.
But that's not what it's about.
786
00:39:24,774 --> 00:39:26,065
This Jennifer thing.
787
00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:27,834
Jennifer who?
788
00:39:27,844 --> 00:39:29,569
The organization.
789
00:39:29,579 --> 00:39:31,704
Hmm. Terrorists, you mean.
790
00:39:31,714 --> 00:39:34,707
One man's terrorist is another
woman's liberator, Stanley.
791
00:39:34,717 --> 00:39:36,776
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
792
00:39:36,786 --> 00:39:40,947
It means this is a ground-floor,
billion-dollar opportunity.
793
00:39:40,957 --> 00:39:43,516
This is Apple stock in 1980.
794
00:39:43,526 --> 00:39:47,186
What are you talking... There's
nothing to invest in, Kitty.
795
00:39:47,196 --> 00:39:49,088
Have you been watching the news?
796
00:39:49,098 --> 00:39:52,291
Jennifer is getting
to every woman on the planet.
797
00:39:52,301 --> 00:39:54,927
They're tapping into something
that you can't understand.
798
00:39:54,937 --> 00:39:57,196
You need to let me
take the tiller on this.
799
00:39:57,206 --> 00:39:58,798
On what? J...
800
00:39:58,808 --> 00:40:00,900
Just tell me what you want to do.
801
00:40:00,910 --> 00:40:02,869
It's already done.
802
00:40:02,879 --> 00:40:04,737
We're publishing the manifesto
803
00:40:04,747 --> 00:40:06,906
on the cover of every girls'
and women's magazine
804
00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:08,441
in your catalogue.
805
00:40:08,451 --> 00:40:10,710
Trust me. They're gonna
fly off the shelves.
806
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,079
I wondered what all those
phone calls were about today.
807
00:40:13,089 --> 00:40:17,049
This thing is going to be
bigger than climate change.
808
00:40:17,059 --> 00:40:18,818
We could make our bones, Stanley.
809
00:40:18,828 --> 00:40:21,428
I made my bones, Kitty.
810
00:40:22,999 --> 00:40:25,633
Fine. Whatever you want.
811
00:40:27,303 --> 00:40:28,761
We're not gonna fight this out?
812
00:40:28,771 --> 00:40:30,463
I don't feel like fighting, Kitty.
813
00:40:30,473 --> 00:40:32,439
I just had a hot stone massage.
814
00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:43,584
You used to be a lion.
815
00:40:46,422 --> 00:40:48,022
Maybe.
816
00:40:50,192 --> 00:40:52,359
Is that why you stopped screwing me?
817
00:40:53,596 --> 00:40:54,954
I stopped screwing you
818
00:40:54,964 --> 00:40:57,857
long before you stopped fighting me.
819
00:40:57,867 --> 00:41:01,093
- Who remembers?
- I do.
820
00:41:01,103 --> 00:41:03,470
Good night, Stanley.
821
00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:17,176
At least now you know you don't have
to worry about me anymore, huh?
822
00:41:17,186 --> 00:41:19,353
I think you're in good hands
with Verena. I do.
823
00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:24,350
I hope they're getting through to you.
824
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,119
There's some egg salad in the fridge.
825
00:41:27,129 --> 00:41:28,629
Thank you, Mama.
826
00:41:32,335 --> 00:41:34,301
I love you, honey.
827
00:41:35,471 --> 00:41:37,705
I love you too.
828
00:41:41,544 --> 00:41:43,669
Are they getting through to you?
829
00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:46,038
I think so...
830
00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:47,414
yeah.
831
00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:57,391
OK.
832
00:41:59,395 --> 00:42:01,988
- Bye.
- Bye.
833
00:42:01,998 --> 00:42:03,330
Be safe.
834
00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:12,098
Back then,
835
00:42:12,108 --> 00:42:14,433
nothing was getting through to me.
836
00:42:14,443 --> 00:42:16,335
Hello, Dr. Burton's office.
837
00:42:16,345 --> 00:42:18,504
Hi, this is Alicia Kettle.
838
00:42:18,514 --> 00:42:21,007
I'm calling to put
a deposit down on my surgery.
839
00:42:21,017 --> 00:42:23,376
Because I didn't want to be the hero.
840
00:42:23,386 --> 00:42:26,086
I still wanted to be
the hero's girlfriend.
841
00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:32,918
While I was hell-bent on finishing
my personal revolution,
842
00:42:32,928 --> 00:42:35,521
Kitty was helping
light the fuse of Jennifer's.
843
00:42:35,531 --> 00:42:37,184
She may have been wrong about me,
844
00:42:37,195 --> 00:42:39,629
but she was right about them.
845
00:42:44,664 --> 00:42:47,039
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