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Don't get so fidgety!
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Ammari sowasowa Shinaide
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You're always looking all over the place!
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Anata wa itsudemo kyorokyoro
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Stop looking away from me!
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Yosomi 0 suru no wa yamete yo
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More than anyone else, I...
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Watashi ga dare yori ichiban
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...love you, love you, love you the best!
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suki yo... Suki yo... Suki yo...
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..love you, love you, love you!
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suki yo... Suki yo... Suki yo...
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..love you, love you, love you!
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suki yo... Suki yo... Suki yo...
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..love you, love you, love you!
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suki yo... Suki yo... Suki yo...
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On nights when the stars are twinkling...
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Hoshitachi ga kagayaku yofuke
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.../ dream all about you.
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Yumemiru no anata no subete
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I love you, but you act like you don't know.
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Aishite mo anata wa shiramburi de
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| bet you're crazy for someone else by now!
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Imagoro wa dare ka ni muchuu
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Ah! Men all have so many loves.
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Aa otoko no hitotte ikutsu mo ai o motteiru no ne
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Ah! You're spreading them all over...
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Aa achikochi ni baramaite
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..and making me worry!
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Watashi o nayamaseru wa
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Don't get so fidgety!
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Ammari sowasowa Shinaide
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You're always looking all over the place!
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Anata wa itsudemo kyorokyoro
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Stop looking away from me!
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Yosomi 0 suru no wa yamete yo
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More than anyone else, I...
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Watashi ga dare yori ichiban
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../ove you the best!
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Ichiban suki yo
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GOAT AND CHEESE
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It's not an octopus!
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Why is there a goat here?
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Well, it's a statue of a goat that my
great-grandfather was fond of.
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Young Master... you shouldn't
go too near the statue.
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Yes, that's true.
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Is there some superstition about it?
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The details are not very clear to me, either...
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..Dut there's a saying that states that
an unimaginably horrible event...
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..Will occur if you take a photograph
in front of the statue...
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A photograph?
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Father!
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That's dangerous, Shutaro.
Father!
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Which of us is being dangerous here?
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You're the one who told me that taking
photos in front of this statue...
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..Was absolutely prohibited!
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Ah... that's true!
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Don't "that's true" me!
Ah... that's true!
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Next Day
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| see... SO...
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..these are the photos from that event?
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Ominous.
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They look like plain old ordinary photos to me.
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Look carefully, you great big idiot!
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Who's a great big idiot?
Look carefully, you great big idiot!
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Who's a great big idiot?
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Who's a great big idiot?
Oh no! What's this goat?
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There wasn't a goat there at the time.
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Then this really is a photo of a ghost.
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OK! We're leaving!
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Sakura! Where are we going?
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It's simple! We'll first go to
your house and uncover...
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..the truth behind this!
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Is that so? Just as | thought.
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First, please have a look at this.
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It's a photo of the goat when it was alive.
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Hmm... this is an old photograph.
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Well, my grandfather was always
enamored of new things.
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During the early Meiji Period, he
imported many exotic things.
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This camera came into his possession at that time.
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However...
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"What's wrong?"
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"Don't they say, the one in the middle of a photo..."
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"... Will die an early death?”
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"Hmm... Aha! | have a good idea..."
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"This way there shouldn't be any problem."
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"Of course, what a good idea."
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Judging by this expression... the
goat must have really hated it.
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It is said that my grandfather later repented...
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..and, after the goat's death,
wishing to calm its spirit...
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..he erected that statue.
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But ever since, if a photo is taken there...
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A goat appears, right?
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Yes... that is correct.
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The horrible part is what occurs after that, though...
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A ghost goat seeks out those
who were photographed...
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..and devours their photos!
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Oh, is that all?
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Still, it's creepy...
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And as for those who had their photos eaten...
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To tell the truth, it's very hard to say, but...
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..they all DIED!
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Hitting me won't solve the problem!
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We all know that already!
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So... if we don't let the ghost goat
eat the photos, we're safe.
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Aha! Let's get rid of the photos
before they're eaten.
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Hey, Lum! Burn the photos
with your electric shocks.
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Gotcha!
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Look out!
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That was a close one!
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What are you trying to do?
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Those who tried to escape fate
by getting rid of their photos...
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..for example, those who burned the photos!
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..those who cut up the photos!
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..the girl who washed her photo away!
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..the grade-schooler who buried
his photo in the ground!
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Help!
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Even worse, the one who tried
to get rid of the photo...
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..by pouring acid on it!
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Enough already!
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In short, those who got rid of the photos...
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..met the exact same fate, and on
the same day, as their photos...
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..or So the rumors say.
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That means we can't get rid of the photos.
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In any case, we have to think of a plan.
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Mr. Mendou, is there anybody
who knows someone...
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..who died when his photo was
eaten by the ghost goat?
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There is... moreover, it's someone
you all know quite well.
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But, still, for it to be you, of all people...
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| thought I'd never tell this story again in my life.
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You may regret it after you've heard
it, but you don't mind, do you?
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Please begin, Sir.
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Yes... it was near the end of
the Pacific War, in 1945...
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Imphal... Saipan... Guam...
Defeat after defeat...
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..the front line backed up further and further...
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..and Japan's defeat seemed apparent to everyone.
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It was around that time...
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..that my father at last received his draft notice.
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The day before entering the army...
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..@ photo of my father was taken atop that hill...
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..and in that photo, the goat's ghost appeared!
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After my father joined his unit,
he remembered the story...
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..but by then it was too late.
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That night, the goat's ghost appeared
at the maximum-security post...
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..and devoured the photo!
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From then on, my father, as though pulled by fate...
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..wWas, that very night, placed ona
transport ship bound for lwo Jima.
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And the next morning...
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..the ship was attacked by
an American task force...
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..and supposedly sunk.
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Well, I'm sorry | wasn't of any help.
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Not at all, thank you very much.
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What an awful story to listen to.
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| didn't want to listen.
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Nothing to worry about.
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The photos, as you can see, are
protected by a magic circle.
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The ghost goat shouldn't be able to do anything.
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That's... right!
We'll be OK!
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W... what's that?
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Newspaper!
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Th... this is...
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..just the evening paper!
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Sorry, sorry! My hand slipped.
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Don't deliver newspapers at this hour!
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What is it this time?
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Goat's... footsteps?
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They're getting closer...
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Oh, excuse me, you have guests?
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What is that?
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That is my mother.
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A woman's scream, like tearing silk!
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What's wrong, Miss?
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Are you Okay?
What's wrong, Miss?
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Uh... ah... over... there... noises...
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In any case, calm down.
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|... | had finally finished cleaning up...
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..and was about to return to my
room, when | passed by here.
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But then, | heard a sound.
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Yes, it was like paper being crumpled up...
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..like something was eating paper...
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But no one should be eating
in this area at this time...
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Then suddenly this white shadow floated up.
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| couldn't see very well, but it
was like some sort of beast!
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These bean-paste pancakes
are delicious, aren't they?
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In any case, let's return quickly!
Sakura's alone in the room!
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W... What is it this time?
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A horse?
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We don't keep horses inside the mansion.
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Hey, Mendou!
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Hey, Mendou!
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Hmm?
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One... Two...
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Three!
One... Two...
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It's a runaway horse!
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Well, how was it?
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Words fail me...
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Enough already!
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It's a goat!
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It's a goat!
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Don't let it in the room!
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Spirit disperse!
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The... the ward's not working!
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You! Ghost! I'll execute you myself!
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Have mercy, big brother!
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Moroboshi, you wouldn't be
so cruel either, would you?
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There is a reason for this, Ryoko.
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WHAT?! If the photos are eaten, you... you'll die?
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How... how terrible...
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Eat up...
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THAT never occurred to me!
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Mendou!
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Are you feeling all right?
Mendou!
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What are you trying to do?
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Oh, | just thought I'd put you out of your misery.
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It... it a-ate them all!
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Oh... please wait for me!
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It's hopeless! We're all going to die!
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Calm down, Shinobu... that was a real goat!
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You're lying! Don't try to make me feel better!
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It's... all over!
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Ah... what was my life?
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Ataru, the jinx; the gang boss
of Butsumetsu High School...
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..only strange guys were attracted to me...
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..and in the end, I'm to be killed
by the ghost of a goat!
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No! | can't die, and leave this
youth and beauty behind!
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This was left behind...
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..the goat's droppings!
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Then it really wasn't a ghost?
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Correct...
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It's actually my goat.
Correct...
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R... Really?
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Be at ease, Miss.
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Here's what you've all been waiting for!
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The real ghost goat!
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Oh, well, you see, it was just
wandering around, lost...
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Don't bother to bring it here!
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Even though it's appeared, there
aren't any photos left!
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| thought that might be the case...
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..S0 | made a lot of extra prints.
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You want to kill your son that much?
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Er... Don't get so mad.
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The origin of the problem was the
mistake that our ancestors made.
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Let's not involve anybody else...
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..and take responsibility for this ourselves!
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You take it by yourself!
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What... what do | do?
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Shinobu! Don't let the goat get to it!
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Ataru! Pass!
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Darling!
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Moroboshi, just keep running!
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Lum! | brought it!
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Ten! Ten, I've been waiting for you!
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Wait a second! What's that thing on his back?
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A phantom-exorcism raygun!
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| had Ten bring it here!
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With this, you can get rid of even
the most evil of phantoms!
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Really?
258
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:17,305
If you had such a thing, why
didn't you bring it earlier?
259
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,59
All right! With this, | have the
strength of a hundred!
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| wonder... I'm feeling vast uncertainty here.
261
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Hey, goat! | will now deliver your elegy.
262
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Think of it as an honor that
|, Mendou Shutaro...
263
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..Will send you to heaven by my own hand!
264
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Did you do it?
265
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,391
There's something strange about it!
266
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,858
Look at that! It's become a giant!
267
00:19:11,25 --> 00:19:13,319
What?! It's not my fault!
268
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,874
What? You'll die if the photos are eaten?
269
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Is that so? Well, I've known you for a long time...
270
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..but have a nice, safe trip to heaven, Okay?
271
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Hey! Jariten!
272
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Hey! Jariten!
273
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What?
274
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:35,758
What?
275
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,182
What! What are you doing?
276
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,643
There! Now you're in the same boat!
277
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,187
Yay! Ten's in the same boat!
278
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,64
Now, just a minute,
Lum!
279
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,213
Fighter squadron now airborne!
280
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,215
Young Master, your orders.
281
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:21,220
Roger! Spread out immediately
and commence attack!
282
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Roger!
283
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,702
The missiles aren't working! Y-Young
Master! What do we do? Over!
284
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,789
Use your bare hands! Over!
285
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,855
This is really something!
286
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,109
They've been wiped out!
287
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,632
Where's the goat?
288
00:21:48,98 --> 00:21:51,393
They've been eaten!
289
00:21:59,26 --> 00:22:03,155
To think that it all ended this way.
290
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:08,494
Shutaro, in order for you to become
leader of the Mendou clan...
291
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:12,623
..| brought you up strictly, so you
would acquire refinement.
292
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,167
But to not have taught you rulership...
293
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..and for this to have happened as well...
294
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..ohutaro... rest in peace.
295
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,468
I'm still alive!
296
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,472
Ah! You're all right, my son!
297
00:22:29,98 --> 00:22:30,516
How dare you talk like that?!
298
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:34,770
It's your fault the problem began in the first place!
299
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:41,68
Now, wait a moment, Mendou,
your father had his own ideas.
300
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,70
As the ancient saying goes...
301
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"The lion pushes his cubs
into a bottomless ravine...
302
00:22:46,73 --> 00:22:49,577
..and pushes down, yet again,
the cub that climbs up."
303
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,581
My father, too, was a very strict man.
| resented him, but as they say...
304
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",.when you want to be filial, your
parents are no longer alive."
305
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,502
When he died three years ago,
| finally began to think...
306
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,547
..that perhaps he was a good father, after all.
307
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:06,176
Three years ago?
308
00:23:07,11 --> 00:23:11,891
Wait a minute! Didn't your father die in the war?
309
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,978
How old do you guys take me to be?
310
00:23:16,61 --> 00:23:20,190
The transport ship my father
was on was, in fact, sunk...
311
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,943
..but, by some miracle, my father was spared...
312
00:23:23,68 --> 00:23:24,820
..and lived in good health until three years ago.
313
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:30,868
Father! Aren't all those whose
pictures were eaten, dead?
314
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,80
They did indeed die...
315
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,750
..but all after living a normal lifespan!
316
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,358
Oh... oh, Shutaro!
317
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:10,282
Hey, Sakura, what' a
"normal lifespan?"
318
00:24:11,75 --> 00:24:14,244
Hmm... a normal lifespan is...
319
00:24:20,00 --> 00:24:22,211
..Something that silly old men like these...
320
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,591
..cannot attain!
321
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:14,763
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
322
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:14,763
Hen to hen o atsumete motto hen ni shimashou
323
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:21,729
Weird, weird space is super-weird!
324
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:21,729
Hen na hen na uchuu wa taihen da da da
325
00:25:22,21 --> 00:25:28,444
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
326
00:25:22,21 --> 00:25:28,444
Chotto chotto nani yo nani yo nani ka hen da wa
327
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:36,326
Hold on. What? What?
Something's definitely a little weird!
328
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:36,326
Chotto chotto nani yo nani yo doumo sukoshi hen ne
329
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:42,750
If it gets weird, it becomes fun!
330
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:42,750
Hen ni nareba tanoshikunaru
331
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:50,549
Hearts pop up and fly away into the night sky!
332
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:50,549
Kokoro ga hajikete yozora e tobidasu
333
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:57,431
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
334
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:57,431
Hen to hen o atsumete motto hen ni shimashou
335
00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:02,978
Weird, weird space is super-weird!
336
00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:02,978
Hen na hen na uchuu wa taihen
337
00:26:03,62 --> 00:26:10,778
Super-weird! Terrible!
338
00:26:03,62 --> 00:26:10,778
taihen taihen da
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