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♪ GOT TO LEAVE TOWN
GOT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT ♪
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♪ SPENT ALL MY RENT
GIRL, YOU KNOW I ENJOYED IT ♪
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♪ YEAH
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♪ AIN'T GOING TO HANG AROUND
TILL THERE'S NOBODY DANCING ♪
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♪ I DON'T WANT TO HOLD HANDS
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♪ AND TALK ABOUT
OUR LITTLE PLANS ♪
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♪ ALL RIGHT
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♪ COLD HARD BITCH
JUST A KISS ON THE LIPS ♪
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♪ AND I WAS ON MY KNEES
I'M WAITING, GIVE ME ♪
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♪ COLD HARD BITCH... ♪
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[ DIRTMITS PLAYING "GET ON" ]
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♪ ...YOU'RE STUCK HERE
IN THE MIDDLE ♪
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♪ AND YOU GOT IT
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♪ STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
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♪ YOU'RE STUCK HERE
IN THE MIDDLE ♪
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♪ AND YOU GOT IT
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♪ YEAH
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♪ YEAH
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I'M AN ADULT NOW. WHOO!
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DEEP THROAT.
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DEEP THROAT. LET'S GO!
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WHOO!
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WHOO-HOO. YEAH!
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AHH.
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I'M GOING TO COLLEGE! WHOO!
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EVENING, FELLAS.
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NICK!
BUDDY, LET'S GO.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
COME ON.
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GUYS, I CAN'T.
I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T.
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CHUG-A-LUG!
CHUG-A-LUG!
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PUT ME DOWN!
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OH, MAN, IT'S IN MY NOSE.
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ARE YOU WHACKING
WITH CONDOMS NOW?
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DUDE, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO USE THEM,
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NOT COLLECT THEM ALL.
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THEY'RE NOT HOCKEY CARDS.
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UNLESS...
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SHUT UP, MAN.
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DUDE, YOU ARE
TAPPING ASS TONIGHT.
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YEAH!
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WAIT. NO, NO.
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NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT,
YOU'RE NOT.
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YOU'LL BE FINE.
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JUST REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU.
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IT'S LIKE A PORN.
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YOU GOT FOUR POSITIONS,
THREE MINUTES EACH,
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AND THEN GO
FOR THE FACE.
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NO, TYLER.
NOT THE FACE.
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YEAH, THE FACE, MAN.
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MONKEYS HAVE BEEN
DOING IT FOR DECADES.
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PLUS, CHICKS LIKE IT.
IT'S AN EXFOLIANT.
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I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AROUND.
WISH ME LUCK.
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GOOD LUCK, NICK.
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HEY, KEEP THE WRAPPER.
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
AS A MEMENTO
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OR SOUVENIR
OR SOMETHING.
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PUT IT IN A BOOK OR--
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WHAT?
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I'LL BE OVER HERE.
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NOW, IT'S JUST A FEELING,
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AND IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHY,
BUT...
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I THINK YOU'VE GOT
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EXACTLY
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR,
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AND I COULD USE YOU
JUST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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THANKS, MR. SWACKHAMMER.
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I'LL CALL YOU FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
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YEAH, YOU DO THAT.
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TRISH!
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NICK, HEY.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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UM, THIS IS--[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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PLEASE HOLD.
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GO FOR THE HAMMER.
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NO WAY.
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I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR YOU.
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ARE YOU DRUNK?
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NICK, WE HAD A DEAL.
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SOME GUY
JUST SPILLED BEER ON ME.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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TRISH, COME ON.
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IT'S THE LAST DAY
OF HIGH SCHOOL.
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE THIS PLACE A VIRGIN
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ANY MORE THAN I DO.
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ALL RIGHT, NICK.
YOU'VE EARNED IT.
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WE BOTH HAVE.
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FOLLOW ME.
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OH, NO. OH, NO.
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♪ YEAH ♪
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MAKE SOME NOISE!
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[ GRUNTING AND MOANING ]
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[ KYPRIOS' "SEX" PLAYING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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WOW.
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WAS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THAT WAS THE BEST
TWO AND HALF MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
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REALLY?
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OH, WOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE WAITED SO LONG TO DO THIS.
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I'VE GOT TO MAKE UP
FOR LOST TIME.
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS
A LOT.
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OKAY.
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THATTABOY.
THATTABOY.
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YEAH.
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OH, SHIT.
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NO. OH, CRAP.
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WHOO!
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YOUR FRIENDS ARE
A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
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HEY, BUDDY,
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SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE.
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YEAH, NICK'S HAVING SEX
AND WE'RE NOT.
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COME ON. OPERATION POONTANG.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪ RIGHT NOW
I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING OF ME ♪
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♪ SEX
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♪ I'M ANYWHERE
THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE ♪
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♪ SEX
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♪ AND I WANT YOU TO
THINK THAT I'M LOVE ♪♪
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ON YOUR LEFT, SON.
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WHAT'S THIS FOR?
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WHOO.
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IT'S A PIERCING CHAIR.
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OH, GOD.
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YOU GUYS ARE
DOING PIERCINGS NOW?
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YEAH, WE'RE DIVERSIFYING.
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LOOK. THEY CALL IT
THE JAVELIN.
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YOU WANT ONE
ON THE HOUSE?
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DRINK UP.
YIN YANG HUO.
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HORNY GOAT WEED.
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AFTER A ROUGH NIGHT
OF SEX,
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IT'S JUST THE THING.
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EXCUSE ME?
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OH, DON'T BE COY,
NICK.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS.
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OUR LITTLE BOY FINALLY
LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
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SUCH A SHAME IT WAS WITH
THE SPAWN OF LUCIFER.
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WHAT?
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WHO?
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OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
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HEY, NICK.
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TRISH.
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JERRY, TONI.
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I WAS WONDERING
WHERE YOU WENT.
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I HAD TAE KWON DO
CLASS THIS MORNING.
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AH!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YEAH, I GET UP...
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BOTH: BEFORE NOON.
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YOUR FOLKS
SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.
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YEAH.
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LOOK, I HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME
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LAST NIGHT.
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OH, GOD, SO DID I.
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OH, HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY.
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THANK YOU.
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WHAT'S WITH THE BAGS?
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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I WON'T LIVE
ON THIS ISLAND
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FOREVER, NICK.
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MY MAJOR'S
IN COMMUNICATIONS.
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THIS IS GOOD FOR ME.
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THE WHOLE SUMMER?
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I MEAN, TRISH,
WHAT ABOUT US?
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WHAT ABOUT OUR PLANS?
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NICK, THOUSANDS OF GIRLS
APPLY FOR THIS THING.
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HE SAID
I'M HIS FIRST CHOICE.
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YOU MET THIS GUY
YESTERDAY.
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HEY, TRISH.
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IT'S GO TIME, KID.
YOUR EAGER BEAVER AWAITS.
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BACK OFF, SWACKHAMMER.
WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT.
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LOOK, MY RESUME
COULD USE THE EXPERIENCE.
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IF YOU CARED FOR ME,
YOU'LL TELL ME TO GO.
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OKAY.
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WE'RE GOING TO STAY FAITHFUL,
RIGHT?
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I'LL TRY.
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YOU'LL TRY?
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COME ON, NICK.
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ENGAGED.
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OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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UM--
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[ PROPELLER WHIRRING ]
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YO, TRISH. LET'S GO.
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BE SMART.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP
LIKE YOUR PARENTS.
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[ GOB'S "BREAK" PLAYING ]
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WHOO!
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♪ WELL, YOU PLAY IT
COOL AND SWELL ♪
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♪ BUT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
ALL HELL ♪
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♪ PLAN TO MAKE A BREAK
THINK AND THEN FORGET ABOUT IT ♪
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♪ BETTER IF IT BLINKS OUT
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♪ I'M NOT GETTING THROUGH
AT ALL ♪
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♪ I DON'T WANNA PRAY
I DON'T WANNA PRAY ♪
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♪ I DON'T WANNA PRAY
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♪ I JUST WANNA GET ON...
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AAH!
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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SENDING SOME E-MAIL PHOTOS
TO TRISH
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IN CASE SHE GETS HOMESICK.
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SHE'S BEEN GONE
FOR WEEKS, PAL.
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GET OVER IT.
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COME ON, DO YOU SEE
THOSE WAVES OUT THERE?
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THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
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I'VE BEEN SURFING
WITH A HARD-ON
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ALL MORNING.
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COME ON. YOU WANT IN?
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TYLER, IN ALL THE YEARS
YOU'VE KNOWN ME,
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HAVE I EVER GONE SURFING?
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OH, NICK, LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU CALL THIS A LIFE?
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IT'S ABOUT
TAKING CHANCES, MAN.
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KICKING ASS.
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LOOK AT DIME OUT THERE.
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HE'S A TOTAL FEEB,
AND HE RISKS DYING
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EVERY TIME
HE GOES OUT THERE,
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YET HE KEEPS DOING IT.
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
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UH, YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
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CARPE DIEM.SEIZE THE DAY?
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GOT IT.
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I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
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EXCUSE ME?
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CAN YOU GIVE ME
A HAND HERE?
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I'M HAVING TROUBLE
WITH MY STRAPS.
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UH... YEAH.
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SURE.
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COME ON IN.
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD
WITH KNOTS,
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BUT I CAN TELL...
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YOU'VE GOT REALLY GREAT HANDS.
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THANKS.
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I BET YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
WITH THEM.
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YEAH, I BET YOU ARE.
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YOU KNOW, I...
I'M, UH...
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I'M SEEING SOMEONE,
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SO I'M A LITTLE
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
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WE'LL JUST LEAVE
OUR EMOTIONS OUT OF IT.
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REALLY, I'M FLATTERED,
THANK YOU, BUT...
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OH, COME ON.
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I MEAN, THEY SAID
YOU'D BE TOUGH,
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BUT I AM
HALF-NAKED HERE.
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THEY? WHO'S THEY?
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UM...
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HI, HONEY.
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HEY, BUD.
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE
JUST TRYING TO,
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YOU KNOW, CHEER YOU
UP A LITTLE BIT,
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GET YOUR MIND OFF TRISH.
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OH, AND SHE GAVE US
A TERRIFIC RATE.
250
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YEAH, WELL...
251
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YOU GUYS GOT ME A HOOKER?
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OH, NO, NO.NO, NO.
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I'M A MASSAGE
THERAPIST...
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BUT FOR AN EXTRA 50,
I CAN, YOU KNOW--
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NO, NO. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,
AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
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AND SMART,
257
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AND SHE'S
GOING SOMEWHERE,
258
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AND AFTER THESE
MUCH MUSIC AWARDS ARE OVER,
259
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SHE'S GOING TO
COME BACK HERE--
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WHOA.
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THE MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS?
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YEAH.
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00:10:44,530 --> 00:10:45,570
LET ME GUESS.
264
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INTERNSHIP
WITH LENNY SWACKHAMMER?
265
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,410
YOU KNOW HIM?
266
00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:53,370
OH, I KNOW HIM ALL RIGHT.
ALL NINE INCHES, IN FACT.
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I HAD
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S JOB
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LAST YEAR.
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00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:57,810
THAT SWACKHAMMER,
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HE MADE THOSE AWARDS
ONE HELL OF A NIGHT.
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WHOO!
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00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:03,860
WAIT. WAIT.
273
00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,300
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH,
275
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BUT I DO RECALL
ME AND SWACKY
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IN A NICKELBACK SANDWICH.
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THE SWACKHAMMER INTERN DELUXE.
278
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APPARENTLY,
IT'S A TRADITION.
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WANT A DEMONSTRATION?
280
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NO, ACTUALLY.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
281
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CAN I KEEP THIS?
282
00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:23,620
OH, YEAH.
SURE, BABE, SURE.
283
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,750
OH, HEY, YOU WANT
A FREE NIPPLE RING?
284
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YEAH.
285
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:37,670
[ HORN HONKS ]
286
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NICK!
287
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,020
FREE BOOZE.
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
288
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:44,380
DUDE, A BEER TRUCK JUST
JACKKNIFED ON THE HIGHWAY.
289
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,030
A RIVER OF PALE ALE
ON THE NUMBER 4.
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LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
291
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SORRY, GUYS.
292
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:49,990
I GOT TO
SIT THIS ONE OUT.
293
00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:51,030
I'VE GOT
SOME PACKING TO DO.
294
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,350
ONE-WAY TICKET
TO TORONTO.
295
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:53,990
FLIGHT LEAVES
IN THE MORNING.
296
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YOU'RE FLYING OUT
TO SEE TRISH?
297
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,120
WHY?
298
00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,090
THE GIRL HAS A FULL-TIME JOB.
299
00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,310
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME--
300
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,090
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO MARRY ME.
301
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:03,790
IT LOOKS REAL,
DOESN'T IT?
302
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,970
IT COST ME 10 BUCKS.
303
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,270
HOPEFULLY IT WILL
TIDE OVER
304
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,790
UNTIL I CAN GET HER
SOMETHING BETTER, BUT--
305
00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,180
WHAT?
306
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,970
YOU GUYS THINK SHE'S GOING
TO KNOW IT'S FAKE?
307
00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:15,490
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?
308
00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:16,400
DUDE,
309
00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:18,240
I'M JUST TAKING YOUR ADVICE.
310
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,680
YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU WANT,
AND YOU GO FOR IT, RIGHT?
311
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,630
I MEANT GET DRUNK, GET LAID,
GO SKYDIVING,
312
00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:25,680
NOT THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY...
313
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FAG.
314
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[ REVS ENGINE ]
315
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CONGRATULATIONS.
316
00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,440
HEY, HEY, HEY.
317
00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:43,080
WHO WANTS BROWNIES?
318
00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,220
NOT RIGHT NOW, THANKS.
319
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:45,220
OH, YEAH.
320
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,220
OH, AND LISTEN, SON,
321
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:47,310
WE'RE, UH...
322
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,830
SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE
WHORE THING.
323
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:50,830
I THOUGHT SHE WAS
A MASSAGE THERAPIST.
324
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,830
HONEY...
325
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,710
WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE DOING THIS
326
00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:56,150
BECAUSE YOU LOVE TRISH,
327
00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:58,270
NOT BECAUSE
SHE FINALLY POPPED YOUR CHERRY.
328
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,370
STOP SAYING THAT.
329
00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:01,850
GUYS, I LOVE HER.
330
00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:03,850
OKAY? I REALLY DO.
331
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,370
FINE, FINE, FINE.
HAVE A BROWNIE.
332
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,850
[ WIND CHIMES CLATTER ]
333
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:09,290
UH, I'LL GET IT.
334
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,770
CONGRATS ON THE WEDDING.
LET'S DRINK.
335
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,030
I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T APPROVE.
336
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,340
I DON'T.
337
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,780
BUT I CAN'T SEND MY DAWG
OFF TO THE SLAUGHTER
338
00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:21,430
WITHOUT
A PROPER FAREWELL.
339
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,690
I APPRECIATE IT, GUYS,
BUT I GOT AN EARLY FLIGHT.
340
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,350
MUFFIN.
341
00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,010
OKAY, TWO BEERS, MAX.
342
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,880
[ ♪♪♪ ]
343
00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:42,230
SHIT!
344
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,890
MY PLANE. MY PLANE.
345
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,250
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
346
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,080
DUDE, WILL YOU CUT
THAT OUT, PLEASE?
347
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,780
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
MY FLIGHT.
348
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:05,260
RELAX, SPARKY.
WE'LL GET YOU TO TORONTO.
349
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,740
OH, THANK GOD.
350
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,090
I THOUGHT I SLEPT IN.
351
00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,740
OH, YOU DID.
352
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:13,180
WHAT? HOW? I HAD,
LIKE, TWO BEERS.
353
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,920
MOM.
354
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,180
DUDE, YOUR MOM'S
POT BROWNIES ARE KILLER.
355
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,530
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TOTALLY HOOK ME UP
356
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:20,970
WITH THAT RECIPE.
357
00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,540
PLEASE, WOULD YOU
CUT THAT OUT?
358
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:23,710
OKAY, WELL,
JUST TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT.
359
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:24,710
I'LL FLY STANDBY.
360
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:26,190
BACK OFF, MAN.
361
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,110
WE'LL GET YOU TO T-DOT.
362
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,590
DUDE, THE AIRPORT'S
THAT WAY.
363
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:31,900
YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
364
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:32,930
WE'RE TAKING
THE SCENIC ROUTE.
365
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,940
ROAD TRIP, BABY.
366
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,160
TOFINO TO TORONTO.
367
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,250
WHOO, SURPRISE!
368
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,330
NO. PULL OVER THE VAN.
369
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,770
NO CAN DO.
370
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,120
SCHEDULE'S
PRETTY TIGHT, NICK.
371
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,380
THE AWARDS
ARE LESS THAN SIX DAYS--
372
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,600
PULL OVER THE FUCKING VAN.
373
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,210
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
374
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,700
WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS
STOP YOU?
375
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,040
WELL, THEY WERE STILL PASSED OUT
WHEN WE LEFT, MAN.
376
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,130
NICK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT.
377
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:57,570
YOU OWE US THIS.
378
00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:58,570
I OWE YOU?
379
00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:01,660
CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL.
380
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,970
A RITE OF PASSAGE,
A FINAL SEND-OFF--
381
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,320
A TRAVELLING
BACHELOR PARTY.
382
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,280
GOOD ONE.
383
00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,710
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
384
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,760
OKAY, NICK, I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO BANFF BEFORE, OKAY,
385
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:13,680
AND I HEAR PRAIRIE GIRLS
TASTE LIKE CORN.
386
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:16,240
WHAT?
YOU LIKE CORN.
387
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,640
AS LONG AS WE GET LAID
AND YOU'RE IN TORONTO BY SUNDAY.
388
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,860
COME ON, DUDE, SAY YES.
389
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:24,200
SAY YES! SAY YES!
SAY YES, YES!
390
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,340
SAY YES!
STOP IT!
391
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,340
STOP IT! FINE, FINE!
JUST STOP IT!
392
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,340
SHIT!
393
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,950
YAHOO!
394
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,790
OH, OH!
395
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:43,400
OH, OH, COME ON.
LOOK AT ALL THAT ROOM!
396
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,620
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
SHOWING SOME LEG...
397
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,580
OR SOMETHING.
398
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,930
DON'T EVEN.
399
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,580
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
GOT US INTO THIS MESS.
400
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:51,930
HEY, YOU CALL IT A MESS.
401
00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:54,450
I CALL IT
OUR FIRST LEGITIMATE GIG.
402
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,930
SINGING TELEGRAMS
IS NOT A LEGITIMATE GIG.
403
00:15:57,930 --> 00:15:59,110
YES, IT IS.
404
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,110
IT'S JUST--
405
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:01,810
WHAT?
406
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:04,730
IF I WANTED A BULLSHIT JOB,
I WOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE ROCK.
407
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,070
SHUT UP.
408
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:08,330
OKAY, WE GOT TO GET
SOMEBODY HERE.
409
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,300
I KNOW.
410
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,340
COME ON.
411
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,470
OH, WINNIE!
412
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,690
OH, GOD.
413
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,170
SHOW LEG, LEG, LEG.
414
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,740
I'M SHOWING.
I'M SHOWING.
415
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,440
WELL, HELLO THERE.
416
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:24,570
[ SEXY FUNK PLAYING ]
417
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,700
OH, JOHNNY LEATHER,
418
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:30,180
WE GOT LOST
ON OUR WAY TO THE BEACH.
419
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,230
THANK GOODNESS
YOU PICKED US UP.
420
00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:33,840
HOW CAN WE
EVER REPAY YOU, HUH?
421
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,410
HOW ABOUT
YOU WORK MY STICK
422
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,500
WHILE I DRIVE?
423
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:37,580
WELL, SURE,
424
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,410
IF YOU PROMISE
TO POP MY CLUTCH.
425
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:42,670
OH, MINE TOO.
426
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,240
WHOO!
427
00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:49,250
OH, HO, HO, HO.
428
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,990
♪ BOWM BOWM CHICKY-CHICKY
BOWM BOW BOWM ♪
429
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,650
YES. GO, GO!
430
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:57,780
OKAY. UM...
431
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,090
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT STOPPING.
432
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,210
WHY THE HELL NOT, DUDE?
433
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,430
THIS IS A MOTOR HOME.
IT ISN'T A PINTO.
434
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,610
SHARE THE WEALTH.
435
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:05,090
DUDE, IT'S MY CAR,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
436
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,830
THIS IS A ROAD TRIP.
THERE ARE NO RULES.
437
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,440
GET OFF ME!
438
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,480
THE LAST THING WE NEED
439
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,540
ARE A COUPLE OF HAPLESS TRANNIES
SLOWING US DOWN.
440
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,100
LOOK, GUYS, COME ON.
441
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,150
THEY'RE GIRLS.
THEY'RE NEEDY.
442
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,840
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
STOP EVERY 10 MILES
443
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,020
SO THEY CAN PIDDLE
OR CHANGE THEIR PADS.
444
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,110
WELL, UH, I FOR ONE
COULD ALWAYS FIND TIME
445
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,240
FOR THE SANCTITY
OF FEMALE HYGIENE.
446
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,020
I BACK THAT UP,
BROTHER.
447
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:31,810
HEY, GIRLS, NEED A LIFT?
448
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:34,200
HI, MY NAME'S DIME.
449
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:39,040
OLD NICK HERE'S THINKING
LAW SCHOOL, U OF T,
450
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,610
SO HE'S TAKING
THE CAMPUS TOUR,
451
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,210
AND ME AND DIME,
WE'RE THE ENTOURAGE,
452
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,260
THE COMIC RELIEF, IF YOU WILL.
453
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:47,260
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU TWO?
454
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,520
SPILL IT.
455
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,000
OH, YOU KNOW, JUST A, UH...
456
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:55,270
COUPLE OF HAPLESS TRANNIES
TRYING TO FIND OUR WAY HOME.
457
00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,620
I HEAR YOU, SISTER.
458
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,880
HEY, HEY, FOOD STAND,
TWO KLICKS.
459
00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,970
CAN WE STOP?
460
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:01,670
WELL, YEAH, I CAN
ALWAYS USE A PIDDLE.
461
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:04,060
FANCY THAT.
I GOT TO CHANGE MY PAD.
462
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:16,120
OOH, WHAT A GENTLEMAN.
463
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,470
[ LAUGHS ]
464
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,300
HEY, DUDE, WHAT'S UP
WITH ALL THIS LAW BULLSHIT?
465
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,260
IT'S YOUR PLAN,
ISN'T IT? U OF T?
466
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,960
YEAH, EVENTUALLY,
BUT--
467
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:32,560
BESIDES, IT'S A WHOLE LOT BETTER
THAN THAT STUPID MARRIAGE IDEA.
468
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,140
AND DO US A FAVOUR.
469
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,090
KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF,
YOU KNOW?
470
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,960
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO SCARE OFF THE TALENT.
471
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:42,670
HUH?
472
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,140
THAT ONE LOOKS NAUGHTY.
473
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,230
SHE'S BUYING
A POPSICLE.
474
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,670
YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
475
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,640
WE'RE BOTH GOING TO KILL YOU,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WONDERING.
476
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,730
I WAS, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
477
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:02,990
LOOK,
I THINK WE GOT OFF
478
00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:03,990
ON THE WRONG FOOT.
479
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,430
UM...
480
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:09,040
SASHA, NEWFOUNDLAND,
STRUGGLING MUSICIAN.
481
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,960
EXCUSE ME?
482
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,950
THAT'S MY NAME,
483
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,260
WHERE I'M FROM, WHAT I DO.
484
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:16,130
THOUGHT I'D SAVE YOU THE TIME.
485
00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:17,570
THAT'S AWFULLY KIND OF YOU.
486
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,880
WELL, YOU STRIKE ME
AS THE KIND OF GUY
487
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,140
WHO DOESN'T HAVE TIME
FOR SUCH TRIVIALITIES.
488
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,140
WHY DID YOU
COME OVER HERE
489
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,270
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
490
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,670
LOOK, I JUST--
491
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:29,530
I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE,
BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SO...
492
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,510
SEE, I KNEW IT.
493
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:43,640
LOOK AT THAT SHIT.
494
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:48,300
[ PERRY COMO'S
"PAPA LOVES MAMBO" PLAYING ]
495
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,350
♪ OOH
496
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,300
♪ OOH
497
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:58,300
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
498
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:01,750
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
499
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,000
♪ LOOK AT THEM SWAY WITH IT
GETTING SO GAY WITH IT ♪
500
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,660
♪ SHOUTING "OLE" WITH IT
WOW ♪
501
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,920
♪ OOH
502
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,270
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
503
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,620
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
504
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,580
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
505
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,760
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
506
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,810
♪ PAPA DOES GREAT WITH IT
SWINGS LIKE A GATE WITH IT ♪
507
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,590
♪ EVENS HIS WEIGHT WITH IT NOW
508
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,160
♪ HE GOES TO
509
00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:21,720
♪ SHE GOES FRO
510
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,110
♪ HE GOES FAST
511
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,730
♪ SHE GOES SLOW
512
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,040
♪ HE GOES LEFT
513
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,900
♪ SHE GOES RIGHT
514
00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:36,260
♪ PAPA'S LOOKING
FOR MAMA ♪
515
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:40,310
♪ BUT MAMA IS
NOWHERE IN SIGHT ♪
516
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,300
♪ OOH
517
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:44,260
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
518
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:46,960
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
519
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,830
♪ HAVING A FLING AGAIN
YOUNGER THAN SPRING AGAIN ♪
520
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,750
♪ FEELING THAT ZING AGAIN
WOW ♪
521
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,230
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
522
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,230
PSST.
523
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,970
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
524
00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:59,450
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
525
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,970
♪ DON'T PLAY THE RUMBA
AND DON'T PLAY THE SAMBA ♪
526
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,810
♪ BECAUSE PAPA LOVES MAMBO
TONIGHT ♪
527
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,200
♪ OOH
528
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,380
♪ OOH ♪
529
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,940
CAN I OFFER YOU
SOME CARROT CAKE, EMILE?
530
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:18,960
SUGAR'S FOR THE WEAK.
531
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:22,350
RIGHT ON.
532
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,660
SO, UM...
533
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,610
JERRY TELLS ME YOU WERE
IN THE SPECIAL FORCES.
534
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:28,570
NOT SINCE THE COURT MARTIAL.
535
00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:31,620
YOU WERE
COURT-MARTIALLED?
536
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:32,970
I WAS TOLD
THAT YOU HAD RETIRED.
537
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,960
YEAH, YEAH,
BUT IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
538
00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,020
I MEAN--
539
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:38,970
THE GENERAL'S POODLE...
540
00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:41,230
IT BIT ME,
541
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:43,060
SO I KILLED
THE BITCH...
542
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,800
AND ATE IT.
543
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,370
OH, OKAY.
544
00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:47,370
THEY WANTED
TO LOCK ME AWAY,
545
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,810
BUT YOUR HUSBAND,
546
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,200
HE WAS
MY CHARACTER WITNESS.
547
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,810
HE WAS VERY GOOD TO ME.
548
00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:55,600
YEAH, SO THAT'S WHY, YOU KNOW,
549
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,650
NOW EMILE WANTS
TO REPAY THE FAVOUR,
550
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,160
SO WE'RE GOING TO BE
HIS FIRST CLIENTS
551
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:01,260
IN HIS NEW P.I. FIRM.
552
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,730
RIGHT, OKAY.
553
00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:03,690
THIS WOMAN...
554
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,470
THE ONE NICK
WANTS TO MARRY,
555
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,960
SHE'S NO GOOD?
556
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,960
I...
557
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,790
SHE'S A CONNIVING BITCH...
558
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,480
YEAH.
559
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,920
AND NICK DOESN'T SEE IT.
560
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,230
HE'S CONFUSED,
HE'S YOUNG,
561
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,570
AND HE'S HORNY.
562
00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:17,220
WHICH IS WHY WE THINK
IT'S JUST BETTER
563
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:19,010
IF HE NOT MAKE IT TO TORONTO,
YOU KNOW, IN THE FIRST PLACE,
564
00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:20,190
SO MAYBE HE...
565
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,840
HE LOSES HIS MONEY,
566
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,970
OR HIS RV BREAKS DOWN.
567
00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:23,970
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
568
00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:25,280
WE'VE...
569
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,200
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
WE CAN FROM HERE, EMILE,
570
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:29,110
AND NOW
WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU.
571
00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:32,770
I'LL FIND YOUR BOY.
572
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,070
I'LL SKIN HIM AND I'LL STUFF HIM
FOR FREE.
573
00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:40,200
THAT WAS HUMOUR.
574
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:41,430
YEAH.
575
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,600
YEAH.
576
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,040
SASHA: WE'RE PITCHED
577
00:22:54,050 --> 00:22:55,310
AWFULLY CLOSE
TO THEIR WINNIE,
578
00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:56,790
DON'T YOU THINK?
I MEAN--
579
00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:58,270
SO, LET'S TALK
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS,
580
00:22:58,270 --> 00:22:59,660
BECAUSE I THINK
GENDER SEPARATION'S
581
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:00,920
A LITTLE
OLD-FASHIONED.
582
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:01,830
YEAH, SOUNDS OUTDATED TO ME.
583
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,760
SO ARE YOUR TACTICS.
584
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,580
SORRY, BOYS.
585
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:08,760
SO HOW MANY BEERS
WE GOT?
586
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,940
I DON'T KNOW. WHY?
587
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,150
BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS
ARE GOING TO NEED
588
00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:13,460
A LOT OF BOOZE.
589
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,770
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU GUYS,
590
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,810
BUT I'M PITCHING A TENT
IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.
591
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:19,730
SHUT UP.
592
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,860
DUDE, IT'S TURNING BLACK.
593
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,380
CHICKS LIKE IT BLACK.
594
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:28,600
HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU
ANYTHING?
595
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,170
DUDE, THEY'RE NOT
GOING TO EAT THAT.
596
00:23:31,170 --> 00:23:32,430
PULL IT OUT.
597
00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:35,170
HEY, TYLER PULLS OUT
WHEN HE IS GOOD AND READY.
598
00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:37,430
CHICKS RESPECT THAT,
599
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,750
AND THEY ALWAYS COME BACK
FOR SECONDS.
600
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:39,740
DUDE, IT'S ON FIRE.
601
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:40,440
JUST TAKE IT OUT.
602
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,350
DUDE, LET GO.
603
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:43,400
LET GO. DUDE--
604
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,010
OH, THAT WAS SMART.
605
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:47,840
THAT MARSHMALLOW
WAS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE,
606
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,230
YOU JACKASS.
607
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,710
WHY DON'T YOU LET
DIME COOK THIS ONE?
608
00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:54,500
BECAUSE THE FIRE'S TOO BIG,
TOO DANGEROUS FOR DIME.
609
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,070
YOU GUYS JUST SIT BACK,
RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
610
00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:59,200
WE'LL BE TAPPING THAT ASS
IN NO TIME.
611
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,160
OH, MY GOD!
612
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,200
GUYS, FIRE!
613
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,810
SHIT!
614
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:03,680
JILL!
615
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,290
MY GOD.
IT'S SPREADING.
616
00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:07,950
GUYS, IT'S SPREADING.
617
00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:09,520
STAND BACK!
618
00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:13,990
STAND BACK!
STAND BACK!
619
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:18,350
IT'S EMPTY.
620
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:19,830
DUDE.
621
00:24:19,830 --> 00:24:21,570
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
622
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:36,150
WHISKY?
623
00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:37,200
I'M DRIVING.
624
00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:39,060
WHISKY?
625
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,110
I'M ROLLING.
626
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,900
LADIES?
627
00:24:43,890 --> 00:24:45,540
JESUS CHRIST.
628
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,990
I'M SORRY. OKAY?
629
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,030
HOW MANY TIMES
DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT?
630
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,340
HERE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU CAN SPANK ME.
631
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,860
GO ON,
I DESERVE IT.
632
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:55,210
SPANK ME.
633
00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:57,820
FINE.
634
00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:59,210
WHATEVER.
635
00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:02,340
I'M GOING TO GO OUTSIDE
AND GET SOME FRESH AIR.
636
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:03,570
[ JERSEY'S "WHAT A WONDERFUL
WORLD" PLAYS ]
637
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:10,360
WHOO! YEAH!
638
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,150
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
639
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:19,890
♪ I SEE TREES OF GREEN
RED ROSES TOO ♪
640
00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:23,070
YOU LIKE THIS? COME UP HERE.
COME ON!
641
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:24,710
♪ ...FROM ME TO YOU
642
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,940
♪ AND I THINK TO MYSELF
643
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:30,600
YEAH!
644
00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:36,940
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
645
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:39,130
♪ I SEE SKIES OF BLUE
646
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,250
GOLDEN!
647
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:43,960
♪ AND CLOUDS OF WHITE
648
00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:48,350
♪ BRIGHT BLESSED DAY
AND THE DARK SACRED NIGHT ♪
649
00:25:48,350 --> 00:25:51,750
♪ AND I THINK TO MYSELF
650
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:56,620
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
651
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:58,620
[ LAUGHS ]
652
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,270
THANKS.
653
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,460
YOU'RE WELCOME.
654
00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:06,150
[ SIRENS BLARING ]
655
00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,500
TYLER!
656
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,680
WHAT'S UP?
657
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,200
COPS! FUCK.
658
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,770
WHOA, UH--
659
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:12,810
TYLER!
660
00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:16,860
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
661
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:22,210
♪ WORLD ♪
662
00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:29,570
SHIT!
663
00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:31,700
RELAX.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A TICKET.
664
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,790
WE CAN'T AFFORD
A TICKET, TYLER.
665
00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:34,710
WE CAN BARELY AFFORD
GAS TO ONTARIO.
666
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:35,960
UH, SASHA,
667
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,570
HIDE THE WEED
UNDERNEATH THERE.
668
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:38,570
HOLD ON A SECOND.
669
00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:39,570
IT'S BETTER THAN--
670
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:40,630
NO, WAIT!
671
00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:43,840
HOLY SHIT.
672
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,630
WHAT THE HELL?
DIME!
673
00:26:45,630 --> 00:26:47,070
IT'S JUST A FEW
SUPPLIES, YOU KNOW,
674
00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:48,060
IN CASE
SOMETHING HAPPENS.
675
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:51,110
LIKE WHAT? A NUCLEAR WINTER?
676
00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,110
OH, SHIT.
677
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,690
GOOD MORNING,
FUN BOYS AND GIRLS.
678
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,250
I WANT YOU TO STEP
OUT OF THE MOBILE HOME
679
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,690
AND KEEP YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, PLEASE.
680
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:08,300
ARTICLE C-17,
681
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:11,870
SURFING ON THE ROOF
OF A MOVING VEHICLE,
682
00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:13,390
$200 FINE.
683
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:17,050
VANDALISM,
ARTICLE B-35, $300 FINE.
684
00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:18,050
BUT THIS IS MY VAN.
685
00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:19,660
RESISTING ARREST,
686
00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:23,530
$500 FINE
AND SIX MONTHS IN JAIL.
687
00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:24,970
DO YOU MIND
IF I SEARCH YOUR VEHICLE?
688
00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:26,800
YOU CAN SAY NO, NICK,
689
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,190
BECAUSE, ACTUALLY,
HE NEEDS A WARRANT.
690
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:31,450
WARRANT.
691
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:36,540
DON'T PUSH IT, CARBO.
692
00:27:36,550 --> 00:27:39,290
I'LL ASK AGAIN.
MAY I SEARCH YOUR VEHICLE?
693
00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:40,600
FINE, JUST LET GO OF HIS ARM.
694
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,160
JESUS.
695
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,610
THIS SUCKS.
696
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,740
OPEN ALCOHOL IN A VEHICLE...
$350 FINE.
697
00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:00,260
HA HA.
698
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,220
AND IF HE FINDS MY STASH,
WE'RE SCREWED.
699
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,790
RELAX. HE'S NOT
GOING TO FIND IT.
700
00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:06,360
OH!
701
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,400
SHIT.
702
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,530
OH, MAN.
703
00:28:09,530 --> 00:28:12,490
THAT'S A LOT OF WEED.
704
00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:14,230
SO, WHAT'S THE
FINE FOR THAT?
705
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,070
TWO POUNDS
OF ILLEGAL NARCOTICS?
706
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,500
YEAH.
707
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,330
THAT'S NOT A FINE, HAMSTER.
THAT'S A BRIBE.
708
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,730
OKAY, FINE. HOW MUCH?
709
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,460
HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
710
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:25,900
YOU'RE ROBBING US?
711
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:27,600
IT'S CALLED EXTORTION,
SWEET CHEEKS.
712
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,600
NOW, YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON
OR NOT?
713
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,080
COME ON, GUYS,
FORK IT UP.
714
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,780
OH, HO, HO, HO, HO.
715
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,170
NO, PLEASE!
716
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:37,610
DO YOU WANT TO GO
THROUGH THAT AGAIN?
717
00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:39,050
IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT.
718
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,610
NO, PLEASE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DUMP IT ALL.
719
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:42,480
JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF
COMPASSION, PLEASE, NICK.
720
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,610
NO, COME ON.
HE'S A BAD MAN--
721
00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:46,350
SHH. IT'LL ALL
BE OVER SOON.
722
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:53,750
[ GROWLING ]
723
00:28:56,150 --> 00:28:57,200
GUYS?
724
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,370
[ GROWLING ]
725
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,430
SHIT, DUDE!
726
00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:22,780
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PRIVACY?
727
00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:25,040
I'M SORRY, UH, I JUST...
728
00:29:25,050 --> 00:29:26,880
I THOUGHT, UM...
729
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:29,440
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE SOMETHING ELSE.
730
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,090
[ GROWLING ]
731
00:29:31,090 --> 00:29:32,920
OH, SHIT! RUN!
732
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,790
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
733
00:29:34,790 --> 00:29:37,970
RIGHT, FURTADO'S IN.
SO IS AVRIL.
734
00:29:37,970 --> 00:29:40,100
I'M STILL WAITING
TO HEAR FROM SHANIA,
735
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,800
SO KEEP A DRESSING ROOM OPEN,
736
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,590
HOPEFULLY ONE...
CLOSE TO MY OFFICE.
737
00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:45,810
HERE'S YOUR
DOUBLE-SHOT LATTE,
738
00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:46,850
EXTRA FOAM.
739
00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:48,070
OH, THANKS, SWEETS.
740
00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:49,460
SIR, WITH ALL
DUE RESPECT,
741
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,640
I HARDLY THINK
THAT BEHAVIOUR IS APPROPRIATE,
742
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,860
ESPECIALLY IN A
WORK ENVIRONMENT.
743
00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:58,730
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
744
00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:03,210
TRISH, PLEASE ACCEPT
MY HUMBLEST OF APOLOGIES.
745
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:05,820
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
746
00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:07,440
JUDY,
747
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,010
WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MOMENT?
748
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
SURE.
749
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,270
I THOUGHT
SHE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
750
00:30:18,270 --> 00:30:19,270
SHE'LL BE
CLEANING OUT HER DESK
751
00:30:19,270 --> 00:30:20,270
BY THE END OF THE DAY.
752
00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:22,750
IN THE MEANTIME,
753
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,190
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE...
754
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,760
ASS WITH THAT COFFEE?
755
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,410
MM.
756
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:29,800
YOU ARE SO TALENTED.
757
00:30:29,810 --> 00:30:31,290
OH YEAH.
758
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,470
NICK...
759
00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:35,460
NICK!
760
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,900
HEY, NICK.
WAKE UP, BUDDY.
761
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,340
TYLER'S A HERO.
762
00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:41,390
HE SAVED YOU
FROM A BEAR.
763
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,510
SHUT UP, DIME.
HERE.
764
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,640
I GOT SOME
PAINKILLERS.
765
00:30:45,650 --> 00:30:47,170
GIVE ME THREE.
766
00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:49,480
EASY THERE, JUNKIE.
767
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,920
AND THIS IS A GUY
768
00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:53,260
WHO CALLS CAFFEINE
A NARCOTIC.
769
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:59,830
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY?
770
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,890
I'LL BE FINE.
771
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,360
I JUST NEED TO WALK IT OFF.
772
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,580
THANKS, DUDE.
773
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:08,850
WHOA, HEY, TYLER,
WHERE'D YOU GET THESE?
774
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,890
YOUR BAG.
775
00:31:09,890 --> 00:31:11,240
IN THE SMALL POUCH
IN MY BAG?
776
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,160
YEAH.
777
00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:16,240
DIME, WHAT DID NICK
JUST TAKE?
778
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,500
THREE HITS
779
00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:18,640
OF CONCENTRATED
FUNGAL TOXIN.
780
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,820
MUSHROOMS.
781
00:31:19,810 --> 00:31:21,810
SORT OF,
BUT WAY STRONGER.
782
00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,460
LIKE HALF A TAB
NORMALLY,
783
00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:26,390
AND YOU ARE
FUCKING ZOOMING.
784
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,900
SO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
TO HIM?
785
00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:30,700
WELL, HE'S NOT GOING
TO HAVE A HEADACHE.
786
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,520
[ ♪♪♪ ]
787
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,880
WHOO!
788
00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:39,870
[ LAUGHING ]
789
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,140
HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO HIM?
790
00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:44,060
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
THIS IS TYLER'S FAULT.
791
00:31:44,050 --> 00:31:45,530
OKAY, JUST RELAX.
OKAY?
792
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:46,620
WE'LL JUST GET HIM
INTO THE VAN.
793
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:47,970
OH...
794
00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:50,630
YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH...
795
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,340
[ PANTING ]
796
00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:05,730
OH, THIS IS
BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
797
00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:08,650
I'M GOING TO BUILD A HOME
RIGHT HERE.
798
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,480
THAT'S GREAT.
799
00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:12,690
LET'S GET YOU BACK
INTO THE VAN--
800
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:14,390
DON'T TOUCH ME!
801
00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:15,780
NO, I'M NOT LEAVING, MAN.
802
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,480
I TOLD YOU,
I'M BUILDING A HOUSE RIGHT HERE.
803
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,520
NICK? NICK.
804
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,000
TRISH...
805
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,350
TRISH.
806
00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:29,230
THIS IS LIFE.
807
00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:31,280
SMELL IT. IT SMELLS LIKE LIFE.
808
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,020
WHO'S TRISH?
809
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:37,460
MUSHIES TALKING. IT'S--
810
00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:43,030
OH, YOU HEAR THEM TOO.
811
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:45,420
OH, I LOVE YOU, TYLER.
812
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,170
OH, GOD.
813
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:58,040
OH, MY GOD.
814
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,220
THE YELLOW COWS
ARE COMING!
815
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:01,700
[ PANTING ]
816
00:33:03,130 --> 00:33:05,740
YEAH! YEAH!
817
00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:07,050
I SAY WE KNOCK HIM OUT.
818
00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:09,310
I SAY WE CALL IT A NIGHT
AND CAMP OUT HERE.
819
00:33:09,310 --> 00:33:10,700
OH, MY GOD.
820
00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:15,140
WHOO!
821
00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:23,280
HE'S ALIVE!
822
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280
YAY!
823
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,460
OH, HE'S ALIVE!
824
00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,330
YOU MADE IT.
825
00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:31,470
SO HOW IS OUR LITTLE TUGBOAT
THIS MORNING?
826
00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:32,510
TUGBOAT?
827
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,640
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
828
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,080
LET'S JUST SAY
YOUR TYPICALLY...
829
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,820
PRIVATE TIME WITH KLEENEX
AND A LITTLE LUBE...
830
00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:38,950
IT KIND OF BECAME
A PUBLIC EVENT.
831
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,130
WANKAPALOOZA,
YOU KNOW?
832
00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:41,220
WE COULD HAVE
SOLD TICKETS TO IT.
833
00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:42,080
YOU'RE JOKING ME.
834
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,210
DUDE,
YOU WERE LIKE A CHIMP.
835
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:44,570
OKAY?
836
00:33:44,570 --> 00:33:47,050
YOU WERE BEGGING US TO JOIN YOU.
837
00:33:47,050 --> 00:33:50,140
YOU KNOW, SOME THINGS
ARE JUST A LITTLE SACRED.
838
00:33:54,010 --> 00:33:55,750
OKAY, EVERYONE.
I'LL BE IN THE LAKE.
839
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:56,750
YEAH, SO WILL I.
840
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:57,880
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
841
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,230
I'M GOING TO
GRAB MY TOWEL.
842
00:33:59,230 --> 00:34:00,360
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
843
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,580
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
844
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:03,320
SASHA, WE'RE DIPPING IN SHIFTS.
845
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,890
SORRY, BOYS.
846
00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:06,500
YEAH, I'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON THE PERVS FOR YOU.
847
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,240
WHAT A PRUDE.
848
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,240
BYE, BOYS.
849
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,850
COME ON, DIME. LET'S GO INSIDE
AND ROOT THROUGH THEIR PANTIES.
850
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:18,170
NICK, YOU'RE, UH...
851
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,290
YOU'RE SWEEPING
THE FOREST.
852
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,480
YOU SURE YOU'RE STILL
NOT TRIPPING OUT?
853
00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:23,560
A LITTLE ZOOM-ZOOM?
854
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,520
YOU GUYS ARE MESSING
WITH ME, RIGHT?
855
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,480
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
856
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,480
THAT LITTLE TRIBAL THING
YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT,
857
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,440
IT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
858
00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:37,880
HELP ME WITH THIS?
859
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,230
WHOA. TRIBAL THING?
860
00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:42,490
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
861
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,290
OH, MAN, NICK'S
GOING TO KILL US.
862
00:34:55,290 --> 00:34:58,030
NOT WHEN HE SEES
THESE PICTURES.
863
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,730
WE'RE GOING TO HELL.
864
00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:05,470
OKAY,
LET'S FACE THIS, PAL.
865
00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:07,520
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GET IN JILL'S PANTS.
866
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,830
THIS IS THE NEXT
BEST THING.
867
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,170
ALL RIGHT? LOOK AROUND.
868
00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:14,170
TREES, LAKE, TITS AND ASS.
THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT.
869
00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,190
[ GIGGLES ]
WHAT?
870
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,190
WHAT?
871
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:30,190
NOTHING.
872
00:35:30,190 --> 00:35:33,930
UH, I'M GOING TO GO
CHECK ON THE KIDS.
873
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,770
GUYS?
874
00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:41,810
OH, GOD.
875
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:45,380
I HOPE JILL'S
WEARING HER SWIMSUIT.
876
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:46,820
NICK: WHAT THE HELL?
877
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,220
NICK?
878
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:52,470
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
879
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,700
SASHA, IT'S THAT COP!
880
00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,170
HE'S PUTTING SUGAR
IN OUR GAS TANK.
881
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,490
OKAY, I CAN'T SEE SHIT.
882
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,180
THIS ANGLE SUCKS. HERE.
883
00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:18,550
ANYTHING?
884
00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:20,730
LOOKEE HERE.
885
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,240
OKAY.
886
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,720
GRAB ONTO THIS BRANCH
AND REACH OUT.
887
00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:26,600
YOU GRAB ONTO THE BRANCH.
888
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,860
I EAT, DIME. I EXERCISE.
889
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:31,860
THIS BRANCH IS NOT GOING
TO HOLD ME, ALL RIGHT?
890
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:33,510
ALL YOU DO IS SMOKE WEED
AND MASTURBATE.
891
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,220
GRAB ONTO THE BRANCH.
892
00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:42,140
"ALL YOU DO IS SMOKE WEED
AND MASTURBATE, DIME.
893
00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:45,400
I WEAR A COWBOY HAT.
I'M A BIG DICK."
894
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:53,890
IT'S LOCKED.
895
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,450
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
896
00:36:55,450 --> 00:36:57,540
JESUS, SASHA,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
897
00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:58,720
EASY, LAW BOY,
I'M A MUSICIAN.
898
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,900
I'LL DO
WHAT I WANT, OKAY?
899
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,040
I KNEW IT.
IT'S A FAKE.
900
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:15,030
SON OF A BITCH...
901
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,090
WHAT'S HE WANT WITH US?
902
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,820
I DON'T KNOW.
903
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,870
ALL RIGHT.
904
00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:25,310
OKAY, NOW REACH OUT.
905
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,050
I'M JUST... HOLD IT STEADY.
906
00:37:27,050 --> 00:37:28,090
REACH OUT.
907
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,050
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
908
00:37:31,050 --> 00:37:32,750
OH, SHIT.
WHAT... WHAT DO I DO?
909
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:33,800
ANSWER IT.
910
00:37:33,790 --> 00:37:34,750
HELLO?
911
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,060
[ SCREAMS ]
912
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,240
OH, MY GOD!
913
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,030
DIME! DIME!
914
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,020
DIME.
915
00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:45,110
DIME, ARE YOU OKAY?
916
00:37:45,110 --> 00:37:46,850
OH...
917
00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:49,460
DIME, TALK TO ME.
DIME--
918
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,940
HEY!
919
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,680
WAS IT WORTH IT?
920
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,250
DEFINITELY.
921
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:07,350
[ HORN HONKING ]
922
00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:09,050
20 BUCKS?
923
00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:12,100
YOUR MOM WILL DO IT FOR 15,
ASSHOLE.
924
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:16,140
[ RV HORN HONKS ]
925
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:18,530
WHAT'S THE MATTER, OFFICER?
926
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:20,360
YOU BETTER
CALL FOR BACKUP, ASSHOLE!
927
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:23,930
[ ♪♪♪ ]
928
00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:30,850
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
929
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:45,080
WELL, WELL, WELL.
930
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,690
YOU CAME TO PLAY, BOY.
931
00:38:47,690 --> 00:38:51,820
[ ♪♪♪ ]
932
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,880
WELL, WE'RE LOOKING
AT $7.00 AND CHANGE.
933
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,100
YEAH, AND THAT'S NOT GOING TO
BUY US VERY MUCH.
934
00:39:01,010 --> 00:39:02,060
GIVE ME THE CASH.
935
00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:05,670
TYLER'S GOING TO MAKE IT
ALL BETTER.
936
00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:19,120
COME ON, FOLKS!
IT'S FOR CHARITY.
937
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,120
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
938
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,560
I'M THE DEPUTY MAYOR
OF MOOSE JAW,
939
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,560
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.
940
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,820
COME ON, PITCH A BALL.
PUT ME IN.
941
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:27,430
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
942
00:39:27,430 --> 00:39:29,480
DEFINITELY.
943
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,700
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
944
00:39:33,390 --> 00:39:35,520
YOU KNOW, I JUST...
I LOVE CARNIVALS.
945
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,910
WHEN... WHEN I WAS A KID,
946
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,360
I'D BEG MY BROTHERS
TO TAKE ME.
947
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,670
SEE THOSE BALLOONS?
948
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:44,750
THEY WOULD TIE
AS MANY AS THEY COULD
949
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:47,010
TO THE BACK OF MY PANTS
950
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,660
TO SEE IF I'D HAVE LIFTOFF.
951
00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:51,410
DID IT WORK?
952
00:39:51,410 --> 00:39:55,410
THEY EVENTUALLY
FOUND ME IN A TREE.
953
00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:57,500
AT LEAST
YOU HAD CARNIVALS.
954
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,760
IN TOFINO,
A BIG CRAZY NIGHT
955
00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:02,430
WOULD BE PLAYING BINGO
AT THE REC CENTRE.
956
00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:03,510
I LIKE BINGO.
957
00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:05,990
YEAH, I KNOW.
SO DO I.
958
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:07,430
YOU KNOW,
BEING IN A SMALL TOWN,
959
00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:08,950
IT'S COOL, BUT YOU...
960
00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:10,910
YOU JUST EVENTUALLY--
961
00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:13,570
YOU WANT MORE.
962
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,220
YEAH.
963
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:19,090
YEAH.
964
00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:21,440
HEY, BUDDY. HOW MUCH
FOR THOSE BALLOONS?
965
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,140
NICK, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
966
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:26,270
FUCK ME!
967
00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:28,880
I'M GETTING BETTER.
968
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,010
YOUR MAMA DIDN'T RAISE
NO QUITTER.
969
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:31,270
I RESPECT THAT.
970
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,720
SAVE IT, CARNY.
I'M OUT OF CASH.
971
00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:34,760
HEY, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.
972
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:38,020
IF IT'S MONEY
THAT TROUBLES YOU,
973
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:41,240
I GOT A WAY YOU CAN
POCKET SOME COIN REAL QUICK.
974
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,720
I'M LISTENING.
975
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,070
COME ON... LOVER!
976
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:46,810
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO
WITH THOSE BALLS, MAN?
977
00:40:46,810 --> 00:40:48,550
I'M NOT EVEN WET HERE.
978
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:49,640
COME ON,
ANYBODY ELSE HERE.
979
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,300
PSYCH!
980
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:53,780
OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF BALLS.
981
00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:55,740
WHAT'S UP?
982
00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:57,700
I'M GETTING TIRED HERE.
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
983
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,430
OH, WOW.
984
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,660
WHOA.
985
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,920
THAT WAS GOOD.
986
00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:19,150
WHAT DOES THIS PAY AGAIN?
987
00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:20,150
TWO DOLLARS...
988
00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:21,370
A MINUTE.
989
00:41:21,370 --> 00:41:23,420
TO ACT LIKE A BUNNY.
YOU'RE SHITTING ME.
990
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,250
WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?
991
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,500
UH, YOU'LL
FIGURE IT OUT.
992
00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:29,640
AND YOU MIGHT WANT
TO PUT THESE ON.
993
00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:33,600
OKAY.
994
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,520
HOP TO IT.
995
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:43,610
LOOKING GOOD.
996
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,930
HELLO?
997
00:41:57,930 --> 00:42:00,020
WHAT'S UP, DOC?
998
00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:03,070
[ DING DING ]
999
00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:09,850
STOP THAT!
1000
00:42:11,590 --> 00:42:14,640
STOP SHOOTING ME!
1001
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,610
THE PUSSY'S DOWN.
GO FOR THE FACE.
1002
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,990
FORGET THE FACE.
GO FOR THE BALLS.
1003
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:29,310
HONEY, ANY TIME NOW.
CAN SOMEBODY--
1004
00:42:31,530 --> 00:42:32,750
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
SHOW'S OVER.
1005
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,840
GO HOME TO YOUR WIVES
OR THE INTERNET,
1006
00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:36,220
OR WHEREVER YOU GET
YOUR WEIRD, SICK,
1007
00:42:36,230 --> 00:42:38,360
PERVERTED KICKS FROM.
1008
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,840
OH, YOU WERE GREAT.
1009
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,150
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
1010
00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:44,590
AT THIS RATE, ABOUT
75 BUCKS AN HOUR.
1011
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:45,620
[ SCREAMING ]
1012
00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:47,500
EXCELLENT.
1013
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,460
GUYS, WHERE'S,
UH, WHERE'S TYLER?
1014
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:53,030
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
GET BACK HERE!
1015
00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:54,120
[ ROARING ]
1016
00:42:54,110 --> 00:42:58,160
HOW DOES THIS FEEL?
1017
00:43:00,030 --> 00:43:02,420
NOW WHO'S THE LITTLE PUSSIES?
HUH?
1018
00:43:02,430 --> 00:43:05,350
YEAH! TAKE THAT!
1019
00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:07,300
LOOK AT YOU!
1020
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:09,000
WHAT?
1021
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,570
[ LAUGHING ]
1022
00:43:10,570 --> 00:43:12,570
SHUT UP.
1023
00:43:21,450 --> 00:43:22,930
[ POPPING AND SPUTTERING ]
1024
00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:25,800
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
1025
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,890
HEY GUYS, WHAT'S THIS FOR?
1026
00:43:29,890 --> 00:43:30,930
IT'S A...
1027
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:32,850
DETOUR.
1028
00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:55,700
BUCKLE UP, SUCKERS.
1029
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,660
OH YEAH, THIS...
THIS WAY SEEMS MUCH BETTER.
1030
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:03,580
THERE'S SHIT
FALLING DOWN AND STUFF.
1031
00:44:03,570 --> 00:44:04,960
IF THE RV'S A-ROCKING...
1032
00:44:04,970 --> 00:44:06,800
DON'T COME A-KNOCKING.
1033
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,060
[ LAUGHING ]
1034
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,760
THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S
FALLING APART.
1035
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,280
YOU SHOULD HAVE
BOUGHT JAPANESE.
1036
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,390
SHIT.
1037
00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:32,820
WE GOT TO GET OFF THESE
FREAKING TRACKS, OKAY?
1038
00:44:46,970 --> 00:44:48,580
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
1039
00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:49,800
OH, MY GOD.
1040
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,840
OH, MY GOD.
1041
00:44:58,060 --> 00:44:59,060
NICK, HURRY UP!
1042
00:44:59,070 --> 00:45:00,160
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
1043
00:45:00,150 --> 00:45:01,670
NICK, GET--
1044
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,460
OH, MY GOD--
1045
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:03,510
I'M TRYING!
1046
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,600
OH, SHIT.
1047
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,900
SHIT. WE'RE STUCK!
1048
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,820
OH, SHIT.
1049
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:14,260
GET OUT OF THERE!
1050
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,040
EVERYBODY OUT. GET OUT!
1051
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:23,880
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1052
00:45:23,870 --> 00:45:24,920
GET OUT!
1053
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,180
MY GUITAR!
1054
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:47,510
OH, NO.
1055
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:48,680
OH.
1056
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:54,290
MY SURFBOARD.
1057
00:45:54,290 --> 00:45:55,330
MY GIBSON.
1058
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,340
MY HOME.
1059
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:59,340
IS EVERYONE OKAY?
1060
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,990
MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH...
1061
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,610
GO TALK TO SOMEBODY
OR SOMETHING?
1062
00:46:02,610 --> 00:46:04,400
WE'LL BE STUCK
FILLING OUT REPORTS FOR A WEEK.
1063
00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:06,350
LET'S SPLIT.
1064
00:46:06,350 --> 00:46:09,400
ARE WE GOING TO TORONTO OR NOT?
1065
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,530
YEAH, LET'S...
1066
00:46:10,530 --> 00:46:11,490
LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE, GUYS.
1067
00:46:11,490 --> 00:46:12,490
COME ON.
1068
00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:13,880
COME ON, SASH.
1069
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,100
COMING.
1070
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:17,410
HURRY UP. COME ON.
1071
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,380
IT'S NOT BAD.
1072
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:29,330
IT TASTES LIKE
PRAIRIE GIRLS.
1073
00:46:29,330 --> 00:46:30,330
YOU DON'T KNOW
1074
00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:33,200
WHAT PRAIRIE GIRLS
TASTE LIKE.
1075
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,680
TYLER: IT COULD USE
A LITTLE SALT.
1076
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,420
BUTTER.
1077
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:37,730
I'M SURE
THE FARMER'S GOT SOME.
1078
00:46:37,730 --> 00:46:39,730
DO YOU THINK HE'D MIND?
1079
00:46:42,690 --> 00:46:45,650
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.
1080
00:46:45,650 --> 00:46:46,650
WAIT, WAIT.
1081
00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:47,960
UM, LISTEN, WE'RE SORRY.
1082
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,050
WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS
ON OUR WAY TO TORONTO.
1083
00:46:50,050 --> 00:46:51,750
YOU WITH THE CALLAHAN BOYS?
1084
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:53,740
SPREADING
GYPSY MOTHS...
1085
00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:55,220
KILLING MY CROPS.
1086
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:56,480
NO, SIR.
1087
00:46:56,490 --> 00:46:58,450
NO GYPSY MOTHS
HERE, SIR.
1088
00:46:58,450 --> 00:47:00,450
NO, LISTEN,
WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH.
1089
00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:01,840
OUR WINNEBAGO
GOT HIT BY A TRAIN.
1090
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,190
WE HAVE NO STUFF--
1091
00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:05,710
THAT WAS YOU? WHY...
1092
00:47:05,710 --> 00:47:08,970
I CAUGHT WIND OF THAT
ON THE OLD TRANSISTOR.
1093
00:47:08,980 --> 00:47:13,770
IT'S A MIRACLE
YOU KIDS ARE ALIVE.
1094
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,160
SHUCKS, THIS HERE'S A TEST.
1095
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,340
THE LORD BROUGHT YOU HERE,
1096
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,560
AND NOW I...
1097
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,040
AM YOUR SHEPHERD.
1098
00:47:27,390 --> 00:47:29,090
SO, HOW ABOUT
A HOME-COOKED MEAL
1099
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,000
AND A WARM PLACE TO SLEEP?
1100
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,390
SOUNDS GREAT.
1101
00:47:32,390 --> 00:47:34,610
YOU'LL BE BUNKIN' IN
WITH THE COWS TONIGHT.
1102
00:47:34,610 --> 00:47:36,660
HOPE YOU'RE NOT
LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
1103
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,180
ALL I ASK
1104
00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:41,920
IS THAT NO ONE TAINT THE PURITY
OF MY VIRGIN DAUGHTER.
1105
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,270
OH, YEAH. I GET IT.
1106
00:47:43,270 --> 00:47:45,010
IT'S LIKE
THE OLD FARMER'S JOKE.
1107
00:47:45,010 --> 00:47:46,450
YOU KNOW,
"YOU CAN SLEEP IN MY BARN,
1108
00:47:46,450 --> 00:47:48,150
"BUT DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH
1109
00:47:48,150 --> 00:47:51,410
MY GORGEOUS, COCK-HUNGRY
TEENAGE GIRL."
1110
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:53,410
IT'S NO JOKE, SON.
1111
00:47:53,410 --> 00:47:57,280
IN FACT, IN MY HOUSE,
IT'S THE 11th COMMANDMENT.
1112
00:47:57,290 --> 00:48:02,210
THOU SHALT NOT LIE...
WITH THY FARMER'S OFFSPRING.
1113
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,680
[ COCKS GUN ]
1114
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:04,990
UNLESS THOU WISH
THE WRATH
1115
00:48:04,990 --> 00:48:08,950
OF THY FARMER'S BOOM-STICK.
1116
00:48:08,950 --> 00:48:10,040
GOT IT?
1117
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,220
YES, SIR.
1118
00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:16,960
WHO'S HUNGRY?
1119
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,660
♪ ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS
1120
00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:25,320
♪ MARCHING AS TO WAR
1121
00:48:25,310 --> 00:48:28,920
OH, A TRAIN ACCIDENT.
1122
00:48:28,930 --> 00:48:30,760
YOU POOR SOULS.
1123
00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:33,100
PRAISE THE LORD
YOU'RE ALL OKAY.
1124
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:36,160
EVERYTHING LOOKS
WONDERFUL, MRS...
1125
00:48:36,150 --> 00:48:39,760
MY NAME'S LIBBY,
AND THIS IS JOSEPH.
1126
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,890
HOW DO?
1127
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:43,340
AND JOSEPHINE WILL
BE DOWN IN A MOMENT.
1128
00:48:43,330 --> 00:48:46,160
JOSEPHINE!
1129
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,990
HEY, DUDE.
1130
00:48:47,990 --> 00:48:49,510
HOW HOT DO YOU THINK
THIS GIRL IS?
1131
00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:50,990
DUDE,
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
1132
00:48:50,990 --> 00:48:53,250
THESE PEOPLE ARE HIDEOUS.
SHE PROBABLY HAS NO TEETH.
1133
00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:07,180
AH, JOSEPHINE.
1134
00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:10,530
YOU FINALLY DECIDED
TO JOIN US.
1135
00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:13,840
HI.
1136
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,500
GOD HELP US.
1137
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,850
OH, HI, SWEETIE.
1138
00:49:17,850 --> 00:49:19,900
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
1139
00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:23,240
OH, HAVE YOU MET
THE BOYS?
1140
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:25,860
HI.
1141
00:49:25,850 --> 00:49:26,980
HI.
HI.
1142
00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:34,080
JOSEPH:
SO, YOUNG MAN,
1143
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,950
YOU MENTIONED
YOU HAD A...
1144
00:49:35,950 --> 00:49:39,350
A JOKE BACK THERE
IN THE CORNFIELD, HUH?
1145
00:49:39,350 --> 00:49:42,090
UH, YEAH. IT'S A DOOZY.
1146
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,620
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1147
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:52,050
WILL YOU PLEASE EXCUSE ME?
I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL.
1148
00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:02,320
OH, DEAR, SHE DOES THIS
EVERY TIME WE HAVE GUESTS.
1149
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,320
POOR GIRL'S
JUST SO DARN SHY.
1150
00:50:06,330 --> 00:50:08,810
JOSEPH:
SO, YOU THERE.
1151
00:50:08,810 --> 00:50:10,070
YEAH, YOU.
1152
00:50:10,070 --> 00:50:11,640
MAKE US LAUGH.
1153
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,030
UH, YEAH, THE, UH...
1154
00:50:14,030 --> 00:50:17,770
FARMER'S DAUGHTER GAG.
UM, SURE, WHAT THE HELL?
1155
00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:20,300
TYLER, I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
1156
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:21,560
TYLER: SO THERE'S
THESE THREE GUYS
1157
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,080
THAT BAGGED
THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER.
1158
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,170
OH.
1159
00:50:25,170 --> 00:50:27,520
OF COURSE, UH,
THE OLD MAN FINDS OUT,
1160
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,130
AND GOES
AND GRABS A SHOTGUN
1161
00:50:29,130 --> 00:50:30,740
MUCH LIKE YOURS--
1162
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:34,270
YOU KNOW, TYLER,
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T.
1163
00:50:34,270 --> 00:50:35,970
UH, SO HE EXPLAINS
THEIR PUNISHMENT TO THEM,
1164
00:50:35,970 --> 00:50:37,970
THAT THEY HAVE TO GO
TO THE ORCHARD
1165
00:50:37,970 --> 00:50:40,710
AND FIND
THEIR FAVOURITE FRUIT,
1166
00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:42,500
AND ANYHOW, THE GUYS
THINK THEY GET OFF EASY,
1167
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,940
SO THEY GO, AND THEY GET
THEIR FRUIT OF CHOICE...
1168
00:50:43,930 --> 00:50:45,060
[ UNZIPPING ]
1169
00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:46,240
OH, OH, GOD.
1170
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,630
ARE YOU OKAY?
UH, YEAH.
1171
00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,110
DO YOU HEAR THAT,
JOSEPH?
1172
00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:51,980
THIS DARLING YOUNG MAN
1173
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:55,250
HAS VOLUNTEERED
TO SAY GRACE.
1174
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:57,120
GO AHEAD, SON.
1175
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,340
UH... UH...
1176
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,650
UH, DEAR LORD...
1177
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:06,470
THANK YOU
FOR GIVING US SUCH A...
1178
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,530
SUCCULENT MEAL,
1179
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,480
AND BLESS US,
1180
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,050
AND PLEASE FORGIVE US
1181
00:51:13,050 --> 00:51:14,790
FOR ANYTHING
THAT WE'VE DONE
1182
00:51:14,790 --> 00:51:18,490
OR ARE...
ARE DOING RIGHT NOW,
1183
00:51:18,490 --> 00:51:20,540
AND DON'T...
DON'T STOP LOVING US.
1184
00:51:20,530 --> 00:51:21,530
DON'T STOP, BABY.
1185
00:51:21,530 --> 00:51:24,790
PLEASE, DON'T STOP, OH...
1186
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,720
AND, UH...
1187
00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:30,240
AND LET US
JUST SWALLOW OUR SINS
1188
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,720
AND...
1189
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,420
OH...
1190
00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:34,940
OH, CHRIST.
1191
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:37,860
OH, CHRIST...
1192
00:51:37,850 --> 00:51:39,720
[ MOANS ]
1193
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:43,910
PRAISE JESUS.
1194
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,120
LIBBY: PRAISE JESUS.
1195
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,770
JOSEPH: PRAISE JESUS.
FEELS GOOD, DON'T IT?
1196
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:49,480
WHEN A GOOD PRAYER
LEAVES YOU DRAINED?
1197
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,210
OKAY, LET'S EAT!
1198
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,310
PASS THE MEAT.
1199
00:51:55,310 --> 00:51:59,360
[ MOANS ]
1200
00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:03,660
SO THEN--
1201
00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:05,790
WHEREABOUTS
DID YOU KIDS GROW UP?
1202
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,240
OH, MY GOD.
1203
00:52:07,230 --> 00:52:11,190
JILL...
1204
00:52:11,190 --> 00:52:12,190
ARE YOU OKAY?
1205
00:52:12,190 --> 00:52:13,760
HMM? MM-HMM. MM.
1206
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,370
OH.
1207
00:52:14,370 --> 00:52:16,720
OH... OH, GOD.
1208
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,720
JOSEPH,
SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON.
1209
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,240
OH!
1210
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:22,560
WAIT A SECOND.
1211
00:52:22,550 --> 00:52:23,730
I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
1212
00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:26,300
OH...
1213
00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:28,900
OH, OH...
1214
00:52:28,910 --> 00:52:29,960
FUCK YOU!
1215
00:52:29,950 --> 00:52:31,820
LIBBY,
CALL THE EXORCIST.
1216
00:52:31,820 --> 00:52:33,470
THESE KIDS ARE POSSESSED...
1217
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,740
AND GET MY GUN!
1218
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:37,090
NO, NO, NO, SIR,
I ASSURE YOU--
1219
00:52:37,090 --> 00:52:39,920
OH, SHIT!
1220
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,450
NOW, THAT'S IT. EVERYBODY OUT!
OUT, OUT!
1221
00:52:47,190 --> 00:52:49,100
AND TAKE LUCIFER
WITH YOU!
1222
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,410
[ GUNSHOT ]
1223
00:52:50,410 --> 00:52:51,460
[ SCREAMS ]
1224
00:52:51,450 --> 00:52:54,710
THE POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU!
1225
00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:57,630
THE POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU!
1226
00:52:57,630 --> 00:53:01,420
♪ AS YOU COME DOWN
1227
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:06,380
♪ I'M NOT READY TO GO
1228
00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:08,030
[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
1229
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:18,570
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1230
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,780
OH, I'LL GET THAT,
BABE.
1231
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,260
THANKS, HONEY.
1232
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,480
HELLO?
1233
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,480
JERRY. YEAH, IT'S EMILE.
1234
00:53:28,490 --> 00:53:30,320
OH, HEY, EMILE.
IT'S EMILE, BABE.
1235
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:31,970
RIGHT ON.
1236
00:53:31,970 --> 00:53:33,150
HOW ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
1237
00:53:33,140 --> 00:53:34,450
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
1238
00:53:34,450 --> 00:53:36,410
IS NICK GOING TO
MAKE IT TO TORONTO?
1239
00:53:36,410 --> 00:53:39,410
NO. NO, HE'S NOT.
1240
00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:42,370
OH, RIGHT ON, BUDDY.
THAT IS SUCH GREAT NEWS.
1241
00:53:42,370 --> 00:53:43,720
THANK YOU, EMILE.
1242
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,110
I KNEW WE COULD
COUNT ON YOU, MAN.
1243
00:53:45,110 --> 00:53:47,200
BYE.
1244
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,770
♪ I'M NOT READY TO GO
1245
00:53:48,770 --> 00:53:50,600
♪ I'M NOT READY...
1246
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,040
I TOLD YOU HE WAS
THE BEST, BABE.
1247
00:53:55,430 --> 00:53:57,260
SO COOL.
1248
00:53:59,690 --> 00:54:01,080
ONE DRINK EACH, GUYS.
1249
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,560
WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO BOOZE IT.
1250
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,080
NICK, AFTER ALL OF THIS,
WE CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO BOOZE IT.
1251
00:54:05,090 --> 00:54:08,400
[ BAND PLAYS
"I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN" ]
1252
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,270
♪ I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT
I'M FEELING ALL RIGHT ♪
1253
00:54:12,270 --> 00:54:15,010
♪ I'M GONNA
LET IT ALL HANG OUT ♪
1254
00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:16,010
♪ I WANT TO MAKE...
1255
00:54:16,010 --> 00:54:17,840
YOU SUCK ASS, BUDDY!
1256
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,580
♪ REALLY RAISE MY VOICE
1257
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:21,760
♪ I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT
1258
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,500
ROCK AND ROLL!
1259
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:29,070
♪ NO INHIBITIONS
1260
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:30,290
DUDE, I'M SAVING
YOUR LIFE.
1261
00:54:30,290 --> 00:54:31,290
BEAT IT.
1262
00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:34,340
GET OUT OF HERE.
1263
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,600
NOW, REMEMBER, FOLKS,
1264
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,430
THE DRUNKER YOU GET,
THE BETTER THEY SOUND.
1265
00:54:37,430 --> 00:54:40,430
300 BUCKS IS STILL
UP FOR GRABS,
1266
00:54:40,430 --> 00:54:43,350
SO KEEP DRINKING
THAT LIQUID COURAGE,
1267
00:54:43,340 --> 00:54:45,340
BECAUSE WE NEED
ANOTHER SUCKER ON STAGE.
1268
00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:47,310
[ PLAYING "WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN LATELY" ]
1269
00:54:47,310 --> 00:54:49,310
OOH, I SEE A TABLE.
1270
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:56,360
COUGAR ALERT.
AVERT YOUR EYES.
1271
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,620
AND LOSE
THIS OPPORTUNITY?
1272
00:54:57,620 --> 00:54:59,320
FUCK THAT.
1273
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,280
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN, LADIES?
1274
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,460
YOU GUYS
GOING TO SING A DUET?
1275
00:55:02,450 --> 00:55:04,580
MM-MM. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1276
00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:05,930
SASHA'S GOING UP
BY HERSELF.
1277
00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:08,800
YEAH, YOU HAVE ANOTHER,
YOU FREAKING LUSH.
1278
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,630
SASHA, I WANT TO SLEEP
IN A BED TONIGHT,
1279
00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:14,370
AND I WANT A PROPER SHOWER,
1280
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:16,430
BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WITH THE TALENT.
1281
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:19,420
NOW, GO UP THERE AND...
1282
00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:20,290
AND MAKE US SOME MONEY.
1283
00:55:20,290 --> 00:55:21,770
COME ON.
1284
00:55:21,770 --> 00:55:23,600
YEAH. GO FOR IT.
1285
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,860
HEY, I'LL EVEN BUY YOU A SHOT.
1286
00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:28,650
A SHOT. HMM.
1287
00:55:32,310 --> 00:55:34,830
KUNG FU. REALLY?
1288
00:55:34,830 --> 00:55:35,880
BLACK BELT?
1289
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:36,880
NATURALLY.
1290
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,800
IMPRESSIVE...
1291
00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:41,270
BUT THE QUESTION IS,
JUNIOR,
1292
00:55:41,270 --> 00:55:44,100
DO YOU HAVE YOUR BROWN BELT?
1293
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:45,410
AH.
1294
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:47,800
THE BROWN BELT.
1295
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,150
ASHAMED AS I AM TO ADMIT IT,
UH, I DON'T.
1296
00:55:51,150 --> 00:55:53,070
IN FACT,
1297
00:55:53,070 --> 00:55:54,680
MY FRIEND AND I
WERE HOPING
1298
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,990
TO EARN SUCH A BELT
HERE TONIGHT.
1299
00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:03,460
OH, WELL...
PERHAPS THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
1300
00:56:03,470 --> 00:56:05,650
YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT
REALLY TIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
1301
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,120
BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PEE.
1302
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:12,050
TIGHT.
1303
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,690
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ABOUT?
1304
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:15,090
WHAT WERE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1305
00:56:15,090 --> 00:56:16,610
WHAT'S WITH THE WHOLE
BROWN BELT STUFF?
1306
00:56:16,610 --> 00:56:20,220
DIME, LET ME
EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.
1307
00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:22,270
THE HUMAN FEMALE
HAS UP TO THREE OPENINGS
1308
00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:24,230
THAT CAN BE USED
FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE.
1309
00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:26,580
TO DATE,
WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH TWO.
1310
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:29,450
THAT'S WHERE
THE COUGARS COME IN.
1311
00:56:29,450 --> 00:56:31,710
OH, THAT...
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
1312
00:56:31,710 --> 00:56:33,710
THAT'S...
1313
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,850
WELL, I NEED A BEER.
1314
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,240
[ SONG ENDS ]
1315
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,640
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
1316
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,640
WHO'S TANKING NEXT?
1317
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,250
RIGHT HERE, GUYS.
SHE WANTS TO.
1318
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:48,470
WHOO!
1319
00:56:48,470 --> 00:56:49,910
GIVE HER SOME
ENCOURAGEMENT.
1320
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,350
COME ON. MAKE ME PROUD.
MAKE ME PROUD.
1321
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,920
WHOO-HOO!
1322
00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:59,960
YEAH!
1323
00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:07,050
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
1324
00:57:07,050 --> 00:57:08,750
YOU FIRST, PORKY.
1325
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:10,490
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHUT UP!
1326
00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:11,840
SHUT UP!
1327
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,540
OKAY, THIS IS...
1328
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:19,850
UH, THIS IS FOR ALL THE ASSHOLES
OUT THERE.
1329
00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:24,510
♪ PRISONER OF YOUR LOVE
1330
00:57:24,510 --> 00:57:32,210
♪ ENTANGLED IN YOUR WEB
HOT WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT ♪
1331
00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:35,390
♪ I'M CAPTURED BY YOUR SPELL
1332
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,660
♪ OH, YES, I'M TOUCHED
BY YOUR SHOW OF EMOTION ♪
1333
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:49,490
♪ SHOULD I BE FRACTURED
BY YOUR LACK OF DEVOTION? ♪
1334
00:57:49,490 --> 00:57:50,270
♪ SHOULD I?
1335
00:57:50,270 --> 00:57:53,580
WHOO! HA, HA.
1336
00:57:53,580 --> 00:57:56,320
♪ SHOULD I?
1337
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,150
♪ YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME
1338
00:57:59,150 --> 00:58:02,980
♪ THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE
1339
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,330
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE NO USE
1340
00:58:05,330 --> 00:58:06,980
♪ FOR WHAT YOU LOOSELY CALL
THE TRUTH ♪
1341
00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:09,200
♪ AND YOU'D BETTER
BE GOOD TO ME ♪
1342
00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:18,950
♪ I THINK IT'S ALSO RIGHT
THAT WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT ♪
1343
00:58:18,950 --> 00:58:26,570
♪ WHEN WE STAND FACE TO FACE
AND YOU PRESENT YOUR CASE ♪
1344
00:58:26,570 --> 00:58:29,970
♪ AND I KNOW YOU KEEP TELLING ME
THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪
1345
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,880
NOT BAD
FOR A NEWFIE, HUH?
1346
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,230
♪ BUT DID YOU THINK
1347
00:58:35,230 --> 00:58:37,490
♪ I'D JUST ACCEPT YOU
IN BLIND FAITH ♪
1348
00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:40,750
♪ OH, SURE, BABY
ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU ♪
1349
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,110
♪ AND YOU'D BETTER
BE GOOD TO ME ♪
1350
00:58:43,110 --> 00:58:47,160
♪ THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE
1351
00:58:47,150 --> 00:58:51,810
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME
FOR YOUR OVERLOADED LINES ♪
1352
00:58:51,810 --> 00:58:53,680
♪ YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME
1353
00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:59,420
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1354
00:58:59,430 --> 00:59:01,950
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1355
00:59:01,950 --> 00:59:05,870
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1356
00:59:05,870 --> 00:59:10,920
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1357
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,360
♪ YEAH ♪
1358
00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:16,530
YEAH!
1359
00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:19,360
YES! WHOO!
1360
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,190
YEAH!
1361
00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,280
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU GUYS,
1362
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,020
BUT I THINK
WE JUST FOUND OUR WINNER!
1363
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,720
YEAH!
1364
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,540
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
1365
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:30,890
NOT SO FAST, BOYS.
1366
00:59:30,890 --> 00:59:32,460
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
1367
00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:34,200
WHOO!
1368
00:59:35,770 --> 00:59:39,470
OH, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL TALENT.
1369
00:59:41,380 --> 00:59:43,250
YEAH! WHOO!
1370
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,730
FIRST PRIZE.
1371
00:59:44,730 --> 00:59:46,820
SECOND PRIZE.
1372
00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:49,520
YAY, SASH!
1373
00:59:51,350 --> 00:59:52,610
YES!
1374
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,710
ENOUGH FOR TWO HOTEL ROOMS
AND BREAKFAST.
1375
01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:07,020
NOT BAD
FOR SECOND PLACE.
1376
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,980
HEY, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
1377
01:00:08,970 --> 01:00:10,280
HEY, YOU CREEP.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM US.
1378
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:11,330
BUT HOW DID YOU
GET OUT--
1379
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,540
SORRY, PAL.
1380
01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:13,850
THIS BOY BELONGS TO US.
1381
01:00:13,850 --> 01:00:14,980
YOU, LET'S GO.
1382
01:00:21,420 --> 01:00:24,080
COME ON, SLICK.
LET'S GET COMFORTABLE.
1383
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,690
OKAY,
BUT I'M NO CHEAP WHORE.
1384
01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,430
YOU'RE BUYING ME
BREAKFAST.
1385
01:00:28,430 --> 01:00:32,520
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
1386
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,830
JILL?
1387
01:00:34,830 --> 01:00:37,310
JILL, OPEN UP.
1388
01:00:42,530 --> 01:00:44,450
I GUESS IT'S ME AND YOU.
1389
01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:52,410
I HAVE BEEN DREAMING
ABOUT THIS
1390
01:00:52,410 --> 01:00:54,460
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1391
01:00:54,450 --> 01:00:56,840
OH, I BET YOU HAVE.
1392
01:00:56,850 --> 01:00:58,850
OOH, OUCH!
1393
01:00:58,850 --> 01:01:01,590
AH.
1394
01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:03,810
YEAH, COME ON.
GET THEM OFF.
1395
01:01:03,810 --> 01:01:05,770
HOLA!
1396
01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:10,740
HERE WE GO.
1397
01:01:10,730 --> 01:01:12,510
WHAT ARE THOSE FOR?
1398
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:16,130
OH, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE,
LITTLE MAN. HMM?
1399
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,180
I REALLY WANTED TO.
1400
01:01:19,170 --> 01:01:20,560
YEAH, WELL, SO DID I,
1401
01:01:20,570 --> 01:01:23,180
BUT WE CAN WAIT
FOR ANOTHER TIME.
1402
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,750
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
1403
01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,530
KISS ME.
1404
01:01:27,530 --> 01:01:28,790
ARE YOU SURE,
BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE
1405
01:01:28,790 --> 01:01:30,570
YOU'RE KIND OF
ABOUT TO RELEASE.
1406
01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:31,890
JUST KISS ME.
1407
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:36,370
I CAN'T.
1408
01:01:36,370 --> 01:01:37,850
[ VOMITING ]
1409
01:01:37,850 --> 01:01:40,200
OH, GOD.
1410
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,200
SHH. OKAY, UH--
1411
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,990
YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT.
1412
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:59,090
THAT GIRL ON STAGE,
WHO IS SHE?
1413
01:02:01,390 --> 01:02:04,610
DID YOU LIKE HER?
1414
01:02:08,790 --> 01:02:10,100
YOU TAKE THE BED.
I'M GOING TO--
1415
01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,620
WE PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THIS BED,
1416
01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:18,410
AND I DEMAND
THAT WE ENJOY IT.
1417
01:02:18,410 --> 01:02:22,150
ARE YOU SUGGESTING
WE SHARE?
1418
01:02:22,150 --> 01:02:25,940
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
GET ANY IDEAS.
1419
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,770
I DON'T GET IDEAS.
1420
01:03:05,980 --> 01:03:08,500
NICE AND TIGHT...
1421
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:09,330
AROUND THE HORN...
1422
01:03:09,330 --> 01:03:11,290
YEE HAW!
1423
01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:16,860
SO HOW DOES THIS WORK?
1424
01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:18,730
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EARN
MY BROWN BELT THIS WAY?
1425
01:03:18,730 --> 01:03:24,210
OH, YOU WILL, BIG BOY.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
1426
01:03:24,210 --> 01:03:26,040
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING
BACK THERE,
1427
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,430
JUST BE CAREFUL,
BECAUSE I BRUISE EASY.
1428
01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:32,310
WHAT DO YOU THINK, CLAIRE?
1429
01:03:32,310 --> 01:03:33,880
SHOULD WE USE
THE BABY CARROT
1430
01:03:33,870 --> 01:03:35,570
OR THE EXCALIBUR?
1431
01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:37,750
BABY CARROT. BABY CARROT.
1432
01:03:37,750 --> 01:03:40,580
GOSH, HONEY,
1433
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:43,110
IT LOOKS LIKE WE LEFT
CARROT AT HOME.
1434
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:46,890
TOO BAD.
SO VERY, VERY SAD.
1435
01:03:46,890 --> 01:03:50,680
LOAD ME UP.
1436
01:03:52,890 --> 01:03:54,590
OH, DEAR LORD.
1437
01:03:59,420 --> 01:04:01,770
THAT WAS--
1438
01:04:01,770 --> 01:04:03,380
YEAH.
1439
01:04:04,990 --> 01:04:09,340
[ TYLER SCREAMING ]
1440
01:04:09,340 --> 01:04:11,950
[ TYLER MOANING,
BED BANGING ]
1441
01:04:15,570 --> 01:04:16,830
SOUNDS LIKE
WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES
1442
01:04:16,830 --> 01:04:17,920
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
1443
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,920
YEAH.
1444
01:04:24,010 --> 01:04:25,970
TYLER:
THIS IS GREAT. OH!
1445
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:49,040
COUGARS?
1446
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,130
HELLO?
1447
01:04:52,130 --> 01:04:54,740
HELP?
1448
01:04:54,740 --> 01:04:56,440
HELP.
1449
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:57,530
HELP!
1450
01:05:00,350 --> 01:05:04,830
TYLER:
HELP! HELP!
1451
01:05:04,830 --> 01:05:06,920
SOMEBODY!
1452
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:09,360
HELP!
1453
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,540
TYLER.
1454
01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:12,760
OH, MY GOD.
1455
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:13,760
OH, MY GOD.
1456
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,940
OH, DUDE.
1457
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,580
OH, MY GOD.
1458
01:05:19,590 --> 01:05:21,240
YOUR PLACE IS WAY BIGGER
THAN OURS.
1459
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,420
COULD SOMEBODY
1460
01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:23,550
JUST GIVE ME
A HAND, PLEASE?
1461
01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:26,420
DOES YOUR NEW FRIEND
HAVE A NAME?
1462
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:27,550
YOU GOT HICKEYS.
1463
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:30,420
NO, IT'S JUST A RASH.
1464
01:05:30,430 --> 01:05:33,260
DUDE, YOU NAILED SASHA.
1465
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:34,080
YOU NAILED MY SASHA?
1466
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,080
I DIDN'T NAIL ANYBODY.
1467
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,130
HEY. NICK, COME HERE.
1468
01:05:36,130 --> 01:05:37,310
WHAT? NICK, SOME
DETAILS, BUDDY.
1469
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,000
I KNEW YOU GUYS
WERE GOING TO HOOK UP.
1470
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,050
GIVE US THE JUICE,
MY FRIEND.
1471
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,390
GIVE US THE JUICE.
1472
01:05:41,390 --> 01:05:43,090
NICK, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
1473
01:05:43,090 --> 01:05:46,960
GUYS? OKAY, COME AND UNTIE ME.
1474
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:50,220
COME AND UNTIE ME, PLEASE.
SOMEBODY!
1475
01:05:50,230 --> 01:05:52,450
GUYS!
1476
01:05:52,450 --> 01:05:54,280
[ ♪♪♪ ]
1477
01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:57,580
COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
1478
01:05:57,580 --> 01:05:58,580
HURRY!
1479
01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:00,150
TYLER: I'M COMING!
1480
01:06:00,150 --> 01:06:01,760
SHUT UP! I'M A LITTLE SORE.
DON'T YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD!
1481
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,020
YEAH, TYLER. COME ON,
SHAKE YOUR ASS!
1482
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:05,370
FUCK YOU GUYS!
1483
01:06:09,510 --> 01:06:10,600
HEY.
1484
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,210
YOU KIDS CAN'T BE IN HERE.
1485
01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:16,260
RELAX, OLD MAN,
1486
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,990
WE COME BEARING GIFTS.
1487
01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:23,790
YOU THINK YOU CAN SHUT ME UP
WITH A LOUSY MICKEY OF BOOZE?
1488
01:06:28,270 --> 01:06:29,310
YOU'RE KIDDING.
1489
01:06:29,310 --> 01:06:31,440
WHAT? IT'S MY
PERSONAL STASH.
1490
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,310
DUDE.
1491
01:06:32,310 --> 01:06:35,050
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
1492
01:06:35,060 --> 01:06:37,720
HEY, THIS TRAIN GOES
THROUGH TORONTO, RIGHT?
1493
01:06:37,710 --> 01:06:40,060
TORONTO, YES?
1494
01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:42,280
OF COURSE IT DOES.
1495
01:06:58,300 --> 01:07:00,260
HEY, UH, MIND IF I
HAVE A LITTLE HIT?
1496
01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:02,820
BEAT IT.
1497
01:07:11,830 --> 01:07:13,830
HEY.
1498
01:07:16,050 --> 01:07:17,360
SO, DID YOU WANT TO--
1499
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,750
I'LL PASS.
1500
01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:20,970
OH, COME ON, NICK.
1501
01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:23,930
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
TURNING THIS DOWN, RIGHT?
1502
01:07:23,930 --> 01:07:26,540
SASHA, I MADE A MISTAKE.
1503
01:07:26,540 --> 01:07:30,280
YOU HAD SEX WITH ME
BY MISTAKE?
1504
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,800
WHAT, DID YOU SLIP
AND FALL AND ACCIDENTALLY--
1505
01:07:32,810 --> 01:07:34,550
WE WERE DRUNK.
1506
01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:35,940
WE HAD
A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
1507
01:07:35,940 --> 01:07:37,990
IT WAS GOOD,
BUT THAT'S IT.
1508
01:07:37,990 --> 01:07:41,120
IT WASN'T THAT GOOD,
SO DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
1509
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:43,250
LOOK, I'M NOT GOING
TO LAW SCHOOL.
1510
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:46,640
I... I HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
1511
01:07:46,650 --> 01:07:49,910
TRISH. I KNOW.
1512
01:07:49,910 --> 01:07:53,440
AND I'M GOING TO GO TO TORONTO
AND SEE HER AND...
1513
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,960
AND PROPOSE.
1514
01:07:57,050 --> 01:07:59,660
I'M, UH...
1515
01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:02,790
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO MARRY ME.
1516
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,060
IT'S FAKE.
1517
01:08:06,670 --> 01:08:08,930
I KNOW. IT'S TEMPORARY.
1518
01:08:08,930 --> 01:08:12,630
KIND OF LIKE ME.
1519
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,460
YEAH.
1520
01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:25,650
♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT ♪
1521
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,290
♪ BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
1522
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:30,480
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHEN
1523
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,140
♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS THAT ♪
1524
01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:37,310
♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT ♪
1525
01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:39,230
♪ BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
1526
01:08:39,220 --> 01:08:44,230
♪ I KNOW
YOU'RE WONDERING WHEN... ♪
1527
01:08:44,230 --> 01:08:46,450
WE'RE HERE.
1528
01:08:46,450 --> 01:08:48,800
GUYS, WAKE UP! WE'RE HERE.
1529
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,370
WE MADE IT.
1530
01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:53,500
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT.
1531
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,200
WE GOT HERE
WITH EIGHT HOURS TO SPARE.
1532
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,980
NICK...
1533
01:08:56,980 --> 01:08:58,500
GUYS,
ABOUT FIVE DAYS AGO,
1534
01:08:58,500 --> 01:08:59,890
TORONTO WAS A FARAWAY DREAM,
GUYS.
1535
01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:00,950
NICK.
WHAT?
1536
01:09:03,990 --> 01:09:05,340
NO.
1537
01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:06,650
NO!
1538
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,820
NO, YOU TOLD ME
WE WERE STOPPING IN TORONTO.
1539
01:09:08,820 --> 01:09:11,210
YOU SAID "THROUGH TORONTO."
1540
01:09:11,210 --> 01:09:13,650
YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT STOPPING.
1541
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,700
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1542
01:09:14,690 --> 01:09:16,520
I GAVE HIM
THE REST OF MY WEED.
1543
01:09:20,180 --> 01:09:23,660
MONTREAL, HUH?
1544
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,580
WELL, I GUESS WE'D BETTER MAKE
THE BEST OF IT.
1545
01:09:25,570 --> 01:09:29,230
[ "SUPER FREAK" PLAYING ]
1546
01:09:40,070 --> 01:09:43,550
♪ SHE'S A VERY KINKY GIRL
1547
01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:47,160
♪ THE KIND YOU DON'T TAKE HOME
TO MOTHER ♪
1548
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,900
♪ SHE WILL
NEVER LET YOUR SPIRITS DOWN ♪
1549
01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:52,680
♪ ONCE YOU GET HER
OFF THE STREET ♪
1550
01:09:52,690 --> 01:09:53,650
♪ OOH
1551
01:09:53,650 --> 01:09:55,430
WHOO!
1552
01:09:55,430 --> 01:09:56,820
ROAST BEEF
AND A SIDE OF TITTIES.
1553
01:09:56,820 --> 01:09:58,560
ARE WE IN HEAVEN OR WHAT?
1554
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,740
♪ SHE SAYS THAT
I'M HER ALL-TIME FAVOURITE ♪
1555
01:10:00,740 --> 01:10:02,570
RELAX, DUDE.
1556
01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:05,440
PROPOSE TOMORROW.
PROPOSE IN THE FALL.
1557
01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:07,230
ALL RIGHT? WHO CARES?
1558
01:10:07,220 --> 01:10:08,660
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT
SASHA'S IN THE PICTURE.
1559
01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:10,490
JUST DROP IT, TYLER.
1560
01:10:10,490 --> 01:10:12,930
♪ THAT GIRL IS REALLY WILD NOW
THE GIRL'S A SUPER FREAK ♪
1561
01:10:12,930 --> 01:10:14,630
♪ THE KIND OF GIRL
YOU READ ABOUT
1562
01:10:14,620 --> 01:10:16,270
♪ IN NEW WAVE MAGAZINES
1563
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,330
♪ THAT GIRL IS PRETTY KINKY
THE GIRL'S A SUPER FREAK ♪
1564
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,710
DID YOU GET THROUGH?
1565
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,030
YEAH.
1566
01:10:23,020 --> 01:10:24,280
AND?
1567
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,670
AS SOON AS DAD FOUND OUT
I WAS IN A STRIP CLUB,
1568
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,070
HE OFFERED ME
A PLANE TICKET HOME.
1569
01:10:29,070 --> 01:10:31,860
YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME,
ARE YOU, SASHA?
1570
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:33,730
WHAT ABOUT TORONTO?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MUSIC?
1571
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:37,910
THIS IS JUST NOT MY SCENE, JILL.
I MEAN--
1572
01:10:37,910 --> 01:10:40,170
PLEASE, SASHA, YOU CAN'T,
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME.
1573
01:10:40,170 --> 01:10:41,300
I NEED YOU.
1574
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:42,430
FORGET ABOUT NICK.
1575
01:10:42,430 --> 01:10:44,300
JUST DO IT FOR ME.
STAY. DON'T LEAVE.
1576
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:45,870
DON'T LEAVE, DON'T LEAVE.
PLEASE.
1577
01:10:45,870 --> 01:10:46,830
OKAY.
1578
01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,010
I'LL STAY.
1579
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,660
♪ SHE'S A SUPER FREAK
SUPER FREAK ♪
1580
01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:55,530
♪ SHE'S A VERY SPECIAL GIRL
1581
01:10:55,530 --> 01:10:57,310
WELL, I'M STILL HUNGRY.
WHO WANTS THIRDS?
1582
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,320
WELL, I'M IN.
1583
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,100
HEY, THERE.
1584
01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:03,450
CAN I INTEREST YOU BOYS
IN A LITTLE... DANCE?
1585
01:11:03,450 --> 01:11:05,800
NOPE.
1586
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,320
WELL, HOW ABOUT A MASSAGE, THEN?
1587
01:11:08,330 --> 01:11:09,460
WE'RE FINE.
1588
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:10,940
WELL, AT LEAST
BUY A DRINK.
1589
01:11:10,940 --> 01:11:13,250
CAN'T AFFORD IT.
1590
01:11:13,250 --> 01:11:14,510
LOOK, THIS ISN'T A DELI,
YOU KNOW.
1591
01:11:14,510 --> 01:11:17,210
YOU CAN'T JUST COME HERE
AND EAT.
1592
01:11:17,210 --> 01:11:18,430
LOOK, LADY,
1593
01:11:18,430 --> 01:11:19,870
UNLESS THOSE ARE
BREASTS OF CHICKEN
1594
01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:20,910
THAT YOU'RE PACKING,
1595
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,520
WE'RE NOT BUYING.
1596
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,170
RIGHT.
1597
01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:26,520
R-ROW!
1598
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:29,350
OW, OW,
OW, OW, OW.
1599
01:11:29,350 --> 01:11:30,700
HEY.
1600
01:11:30,700 --> 01:11:31,700
THE SIGN SAYS
1601
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:32,790
"ALL YOU CAN EAT
FOR TWO BUCKS."
1602
01:11:32,790 --> 01:11:34,140
WE PAID IT, ASSHOLE.
1603
01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:35,230
HEY, SHE SAID
I COULD TOUCH HER.
1604
01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:37,750
I HAD PERMISSION,
DAMMIT.
1605
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:40,540
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LE PAMPLEMOUSSE.
1606
01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:41,970
HEY, THESE GUYS
ARE SWOLLEN MEMBERS.
1607
01:11:41,970 --> 01:11:43,410
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
1608
01:11:43,410 --> 01:11:45,060
SWOLLEN'S IN TORONTO
PERFORMING AT THE AWARDS.
1609
01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:46,630
YEAH, OUR SET'S NOT
FOR THREE HOURS, THOUGH.
1610
01:11:46,630 --> 01:11:49,070
WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO GET A QUICK LAP DANCE
1611
01:11:49,060 --> 01:11:50,370
BEFORE WE HIT THE ROAD.
1612
01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:51,550
THIS GUY FUCKED IT UP,
THOUGH.
1613
01:11:51,550 --> 01:11:52,600
IT WASN'T MY FUCKING FAULT,
MAN.
1614
01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:53,980
TYLER: YOU GUYS
ARE GOING TO T.O.?
1615
01:11:53,980 --> 01:11:55,680
YO, OUR FLIGHT LEAVES
IN, LIKE, AN HOUR.
1616
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:57,940
WHY, YOU GUYS
NEED A LIFT?
1617
01:12:01,770 --> 01:12:04,380
NICK,
1618
01:12:04,380 --> 01:12:05,860
SWOLLEN MEMBERS
HAVE VIDEO GAMES
1619
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,690
ON THE AIRPLANE.
1620
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:11,690
OH, PREVAIL.
YOU'RE SUCH A RIOT.
1621
01:12:13,310 --> 01:12:14,700
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE MMVAs.
1622
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,700
WELCOME TO THE MUCH MUSIC
VIDEO AWARDS,
1623
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:18,750
FEATURING, LIVE,
AVRIL LAVIGNE...
1624
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,670
HEY, THESE ARE LIVE.
AREN'T WE MISSING THEM?
1625
01:12:21,660 --> 01:12:23,400
NO, MAN, RELAX.
IT'S JUST A PRE-GAME.
1626
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,880
WE'LL BE RIGHT ON TIME.
1627
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:29,970
...FIFI DOBSON, PILATE,
AND SWOLLEN MEMBERS.
1628
01:12:29,980 --> 01:12:31,590
IT'S KIND OF FRUSTRATING,
ISN'T IT?
1629
01:12:31,590 --> 01:12:33,200
WHAT IS?
1630
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,810
WELL, WE HAVEN'T BEEN
ALONE SINCE THE PRAIRIES.
1631
01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:37,470
YEAH, IT SUCKS.
1632
01:12:37,460 --> 01:12:40,680
AND HERE WE ARE
ON A PRIVATE JET,
1633
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:43,070
A FEW... MILES HIGH.
1634
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,210
YEAH, IT'S AWESOME.
1635
01:12:45,210 --> 01:12:47,210
MILES HIGH.
1636
01:12:47,210 --> 01:12:49,740
OH. OH... OH!
1637
01:12:49,730 --> 01:12:51,780
SHH.
1638
01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:53,480
ALL RIGHT, SO, AS USUAL,
THE PARTY CONTINUES HERE
1639
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,480
AT THE BIG PRE-GAME SHOW,
1640
01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:55,520
AND LOOK AT THIS.
1641
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,260
THE BEST PART
ABOUT THIS RED CARPET
1642
01:12:57,260 --> 01:12:59,780
IS ALL THE STARS WHO SHOW UP,
AND HERE'S A FAMOUS ONE,
1643
01:12:59,790 --> 01:13:01,530
RECORD PRODUCER
MR. LENNY SWACKHAMMER.
1644
01:13:01,530 --> 01:13:02,530
HOW ARE YOU, SIR?
1645
01:13:02,530 --> 01:13:04,310
OH, SHIT.
IT'S SWACKHAMMER, MAN.
1646
01:13:04,310 --> 01:13:05,570
YOU KNOW THAT GUY?
1647
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:08,280
EVERYBODY
KNOWS THE SWACK.
1648
01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:10,010
YOU GOT THREE NOMINATIONS
IN THIS YEAR'S AWARD SHOW.
1649
01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:11,460
HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO FARE?
1650
01:13:11,450 --> 01:13:12,670
OH, IT'S HAMMER TIME, BABY.
IT'S HAMMER TIME.
1651
01:13:12,670 --> 01:13:13,710
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND
HERE?
1652
01:13:13,710 --> 01:13:15,100
TRISH?
1653
01:13:15,110 --> 01:13:16,550
WHO'S TRISH?
1654
01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:18,500
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
1655
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,460
ARE YOU SURE?
1656
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:20,850
OH, YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
1657
01:13:20,850 --> 01:13:22,200
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A GOOD NIGHT TONIGHT,
1658
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,720
ALL RIGHT?
1659
01:13:37,170 --> 01:13:41,390
OKAY, SHH. SHH.
1660
01:13:41,390 --> 01:13:45,130
NO, NO.
1661
01:13:45,140 --> 01:13:46,100
OH, GOD.
1662
01:13:46,090 --> 01:13:47,000
PLEASE, I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
1663
01:13:47,010 --> 01:13:49,450
COME ON, SHH. IT'S OKAY.
1664
01:13:49,450 --> 01:13:52,670
HEY, I LOVE YOU GUYS.
1665
01:13:52,670 --> 01:13:54,500
YEAH, YOU GUYS TOO.
1666
01:13:54,490 --> 01:13:55,840
SWOLLEN MEMBERS.
1667
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:56,930
YEAH.
1668
01:13:59,330 --> 01:14:00,420
UH...
1669
01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:03,110
IT'S, UH, SWEAT.
1670
01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:05,460
[ CHEERING ]
1671
01:14:11,730 --> 01:14:16,870
♪ ARE YOU AWARE
OF WHAT YOU MAKE ME FEEL? ♪
1672
01:14:16,860 --> 01:14:21,130
♪ BABY, RIGHT NOW
I FEEL INVISIBLE TO YOU ♪
1673
01:14:21,130 --> 01:14:23,520
♪ LIKE I'M NOT REAL
1674
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:28,000
♪ DIDN'T YOU FEEL ME
LOCK MY ARMS AROUND YOU? ♪
1675
01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:30,190
♪ WHY DID YOU TURN AWAY?
1676
01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:34,530
♪ HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
1677
01:14:34,530 --> 01:14:37,190
♪ I WAS LEFT TO CRY THERE
WAITING OUTSIDE THERE ♪
1678
01:14:37,190 --> 01:14:38,580
♪ GRINNING WITH A LOST STARE
1679
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:39,970
THE ACTION CONTINUES.
SWOLLEN MEMBERS HAVE ARRIVED.
1680
01:14:39,970 --> 01:14:41,230
MOCHA ONLY,
AVRIL JUST GOT ON.
1681
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,550
YOU GUYS ARE NEXT.
1682
01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:43,980
WHATEVER, GEORGE.
1683
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,590
WHOO. I ROCK!
1684
01:14:45,590 --> 01:14:50,380
♪ 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE
WHEN I WAS SCARED... ♪
1685
01:14:50,380 --> 01:14:52,470
♪ I WAS SO ALONE
1686
01:14:52,470 --> 01:14:54,950
♪ YOU
1687
01:14:54,950 --> 01:14:58,650
♪ YOU NEED TO LISTEN
1688
01:14:58,650 --> 01:15:01,440
♪ I'M STARTING TO TRIP
I'M LOSING MY GRIP ♪
1689
01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:03,040
♪ AND I'M IN THIS THING ALONE
1690
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,260
YO.
1691
01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:06,090
WHOO-HOO!
1692
01:15:06,090 --> 01:15:07,350
GOB!
1693
01:15:07,350 --> 01:15:09,480
GOB IS HERE,
AND THEY'RE DRINKING FREE BOOZE.
1694
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,440
ALL RIGHT!
1695
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:12,230
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?
1696
01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:13,740
UH, IT'S OUR
LITTLE BITCH.
1697
01:15:13,750 --> 01:15:15,840
HE PERFORMS TRICKS
AND SIMPLE ERRANDS.
1698
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:17,190
YOU WANT TO BORROW HIM?
1699
01:15:17,190 --> 01:15:18,240
SURE.
1700
01:15:18,230 --> 01:15:19,230
BEAT IT.
1701
01:15:19,230 --> 01:15:20,270
EXCUSE ME.
1702
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,540
I'M LOOKING
FOR TRISH ROBINSON.
1703
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:22,670
SHE'S AN INTERN HERE.
1704
01:15:22,670 --> 01:15:23,670
SHE'S GOT
LONG BLONDE HAIR--
1705
01:15:23,670 --> 01:15:25,410
OH, ROCKET OF AN ASS,
RIGHT?
1706
01:15:25,410 --> 01:15:26,850
YEAH,
SHE'S TOTALLY AROUND.
1707
01:15:26,850 --> 01:15:28,500
YOU KNOW WHAT?
TRY THE OTHER SIDE.
1708
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:29,550
THANKS.
1709
01:15:29,550 --> 01:15:30,940
HEY, CAN I BUY YOU
A FREE DRINK?
1710
01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:32,030
UH, HONEY,
DON'T YOU THINK
1711
01:15:32,030 --> 01:15:33,470
WE HAVE SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS
1712
01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:34,460
TO ATTEND TO?
1713
01:15:34,460 --> 01:15:35,420
WHAT? HERE?
1714
01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:36,460
MM-HMM.
1715
01:15:36,470 --> 01:15:37,380
WHERE?
1716
01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:39,600
[ GIGGLING ]
1717
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,730
TRISH!
1718
01:15:40,730 --> 01:15:42,380
NICK?
1719
01:15:42,380 --> 01:15:43,640
HEY!
1720
01:15:43,650 --> 01:15:46,130
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1721
01:15:46,130 --> 01:15:47,310
I CAME TO SEE YOU.
1722
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,870
OH, YOU'RE SUCH
A SWEETHEART.
1723
01:15:48,870 --> 01:15:50,310
WE NEED TO TALK.
1724
01:15:50,310 --> 01:15:53,580
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1725
01:15:53,570 --> 01:15:57,530
LET'S GO SOMEWHERE
A LITTLE BIT MORE PRIVATE.
1726
01:15:57,530 --> 01:16:00,320
♪ IF YOU DON'T CARE
THEN I DON'T CARE ♪
1727
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:03,850
♪ WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ♪
1728
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,240
DEEP THROAT THIS,
BITCH.
1729
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,810
[ GROANS ]
1730
01:16:17,810 --> 01:16:19,290
YOU CAN DO IT.
1731
01:16:19,290 --> 01:16:20,470
TOM, THE FRUIT TRAY.
1732
01:16:20,470 --> 01:16:21,510
THAT'S GOOD.
1733
01:16:25,340 --> 01:16:26,650
YOU GUYS ROCK!
1734
01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:27,650
HEY, GUYS.
1735
01:16:27,650 --> 01:16:28,700
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1736
01:16:28,690 --> 01:16:29,690
THAT WAS AWESOME.
1737
01:16:29,690 --> 01:16:30,690
GOOD SHOW.
GOOD SHOW.
1738
01:16:30,690 --> 01:16:31,780
WHO'S THE COWBOY?
1739
01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:33,260
HE'S NO COWBOY.
1740
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:35,790
HE'S A BANANA-EATING,
DEEP-THROATING BITCH.
1741
01:16:35,790 --> 01:16:37,050
YOU WANT HIM?
1742
01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:38,530
NO, I WANT A BEER.
1743
01:16:38,530 --> 01:16:39,490
GIVE HER A BEER.
1744
01:16:39,490 --> 01:16:41,230
THAT'S NOT BEER.
1745
01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:43,710
THAT'S WATER.
1746
01:16:47,230 --> 01:16:49,800
THAT SUCKS.
1747
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,720
TO THE GREEN ROOM!
1748
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,900
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
1749
01:16:53,890 --> 01:16:56,410
LET'S GO!
1750
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:58,940
OKAY. OUTSIDE, I'LL MEET YAS.
1751
01:16:58,940 --> 01:17:00,460
EXCUSE ME.
1752
01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:05,550
DO YOU WORK FOR ME?
1753
01:17:05,550 --> 01:17:06,550
NO.
1754
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:07,870
WELL, YOU SHOULD,
1755
01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:10,080
BECAUSE YOU WOULD MAKE
AN OUTSTANDING ASSISTANT.
1756
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,520
WHAT DO YOU SAY
1757
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,830
WE GO SOMEWHERE...
1758
01:17:14,830 --> 01:17:15,870
SWING THE HAMMER
FOR A WHILE?
1759
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:17,000
UM--
1760
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:17,960
GEORGE: HAMMER,
YOU'RE ON FIVE.
1761
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,530
YEAH, THANKS.
1762
01:17:20,530 --> 01:17:21,710
SWING THE HAMMER LATER, YEAH?
1763
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:23,090
[SLAPS A HER BOTTOM ]
1764
01:17:25,230 --> 01:17:27,800
SASH, AVRIL LAVIGNE
JUST GOT ME WET
1765
01:17:27,790 --> 01:17:28,920
IN THE PANTS.
1766
01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:30,580
THAT'S GREAT, TYLER.
LOOK, I'M LEAVING.
1767
01:17:30,580 --> 01:17:31,580
WHAT?
1768
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,890
YEAH. LOOK...
1769
01:17:32,890 --> 01:17:34,280
TELL JILL I'M SORRY.
1770
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,810
I'M TAKING MY PLANE TICKET,
AND JUST TELL HER...
1771
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,060
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME, OKAY?
1772
01:17:40,070 --> 01:17:41,720
ALL RIGHT.
1773
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:42,980
I'M SORRY ABOUT NICK.
1774
01:17:42,980 --> 01:17:46,290
I KNOW
GUYS CAN BE JERKS.
1775
01:17:46,290 --> 01:17:49,380
BUT AVRIL LAVIGNE'S HOT!
1776
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,650
[ CHEERING ]
1777
01:17:53,650 --> 01:17:54,610
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU GUYS READY?
1778
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,600
ARE YOU READY?
1779
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,300
WELL, GIVE IT UP.
1780
01:17:57,300 --> 01:18:00,090
SWOLLEN MEMBERS!
1781
01:18:00,090 --> 01:18:02,400
[ "WATCH THIS" PLAYS ]
1782
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,450
♪ MY MOTORCYCLE RINGS
ARE FLOODED ♪
1783
01:18:12,450 --> 01:18:13,970
♪ I'M STAR STUDDED
1784
01:18:13,970 --> 01:18:17,100
♪ YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CUT IT ♪
1785
01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:19,280
♪ LISTEN, BITCH
I'M A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW ♪
1786
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:20,460
♪ SUCK MY DICK
1787
01:18:20,460 --> 01:18:21,770
♪ AND HERE'S A NUT SACK
TO SWALLOW ♪
1788
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:23,890
♪ WANT TO GET PERSONAL
CLOSE AND INTIMATE ♪
1789
01:18:23,890 --> 01:18:25,980
♪ LISTEN, KID, I'M A WHOLE
DIFFERENT INSTRUMENT ♪
1790
01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:28,850
♪ MENTAL, I'M NOT SENTIMENTAL
I'M INTRICATE ♪
1791
01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:30,780
♪ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
NOT TO GET INTO IT ♪
1792
01:18:30,770 --> 01:18:32,470
♪ MY INTENT TO VENT
IS NOT INNOCENT... ♪
1793
01:18:32,470 --> 01:18:34,120
WOW.
1794
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,690
♪ ...OF BEING REAL FILTHY
WITH THESE MENACING WAYS ♪
1795
01:18:36,690 --> 01:18:38,130
♪ IT'S TIME
TO FINISH YOUR PHASE ♪
1796
01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:40,870
♪ I'M PROOF THAT RAW ADRENALINE
AND ENERGY PAYS ♪
1797
01:18:40,870 --> 01:18:42,480
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1798
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:46,010
♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT
NOW TURN IT UP ♪
1799
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,610
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1800
01:18:47,610 --> 01:18:50,270
♪ SO WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
BURN IT UP ♪
1801
01:18:50,270 --> 01:18:52,360
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1802
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,150
♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT
NOW TURN IT UP ♪
1803
01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:56,880
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1804
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,270
♪ NOW WATCH THESE
MOTHERFUCKERS... ♪
1805
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:00,630
I CAN'T.
1806
01:19:00,630 --> 01:19:02,460
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1807
01:19:02,450 --> 01:19:03,760
WHAT IS IT?
1808
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:06,590
I WASN'T FAITHFUL.
1809
01:19:06,590 --> 01:19:11,290
YOU HAD A FLING?
1810
01:19:11,290 --> 01:19:13,160
SHE WASN'T A FLING.
1811
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:15,210
WELL, WHO WAS SHE?
DO I KNOW HER?
1812
01:19:15,210 --> 01:19:17,080
NO. NO, I MET HER
ON THE WAY HERE.
1813
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,910
SHE WAS...
1814
01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:22,430
SHE WAS HITCHHIKING.
1815
01:19:22,430 --> 01:19:26,130
YOU'RE DUMPING ME
FOR A HITCHHIKER?
1816
01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:29,780
I'M SORRY.
1817
01:19:30,790 --> 01:19:31,970
♪ ...TO DROP
1818
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,440
♪ AND LISTEN
TO THE VERTEBRAE POP ♪
1819
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,090
♪ I'M A HURRICANE POP
WITH THE SPEED OF A CHEETAH ♪
1820
01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:37,580
♪ BELIEVE IN THE NEW SCHOOL
'CAUSE IT PEES ON THE LEADERS ♪
1821
01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:40,450
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1822
01:19:40,450 --> 01:19:42,280
NEVER MESS WITH A BLACK BELT,
ASSHOLE.
1823
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:44,590
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1824
01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:47,370
♪ SO WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
BURN IT UP ♪
1825
01:19:47,370 --> 01:19:49,290
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1826
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:52,110
♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT,
NOW TURN IT UP ♪
1827
01:19:52,110 --> 01:19:54,110
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1828
01:19:54,110 --> 01:19:56,850
♪ NOW WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
BURN IT UP ♪
1829
01:19:56,860 --> 01:19:58,860
SASHA!
1830
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,170
SASHA?
1831
01:20:06,820 --> 01:20:09,390
YOU MARRY TRISH,
YOU DIE.
1832
01:20:09,390 --> 01:20:10,390
WHAT?
1833
01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:11,780
SHE'S NO GOOD FOR YOU.
1834
01:20:11,780 --> 01:20:13,260
NO SHIT.
1835
01:20:13,260 --> 01:20:14,350
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1836
01:20:16,310 --> 01:20:18,270
WE BROKE UP, YOU PSYCHO.
1837
01:20:18,270 --> 01:20:20,840
I WANT SASHA.
1838
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:23,580
OH.
1839
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:25,280
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
1840
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,930
MY NAME'S EMILE.
1841
01:20:26,930 --> 01:20:28,630
YOUR PARENTS HIRED ME.
1842
01:20:28,630 --> 01:20:29,630
MY PARENTS?
1843
01:20:29,630 --> 01:20:30,630
YEAH.
1844
01:20:30,630 --> 01:20:32,810
KIND OF WEIRD,
HUH?
1845
01:20:32,810 --> 01:20:33,460
YEAH.
1846
01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:35,330
YEAH.
1847
01:20:37,810 --> 01:20:40,330
[ APPLAUSE ]
1848
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:51,520
ALL RIGHT.
1849
01:20:57,050 --> 01:20:58,660
IN HONOUR OF GOB'S
KICK-ASS NEW ALBUM,
1850
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:01,320
FAMED RECORD PRODUCER
MR. LENNY SWACKHAMMER
1851
01:21:01,310 --> 01:21:03,310
IS HERE TO PRESENT THEM...
WITH ANOTHER MMVA.
1852
01:21:03,310 --> 01:21:05,140
THANK YOU, GEORGE.
1853
01:21:05,140 --> 01:21:07,840
YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS...
1854
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,060
OKAY, I'M COMING. OH, GOD.
1855
01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:12,800
...RECORDING ARTIST
WHILE THESE KIDS
1856
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,930
WERE STILL
LEARNING THEIR G-O-Bs.
1857
01:21:14,930 --> 01:21:16,930
[ LAUGHS ]
1858
01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:19,940
BUT I DIGRESS.
I DIGRESS.
1859
01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:21,120
YEAH. OKAY, COME ON.
1860
01:21:21,110 --> 01:21:23,030
BRING IT HOME
TO MAMA.
1861
01:21:23,030 --> 01:21:23,900
OH, BABY, YES!
1862
01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:25,290
OH, MY.
1863
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:28,430
...TO PRESENT TO--
1864
01:21:28,430 --> 01:21:29,560
OH, MY GOD.
1865
01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:41,400
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
1866
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:42,920
[ SMACK ]
1867
01:21:48,230 --> 01:21:49,670
DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY?
1868
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,670
[ GAGGING ]
1869
01:21:54,930 --> 01:21:56,240
OH!
1870
01:21:58,280 --> 01:21:59,930
SO WRONG,
YET SO FUNNY.
1871
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,030
DIME, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1872
01:22:08,030 --> 01:22:09,470
ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU WERE AMAZING.
1873
01:22:09,470 --> 01:22:10,470
GUYS, GET IN.
1874
01:22:10,470 --> 01:22:11,510
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1875
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:12,470
DOES IT MATTER?
1876
01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:15,600
NOT REALLY.
1877
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,560
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
1878
01:22:20,130 --> 01:22:21,130
GOOD LUCK.
1879
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:28,490
[ DARKNESS'S "GROWING ON ME"
PLAYING ]
1880
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:47,030
♪ SLEEPING IN AN EMPTY BED
1881
01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:50,770
♪ I CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY HEAD
1882
01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:53,820
♪ AND I WON'T HAVE A LIFE
UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD ♪
1883
01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:56,480
♪ YEAH, YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID
1884
01:22:56,470 --> 01:22:59,870
♪ I WANT TO SHAKE YOU OFF
BUT YOU JUST WON'T GO ♪
1885
01:22:59,870 --> 01:23:01,260
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL OVER ME
1886
01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:03,390
♪ BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO KNOW ♪
1887
01:23:03,390 --> 01:23:06,090
♪ THAT YOU'RE ATTACHED TO ME
THAT'S HOW YOU'VE GROWN... ♪
1888
01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:09,010
HEY, WENCH.
1889
01:23:09,010 --> 01:23:10,400
GET ME SOME TARTAR SAUCE.
1890
01:23:12,830 --> 01:23:16,830
DAMN COMPACT,
FUEL EFFICIENT--
1891
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:19,760
LOOK, BUDDY,
1892
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:23,320
IF YOU CALL ME A WENCH
ONE MORE TIME,
1893
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:24,540
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M--
1894
01:23:24,540 --> 01:23:25,720
SASHA, I NEED
TO SPEAK WITH YOU
1895
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:26,850
RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
1896
01:23:26,850 --> 01:23:27,810
EXCUSE ME.
1897
01:23:27,810 --> 01:23:29,590
RIGHT NOW,
PLEASE, SASHA.
1898
01:23:29,590 --> 01:23:31,160
MAN: HEY, THERE!
1899
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,030
YOU FELLERS
LOST OR WHAT?
1900
01:23:33,030 --> 01:23:34,640
WHOA!
THEY GOT SURFING HERE?
1901
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,770
YEAH. YOU GUYS RIDE, DO YOU?
1902
01:23:36,770 --> 01:23:38,640
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE'RE FROM TOFINO, MAN.
1903
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,210
THAT MEANS YES.
1904
01:23:40,210 --> 01:23:42,260
HEY, ARE YOU GUYS
SASHA'S BROTHERS?
1905
01:23:42,260 --> 01:23:43,780
COULD BE. WHO'S ASKING?
1906
01:23:43,780 --> 01:23:44,910
I'M NICK. I'M--
1907
01:23:45,650 --> 01:23:47,040
OH, MAN.
1908
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,610
I THINK THIS IS THE PLACE.
1909
01:23:48,610 --> 01:23:50,090
WHERE'S SASHA?
1910
01:23:50,090 --> 01:23:52,700
OVER ACROSS THE BAY,
FLOGGING FISH AND CHIPS.
1911
01:23:53,750 --> 01:23:54,710
I'VE GOT TO SEE HER.
1912
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:55,750
I'M AFRAID NOT, BOY.
1913
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,270
AIN'T A CHANCE IN HELL
OF SEEING SHE.
1914
01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:59,490
GUYS, WE DROVE
ALL THE WAY HERE
1915
01:23:59,490 --> 01:24:01,800
JUST SO I COULD APOLOGIZE.
NOW...
1916
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,060
NOW, IF I HAVE
TO TAKE SOME BEATS
1917
01:24:03,060 --> 01:24:04,190
JUST TO TELL HER
I'M SORRY, THEN--
1918
01:24:04,190 --> 01:24:06,150
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
1919
01:24:06,150 --> 01:24:08,200
DIME: GO ON,
RUN FOR IT, NICK!
1920
01:24:19,340 --> 01:24:21,730
ALL RIGHT.
1921
01:24:21,730 --> 01:24:23,340
WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE
GOT SOME OL' GUTS.
1922
01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:24,650
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT MUCH.
1923
01:24:24,650 --> 01:24:25,740
ESPECIALLY THAT ONE.
1924
01:24:25,730 --> 01:24:28,340
OH, MY GOD. IT'S...
FUCKING COLD!
1925
01:24:28,350 --> 01:24:30,310
HE'S NOT MUCH
OF A PADDLER,
1926
01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,350
IS HE, BOYS?
1927
01:24:31,350 --> 01:24:33,920
HEY, EASY ON THE BOY.
1928
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,970
IT'S HIS FIRST TIME.
1929
01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:45,150
I HOPE HE CLIMBS
BETTER THAN HE SWIMS.
1930
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,550
HERE'S YOUR BOWL
OF JIZ.
1931
01:24:58,550 --> 01:24:59,550
OH, YOU'RE GOOD.
1932
01:24:59,550 --> 01:25:00,810
OW.
1933
01:25:00,810 --> 01:25:01,810
AW, SHIT!
1934
01:25:01,810 --> 01:25:03,330
NICK?
1935
01:25:03,340 --> 01:25:06,040
SASHA.
1936
01:25:07,380 --> 01:25:09,030
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1937
01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:13,170
OH, I, UH...
I MET YOUR BROTHERS.
1938
01:25:13,170 --> 01:25:15,650
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
1939
01:25:15,650 --> 01:25:17,870
TRISH TURN YOU DOWN?
1940
01:25:17,870 --> 01:25:20,700
NO. NO, I NEVER PROPOSED.
1941
01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:24,660
SO YOU CAME HERE
TO COLLECT SECOND PRIZE.
1942
01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:26,360
DOESN'T WORK
THAT WAY, NICK.
1943
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:27,930
TRY NOT TO FALL
ON YOUR WAY DOWN.
1944
01:25:27,930 --> 01:25:30,190
OH, COME ON, SASHA.
I JUST SCALED A CLIFF.
1945
01:25:30,190 --> 01:25:31,630
HEY, WENCH!
1946
01:25:31,630 --> 01:25:33,370
THINK YOU CAN PULL YOURSELF AWAY
FROM YOUR MAN-WHORE
1947
01:25:33,370 --> 01:25:34,890
LONG ENOUGH
TO GET ME A BEER?
1948
01:25:34,890 --> 01:25:37,890
LISTEN,
YOU CREEPY LITTLE MAN!
1949
01:25:37,890 --> 01:25:38,890
SASHA!
1950
01:25:38,890 --> 01:25:39,890
WHAT?
1951
01:25:39,890 --> 01:25:41,330
TAKE IT OUTSIDE NOW.
1952
01:25:41,330 --> 01:25:44,200
COME WITH ME.
1953
01:25:52,990 --> 01:25:54,040
OH, WOW.
1954
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:56,170
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1955
01:25:56,170 --> 01:25:58,300
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
TREES, ROCKS,
1956
01:25:58,300 --> 01:26:01,000
OCEAN, ICEBERG.
1957
01:26:02,870 --> 01:26:05,570
LOOK, SASHA, I CAME
HERE BECAUSE I--
1958
01:26:05,570 --> 01:26:08,530
TO SLEEP WITH ME
BY MISTAKE AGAIN?
1959
01:26:08,530 --> 01:26:11,230
OH, NO, NO, NO.
FOR REAL THIS TIME.
1960
01:26:11,230 --> 01:26:12,880
I MEAN, I COULDN'T
TURN YOU DOWN
1961
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:14,100
IN THAT GET-UP.
1962
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:22,070
AM I STILL THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
YOU EVER MADE?
1963
01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:33,040
[ ♪♪♪ ]
1964
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:40,300
[ CHEERING ]
1965
01:26:43,870 --> 01:26:45,700
OH, GOD. THAT'S COLD.
1966
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:49,790
OH, MY GOD.
1967
01:26:49,790 --> 01:26:56,320
YOUR FRIENDS
ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
1968
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:59,060
YEAH. YEAH.
1969
01:26:59,060 --> 01:27:00,890
[ SASHA LAUGHS ]
1970
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:03,500
IT'S A WHALE, DUDE.
1971
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:05,020
DUDE, MY BALLS ARE CURLING
INTO MY ABDOMEN.
1972
01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:06,280
I'M TURNING BACK.
1973
01:27:06,290 --> 01:27:07,510
NO, YOU CAN'T.
1974
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:08,680
THEY'RE GOING TO THINK
WE'RE PUSSIES.
1975
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:10,030
WE'RE FROM TOFINO, MAN.
TOFINO!
1976
01:27:10,030 --> 01:27:11,810
TYLER,
THAT IS AN ICEBERG.
1977
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,070
IT'S A FUCKING ICEBERG.
1978
01:27:13,070 --> 01:27:14,810
NO SHIT, MAN.
IT'S AWESOME.
1979
01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:16,690
LET'S PISS ON IT.
YEAH!
1980
01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:20,130
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
1981
01:27:20,130 --> 01:27:22,520
WHOO!
WHOO!
1982
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:26,530
YEAH.
1983
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:29,350
WHOO!
WHOO!
1984
01:27:32,490 --> 01:27:33,360
AAH!
1985
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:35,880
AAH, I'M GOING BACKWARDS.
1986
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:38,100
USE YOUR PENIS AS A PROPELLER.
1987
01:27:38,100 --> 01:27:42,020
I WAS PRODUCING
PLATINUM-WINNING ACCORD,
1988
01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:43,070
WHATEVER I'M SAYING,
1989
01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:45,720
I CAN'T FUCKING
REMEMBER THE WORDS.
1990
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:48,070
RELAX. IT'S PROBABLY
JUST A TICKET.
1991
01:27:48,070 --> 01:27:52,030
WE CAN'T AFFORD
A TICKET, TYLER.
1992
01:27:52,030 --> 01:27:54,860
WANNA KISS HIM?
1993
01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:56,210
UH, JOB SAYS,
1994
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,330
"THOU SHALT NOT INSERT
ANYTHING INTO HIS RECTUM.
1995
01:27:59,340 --> 01:28:00,340
I WANT TO.
1996
01:28:00,340 --> 01:28:01,390
"UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE."
1997
01:28:01,380 --> 01:28:02,510
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
1998
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,040
JESUS IS CALLING.
1999
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:07,570
[ RETCHING ]
2000
01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:13,140
[ DINGS TUNING FORK ]
2001
01:28:13,130 --> 01:28:14,870
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
2002
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:16,190
[ LAUGHS WICKEDLY ]
2003
01:28:26,410 --> 01:28:28,890
GO ON, KISS IT.
2004
01:28:28,890 --> 01:28:30,810
LOOKS GOOD ON YOU!
2005
01:28:38,900 --> 01:28:40,210
HOLY SHIT.
2006
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:46,600
[ SUM 41'S "OPEN YOUR EYES"
PLAYING ]
2007
01:31:20,630 --> 01:31:23,630
[ GOB'S "BREAK" PLAYING ]
2008
01:33:11,650 --> 01:33:13,090
DROP THE CORN.
2009
01:33:14,610 --> 01:33:18,000
UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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