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Very kind of you to arrange this appointment. It's only normal. After

you're a very good client.

Well, well, she must be new here. Yes, she's a new girl.

Then she doesn't know about me. That's right. You'll come as a surprise, too.

Oh, I love surprises.

Pour me a drink.

I was really in for a talk.

Oh, she'll be all right. He's not hard to please.

Damn, I missed a stitch.

There's not much doing tonight.

Oh, well, you expect all the machos are watching the... Okay, my TV. Damn TV.

Surprise, big surprise.

I'm blocking another one.

Inspector Lambree.

Oh, no.

Bye, squad.

Wait a minute. You can't call.

No, we can't.

I have an ID card. We're legit.

Yeah, we're all right. You just have to go to the office.

Oh, yes, do it.

Do it.

Inspector Lavery, Vice Squad.

Why, it's Mr.

Landers of Landers Industries.

You're right.

All right, get up.

Follow me.

Very well. But this is most embarrassing.

Bad luck.

I'm out of work.

I'll start looking for a job, I guess.

What page did the warrant add?

Here we are.

I'm really in a fix now, Inspector.

I believe our methods of education are inadequate.

My advice to you is to open a specialized school.

weeks later.

Today is a day that all youngsters are hooked forward to,

nervous as is the paper.

Yes, it's back to school day.

You've already witnessed scenes of temperament and stubbornness. However,

spite of this, our courageous mothers...

We managed to get our children to the classroom.

Yes, once again, it's back to school on the international team.

Ladies, you will now take your seats.

Good morning, my dears.

Professor Lambert, my chief assistant.

And Mr. Day, who is our detention officer.

You'd better keep quiet from now on, ladies.

Let me see now. Let me see.

Susie.

Not a bad performer, but her boyfriend, Frank, sees room for improvement.

Claudia. I see.

Almost 20 years old and still a virgin. Her fiancé considers this abnormal and

desires rectification.

She's afraid of machos.

Natalie.

Aspirations to be an actress.

She understands that in order to make the grade, she must be able to offer

things. And pleasure is one of these things.

Nanette, an ex -professor of gymnastics.

She's decided to change her profession.

And in order to do this, she's enrolled with us to practice new movements.

Ladies, I feel the same way as my colleagues.

I am very proud that you have chosen to come to us in order to better

yourselves.

Your fiancés and boyfriends gave us the task of instructing you, and we want

your full cooperation.

I hope that's clear.

Please take your pencil and paper.

We will now begin our very first lesson.

It is very important to know how to strip.

The movements are delicate.

And should be precise.

Yet never brisk.

Pay close attention.

Slowly and deliberately.

Friends can always be youthful.

And now, we'll go on to something more serious.

Oh, yes.

You

should

always express your feelings.

Let him know what's on your mind.

Catches on quick, doesn't she?

You said it.

She'd win the Oscar if she weren't actors.

You think so?

Well,

speaking as an ex -gym teacher, I'd call her a record breaker.

Tell us, Claudia, what did you think of the first class?

Did you notice the cock on Mr. Lambert?

It looks horrible.

Come now, Claudia. You're a bad influence.

What's this I see? It looks like ink.

Didn't you wash your hands before coming to lunch?

Yes, but it didn't come off.

Did you... really scrub them?

I can see that you don't scrub them very hard.

That's a little better.

The rest of you can go back to class now.

Oh, yeah.

No, you stay here.

This is your lucky day.

I'm going to give you a chance to get ahead of your classmates in your

Don't stop.

It's good.

It's so good, my darling.

Realized that in order to get ahead as an actress, I would have to give head. I

decided to make the most of it.

I'm going to be an honor pupil.

And after that, I'll be a star.

And you, Susie, why are you here?

I'm not perverted enough.

I've got talent, but I can do a lot better. I couldn't keep up with my

Frank and his fantasies. And so, when I heard about this course, he enrolled me.

So, here I am.

Two o 'clock, time for class. Come on, let's go.

My dear, a little bit more enthusiasm.

Starting position.

Fine.

There. Very good.

Oh, no, no, no.

I can see you have a lot to learn.

Keep trying.

You're not doing your best.

Come on now, Susie. It's not a pogo stick.

Now, pay attention.

All of you, come here.

Let's go.

That's it. Come on.

Closer.

Let's cut that out now.

You have a big day ahead tomorrow.

You'll need your rest. Now go to sleep.

Oh.

Oh.

Terrific.

It's forbidden to mix pleasure with studies.

I've already told you once.

I don't want to, Natalie.

But I'm going to have to punish you.

Mm -hmm.

Our school is special, and the punishment is severe.

Here's a brief review of how important a part sex has played in the history of

the world. In modern times, it plays the same role.

We could say that Mary Magdalene's role was important when she was active, and

Madalena's role, too.

We'll pass on briefly to Lucretia Borgia, whose reputation, in my opinion,

overrated.

Well, on the other hand, all during the 18th century, most women behaved the

same way. Yes?

Uh, excuse me, I'm lost. I was looking for the bathroom.

Ladies, we will abandon our history lesson for the time being and take part

practical experience.

I think I made a mistake.

I'm confused.

I mean, could I... We'll see, won't we, ladies?

If you don't mind, I'll go now.

I'm only the plumber. Please.

Well, Claudia, he doesn't want to help us. That's not it. No, no, no, no. Oh,

no.

I have a job to do. I've only come here to repair the bathtub.

Oh, no, not that.

Oh, please, not that. No.

This is all a misunderstanding. Really, I can explain. Please.

Oh, no.

Oh, I have things to do. I can't stay here all day. Let me go.

Oh, no.

I have to account for my time.

You're not being reasonable. Please.

No, no.

I'm only...

Please. What can I put on my worksheet?

Oh, no.

You're taking advantage.

Oh, come on, please. Let me go. I have work to do.

Business is business.

Oh, no.

Let me go on with my work.

Not that one. Not the big one.

Oh, I'm a married man.

Careful, Manette, you're not at a track meet.

Please.

Claudia, Claudia, let's see a little more effort.

There, it's Claudia.

Claudia. You never give your all, Claudia.

Oh, Claudia, take it easy.

good.

I'm a plumber.

Excellent,

ladies. Excellent.

Very good, Natalie. Very good.

Only came to repair a leak.

Don't complicate things any further.

It's not so easy. You don't understand. I'm only a plumber.

I repair leaks. Oh, leaks.

That's why I came.

That's great. She's good at it.

She's getting better and better.

Let the others have a little too, might as well.

You've made rapid progress.

Ask about a leech.

Think of your godfather. What if he could see you now?

Don't forget all the money he spent to pay for your enrollment.

Claudia?

Go on.

I did it!

I did it!

Excellent. You're doing...

Stop the good work.

too, wasn't I?

Enjoy your weekend.

And I hope that none of you forget to do your homework.

Is it better now?

Oh, yeah.

Getting picky?

Just nervous.

It reminds me of the auditions in the drama course.

Come on, now. There's no need to worry. You'll all be fine.

Now, finish your lunch.

You'll need your strength for the exams.

Come on now, that's it.

Come on now, you can do better than that.

I'm going to take notes.

That's not bad, Clark.

Claudia, that's the way.

A little more feeling, Claudia.

Good.

That's fine, Susie.

Keep it up now.

That's the way.

You're a real scholar.

Go on. Let yourself go.

That's it.

Deep sensuality.

Let yourself go.

Give it everything you've got.

Don't stop until you finish the sequence.

It's better than I expected.

Go on.

I want every one of you to enjoy

this.

Slowly now.

on what you're doing.

Just wonderful, ladies. Go on.

It's all a question of rhythm.

I think they're doing very well. They are.

That's the way.

You'll go places.

Not bad, not bad.

I want your notes after all this is over.

Hmm?

Ah, yes.

Mm. Mm.

Keep it up right to the end.

Well, Lambert, I see you can appreciate a good student.

My colleagues are a bit exhausted from their participation in our recent exams.

I hope you understand.

I'd like to present...

Steady now.

Next in line, Susie.

It has to lose your control.

I rated the same. Have you rated their attitude? That's very important.

All right, it's Nanette's turn now.

Nanette?

I think

we should make an exception.

Checking over the list, I see that it's Natalie's turn now.

Give one point for Will.

They come here. They come.

This is it.

After careful deliberation, I am proud to announce that each and every one

of you have passed your test with high honors.

Some days later

Oh,

I've been waiting for this

Graduation exercises.

I didn't know that you take care of him here.

Well,

we've got to keep it going.

Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have.

Prepare to hear you with my child.

to satisfy you with my child.

Oh, Grandma.

Oh, Grandmother, Grandma.

Come closer, my dear.

Don't be afraid.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Come now, my child.

That's very nice, dear.

Oh, Grandmother.

It's all right, child. Just continue like that.

You're doing fine.

Oh, you're

Grandmother's good little girl.

Everybody wants to get into the act.

He's super.

Yes, you little angel.

It's getting better.

All the time.

Keep it up, dearie.

That's right.

Don't talk with your mouth full now.

Let me tell you guys, it's great.

Oh, wait.

What are you doing here? This isn't your fairy tale.

Grandmother's right.

What do you want?

The dwarfs were a drag.

And my prince charming's a faggot. So I decided to come and see the wolf.

Excellent idea.

Come closer, my child.

I have a better time than the wolf in the other story.

Marvellous. Simply marvellous.

Do you think he'll get his job?

Yes, they usually do.

Now it's your turn, Little Red Riding Hood. Go on.

You may continue.

I'll have to retire if this keeps up.

It's much nicer this way.

Oh, Peter Pan, come here quickly. It's no use.

a souvenir from

in a time.

Now, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not a gay prince.

I am Prince Charming of Sleeping Beauty.

But on the other hand, Snow White's prince was so gay...

I'm supposed to proffer the prince a special gift.

Hey, what is this?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Wake up, princess.

It won't be easy.

Well, I'm through kidding around.

So.

As you can see, she is still sleeping.

Come on now, princess.

Are you going to fucking wake up or not?

Princess, do it.

Oh, you're awake, Princess.

It's been such a long time.

When you... Oh, yeah.

The alarm radio was never this good.

That's right.

Shut up.

That's right.

Now you're all witnesses.

I woke up the princess.

drawing. Gentlemen, may I wish you good luck.

Number 23.

Who has number 23?

It's me.

It's me.

Now we'll see if number 23 can hold his own.

It seems to me that he can hold his own.

But let's carry on.

He can hold his own.

He deserves his prize.

And what brings this visit?

What's going on, anyway?

I've been told of the presence of a number of young ladies in your

establishment.

Didn't you see the sign posted on the door?

Oh, you mean private school?

Yes.

Dear Inspector, I followed your advice.

You've come just in time.

We're having our school exercises.

Of course you're invited.

Something sat on the wall. Humpty -dumpty had a great fall. All the king's

horses, all the king's men suck.

Tom, Tom, the piper's son stole a pig and had some fun.

Jack be nimble. Jack be... Jack be quick.

Jack... Get off the pot. Or quit.

Lulu had a baby. His name was Bonnie Jim.

She put him in a pit pot to see if he could swim.

He swam to the bottom. He swam to the top.

Lula got excited and grabbed him by the cocktail ginger ale.

Five cents a glass. If you don't like it, shove it up your ass.

Hmm. Mary had a little lamb.

She also had a bear. I often saw her little lamb, but never saw her bear.

Peas, porridge, hot.

Peas, porridge, cold. Peas, porridge in the pot. Nine days, I'll pee you.

As I lay sleeping, the sun began to rise. It spread its golden light across

summer sky.

The grass so green and lush and spread with morning dew to reflect the morning

sunlight and enhance the radiant hues.

These gentlemen really seem to appreciate the show.

Looks like they're ready to blow their guns.

Well, Inspector, I can assure you... That every single one of them has a hard

-on. That's not Victor Hugo those girls are reading.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to close this school down.

His fucking skull.

But what will become of me?

Well, I've heard times are getting tough in cinema.

Why don't you try going into production?

There was a young soldier from Munich who threw up all over his tunic.

To add to the frolic, he fell on his bollocks.

And now he is known as the eunuch.