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- You are probably wondering
what
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I am going behind the tree.
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Well I will tell you, but
listen very carefully.
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Because I shall say this only
once.
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You will remember that I
own a cafe which being used
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by the resistance for hiding
escaping British airmen.
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Well everybody seems to know
about this
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except my wife's mother and the
Gestapo.
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And up to now,
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I've had a better
relationship with the Gestapo.
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Now those two men disguised as
scarecrows
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are in fact British airmen.
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Those two onion sellers
are none other than
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the German commandant Colonel
von Strom
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and his assistant, Captain
Geering.
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Now, they look unhappy for two
reasons.
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First, their new uniforms,
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which are being made
to replace the old ones
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which they lent the British
airmen who,
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when they thought they
were going to be captured
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by other Germans and
interrogated as conspirators,
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set fire to them and
burned them to a crisp.
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You're with me so far?
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Did not fit, and are now on
their
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way back to London by tiger
mouth.
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The second reason?
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The uniforms are being made
in London by a Jewish tailor,
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which is against the rules in
Germany.
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Oh, and the Gestapo are also
looking for
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a painting of The Fallen
Madonna with the big.
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This is also winging it's
way across the channel,
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in order that the copy can be
made
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so that the original can become
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the personal property of the
colonel.
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Who is as bent as a corkscrew.
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What happens next?
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Your guess is as good as mine.
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- Rene!
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- What?
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- We have much to do.
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The Germans may have heard the
plan.
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- We did?
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- The other German
troops under my command.
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- Who will shoot us if they
catch us with this lot.
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- These are the orders for our
next move.
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From here, we go North.
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- But if you don't mind me
saying so, my cafe is South.
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- The railway is North.
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- But we could walk
home, why take a train?
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- Because we have to blow up
the railway.
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- What?
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- What are we going to do
with these German swine?
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- We shall have to take them
with us.
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- What use are they?
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- If anyone is interested, I
took a course in explosives.
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- Hans, we are German officers,
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part of the great army
that is winning the war.
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We do not help the resistance
to blow up our supply lines!
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- On the other hand,
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if General von Klinkerhoffen
finds out that we
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have lent our uniforms
to the British airmen
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to help them escape, we will be.
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- What are you trying to say.
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- If we help them blow up the
railway,
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von Klinkerhoffen's train will
not arrive,
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so we won't have to meet it,
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so we won't have to wear our
uniforms,
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so he won't know that we
haven't got them.
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- And if you don't cooperate,
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we will shoot you and add
your corpses in the cups.
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- Well, when you're winning
a war, what's one railway?
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- Follow me.
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- I am here in obedience
to your order's Herr Flick.
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- You are quite punctual.
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Only 12 seconds late.
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Come in, stand over there.
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- Yes Herr Flick.
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- We do not wish do be
disturbed, do we?
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- You don't take any chances,
Herr Flick.
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- That all depends.
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Go into the next chamber.
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You are trembling.
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Are you afraid of me?
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- The streets are cold.
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- But you're also perspiring.
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- Your room is hot.
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- The room is 62 point five
degrees, this is not hot.
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- I can hide nothing from you,
Herr Flick.
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I'm trembling with uncertainty
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and perspiring with
anticipation.
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- This is not unusual.
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Take off your jacket.
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- Yes, Herr Flick.
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- On the bed.
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Your jacket.
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Let down your hair.
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- Yes, Herr Flick.
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Anything else?
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- Not yet.
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Sit down.
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The colonel is behaving
strangely.
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Do you think he will find the
painting of
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The Fallen Madonna with the Big
Boobies?
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- It's hard to say.
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The whole thing is in
the air at the moment.
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- Are you telling me the truth?
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- I promise, I swear on my
honor,
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you can do what you like to me.
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- We shall come to that later.
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- Come with me, bring the
Germans.
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Yvette, you come too.
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Stand by for a quick get away.
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The railway line runs in
bat-cut-ing.
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- Look, do you really need me?
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I have had no experience
in this sort of thing.
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I'll I've ever blown up
is a balloon, at a party.
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- You will take this take these
spades.
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- Well what are these spades
for?
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- To dig a whole under the
slipper for the explosives.
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- What?
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- Follow me.
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- What's going on, Fairfax?
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- Can't be gardening
at this time of night.
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- Speaking for myself,
I'm jolly frightened.
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- Me too.
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- Dig a hole under the slipper,
here.
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Yvette, you have the explosives?
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- I have it strapped to my
thigh.
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- You are very brave Yvette.
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- I know.
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- If you'd have tripped,
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that cork could have put
an end to everything.
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- I've been thinking on nothing
else.
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- There is a lot missing.
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- Ah, ah yes.
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Well you see my wife gave
some to my mother in law,
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and quite a lot to the chickens.
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- You fool.
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Can I trust you with nothing?
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There might be enough
to blow up the train.
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- Oh well in that case,
do not let us waste time.
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Let's go home.
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- No, wait here with the
Germans.
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I will crush the lorry onto the
line,
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that and the explosives
will stop the train.
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- Once you get an idea into
your head,
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you don't let go, do you?
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- Let's move.
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- I am sorry for the delay
colonel,
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little technical matter, you
understand.
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- Well, at least we can have
a drink while we're waiting.
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- No, that is not gin!
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- What is it?
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- It's nitroglycerin.
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- Ah!
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- Hans you fool, you've
blown up the railway.
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- Isn't that what we're here
for?
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- Get down, they're shooting at
us!
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- Look, it's the guards.
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They're shooting at the lorry.
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- I say, it's all good, isn't
it?
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- We surrender, we surrender!
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Don't shoot!
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- You think this would be a
good time
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to tell them we are German
officers?
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- It would have been,
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if you hadn't just blown up the
railway.
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- Good evening!
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You're probably wondering
what I am doing here.
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Edith, Rene, Yvitte!
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Oh, will nobody attend to me?
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- Coming mama.
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Ah!
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What is Monsieur LeClerc
doing in your bed?
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- Well he was sleeping in the
cellar.
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It is very windy down there.
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- It is not much better up here.
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- Why have I been left alone so
long?
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- I had a headache.
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- I was talking to my daughter.
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- The Germans have arrested
Rene.
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He is in the nick, he will be
shot!
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- Oh I always knew it.
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His eyes are too close together.
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You should have married the
butcher.
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He liked you.
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Every time you pass his shop,
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he'd wave at you with his
chopper.
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- I have to think of a plan to
rescue him.
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Monsieur LeClerk.
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You have been in prison many
times.
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Can you help me?
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- Of course madam, I can help
you.
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I have been in many French
nicks.
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- Always a gigolo.
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- I am ready madam.
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Lead on, I will follow.
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Lead on, I will follow.
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- Look at it how you will, this
is a very serious situation.
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- Colonel, surely you know
somebody
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who could order our release.
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- There is only one person
who could order our release?
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Who?
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- Me.
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- Rene, if they shoot us, at
least I will die by your side.
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- If you died in front of
me, I'd have a better chance.
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- Oh Rene, you do love me,
don't you?
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- Of course I love you Yvette
of course.
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- Oh, Rene.
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What do you think it
will be like in Heaven?
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- Well I don't suppose
they'll let us do this first.
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- Only the French would have
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boys and girls in the same cell.
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Psst!
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Helga!
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How did you get up there?
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- I am standing on a peasant!
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- Have you come to get us out?
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- No, but I have your uniforms
back from the cleaners.
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Where are they?
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- In the office, ready
for you when you get out.
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But how do we get out?
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- Here is a hacksaw for the
bars.
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Ah, thank you.
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- Even without bars, I can't
get through this little window.
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- I could.
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- Yes but you can't sign the
orders,
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you're not senior enough.
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- I could forge your signature.
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I've done it before.
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- Now it's all coming out.
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- General von...
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Stand still!
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General von Klinkerhoffen
is arriving by car.
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He's most displeased,
somebody's blown up the railway.
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- It was him.
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- Tattletale.
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- I must go, somebody's coming.
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- Ah!
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- The other way around!
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- Oh, yes.
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- As you no doubt are going to
be shot,
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you will no doubt wish to see a
priest.
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Come this way.
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- It is I, LeClerk!
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- Well I never would have
guessed.
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What do you want?
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- I bring you good news, sh!
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Your mother in law and your
wife are coming to see you.
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- This is good news?
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- Also, I have for you,
concealed on my person.
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A hacksaw!
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- We already have a
hacksaw you silly old fool.
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- In that case my son, up yours.
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I have given them my blessing,
let me out.
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- Bless you.
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- And you.
258
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,600
- Here, hide this.
259
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:40,840
- Oh, another.
260
00:14:44,519 --> 00:14:46,799
- You have more visitors.
261
00:14:52,639 --> 00:14:57,120
- Why are you putting me in
here with these smelly peasants?
262
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:02,159
- To say goodbye to your son in
law.
263
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,440
- Goodbye, let us get out.
264
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,039
- Oh Rene.
265
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,639
- Not now, Edith.
266
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,240
- We have a plan!
267
00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,159
- Good, what is it?
268
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:23,200
- We are up to here with
hacksaws.
269
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,399
- I am down to there with
hacksaws.
270
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,080
- Let me share our plan!
271
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,840
Now listen carefully.
272
00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:33,080
She said this only once.
273
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,600
- They are warm, isn't it,
Fairfax?
274
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,879
- I was just thinking.
275
00:15:40,919 --> 00:15:43,320
If the Jerrys find us dressed
in civies,
276
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,399
it'll take quite a lot of
explaining.
277
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,799
- If they found us in bed with
each other,
278
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,159
it would take even more
explaining.
279
00:15:53,679 --> 00:15:54,720
- Carstairs?
280
00:15:55,639 --> 00:15:58,039
Are you a grammar school boy?
281
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,679
- How do you know?
282
00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:05,159
- Wearing your socks in bed?
283
00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:13,559
- Come along, time is up.
284
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,639
- Time to go home, mama.
285
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:32,559
- Edith, I do not wish to
nitpick.
286
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,159
But why could not Yvette
and I have escaped?
287
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,480
I mean, what kind of a plan is
it
288
00:16:36,519 --> 00:16:39,000
that leaves me still in the
cooler?
289
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,679
- It was Michelle's plan!
290
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,799
The colonel, once he's back in
his office,
291
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,360
will sign the papers for your
release.
292
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,120
- And what if he doesn't?
293
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:48,639
- Then Michelle will tell the
Gestapo
294
00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:50,519
that it was the colonel who
nicked
295
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:54,799
the painting of The Fallen
Madonna with Big Boobies.
296
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,480
- What do you think Rene?
297
00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:59,120
- I once heard a proverb about
298
00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:02,440
the best laid plans of mice and
men.
299
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,119
This plan was definitely laid
by a mouse.
300
00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:09,160
- You can say that again.
301
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:13,960
- If we should go out Rene,
I shall be by your side.
302
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,400
And as they take aim, I
shall sing La Marseillaise.
303
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,359
- Then I hope they are
quick on the trigger.
304
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,880
- Well Hans, it's good to
be back in the uniform.
305
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,880
We are very lucky to have
gotten out of that jail.
306
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,119
- You were very convincing as
307
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,319
Rene's 85 year old mother in
law.
308
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:38,119
- You were very good as my
daughter.
309
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,039
- I have good legs.
310
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,920
- The prisoner is outside.
311
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,799
- Good, bring him in!
312
00:17:46,279 --> 00:17:48,160
- Bring him inside!
313
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,519
- Right, you are dismissed.
314
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,440
Oh Rene my old friend, take a
chair.
315
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,519
Make yourself comfortable.
316
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,400
- You are most kind, colonel.
317
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,920
- After all, we are all in this
together.
318
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,240
- Well I think some of us
are in a little deeper.
319
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,680
Can we not get rid of these
things now?
320
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,799
- Not until I've signed the
release form.
321
00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:32,400
- I have a pen in my pocket
here.
322
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,720
- No Rene, we must proceed
cautiously.
323
00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:36,640
This morning already I have
signed for
324
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,200
the release of your
wife and mother in law.
325
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,960
- And Yvette.
- And Yvette.
326
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,079
- He signed hers first.
327
00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:45,359
- Shut up Hans.
328
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:48,559
We have to show someone to
General von Klinkerhoffen.
329
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:50,480
- What happens when he has seen
me?
330
00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:53,400
- We will tell him you
are a very small potato
331
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,319
that we are going to
shoot you or something.
332
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,920
Or hand you over to the Gestapo.
333
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,279
- And then he will go
away, and all will be well.
334
00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,759
- I expect you feel very
relieved.
335
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,279
- Up to a point.
336
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,400
- General von Klinkerhoffen is
here.
337
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,799
- Von Klinkerhoffen is here, ah!
338
00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:13,119
- Quiet Hans!
339
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,839
Rene my friend, we may have
to insult you a little.
340
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,039
Call you pig and dog
and that sort of thing.
341
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,440
- Dear colonel, feel free.
342
00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:29,319
- General von Klinkerhoffen.
343
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,799
- Heil Hitler.
344
00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:37,640
- Clop.
345
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,119
- So, this is the ringleader.
346
00:19:43,039 --> 00:19:44,920
- No, the ringleader escaped.
347
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,559
This is just a poor unfortunate
peasant
348
00:19:47,599 --> 00:19:50,200
who was dragged in against his
will.
349
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,359
- What he says is perfectly
true.
350
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,279
I am a small potato.
351
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,960
- Silence you dog.
352
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,039
- Pig.
353
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,759
- And you talked with him?
354
00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:19,799
What are the names of the other
men?
355
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,640
- Oh let me think there was...
356
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,039
- He doesn't know, we've
been through all that.
357
00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:25,160
- Pig.
358
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,920
- He knows nothing.
359
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,880
I think we should release him.
360
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,319
- I do not agree.
361
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:36,200
I think he should be
executed as an example.
362
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,599
- Don't you think that's
a little drastic, colonel?
363
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,319
- Quiet, hyena.
364
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,480
- I must remember that.
365
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,880
- You will be shot at dawn.
366
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,119
Of course, I will
supervise it personally.
367
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,200
- Good.
368
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,519
How does 7 o'clock suit you?
369
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:57,599
- Later would be better for me.
370
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,440
- Quiet, pig-dog!
371
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,000
- Hyena.
372
00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:02,240
- Frog-face.
373
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,240
- I shall be there to see it
done.
374
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Heil Hitler.
375
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,240
- Heil Hitler.
- Clop.
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376
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,319
He has departed.
377
00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:23,599
- Colonel, if you don't
get me out of this,
378
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,079
well I shall be forced to reveal
how you stole the painting,
379
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,440
how you lent your uniforms to
380
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,079
the British airmen to help them
escape,
381
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:31,720
and how you blew up the railway.
382
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:35,519
- I did not blow up the
railway, he blew up the railway.
383
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,000
- How did we get in this mess?
384
00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:39,680
- I have an idea.
385
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:44,000
We will give to the firing
party wooden bullets.
386
00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:47,200
- How is this an improvement?
387
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,359
- Wooden bullets disintegrate
10 foot
388
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,559
from the muzzles of the rifles.
389
00:21:52,599 --> 00:21:55,440
- I see, how close do they
stand?
390
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,920
- Not as close as that.
391
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,440
- Providing it is not foggy.
392
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,799
- And tell me, what
happens when they fire?
393
00:22:04,839 --> 00:22:06,480
- You fall down.
394
00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:08,680
- Do you really think it is
safe?
395
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,240
- Well, we won't know for
sure until you get up again.
396
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,200
- I've come to see the prisoner
to say my last farewell.
397
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,200
- So many goodbyes, you are
number six!
398
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,279
This way.
399
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,440
Yet another visitor for you.
400
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,640
- Maria!
401
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,680
- Oh Rene.
402
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,359
- Five minutes only.
403
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,000
- Oh, my little cabbage.
404
00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:46,440
- Oh Rene, my big parsnip.
405
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,559
- Oh it is so comforting to
hold you in my arms again.
406
00:22:51,599 --> 00:22:54,279
- Rene, I have something for
you.
407
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:58,359
- I have something for
you to, but you go first.
408
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,720
- I will never let the
firing squad shoot you.
409
00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:03,200
Take this ring.
410
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,319
- You think I can bribe them?
411
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,640
- Inside there is a pill.
412
00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:12,799
Take it between those
strong white teeth crush it.
413
00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:14,640
And you will be gone.
414
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,920
- This is not the kind
of escape I had in mind.
415
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,359
- Oh but you must use
it if all else fails.
416
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,880
I promise.
417
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,279
- There is only one more
thing I can give you.
418
00:23:25,319 --> 00:23:26,440
- Oh Maria.
419
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:30,680
- No there's no time for that.
420
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,000
- What is there time for, then?
421
00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:35,240
- Here it is, a hacksaw!
422
00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:39,200
- Oh, it is still warm.
423
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,359
- I don't want to be difficult,
424
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,480
but could you move just a
little more slowly please?
425
00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:35,799
- Did you get the dummy bullets?
426
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,279
- Yes, here they are.
427
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:39,279
- Do they look exactly
like the real bullets?
428
00:24:39,319 --> 00:24:41,920
- Yes, I brought the
real ones to show you.
429
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,799
- Morning, colonel.
430
00:24:42,839 --> 00:24:43,640
- Morning.
431
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,599
- Morning captain.
432
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,759
Sad occasion.
433
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,839
Yes, but the dog deserves it.
434
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,880
- Pig.
435
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:51,880
- Ah the bullets.
436
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,920
Thank you.
437
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,799
- Hans.
438
00:24:56,839 --> 00:24:58,440
He's taken both boxes.
439
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,480
What if he loads the real
bullets into the rifles?
440
00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:02,799
- Oh dear.
441
00:25:02,839 --> 00:25:05,200
Do you think we should warn
Rene?
442
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,880
- No, there's no point in
worrying him.
443
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,200
He has a lot on his mind.
444
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,559
- Here are the bullets, load
the rifles.
445
00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:27,480
- All prepared?
446
00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:29,759
- Everything is going according
to plan.
447
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:31,000
- Very nearly.
448
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,880
- Don't waste time, I have to
leave.
449
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,440
- Oh, it is cold.
450
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,640
Why have you brought me here?
451
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,559
- The angels are going
to take my husband away.
452
00:25:45,599 --> 00:25:48,640
- The last time it was the
police.
453
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,279
- This is a very sad occasion
for me Rene.
454
00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:02,240
- Yes, I feel the same way,
Lefton.
455
00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:04,920
- Ah you French, you are so
brave.
456
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,200
Your mother in law has
not shed one single tear.
457
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,279
- This I believe.
458
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,400
What about my wife?
459
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,240
- She is like a hawk.
460
00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:17,759
She says she is going
to sing La Marseillaise.
461
00:26:17,799 --> 00:26:19,039
You wish a blindfold?
462
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,559
- Ear plugs would be better.
463
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,079
- May I shake your hand?
464
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,359
- Of course.
465
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,240
You'll find it around the back.
466
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,960
Can we get on with this please?
467
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,039
- Oh, I nearly forgot.
468
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,599
So they have something to aim
at.
469
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,480
- You Germans, such
sticklers for accuracy.
470
00:26:55,559 --> 00:26:56,559
- Bye.
471
00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:07,319
- Now?
472
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,359
- No, I will give you the
signal.
473
00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:17,000
- Is that it?
474
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:19,559
- No, I am composing myself.
475
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,559
- Present your rifles.
476
00:27:32,039 --> 00:27:33,079
- Now.
477
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,759
- A-one, two, three, four.
478
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,279
♪ Arise you children of the
motherland
479
00:27:41,319 --> 00:27:44,680
♪ Oh now is here our glorious
day
480
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,720
- Ready?
481
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,039
Take aim.
482
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,720
Fire!
483
00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:10,319
- Why have we stopped?
484
00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:12,599
- It is over.
485
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,240
- Good.
486
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,799
Let that be a lesson to you.
487
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:21,599
The relatives may remove the
body.
488
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,839
Heil Hitler!
489
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,880
- Heil Hitler!
- Clop!
490
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,240
- You may escort me to my car.
491
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,839
- Do you think he's alright?
492
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,200
- If he is, it'll be drinks on
the house.
493
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,400
- And if not, we find another
cafe.
494
00:28:50,799 --> 00:28:52,640
- My poor brave Rene.
495
00:28:56,839 --> 00:28:57,880
- Edith?
496
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,440
- He's still alive.
497
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,480
He's trying to speak.
498
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,200
- Dear Rene, are you in pain?
499
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,920
- Keep quiet, these may
be his last brave words.
500
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,799
- Listen carefully, I
shall this only once.
501
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,759
My bum is on a thistle.
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