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Halt!
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Bring her out!
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Let me go! Let me go!
I'm innocent. Let me go.
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—Oh God, I'm innocent.
—Don't blaspheme, you whore.
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I'll get you, no matter how innocent
you look. You won't cheat me!
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Let's go.
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No! Let go, I'm innocent.
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I'm not a witch! No, let me go!
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—
haven't done anything.
—No tricks now. Come on now!
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Oh, no!
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A witch! She floats, she's guilty.
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My God!
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—Poor thing...
—It serves her right.
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You are guilty as I said
and you must be sentenced.
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—Would I have been innocent if I'd sunk?
-Yes.
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But I'd have drowned!
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Yes, but your soul would have been saved.
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The court has decided that
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the witch Marta Barbrosdotter
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will be sentenced to death by burning.
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God bless her soul.
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Start the fire!
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Have mercy, I'm innocent!
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No! You're going to burn for your sins.
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You're going to burn in front of those
who revealed your sin. You witch.
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You just wait, vicar, I'll come back
and take revenge for this!
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The vicar called her a witch
but she was as meek as a lamb.
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Eveybody thought it was
both a pity and a shame
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Many cried and some cursed
and there was talk on the town.
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The vicar is the devil and
he must be punished.
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But as most of us know,
time heal all wounds.
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The leaves fall, death comes,
time passes.
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The next generation
got a strange legacy.
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The witches daughter become a devil
and the vicars son a lamb.
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The witches daughter became
a devils whore.
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The vicars son became timid
and wellbehaved.
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Nohting can get worse,
not him, nore her.
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The year is 1812 and there
are war and revolution.
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The Lustful Vicar
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There're no young men left in the
village, they're all conscripted.
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As long as the war goes on
the villagers lives in celibacy.
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You should feel sory
for the new vicar because...
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...the witches daughter who seeks
revenge lives in the same village.
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Come, Susanne!
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—How do you do.
—How do you do.
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Well, I'm the new vicar in Fors.
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—I'm just about to start my work here.
-Yes...
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But before I do,
I wish to pay my respects to...
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To my patroness, Countess Hockert...
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If you'd be so kind as to announce me.
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The countess will be delighted to see you.
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Welcome!
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My sister, who's married to
General Maxime in Paris,
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has sent me some magnificent engravings
of classical furniture.
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As soon as the war is over,
we will modernise this house.
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If you have finished your tea,
I'll show you around. Come!
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Thank you.
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Please sit down.
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My dear vicar,
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would you like to spend
this wonderful evening with me,
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spirituellement andamoureusement ?
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I'm so happy that you've come.
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I'm sorry, my dear Countess, but I've
been so long on the road
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that I haven't had time
to prepare my sermon.
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Therefore, I'm asking you not to mind
if I leave, since...
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the sooner I start...
preparing my sermon, eh...
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Vicar, promise me that you'll make
a tour around the village.
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—It would please the people.
—Yes...
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Au revorr.
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Au revorr.
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—It's the new vicar.
—The vicar!
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Hurry up!
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It's him!
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Yes, I believe you're right. It's him.
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Oh, how I've been waiting for this!
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Look there!
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Oh!
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Well, hello everybody!
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Dagmar and Greta will take the trunk
and Birgit'll take the cases.
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—Lisa, you take the horse to the stable.
—Yes, right away.
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—Welcome, Your Reverend.
—Thank you.
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—My name is Sibyl.
—
see.
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As leader of the Sisters of Mercy,
I welcome you...
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—We will do all we can to assist you here.
—Thank you.
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Would you like to choose two servant—girls
from the group that is waiting outside?
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And who do you represent, my child?
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Those who don't belong to
the Sisters of Mercy.
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Would you like to choose two servant—girls
from those who are waiting?
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Yes... that's right.
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—How nice!
—I thought it was a little damp here.
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—That's right.
—Yes, and now the servant—girls...
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Oh yes, thank you.
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Here they all are.
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I'd suggest Birgit.
She's the one on the far left.
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An assiduous and careful girl.
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And Dagmar is good. Very good.
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No, Sanna and Agneta are much better.
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Besides, the vicar could do with
something pretty to look at
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when he writes his sermons.
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You're right.
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Sin is closing up from all sides
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Even though he doesn't see it,
he'll soon lose control
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Sin and shame, and the devil's game,
he's getting stiff!
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Not completely, but somewhat
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Sanna!
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Agnetal
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And the woman... well...
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The woman they brought before him...
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wasn't without sin.
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No, she had... committed crimes.
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Oh, Lord...
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A BIT LATER
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We must never cease to fight
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against the temptations...
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the sin...
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that...
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often surrounds us.
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Even in the seeming safety...
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of everyday life.
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Dear vicar, close your eyes,
to those curves that turn you on
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Pretend that all those nymphs aren't naked
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Think of something else!
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Sorry, dear vicar, but wherever you turn,
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your heart's going to burn
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I'm the one who's selling wine
and I know the story
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You can tell from the witch's face
and her mine of glory
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That this isn't all
that'll cause the vicar's skin to crawl
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Didn't he fire you, and hired
that fat Sylfidia instead?
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Didn't he turn his back on you
in the garden?
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But what are we to do?
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Wait!
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I'll show you, but be careful.
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Lie down, Agneta.
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Since the vicar finds it so hard
to relax in female company,
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—you'd better get her properly prepared.
—That's right.
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—But don't forget to wave the hat.
—No, no...
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Oh, Lord!
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—-What's wrong, Greta?
—A naked man over there.
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—What was he doing?
—He was running towards the village.
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Poor Greta, she's having hallucinations.
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She'll be all right
when her fiancé gets back.
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—Lots of people at the market?
—Yes.
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—-Was Polard there?
-Yes.
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—What is it?
—The vicar wants to see you.
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—Where is he?
—At the cooper's.
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The cooper? But he's at the market.
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—His barrels are still at home.
-Yes.
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He wants you to bring some clothes.
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Oh, yes? Come on then.
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—Goodbye.
—So long.
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Are you sure it was the vicar
who said that?
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I can't understand this.
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—Give me my clothes!
—Oh, Your Reverend! Are you naked?
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Hand me the clothes, for Christ's sake.
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How is it going to end?
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What? Are you out of your mind,
speaking to a barrel.
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Strange...
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God bless the vicar so,
he is aching from head to toe
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So he's massaged by a damsel dear,
both at the front and rear
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Only little damage is done,
so the vicar lets her go one
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He doesn't know of the witchcraft so grim
that will stiffen another limb
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When the witch has cast her spell,
the vicar's body will not be well
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Sylfidia!
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—More clean bandages.
—And water.
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And water, Sylfidia!
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People are lucky to have us
Sisters of Mercy, to soothe their pains.
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What on Earth have you been up to?
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Look at your head... and your body...
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I've heard saying that Your Reverend
came home naked...
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I've brought some oil from our supply.
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This will do you good...
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That's right, vicar, that's right.
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Worse things than these did happen,
the girl they burnt on the fire
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Will cause you more misery,
you just wait and see!
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Look, there comes the mail-man,
the second time this year
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Beware, beware, dear people,
calamity is near!
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When the witch has cast her spell,
the poor vicar's soul will go to hell!
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Ah! The mail.
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Maybe there's a letter from my husband.
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His Grace, the Bishop of Domstad
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has the honour to invite the Vicar of Fors
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to a visitation, Wednesday, August 5,
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in the year of
eighteen hundred and twelve,
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and to supper thereafter.
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My God, that's tomorrow!
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Dear me, you'd better
go to bed early then.
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Sylfidia, you brush the cassock.
There's going to be a feast.
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NEXT MORNING
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Come in.
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Your Reverend, what's happened?
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But it's pretty plain to see...
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Sylfidia, oh Lord! I'm supposed to visit
the Bishop today, this won't do.
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Oh, it isn't all that bad.
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Yes, but something has to be done.
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The breakfast will have to wait then...
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Yes, yes, that'll have to wait then...
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If you want to visit the Bishop
something must be done.
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Yes.
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—It would be terrible otherwise.
-Yes.
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I would really like to help
Your Gra... Reverend.
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I'm going to help you.
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I'll help you, I'll help you...
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Oh, I'm so warn, may I remove my dress?
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Well... if you're warm, my child...
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I can't see any harm in that.
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Sylfidia!
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I wonder where the sore spot is?
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Oh no, yes, yes, there it is!
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And it worked beautifully. Sylfidia!
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Another wonderful day!
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Ugh!
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Look where you're going, old fart!
Tell your vicar I'm the one who fixed him.
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—What do you mean?
—Go and see for yourself.
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—But my dear vicar, didn't it work?
—No.
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But I'm really satisfied.
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It must be witchcraft, Sylfidia.
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It's the work of the devil.
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Oh Lord, is it that bad?
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Excuse me for not knocking.
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—But what about the girl, couldn't you...
—Idiot!
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I guess it didn't help, since it was
Barbro who did this to you.
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Well, this means prayers and hard work
if you want to get to the Bishop.
223
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:05,624
Against the devil's work
most people fight in vain.
224
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:10,832
We'd better get Sybil so that
she could organise a help action.
225
00:34:12,999 --> 00:34:15,666
Good luck, Your Reverend.
226
00:34:23,832 --> 00:34:26,124
Then we all agree to
the distribution of the tasks.
227
00:34:26,416 --> 00:34:30,249
They'll be rearranged, don't you worry.
228
00:34:41,707 --> 00:34:43,791
An urgent matter calls me to the vicar.
229
00:34:47,582 --> 00:34:49,124
That's enough.
230
00:34:49,749 --> 00:34:53,541
Didn't I tell you
the witchcraft would work?
231
00:34:54,332 --> 00:34:56,332
Everything's working according to plan.
232
00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:06,874
I heard you were very ill.
233
00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:09,624
...
234
00:35:09,916 --> 00:35:13,207
It's the devil's work,
and today of all days,
235
00:35:13,499 --> 00:35:17,832
when my future is to be decided
at the Bishop's supper.
236
00:35:18,124 --> 00:35:20,457
Calm down, now.
237
00:35:20,749 --> 00:35:23,374
With the right treatment
this will be cured.
238
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:28,916
—It won't go down, huh?
—No...
239
00:35:30,249 --> 00:35:34,832
Know several people who'd wish
they had the same illness.
240
00:35:35,999 --> 00:35:38,207
Now, let's have a look at it.
241
00:35:42,832 --> 00:35:44,707
Oh, dear me!
242
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:51,791
I have seen a lot during my travels,
but this beats everything else.
243
00:35:52,082 --> 00:35:54,457
This must be a work of the devil.
244
00:35:54,749 --> 00:35:57,832
Yes, it's the devil. The devil!
245
00:35:58,124 --> 00:36:01,707
It's a case for the Sisters of Mercy;,
246
00:36:01,999 --> 00:36:03,874
who like to help where they can.
247
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:09,291
Sibyl, this can only be cured in one way.
248
00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:12,332
Yes, we know that, Your Reverend.
249
00:36:12,624 --> 00:36:15,999
When it comes to fighting the devil,
250
00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:19,416
no sacrifice is great enough.
251
00:36:24,999 --> 00:36:29,624
—No, not like that...
—No false prudery, now.
252
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:32,166
We must really attack the evil.
253
00:36:36,499 --> 00:36:39,832
Could you hand me some of the oil
I brought.
254
00:36:40,124 --> 00:36:43,166
That could be a great help right now.
255
00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:04,041
Oh, you must really suffer...
256
00:37:04,332 --> 00:37:05,916
Yes, yes, oh...
257
00:37:06,999 --> 00:37:10,832
Hey, what are you doing with my shawl?
258
00:37:11,874 --> 00:37:15,374
Well, take it then...
259
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:19,041
since it's a good cause.
260
00:37:22,249 --> 00:37:26,749
Don't pull like that... there are buttons.
261
00:37:27,999 --> 00:37:30,624
Wait, I'll do it myself.
262
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,707
But, Your Reverend, not under my skirt!
263
00:37:35,249 --> 00:37:39,999
What are you looking at?
This is a blessed deed, right?
264
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,791
Yes, it is.
265
00:37:42,082 --> 00:37:46,374
If you want to go to the Bishop's supper,
there's no time to lose.
266
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,207
Why did Sibyl send for me?
267
00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,999
What are they doing here?
268
00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:29,957
Are they?
269
00:38:33,082 --> 00:38:36,041
The devil's got a hold of our vicar.
270
00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:42,249
The Sisters of Mercy are doing their best
to fight the devil.
271
00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:47,499
They haven't got much time, though.
He needs to be at the Bishop's at three.
272
00:38:48,832 --> 00:38:50,791
And I'm to help too.
273
00:38:51,082 --> 00:38:55,207
Yes, your time will come as well.
274
00:39:01,374 --> 00:39:03,874
I think you can do your part right away.
275
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:10,874
Come in, come in!
276
00:39:29,499 --> 00:39:31,499
You are very beautiful, my child.
277
00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:38,916
Come closer. No, closer.
278
00:39:47,457 --> 00:39:50,791
Doesn't the market at Lovsjo
start tomorrow?
279
00:39:52,207 --> 00:39:55,666
I bet you won't get there
till the day after tomorrow.
280
00:39:56,791 --> 00:40:00,332
I want you out of the house.
You irritate me.
281
00:40:03,624 --> 00:40:06,957
Get out so that I may get some peace.
282
00:40:07,249 --> 00:40:11,374
I'll get out, don't you worry!
You'll get your peace.
283
00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:15,916
What on earth are you doing?
284
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:25,124
You won't starve here.
I'll let you out when I come home.
285
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:30,124
I'm sure you were up to something nasty.
286
00:40:35,624 --> 00:40:37,416
Open up!
287
00:41:07,082 --> 00:41:10,249
It would be bad
if we couldn't get this down.
288
00:41:10,541 --> 00:41:16,707
Not us two. We've had ours already.
289
00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:21,166
But there are other Sisters
who could help.
290
00:41:22,082 --> 00:41:25,957
We've already sent for Mrs Paular.
291
00:41:26,249 --> 00:41:30,749
But I just thought of something,
even if it seems impossible.
292
00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:34,416
It's getting late
and there's no time to lose.
293
00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:39,874
Are you out of your mind?
Why should I take it away?
294
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,874
He isn't going to the Bishop!
295
00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:48,166
But think of us, Sisters of Mercy,
and the way we've worked!
296
00:41:48,457 --> 00:41:52,457
You look as if you enjoyed your job,
old hypocrite!
297
00:41:52,749 --> 00:41:55,957
I might cast a spell on you too some day.
298
00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:07,332
Poor vicar, still no relief!
299
00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:10,916
It's so warm.
300
00:42:11,207 --> 00:42:17,207
I think we'd better give him
some supper and some wine.
301
00:42:17,499 --> 00:42:21,416
Then he can sleep till tomorrow
and we'll try again.
302
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:25,832
Maybe it'll go down during the night.
303
00:42:26,666 --> 00:42:28,999
Let's hope not.
304
00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:32,207
Tomorrow we send for Sanna and Agneta.
305
00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:46,166
That blasted vicar at Fors
didn't even come for supper!
306
00:42:46,457 --> 00:42:50,374
I didn't care about the visitation
307
00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:54,916
but this is an insult to my chef
as well as me.
308
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:59,707
Would you like to take this seat?
309
00:42:59,999 --> 00:43:02,624
Please sit down, gentlemen!
310
00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:07,249
Oh, that's a big one!
The biggest one tonight!
311
00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:09,666
Get in there!
312
00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:20,624
Hurry up!
313
00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:38,207
If you utter a sound you're dead!
314
00:46:40,624 --> 00:46:42,916
You're cocky, aren't you!
315
00:46:45,457 --> 00:46:49,666
A deserter, huh? Now you want to add
something to your police record
316
00:46:49,957 --> 00:46:53,291
so that they'll hang you.
317
00:46:53,582 --> 00:46:55,124
OK, shoot!
318
00:47:02,416 --> 00:47:05,624
—Are you hungry?
—-Yes.
319
00:47:13,332 --> 00:47:15,082
But don't think...
320
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:20,666
Think what? Didn't it occur to you
that you are my prisoner?
321
00:47:23,082 --> 00:47:25,207
You mean, I could...
322
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:29,832
You could stay with me
till the war is over.
323
00:47:30,124 --> 00:47:32,041
You'll have to pay for yourself.
324
00:47:32,332 --> 00:47:37,041
Pay? What could I pay with?
Haven't got any money.
325
00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:39,124
What should I pay with?
326
00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:44,541
I'm sure you can pay
if you consider your resources.
327
00:47:52,999 --> 00:47:56,082
You don't want to be hanged, do you?
328
00:47:58,457 --> 00:48:02,291
EARLY NEXT MORNING
329
00:48:55,957 --> 00:49:00,832
Darling, isn't it beautiful?
330
00:49:06,041 --> 00:49:07,916
Are you hungry?
331
00:49:12,499 --> 00:49:15,916
What would you like? Pancakes?
332
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:22,041
Fried eel, pork pie...
333
00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:00,749
This is a heavy sow.
334
00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:37,791
Get under the bed, quickly.
335
00:50:38,082 --> 00:50:40,374
_—HAgain?
urry up!
336
00:50:41,624 --> 00:50:43,249
Take the food, too!
337
00:50:47,874 --> 00:50:50,291
No, under the bed!
338
00:50:50,582 --> 00:50:52,666
Go on, get down there!
339
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:58,916
Sanna, open up!
340
00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:04,666
—We're waiting for you.
—
can't. I feel bad.
341
00:51:04,957 --> 00:51:07,957
Yes, you're a real bad girl.
342
00:51:08,249 --> 00:51:09,666
What do you mean?
343
00:51:09,957 --> 00:51:15,166
We've always shared everything like
two sisters, but now it seems...
344
00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:25,791
Oh, there he is!
345
00:51:26,082 --> 00:51:30,416
Agneta, wait! I'm the one who found him.
346
00:51:34,332 --> 00:51:36,499
We're the only ones who know he's here.
347
00:51:36,791 --> 00:51:40,291
But we can't start sharing him
just like that.
348
00:51:42,041 --> 00:51:44,832
I know! We'll have him one night each.
349
00:51:45,791 --> 00:51:48,666
But what if he can't some night?
350
00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:53,082
I know... I know...
351
00:52:22,582 --> 00:52:26,541
Gustav... You can come out now.
352
00:52:26,832 --> 00:52:32,707
We have a guest that you ought
to know more intimately.
353
00:52:41,041 --> 00:52:43,624
How long must he sleep?
354
00:52:43,916 --> 00:52:48,082
The longer he sleeps the better.
355
00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:50,916
Poor vicar!
356
00:52:51,207 --> 00:52:53,791
He missed out on the Bishop's supper.
357
00:52:54,082 --> 00:52:55,916
We must work hard today.
358
00:52:56,207 --> 00:53:01,791
Yes, you're right.
We'll have to get Sanna and Agneta.
359
00:53:02,082 --> 00:53:05,332
And where's Mrs Paular?
She was supposed to come yesterday.
360
00:53:05,624 --> 00:53:08,874
You get the girls while I make breakfast.
361
00:53:11,041 --> 00:53:15,666
—Don't wake him up while I'm away.
—
promise.
362
00:53:22,249 --> 00:53:26,207
But you'll have to hurry,
otherwise you never know.
363
00:53:38,499 --> 00:53:41,707
Couldn't you and Agneta come over to
the vicarage, the vicar is in trouble...
364
00:53:41,999 --> 00:53:44,749
I've heard you're good at that.
365
00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:49,499
My dear Sylfidia,
366
00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:54,832
nothing would be dearer to us
than to help our dear vicar,
367
00:53:55,124 --> 00:53:59,332
but thanks to Barbro,
we already have our hands full.
368
00:54:01,999 --> 00:54:06,832
Hey there!
Aren't you Emma, Karlsson's Emma?
369
00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:10,499
—Hello, Mrs Paular!
—Come here, dear child!
370
00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:14,832
You've got to help me. I was on my way
to bring the soup to the vicar,
371
00:54:15,124 --> 00:54:21,707
when I was locked up. No, I mean
the lock got caught. You must help me.
372
00:54:21,999 --> 00:54:24,999
If you go into the kitchen, I'll show you.
373
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,916
Yes.
374
00:54:31,832 --> 00:54:34,874
I'll give you a coin
if you unlock the door.
375
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:39,082
One, two, three, four, five,
siX, seven, eight...
376
00:54:39,374 --> 00:54:43,582
—You'll get two.
—...nine, ten, 11,12, 13, 14, 15, 16...
377
00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:46,582
—Emma, answer!
—Where's the key?
378
00:54:46,874 --> 00:54:49,707
On the door—ledge, I guess.
379
00:54:50,832 --> 00:54:54,041
Strange! The lock got caught.
380
00:54:54,332 --> 00:54:56,166
There it is.
381
00:54:56,457 --> 00:55:00,249
Dear Emma, hurry up!
382
00:55:02,207 --> 00:55:04,291
Couldn't you climb out through the window?
383
00:55:04,582 --> 00:55:06,957
And let the whole village see it?
384
00:55:15,416 --> 00:55:18,749
He has a broad back, our boy.
385
00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:21,791
Not much up front, though.
386
00:55:22,082 --> 00:55:24,707
Not much for being in this house.
387
00:55:30,957 --> 00:55:35,749
I'm glad you came, girls. Now we have
both flour and reinforcement.
388
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:41,124
We heard in the village that...
since we're Sisters of Mercy...
389
00:55:41,416 --> 00:55:45,582
Sylfidia, don't leave me,
I haven't even come half-way.
390
00:55:47,999 --> 00:55:49,332
No eggs?
391
00:55:49,624 --> 00:55:53,749
—No, we forgot them in the mess.
—What mess?
392
00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:56,666
Well, that story about the vicar.
393
00:55:56,957 --> 00:56:00,832
We thought it was more important
to get here as fast as possible.
394
00:56:01,124 --> 00:56:03,124
You were so right.
395
00:56:04,082 --> 00:56:08,791
Now go and see the vicar
and curtsey like nice girls.
396
00:56:15,082 --> 00:56:18,499
—We are Sisters of Mercy.
—Oh, yes!
397
00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:23,916
How shall we begin?
398
00:56:27,874 --> 00:56:32,541
Well, you'll have to take off
some of your clothes.
399
00:56:39,957 --> 00:56:44,207
Well, Sylfidia, life must go on.
400
00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:49,207
Will you give me some sugar.
401
00:56:49,499 --> 00:56:54,374
We have to eat something if we want
to win this fight against the devil.
402
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:02,624
-You must turn it counter—clockwise.
—What?
403
00:57:02,916 --> 00:57:04,749
The other side.
404
00:57:06,374 --> 00:57:08,499
No, the other way.
405
00:57:10,791 --> 00:57:13,916
Emma, run out front and throw me the key.
406
00:57:14,207 --> 00:57:16,582
We will not stand Sybil's oppression!
407
00:57:16,874 --> 00:57:20,082
It's just she and her friends,
trying to get favours from the vicar.
408
00:57:20,374 --> 00:57:22,541
What has she got that we haven't?
409
00:57:22,832 --> 00:57:25,749
—Are you planning a revolt?
—You sit down!
410
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:28,832
You should be ashamed
to repay good with evil.
411
00:57:29,124 --> 00:57:34,457
We let you gather here in our house
and in return you slander us!
412
00:57:34,749 --> 00:57:36,291
We aren't slandering anybody.
413
00:57:36,582 --> 00:57:41,124
All we want to know is what you're doing
at the vicarage at night.
414
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,832
That's none of your business.
415
00:57:44,124 --> 00:57:47,582
We've tried there already.
Barbro's the root of the evil.
416
00:57:48,416 --> 00:57:52,374
I fixed him up all right,
but I didn't ask you to mingle.
417
00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:56,124
We don't slander.
418
00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:24,541
I'm bringing some soup with saffron in it.
419
00:58:26,207 --> 00:58:29,957
It's supposed to be good
for that kind of thing.
420
00:58:30,249 --> 00:58:31,207
You're late, Marta.
421
00:58:31,499 --> 00:58:36,582
But I'm anxious to serve God
and... our vicar.
422
00:58:36,874 --> 00:58:37,666
Is he alone?
423
00:58:39,499 --> 00:58:42,207
Oh, pardon me. I hear some sisters.
424
00:58:45,124 --> 00:58:47,916
Well, I'm going in.
425
00:58:52,207 --> 00:58:55,499
—Go get the eggs now.
—The eggs?
426
00:59:08,999 --> 00:59:12,166
But my dear Mrs Paular...
427
00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:21,166
Oh, yes...
428
00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:24,999
My dear vicar...
429
00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:55,082
Eleonora, come quickly! Hurry!
430
00:59:56,082 --> 00:59:57,916
What's the matter?
431
01:00:17,082 --> 01:00:18,874
What's up?
432
01:00:20,124 --> 01:00:23,832
Eleonora, what is it you're talking about?
433
01:00:24,124 --> 01:00:26,791
It's about the vicar, my Lady.
434
01:00:33,707 --> 01:00:37,041
C'est com me ca! What a disgrace!
435
01:00:40,957 --> 01:00:45,249
I demand the severest punishment
for these criminals.
436
01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:47,916
...canon law, of course...
437
01:00:48,207 --> 01:00:51,332
Why should they enjoy themselves
when we work?
438
01:00:51,624 --> 01:00:52,624
Shut up, Vera.
439
01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:56,291
How about some more wine, huh?
440
01:00:56,582 --> 01:01:01,791
Report him to the Bishop.
It's... written in the Bible...
441
01:01:02,082 --> 01:01:04,707
Good, girls! You're on the right track.
442
01:01:04,999 --> 01:01:07,582
Cheers!
443
01:01:12,999 --> 01:01:16,082
I'm bringing some ink,
and a pen and paper.
444
01:01:25,457 --> 01:01:29,957
To... the Bishop...
445
01:01:30,874 --> 01:01:33,374
in Domstad.
446
01:01:33,999 --> 01:01:39,999
—The Vicar of Fors...
—Your Grace...
447
01:01:43,249 --> 01:01:44,874
...is committing adultery...
448
01:01:45,166 --> 01:01:47,749
—No! No, no, no...
—Yes.
449
01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:52,374
...adultery...
450
01:02:09,374 --> 01:02:13,916
Girls, let go of each other! The Countess!
451
01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,666
Let's sing and get back to order.
452
01:02:36,416 --> 01:02:39,041
Hello,tout le monde!
453
01:02:39,332 --> 01:02:41,374
Welcome, Countess!
454
01:02:44,082 --> 01:02:48,207
I've just heard something terrible
concerning Sibyl,
455
01:02:49,457 --> 01:02:51,541
who's the leader of the Sisters of Mercy.
456
01:02:51,832 --> 01:02:53,624
Is it true?
457
01:02:53,916 --> 01:02:58,207
It doesn't only concern her,
but four other Sisters as well.
458
01:02:58,499 --> 01:03:01,082
When it comes to fighting the devil
we should all take part.
459
01:03:01,374 --> 01:03:04,332
Yes, we all want to take part.
They all must be punished.
460
01:03:04,624 --> 01:03:06,499
Calm down!
461
01:03:06,791 --> 01:03:11,207
Maybe it isn't only the work of the devil.
Some names!
462
01:03:11,499 --> 01:03:15,624
Sibyl, Alma, Berlack, Sylfidia,
Anita and Marta Paular.
463
01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:18,582
They're doing it out of lust, not mercy.
464
01:03:18,874 --> 01:03:23,749
We have written a letter to the Bishop
where we demand an investigation.
465
01:03:28,874 --> 01:03:31,041
That is... correct.
466
01:03:37,999 --> 01:03:39,916
Take this to the Bishop.
467
01:03:41,999 --> 01:03:43,582
I'm on my way.
468
01:03:59,499 --> 01:04:01,582
Goodbye, Countess.
469
01:04:32,332 --> 01:04:38,666
My dear vicar, I'm so sorry,
but that happens to my husband too.
470
01:04:38,957 --> 01:04:41,916
But when he's been away for a week,
471
01:04:42,207 --> 01:04:47,249
if I ask him to think about something
exciting, he usually makes it.
472
01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:52,207
You'll have to concentrate
and think about something nice.
473
01:04:52,499 --> 01:04:54,666
No Bible thoughts now!
474
01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:08,124
But thanks anyway, it was a pleasure
to help you even if it didn't work.
475
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:11,957
Well, I regard this as regular nursing.
476
01:05:12,249 --> 01:05:17,124
I'm really no... well, goodbye then.
477
01:05:39,916 --> 01:05:43,666
—Hello, Mrs Paular!
—Hello, little Emma!t
478
01:05:43,957 --> 01:05:47,332
—Want to play "hide the key"?
—Oh, yes!
479
01:05:47,624 --> 01:05:49,041
Come on, then!
480
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,207
No Bible thoughts!
481
01:07:25,499 --> 01:07:27,291
Not at the castle.
482
01:08:43,082 --> 01:08:45,166
Je t'aime.
483
01:08:52,166 --> 01:08:54,999
Your Reverend!
484
01:08:57,332 --> 01:08:59,582
Something terrible has happened.
485
01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:04,291
The women of the village...
a few Sisters too
486
01:09:04,582 --> 01:09:07,207
have written a letter to
the Bishop about you,
487
01:09:07,499 --> 01:09:10,332
and worst of all,
the Countess has signed it.
488
01:09:17,582 --> 01:09:20,791
This will be my demise!
489
01:09:21,082 --> 01:09:24,416
Dear vicar, don't say that.
490
01:09:38,291 --> 01:09:41,124
What does it mean?
491
01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:45,291
I don't know, Your Grace.
The Countess sent me.
492
01:09:46,624 --> 01:09:50,166
But these are terrible accusations.
493
01:09:50,999 --> 01:09:56,374
So that's why he didn't come yesterday.
494
01:09:56,666 --> 01:09:59,957
This is really too much!
495
01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:11,291
Yes, you shall ride home again.
And this is my order:
496
01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:16,082
As I said, I want the vicar
here immediately,
497
01:10:16,374 --> 01:10:20,624
today, even if they have to
carry him on a stretcher.
498
01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:22,582
Yes, Your Grace!
499
01:10:27,249 --> 01:10:30,249
Careful! Careful!
500
01:10:36,291 --> 01:10:37,332
Be careful!
501
01:10:38,999 --> 01:10:41,624
Careful! Careful!
502
01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:44,582
Be careful!
503
01:11:45,041 --> 01:11:46,624
She's fainting!
504
01:11:46,916 --> 01:11:50,249
Get some water!
505
01:11:50,541 --> 01:11:52,707
Take him into the other room.
506
01:11:56,249 --> 01:12:00,041
Poor soul! Poor soul!
507
01:12:14,332 --> 01:12:16,624
He should be ashamed of himself,
508
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:22,624
coming here like this
after what he's been up to.
509
01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:33,791
I have a report here that tells me
he is having affairs with several women.
510
01:12:34,082 --> 01:12:37,249
Yes, Your Grace, if you mean Sybil...
511
01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:40,791
and Alma...
512
01:12:41,957 --> 01:12:46,874
and Anita, Sylfidia, Marta, and...
513
01:12:47,166 --> 01:12:50,874
Stop, there are only six on the list.
514
01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:56,041
Yes, Your Grace... but with these women,
515
01:12:56,332 --> 01:13:00,082
it was more a question of
a regular act of mercy.
516
01:13:00,374 --> 01:13:04,374
I see. How long have you been
in this blessed...
517
01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:06,916
cursed condition?
518
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:12,707
Since yesterday morning.
519
01:13:13,707 --> 01:13:15,707
Let's unveil this work of the devil!
520
01:13:19,624 --> 01:13:25,541
Oh dear! This must be the devil's work.
521
01:13:25,832 --> 01:13:27,624
Cover it up!
522
01:13:30,749 --> 01:13:33,999
Very interesting, though.
523
01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:39,582
Very unlikely, I think. A pure excuse
as far as I can understand.
524
01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:44,957
No, stories about the Saints include
many similar episodes.
525
01:13:45,916 --> 01:13:49,749
So you mean that these women
526
01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:54,291
have served you with their bodies
day and night,
527
01:13:54,582 --> 01:14:00,124
as it is written in Vulgata about Susanna,
Chuza's Joanna, Mary Magdalene,
528
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:02,124
and the twelve disciples,
529
01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:05,541
St. Luke, chapter eight,
verses two and three.
530
01:14:05,832 --> 01:14:09,916
Yes, Your Grace, that's how it's been.
531
01:14:10,457 --> 01:14:14,707
It's been a severe trial for me.
532
01:14:14,999 --> 01:14:19,082
Yes, I believe what you say,
533
01:14:19,374 --> 01:14:24,249
but I still think we should have
a specialist take a look at you.
534
01:14:24,541 --> 01:14:29,666
Maybe he could find a cure
that's more in line with the church.
535
01:14:31,749 --> 01:14:34,749
—Uh, what if he gets cured?
—That would be terrible.
536
01:14:38,874 --> 01:14:41,541
You said you were over—eroticised.
537
01:14:41,832 --> 01:14:43,707
Yes, since yesterday.
538
01:14:43,999 --> 01:14:48,374
—Ah, now we're getting somewhere.
—
see.
539
01:14:48,666 --> 01:14:51,666
As far as I can see,
540
01:14:51,957 --> 01:14:57,291
you're suffering from
a bad case of satyriasis.
541
01:14:59,624 --> 01:15:05,666
Mr Professor!
He thinks it's the work of the devil.
542
01:15:05,957 --> 01:15:07,249
What?
543
01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:11,082
—Don't you?
—-Yes, yes.
544
01:15:13,374 --> 01:15:15,707
That's pretty daring...
545
01:15:15,999 --> 01:15:18,999
now in 1812, after the fall of Napoleon.
546
01:15:19,291 --> 01:15:22,291
We'll have to give him a real cure, hm,
547
01:15:22,582 --> 01:15:26,332
whether it's the work
of the devil or Venus.
548
01:15:33,082 --> 01:15:34,957
Bartolomeus!
549
01:15:35,249 --> 01:15:38,082
No Italian injection!
550
01:15:38,374 --> 01:15:41,916
No French sit—bath!
551
01:15:42,207 --> 01:15:46,791
No, no, we'll try the English
castration machine.
552
01:15:48,707 --> 01:15:51,082
Ah, he's already in it.
553
01:15:51,374 --> 01:15:53,332
Give me the instruction.
554
01:15:53,624 --> 01:15:55,707
The instruction!
555
01:15:59,999 --> 01:16:01,791
There you are.
556
01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:10,374
Now, let's see. No, no...
557
01:16:11,332 --> 01:16:14,124
not instructions for making meatballs.
558
01:16:14,416 --> 01:16:16,374
No, not there.
559
01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:19,541
And there... here. Yes, here.
560
01:16:21,249 --> 01:16:24,791
Yes, here, three cans in funnel two.
561
01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:30,624
No, two cans in funnel three.
562
01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:33,582
No, no, no. Three cans in funnel two.
563
01:16:33,874 --> 01:16:35,999
No, no, three cans in funnel two.
564
01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:42,416
—Three cans in funnel two. That's it.
—It's written here.
565
01:16:43,457 --> 01:16:45,291
What are you pouring?
566
01:16:46,207 --> 01:16:48,374
Not bad.
567
01:16:50,832 --> 01:16:54,582
No, maybe you're right.
Two cans in funnel two.
568
01:16:58,332 --> 01:17:00,541
Three cans in funnel...
569
01:17:01,749 --> 01:17:06,082
No, wait, we'll try some
in funnel three too.
570
01:17:10,332 --> 01:17:14,082
Stop the machine! Stop the machine!
571
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:20,374
Professor, I can't see myself!
572
01:17:44,874 --> 01:17:47,791
—It's gone!
—-Yes, look.
573
01:17:48,082 --> 01:17:50,124
Where did it go?
574
01:17:59,791 --> 01:18:01,707
Now we go home in a saintly parade
575
01:18:01,999 --> 01:18:04,916
Say, why aren't you happy,
pretty little maid?
576
01:18:15,874 --> 01:18:20,749
All earthly pleasures
with laughter and joy
577
01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:24,916
disappear so suddenly...
578
01:18:30,999 --> 01:18:35,374
all wealth, honour and...
579
01:18:38,666 --> 01:18:40,041
Come in!
580
01:18:41,499 --> 01:18:45,666
My dear vicar! I'm so sorry for all this.
581
01:18:46,457 --> 01:18:49,291
I didn't know you were suffering
from satyriasis.
582
01:18:49,582 --> 01:18:53,416
I am also... a sister of Mercy...
583
01:18:55,166 --> 01:18:59,707
My uncle suffers from the same thing
so I understand so well...
584
01:19:00,957 --> 01:19:04,499
If you need me...
I'll be at your disposal.
585
01:19:06,874 --> 01:19:08,957
As you please.
586
01:19:11,749 --> 01:19:16,374
He is standing in the square
just like before...
587
01:19:16,666 --> 01:19:18,666
like he usually does, I mean.
588
01:19:18,957 --> 01:19:22,457
And we don't know if it was
professor Antonio's cure
589
01:19:22,749 --> 01:19:25,057
or the fire that helped him,
but it sure is gone.
590
01:19:25,549 --> 01:19:28,741
Yes, it's sad.
591
01:19:41,582 --> 01:19:45,291
Over is now the long hard fight
592
01:19:45,999 --> 01:19:50,332
But the witch is still planning
day and night
593
01:19:50,624 --> 01:19:54,541
The vicar is finally rid of his fear
594
01:19:58,707 --> 01:20:03,374
But worse things are yet to appear
595
01:20:35,416 --> 01:20:38,291
My dear beloved wife,
596
01:20:38,582 --> 01:20:42,374
—please forgive me, but I thought...
—You bastard!
597
01:20:42,666 --> 01:20:44,399
You think it's time to let me out now,
huh?
598
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:47,223
...
599
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:50,791
—Things are going to change here!
—But my dear Marta!
600
01:20:55,957 --> 01:20:59,832
Oh, how can I thank you?
It's been wonderful.
601
01:21:00,499 --> 01:21:03,082
—See you again.
—Au revoir , my Lady.
602
01:21:03,983 --> 01:21:05,083
...
603
01:21:05,407 --> 01:21:10,049
Hello, dear sister. I brought some wine.
I hope you'll like it.
604
01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:12,166
—Thank you.
—Goodbye.
605
01:21:20,291 --> 01:21:22,707
She was amiable, wasn't she?
606
01:21:22,999 --> 01:21:24,916
It bodes well for the future.
607
01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:37,082
Food and wine!
608
01:21:37,374 --> 01:21:40,041
Now everything is like it used to be
609
01:21:40,332 --> 01:21:42,624
Gone is the vicar's speciality
610
01:21:42,916 --> 01:21:45,082
Once the village here was soaring
611
01:21:45,374 --> 01:21:50,041
Now, however, life is rather boring
612
01:22:06,124 --> 01:22:07,999
Anything else, dear vicar?
613
01:22:18,332 --> 01:22:21,916
No, I don't think so.
614
01:22:24,082 --> 01:22:28,166
Good night then, Sylfidia, and sleep well.
615
01:23:57,707 --> 01:24:01,541
THE MORNING AFTER
616
01:24:02,582 --> 01:24:04,291
He is resurrected!
617
01:24:06,499 --> 01:24:08,582
He is resurrected!
618
01:24:11,332 --> 01:24:13,166
He is resurrected!
619
01:24:18,791 --> 01:24:21,166
He is resurrected!
620
01:24:24,749 --> 01:24:26,249
He is resurrected!
621
01:24:26,541 --> 01:24:29,541
He looks the same today
622
01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:33,291
He looks the same today
623
01:24:33,582 --> 01:24:37,207
Wonders can still happen,
look and you will see
624
01:24:37,499 --> 01:24:40,999
Yes, he sure looks the same to me
625
01:24:57,999 --> 01:25:01,541
He looks the same today
626
01:25:01,832 --> 01:25:05,499
He looks the same today
627
01:25:05,791 --> 01:25:09,332
Wonders can still happen,
look and you will see
628
01:25:09,624 --> 01:25:12,832
Yes, he sure looks the same to me
629
01:25:13,791 --> 01:25:17,499
He looks the same today
630
01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:21,666
He looks the same today
631
01:25:21,957 --> 01:25:25,707
He looks the same today
He looks the same today
632
01:25:25,999 --> 01:25:29,707
Yes, he sure looks the same to me
633
01:25:29,999 --> 01:25:33,749
He looks the same today
634
01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:37,791
He looks the same today
635
01:25:38,082 --> 01:25:41,791
Our paradise we already see,
how lovely it's going to be
636
01:25:42,082 --> 01:25:45,791
Yes, he sure looks the same to me
637
01:25:46,082 --> 01:25:49,957
He looks the same today
638
01:25:50,249 --> 01:25:53,874
He looks the same today
639
01:25:54,166 --> 01:25:57,957
When we thought he was finished
he rose, didn't he?
640
01:25:58,249 --> 01:26:01,916
Yes, he sure looks the same to me
641
01:26:10,207 --> 01:26:13,916
When we thought he was finished
he rose, didn't he?
642
01:26:14,207 --> 01:26:17,916
Yes, he sure looks the same to me
643
01:26:22,457 --> 01:26:26,499
Yes, he sure looks the same to me
644
01:26:45,999 --> 01:26:48,124
Still the same?
645
01:26:48,416 --> 01:26:51,166
Yes, but he's resting now.
646
01:26:52,082 --> 01:26:56,999
The village is anxiously waiting to see
how this fight with the devil will end.
647
01:26:58,874 --> 01:27:01,541
I'll wave my shawl in the kitchen window
if he makes it.
648
01:27:05,332 --> 01:27:09,999
If a limb should bring you ruin,
then cut it off!
649
01:27:12,082 --> 01:27:14,124
No, Your Reverend!
650
01:27:15,499 --> 01:27:18,832
—Watch what you are saying.
—He scares you to death.
651
01:27:19,124 --> 01:27:23,082
—There must be some other solution.
—
think I know of one.
652
01:27:24,999 --> 01:27:28,832
It's all my fault, and I regret it.
653
01:27:30,999 --> 01:27:35,249
I'm a virgin, and I long
to get rid of my virginity.
654
01:27:36,749 --> 01:27:38,707
Please forgive me.
655
01:27:39,416 --> 01:27:43,374
Everything's forgiven.
We shall both help him.
656
01:27:44,082 --> 01:27:46,582
I think the time has come.
657
01:27:47,416 --> 01:27:50,249
—
Is the floor clean?
—Of course it's clean.
658
01:27:50,541 --> 01:27:52,624
Then we'll put the quilt on the floor.
659
01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:57,332
Hard work takes a hard floor.
660
01:28:07,666 --> 01:28:09,082
Now, girls.
661
01:28:29,666 --> 01:28:30,874
That was easy.
662
01:28:32,332 --> 01:28:34,624
Don't close your eyes, vicar.
663
01:30:27,041 --> 01:30:30,499
Stay put, dear people, for half a minute.
664
01:30:31,832 --> 01:30:35,791
The trial is over
and the erection gone as well.
665
01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:39,582
It was impossible to keep.
666
01:30:42,041 --> 01:30:46,666
But what the vicar still has
is nothing to complain about.
667
01:30:48,332 --> 01:30:52,541
He loves his wife the best he can,
and should he ever need help
668
01:30:52,832 --> 01:30:56,749
Then the witch does her part
and it has a good effect
669
01:30:57,041 --> 01:31:02,999
The young women come running
and then it gets tough on the vicar's body
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