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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:16,880 What makes a good mom? 2 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,820 Is it keeping the house clean? 3 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:21,280 Is it taking care of your children? 4 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,240 Loving them unconditionally? 5 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:26,000 I used to think it was all that. 6 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:32,659 But, thanks to my dear friend Penny, now I know it's all about nurturing your 7 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:33,660 sons. 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,680 This happened a few weeks ago. 9 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:42,040 It all started when... This one's nice. This one's new. 10 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,500 Oh, yeah? Mm -hmm. Oh, I like that color. 11 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:46,129 Think it'll fit me? 12 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,370 Yeah, I feel like that's your signature color, isn't it? 13 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:52,550 It's like a high neck, but it's cute, right? Yeah, I like it. It's worth it. 14 00:00:52,630 --> 00:00:54,910 Okay, I would try that one on. Let's get you in that one. What are these? 15 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,670 These with the top. 16 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:02,950 Do you wear white pants? I mean, I don't know if it's totally my style, but I 17 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:03,950 would try it. 18 00:01:04,670 --> 00:01:05,670 It's classy, though. 19 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:09,370 It's still classy. You might look like you're on a boat, but, you know, 20 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:10,430 whatever. Okay. 21 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:12,410 I'm stuck here. 22 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,420 These are not clean, Skylar. 23 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,280 That's my panty. That's your panty. 24 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,180 Oh, my. 25 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,640 That's a thong. 26 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,380 Oh, my goodness. Okay. 27 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,200 Well, your lucky husband. 28 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:28,900 All right. 29 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,580 Okay. What do you think? What should I try on? 30 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,600 Yeah, I think that's a cute look for you. This one? 31 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:35,900 Mm -hmm. 32 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,840 I feel like this blue could be good on me. I don't know. What do you think? 33 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,120 I mean, like... 34 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,610 It's deeper than your eyes, but it still looks pretty with your coloring. 35 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:47,590 Okay, I could try this one on. 36 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:51,230 What do you think it would go with? What about these pants? Would it go with 37 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:53,170 these pants? Pants are good. Pants are cute. 38 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:54,930 I'll take that. 39 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:56,390 That's adorable. 40 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:57,750 A little double button on there. 41 00:01:57,970 --> 00:01:58,970 Okay, cute. 42 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:00,190 Do you hear that? 43 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:02,390 What? I swear I just heard something. 44 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:03,950 Oh! 45 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:05,190 Oh, 46 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:07,530 boys! 47 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:13,720 My stepson, Anthony, and I moved in with her stepson, Ryan, after my divorce. 48 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,560 Oh my God, see what I mean? 49 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,720 He's out of control. It's a mess in here. 50 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:24,040 She had gone through the same, and it was great having someone to guide me. 51 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,000 There was just one issue. 52 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,380 My son was a mess. 53 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:32,100 Oh my God, just put it over there. I'll wash everything. 54 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:34,900 Oh God, this is so messed up. 55 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:36,420 Here, here, here. 56 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:41,780 Skylar, Skylar, like, you should not, you should not be cleaning up after him. 57 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:44,240 know, it's just, my son was a disaster. 58 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,100 And some of his bad attitude was starting to rub off on Brian. 59 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:49,740 You can't live like this. 60 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:54,780 I see that. I think I have a system that might help you. 61 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:58,720 Really? I felt so guilty. I was a terrible mom. 62 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,180 But Penny thought I just needed a different parenting method. 63 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:06,320 Let's go talk in the other room. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. 64 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:07,990 Let's get out of here. 65 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,470 Okay, 66 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:14,010 so this is the little system that I've been using for a while. 67 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:19,770 Okay. Every time they do a chore, they get a star. And Ryan has been doing a 68 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:21,350 very, very good job. 69 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:22,489 Oh, wow. 70 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:23,490 Okay. You can see. 71 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:29,150 And so once this is full, and it looks like he's about halfway, he gets 72 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:31,330 a sexual favor. 73 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:32,750 Wait. 74 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,780 What? There are step -sons. You can't do that. 75 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,960 Well, I mean, yeah, but, I mean, you could, you know. I mean, are you 76 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,000 complaining, Ryan? 77 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,820 No. No, I mean, you love it when step -mommy does things to you. 78 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,040 Yeah. 79 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:47,260 He likes it. 80 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:51,800 Penny, I don't know. This is just getting a little too weird. I mean, 81 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:56,160 step -son we're talking about? I can't perform sexual favors for him in 82 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,720 for doing chores. This is crazy. 83 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,600 What does it work? 84 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,480 What if this is the missing ingredient? 85 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,920 Anthony, I mean... 86 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,810 Do you like sex? 87 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:11,190 I mean, yeah, but I don't really believe what's going on. I think that your 88 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:14,450 stepmom is actually quite attractive. Do you like girls? 89 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:18,350 Yeah, of course. Do you like big titty redheads? 90 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:20,930 Yeah. Yeah, you do? 91 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:22,250 She's my mom, though. 92 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:26,210 Yeah, Penny, this is my son. This is over the line. 93 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:30,870 You know what? I get that it's weird at first. 94 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:35,090 But after a little while, it's nice. 95 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:37,330 Come on. You're breaking me. 96 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,510 Well, you know what? 97 00:04:40,770 --> 00:04:45,530 Anthony, come here. Let me show you. You're going to like it. Come here. Come 98 00:04:45,530 --> 00:04:46,509 on. 99 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:48,810 Come here. I think you're going to like it. 100 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:50,350 Am I? 101 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:54,480 No, you're not going to? I'm just confused what's happening. What are you 102 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,100 to do? I'm just going to give you a little taste, a little free taste. 103 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,920 Oh. Yeah. 104 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:02,760 Oh, okay. So you can decide if you enjoy it or not, you know. 105 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,560 And this really works? 106 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:06,220 I mean, yeah. 107 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:11,280 I mean, I'm not saying anything that isn't true here, but Ryan's room never 108 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,280 looks like that. 109 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,820 He's a very neat boy. 110 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:18,380 He didn't used to be, but he is now. He's a very good boy now. 111 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,700 I couldn't believe Penny. 112 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,520 I thought she was insane. 113 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:29,960 And then... I think, Anthony, that every boy inside, he really, really wants to 114 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,900 be a good boy. I think that he does. 115 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:33,980 Yeah, 116 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:38,660 yeah, you know, I think... You just need a little help, right? Bringing that 117 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:39,660 inner good boy out. 118 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,420 Yeah, yeah. 119 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,680 A little bit. I think that's it. 120 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,260 Why? 121 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,720 Yeah, he wants to be a good boy. 122 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,480 Yeah, say it. 123 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:53,580 Yeah, I think he wants to be a good boy. Yeah, he wants to be a good boy. 124 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,880 Oh, God. What the fuck? 125 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:57,660 No, it's fine. 126 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,440 It's actually really quite, quite nice. 127 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,320 Oh, it is a good boy. Look at him standing up straight to attention when a 128 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,320 is talking to him. 129 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,300 Oh, my God. 130 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:14,200 Yeah. Just a little. Just to show you how good it feels to be a good boy, 131 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,500 Yeah, yeah. I think I like being a good boy. Yeah, it feels like you feel good, 132 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,040 huh? It feels good to be a good boy, huh? 133 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:26,300 Yes, ma 'am? Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. Aw, look at you. He's being so polite 134 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,300 already. 135 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:33,220 Oh, my God. This is so rough. I don't know, Mom. I think it's kind of working, 136 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,240 though. I don't know. This is so weird. 137 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,820 This is so wrong. 138 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:44,690 Pretty though. I mean like it's a lot of fun to go there. 139 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:50,650 Yeah, if you just give it a chance I mean, I know you've done this before I 140 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:57,250 I guess I can calm down a little bit if you want to give it a shot 141 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:03,950 I already feel like a terrible 142 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:05,610 mom and this is just making it worse 143 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:12,330 Yeah, 144 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,250 I thought you'd like it, yeah. 145 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:18,530 Oh, my God. You're always so clean. You have such good grades. I love the way 146 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:19,469 you dress. 147 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:21,990 You're such a good boy. Mommy's so proud of you. 148 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:24,650 Mommy would do anything to make you a good boy. 149 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,890 And what happens when we get to 50 stars, Ryan? 150 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:31,230 When you get Mommy's pussy, huh? 151 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:32,710 Yeah. 152 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:38,730 And Anthony, look at me. If you get 50 stars, I'll make sure this guy very 153 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:39,289 you, too. 154 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:40,450 You can fuck your mom. 155 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:44,560 Alright, so I think his mom and everyone's going to be super happy. 156 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:45,820 Oh, really? 157 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,900 Yeah, I mean, I've been. 158 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,360 What? No! 159 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,100 Yeah, you look in. 160 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,040 Oh, my God. No way. 161 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,600 Don't worry. I know your mommy loves you. My son promised to do his chores. 162 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,040 It was a miracle. 163 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,560 Look at you. 164 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:06,400 Yeah. You're helping out. 165 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,000 Okay, good boy. 166 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:11,070 So, I gave in to Penny's message, too. 167 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:12,610 Yay! 168 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:15,430 I couldn't argue with the results. 169 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:21,930 Oh, look, you're doing such a good job, Penny. 170 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,670 Thanks. 171 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:26,870 And so, it started. 172 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,690 I adopted Penny's weird method. 173 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:34,190 She took care of my son, and I took care of her. 174 00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:37,630 Some might say this is terrible parenting. 175 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:42,070 But me, I started to see the appeal. 176 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:49,250 My son never paid so much attention to me before. 177 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:51,570 It was like he was a new man. 178 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:57,390 Yep. Okay, they earned it. They earned it. 179 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:04,650 What I didn't count on was the fact that they filled the board with their gold 180 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:07,670 stars before we knew it. 181 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:12,790 The boys cashed them out. And let's just say we had to cross the line. 182 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,870 I can't believe they did it. 183 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:16,690 They're motivated. 184 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:22,950 Clearly. After all, we promised them to have sex if they got 50 stars each. 185 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,790 And they sure delivered. 186 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:28,430 Okay. Mm -hmm. 187 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:32,610 Excited? I'm a little nervous. I don't know. 188 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:37,490 No, but I mean, he's doing so well, right? Don't you want to? 189 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:43,580 Reward him? I mean, I do. It's just, I'm really grateful for how well behaved 190 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:47,780 he's been and all the chores he's been doing. But I just, I don't know, Penny. 191 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:51,080 just feel like this is wrong. I think I have to break the promise. I don't think 192 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,039 I can do this. 193 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:57,460 But Skylar, a good mother never breaks her promise. You want him to trust you, 194 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,560 right? 195 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,180 I mean, yeah. 196 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,479 Of course. 197 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,760 Of course, yeah. 198 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,580 Here's what, you're going to do it. 199 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,860 and he's going to be great, and you're going to have just, like, such a 200 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:10,020 Think of it as mom -son bonding time. 201 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,680 Okay? Okay. 202 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,600 All right. 203 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,580 Anthony, Ryan, would you come into the living room, please? 204 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,060 Hey, what's up? 205 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,880 Well, how many stars do we have? 206 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:28,780 I counted 50. 207 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:33,480 Yeah. I also got 50, Mom. You got 50, so what's supposed to happen when we have 208 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,480 50 stars? 209 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:38,610 Something really exciting? Yeah. Something really exciting, yeah. 210 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,189 I know. 211 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:42,750 Are you feeling horny? 212 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:44,010 Uh -huh. Yeah? 213 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,330 Mom, can I have it too? 214 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:49,570 No, it's fine. You don't have it. Sure. 215 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:52,650 You've done this before, haven't you? 216 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,450 I'd love to bring up that one guy. I do. 217 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,910 Why can't you see how hard I am for you, Mom? 218 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:07,800 Yes, but I just... No, no, no. 219 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,480 Taylor, it's fine. Look, look, it's great. 220 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,540 Oh, it's warm, too. 221 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,860 Oh, my God. Come on, Mom, just a little bit. 222 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,640 I mean, go ahead. I'm not making it up. It is. 223 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,440 It's wonderful. 224 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,960 Oh, that's so nice. All right. 225 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,600 Warm. And he's been a really good boy, right? 226 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,840 You have... Oh, this is so weird. I don't know. It's not weird. 227 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:32,440 All right. So, Taylor, what if we switch? 228 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:36,920 What if I do, Anthony, and you keep Ryan happy? Is that okay, sweetie? 229 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,040 Mm -hmm. Yeah? You're going to feel good about that? 230 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,480 Of course, Mom. Yeah? Okay, you're so flexible. 231 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,740 I mean, as long as everyone keeps doing their chores. 232 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,340 Of course. Yeah? Of course, yeah. 233 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,480 Yeah. That's a good compromise, right? 234 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,140 Okay. Okay, fine. Switch. 235 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:58,000 Oh. Just at the start, you know. Okay. Just until you get more comfortable. 236 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,760 We'll see. 237 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:02,529 Oh my. 238 00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:04,390 Even this feels a little wrong. 239 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:10,750 I'm not your mom, so it's okay. 240 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:17,310 Yeah, it's a nice little swap. Everybody's happy. 241 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,570 Yeah, okay. 242 00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:19,850 It's better. 243 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:22,830 It's so cute. I want to look this way. 244 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:24,150 Oh, but mom, you're so pretty. 245 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:30,030 Just think about how often we're going to clean all the counters and do all the 246 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,290 dishes. Yeah, exactly. 247 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:35,310 And pick up our laundry and not make you do it anymore. 248 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:39,990 Your room better be so fucking clean after this. 249 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,310 I promise. 250 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:43,750 Yeah, you promise? Uh -huh, yeah. 251 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:46,510 You're a good boy, right? Yeah, I promise to be a good boy. 252 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:49,050 Yeah, yes ma 'am. Yes ma 'am. Yes ma 'am. 253 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,590 Oh, honey, 254 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:54,810 you really know how to whip them into shape. Look at how warm and fucking warm 255 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,370 it is. It's so stiff. 256 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:00,690 It's really gorgeous. 257 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,810 It's so pretty. Come here. 258 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,070 Come here. 259 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:07,190 What do you think about my dick? 260 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,890 Should I be doing that? 261 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,110 Ryan, you like blowjobs, right? 262 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:14,750 Yeah. Yeah, he loves them. 263 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,290 50 stars, right? 264 00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:20,110 Yeah, it's going to go in a lot of other places than just your mouth. 265 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,730 We'll see. 266 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,690 Although you do have a really nice cock. 267 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:27,250 Thanks. Mom, do you like mine? 268 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:28,530 Okay. 269 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,040 Honey, I can't talk about your cock right now. Is it good though, right? 270 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,680 Yeah. Just like, take one little peek. 271 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:40,040 That's pretty big. But oh my god, that's my son. What am I doing? 272 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:41,540 Oh, it is. 273 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,060 Yeah. 274 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,040 Oh, that is your son. He's such a big boy. 275 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,180 Oh god. 276 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,420 Look. 277 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:20,380 Bro, your mom is really good at sucking dick. 278 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,940 I know, I want to try it. Your mom is really good, too. You guys must have had 279 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:24,940 lot of practice, huh? 280 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:26,780 Yeah, we've been doing this for years. 281 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:27,980 Yeah, yeah, I can tell. 282 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,240 Really good. 283 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,660 It would be really nice, wouldn't it, Anthony, if you knew exactly what you 284 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:37,360 working towards, huh? Yeah, it really does. It helps. If your mom was willing 285 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,380 get on here, that'd be really helpful. 286 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,040 Yeah, Mom, I really want to feel your mouth. 287 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,340 Oh, but she's spiffy, don't you? 288 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,420 I don't know. 289 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,480 Let me think about it a little longer. 290 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,980 Oh, come on. Oh, my gosh. What if he doesn't laugh, Tyler? 291 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,160 Girls are such good multitaskers. Oh, yeah. 292 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,060 They can think and move their hands at the same time. That's crazy. 293 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:12,060 You have really pretty eyes, Skylar. Can I call you Skylar? Mm -hmm. 294 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,700 Oh, 295 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,920 that looks so nice, Skylar. 296 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,320 So good. You did such a good job. 297 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,820 Yeah. That's a good mommy. 298 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,880 I'm trying to be. I'm trying to be a good mommy. 299 00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,750 It's basically the same thing. 300 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,630 Really? You guys are all okay with this? 301 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:03,250 You'll like it if you just try it. Look, it's so pretty. 302 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,670 Look how red it gets because it's so hard. 303 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:12,250 I mean, it is really big and nice, but that just seems so wrong to say about my 304 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:16,110 son. Honestly, I thought it was a little weird at first too, but my mom's very 305 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:17,110 persuasive. 306 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:18,570 Clearly. 307 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,260 close, don't you think? 308 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,640 No, I think it's good. 309 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,720 Two different hands on my dick at the same time. 310 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,580 It's way better than one. 311 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,720 Come on, Mom. 312 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,800 Can I get an extra hand? 313 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,480 Okay, just my hand. 314 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,339 There you go. 315 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,079 Thank you, Mom. 316 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,240 Sorry. Thank you, Mom. 317 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,280 You better fold all your fucking clothes after this 318 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:56,360 You better not breathe a word of this to anyone in the PTA. I swear to God. 319 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,120 What did she not do? And I'd be like, I can't tell you the secret. 320 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,140 And then they'd be like, I promise I won't tell anyone. And I'd be like, 321 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,700 well, if you're really not going to tell anyone. 322 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:13,960 Oh, no. 323 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,820 Here, this is such a tight little bra. 324 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,680 This little bra is so tight. I can't believe I'm letting you do this right 325 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,420 Oh, my God. Teddy! 326 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:27,180 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 327 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,800 Are you going to take your tits out too? I'm going to take my tits out, baby. I 328 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,020 promise. Okay. But look. 329 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:38,500 Oh, my God. They're really nice. Oh, my God. I bet they feel really nice on your 330 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,460 cock too. That's exactly what I was just thinking. 331 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,840 They're so fat. Do you want to touch a little? 332 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,360 Oh, my God. They're really soft. 333 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,419 Oh, my God. 334 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,460 Wow. They're really soft. 335 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,940 Guys. They feel really good. 336 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,299 Oh, my God. 337 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,560 They're so bouncy. 338 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,400 Oh, there's... Oh, I guess they are. Yeah, yeah. 339 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,280 Oh, there's a beautiful dick. 340 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,200 I can't believe my son is taking a text right now. This is crazy. 341 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600 Honey. 342 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,760 Doesn't it feel good? 343 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,320 I mean, it kind of feels good. I bet it feels amazing. 344 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,420 Why is there your mouth in there too? 345 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,460 Oh, two hands and a dick. I bet two mouths on your dick. It's amazing. 346 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,429 Two titties. 347 00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:40,610 Four titties. 348 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:44,970 They're all slippery, aren't they? 349 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,710 Oh, they're fucking perfect puppies. 350 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,910 They're so puffy. 351 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:52,710 Pretty. 352 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,950 Would you get Mommy's bra, please? 353 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,810 Oh, yeah. Thank you, baby. 354 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,070 Let me try your mouth just a little bit. 355 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,250 No, no, no, honey. 356 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,630 No, my hand was enough. 357 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:20,870 That's plenty. 358 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,030 Come on. 359 00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:25,790 Well, what about a pussy? 360 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,590 Would a pussy be a good compromise, sweetie? 361 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:29,910 What? Absolutely not. 362 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,810 Yeah, that sounds great. Come on, come on, come on. Here, look, look, look. 363 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:33,870 You'll start with Ryan. 364 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:35,270 Look at that. 365 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,030 You like that? 366 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,320 It's kind of been a while. 367 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,560 You're not my son, so... Okay. 368 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,380 Alright. 369 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480 this to do. 370 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,300 Are you sure? 371 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,740 I'm very sure. I'm absolutely positive. 372 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,380 Yeah. Oh, look at that eye. Oh, 373 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:44,020 that feels really good. 374 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:53,780 Yeah, thank you. 375 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,000 So hot watching a bug movie. 376 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:30,780 Oh, wow. 377 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:34,300 It's actually looking good. 378 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:38,440 Look at me. Look at those high heels. Yeah, look at those. Oh, my gosh. 379 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,320 Oh, you're touching me? No, no, no. 380 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,080 I got my 50 stars, though. Oh, no, no. 381 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,000 Mommy's being kind of naughty, isn't she? 382 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:10,760 She's kind of holding out a little bit. This is naughty as it gets, guys. 383 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,380 Good moms keep their promises. I don't know. She's holding out on me. What if 384 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:17,120 you gave her a little spank? 385 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,540 Yeah, a little spank. I think so. She's being kind of naughty. Oh! 386 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,080 That was a big spank. 387 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,880 I think she liked it. That was inappropriate. 388 00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:27,990 It's so much better now. 389 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:31,610 I'm going to be, what, he was, like, kind of horrible before. A little bit. 390 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:35,890 I mean, I'm grateful for the behavior change, but, like, this? I don't know. 391 00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:39,630 I don't know. I'm just, I mean, I kind of was asking for something more for me. 392 00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:46,370 Do you know what I want? Or should I tell you what I want? 393 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,410 You want me to put my face there? 394 00:24:48,630 --> 00:24:49,790 I kind of want a little kiss. 395 00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:51,210 Oh, that'd be so hot. 396 00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:55,230 Yeah. I mean, I'll touch your pussy, but not your cock. 397 00:24:57,230 --> 00:25:00,950 Totally do it. Oh, here. I can't read. Yeah, maybe not from there, though. So 398 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,190 that you can reach better. 399 00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:03,590 Oh, thanks. 400 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,090 That's so helpful of you. 401 00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:08,170 Why are you being a good boy? He is so helpful. 402 00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:12,650 I couldn't do it without my mom. 403 00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:14,950 Oh, 404 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:15,729 my God. 405 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:16,730 Oh, my God. 406 00:25:18,770 --> 00:25:25,610 Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no. What's wrong? 407 00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:26,730 Come on, Mom. 408 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,440 talk in my mouth. 409 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,840 Oh, you're my son. I'm so sorry. That was totally an accident. 410 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,440 Oh, really? 411 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,620 Yeah. Yeah, it was, and it won't happen again. 412 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:40,960 Oh, are you sure? 413 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:45,960 I'm like 25 to 30 % sure, even. 414 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:52,200 Oh, that feels so good. Yeah, thank you. 415 00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:54,080 Oh, boy. 416 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,400 Oh, I didn't notice. 417 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,180 If anything kind of happened. 418 00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:12,660 Oh, my gosh. 419 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,260 You know what? Here's what. What if we just, like, switch entirely, and then 420 00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:20,140 that won't happen again, right? 421 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,560 Yeah. Okay, fine. 422 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:22,900 Yeah, that'll work. 423 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,640 Okay, so I should go in like that? 424 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,519 Yes, yeah. 425 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,580 Okay. Perfect. All right, it's okay. 426 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,260 Perfect. 427 00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:33,430 Thanks, Sarah. 428 00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:31,230 You don't watch me do this. Oh, come on. 429 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:32,870 I'm in love. 430 00:27:34,630 --> 00:27:37,710 How does that pussy feel, Ryan? Oh, my God, it's so tight. 431 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:39,490 Yeah, tell your friend how nice it feels. 432 00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:42,650 Is it wet? Is it warm? 433 00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:44,069 It's so warm. 434 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:46,030 I bet it'd be nice to cum in that pussy, huh? 435 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:49,810 Oh, my God, what's wrong with you? I want to cum in my mom's pussy. 436 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:05,440 I'm just saying, I can't blame him. 437 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,980 If I were him, I wouldn't want to do it. What? 438 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,400 So wrong. 439 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:07,060 Oh! 440 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,190 You could just close your eyes, Skylar. Or you could not. 441 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:40,890 Or you could just not. 442 00:30:41,870 --> 00:30:43,730 God, I can't tell what's worse. 443 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:47,390 You know, you could just look at it. 444 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:49,450 I don't want to be looking at it. 445 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:50,850 It's really hot. 446 00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:52,530 Wow. 447 00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:54,530 You're talking really good. 448 00:30:54,790 --> 00:30:55,749 I'll sit in there. 449 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,250 I'll sit in there. Yeah? 450 00:30:57,650 --> 00:30:59,430 Do you feel like a little weird? 451 00:31:24,370 --> 00:31:25,970 Oh my god, no 452 00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:43,310 Oh my God. 453 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:46,030 That's so much fun. That's so hot. 454 00:31:46,890 --> 00:31:49,530 This is like the most fun you've ever been, Skylar. 455 00:31:50,290 --> 00:31:54,530 Oh my God. Yeah, back in there. Come on. Yeah, there you go. You're a second 456 00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:56,730 deck. Yeah, this one's hot. 457 00:31:57,470 --> 00:31:58,930 You like that, don't you? 458 00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:00,530 Yeah, thank you, Mommy. 459 00:32:00,870 --> 00:32:02,890 Thank you, Mommy. It feels good, Mommy. 460 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,010 Thanks, Mommy. This is so good. 461 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:16,660 Are you going to promise to be still good from now on? I promise to be a good 462 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:17,660 boy from now on. 463 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,460 As long as she keeps that mouth wrapped around that dick. 464 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,760 Mom, can you look to my ears? 465 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,720 Mommy, 466 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,120 I want to try your cookie. I got my 50 stars. 467 00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:18,900 Oh, hell no. This is enough. 468 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:23,220 I got my 50 stars, though. Yeah, but you did it in my mouth. I've jerked you 469 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:24,460 off. I think this is enough. 470 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,160 I don't know. Anthony, do you think this is enough? 471 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:33,300 No, I could always go back to not listening. I know, right? 472 00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:36,880 Yeah. Oh, that was a beast of a mess. 473 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:41,020 You know, he's in such a good way. Why is he such a good mom? You don't... 474 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:42,189 I do. 475 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:48,090 You don't want to discourage me. Look at how hard his cock is for you. Only if 476 00:33:48,090 --> 00:33:52,050 you promise to be really fucking good and do everything on the list. Every 477 00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:53,410 chore, everything I say. 478 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:55,030 I promise. 479 00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:57,970 Look at that. 480 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,330 Fine. 481 00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:03,770 Okay, fine. 482 00:34:07,659 --> 00:34:09,300 Just for a minute though. 483 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,320 Maybe I'm going to dishes you're going to have to fucking do to make up for 484 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,440 this. Oh, I promise. 485 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:42,179 I'll get them all done. 486 00:34:44,739 --> 00:34:48,219 Look at those Krispy Kreme titties. Oh my gosh. 487 00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,340 Yeah. They're so sweet. 488 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,159 It's kind of fun getting fucked with you. 489 00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:58,580 A little bit. Just a little. Like a four out of ten. 490 00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:00,060 Yeah, maybe. 491 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,060 Don't be so generous. 492 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,670 Yeah, this is way better than playing video games 493 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,640 Thank you. 494 00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:15,700 You guys do have, like, a whole new chart to fill up, I guess. Right. 495 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,040 Another 50? 496 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,000 Hopefully we have more stickers. Did you put them all on the board? 497 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,060 Yeah. Wait. 498 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,880 What do you mean? 499 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,920 What? 500 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,260 Ryan! 501 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,960 It was his idea. 502 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,780 He put me up to it. 35569

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