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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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The Big Springtime
Picnic Uproar!
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Wow! Hey! Yahoo!
This is awesome!
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Oh, Mother Earth, you breathe
so gracefully and gently!
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Ah, the radiance
of life!
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This is the time when all is freed
from Winter's captivity!
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Bloom to the awakened
Spring, Flowers!
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Sing, Birds! Dance,
Butterflies!
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Under such a gracious sky,
I, too, am a free being...
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...freed from Lum!
Yahoo!
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Darling!
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It... It can't be!
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Darling! I'm
over here!
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Hi!
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Here we are! Thanks
for waiting!
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L... Lum! How did you
know I was here?
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I made sure to keep today's
picnic completely secret!
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Darling, after you left, they
were kind enough to call!
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There she is!
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Quiet! Get back
in line, bastards!
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Moroboshi! When are you
gonna quit fooling around?
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Get back in line, ASAP!
It's time to leave!
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Sir! Lum isn't even a student.
She came here on her own!
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Please make
her leave!
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Sir!
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Be quiet, idiots!
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She's here now, and
I can't help that!
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I hereby grant her special
permission to attend!
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All right!
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Oh! Thank you!
I'm so happy!
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It's a scam! It's
a conspiracy!
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Darling! Darling!
Where are you?
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Let's eat lunch now, Lum. I'm so
hungry I can't wait any longer.
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No, we have to eat with Darling!
You look for him too, Ten!
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Oh, that stupid
Ataru!
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I'm starving!
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Ten!
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Let's have lunch
together, Ten!
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Come here!
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It's great being a cute little kid!
No matter where I go...
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...I'm never without maternal
affection and food!
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Ow! Where are you
taking me, Ataru?
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All right, we should
be safe here.
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Lum shouldn't be able
to catch us here.
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Shinobu...
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W... What's gotten
into you, Ataru?
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Shinobu, we... we're
alone at last!
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There's no need to worry about
Lum catching us here.
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Why now, all of
a sudden?!
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Shinobu! I... I've been thinking
about you all along.
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Don't you know the pain that
Lum has, up to now...
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...inflicted upon me, with
her interference?
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A... Ataru, do you
mean it?
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Shinobu... Are
you ready?
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What the...?
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What could that be?
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Shinobu!
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Hey, Ataru, what
could that be?
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"Surume:" Dried squid.
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Looks like Surume to me.
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No, I bet it's the dried and
impaled prey of a shrike.
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We've found something interesting!
Hey, go get it for me!
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Never mind that, we have
unfinished business...
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Not until you go get
that thing for me.
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If I go get it... will you
do as I want you to?!
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I'll think about it.
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Dammit!
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Oh, for a second I thought it was
a frog, but apparently it's not.
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I want our teacher to take a look
at it later, so hold on to it.
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OK! OK! Sh... Shinobu!
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Oh, c'mon,
Shinobu!
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No! Don't hold me with such
a gross thing in your pocket!
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What?! But you're the one
who told me to go get it!
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Shinobu! Shinobu!
Shinobu! Shinobu!
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Well? My information was
correct, wasn't it?
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But at such a little-known open-air
hot spring like this... what luck!
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Ataru's not gonna be happy
when he hears about this!
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But the steam is
bugging me!
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I wanna see! I wanna
see up close!
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What do we do?
We're lost!
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You don't have to cry,
'cause I'm here!
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Huh? What's that?
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Aren't those Ataru and
Shinobu's voices?
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...'cause, you can't be depended
on for anything!
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Don't worry, I can at least manage
to feed the two of us.
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What on Earth do you mean?! Do you
expect us to live here forever?!
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What's wrong
with that?
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You and I will be the Adam
and Eve of this getaway!
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How can you be
so carefree?!
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No matter where we are, as
long as I'm with you...
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...it's paradise
for me!
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You mean that?
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Really, I do!
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Ataru...
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Shinobu...
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This is also pretty
interesting!
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Oh, wait!
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W... What is it now?
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Please... not with that creepy
thing in your pocket!
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Huh? Oh, you mean this thing
that looks like a dried Kappa?
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Dear!
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My Dear, I've been looking
all over for you!
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Dear!
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We were all psyched
up watching that?!
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D... Dreams of youth are
now dying away!
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Dear!
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A... Ataru!
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Sorry to make
you wait.
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Dear!
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Honey!
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I really missed you.
I was so lonely.
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I'm sorry, Honey!
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Dear, this is the man
who rescued you.
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Really? Really?!
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Thank you, sir. I
owe you my life!
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"Ryugujo:" Dragon Palace.
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Please allow me to entertain
you at my palace, Ryugujo.
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Let me go! I was in midst of
something very important!
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A... Ataru!
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Hey, a Kappa's kindness should
be accepted without hesitation!
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OK, let's go!
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"Don't get so
fidgety!
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"You're always looking
all over the place!
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"Stop looking away
from me!"
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Huh?
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Master!
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It's the Master! Hey! Everyone come
here! The Master has returned!
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Master!
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Oh, yes, yes!
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Master! Where were you
these last six months?
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I'm sorry that I made you worry!
I'm ashamed of myself!
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Huh? Good Sir, there's
no water in here.
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Uh... You're right.
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Well, I was taking
a nap on land...
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...and I accidentally let the water
in my head plate evaporate!
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I got all dehydrated, then got caught
by a shrike, and that was that.
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If you hadn't passed by, I would
have forever been all dried up.
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Here, please eat as
much as you want.
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These are the dishes our
chef loves to show off!
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Well, not that I was expecting
much anyway...
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Ladies and Gentlemen...
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Huh?
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The Palace of Ryugujo
presents...
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...a big musical show filled with
fascination and sensuality!
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Hit it!
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Excuse me, but where is the
Princess of the Palace?
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Oh, my! How do you
know my name?
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I've had enough!
I'm going home!
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That is most un-
fortunate!
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Are you sure you want
to go back home?
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Yes, because I have an important,
unfinished matter to take care of.
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Then at least, please accept
our gift to you.
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Chief!
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No thank you!
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You really don't have to entertain me
any more than you already have...
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Will this be to
your liking?
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So long! Take care!
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I'm telling you
the truth, Sir!
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You idiot!
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A student gets kidnapped by a Kappa
at the open-air hot springs...
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...and taken away
to Ryugujo?
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Do you seriously think the Teachers'
Committee is gonna buy that?!
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Oh! My teaching career is over! It's
a disciplinary discharge for sure!
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I should've done what he
wanted, that last time!
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I should've been nicer to
him! It's all my fault!
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I shouldn't have made him
catch that dried Kappa!
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No severance pay!
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And me with an aging mother,
a sick wife, and growing kids!
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Ataru!
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He won't make it underwater!
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He won't make it underwater!
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We should've saved you!
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Ataru!
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Why, thank you,
thank you!
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What the? What's going on?
Why are all your eyes red?
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Ataru... Just what is your
relationship to her?
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Oh, she's the gift that I
received at Ryugujo...
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Moroboshi! After making
us worry so much...
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...you got some nerve...
some nerve!
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If that's a gift, you must've had a
REALLY good time in Ryugujo!
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I bet you had a much, much better
time than us, didn't you?
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Egoist!
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Prepare yourself!
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You flirtatious
scum!
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00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,810
Wait! Wait! I can explain,
you see...
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Darling!
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Oh! I was looking all over for you,
so we could have lunch together!
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How could you?!
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Stop! Stop!
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Die, you moron!
Go to hell!
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Why? Stop it!
Watch it!
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Lum, why don't you
leave me alone...
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...and go play somewhere
else once in a while?
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I would never leave
you, Darling.
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After all, you'll flirt the instant
I take my eyes off you.
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Give me a break,
for once.
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We'll be leaving
in an hour!
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Don't go out
too far!
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Stay close enough that you
can hear me call, and...
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...we shall make this a day
that we won't regret!
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Got that?
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I have regrets already!
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This isn't much different
than being at home!
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Miss Lum! Miss Lum!
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Oh, it's you,
Mendou.
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00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,550
Lum, there's a limestone cavern near
here. Would you like to go inside?
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Well... if Darling goes,
then I'll go too.
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I'll pass.
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Mendou!
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Hi, Miss Shinobu.
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There you are!
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Huh? Wait!
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A limestone cavern... darkness...
young men and women...
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Shinobu...!
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00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,570
OK, how about the four of us checking
out this limestone cavern!
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It might be more interesting
than we think!
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Yeah.
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In that darkness...
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...I'll make Shinobu mine,
this time for sure!
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00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:11,280
Somehow, I've got to
get Miss Lum alone!
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This is my chance to throw
my arms around Mendou.
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00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:16,110
I'm gonna hold on
tight to Darling.
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I've got a bad feeling
about this...
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Amazing!
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00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,730
Looks like it goes
pretty deep!
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00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,870
It's chilly in here.
247
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:35,070
OK, let's try going
all the way in.
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00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,140
Well, that would
make sense.
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00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:45,380
By the way,
Mendou...
250
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,150
What?
251
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,090
Let's get separated
from one another!
252
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,560
Fine. But you know, the more
I look at your face...
253
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,090
...the more I realize
how ugly you are!
254
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:52,990
Thanks for nothing!
255
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:02,870
Oh! I'll take left.
256
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,600
In that case, naturally,
I'll go right.
257
00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:06,830
What is it?
258
00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:09,910
Huh? What? It splits
into two ways.
259
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,240
Oh! It's a blackout!
260
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,580
I'm scared!
261
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,180
Darling!
262
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:13,320
Darling!
263
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,420
It's all right. I'm with you.
264
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:14,550
It's all right. I'm with you.
265
00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:15,640
Hold on to me!
266
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,580
I'm scared!
267
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,680
There! This way,
this way!
268
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,880
This way, this way!
269
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:23,950
Big success!
270
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:28,620
Oh, isn't this too bad? We're
all alone in this darkness!
271
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,390
This is how I like
it, Darling.
272
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:34,460
Darling!
273
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:38,010
Oh, stop it! Stop it!
274
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,940
Moroboshi!
275
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,200
I missed you,
Moroboshi!
276
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:46,470
I'm still scared,
Mendou!
277
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,380
Why does it have
to be like this?
278
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,580
Mendou!
279
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,150
Come here for
a minute!
280
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:52,280
Moroboshi!
281
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:54,910
You can't even tell Lum
from Shinobu?
282
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,520
Even in this darkness, you can tell
them apart by touch, can't you?
283
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,160
Oh, look who's
talking!
284
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,730
Boy, that was something! I
wish it'd blackout again.
285
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,130
This time Mendou and I could
become much closer!
286
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,570
Don't screw it
up this time!
287
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,670
And you! Keep your hands
off Shinobu this time!
288
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:13,980
This way! This way!
289
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:14,710
Which way?
290
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:14,840
Which way?
291
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,310
That way! No, that way!
292
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:16,450
That way! No, that way!
293
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:17,310
Which way?!
294
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,210
T... This time
for sure!
295
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,620
W... Where did we go wrong, so
that we ended up like this?
296
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,730
How did I end up hugging
Mendou?
297
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,830
Shinobu! Lum!
298
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,360
We've been separated!
Where could they...?
299
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,730
What is it? Are you
cold, Mendou?
300
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,210
Moroboshi... the
truth is...!
301
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,970
K... Knock it off!
This is gross!
302
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:56,020
I have a phobia of dark places, and also
claustrophobia! In other words...
303
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,350
I'm scared of
the dark!
304
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,390
I'm scared of cramped
places!
305
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:02,150
But then, how could you
decide to enter a cave?
306
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:02,330
Huh, Mendou?
307
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,050
W... Well...
308
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,460
...as long as a woman is watching
me... I'm all right.
309
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,390
I want female
attention!
310
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,630
Being with an ugly man makes
these terrors unbearable!
311
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:14,730
I'm scared!
312
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,930
Shut up! Excuse me for
being an ugly man!
313
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,370
Maybe I should take advantage of
this darkness and get rid of you!
314
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,700
Darling?
315
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,970
Where are you,
Mendou?
316
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,070
Darling? Oh, there
you are!
317
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,310
Mendou!
318
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:34,680
Oh, that was scary!
319
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:35,760
Oh, poor girl!
320
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,090
Darling, what are you doing
clinging to a rock?
321
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:40,190
Huh?
322
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,960
Here, dry your eyes, there's no
reason to be scared now.
323
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,870
A moment ago, he
was frightened.
324
00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:48,490
Why should women looking at him
make so much difference?
325
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,900
What are you doing?
Darling... you're scaring me!
326
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:57,280
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
327
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,340
Why did you cover
our eyes like that?
328
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,980
H... He's... a monster
of pride!
329
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,150
Oh, I'm starving. Let's go
back and eat lunch.
330
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,450
I second that. Besides, it
really is scary in here.
331
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,950
I'm not scared as long
as Darling is with me!
332
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:18,290
It's almost time to leave anyway,
so why don't we go back?
333
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,530
I can't have the girls
worrying, after all.
334
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,530
But which way did we
come from, anyway?
335
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:24,260
Let's see...
336
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,500
I forgot.
337
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,100
What? Don't tell me
that we're lost!
338
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,080
Well, we did move around
a lot in the dark.
339
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,870
Now what do we do?
340
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,610
Shinobu, please don't cry.
I have a compass.
341
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:38,410
Oh?
342
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,050
Why didn't you say
so sooner?
343
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:40,880
Let me see...
344
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,020
Northeast?
345
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,520
We should head
Northeast!
346
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,260
Huh?
347
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:46,090
What's the matter?
348
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,060
This is strange. I wonder
if it's broken.
349
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:53,760
The magnetic field is all
messed up in here.
350
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:54,700
Why?
351
00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:57,070
Oh! Hey! It's an
empty can!
352
00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,070
Look at that! There's a trail of cans,
leading in that direction.
353
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,010
Someone must have
been here before.
354
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,740
And they pigged out and left a big
mess too, by the looks of it!
355
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,250
I wonder if there's
any leftovers?
356
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:09,380
Oh, Darling, stop being
contemptible!
357
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:12,580
Honestly. Driven by necessity, people
will always show their true nature.
358
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,250
Aren't you ashamed?
359
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,090
Hmh! Look!
Over there!
360
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,220
It's dark! It's
cramped!
361
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,390
Huh? Did you say
something?
362
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,060
It's just your
imagination!
363
00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,630
It's dark!
364
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,060
It's cramped!
365
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,230
It's dark!
366
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,170
It's cramped!
367
00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:30,240
Dark! Cramped!
368
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:31,530
Dark! Cramped!
369
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,170
Dark! Dark! Dark!
370
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:36,210
Hey, this is no time to
be fooling around!
371
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,880
I give up. I can't walk
another step.
372
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,150
Me, neither.
373
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:55,390
A dead end? And it's
metallic, at that!
374
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,820
I bet they've got canned
food stored in there!
375
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,090
Canned food!
376
00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:01,460
Stop it! Are you gonna go
right through that wall?
377
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,300
Wow! He really did
go through it!
378
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,130
Darling!
379
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,970
Hey, everybody
come in here!
380
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,440
Canned food!
Canned food!
381
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,910
There's a mountain
of it in here!
382
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,780
Are you serious?
383
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,010
Moroboshi, you tricked
Shinobu!
384
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,180
Darling!
385
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:23,560
What is that thing!?
386
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,120
Canned food! Am I psyched!
387
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:30,070
Moroboshi, can't you see anything
besides canned food?
388
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,260
W... What is this grotesque thing?
389
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,270
Apparently Ataru has trouble seeing
anything other than what he's after!
390
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,910
The reason why the compass
went crazy was...
391
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,870
...because of the magnetic fields
created by this spaceship.
392
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,810
That's gotta be an alien who
got shipwrecked...
393
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,210
...and is in cryogenic suspended
animation, waiting for help.
394
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,550
But, will we end up like this alien
if we eat this canned food?
395
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:50,680
Who cares about that?
396
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,250
This is a life-and-death
situation!
397
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,690
Is this stuff edible, Lum?
398
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,650
Well, I've never had it before...
399
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,730
...but I doubt it's harmful.
400
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,050
I'm not eating it!
401
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,460
Do you really think that I, the heir
to the Mendou Conglomerate...
402
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,430
...could do such a thing
as steal food?
403
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,020
My pride won't allow it!
404
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,100
At least your body is
honest, Mendou!
405
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,970
I'm going to eat. I can't
stand it anymore!
406
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,400
Good!
407
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,870
But, if I starve to death...
408
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,910
...tens of thousands of employees
of the Mendou Conglomerate...
409
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:20,140
...and its subsidiaries will
be out on the streets.
410
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,810
I can't let that happen!
411
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:26,320
To protect their futures, I must
bear the unbearable, and eat.
412
00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:29,320
Why can't you just be honest
and say you wanna eat?!
413
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:31,150
Now it's settled!
414
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,490
Let's eat right away!
415
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,600
Good!
416
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,160
Can opener! Can opener!
Can opener!
417
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,900
I found one! There's a can
opener down there!
418
00:21:43,070 --> 00:21:43,270
What?
419
00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:44,260
What?
420
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,800
There it is!
421
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:46,870
We can't reach it!
422
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:47,670
A magnet!
423
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,440
Find a magnet!
We'll reel it in!
424
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,540
Hey! You over
there!
425
00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:55,740
It is long past
meeting time!
426
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:57,280
What are you still
doing there?
427
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,110
Oh, no!
428
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:04,560
I got it!
429
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,960
Slowly now!
430
00:22:06,130 --> 00:22:09,530
All three of our lives depend
on that one piece of string!
431
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,170
What do you mean, "three?!"
432
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,360
Never mind!
433
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,160
I DO mind!
434
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,610
Moroboshi!
435
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,570
Mendou!
436
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:18,930
I'll do it!
437
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:22,750
What the...?
438
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,150
Say, what's this hole?
439
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:28,480
We did it! We did
it! Food! Food!
440
00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:30,950
You don't suppose that's
Moroboshi's voice?
441
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:34,450
This is spooky! Maybe we
should get the teacher?
442
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:37,760
Oh, I can't eat
any more!
443
00:22:37,930 --> 00:22:40,920
I guess this food expands
inside our tummies!
444
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,900
Maybe it's not suited to Earth-
people's constitutions.
445
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,430
Now you tell us!
446
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,330
Hey, Moroboshi! Are
you in there?
447
00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:53,110
This airduct may
lead to outside!
448
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:01,380
Of course, even though I could only
see the can opener a moment ago.
449
00:23:01,550 --> 00:23:03,520
Give me back my
can opener!
450
00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:05,750
W... We can get out,
right, Ataru?
451
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:15,160
No good! My stomach's all stuffed
up and I can't get out!
452
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,360
P... Pain!
453
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:19,330
It's always like this,
every time we eat!
454
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,270
After eating comes regret, and
it repeats over and over!
455
00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:23,960
I can't stand
it anymore!
456
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:24,630
Pain!
457
00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:29,070
Lum, when will our bellies
go back to normal?
458
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,870
Gee, I dunno.
459
00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:32,380
You can't be
serious!
460
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,380
Moroboshi!
461
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,880
You've sweet-talked
us into this mess!
462
00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:37,350
What're you gonna
do about it?!
463
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,250
Say something,
Moroboshi!
464
00:23:41,590 --> 00:23:42,560
Well, folks...
465
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:48,300
...looks like we've
all been canned!
466
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,560
There you have it!
467
00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:56,210
At a glance, they were just ordinary
earmuffs, nothing special.
468
00:23:56,310 --> 00:24:00,710
But the moment Ten and Darling put
them on, they switched bodies!
469
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:04,410
Ten is inside Darling's body,
and Darling is inside Ten!
470
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,540
I don't know what's
going on!
471
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:11,180
We'll see you next time for
"Beware of Earmuffs!"
472
00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:29,940
The instant you pass by a pretty
girl, you get all energetic.
473
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:32,340
You're a troublesome
one, my Darling.
474
00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:43,690
You're the most fickle boy in all of space.
Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.
475
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:48,290
Though you search all over--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
476
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,630
...you can't find love--forlorn, aren't
you, forlorn, aren't you--
477
00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:57,900
You look like you're shrinking away--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
478
00:24:58,010 --> 00:25:03,000
Always reeling every which-way;
where can love be?
479
00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:19,090
You're the most fickle boy in all of space.
Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.
480
00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:23,560
Though you search all over--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
481
00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:27,970
...you can't find love--forlorn, aren't
you, forlorn, aren't you--
482
00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:33,130
You look like you're shrinking away--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
483
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:38,270
Always reeling every which-way;
where can love be?
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