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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Hawaiian Swimsuit Thief
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Ah, what a wonderful view. The
beach really is the best!
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I feel sorry for those in cramped Japan,
thinking they're snug under heaters!
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Hey, Ataru!
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Why are there only babes and
vegetables on this beach?
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Give us a convincing
explanation!
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Well, I for one have no interest
in looking at naked guys.
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Thus, to my eyes, anything that isn't a
babe is a vegetable. And that's that!
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Got that? Now I want
you outta my sight.
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There are way too many ugly
things in this world!
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How dare you make us vegetables!
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Hey! Hey, look over there!
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Wow! What a...
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She smiled at me! If I don't accept her
invitation, there's no reason for living!
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Idiot! She's sending
signals to ME!
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Shut up! They're to ME!
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To ME!
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Hi, I'm Ataru Moroboshi. Number-One
Japanese boy. Please date with me.
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Oh good, I just love
Japanese boys.
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Th... Thank you very
very very...
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Wh... What's going on? Hey,
hey, girl, where are you...?!
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Darling! Who was it that won the
special group tour to Hawaii...
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...in the supermarket
lottery?!
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Well? Who won
it? Darling!
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Can't you people
be quiet?
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After coming all the
way to Hawaii...
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...do you have to embarrass
yourselves here too?
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Miss Sakura!
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I've known Miss Sakura
for a long time, but...
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...this is the first time I've ever
seen her naked flesh!
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Now that I have... perhaps there's no
other way to live but to marry you!
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What kind of logic do you base
that conclusion on?!
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But what are you
doing in Hawaii?
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I'm a modern girl. Why wouldn't
I travel abroad? Besides...
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...Uncle loved
the sea...
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What?
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I wondered where
he's been lately...
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Does that mean she's... here
to remember her uncle?
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Poor Miss Sakura!
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So... Cherry died!
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Hey! Look at that
big wave!
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Bravo!
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Damn you! What kind of ghost comes
out in the daylight?! Go back to Hell!
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Why are you calling
me a ghost?!
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Miss Sakura said
you were dead!
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Who said what?!
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I said that Uncle loved the
sea, and he still does!
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She's awesome!
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Darling, don't look around.
Concentrate! C'mon!
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Go!
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Well, you're not doing
too bad, son!
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Pretty awesome, huh?
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Babe alert!
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Where?
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What a pitiful
cretin...
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I tell ya... I just can't
wait until tomorrow!
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Miss Sakura's
proportions...
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And that swimsuit was really
something else, wasn't it?
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It's drying on the balcony right
now. Why don't we swipe it?
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Ataru! Geez, Miss Sakura is our
teacher. Don't you know?!
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We are high-school students, and
we should behave accordingly...
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...which means doing whatever
our urges make us, you know!
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Hold it!
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I want Miss Sakura's
swimsuit!
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Stop!
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You idiots! I heard
everything!
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Just as I feared, I left you alone
and you're up to no good!
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Where is he?
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Right here.
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Ch... Cherry!
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Wh... When did you
get into my trunk?
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Listen! I'm chaperoning you kids until
we get back to Japan. Got that?!
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Hey, Cherry!
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What is it?
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What? I get to keep Lum's swimsuit in
exchange for keeping my mouth shut?
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Not such a bad deal,
wouldn't you say?
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There's nobody here. Perhaps
you were imagining things.
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But, but... I did see
someone peeping!
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There's nobody
here.
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Oh no! Our swimsuits
are gone!
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Yes, and only the girls'
swimsuits are missing!
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So I didn't imagine it after all.
We have to notify the police!
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That won't be
necessary.
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It will be a lot quicker just to catch the
crook and get our swimsuits back.
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I'm telling you,
I don't know.
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Torturing me won't change
anything. I'm innocent!
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Shut up!
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Who else but you would
do such a thing?
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Ataru!
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You sneak. You cheated us!
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You sneak. You cheated us!
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Shame on you!
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Shinobu, even you
suspect me?
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Of course!
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Lum?
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Even though we're married, I can't
let you get away with a crime.
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Listen, Ataru, if you'd only confess,
we might have mercy on you.
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Well? How about it... I can take
care of this for a fifty-fifty split.
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Too much greed will only
lead to self-destruction!
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No, I don't know.
I'm innocent!
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You're lying! You said, "we should
do whatever our urges make us!"
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I heard him too.
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You can't plead innocent!
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You can't plead innocent!
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Come on! Talk!
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How dare you cop
such an attitude?
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Who said the swimsuits
were so sexy?
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Who said he'd have
Lum's swimsuit?
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I seem to recall someone saying
even Shinobu's would do!
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And who screamed that
they were all his?
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If that's the case, then all
of you are suspects!
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No way!
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Miss Sakura, the swimsuits aren't here!
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We looked everywhere,
but there's nothing.
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Of course
not!
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You call righteous men
like us criminals.
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Shut up!
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We'll release you for now,
for lack of evidence.
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But think about what you have
said and done, and repent!
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What?! My uncle
did what?!
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Yes, I saw that round head and some-
thing like a swimsuit go underwater.
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That's Statement
No. 1!
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That reminds me, last night... I saw
Sakuramboo go out on the deck.
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I thought he was going
to the bathroom.
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But now I see how suspicious it makes
him. That's Statement No. 2!
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Death to Cherry! That's
Statement No. 3.
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Huh? Cherry
did it?
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No way! No way!
No way!
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It's conceivable.
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That being the case, we demand
an interrogation of Cherry!
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Miss Sakura!
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Miss Sakura!
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Impossible!
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Uncle is a priest, after all, with
years of religious training.
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Yes, he lusts
after food...
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Yet, the urges that would make him
steal swimsuits are long dead!
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That sounds reasonable,
now that you mention it.
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No. It doesn't matter if he's a priest.
A man is a man. We can't trust him.
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You sound so convincing when
you say that. It's amazing!
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Miss Sakura!
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Here we come!
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Stay away!
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Stay away!
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OK! We'll be right there!
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OK! We'll be right there!
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Stay away!
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Stay away!
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We'll be right there!
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We made
her cry!
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It's the first time she's shown
her feminine side.
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I swear!
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We should've beaten you up until
you became unrecognizable!
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I've spotted Sakuramboo!
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He's swimming toward
the open sea!
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Gimme!
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That depraved
priest!
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It's disgraceful. To steal even
your niece's swimsuit!
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I'll beat you beyond any
hope of recovery!
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Hey! He went inside that
cave in those rocks!
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Roger!
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What an idiot! Fleeing
to a place like this!
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He's a trapped
mouse!
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Come on out,
Uncle!
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Move in! Let
him have it!
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RIGHT!
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Uncle! How dare you call
yourself a priest?!
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Give me back
my swimsuit!
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Give it back!
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Because of you, we've
all suffered!
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Bastard!
Disgrace!
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Cherry! Do you still
intend to fight?
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If you want a fight,
we'll give you one!
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Uncle! What kind
of man are you?
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On top of everything else,
you besmirch me?!
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You disgraceful
priest!
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Why you! You
rat!
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00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,760
Hey, what are you people
doing? Ah...
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Shut up! Don't
bother us!
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Oh! You've betrayed me! You have
shamed our family for all eternity!
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You disgrace
of a priest!
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Uh, stop it... stop
it, all of you...
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I have no idea what's going
on, but such is fate.
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Full Course from Hell
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Ah, there it is. Waiter,
here! Here!
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Thank you for waiting. Here's
the fruit parfait you ordered.
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Ah, yes. My
favorite.
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No wonder she's so fat, eating
nothing but stuff like that!
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Look who's talking. You ordered
a Large yourself!
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You want half?
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No thanks. I've been gaining weight,
so I'm staying away from sweets.
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Maybe I should stop too...
but I want it so much.
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You're lucky, Chiiko.
You're so skinny.
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Well, being too thin
is no fun either.
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I want curves in the
right places.
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Everything shows up when you're
in a swimsuit. It's depressing.
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It... It's so good
to be alive!
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One Lemon
Squash...
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Y... Yes, mademoiselle. One Lemon
Squash. Anything else?
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Please feel free to
order anything!
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00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,050
How about a
back rub?
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What perfect proportions...
not even a single flaw.
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And she carries herself with
such utmost elegance!
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No matter how she poses,
she's picture perfect.
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She hooks all the men
by the eyeballs.
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00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,420
Please, Miss Sakura,
tell me!
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How do you get such
a wonderful body?
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There's got to be
a secret, right?
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Well, actually...
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"Beauty Foods?"
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Right. I take
these pills.
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They're supposed to kill your appetite,
right? I saw the commercial.
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Want to try them?
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Uh-huh!
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Not me. I don't want to be any
skinnier than I am now.
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Just one pill?
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Once in the stomach, it
expands 300 times!
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Unfair!
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00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,760
I come to ask you out to lunch and
you're already eating without me!
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Hey, Shinobu, what were you having?
Show me. Gimme some too.
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Come on, get it out.
Spit out that food!
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W... Why didn't you tell me it
was a pill in the first place?
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You're a total pig!
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00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,010
Where is everybody?
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They're swimming their hearts out in the
ocean. Forget them, and let's go eat.
248
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,050
Yes, let's.
249
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,350
What sort of priestly training
did you have, anyway?
250
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,390
Welcome!
251
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:24,390
A full course meal for free! A
deluxe meal at no charge!
252
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,390
Really?! No
charge?!
253
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:30,930
That's right. If you eat everything on
our special menu, the meal is on us.
254
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:36,200
But, if you give up before the end,
you have to pay for what you ate.
255
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,140
However, if you try it as a group,
and one of you can eat it all...
256
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,180
...then the whole group's meals are
free, even if the others can't finish.
257
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,670
What an unbelievable sight!
258
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,510
Make way!
259
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:52,020
Table two is disqualified.
You owe us ¥84,500.
260
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,260
What! ¥80 what?!
261
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,860
Darling, I wouldn't,
if I were you!
262
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:59,260
Uh, just to let you know, there hasn't
been a single customer...
263
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,630
...who has been able to finish
the full-course meal.
264
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,530
Nobody?
265
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,470
And we're most
proud of that.
266
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:11,010
Those who have taken the challenge
call it "The Full Course From Hell."
267
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,040
All right!
I'll do it!
268
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,410
I, Moroboshi Ataru, will
be the first winner...
269
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,150
...and my name will be forever recorded
in the history of this restaurant!
270
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,350
Ataru! You can't
possibly do it!
271
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,280
Don't try it!
272
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,550
This sounds
interesting.
273
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,530
Miss Sakura?!
274
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,160
So... including him, a party of three?
275
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,060
One, two, three, four...
276
00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,440
The appetizer is spaghetti!
277
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:37,960
No sweat!
278
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:42,000
Next is buttered rice and
a 300-gram steak!
279
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,300
So exquisite!
280
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,910
I haven't had steak
in years!
281
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,640
Be honest. It's the first
time in your life.
282
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,770
Roast chicken. Rice with fermented
beans and pork soup.
283
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,010
Large liver & onion. An
extra-large box lunch!
284
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:57,850
Hot cooked rice and bonito sashimi.
My favorite, my favorite!
285
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,220
Pan-fried white fish. Slices
of raw lobster.
286
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,660
Rice with miso soup.
Rice-fish casserole.
287
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,460
Shrimp au gratin.
Potato salad.
288
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,290
Cantonese noodles. Noodles
with rice cakes.
289
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,630
Whale steak. Stewed
potatoes.
290
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,630
30 steamed sweetbuns
and 10 liters of milk.
291
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,140
I wonder if Darling
is OK?
292
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,300
Aren't you going
to eat anymore?
293
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,840
I'm full after only two
shish kebabs.
294
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,150
Me too.
295
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:31,380
It's because you took "Beauty Foods."
And this is all-you-can-eat, too.
296
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,350
By the way, I wonder
how Ataru is doing.
297
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:36,320
It's so un-lady-like
of Miss Sakura...
298
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:37,430
Oh no!
299
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,990
I'm sure she
did too!
300
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,100
Yes, she took "Beauty
Foods" as well!
301
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:55,440
Er... How far along
are we?
302
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:58,010
We have only fifteen main
dishes left to serve!
303
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:05,590
A brat like you won't break our
restaurant's record so easily!
304
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,450
We'll double our
sales again!
305
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:11,150
Hey, Mr. Manager! Where's
the next dish?
306
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:13,760
Don't be so cheap! Bring
it out right away!
307
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,670
Wha... What's the matter,
Manager?
308
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,670
There are two monsters
at table number four.
309
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:22,070
I don't care if we
go overbudget.
310
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:25,370
Just keep coming up with greasy
stuff! Plate after plate!
311
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,980
More!
312
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,660
It is done.
313
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,620
Uh... Well,
well...
314
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:50,130
What is it, miss?
Do you give up?
315
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,370
The grease glitters so fine...
it rouses my appetite!
316
00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,440
Don't worry about losing money, or shut-
ting down! Cook, dammit! Cook!
317
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:01,810
YES SIR!
318
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,780
You look pale, Uncle.
Are you OK?
319
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:07,940
Uh, uh-huh...
This is fate!
320
00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:14,250
Next is one hundred fried dumplings
and our very own, special soup.
321
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:21,190
I'm starving. Give me
some foo... food.
322
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:30,260
F... Food, something to eat. Please.
Give me food. Food! Food!
323
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:32,310
He... Help!
324
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,480
Darling!
325
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,740
Huh? What happened to me?
326
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,980
You ate too much
and fainted.
327
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:40,140
I told you
not to!
328
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,450
Oooh, you really
are a pig!
329
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:46,280
Shut up! You girls just don't
understand a man's pride!
330
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:49,090
Pride!
331
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,890
This one's going down
anytime now.
332
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:59,200
Her stomach isn't getting any bigger!
Where's she putting it all?
333
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,760
Special noodles
in miso butter!
334
00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:08,700
Two of them are
down, people!
335
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:12,940
Our victory is near! All that
remains is one woman.
336
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,590
Manager, we'll be broke if
we serve one more dish!
337
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,950
Besides that, we are almost
out of ingredients. Really!
338
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,050
Manager!
339
00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:28,300
I really didn't want
to use this, but...
340
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:32,100
"Beauty Foods?" We
have no choice...
341
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:38,070
By the way, Miss, you're
very slender.
342
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,210
Well, I'm on a diet. And
today, as usual...
343
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:43,580
...I took "Beauty Foods"
before coming here.
344
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,320
That woman... She's
a m... m...monster!
345
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,250
Manager, what
shall we do?
346
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,620
Manager!
347
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,660
Manager, this
is it, isn't it?!
348
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:00,850
C... Chef! D... Don't
talk like that!
349
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:05,630
Have you forgotten the hard times
we had before we left Japan...
350
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,670
...and opened this restaurant
on the grounds of the hotel?
351
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,330
Have you forgotten how, with borrowed
money, we bought an old stand...
352
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,780
...and pulled it through
those snowy nights...
353
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,640
...how miserable it was when a
gang destroyed our stand...
354
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,150
...saying that your
ramen was bad...
355
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:24,190
...or how embarrassing it was when the
competition took all our customers?
356
00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:27,220
Have you forgotten all
that?! Have you?
357
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,760
You're right...
358
00:21:28,930 --> 00:21:32,160
If we lose now, we'll have to go
back to Japan in despair.
359
00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,490
Back to selling ramen
from a stand.
360
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,000
Is that what you
want? Really?!
361
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,860
I understand.
All right.
362
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,870
You! Bring me a chicken!
363
00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:41,170
Yes sir!
364
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:43,300
Everyone! We must stand
firm to the end.
365
00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:45,900
Although dozens of young people have
challenged our Full Course...
366
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:47,570
...none have
succeeded!
367
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,410
It is our pride that we have never
allowed anyone to beat us!
368
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,680
We must keep
that pride!
369
00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:55,180
We will!
370
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:57,680
Roasted whole turkey!
371
00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,680
Roasted whole pig!
372
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:04,690
Roasted whole cow!
373
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:17,670
Head... Head...
Head Chef...!
374
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,730
I ...lt can't be!
375
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,740
Please wait,
please!
376
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:30,950
All of us are leaving now. It's been nice
working for you all these years.
377
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:35,990
Matsuan!
378
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:37,430
Takeyan!
379
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,190
Excuse me,
Manager.
380
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:44,560
Oh, you're staying! Oh,
great! Thank you!
381
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:46,640
I always thought you were
a man with guts.
382
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:52,870
Well, it's going to be OK. The three
of us will start over! Yes! Right!
383
00:22:54,050 --> 00:22:57,910
Uh, no... that woman is
asking about dessert!
384
00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,840
Ah... what a nice breeze.
Perfect for digestion.
385
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,550
Her figure hasn't changed a bit,
and after eating all that food.
386
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,990
She scares me!
387
00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:09,690
What the hell's going on?
388
00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:11,590
Is she a monster or what?!
389
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,460
Hey, you're
all back!
390
00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:15,830
Let's go have
dinner!
391
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,330
Please, don't talk
about food.
392
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,900
What? That's
not like you.
393
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,730
I only had a hamburger for lunch.
I feel like barbecued beef.
394
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:23,970
I want Japanese!
395
00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:27,810
I'd rather have
Chinese.
396
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:30,170
What! What did you
say, Miss Sakura?!
397
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,680
I said Chinese food
would be good.
398
00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:55,240
A rival to Darling makes
his appearance!
399
00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:57,610
It's the coming of
Mendou Shutaro!
400
00:23:57,710 --> 00:24:01,200
With his good looks and money, he
causes a crisis for the guys...
401
00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:04,340
...and Darling is set up
to be his opponent!
402
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:07,250
We'll see you next time for
"Mendou Brings Trouble!"
403
00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:11,080
...and "Constellation-
Go-Round!"
404
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:30,070
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
405
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:37,280
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
406
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:44,220
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
407
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:51,320
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
408
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:58,000
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
409
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:05,530
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
410
00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:12,680
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
411
00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:18,050
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
412
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:26,860
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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