All language subtitles for ECW Hardcore TV _ 12_07_1993

>> AND WHAT AN ACTION-PACKED

HOUR WE HAVE FOR YOU THIS WEEK.

WE'RE GONNA BRING YOU

INFORMATION ON DECEMBER 26,

HOLIDAY HELL, HERE AT THE ECW

ARENA.

PHILADELPHIA'S OWN, J.T.

SMITH WILL GO ONE-ON-ONE AGAINST

JOHNNY HOTBODY.

I WILL HAVE A SPECIAL IN THE

RING INTERVIEW WITH "THE

FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS, AND

AFTER THAT HUMILIATING INCIDENT

LAST WEEK BETWEEN PEACHES AND

HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS.

YOU ALL SAW HIM THROW HIM OUT OF

THIS ARENA.

HE SAID HE WOULD BE BACK, AND HE

IS, WITH AN UNKNOWN COMMODITY

KNOWN AS THE LUMBERJACK.

WELL, THE LUMBERJACK IS ON HAND

THIS WEEK.

AND I THINK STORMIN MIKE NORMAN

CAN USE A HACK OR A CHAINSAW IF

HE WANTS TO CUT MR. HUGHES DOWN.

IN FACT--WOW, AND THERE'S AN

OVERHAND RIGHT AT THE START OF

THE MATCH.

AND MR. HUGHES WASTES NO TIME IN

FLOORING STORMIN MIKE NORMAN.

BOY, IS THIS GUY INTENSE.

YEAH.

GO TAKE A WALK JAY.

AND MR. HUGHES IS [INDISTINCT]

AND A FOOT THAT FLOORS STORMIN

MIKE NORMAN.

OF COURSE, AFTER THE PUBLIC

ENEMY LANDED THEMSELVES IN JAIL,

THIS WEEK WILL HAVE A NUMBER ONE

TAG TEAM CONTENDERS' MATCH, AS

THE BAD BREED, AXL AND IAN

ROTTEN, WILL TAKE ON KEVIN

SULLIVAN AND HIS NEW PARTNER

THE--OH, A HEADBUTT.

AND KEVIN SULLIVAN'S NEW

PARTNER, THE TAZMANIAC.

THE WINNERS OF THAT MATCH WILL

FACE TOMMY DREAMER AND JOHNNY

GUNN NEXT WEEK FOR THE TAG TEAM

BELT HERE ON NWA EASTERN

CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> NORMAN WHIPPED INTO THE

ROPES, DODGE THE CLOTHESLINE,

OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, YES, DODGED

ANOTHER ONE.

HERE COMES--OH, DROPKICK.

WOW, A DROPKICK BY 380-POUND MR.

HUGHES.

WHAT AN ATHLETE.

THIS IS A BAD MAN.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN

WRESTLING WHO CLAIMS TO BE A BAD

MAN AS HE PRANCES AROUND THE

RING.

I DARE HIM TO COME DOWN TO

PHILADELPHIA AND STEP INTO THE

RING WITH MR. HUGHES.

WAIT, WAIT.

OH, LOOK AT THE VELOCITY OF THAT

IRISH WHIP.

STORMIN MIKE NORMAN FLEW IN AND

BOUNCED RIGHT OUT.

OH MY.

AS I WAS SAYING, I LOVE TO SEE

THAT SO CALLED BAD MAN COME DOWN

TO PHILADELPHIA AND FACE MR.

HUGHES.

I GIVE [INDISTINCT] FIVE SECONDS

BEFORE THE GLITTERS ARE ALL OVER

THE BUILDING.

WE HAVE RECEIVED FOOTAGE FROM

A--FROM PRISON WHERE THE PUBLIC

ENEMY IS CURRENTLY RESIDING.

AND THIS INCLUDES THE MOST

UNHEARD OF CHALLENGE EVER

IN--FORGET PRO-WRESTLING, FORGET

PROFESSIONAL SPORTS, I NEVER

HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY

ENTIRE LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT

TO YOU, AND QUITE FRANKLY, RIGHT

NOW, I DON'T HAVE TIME, SO JUST

STAY TUNED.

WE'LL BRING YOU ALL THE

INFORMATION ON THAT CHALLENGE

FROM THE PUBLIC ENEMY.

WHAM.

TO BAD COMPANY, AS STORMIN MIKE

NORMAN FINDS HIMSELF ON THE

RECEIVING END OF A GUTWRENCH

SUPLEX.

MR. HUGHES WANTS NORMAN TO GET

UP.

I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

HE'S NOT GETTING UP UNLESS YOU

PICK HIM UP.

THIS KID IS DOWN, THIS KID IS

OUT, AND MR. HUGHES IS ON A

ROLL.

HE'S LOOKING FOR SOME GOLD HERE

AT NWA EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP

WRESTLING.

WHIP INTO THE ROPE, DUCKS THE

CLOTHESLINE.

HERE IT COMES.

SIDEWALK SLAM.

WOW.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

THIS KID IS DONE.

STICK THE FORK IN HIM.

WHAT A VICTORY.

>> [MUSIC]

>> OH, MATTY IS IN THE HOUSE.

NOW, SINCE YOU CALLED THE

HOTLINE, FOR THE VIEWER'S CHOICE

MATCH ON DECEMBER 26, HOLIDAY

HELL.

YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU ASKED

FOR.

YOU HAVE TERRY FUNK VERSUS SABU,

THE ECW TV AND HEAVYWEIGHT

CHAMPION.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW

THIS, BUT IT'S A NON-DQ MATCH.

THAT MEANS NO DISQUALIFICATION.

THAT MEANS THINGS CAN GO WILD

THAT NIGHT, NOTHING CAN BE RULED

DOWN, TABLES, CHAIRS, PEOPLE,

THINGS ARE JUST GONNA BE

BERSERK, AND IT'S GONNA BE RIGHT

IN FRONT OF YOU, LIVE AT THE ECW

ARENA, DECEMBER 26, HOLIDAY

HELL, FUNK AND SABU, IT'S GONNA

BE WILD.

>> AND I TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, I

TOLD PEOPLE BEFORE I'M MEANER

THAN RATTLESNAKE, TOUGHER THAN

SHOE LEATHER, MORE DANGEROUS

THAN A HOLLOW-EYED [INDISTINCT]

MIDDLE-AGED, CRAZY, CRAZY LIKE A

FOX, AND ALL THAT STUFF.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> IT'S A BULL, IT'S A PLANE,

IT'S THE FUNK [INDISTINCT]

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> TERRY FUNK IS NUTS.

HE'S NUTS.

>> HE'S SOARING WITH THE EAGLES,

STYLES.

>> YOU GOT TO SEE IT.

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> NO.

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> I HAVE DANCED WITH THE GRIM

RIPPER BEFORE.

I HAVE SMELLED DEATH IN THE AIR

BEFORE.

>> JUMP.

>> JUMP.

>> JUMP.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

>> I WANNA SEE IF HE CAN FLY.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> TERRY FUNK [INDISTINCT] HE'S

GONNA DECK [INDISTINCT]

>> AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANY

MAN.

SO, PAUL E.

DANGEROUSLY BRINGS A PERSON LIKE

SABU INTO THE RING.

HE BRINGS HIM BEFORE ME, AND

WHAT DOES HE THINK I'M GONNA DO?

DOES HE THINK I'M GONNA GET DOWN

ON MY KNEES AND SHUDDER AND

SHAKE?

OH, NO, I'M NOT.

BECAUSE I AM NOT AFRAID OF THAT

MAN.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE HAWK.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF KING KONG

BUNDY.

I AM AFRAID OF NO ONE, AND

CERTAINLY NOT AFRAID OF PAUL E.

DANGEROUSLY.

>> YOU...

>> NO, NOT ME.

NOT ME.

>> YOU--I SAID...

>> NO, NO, NOT ME, NOT ME, NOT

ME, NOT ME.

>> I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE PAUL E.

DANGEROUSLY IN THE RING.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT ME.

>> [CROWD CHEERING]

>> WHAT'S FUNK'S DOING?

HE'S GOT A ROPE.

HE'S TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE

OUT OF SABU.

OH, MY.

HE'S GONNA--HE'S TRYING TO TAKE

THE HEAD OFF OF SABU.

SOMEBODY STOP THAT NUT.

>> BECAUSE I AM THE TOUGHEST SON

OF A--YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM.

NOW, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PUKE

FACE FOOL.

FLY WITH THE EAGLES, STYLES.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> GET IN THE RING.

>> TOP OF THE WORLD NOW.

>> LOOK AT SABU.

>> TOP OF THE WORLD.

>> LOOK AT SABU.

>> SABU.

>> WHAT'S HE DOING?

[INDISTINCT] KNOCK THE TABLE.

OH.

>> OH MY GOD.

WHAT--IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND?

>> THIS MAN [INDISTINCT]

>> MY CONTRACT, YOUR LAWYER, SUE

ME.

YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED.

>> I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED.

I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED?

THE ONLY PERSON IN MY LIFE TOD

GORDON THAT EVER DISAPPOINTED ME

WAS YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT.

YOU WANNA GET PERSONAL WITH PAUL

E.

DANGEROUSLY?

YOU WANNA GET PERSONAL?

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> WHAT--HE'S MOONSAULTING THE

TABLE.

OH, MY.

THAT COULD VERY WELL BE TERRY

FUNK.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN SABU

GETS HIS HANDS ON TERRY FUNK?

IS SABU GOING TO GO AFTER FUNK

LIKE HE'S GOING AFTER THIS

TABLE?

THIS IS AN ANIMAL.

THIS MAN IS AN ANIMAL, AND HE

WANTS TO TEAR APART TERRY FUNK

LIKE HE'S TEARING APART THE ECW

ARENA.

THIS MAN IS OUT OF HIS MIND.

TERRY FUNK HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S

IN FOR.

TERRY FUNK IS IN FOR THE FIGHT

OF HIS LIFE.

>> AND THAT IS A MAN, TERRY

FUNK, THAT IS SO ANIMALISTIC

THAT HE IS GOING TO CARVE YOU UP

LIKE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'S

ANSWER TO MRS. JOHN WAYNE

BOBBITT.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> SABU SCOOPS HIM...

>> AND PLANTS HIM.

>> SABU'S KNEES OUT.

LOOK AT HIS RIGHT KNEE.

THEY POPPED OUT.

YOU COULD SEE IT.

>> SABU NOW GOING TO THE TOP.

MOONSAULT.

>> HE MISSED--HE MISSED THE

MOONSAULT.

>> FUNK, THAT GENIUS THAT HE IS,

ROLLED UNDERNEATH IT.

>> HE DIDN'T ROLL AWAY FROM IT.

HE ROLLED TOWARDS IT.

>> RIGHT.

>> MY GOD, THE SPINNING TOE

HOLD.

[INDISTINCT]

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> OH, WAIT, HE ROLLED UP.

ONE, TWO--ONE [INDISTINCT]

>> [CROWD CHEERING]

>> MY GOD, THE WINNER

[INDISTINCT]

>> HELL, SABU.

SABU WON.

SABU GOT THE PINFALL.

>> CHRISTMAS, HANUKKAH, THE

HOLIDAYS, WHETHER THE HOLIDAYS

IS TRULY ABOUT LOVE, HONOR,

RESPECT, FORGIVENESS, LOOKING

FORWARD TO THE NEW YEAR, TERRY

FUNK, YOU HAVE A LOT TO LOOK

FORWARD TO.

YOU HAVE THE DOUBLE CROSS RANCH,

YOU HAVE A LEGENDARY STATUS

WITHIN YOUR GIVEN PROFESSION,

YOU'RE A FORMER NWA WORLD

HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND MORE

THAN THAT, TERRY FUNK, YOU HAVE

WHAT EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD

WANTS, YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WIFE

AND TWO BEAUTIFUL YOUNG

DAUGHTERS WHO LOVE AND HONOR AND

RESPECT YOU.

WHAT DOES SABU HAVE, TERRY FUNK?

ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT, WHAT WILL

SABU BE DOING?

HE HAS NO FAMILY.

HE HAS NO FRIENDS.

ALL HE HAS IS THE ECW

HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, THE ECW TV

TITLE, AND THE FIRST AND THE

DESIRE TO REACH INTO YOUR CHEST

AND RIP YOUR STINKING HEART

RIGHT OUT.

THAT'S ALL HE HAS ON CHRISTMAS

NIGHT IS THE BLOOD THIRST FOR

THE VERY NEXT DAY TO END YOUR

MISERABLE STINKING CAREER, BUT

YOU, YOU, TERRY FUNK, HAVE A

MUCH DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS NIGHT,

DON'T YOU?

BECAUSE WHEN YOU SIT IN FRONT OF

YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE WITH YOUR

WIFE AND YOUR TWO YOUNG

DAUGHTERS, TERRY FUNK, DO YOU

HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SIT IN

FRONT OF THAT CHRISTMAS TREE AND

SAY, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE

GIRLS.

DADDY LOVES YOU.

DADDY WANTS YOU TO UNDERSTAND

THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS, THE

MEANING OF HANUKKAH, THE MEANING

OF THE HIGH HOLIDAY, BUT IN 24

HOURS, DADDY IS GONNA HAVE TO

COMMIT SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS,

SUCH UNSPEAKABLE SINS, HE'S

GONNA HAVE TO SINK TO SUCH

DEPTHS, INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL

TO STOP SABU," BECAUSE THAT'S

THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA

SURVIVE HOLIDAY HELL, TERRY

FUNK, IS IF YOU SIT DOWN IN

FRONT OF YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE ON

DECEMBER 25TH, AND WHEN YOU

TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS THE MEANING

OF LOVE, THE MEANING OF

FORGIVENESS, THE MEANING OF THE

HOLIDAYS, AND THEN SAY IN 24

HOURS, DADDY'S GONNA COMMIT A

SIN, DADDY'S GONNA BREAK THE

COMMANDMENTS, DADDY IS GONNA

HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN INTO

THE PITS OF MANHOOD, ALL THE WAY

DOWN AS FAR AS A HUMAN BEING CAN

GO, BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY

YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO STOP

SABU.

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T SINK TO

THOSE DEPTHS, TERRY FUNK, IF YOU

DON'T GO DOWN INTO THE PITS OF

HELL 24 HOURS AFTER CHRISTMAS,

YOU WILL NOT ONLY LEAVE HOLIDAY

HELL ON A STRETCHER, YOU WILL

NOT ONLY LEAVE HOLIDAY HELL

WITHOUT YOUR CAREER, BUT YOUR

FAMILY WILL BE STANDING OVER THE

GRAVE OF YOUR LEGENDARY CAREER,

AND A MAN IN A WHITE COLLAR 24

HOURS INTO THE HIGHEST HOLIDAY

IN THE YEAR WILL BE STANDING

OVER THE GRAVE OF YOUR CAREER,

AND HE WILL PRONOUNCE YOUR

CAREER DEAD, DEAD ON ARRIVAL,

DEAD IN HOLIDAY HELL [SPEAKING

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] AMEN.

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TERRY

FUNK.

SEE YOU DECEMBER 26TH AT HOLIDAY

HELL.

>> WE ARE JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM

SEEING PHILADELPHIA'S FAVORITE

SON, J.T.

SMITH, GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH JOHNNY

HOTBODY, BUT IT WAS HERE LAST

WEEK ON EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP

WRESTLING THAT WE SAW HOTBODY

AND STETSON THROW THE MANAGER,

HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS III, INTO THE RING, TO

THE WOLVES LITERALLY IN THAT BIG

SIX-PERSON TAG TEAM MATCH.

HUNTER Q WAS HUMILIATED AT THE

HANDS OF PEACHES.

HE STORMED OUT OF THAT LOCAL

HIGH SCHOOL CLAIMING HE WAS

GOING ON A MOUNTAIN RETREAT BUT

HE WOULD RETURN WITH A SURPRISE

FOR ECW.

HE IS HERE WITH THE LUMBERJACK

WHO WILL MAKE HIS DEBUT LATER IN

THE PROGRAM AND HE WILL BE AT

RINGSIDE WITH JOHNNY HOTBODY FOR

THIS ALL IMPORTANT MATCHUP.

IN FACT, HERE THEY COME RIGHT

NOW, LET'S GO DOWN AT RINGSIDE.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> [BELL RINGING]

>> THERE'S THE OPENING BELL.

THE ACTION NOW UNDERWAY.

JOHNNY HOTBODY ONE-ON-ONE WITH

J.T.

SMITH.

J.T.

SMITH--WELL, THERE'S HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS III BACK AT RINGSIDE

WITH JOHNNY HOTBODY AFTER THAT

INCIDENT I ALLUDED TO JUST A FEW

MOMENTS AGO.

J.T.

SMITH STILL FAVORING THAT LEFT

KNEE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S IN THERE

WRESTLING.

WHAT GUT--WHAT GUTS BY SMITH?

SMITH WITH HOTBODY BACKED UP AT

THE CORNER.

WILL WE SEE A CLEAN BREAK?

I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM

J.T.

SMITH.

HE IS A GENTLEMAN AND A

SPORTSMAN.

BUT WAAIT, IT SEEMS TO BE

HOTBODY WON'T LET SMITH OUT OF

THE CORNER.

HOTBODY HAS SMITH'S LEG HOOKED.

YES, JOHNNY HOTBODY HAS THE LEFT

LEG OF J.T.

SMITH HOOKED.

HE'S ALREADY GOING AFTER THAT

INJURED KNEE.

THAT IS SMART WRESTLING BY

JOHNNY HOTBODY.

HE WILL TAKE ANY AND ALL

ADVANTAGES TO GET A TWO OVER

J.T.

SMITH.

SMITH LOOKS VERY INTENSE.

THE TWO IN THE LOCK--THERE WE

GO.

THEY LOCK UP, AND ONCE AGAIN,

IT'S SMITH BACKING JOHNNY

HOTBODY INTO THE CORNER.

BEAUTIFUL THROW BY J.T.

SMITH.

HOTBODY LOOKS STUNNED.

OH, PLEASE.

THAT WE PULLED BY THE DO-RAG.

GIVE ME A--YEAH, OF COURSE.

NO WAY.

NO, YOU--I KNOW YOU DIDN'T PULL

HIM.

I SAW IT, TOO.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

HE'S PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU,

J.T.

DON'T GO FOR IT.

JOHNNY HOTBODY, A MASTER OF

PSYCHOLOGY.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LEARNED

IT.

GOD KNOWS HE DIDN'T GO TO

SCHOOL.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> SMITH AND HOTBODY AGAIN

LOCKING UP, LOCKING FOR

POSITION.

SIDE HEADLOCK BY J.T.

SMITH.

OH, NICE CHAIN WRESTLING BY

SMITH.

NOW, INTO THE HAMMERLOCK.

JOHNNY HOTBODY [INDISTINCT]

DO-RAG.

SNAPMARE TAKEOVER BY J.T.

SMITH.

HOTBODY LOOKING FOR A HIGHER

GROUND, AND HE--OR LOWER GROUND,

AND FINDS IT ON THE FLOOR OF THE

ECW THE ARENA.

HEY, NICE HAIRDO ON JOHNNY

HOTBODY, HUH?

NO WONDER HE WEARS A DO-RAG.

I KEEP THAT THING ALL THE TIME.

AND J.

T.

SMITH MOCKING JOHNNY HOTBODY.

I LOVE IT.

THERE'S THE RING PSYCHOLOGY FOR

YOU.

HE'S GONNA GET OUT OF THE SKID

HOTBODY NOW OUT THERE WITH HIS

MANAGER, HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS.

HUNTER Q.

STILL LOOKS A LITTLE ANGRY,

PERHAPS EVERYTHING'S NOT IRONED

OUT AFTER WHAT WE SAW LAST WEEK.

ONLY TIME WILL TELL, AS ONCE

AGAIN, YES, THEY LOCK UP.

BOY, BUT--WAIT, WAIT, YEAH, BODY

SLAM--SCOOP FOR A SLAM BY SMITH

[INDISTINCT] WOW.

BEAUTIFUL FALLAWAY SLAM BY J.T.

SMITH.

I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM USE THAT

BEFORE.

COVER, ONE, TWO, AND--OH, WOW,

HE WAS SO CLOSE--WE WERE SO

CLOSE.

SMITH NOW, GOING FOR THE BACK

[INDISTINCT] YES, HE GOT IT.

ONE, TWO--OH, WOW.

J.T.

SMITH LOOKING FOR AN EARLY

PINFALL.

AND AGAIN, HOTBODY CRAWLS OUT OF

THE RING.

J.T.

SMITH SHOWING SOME GREAT MAT

WRESTLING HERE.

REALLY CATCHING HOTBODY

OFF-GUARD.

LOOK AT THE LOOK OF DISGUST ON

HUNTER Q'S FACE.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> SHUT UP.

>> OH, NOW, HUNTER HAS A--JOHNNY

HOTBODY, I SHOULD SAY

[INDISTINCT] IT UP WITH FANS AT

RINGSIDE.

YOU BETTER WORRY ABOUT THE GUY

IN THE RING, J.T.--THERE HE IS,

J.T.

SMITH.

J.T.

SMITH, THE FORMER PROTEGE OF

TERRY FUNK.

FUNK, OF COURSE, HAS TO BE

PREOCCUPIED WITH SABU.

THESE TWO HAVE TO BE TIED AS THE

MOST HATED MEN IN ECW, AND WHAT

A WAR IT WILL BE WHEN THEY MEET

AT HOLIDAY HELL.

YOU HEARD THOSE COMMENTS FROM

SABU'S MANAGER, PAUL E.

DANGEROUSLY.

HE JUST THINKS THAT SABU

IS--WOW, BEAUTIFUL [INDISTINCT]

SUPLEX, RIGHT SHOULDER DOWN,

TWO, AND--OH, I THOUGHT WE HAD A

PINFALL THERE.

J.T.

SMITH REALLY MATCHING THE

OFFENSE AGAINST JOHNNY HOTBODY.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> TIMEOUT?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

THERE'S NO TIMEOUTS IN

PRO-WRESTLING.

TRYING TO MAKE--OH, I GUESS,

HOTBODY IS MAKING HIS OWN, AS

J.T.

SMITH IS GIVING HIM ROOM TO

BREATHE.

JOHNNY HOTBODY SEEMS FLUSTERED,

LITTLE DISORIENTED, BUT WAIT.

HE WAS--HE WAS CLEAR HEADED

ENOUGH TO GO AFTER THAT KNEE OF

J.T.

SMITH.

DIDN'T TAKE A GENIUS TO FIGURE

OUT WHERE HIS WEAK POINT WAS.

AND NOW STOMPING AWAY--LOOK AT

THE LOOK--THE EXPRESSION OF PAIN

ON SMITH'S FACE.

AS I HAVE SAID SO MANY TIMES

BEFORE, HE'S BEEN WRESTLING ON

THAT INJURED KNEE FOR SOME TWO

MONTHS NOW.

MYSELF, I'D BE CONVALESCENT, I'D

BE IN REHAB, I'D BE FIXING THAT

KNEE, I'D BE WORKING ON IT, BUT

SMITH CONTINUES TO WRESTLE WEEK

AFTER WEEK.

THAT KID HAS GUTS, AND HE'S GOT

THE FIGHTING HEART OF A

PHILADELPHIAN.

OH, AND HOTBODY JUST CONTINUES

TO WORK ON THAT INJURED KNEE.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GONNA

WORK.

I CAN'T SEE J.T.

SMITH SUBMITTING TO ANYONE.

NOT JOHNNY HOTBODY, NOT TERRY

FUNK, NOT ANYBODY WHO WEARS A

PAIR OF WRESTLING BOOT.

J.T.

SMITH IS A FIGHTER, AND IF YOU

WANT TO PIN THIS KID, YOU BETTER

KNOCK HIM OUT.

HOTBODY NOW, ALL OVER J.T.

SMITH LIKE A PIRANHA WHO SMELLED

BLOOD, AND SMITH GOES UP AND

OVER.

SUPLEX BY HOTBODY, AND A COVER,

ONE, TWO--SUCH A PRETTY ARROGANT

COVER.

YOU BETTER HOOK THE LEG,

HOTBODY.

AND THAT ARROGANCE HAS COST

HOTBODY IN THE PAST.

IT COST HIM LAST WEEK IN THAT

SIX-PERSON TAG TEAM MATCH.

HE HAD THE SANDMAN PINNED IF YOU

REMEMBER, DECIDED TO FLEX HIS

BICEPS INSTEAD, AND IT COST

THEM, AS PEACHES GOT THE PINFALL

ON HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS III AFTER HE WAS THROWN

BACK IN THE RING BY HIS OWN MEN,

STETSON AND HOTBODY.

HOTBODY NOW WORKING ON THE ARM

OF J.T.

SMITH.

SWITCHING IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

FIRST, WENT TO WORK ON THE LEFT

KNEE.

WAIT A--ROLLUP, ONE, TWO,

AND--OH, SLOW CLOSE.

SMITH ABLE TO FIND THE BACKDOOR.

AND HOTBODY NOW, BACK TO THE

GRUELING TACTIC.

HE'S DROPPING ELBOWS, HE'S

DROPPING BOOTS.

HELL, HE'LL DROP THE KITCHEN

SINK ON J.T.

SMITH.

ONE, TWO, AND--AGAIN, THAT'S

WHAT WE SAW LAST WEEK.

HOTBODY NOT GOING FOR THE COVER.

HE'S NOT THINKING.

AND NOW SMITH THROWN TO THE

FLOOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF--WAIT,

WAIT, KEEP YOUR EYE ON HUNTER Q.

I DON'T TRUST HIM FOR A MINUTE.

I DON'T TRUST HIM AS FAR AS I

CAN THROW HIM.

[INDISTINCT] THROW HIM FARTHER

THAN I [INDISTINCT]

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT AT

ALL.

JOHNNY HOTBODY GAVE HUNTER Q.

THE OPENING TO INTERFERE.

HUNTER Q.

DID NOTHING.

AND HOTBODY STOMPED AT J.T.

SMITH.

THERE'S NO COOPERATION BETWEEN

HOTBODY AND HUNTER Q.--LOOK AT

ELBOW DROP IN THE ANKLE.

WHAT A VICIOUS MAN IS

JOHNNY--WHERE'S HE GOING?

WOW.

HE JUST--WHAT A NASTY

INDIVIDUAL.

WELL, I'D LIKE THAT SOMEBODY

REACH OUT AND SLAP HIM.

WAIT, HE'S GOT A CHAIR, ON THAT

KNEE.

OH, MAN, HE GOT--HE'S GOT THE

KNEE.

HE SLAMMED DOWN THAT CHAIR,

LUCKILY, HE ALSO CAUGHT THE

APRON.

THAT MIGHT HAVE DESTROYED THE

[INDISTINCT] AND DROPPING THE

ELBOW ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR.

HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS THERE AT RINGSIDE BUT HE

DIDN'T TAKE THE ADVANTAGE

EARLIER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

I GOT TO GIVE HOTBODY CREDIT

THOUGH.

HE'S TAG TEAMING FOR A LONG TIME

WITH TONY "HITMAN" STETSON.

THEY LOST THOSE BELTS JUST A

SHORT TIME AGO.

HE'S BACK IN SINGLES ACTION AND

DOING ONE HELL OF A JOB AGAINST

J.T.

SMITH.

NOW, THROWING SMITH BACK INTO

THE RING.

BOY, HOTBODY'S CONFIDENT NOW.

HE'S ASCENDING TO THE TOP

TURNBUCKLE AND READY TO DO MORE

DAMAGE TO J.T.

SMITH.

LEG DROP.

LEG DROP ACROSS THAT KNEE.

J.T.

SMITH LIKE--OH, HE'S NOT GONNA

GIVE IT UP, AND MUCH TO HIS

CREDIT, HE'S GOT GUTS, BUT THAT

MAYBE A WRONG MOVE.

AND NOW SPINNING TOEHOLD BY

HOTBODY.

HOTBODY APPLYING A SPINNING

TOEHOLD.

AND SMITH--OH, HE'S FIGHTING A

WAY OUT.

LEG FIGHT, KICKING AWAY AT

JOHNNY HOTBODY.

YES, AND HOTBODY BREAKS THE

HOLD.

WELL, THEY SAY NECESSITY IS THE

MOTHER OF INVENTION, AND J.T.

SMITH SORT OF DEVISED AN

UNCONVENTIONAL WAY TO GET OUT OF

THE SPINNING TOEHOLD.

J.T.

SMITH GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE.

HOTBODY TRIES TO DUCK BUT STILL

CATCHES HIM ACROSS THE FOREHEAD.

SMITH NOW WITH JOHNNY HOTBODY.

SETTING HIM--NOW HOTBODY GOES

OUTSIDE TO THE FLOOR.

SMITH GIVING HIMSELF A

WELL-DESERVED BREATHER.

WHERE'S SMITH GOING?

HE'S--THERE'S NO WAY HE'S COMING

OFF WITH THAT KNEE.

YES, WHAT A SPLASH.

WHAT A SPLASH INTO A VERTICAL

PRESS FROM J.T.

SMITH FROM THE TOP.

HE HURT HIS OWN KNEE.

WHAT GUTS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE, ON JUST ONE

WHEEL, COMING OFF THE TOP

TURNBUCKLE WITH A LOU THESZ

PRESS ONTO THE ECW ARENA FLOOR.

J.T.

SMITH IS GOING FOR BROKE.

J.T.

SMITH NOW HAMMERING AWAY ON

JOHNNY HOTBODY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ACTION.

THIS IS EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP

WRESTLING, AND IT DOESN'T GET

ANY BETTER THAN HERE.

HUNTER Q.

CIRCLING RINGSIDE AS HOTBODY

DRAGS SMITH BACK INTO THE RING.

NOW SETTING SMITH UP.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

OH.

AND SMITH GETS--WELL, LOCKS ON

THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE.

AND HOTBODY WITH AN UPPERCUT.

J.T.

SMITH IS DAZED.

HOTBODY GOING RIGHT UP AFTER

HIM.

GOT TO BE SETTING SMITH UP FOR

SOMETHING, MAYBE A SUPERPLEX.

WILL IT BE THE SUPERPLEX?

JOHNNY HOTBODY TRYING TO SET UP

A SUPERPLEX, J.T.

SMITH FIGHTING, HE'S STRUGGLING.

HOTBODY TRYING TO GET HIM UP,

J.T.

SMITH RESISTING, NO, J.T.

SMITH WILL NOT GO--OH, WAIT,

J.T.

SMITH NOW HOOKS UP HOTBODY.

LOOK--OH, THERE'S HOTBODY AND

SMITH.

WHO'S GONNA GET IT?

WAIT, NOW SMITH GOES

DOWN--DOWNSTAIRS ON HOTBODY, AND

A SHOT TO THE BACK.

SMITH [INDISTINCT] OH, HE

MISSED.

HE MISSED, AND HOTBODY CAME

CRASHING DOWN.

HE MAY HAVE BROKEN THE NOSE OF

J.T.

SMITH.

J.T.

SMITH CLUTCHING HIS KNEE, MAY

HAVE A BROKEN NOSE.

HOW HE CAN COME BACK FROM

THIS--LOOK AT THE LOOK OF PAIN

ON THAT KID'S FACE.

THAT MIGHT BE ALL OF J.T.

SMITH.

I THINK THE PINFALL AT THIS

POINT IS JUST ACADEMIC.

HOTBODY CAN'T FOLLOW UP.

HE MUST HAVE HIT PRETTY HARD.

HOTBODY IS JUST AS STUNNED AS

[INDISTINCT] LET'S SEE WHO GETS

BACK TO HIS FEET THE FASTEST.

BOTH MEN ARE UP--BOTH--I CAN'T

BELIEVE SMITH IS UP.

HOTBODY NOW WHIPPING IN J.T.

SMITH.

SMITH OFF THE ROPE.

HERE HE COMES, DOUBLE

CLOTHESLINE.

THEY BOTH GO DOWN.

BOY, DID THEIR HEADS BOUNCED OF

THAT CANVAS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE--HUNTER Q.

DISTRACTING THE REF.

WHAT'S HE COMPLAINING ABOUT?

GET ON THE FLOOR, WHERE YOU

BELONG, WILL YOU?

AND NOW HOTBODY PICKING UP SMITH

BACK INTO THE CORNER.

HE'S GOING FOR IT AGAIN.

HE'S GOING FOR IT AGAIN.

AND AGAIN TRYING TO SET UP J.T.

SMITH FOR WHAT I HAVE TO BELIEVE

IS GOING TO BE A SUPERPLEX OF

SOME SORT, BE IT A REGULAR OVER

THE TOP OR A BELLY-TO-BELLY.

I REALLY DON'T THINK J.T.

SMITH CAN RESIST AT THIS POINT.

HE'S BEEN BEATEN UP TOO BADLY.

HE LOOKS PRETTY MUCH

OFFENSELESS.

HOTBODY CINCHES HIM UP, AND J.T.

SMITH IS GOING UP OVER--YES,

J.T.

SMITH IS DOWN.

I--HOTBODY HAS GOT J.T.

SMITH BEAT.

THAT IS IT.

BUT HE'S OUT.

HE IS UNCONSCIOUS.

HE HIT HIS HEAD RIGHT ON THE MAT

AND BOUNCED.

HOTBODY NOW--HOTBODY NOW GOING

FOR THE COVER.

HUNTER Q.--WELL, HE LOOKS

[INDISTINCT] AT RINGSIDE.

HOTBODY [INDISTINCT] SMITH,

REVERSAL.

HERE COMES HOTBODY.

HUNTER Q.

CRACKED JOHNNY HOTBODY.

AND J.T.

SMITH COVER, ONE, TWO, AND

THREE.

HUNTER Q.

COULD STAND NO MORE.

HUNTER Q.

HAS HAD IT WITH JOHNNY HOTBODY.

HE BETRAYED--THAT'S IT.

J.T.

SMITH [INDISTINCT] LET'S GO TO

THE REPLAY, LET'S GO THE REPLAY.

HOTBODY HITS WITH THE SUPERPLEX.

AT THIS POINT, I THOUGHT THAT

J.T.

SMITH WAS UNCONSCIOUS.

HOTBODY HAD THE MATCH WON.

THIS WAS IT.

HAD HE COVERED J.T.

SMITH, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A

VICTORY, BUT NO, HOTBODY PICKS

UP J.T.

SMITH, HUNTER Q.

IS FURIOUS, THIS WAS THE

PROVERBIAL STRAW THAT BROKE THE

CAMEL'S BACK, THERE'S THE

REVERSAL, AND THERE GOES HUNTER

Q.

ROBBINS SMASHING JOHNNY HOTBODY

WITH A CANE.

SMITH ON INSTINCT, GOES FOR THE

COVER, SMITH GETS THE VICTORY.

HE [INDISTINCT] HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS III.

AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL SEE

A TAG TEAM TITLE CONTENTION

MATCH, SULLIVAN AND THE

TAZMANIAC VERSUS THE BAD BREED.

[INDISTINCT] THE BAD BREED'S

READY TO COMPETE IN THIS ON ECW

TAG TEAM CONTENTION MATCH.

THE WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP WILL

FACE--OH, EXCUSE ME, AS SMITH

BUMPS INTO WOMAN.

OH, SULLIVAN JUST DECKED SMITH,

AND AGAIN WITH THAT CHAIR.

OH, COME ON, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

WHAT THE HELL IS SULLIVAN DOING?

THIS KID JUST HAD A GRUELING

MATCH WITH JOHNNY HOTBODY.

SULLIVAN HAS GONE BERSERK ON

J.T.

SMITH WHO BUMPED INTO WOMAN.

MEANWHILE, THE TAZMANIAC IS

TAKING ON BOTH MEMBERS OF THE

BAD BREED.

SULLIVAN IS LAYING OUT J.T.

SMITH, PUNISHING HIM WITH THAT

CHAIR.

OH [INDISTINCT] FLIPPED UP.

OH, J.T.

SMITH.

SULLIVAN'S TRYING TO CAVE HIS

SKULL IN.

TAZMANIAC HITS WITH THE SUPLEX.

COVER, ONE, TWO, AND THREE, JUST

LIKE THAT THE MATCH IS OVER.

BUT ON THE OUTSIDE, SULLIVAN IS

LAYING OUT J.T.

SMITH ONLY BECAUSE HE BUMPED

INTO WOMAN.

I HATE TO SOUND LIKE AN OVER THE

HILL ANNOUNCER, BUT THIS IS

PANDEMONIUM.

AND NOW SULLIVAN AND TAZMANIAC

CONTINUED TO WORK ON SMITH, WHO

DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS.

WOMAN NOW HOLDING BACK HOLDING

BACK KEVIN SULLIVAN WITH THAT

[INDISTINCT] SEEMS TO HAVE

BECOME THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS

OF THE TAG TEAM TITLE, BUT

MEANWHILE, J.T.

SMITH HAS BEEN LAID OUT, HE HAS

BEEN LAID OUT, KNOCKED OUT,

PILEDRIVEN ON THE FLOOR FOR NO

GOOD REASONS BY THESE TWO SICK,

TWISTED INDIVIDUALS, SULLIVAN

AND THE TAZMANIAC.

OH, LET'S SEE THIS AGAIN.

LET'GO TO THE REPLAY.

WELL?

REPLAY.

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE LISTENING

TO ME?

CAN I GET A--THERE WE GO.

OH, I'M SORRY TO BE LIKE THAT TO

OUR DIRECTOR, BUT THIS KID--THIS

POOR KID'S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH,

HE'S WRESTLING ON ONE KNEE, AND

TO BE ABUSED LIKE THIS BY KEVIN

SULLIVAN.

MEANWHILE ON THE RING, THE

TAZMANIAC SINGLE-HANDEDLY GETS

THE VICTORY OVER THE BAD BREED,

BUT ON THE OUTSIDE, IT WAS POOR

J.T.

SMITH GETTING BEATEN UP, GETTING

ABUSED BY SULLIVAN AND THE

TAZMANIAC.

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

HOPEFULLY, WHEN WE COME BACK,

WE'LL SEE SOME MORE

SPORTSMAN-LIKE ACTION, SOME REAL

ATHLETES, NOT THESE PLUMPS.

>> THIS IS JIMMY SNUKA, "THE

SUPERFLY," ECW, WOO, WOO, WOO,

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

>> THIS BUILDING'S STILL IN

SHOCK FROM WHAT WE HAVE JUST

SEEN.

J.T.

SMITH WAS LAID OUT BY KEVIN

SULLIVAN AND THE TAZMANIAC.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THE LUMBERJACK--WELL, X MARKS

THE SPOT AS MR. X HITS THE

CANVAS.

THIS IS HUNTER Q.

ROBBINS' LUMBERJACK.

THIS MAN IS SIX-FOOT-TEN, THREE

HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS.

HE HAS NEVER WRESTLED BEFORE.

HE KNOWS NOTHING OF

PRO-WRESTLING--WAIT A MINUTE,

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S THE HEART PUNCH.

WELL, SOMEBODY SHOWED HIM A

VIDEOTAPE OF STAN STASIAK OR

OATHBREAKER BECAUSE HE KNOWS ONE

WRESTLING MOVE, THE HEART PUNCH,

AND THAT'S ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW.

WOW.

>> [BELL RINGING]

>> AND THAT'S IT FOR MR. X.

HUNTER Q.

REALLY SHOCKING...

>> [MUSIC]

>> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY, YOU'RE

LOOKING AT THE ROCKING REBEL.

THE BEST IN BEHALF OF THE ECW.

AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

THAT'S ALL, BABY.

>> [MUSIC]

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> YOU.

[INDISTINCT] BRING THE CAMERA

OVER HERE.

OH, MATTY IS IN THE CONTROL

CENTER.

NOW, YOU GUYS, DON'T WANNA

LISTEN TO JOEY.

JOEY IS GONNA INTRODUCE SHANE

DOUGLAS.

IT'S GONNA TAKE HIM ABOUT 10 TO

15 MINUTES TO DO THIS.

YOU WILL GET TO SEE THE SHANE

DOUGLAS INTERVIEW.

I PROMISE YOU.

BUT WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON J.T.

SMITH.

NOW, WE ALL KNOW J.T.

GOT BEAT UP TONIGHT.

SO HERE IT IS.

>> THE WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP

WILL FACE--EXCUSE ME, AS SMITH

RUNS INTO WOMAN.

OH, SULLIVAN JUST DECKED SMITH,

AND AGAIN, WITH THAT CHAIR.

OH, COME ON, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

WHAT THE HELL IS SULLIVAN DOING?

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> OKAY.

I HAVE SOME NEWS ABOUT J.T.

SMITH, BUT NOW, I THINK JOEY'S

ABOUT TO INTERVIEW SHANE.

I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT.

SO LET'S GO BACK TO THE ARENA,

AND HERE'S THE INTERVIEW WITH

SHANE.

>> [INDISTINCT] I'D LIKE TO

[INDISTINCT]

>> OH, OH, BACK OVER HERE, OVER

HERE.

THIS GUY NEVER SETS THE POINT.

BY THE TIME HE BRINGS OUT SHANE

DOUGLAS, SHANE'S GONNA BE AN OLD

MAN, AND HE MIGHT GET

[INDISTINCT] AND HE--WHAT ARE WE

GONNA DO ABOUT THIS GUY?

ANYWAY, THE NEWS ABOUT J.T.

IS, HE IS OKAY.

BUT HE'S [INDISTINCT] HE'S HAD

IT.

HE'S HAD IT WITH FUNK.

HE'S HAD IT WITH SULLIVAN.

HE'S HAD IT WITH EVERYBODY.

I TRIED TO GET AN INTERVIEW, HE

WOULDN'T GIVE IT, BUT NEXT WEEK,

ON THIS PROGRAM, HE PROMISED HE

WOULD GIVE US AN INTERVIEW.

SO, NOW--WAIT, I GOT A SIGNAL.

WE'RE GOING BACK.

I THINK JOEY'S FINALLY GONNA

INTRODUCE, SHANE.

LET'S SEE IF IT'S GONNA FINALLY

HAPPEN.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE ARENA.

>> ...EASTERN CHAMPION

[INDISTINCT] HEAVYWEIGHT

CHAMPION...

>> NO, LET IT GO.

BRING THE CAMERA BACK OVER HERE.

JOEY POINDEXTER [INDISTINCT]

WANNABE ANNOUNCER IS NEVER GONNA

INTRODUCE SHANE THIS MONTH.

SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, I'M

GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING A

LITTLE EXTRA.

NEXT WEEK, WE GOT SULLIVAN,

WE'VE GOT THE TAZMANIAC, AND

WE'VE GOT WOMAN.

AND GUESS WHO THEY'RE GONNA

FIGHT?

THEY'LL GONNA FIGHT FOR THE TAG

TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP IN ECW.

THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT JOHNNY GUNN

AND TOMMY DREAMER, WHO ARE NOW

THE CHAMPS.

THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS IN ECW.

YOU'RE GONNA GET TO SEE THAT

NEXT WEEK ON THE SHOW.

IS JOEY READY YET?

NO?

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

OKAY.

FROM NOW ON, WE'RE GONNA CALL

JOEY POINDEXTER.

NOT BECAUSE HE HAS A LITTLE

POCKET CALCULATOR, NOT BECAUSE

HE WEARS HIS HAIR MOSTLY BACK,

NOT BECAUSE HE WEARS THOSE GOOFY

GLASSES, BUT BECAUSE HE CAN'T

STOP YACKING AND YACKING AND

YACKING AND YACKING.

I DIDN'T WANNA BE ON THIS SHOW

THIS MUCH BUT THIS IS WHAT

HAPPENS WHEN IT TAKES 15 MINUTES

TO GET SOMEBODY ON TV.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF JOEY IS

EVER GONNA GET OUT OF THE RING.

MAYBE HE'S GONNA BE THERE

TOMORROW.

BUT ANYWAY, THIS IS WHAT I'M

GONNA GIVE YOU NOW, I'M GONNA

SHOW YOU HOW TOMMY DREAMER AND

JOHNNY GUNN WON THE ECW TAG TEAM

CHAMPIONSHIP.

>> THERE'S A CHALLENGE.

THERE'S A CHALLENGE.

AND IT'S GONNA--WE'RE GONNA

[INDISTINCT] WHERE HAVE THEY

BEEN?

THERE IT IS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOW ATOMIC CRUSH.

THE ATOMIC RUSH.

NOW A POWER SLAM.

ONE, COVER, TWO, THREE.

OH, MY.

OH, MY, JUST LIKE THAT.

>> YOUR WINNER...

>> [INDISTINCT] MATCH...

>> ...AND NEW ECW TAG TEAM...

>> IS THAT IT?

YES.

THAT WAS A LEGAL MATCH.

WE GOT NEW ECW TAG TEAM

CHAMPIONS, JOHNNY GUNN AND TOMMY

DREAMER.

>> WHILE WE WERE IN THAT CLIP,

JOEY FINALLY INTRODUCED SHANE

DOUGLAS.

SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, HERE IS

SHANE DOUGLAS.

>> [INDISTINCT] ABOUT SHERRI

MARTEL AS BEING OUT OF TOWN, AND

THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS,

EVEN THOUGH SHERRI MARTEL IS OUT

OF TOWN, THE FRANCHISE IS STILL

IN BUSINESS, AND THAT'S WHAT I'M

DOING HERE TONIGHT, TO SHOW

THESE PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA

JUST EXACTLY WHAT PROFESSIONAL

WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT.

YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME?

>> WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY

THE FRANCHISE IS STILL IN

BUSINESS DESPITE SHERRI MARTEL

BEING OUT OF TOWN?

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IF SHERRI

MARTEL IS OUT OF TOWN BUT THE

FRANCHISE IS STILL HERE.

I AM THE...

>> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A

MINUTE...

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> WHAT'S THIS?

WOMAN?

>> WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?

YESSIREE.

>> [CROWD CHEERING]

>> HELLO, WOMAN.

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY?

SOMETHING TO ADD HERE?

>> YES.

WELL, AS YOU ALL NOTICED, SHERRI

IS NOT HERE, AND I MEAN TO ASK

YOU, SHANE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO KEVIN

SULLIVAN AND YOU'VE SEEN WHAT

I'VE TO [INDISTINCT] AND AS YOU

KNOW, SHERRI IS MY BEST FRIEND.

AND I'M ASKING YOU WOULD YOU

LIKE TO COME WITH US TO OUR

GROUP?

WOULD YOU...

>> WAIT A SEC--WAIT SECOND,

WOMAN, WAIT A SECOND.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR

KEVIN SULLIVAN, AND I KNOW WHAT

YOU'VE DONE FOR THE TAZMANIAC,

AND THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY,

THEY'RE NUTS, AND THEY'VE DONE

SUCCESSFUL THINGS, BUT THEY'VE

GOT SOME SCREWS LOOSE IN THEIR

HEADS.

YOU ARE TALKING TO A PREMIER

ATHLETE.

YOU ARE TALKING TO THE LIMOUSINE

AND YOU ARE THE VOLKSWAGEN WHEN

IT COMES TO PROFESSIONAL

WRESTLING.

>> EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU TRYING

TO TELL ME, SHANE?

>> WELL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING,

WOMAN, YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL,

AND THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT

WHO'S THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN

THE HOUSE TONIGHT IS.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

>> WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING

YOU, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH

US?

>> [CROWD CHEERING]

>> WELL, WE HAVE AN OFFER.

DO WE HAVE AN ANSWER?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, MR.

STYLES, WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY,

THE MICE WILL PLAY.

SO, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, WOMAN,

AS I LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL SET

OF LEGS, THESE BEAUTIFUL HIPS,

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE, AND

SHERRI MARTEL IS THOUSANDS OF

MILES AWAY, ALL I CAN SAY IS

YOU'RE NO SHERRI MARTEL.

>> [CROWD CHATTER]

>> WHAT?

>> WELL, WOMAN.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> JUST SHUT UP.

>> WOW.

SENSATIONAL.

SHERRI ON VACATION, AND SHANE

SAID NO TO WOMAN.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

BUT I THINK WOMAN BETTER KEEP A

MIND ON NEXT WEEK'S CHALLENGE

WHICH FACES HER BOYS, KEVIN

SULLIVAN AND THE TAZMANIAC

VERSUS THE ECW TAG TEAM

CHAMPIONS, TOMMY DREAMER AND

JOHNNY GUNN.

NOW, RIGHT AFTER WHEN WE COME

BACK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE MOST

BIZARRE CHALLENGE YOU'VE EVER

HEARD.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE PUBLIC ENEMY

FROM JAIL.

>> [MUSIC]

>> LET'S GO, BABY.

COME ON.

THAT'S WHEN YOU [INDISTINCT] CAN

YOU BELIEVE THAT [INDISTINCT]

JAIL AGAIN?

I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS PLACE,

MAN.

I'M STARTING TO--I DON'T--I

DON'T [INDISTINCT] WELL, I'M

GETTING TIRED [INDISTINCT] I'M

GONNA TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA

DO.

WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, WE'RE

GONNA BE OUT OF HERE BEFORE

CHRISTMAS.

>> TRUE, TRUE.

>> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE GONNA BE OUT OF HERE

BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA LIGHT UP A

SPECIAL MATCH.

AND THAT SPECIAL MATCH IS GONNA

BE BODY COUNT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW

IN CHRISTMAS, THE LAST SHOWDOWN

BETWEEN TWO PRISONERS IS CALLED

A BODY COUNT.

BUT WE'RE MAKING OUR RULES, AND

OUR RULES IS GONNA BE--WE'RE

GONNA LOCK YOU IN A CAGE,

JOHNNY, IN A CAGE.

>> IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

>> IT WON'T BE THE FIRST TIME

AND AIN'T GONNA BE THE LAST.

BUT WE'RE ALSO GONNA PUT PAUL

DIAMOND IN THE CAGE JUST WHERE

THAT MAN BELONGS.

WE'RE GONNA LINE THAT CAGE WITH

EXPLOSIVES, AND THEN ME AND THAT

LITTLE WORM [INDISTINCT] GETTING

READY FOR 15 MINUTES, AND I'M

GONNA BEAT THAT BOY SILLY, AND

WHEN I PIN HIM, I'M GONNA TAKE

THE KEY AND RUN TO THAT CAGE,

AND I'M GONNA OPEN IT UP, AND

I'M GONNA LET MY MAN, JOHNNY

GUNN, WALK RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

FREE, FREE LIKE A BIRD.

WHILE IN THAT CAGE, WE'RE GONNA

SIT BACK IN A CHAIR TAKING A

LONG, LONG, LONG REST THERE AS

WE WATCH THAT CAGE BLOW UP AND

DESTROY PAUL DIAMOND FOREVER.

AND WE'RE GONNA LET THAT FOOL BE

OUT OF OUR HAIR.

TELL THEM, JOHNNY, TELL THEM.

>> YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING WE

DID WRONG, BOY, IS WHEN WE

WALKED OUT OF THAT ARENA THAT

NIGHT, WE LEFT AIR IN YOUR LUNGS

AND WE LEFT BLOOD PUMPING

THROUGH YOUR HEART.

OUR MISTAKE.

WE'RE PAYING FOR IT RIGHT NOW.

BUT THIS DON'T MATTER

[INDISTINCT] BECAUSE THIS IS THE

WAY OF LIFE FOR US.

IT WOULD BE A ROUGH LIFE FOR YOU

[INDISTINCT] BUT THIS IS THE WAY

OF LIFE FOR US, BECAUSE WE WALK

IN HERE AND WE WALK OUT OF HERE.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING,

DECEMBER 26, HOLIDAY HELL, ECW

ARENA, YOU BETTER BELIEVE ONE

THING, PUBLIC ENEMY WILL BE

THERE.

DON'T DISS, DON'T DISS, DON'T

DISS PUBLIC ENEMY.