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because it needs to be bigger.
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I could definitely work on that.
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Maybe my forearms.
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Definitely my chest. My chest is like a
bird chest.
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Fuck.
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At least my face looks good.
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Hey. I'm tired.
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No, that's not going to work.
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I have a phone. Do you have a phone?
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Hmm. Hey, ladies.
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Nah, that won't work either.
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Fuck.
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Hey, I'm - I'm - I'm Ty.
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Nice to meet you.
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Man, I sound like a bitch.
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My bicep.
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I can definitely do that for sure.
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Definitely the word on my forearms.
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And my chest. Like, no growing this
weird chest thing. I don't even know how
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supposed to grow my chest.
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What's up?
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I'm Ty.
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That won't work.
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Hey, you look good.
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No.
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I sound like such a loser.
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Hey ladies.
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Hey Ty.
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You need a towel or anything?
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No, I'm okay. I already have a towel.
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I already have a towel. Yeah, right.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Everything's okay.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, yeah. I just, I heard you talking
to yourself.
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Oh, you heard me talking to myself?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So nothing you want to tell me then?
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Look at yourself in the mirror.
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What do you see?
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I see a guy that, you know, needs to go
to the gym, work on his chest, you know,
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like, work on his arms.
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My abs, like, man, I don't know why
they're just not, like, planted on my
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Really? That's what you see?
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Yeah, that is what I see. I mean, what
else do you see?
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I mean, just a skinny guy that's scared
to talk to women because he's just not
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in the best shape.
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You know?
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I'm just so scared.
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All my friends, they're so much bigger.
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Oh, honey.
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Okay, listen, let's have a one -to -one.
And I'm not just saying this because
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I'm your stepmom.
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But what I see in the mirror is a
gorgeous young man.
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I mean, tan, cut.
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Look at this hair.
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I mean, everything about you is just,
it's the complete package, okay?
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And you're intelligent and kind.
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You're such a catch.
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Thanks, but I don't really see it.
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Hey, Ty, what are you doing today?
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I mean, I was gonna maybe play some
video games.
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I know your dad's been really busy
recently, and he hasn't been spending a
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of time with you, but would it be okay
if you and I maybe spent the day
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going shopping?
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That always makes me feel better.
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Shopping? Yeah, shopping could be fun.
Shopping could be fun. Yeah, I'm down.
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Let's do it. Cool.
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Yeah, well, how about you have a shower,
get ready, I'll get changed, and then,
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yeah, when your father heads out, we can
have the day to ourselves.
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Yeah? Yeah, I'm so down.
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All right, well, I'll see you in a
little bit.
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Hey, baby.
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Okay, yeah.
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That sounds great.
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What are you going to do today?
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Oh, yeah, so Ty and I are going to go
out.
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I went by the bathroom earlier, and he
seems a little insecure.
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Really? Yeah, I think he's having some
self -esteem issues.
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Insecure? Yeah.
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Yeah, so we're just going to go out
shopping and spend the day together.
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I thought that might be good, you know,
some stepmom, stepson time.
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Okay. All right. Well, yeah. All right.
Well, you guys have fun.
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Let me know if you need anything. So
what are we going to do for dinner?
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Oh, yeah, dinner.
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How about we just meet up later? Is that
okay? I'll give you a call when we're
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done and we can meet at a restaurant. No
problem. Yeah, all right. All right, I
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got to head out. All right. Bye, honey.
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All right. Bye.
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Bye, pops.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
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Actually, before we go, I was wondering
if we could just circle back around to
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our conversation earlier.
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I actually wanted to tell you a little
something about myself.
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Okay. When I was younger, I actually
ended up dating a lot of older guys, and
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really wish I were with guys my age, the
younger Hawkeyes that I went to college
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with. So what I'm trying to say is I
think that you should take a chance once
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a while. You know, approach that hot
girl. You would be surprised how many of
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them will say yes.
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I mean, if things were different, if I
weren't your stepmom and you approached
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me on the street, good -looking guy, I
would say yes.
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Me?
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Yeah. Yeah, why not? You're hot.
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You think I'm hot?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you are pretty.
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attractive and all? You don't think so?
I mean... I mean, I don't know. Like, I
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just... I'm so unconfident in myself.
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Like, every time, like, I've approached
a girl before and she said no.
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Well, that doesn't mean stop trying.
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Like I said, you're very attractive and
I would definitely say yes in another
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life, hypothetically.
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Oh, you would say yes to me?
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If I had the balls to, you know, like,
just approach any girl, like, it
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It would definitely be you.
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Me? Like, hypothetically, obviously.
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Hypothetically. No, no, no. I'm too old
for you.
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Too old?
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Yeah.
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I think so.
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I feel like a day over 30.
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I mean... Really? That's so sweet. My
dad does like them kind of young.
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True. But, sweetie, you don't need to
flatter me.
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You don't need to just say these things.
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Flatter you?
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I'm not trying to flatter you. I'm just
being honest. You're so beautiful.
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Oh, well, thank you. I mean, yeah,
you're hot, too. But, like, you know,
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married and all. You know, if you
weren't with that son.
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Yeah, like, I mean, if dad was out of
the picture, like, oh, my God. I can
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imagine the things that we would do.
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Yeah, like, hypothetically in another
life.
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Hypothetically in another life. Yeah.
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I mean, I'm sure.
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just based on what I've seen with no
shirt on. I'm sure other things are
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really nice, too.
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Other things look really nice? Wow.
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You're so nice.
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But, like, you know, from what I've
seen, at least, like, your breasts look
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really nice.
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Yeah? Thanks. And, like, you definitely
have, like, a nice ass, at least from
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what I've seen. Oh, oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Nice ass, huh?
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Well, uh...
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Yeah, are you like, you an out man like
your dad?
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Yeah, I think I definitely probably am.
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Yeah, so hypothetically, you know, if
your dad weren't in the picture, what
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else would you be into?
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I mean, your eyes, your eyes are very
beautiful.
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Oh, really?
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And your lips.
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Oh, my lips? Yeah, your lips are so
nice.
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Are they really full?
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Yeah, they're juicy and plump.
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What are we doing?
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Living out our hypothetical.
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I'm okay going along with it further if
you are.
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Yeah, let's do it. Yeah.
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You want to see what these tips look
like?
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Oh my god, I was so right.
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They were so nice.
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Man, they're natural.
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Oh,
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that's so
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good.
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I guess you have been with a couple.
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Not as hot as you though.
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Why don't you take that shirt off again
for me?
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Speaking of your dad
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Give it a little nibble.
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Oh my god.
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Doesn't even feel real.
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You're so good at sucking dick.
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It comes from experience, lady.
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Just take a moment.
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my tongue.
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Once you're older, it hurts.
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I want to check.
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Got me right here.
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I do lots of Kegels.
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Fuck.
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Oh my god, you're so hot.
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You said you're an ass man like your
dad?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You wanna fuck me from behind?
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So bad.
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Thank you.
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in pounds.
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It tastes so good.
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My God, my God, my God.
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Oh, absolutely.
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I think there might be a few more little
secrets between the two of us.
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Hypothetically.
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Okay, sweetie.
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Why don't you go get cleaned up? All
right?
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And just remember, you have nothing to
worry about. I mean, you're hot shit,
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obviously. So take a chance with that
next hot girl that you see.
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Don't be shy, okay?
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I guarantee you they're going to say
yes, and then you're going to bring them
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home to step on you.
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And, yeah,
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you still want to go shopping? We can
spend some of your dad's money.
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Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. Sweet.
Let's go get changed.
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