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Oh, well, if it isn't the puny little human again...
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No, what are you doing back here?
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You're supposed to be the lame excuse for a security guard.
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Though, I don't really get it.
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Why would a place like this need a security guard?
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Though, don't think I forgot about what happened last time.
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That doesn't mean I'm gonna be going easy on you.
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One wrong move, and I'll just have to eat you.
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No, you better have a good reason for being here.
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Oh, you really think I'm gonna believe that you're ready?
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Uh, I know you're under that mask.
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I'm not dumb.
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Um...
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Uh, let me just make sure.
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Uh, oh, yeah, like I mentioned,
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I'm not dumb.
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Aw, how cute.
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Look at that.
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An adorable little excuse of a security guard who can't even talk.
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Well, you really are nervous around me.
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Am I really that intimidating?
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I'm lucky my creator put so much on me.
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Though, uh, actually,
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first, I think I can get some use out of you in a different way.
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Here, follow me.
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Alright, since you don't want to do anything around here,
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I'm gonna go ahead and have you clean my bedroom.
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Oh, what?
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Did I stutter or something?
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I think this is a better way to get some use out of you other than just getting rid of
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you.
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No, while you're doing that,
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I'm gonna go make sure there's none of your little buddies running around this place.
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Uh, don't do anything dumb.
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I'll be right back.
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Alright, turns out it was just Vexa off with her antics again.
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Something about finding treasure or something like that.
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Oh, hey, what are you staring at me for?
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You got some cleaning to do,
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buddy.
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That's a good boy.
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You know, I might just have to train you to be my dog.
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Uh, ooh, I've always wanted a pet dog.
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That's actually a good idea.
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Oh, and during the day,
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while I'm working, I can go ahead and leave you locked up in a cute little cage.
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Uh, you're gonna leave a bunch of hair behind.
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Uh, hmm, yeah, I'm good on that one.
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Though a cute little cage doesn't sound too bad.
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Oh, and talking about that,
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it looks like you're already done.
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Uh, whoa, well then, you didn't do that bad of a job.
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Oh, what?
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You thought I was only gonna make you do one thing tonight?
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Long day for forming for all of my fans out on stage.
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My body gets a little tired after all of it.
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And, well, no, here's where you come in.
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I'm gonna go ahead and need you to give me a massage and treat my body like the perfect
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thing that it is.
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What do you think, doggie?
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Is that something you can do?
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Uh, whoa.
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Hmm, you're not as strong as I,
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well, kind of thought you'd be.
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I thought you'd have a little more strength than that.
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Oh, well, I guess you'll have to do.
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Whoa.
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All right, then, uh, finally you use a little bit of strength.
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Uh, whoa, oh, man, uh,
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what the?
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Oh, my god.
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Uh, whoa, yeah, uh, go ahead and do.
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Uh, whoa.
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All right, all right.
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I think you did a pretty good job back there.
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Uh, fun intended.
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Yeah, I also want you to take care of these two right here.
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Though, don't be getting any silly ideas,
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human.
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Again, I'm only letting you massage me because I'm just,
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well, I'm just so slower from having to perform all day.
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Oh, you know me.
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I gotta stay as perfect as I look.
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If you really want, I have some oil over here on my,
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uh, drawer.
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You can go ahead and use that if it helps make things easier for you.
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Oh, what the?
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Oh, wait, uh, oh, my,
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me, uh, you, uh, oh, uh,
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oh, nothing.
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Oh, oh, be quiet, human.
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Uh, just keep on doing what you're doing.
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Oh, at least I got you again,
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human.
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Well, I've been needing this so badly.
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Uh, you don't even understand.
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But, oh, hey, I'm glad you're doing this good,
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human.
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Oh, if you were actually a smart,
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you would have done this,
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you would have done such a horrible job that I would have just had to let you go.
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Well, looks like I'm gonna be keeping you.
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Now that I know how, uh,
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how useful you can be.
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Uh, oh, I feel a lot better now.
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Uh, me, I got some of my flexibility back.
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Well then, I think you did a pretty good job for your first night,
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being my pet, though.
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You know what, human?
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You know how, uh, women have their own urges.
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Uh, er, er, right?
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Uh, I can go ahead and use the real thing now.
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Uh, if you know what I'm talking about,
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I think you're also really good at doing what you do with your manpower.
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What, human?
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Are you gonna tell me something?
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Well, I don't think you have to tell me something is doing all the talking for you.
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Surely you won't mind if I pull it out.
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Uh, all right.
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Oh, my, my, even bigger than how I remember you last time.
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Oh, my, because of that,
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you can consider yourself very lucky.
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Otherwise, like I've mentioned before,
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I would have just gotten rid of you.
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But, oh, but it's okay.
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My human pet doesn't have to be talking.
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Uh, actually, better yet,
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I prefer if you don't say a word.
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Uh, now what, human?
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I can't believe that someone this amazing is doing this to you right now.
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You can lay down there.
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Well, I get to work on your man part down here.
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Don't disappoint me, human.
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I'm so glad I get to call this one mine.
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Oh, it's getting, oh,
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really, um, late now.
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Oh, yeah, keep on, keep on doing.
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Uh, hello, human, uh,
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did you, uh, uh, whoa,
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your lucky animatronic skin could pregnant,
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dummy.
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Uh, whoa, what's with that luck,
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human?
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Wait, I didn't say anything out loud.
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Uh, did I?
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Uh, I gotta go ahead and start getting ready for another show today.
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Oh, the pizzeria's gonna be packed.
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Oh, so many of my fans are gonna come and see me today.
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I wasn't lying when I said I was gonna keep you in a cage.
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Human doggies can't talk.
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Uh, you're gonna have to like it.
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All right, get ready for tonight.
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Maybe this time you can go ahead and give me a tongue massage.
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Oh, and don't worry, I'll make sure to get real sweaty out there.
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But all right then, doggy,
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I'll leave you some dog food and water right there.
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Mommy will see you later.
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Wow, date night couldn't have been better.
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Now they were back home.
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You want to go take it easy on the sofa?
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I could spare just a little more room in my stomach for a nice yummy dessert.
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Come to think of it, I completely forgot about it at the restaurant.
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