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(mysterious piano music)
(rhythmic thrumming)
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(water splashing)
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(door creaking)
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(metal wheels creaking)
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(thrumming melody)
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(door chime beeping)
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(lyrical chanting)
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(deep bass music)
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(rhythmic grunting)
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(guttural groan)
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(food sizzling)
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- [Woman] Cornelius,
come get your dinner.
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(low thrumming melody)
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(agonized groaning)
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(low orchestral music)
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Cornelius.
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(urine splashing)
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Cornelius, are you deaf?
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What in the hell do
you think you're doing?
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Cornelius!
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(growling)
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Oh, oh, Cornelius!
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What are you doing?
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What the hell!
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Cornelius!
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(terrified cries)
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No, no, no, no, no!
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(fighting cries)
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(screaming)
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(aggressive grunting)
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(both yelling breathily)
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(deep guttural growling)
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(muted warbles)
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(forceful cry)
(pained groan)
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(fearful utterances)
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(deep vibrating tones)
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(breathing heavily)
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(forceful yell)
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(blood squelching)
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(whimpering cries)
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(both screaming)
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(wet squelching)
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(sustained yowl)
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(breathy grunts)
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(suspenseful orchestral melody)
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(low growls)
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(heavy thud)
(brakes squeal)
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(crashing thud)
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(car hissing)
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- Was that a bear?
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- I think it was a man.
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- A Man-bear?
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- No, just a man.
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- Oh m' God, oh m' God.
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- Goddammit, Woody.
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I thought you said you was
straight to drive, man.
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(muted grunt)
(metallic thumps)
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(suspenseful violin)
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- What was that?
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- I think it's under the truck.
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(swelling violin melody)
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- This is just like that movie,
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where they ran over that dude
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and they thought they
killed 'im, but they didn't,
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and then he came back next
summer and then he killed them.
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Shit, that's gonna happen to us.
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We're gonna die!
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- Goddammit, Woody,
we ain't gonna die.
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Now back this fuckin' truck up,
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so we can get can get
the fuck outta here.
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(swelling violin melody)
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(heavy thud)
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- [Woody] What the fuck?
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Fuck this.
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- Yes, Sir.
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(repetitive percussive melody)
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(ethereal vocalization)
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(deep growl)
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(strident screeching tones)
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- [Christine Voiceover] With
a long-anticipated senior year
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around the corner,
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I think it's time to
join the secret society
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of sleep addicts.
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Who'm I kidding?
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I dream loudly, but I have to
buckle down if I want to get
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into a good college.
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I don't wanna jinx myself.
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Forget school for now.
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After today, it's officially
beach week and I can't wait.
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I'm going with my BFF
since grade school, Carrie
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and her stupe-ass
boyfriend, Freddy.
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- Spring break, bitches.
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- [Christine Voiceover]
I swear, one day,
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I hope he knocks himself
out doing that pose.
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(laughter)
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- Have a seat, Fredrick.
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- [Freddy] Yes, ma'am.
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Hey, buddy.
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(light thud)
(laughter)
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- [Christine Voiceover]
Then there's Jason.
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He's my half-cousin.
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Which doesn't stop him from
trying to put the moves on me.
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Barf.
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(laughter)
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(scoffs) Brooklyn, my other
BFF, Samara's douche-boyfriend.
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He moved here in the sixth
grade but still claims New York.
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Ew, I wish he would move back.
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Which brings me to
Samara, she's in geometry,
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probably chewing gum and
playing with her hair.
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So, pen's off to
you, dear journal,
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let's make this one black,
white, red and awesome.
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(bell clanging)
All over.
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(students chattering)
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- Okay, class, settle down.
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I want you to
spend the remainder
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of the class reading Chapter
13 on moving proteins
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into membranes.
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- I've got some protein
that needs moving.
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(tittering)
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- You can move yourself
to the Principal's office,
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if you like.
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That's what I thought.
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Now begin reading, class.
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(muted traffic)
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(engine roars)
("Mean Motherfucker Blues")
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¶ I woke up one morning
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¶ And I kicked my dog
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¶ I beat my neighbor's head in
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¶ With a big maple log
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¶ Then I called his
big fat hairy wife
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¶ A big fat hairy slob
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¶ I had the blues
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¶ The mean motherfucker blues
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Yes, Pamela?
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- May I be excused
to the restroom?
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Hey soldier.
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- Hey, you.
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- Miss me?
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- Oh, a little.
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- You ass.
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- Okay, okay.
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I missed you.
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- Get me the fuck out of here.
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(car revs)
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Fuck school!
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(whooping)
(laughter)
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- Quiet down.
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(phone vibrates)
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(bell rings)
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- [Christine] What happened?
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- I should have dumped
his ass a long time ago.
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- [Christine] What
did he do this time?
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- Don't cock-block
me at the beach?
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- You have gotta go, it's not
gonna be the same without you.
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- [Samara] No chance.
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- {Carrie] Hey, Christine.
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- Hey.
- Did you talk to Samara?
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- Yeah, she's not coming.
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- How many times is she
gonna put up with his shit?
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- A million.
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- I hope that kid falls.
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- [Brooklyn] Yo.
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Smell this.
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- [Freddy] Dank
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- Stank killah killah.
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- [Jason] Can I smell?
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- These aren't cut
up Twinkies, Jason.
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Fuckin' lard ass.
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- Oh my God, what the
fuck is he doing here?
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What's he doing here?
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Samara's not coming.
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- [Freddy] I told him
he could still come.
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- Why do you do that?
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- Because he has the weed.
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Get off my nuts.
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(swelling orchestral melody)
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(knocking)
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- Hello?
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(discordant chime)
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(glass crashing)
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(choking)
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(muted thud)
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(meandering orchestral music)
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- Bathroom?
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- [Clerk] It's around back.
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- Woody, Woody.
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Woody, Woody.
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- What now?
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- Hey man.
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Go pay for petrol, man.
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- This isn't enough
to get to Mexico on.
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(bottles clanking)
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(water gurgles)
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(fuel pump clicking)
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- Hey, asshole, what
the fuck you lookin' at?
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(doors slam)
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(engine turns over)
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(car revs)
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(swelling string orchestral)
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(loud aggressive growls)
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(retching)
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(sustained growling)
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(splashing)
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(bottles clinking)
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- Let's get the
fuck out of here.
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- What the fuck'd you do, Woody?
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- Road beers.
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- Oh shit.
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(engine turns over)
(whoops)
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(scratchy orchestral music)
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(water gurgling)
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(loud sniffing)
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(gurgling chomps)
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(staccato violin)
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- [Male GPS] Continue on
this route for 87 miles.
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- Yo, can that GPS tell
us where we could get
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some dank nugs?
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- (scoffs) I wish.
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- So, what's the first
thing you guys are gonna do
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when you get to the beach?
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- I'm gonna get fuckin' drunk.
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- I can't wait to just lay out.
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- Me too and take
a dip in the ocean.
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- Yeah, I can't wait to
part that mother-fucker.
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- Yeah, swim, for sure.
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- You gonna swim with your
shirt on again, Jason?
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- What, I get sunburned easy.
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- Yeah, it's not
'cause of your mits?
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- Mits?
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- Yeah, man tits.
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(giggling)
- Shut up, Freddy.
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I told you I was born
with an extra thyroid.
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- And two stomachs like a cow.
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- Cows have four
stomachs, dumb ass.
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- Don't be jealous 'cause
Jason has bigger tits than you.
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- Fuck you, Freddy.
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- Don't be a dick.
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- What?
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- Cool, weed.
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What, I can get down.
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- Hey, so, why did
Samara bail again?
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- Oh, she had crabs, she didn't
wanna give it to everybody.
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(laughing)
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- Smart ass.
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- [Christine] Yeah, right.
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- Yeah, I need to take you
small-town peeps to BK,
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show you how we get
down for real, for real.
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- Yeah, I could
go for a Whopper.
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- No, man, I'm talkin'
about Brooklyn, fool.
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- I thought you said
you were from Syracuse.
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- Well, yeah, I mean I am but
I hung out in Brooklyn a lot.
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That's where my cousins stay at.
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- Aren't they like,
really far apart?
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Like hundreds of miles?
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- Yeah, I live like
right on the line.
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What are you, The
Riddler or somethin'?
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Stop askin' me so
many questions.
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I'm tryin' to roll this blunt.
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You know, this shit
right here is the truth.
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- What the fuck?
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- Oh, shit, what.
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Yo, this dude got a hard-on, yo.
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- No, I don't.
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- Fuckin' perv.
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- Gross!
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00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:43,059
- What, I don't even know what
you guys are talking about.
267
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,031
- I have to go to the bathroom.
268
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:51,435
(slow suspenseful
orchestral melody)
269
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,818
(glass crunches)
270
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:33,878
(splats)
271
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,614
(dog barking)
272
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,481
(low growl)
273
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,917
(thumping rock melody)
274
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,186
(growling)
275
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,477
(doors slamming)
276
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:15,486
- [Brooklyn] Hey, Jason,
bring me back a sweet tea.
277
00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:26,931
- Hi, where is your bathroom?
278
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,501
- Who wants to know?
279
00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:32,136
- Uh, me?
280
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:36,907
I really need to use
your bathroom, miss.
281
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,542
- It's around back, darlin'.
282
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,678
- {Carrie] Thank you.
283
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,014
- Honey, ain't you
forgettin' somethin'?
284
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:46,984
You need a key.
285
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,918
- Oh.
286
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,672
Thanks.
287
00:24:51,673 --> 00:24:53,256
(discordant orchestral music)
(Carrie gasps)
288
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:56,093
- Don't you be goin' and
flushin' your bloody tampons
289
00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,562
down that toilet and
leavin' 'em all which-away,
290
00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,798
you throw 'em in the
goddamn trash, you hear?
291
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,799
- Um, okay.
292
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:07,137
- All you high school girls
bleed like Dracula fucked
293
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,840
Willy Wonka and
formed a blood factory
294
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,609
and slaughtered all
those Oompa Loompas
295
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:14,144
and made a buncha bloody Marys.
296
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,980
Vagina Coyote Uglies.
297
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,283
A lot of Draculas' wives went
out on a night on the town
298
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,018
and went to a bachelor party
and all had their periods
299
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,586
at the same time.
300
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,091
- Yes, ma'am.
301
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:39,803
Oh my God.
302
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:42,973
What the fuck?
303
00:25:47,813 --> 00:25:49,046
- [Freddy] Alright,
you guys ready?
304
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,080
- [Jason] Just zoomin' out.
305
00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,182
- This is so fucked up Freddy.
306
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,919
- Shut up or I'm
gonna get you next.
307
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,086
- [Jason] Ready.
308
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:56,954
(Freddy grunts)
309
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:59,323
(flatulence)
310
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:07,565
- [Freddy] (chuckles)
There it is.
311
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,100
- [Christine] You better
not get me this time.
312
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:12,069
- You're safe, for now.
313
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,138
(slaps)
314
00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:19,944
(low percussive music)
315
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,952
- {Carrie] Fuck.
316
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,057
(sighs)
317
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,337
(music swells)
318
00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,710
- What the fuck is she doing?
319
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:53,911
Dropping the kids
off at the pool
320
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,846
and giving them
swimming lessons?
321
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,314
- You're so gross.
322
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,118
(gasps)
323
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,188
(crickets chirping)
324
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,896
(door slams)
325
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,940
(urine tinkling)
326
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:28,212
(phone vibrating)
327
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,996
- That fucking bitch!
328
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,800
I knew I couldn't
fucking trust her.
329
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,669
Goddammit, I knew it!
330
00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,673
(frustrated growl)
331
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:59,176
Just relax, Dirk, you
don't wanna Hulk out.
332
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,311
It's been six weeks
since you've been laid,
333
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,013
just, just be cool.
334
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,259
- Hey.
335
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,979
- Hey.
336
00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:19,797
- What's wrong, you look like
somebody killed your cat.
337
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,065
- Cat?
338
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,467
I don't have a fucking cat.
339
00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:26,704
Are you mistaking
me for someone else?
340
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,405
- It's an expression,
what's your problem?
341
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,474
(tense violin ensemble)
342
00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:32,376
- Express this, bitch.
343
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,477
(weapon fires)
344
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,878
- Hello, Dirk?
345
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,816
- Cat?
346
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:42,419
I'm a fucking dog person,
don't you know me at all?
347
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:55,132
(low suspenseful
orchestral music)
348
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,136
(sniffing)
349
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:03,073
(snuffling growls)
350
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:38,375
(retching)
351
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,911
- Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
352
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,882
- Pull over!
- Oh, my God, Carrie!
353
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,350
Freddy, pull over.
354
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:50,387
(gravel crunching)
355
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:54,224
(strident orchestral melody)
356
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,828
- {Carrie] Oh, fuck!
357
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,898
(retching)
358
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,368
- [Freddy] Oh, what did you eat?
359
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,369
- [Christine] Shut up, Freddy.
360
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:06,370
- [Brooklyn] Oh, Shit!
361
00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,839
(retching)
362
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,476
- Maybe she just needs to
eat some grass or something.
363
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,478
- Really, Freddy?
364
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,479
- Well, that's what my dog does
when his stomach gets upset.
365
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,350
(tense orchestral melody)
(measured growls)
366
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,318
- [Christine] You
don't look bad.
367
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,286
- {Carrie] I feel better.
368
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,355
- [Christine] Are you sure?
369
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,423
- Yeah, I think it was
just something I ate.
370
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,592
School cafeteria, I don't know.
371
00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:32,462
- Yeah, looks like
Friday's corn dogs.
372
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,531
- [Christine] Let's
get out of here.
373
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:38,135
- [Freddy] Why don't
you shut up, Jason?
374
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,372
(music swelling)
375
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,208
(growling)
376
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,910
(engine roars)
377
00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:55,219
(quiet thrumming melody)
378
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,862
(soft string melody)
379
00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:40,230
(low indistinct growl)
380
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:45,569
(metal can scraping)
381
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:49,539
(screeching suspenseful melody)
382
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:11,328
(heavy thumping rock music)
(demonic vocalization)
383
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:23,373
(slapping thud)
384
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:42,526
(aggressive growl)
(bone cracking)
385
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,467
(aggressive growls)
386
00:32:56,542 --> 00:33:00,677
(gentle rain)
(low orchestral score)
387
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,173
- Holy shit-hole.
388
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,747
Alright, Jason, let's go.
389
00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:38,081
- For what?
390
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,483
- Because I said.
391
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,485
I have something
important to tell you.
392
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,420
- No you don't, you're just
gonna tell me something dumb
393
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,554
when we get in there.
394
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,356
- Guys, just go.
395
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,058
- Yeah, go, Freddy.
396
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:54,631
- Get the fuck outta the car.
397
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:55,699
- Okay, God.
398
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,777
- Hey, how are you feeling?
399
00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:12,215
Better, just having
some major cramps.
400
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:13,817
Are you starting?
401
00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:16,053
No, I already had it.
402
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,220
Yeah, baby, choke me.
403
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,457
Come on, baby.
404
00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:58,328
Go easy, baby, not so tight.
405
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,706
That was hot.
406
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:22,819
You never got kinky like that, baby.
407
00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,193
Are you on the rag?
408
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,394
Yeah, sorry.
409
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,401
We've done it
when I'm ragging before.
410
00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,603
Not with me.
411
00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:47,577
(creepy instrumental)
412
00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:54,151
(xylophone dinging)
413
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:03,793
- [Clerk] What can I do you for?
414
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,896
- [Freddy] We'd like two rooms.
415
00:36:05,898 --> 00:36:07,597
- King size it is.
416
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,566
Smoker or non?
417
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,635
- No, we'd like two rooms.
418
00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,503
- Two rooms?
419
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,939
Are you guys with
another couple?
420
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,341
- No, they're for us.
421
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,945
- Well, you know those
don't connect, right?
422
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,183
- We're not gay.
423
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,589
- Weren't you holdin'
his dick on the way in?
424
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,891
Because I don't like
cleaning blood off the sheets
425
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:37,294
And shit off the ceilings.
426
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,362
- No, sir.
427
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,935
- Okay, two non-gay rooms.
428
00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:47,671
That'll be 69.35.
429
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,845
(melody swells)
430
00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:13,863
(slow suspenseful instrumental)
431
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:20,870
Check-out is 11 a.m.
432
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,005
You wanna lick my balls?
433
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,373
- What?
434
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,474
- Do you wanna lick my balls?
435
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,576
- Excuse me, sir, one more time?
436
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,646
- I said do you
want a wake-up call.
437
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,315
- Oh, no, we're good.
438
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,254
- [Clerk] You're all set.
439
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:39,522
Those rooms are at the end
of the building on the left.
440
00:37:39,524 --> 00:37:40,590
- Thank you.
441
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,859
- Oh, and guys?
442
00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:45,595
Enjoy your stay.
443
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:48,498
- Thanks.
444
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,140
Hey, look, I know
we got two beds,
445
00:37:57,141 --> 00:37:58,907
but why don't you go ahead and
sleep out in the car, buddy?
446
00:37:58,910 --> 00:37:59,843
- What? No.
447
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,011
I paid for one of those rooms.
448
00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:01,945
- Come on, I'm
just tryin' to get
449
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,446
some alone time with Carrie.
450
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,814
- No, man, forget that.
451
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:08,051
Plus, dude, she smells like
corn dogs and throw up.
452
00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:10,420
- Just gimme 10 minutes, I'll
wave you in when I'm done.
453
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:11,655
- No, man, I'm tired.
454
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,457
- How about I break
off your butt plug?
455
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:17,527
- Alright, fine,
10 minutes, Freddy.
456
00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:29,806
(sign buzzing)
(suspenseful instrumental)
457
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:35,945
- [Brooklyn] We
at the beach yet?
458
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,815
- No, we're stopping
for the night.
459
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:47,957
Jason, what are you doing?
460
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,959
- I think he wants to
jerk off or somethin'.
461
00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,829
- No, Freddy said I
had to sleep in the car
462
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,464
so he could have
sex with Carrie.
463
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:55,865
- You fat fuck.
464
00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,834
- You're unbelievable.
465
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,437
- You are such a dick, Freddy.
466
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:15,852
(pained grunt)
467
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,855
- Now see what you made me do?
468
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,056
And if I see you step one foot
469
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:23,059
inside that room,
I will fuck you up.
470
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:43,780
(frustrated growl)
471
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,888
- (scoffs) Freddy!
- What, I'm not doin' nothin'.
472
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,457
Babe, are you still upset
because of what fat-ass said?
473
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,993
'Cause I'll kick his
ass if you want me to.
474
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,596
What, I will, for you.
475
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,865
I'm not gonna let anyone
disrespect my girl.
476
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,400
- {Carrie] Oh, come on, Freddy.
477
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:04,768
- No, I'm for real.
478
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,536
You can't let little punks
like that get to you.
479
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:07,771
Throughout your life you're
gonna come across people
480
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:08,905
who constantly
wanna knock you down
481
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,907
because you're a good person.
482
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,575
I know, because I'm good people.
483
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,879
- Freddy, I'm not
having sex with you.
484
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,080
- What sex?
485
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,849
That's the furthest
thing from my mind.
486
00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:20,950
Unless you want to.
487
00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:23,720
- {Carrie] No, I
don't feel well.
488
00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,121
- Babe, I got blue balls.
489
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,790
- Good, I hope they fall off.
490
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:29,159
- How can you say that?
491
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,527
Our twins are in there, Fredrick
the second and Fredrina.
492
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,929
- I'm sick here.
493
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,665
Are you seriously still talking?
494
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,167
There's no such
thing as blue balls,
495
00:40:37,169 --> 00:40:39,569
it's just something
guys say to get laid.
496
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:40,837
- It's not just blue balls,
497
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,439
the men in my family
have a long history
498
00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:44,107
of producing 10 times the
amount of testosterone
499
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,676
of the average Greek
God or gorilla.
500
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,211
We have to have sex every day,
501
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,013
preferably 10 times a day.
502
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:51,948
- Yeah, so you've told me.
503
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:52,949
- Then you know it
could be leading
504
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,684
to explosive penis syndrome.
505
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,686
Rumor has it the last
Pope died from it.
506
00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:58,822
- Freddy, if you don't get
the fuck out of my face
507
00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:01,224
with that shit, you'll be
lucky to get any this trip.
508
00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:02,225
(tense violin music)
509
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,694
- Your fuckin' loss, bitch.
510
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,166
Can I at least jerk
off on your ass?
511
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,100
- Get out!
512
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,507
(crickets chirping)
513
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,217
- Fuckin' blue balls.
514
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:31,921
(heavy breathing)
515
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,194
- [Clerk] You alright, boy?
516
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,930
- Yeah, I'm fine, I'm
just takin' a leak.
517
00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:42,632
Our bathrooms
smells kinda funny.
518
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,767
- Well, you know if you shake
it more than three times,
519
00:41:44,769 --> 00:41:46,769
you're playin' with it.
520
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,138
- Yeah, I've heard that.
521
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:52,909
But I'm only on the
second shake, so I'm good.
522
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:53,843
- Okay.
523
00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:59,716
(engine turns over)
524
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,926
- Yes, right there, right there.
525
00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:15,098
Carrie, come here, get
on my left testicle.
526
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:18,167
Oh, clever girl,
oh, just like that.
527
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,840
(moans)
528
00:42:23,842 --> 00:42:25,909
Jason, get the fuck out.
529
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:29,679
Carrie, oh, yeah.
530
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,018
Goddamn charlie horse.
531
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,854
(metallic clang)
532
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:47,263
(slow melodic instrumental)
533
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,020
(frustrated growl)
534
00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:12,956
(sustained growling)
(thrumming heavy instrumental)
535
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:15,291
(screaming)
536
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,009
- Ah!
537
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,310
Ah! Ah, Carrie!
538
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:38,982
There's someone or
something out there.
539
00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,317
I think she wanted my shoes.
540
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,187
Are you okay?
541
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:45,121
- Why?
542
00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,758
Do I not look okay?
543
00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:52,996
- No you, you look great.
544
00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:54,797
Your hair is pretty.
545
00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:57,867
- I need you to do me a favor.
546
00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,068
- Yeah, what?
547
00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:03,106
- I want you to fuck
me as hard as you can.
548
00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:04,040
- What?
549
00:44:12,183 --> 00:44:15,918
- I want you to fuck
me as hard as you can.
550
00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:23,059
- Fuck it.
551
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:28,665
(toilet flushing)
552
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:31,401
(water splashing)
553
00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:37,407
- Why are you
smoking that in here?
554
00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:39,776
- To get rid of
the smell of sex.
555
00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:41,878
- It doesn't smell
like sex in here.
556
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,280
(static hissing)
557
00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:45,214
- Not yet.
558
00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:50,787
- I'm not having sex with you.
559
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:55,458
- Aight, aight, aight,
how 'bout a nice blow job
560
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,827
for a big red apple?
561
00:44:57,829 --> 00:44:59,062
- What? Ew, no.
562
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,000
- So you'll do it
for free, then?
563
00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:04,867
- Are you stupid?
564
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,736
We're not hooking up.
565
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:14,143
- Okay, Sherlock, why do you
think we are conveniently
566
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,780
here in the same room together?
567
00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:21,117
- This was supposed to
be me and Samara's room.
568
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:22,985
- And Samara invited me.
569
00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:26,756
- And you and Samara
aren't together anymore.
570
00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:29,092
- That's why she ain't here.
571
00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:33,830
(TV static)
572
00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:35,498
- City was better
the first time.
573
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,834
- But I hear Pat's,
like shakin' and shit.
574
00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:38,968
- [TV Actor] You couldn't
hear that 300 pound hit
575
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,169
on top of the hood.
576
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:41,838
- [TV Actor] Fuck you
577
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,373
- [TV Actor] Move your
big ass mother-fucker.
578
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:47,910
(bed squeaking noisily)
579
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,380
(phone buzzing)
(muted TV voices talking)
580
00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:53,349
- [TV Actor] Well,
look, for real?
581
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,118
They say that a little bit.
582
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,453
- [TV Actor] What?
Man, fuck her.
583
00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:00,123
- Who are you texting?
(TV dialog droning)
584
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,824
- Just one of my friends.
585
00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:02,759
- Mmhm.
586
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,228
Guy or girl?
587
00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,162
- Girl.
588
00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:09,265
She's sending me pics
of her new puppy.
589
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,900
- Oh really?
590
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:11,834
- Yeah.
591
00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:13,202
- Lemme see.
592
00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:16,472
- I had to delete it,
my in-box was full.
593
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:18,541
(sighs)
594
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:22,044
Are you being jealous?
595
00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:26,082
- Fuck this.
596
00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,552
- What the fuck
is wrong with you?
597
00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:34,056
- When you say puppy, do you
really mean big fat dick?
598
00:46:34,058 --> 00:46:35,424
- I don't even know what
you're talking about.
599
00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:37,193
- Oh, really?
- Really.
600
00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:40,797
- I saw the pictures
on your phone, Pam.
601
00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:41,898
- You went through my phone?
602
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,366
How crazy are you?
603
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:49,939
- Not crazy enough
to be with you.
604
00:46:49,941 --> 00:46:51,440
(door slams)
605
00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:52,375
- Fucker.
606
00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:57,013
Dirk, you better get
back here, you pussy
607
00:46:57,015 --> 00:46:58,581
or I'm never gonna
fuck you again.
608
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,551
- I've had better
sex in boot camp.
609
00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:04,821
- Dirk.
610
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:10,960
(screams)
(tense orchestral music)
611
00:47:10,962 --> 00:47:13,029
(slams)
612
00:47:14,098 --> 00:47:18,301
(growling)
(screaming)
613
00:47:22,207 --> 00:47:23,840
(violin screeching)
614
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,474
- Damn, boy, you like
you're a fart away
615
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:26,976
from shittin' yourself.
616
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:28,344
- [Dirk] I'm sorry, sir.
617
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,946
- Everything all
right with your room?
618
00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:34,116
- Yeah, room's fine, it's
just the bitch that's in it.
619
00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:40,122
- Hey, dickbag.
620
00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:41,424
- Excuse me?
621
00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:45,228
- You got a bloody
hitchhiker riding with you.
622
00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:52,235
Hold still while I flick it off.
623
00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:56,239
(squelching)
624
00:47:59,911 --> 00:48:00,910
- Thanks.
625
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:03,246
- [Clerk] Don't mention it.
626
00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:11,153
(screaming)
627
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:17,660
(squishing thud)
628
00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:29,205
(splattering)
629
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:34,410
(screaming)
630
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:38,514
(slurping chomps)
631
00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:45,021
(rhythmic groans)
632
00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:45,922
- Fuck me.
633
00:48:45,924 --> 00:48:47,189
- [Jason] I am.
634
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:49,358
- Fuck me!
- I am!
635
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,295
(rhythmic groans)
636
00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:05,274
Carrie?
637
00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:08,110
Carrie?
638
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:10,479
Carrie?
639
00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:19,388
(frightened groans)
640
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:21,057
Oh, what the fuck?
641
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:29,165
(wet chomping)
(screaming)
642
00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,499
Oh, fuck!
643
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:33,035
(screaming)
644
00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:50,753
(groans)
645
00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:51,721
- Oh, fuck.
646
00:49:56,995 --> 00:49:57,727
Oh, yeah.
647
00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:08,704
Right there, oh,
this is awesome.
648
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:11,173
Yeah.
649
00:50:11,175 --> 00:50:14,110
(heavy breathing)
650
00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:18,714
- I was wonderin' when
you were gonna come to.
651
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,516
- Oh, what the fuck?
652
00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:26,222
- That's a pretty nice goose
egg you got on your noggin.
653
00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,657
Why don't you put your
peter back in your pants?
654
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:30,693
Follow your
chicken-chokin' ass with me
655
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:33,763
and I'll have the
missus fix you up.
656
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,199
- No, I'm alright, man.
657
00:50:41,773 --> 00:50:45,174
(creepy instrumental)
658
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,082
What the fuck.
659
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,152
Carrie?
660
00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:57,553
What's up with the lights?
661
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,487
Carrie?
662
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:01,090
Oh, there you are.
663
00:51:02,326 --> 00:51:04,126
And you're naked.
664
00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,795
What a nice surprise.
665
00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:08,464
You been waitin' for me?
666
00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:10,132
(whimpers)
667
00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:12,802
What can daddy do for you?
668
00:51:12,804 --> 00:51:14,270
I know.
669
00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:16,405
Freddy will fix you right up.
670
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,339
Oh, yeah.
671
00:51:20,478 --> 00:51:23,546
I've been waitin'
for this all week.
672
00:51:30,154 --> 00:51:32,421
You're a little dry.
673
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,690
I'm gonna be wettin'
you up with my tongue.
674
00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:37,126
(slurping)
675
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,196
You're a bit stinky
tonight baby,
676
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,832
but, I love it
when you're stinky.
677
00:51:46,737 --> 00:51:49,205
Some of your dinner slipped
down into your lunchbox, babe,
678
00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:51,273
but I love peanuts, too.
679
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,813
(slurping)
680
00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:01,684
Man, your clit is so
swollen it's like two clits.
681
00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:02,818
And a banana.
682
00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,626
Let me get little
Freddy in there,
683
00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:13,429
I mean big Freddy in there, now.
684
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,800
You're a little
extra tight, baby.
685
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,435
(groaning)
686
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:20,369
Oh, yeah.
687
00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:23,606
Fuck.
688
00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,407
Ah, this feels good.
689
00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:27,176
Fuck.
690
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:30,746
(groaning)
691
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:31,680
Oh, shit.
692
00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:40,256
Oh, shit.
693
00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,261
Oh, fuck.
694
00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:50,666
I'm gonna have to hit
you up on the recharge.
695
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,868
(moaning)
696
00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:06,682
- Brooklyn, I invited
Samara, she invited you.
697
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:10,186
You two aren't
together anymore, yet,
698
00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:12,821
you're here and she's not.
699
00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:15,758
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
700
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:21,430
- So, what you're saying is.
701
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:24,967
I make you feel safe.
702
00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:26,335
- What?
703
00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:28,304
Where would you get
an idea like that?
704
00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:32,541
- It's aight, it's aight,
I know what you meant.
705
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,943
I'll protect you.
706
00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:37,246
You see these?
707
00:53:38,282 --> 00:53:40,916
These are considered
deadly weapons.
708
00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:44,353
They are registered
in all 65 states.
709
00:53:44,355 --> 00:53:47,423
I shouldn't even be
wearin' these right now.
710
00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:49,458
Why you think I had to
move out of Brooklyn?
711
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:51,760
'Cause I was banned.
712
00:53:51,762 --> 00:53:54,763
You wanna know what
my warrior name was?
713
00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,966
Big Fat Dick Deadly Hands.
714
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:04,340
I can't even jerk off with
these bad boys no mo'.
715
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,678
- [Christine] I'm
going for a walk.
716
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,914
- Cool, can you bring
me back a sweet tea
717
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,415
and some Ginger Snaps?
718
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,550
- Yeah, sure.
719
00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:24,760
(soft snoring)
720
00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:40,643
- Oh, yeah, baby.
721
00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:47,950
Oh, you still got
a good grip on me.
722
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:52,788
Feels like someone's
ready for round two.
723
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:55,291
(groaning)
724
00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:00,529
Oh, fuck.
725
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,798
You like that, baby?
726
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,401
Yeah, you do like that.
727
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:06,335
Oh.
728
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:11,507
Okay, I'm gonna go again.
729
00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,509
Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
730
00:55:16,047 --> 00:55:16,979
Oh.
731
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:22,584
(kisses)
732
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:24,420
Okay.
733
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:27,690
Carrie?
734
00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:29,658
Come on.
735
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:30,826
Come on, loosen up, Carrie.
736
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,562
Come on, I can't pull it out.
737
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,897
Carrie, come on.
738
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,900
Come on, you gotta let go.
739
00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:39,635
Carrie?
740
00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:41,670
What the hell?
741
00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:45,074
(sinister orchestral music)
742
00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:47,443
Oh, what the fuck?
743
00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:49,378
Oh, no no no no no no.
744
00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,981
Fuck you fat faggy fuck.
745
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,583
Come on, come on.
746
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,854
Get off me, you fat, fat, fuck.
747
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:02,524
(heavy thud)
748
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:06,128
Oh, no, no no no no,
get the fuck off me,
749
00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:08,564
you fat, fat, fuck.
750
00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,699
Fuck, no, no no no no no.
751
00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:12,801
No, no, no.
752
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:19,908
(bill changer whirring)
753
00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:26,648
(sighs)
754
00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:28,851
(banging)
755
00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:39,628
(bangs)
756
00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:42,431
(soda clatters)
757
00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,068
- Thanks.
758
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,036
- [Dirk] You're welcome.
759
00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,772
- Broke stranger with manners?
760
00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:54,576
- I'm just trying to change the
rogue strangers are bad rep.
761
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,779
- I'm sorry, are
you hitting on me?
762
00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:57,713
- What?
763
00:56:57,715 --> 00:57:00,783
- You're Pamela's
boyfriend, aren't you?
764
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:02,184
- I was.
765
00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:05,821
But I just found out
she's been cheating on me.
766
00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:06,688
(soda clatters)
767
00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,056
- God, I'm sorry.
768
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:10,526
I feel like such an idiot.
769
00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:11,860
- No, it's cool.
770
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,663
Don't worry about it.
771
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,032
- Wait.
772
00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:20,469
I'm Christine.
773
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:22,905
- I'm Dirk.
774
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,142
- So are you headed
to the beach, or
775
00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:29,745
- I was.
776
00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:31,980
Not so sure now, though.
777
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:32,848
You?
778
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,917
- Yeah, me and my BFF.
779
00:57:34,919 --> 00:57:36,118
- That's cool.
780
00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:39,955
- Um.
781
00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:44,159
So you're in the Army, right?
782
00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:48,564
- Yeah, I was, up 'til
a couple weeks ago.
783
00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:51,200
It's a long story, bad ending.
784
00:57:51,202 --> 00:57:52,968
- You're really on quite
the roll, aren't you Dirk?
785
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:56,171
- (chuckles) Yeah,
that's for sure.
786
00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:57,639
- You wanna talk about it?
787
00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:59,508
- Mm, no, that's cool.
788
00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:03,946
- I won't judge you.
789
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:08,517
- Okay.
790
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,122
- Were you overseas?
791
00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:15,190
- No, local.
792
00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:17,960
I just got outta boot
camp and realized
793
00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:19,728
it wasn't really my thing.
794
00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:20,662
- No?
795
00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:24,967
- Na, that's more or
less my dad's dream.
796
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,906
Did you know, on average,
12 people a year die
797
00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,941
from vending machines
falling on them?
798
00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,811
- Do vending machines just
randomly fall onto people?
799
00:58:35,813 --> 00:58:37,079
- Oh, no.
800
00:58:37,081 --> 00:58:39,047
Most of the time,
people just get pissed.
801
00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:42,985
They lose their money or
their snack and they shake it.
802
00:58:42,987 --> 00:58:44,686
The other ones are
random, though.
803
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:46,221
Like, fluke earthquakes.
804
00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:48,957
- And why are you putting
your vending machine expertise
805
00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:50,726
on display for me?
806
00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:53,595
Are you trying to
impress a girl?
807
00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:58,967
- Well, dangerous vending
machine, dark motel,
808
00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:00,135
late at night.
809
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:03,772
Shouldn't you have your
boyfriend take care of this?
810
00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:06,008
- Well, I don't
have a boyfriend.
811
00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:06,875
- Oh, no?
812
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,010
- [Christine] No.
813
00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,177
- Cool.
814
00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:11,914
- (laughing) So you
are hitting on me.
815
00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,916
- What if I was?
816
00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:14,950
- That depends.
817
00:59:14,952 --> 00:59:16,585
Are you a psychotic rapist?
818
00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:18,153
- What if I was?
819
00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,688
(laughing)
820
00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:22,124
I mean, no, no, I'm
nothin' like that at all.
821
00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:24,026
- I don't think you would
tell me if you were.
822
00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:26,028
- No, no, I'd say something.
823
00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:29,131
Psychotic rapists
take a solemn oath.
824
00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:34,770
- Well, Dirk, go
ahead and hit on me.
825
00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,004
See where it takes you.
826
00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,105
- Alright.
827
00:59:37,107 --> 00:59:38,140
(soda bubbles noisily)
828
00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:40,275
Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
829
00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:41,843
I'm so sorry.
830
00:59:41,845 --> 00:59:44,313
(groaning)
831
00:59:44,315 --> 00:59:47,983
- Goddamn, you are one
hefty motherfucker.
832
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,085
Oh.
833
00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:53,021
(heavy breathing)
834
00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:02,631
What the fuck?
(loud wailing growling)
835
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:07,369
Get the fuck off me!
836
01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:11,607
(snarling)
837
01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:16,044
Get the fuck off.
838
01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:26,788
(gas hissing)
839
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:28,991
(choking)
840
01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:37,265
Lights out.
841
01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:41,403
(snarls)
(electricity crackles)
842
01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:46,375
This is the worst
spring break, ever.
843
01:00:47,878 --> 01:00:49,277
- [Christine] So,
after I graduate,
844
01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,712
I'm gonna go to
veterinarian school.
845
01:00:50,714 --> 01:00:52,280
- [Dirk] Oh, so
you like animals?
846
01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:54,016
- [Christine] No, I hate them.
847
01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:54,950
Duh.
848
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,086
My dad's a vet, too.
849
01:00:58,088 --> 01:00:59,321
- Oh, your dad was in the war?
850
01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:00,756
- Shut up, Dirk.
851
01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:03,025
(laughing)
852
01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:05,093
But yeah, I'm a bit of
a daddy's little girl.
853
01:01:05,095 --> 01:01:08,030
- Oh, well, I'm a bit
of a daddy's girl, too.
854
01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:10,866
- You are such a smart ass.
855
01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:13,669
- Okay, okay, cut it out.
856
01:01:13,671 --> 01:01:16,405
No, me, I'm more
of a momma's boy.
857
01:01:17,908 --> 01:01:21,009
- What does your dad think
about you leaving the Army?
858
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:23,779
- Well, he doesn't know I left.
859
01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:26,314
He thinks I graduated,
he even bought me a gun
860
01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,917
as a graduation present.
861
01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:32,821
Just really haven't had the
heart to tell him I left.
862
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:35,757
- Well, I'm sure
he'll understand.
863
01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:40,729
- So, are you a
cat or dog person?
864
01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:47,469
- Well, I love all animals,
but since you're so eager
865
01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:51,940
to categorize me, I would
have to say I'm a cat person.
866
01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:53,375
- Oh, lame.
867
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,776
- What?
868
01:01:54,778 --> 01:01:57,813
- No, you cat people,
you're just weird.
869
01:01:58,849 --> 01:02:00,215
- We are not.
870
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,216
- (Scoffs) No?
- No.
871
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,951
- No, really, you are.
872
01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:06,354
Did you know, on average,
that 12 old ladies a year
873
01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:08,023
die by their cats?
874
01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:09,891
Eaten alive.
875
01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:12,194
- Here's the stats man again.
876
01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:13,795
- No, really, I'm serious.
877
01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:16,865
I'm not talking about the
ones who just horde like 78
878
01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:18,400
of them in their
single-wide trailer.
879
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:21,503
Sometimes, it's the ones that
just have one or two of 'em.
880
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:23,138
They forget to
feed 'em one night
881
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:24,439
and the the next thing you know,
882
01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:25,807
bam!
(squealing laugh)
883
01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,042
(hisses) Kitten chow.
884
01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:29,377
And you cat people are
notoriously violent.
885
01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:30,378
- No.
- Yes.
886
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:35,150
And another thing,
cats are just so dumb.
887
01:02:35,152 --> 01:02:38,019
Now dogs, that is
a smart animal.
888
01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,856
- Cats are way
smarter than dogs.
889
01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:42,257
- Oh, really?
- Mmhm.
890
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:45,994
- And how many drug-sniffing
cats have you heard of?
891
01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:46,862
- 12.
- Oh.
892
01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:48,897
(high-pitched scream)
893
01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:49,865
What was that?
894
01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:51,399
- Sounded like it was Carrie.
895
01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:54,002
(female scream)
896
01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:56,338
(screaming)
897
01:03:02,846 --> 01:03:05,413
(screams)
898
01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:07,015
- Carrie?
899
01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,283
- Stay with me.
900
01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:17,025
(screams)
901
01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:31,273
(screechy jangling music)
902
01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:36,912
(thud)
903
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,180
- Dirk!
- I'm sorry!
904
01:03:38,182 --> 01:03:40,916
It, it was a reaction.
905
01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:41,850
Fuck, run!
906
01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:44,186
Go!
907
01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:51,993
- Get the keys, get
the keys, get the keys.
908
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,161
Quickly, go, go, go, go, go.
909
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,062
- Alright, alright, alright!
910
01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:56,464
(murderous screech)
911
01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:57,332
Shit.
912
01:03:57,334 --> 01:04:00,001
(wailing)
913
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,469
- [Christine] What
are you doing?
914
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:02,337
Oh my God!
915
01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:05,874
(garbled screaming)
916
01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:10,078
- Yo, zombie bitch.
(epic orchestral music)
917
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:13,915
(weapon fires)
918
01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:19,554
- Carrie what happened to you?
919
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:21,890
You were my BFF.
920
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,592
Why? Why?
921
01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:27,963
- Something tells me she's
not your friend anymore.
922
01:04:27,965 --> 01:04:29,931
- What the fuck is going on?
923
01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:32,901
- I don't think we should
stick around to find out.
924
01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:36,538
(enraged growling)
(Christine screaming)
925
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,405
Fuck!
926
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:38,573
- Dirk, Dirk!
927
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:44,579
(Dirk yelling)
(Christine screaming)
928
01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:49,484
(thudding bass music)
929
01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:03,098
- No, no, no!
930
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:04,032
Ah, God.
931
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:07,636
Get off!
932
01:05:07,638 --> 01:05:09,671
(weapon fires)
933
01:05:09,673 --> 01:05:12,407
(weapon fires)
934
01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:20,348
(heavy beathing)
935
01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:42,070
- [Christine] Are you okay?
936
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:44,072
- Yeah, I think so.
937
01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:45,440
Are you okay?
938
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:46,308
- No, what the hell is
going on and why wouldn't
939
01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:47,976
that guy just die?
940
01:05:49,046 --> 01:05:50,345
- I don't know.
941
01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:54,449
- My God, I'm
calling the police.
942
01:06:00,023 --> 01:06:01,556
Hi, yes, police?
943
01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:04,626
You gotta send someone quick.
944
01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:07,729
My best friend just
tried to kill me.
945
01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:12,467
I think it's something she
ate or she's on her period.
946
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:15,136
(zipper zips)
947
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,546
The Redwood Motel.
948
01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,248
Christine.
949
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,984
Yes, please, hurry.
950
01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:33,588
- Have you seen my keys?
951
01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:36,691
- Oh, Carrie.
952
01:06:52,442 --> 01:06:56,177
(low thrumming percussion)
953
01:07:01,785 --> 01:07:04,085
- Come on, come to daddy.
954
01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:06,454
- Oh, Carrie.
955
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:13,128
(soft sobbing)
956
01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:33,314
(malignant violin melody)
957
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,753
- Wha, no no no, no no!
958
01:07:41,191 --> 01:07:42,390
- Dirk!
959
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:45,460
(aggressive growls)
960
01:07:48,298 --> 01:07:50,799
(pained grunt)
961
01:07:54,638 --> 01:07:57,305
- Carrie, please let go of me.
962
01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:01,643
Carrie, please let go of me.
963
01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:06,247
(pained grunts)
964
01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:19,127
(thudding orchestral music)
965
01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:23,431
(soft cries)
966
01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:28,770
- Kick her in the vag.
967
01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:34,175
(squelching)
968
01:08:34,177 --> 01:08:37,145
(whimpering cries)
969
01:08:45,755 --> 01:08:48,423
(wet squelch)
970
01:09:00,437 --> 01:09:02,137
(thud)
971
01:09:02,139 --> 01:09:06,341
(epic instrumental
with vocalization)
972
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:23,324
(weapon fires)
973
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:26,227
(distressed cries)
974
01:09:26,229 --> 01:09:28,663
(weapon fires)
975
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:31,666
(sobbing whimpers)
976
01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:39,707
- Are you okay?
- No!
977
01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:41,276
(music swells)
978
01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:42,510
- [Dirk] Fuck.
979
01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:50,852
Go, go, go, go.
980
01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:54,756
- Yo, shorty, where's
my Ginger Snaps?
981
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:56,824
- Brooklyn, I'm gonna need you
982
01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:59,561
to listen to me very carefully.
983
01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:02,430
- Who the fuck
invited John McClain?
984
01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:03,965
And what's with
the burner, John.
985
01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,900
- It's for protection.
986
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,835
And you need to
listen to your friend.
987
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:09,304
- Yo, only pussies carry guns.
988
01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,572
You see these right here?
989
01:10:10,574 --> 01:10:11,606
Yo, you see these?
990
01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:12,974
- Brooklyn!
991
01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:16,644
Carrie's dead and she's
trying to kill us.
992
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,215
- Who the fuck is Carrie?
993
01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:23,318
- She's still out there.
994
01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:26,387
- Are you guys for real?
995
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:27,789
- No bullshit.
996
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:30,258
- Take a look for yourself.
997
01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:35,797
(suspenseful thrumming music)
998
01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:46,674
- I don't see no dead bitch.
999
01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:47,642
(discordant thudding
instrumental)
1000
01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:50,011
Fuck, fuck, oh, what the fuck?
1001
01:10:50,981 --> 01:10:52,347
Get me out, get the fuck out.
1002
01:10:52,349 --> 01:10:53,948
(arguing screams)
- Hey, relax!
1003
01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:56,351
We have to stay calm, alright?
1004
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,619
- And who the fuck are you?
1005
01:10:57,621 --> 01:11:00,555
- I'm the guy that's
gonna save your ass.
1006
01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:01,689
Call me Dirk.
1007
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:04,826
- What?
1008
01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,694
Is this guy for real?
1009
01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:15,036
(gravel crunching)
1010
01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:18,506
(ominous instrumental)
1011
01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:38,926
- [Officer] Hey, dispatch?
1012
01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,863
What was the address on
that location, again?
1013
01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,867
- [Dispatcher] 713 Brandel
Road, so roger that.
1014
01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:50,505
- [Officer] Yeah, roger
that, I'm on location.
1015
01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:53,608
I don't see any
signs of disturbance.
1016
01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,013
(low growling)
1017
01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:03,685
- Come on, come on, little
Freddy, let's get outta here.
1018
01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:05,520
Yeah, I'm not gay, I'm not gay,
1019
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:07,822
this could happen
to anybody, right?
1020
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,991
Oh, what am I gonna
tell my priest?
1021
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:10,925
Oh, fuck.
1022
01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,697
(banging on door)
1023
01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:16,631
Who is it?
1024
01:12:16,633 --> 01:12:18,966
- [Officer] Police, open up.
1025
01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:21,336
- Really?
1026
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,705
- [Officer] Yeah,
really, open the door.
1027
01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:25,573
- Just a minute.
1028
01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:27,442
- [Officer] Sir, open the door.
1029
01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:30,578
- [Freddy] Just one more second.
1030
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:33,348
- [Officer] Open the door, now.
1031
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,717
Open the door, now!
1032
01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:37,118
- I'm kinda busy right now.
1033
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,587
If you'll leave your name,
your number at the tone,
1034
01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:42,423
I'll be sure to get back to
you as soon as possible, beep.
1035
01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:44,559
- [Officer] Alright, sir,
I'm gonna give you a count
1036
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,694
of three and then I'm
gonna kick the door in.
1037
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,529
One.
- Hold on, one minute.
1038
01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:49,864
- [Officer] Two.
1039
01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:52,066
Three!
1040
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,702
(door clangs)
1041
01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:56,437
What's goin' on in here?
1042
01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:59,540
- Nothin' man, we
were just sleepin'.
1043
01:13:00,777 --> 01:13:02,143
- Sir.
1044
01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:04,145
- Sir, he's dead tired.
1045
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:12,620
(sighs)
1046
01:13:12,622 --> 01:13:14,155
(sniffs)
(clears throat)
1047
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:17,592
Why are you guys
so close together?
1048
01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:20,461
- Um, we just
finished, you know.
1049
01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:31,439
- (chuckling) You guys from
like California or something?
1050
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,575
- No, man, we're just
headed towards the beach
1051
01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:37,512
and we just stopped
here for the night.
1052
01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:39,847
- Yeah, well what
happened to your head?
1053
01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:42,116
- I got caught on a zipper?
1054
01:13:45,522 --> 01:13:47,522
- Did you guys hear any other
kind of noises or anything?
1055
01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:49,157
Like screams or somethin'?
1056
01:13:49,159 --> 01:13:50,024
- [Freddy] Besides us?
1057
01:13:50,026 --> 01:13:51,492
No, not really.
1058
01:13:52,829 --> 01:13:55,029
- Well, how 'bout you
keep it down, then, huh?
1059
01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:56,964
- Yes, Sir, thank you.
1060
01:13:57,834 --> 01:14:00,968
(Jason moans)
1061
01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:02,203
- What was that?
1062
01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:03,938
- Nothin', he's just
having a bad dream.
1063
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,673
Isn't that right, baby?
1064
01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:09,877
(kisses) Oh, come
on, go to sleep.
1065
01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:11,546
- You guys just be safe.
1066
01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:14,482
- You too, sir,
have a good night.
1067
01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:23,458
How could I think your
balls were two clits?
1068
01:14:24,527 --> 01:14:28,029
(suspenseful string music)
1069
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,033
- Freeze!
1070
01:14:32,035 --> 01:14:33,201
- Thank God, officer.
1071
01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:35,136
- Why don't you put that
gun down, right now.
1072
01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:37,738
- Yo, he's Dirk.
- Quiet!
1073
01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:39,540
- Your gun, sir.
- Okay.
1074
01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:40,775
I'm putting it down.
1075
01:14:40,777 --> 01:14:44,512
- We're the ones
that called you, Sir.
1076
01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:46,664
- [Dirk] Nice and
easy, here you go.
1077
01:14:46,665 --> 01:14:48,815
- [Christine] Someone or
something is trying to kill us.
1078
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,685
- Back away slowly.
1079
01:14:50,687 --> 01:14:53,754
Keep your hands
where I can see 'em.
1080
01:14:55,124 --> 01:14:56,691
- Why aren't you
listening to us?
1081
01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:58,192
- Miss.
1082
01:14:58,194 --> 01:15:00,027
Hands where I can see 'em.
1083
01:15:00,029 --> 01:15:02,497
(whistles)
1084
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,100
Hey, Dispatch.
1085
01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:07,535
- Sir?
1086
01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,837
- [Dispatcher] Go for dispatch.
1087
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,272
- Dispatch, yeah,
I'm over at the motel
1088
01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:14,742
and I don't know what the
hell's goin' on over here.
1089
01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:15,743
Yeah. Miss!
1090
01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:17,612
Back up, stay vertical.
1091
01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:19,981
- Zombies is what's going on!
1092
01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:22,717
You mother-fucking prick.
1093
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:26,654
So tell them to send for
the fucking SWAT team
1094
01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:28,589
and bring your
mother-fucking Army.
1095
01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:29,957
- Christine?
1096
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:32,126
- And, between all of those
fucks, tell them to pray
1097
01:15:32,128 --> 01:15:34,028
for a fucking
miracle that I don't
1098
01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:36,564
shove a fireball up your ass!
1099
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:38,165
- Christine!
- What!
1100
01:15:40,637 --> 01:15:43,538
- Young lady, do not move!
1101
01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:44,205
- Sir?
1102
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:45,540
- This--
- Sir?
1103
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,307
- What?
1104
01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:47,241
- Behind you.
1105
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:49,977
(music swells)
1106
01:15:52,549 --> 01:15:54,248
- What the fuck?
1107
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,950
(rhythmic breathing)
1108
01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:57,184
Yo, put that shit away.
1109
01:15:57,186 --> 01:15:58,052
(measured growling)
1110
01:15:58,054 --> 01:15:59,720
- Hey, freeze!
1111
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,622
(sustained growl)
1112
01:16:01,624 --> 01:16:04,058
(officer screaming)
1113
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,560
- I'm never jerking off again.
1114
01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:08,930
(officer screaming)
1115
01:16:08,932 --> 01:16:11,799
(flesh sizzling)
1116
01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:19,106
(Freddy grunting)
1117
01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:20,908
- Oh, what the fuck?
1118
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:28,783
What the fuck,
this sucks so bad.
1119
01:16:29,619 --> 01:16:31,752
Worst spring break, ever.
1120
01:16:32,655 --> 01:16:36,023
(suspenseful orchestral music)
1121
01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:38,859
Jason, what the fuck dude?
1122
01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:39,827
What the fuck?
1123
01:16:39,829 --> 01:16:40,761
Stop.
1124
01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:43,331
What the fuck.
1125
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:45,700
No.
1126
01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:50,304
Jason, what the fuck, man?
1127
01:16:50,306 --> 01:16:52,039
(strident musical vocalization)
1128
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,976
Jason, what the fuck
are you doin' man?
1129
01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,043
Jason, stop.
1130
01:16:57,146 --> 01:16:58,045
Jason.
1131
01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:58,980
No, Jason!
1132
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,916
You will not go out that door.
1133
01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:03,718
No, I will not be
seen like this.
1134
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,219
No! Stop it!
1135
01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:07,788
You're not gonna make me gay!
1136
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,360
No, Jason, stop!
1137
01:17:12,362 --> 01:17:13,227
Stop!
1138
01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:15,763
(forceful grunting)
1139
01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:17,865
Ah, I'm not gonna die like this.
1140
01:17:17,867 --> 01:17:20,201
I'm not gonna die like this.
1141
01:17:21,337 --> 01:17:24,138
(pained grunts)
1142
01:17:28,011 --> 01:17:30,845
(bones cracking)
1143
01:17:38,388 --> 01:17:39,320
- [Dirk] Come on
1144
01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:41,389
- Come on, the keys, the keys.
1145
01:17:41,391 --> 01:17:43,057
Come on, the keys!
1146
01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:44,892
I'm fucked!
1147
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:51,699
(muted screams)
(ferocious yowls)
1148
01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:55,936
(weapon firing)
1149
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,075
(glass squeaking)
1150
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:07,214
(thuds)
1151
01:18:07,216 --> 01:18:08,249
- Run! Run!
1152
01:18:11,988 --> 01:18:16,190
(snarling)
(weapon firing)
1153
01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:19,026
(pained grunts)
1154
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:22,897
(thrumming percussive music)
1155
01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:38,779
(whimpering)
1156
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:50,324
- Wake up!
1157
01:18:52,195 --> 01:18:53,127
Pam?
1158
01:18:54,964 --> 01:18:58,032
(slow piano melody)
1159
01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:11,746
(squelching chomp)
(struggling groans)
1160
01:19:19,522 --> 01:19:22,389
(stomping thuds)
1161
01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:29,096
(terrified whimpers)
1162
01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:56,390
(muted footsteps)
1163
01:19:57,794 --> 01:20:00,795
(aggressive growl)
1164
01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:10,971
(discordant instrumental melody)
1165
01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:20,481
(demonic vocalization)
1166
01:20:57,119 --> 01:20:59,286
(choking)
1167
01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:28,315
(squelching flesh)
1168
01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,150
- Fuck me.
1169
01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:34,121
- You've been fucked.
1170
01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:35,256
(weapon fires)
1171
01:21:35,258 --> 01:21:38,459
(hysterical whimpers)
1172
01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:42,930
(metallic thud)
1173
01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:46,066
(horrified whimpers)
1174
01:21:49,639 --> 01:21:50,604
- You okay?
1175
01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:52,406
- Yeah.
1176
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,675
(rattling)
1177
01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:57,344
(wet squelch)
1178
01:22:03,586 --> 01:22:04,518
Thank you.
1179
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:08,589
- You know, it's a
good night for America.
1180
01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:09,456
- What?
1181
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:12,359
(metallic clang)
1182
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:17,531
(pained groans)
1183
01:22:42,558 --> 01:22:44,625
(weapon fires)
1184
01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:47,428
(water running)
1185
01:23:01,744 --> 01:23:04,611
(metallic clang)
1186
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:10,684
(squelch)
1187
01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:17,191
(creepy jangling instrumental)
1188
01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:27,201
(muffled screams)
1189
01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:36,777
(muffled screams)
1190
01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:43,650
- Now, I don't know what you
kids want here, but I like it.
1191
01:23:57,099 --> 01:23:58,465
I feel you.
1192
01:23:58,467 --> 01:24:01,468
(maniacal laughter)
1193
01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:26,493
You know what I could
go for right now?
1194
01:24:26,495 --> 01:24:29,696
I could go for some
fresh finger food.
1195
01:24:30,633 --> 01:24:33,700
(screams increasing)
1196
01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:35,169
How 'bout you, honey?
1197
01:24:35,171 --> 01:24:36,170
- One each!
1198
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,239
- Everybody sucks.
1199
01:24:48,350 --> 01:24:51,552
(screaming increases)
1200
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:06,100
What the hell?
(furious growling)
1201
01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:08,435
(squelches)
1202
01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:23,484
- Shoot him in the brains!
1203
01:25:23,486 --> 01:25:26,186
(weapon fires)
1204
01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:29,823
Shoot him in the other brain.
1205
01:25:32,261 --> 01:25:33,193
(weapon fires)
1206
01:25:33,195 --> 01:25:36,263
(long pained groan)
1207
01:25:38,667 --> 01:25:42,402
(inhuman lyrical groaning)
1208
01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:53,680
(wet squelch)
1209
01:26:08,564 --> 01:26:09,530
Come on!
1210
01:26:09,532 --> 01:26:13,600
(triumphant instrumental)
1211
01:26:13,602 --> 01:26:16,537
(electronic buzz)
1212
01:26:22,378 --> 01:26:24,578
C'mon, gimme the keys, go!
1213
01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:40,527
Let's check the fuck out.
1214
01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:41,895
(suspenseful orchestral melody)
1215
01:26:41,897 --> 01:26:43,697
- [Both] No, no, no.
1216
01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:48,936
(growling)
(screaming)
1217
01:27:46,729 --> 01:27:48,829
- Fuck you, bitch.
1218
01:27:48,831 --> 01:27:51,832
(pained screaming)
1219
01:27:55,371 --> 01:27:59,439
(heavy percussive orchestration)
1220
01:28:11,754 --> 01:28:14,821
- Penis, penis,
penis, I want penis.
1221
01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:25,999
Penis in my butt, I want
penis in my butt, in my
1222
01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:33,540
(thuds)
1223
01:28:41,784 --> 01:28:42,716
- Fucker!
1224
01:28:50,726 --> 01:28:52,426
(screaming)
1225
01:28:52,428 --> 01:28:55,062
(both screaming)
1226
01:29:04,606 --> 01:29:07,941
(uptempo violin melody)
1227
01:29:21,357 --> 01:29:22,823
- I wanna go home.
1228
01:29:24,626 --> 01:29:25,759
- I'll drive.
1229
01:29:28,597 --> 01:29:30,997
(doors slam)
1230
01:29:39,675 --> 01:29:42,876
(mellow instrumental)
1231
01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:56,723
(jangling discord)
1232
01:29:58,026 --> 01:30:00,827
(mellow guitar)
1233
01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:26,520
- Hey, I just wanted
to say thank you.
1234
01:30:27,790 --> 01:30:29,122
- You're welcome
1235
01:30:30,025 --> 01:30:31,691
And hey, thanks for ah
1236
01:30:31,693 --> 01:30:33,894
(kissing)
1237
01:30:40,169 --> 01:30:42,736
(hawk cries)
1238
01:30:44,072 --> 01:30:46,006
Oh my God!
- What?
1239
01:30:46,008 --> 01:30:46,873
What is it?
1240
01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:49,743
(ominous melody)
1241
01:30:57,953 --> 01:31:00,086
What did you do to me?
1242
01:31:00,088 --> 01:31:01,721
- I didn't know!
1243
01:31:01,723 --> 01:31:02,956
I must be immune.
1244
01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:04,224
- Stay away from me!
1245
01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:05,492
- Christine!
1246
01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:07,794
Christine!
1247
01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:09,696
- Stay away from me, you stay a
1248
01:31:09,698 --> 01:31:12,632
(screeching thud)
1249
01:31:19,107 --> 01:31:20,841
- Are you one a them?
1250
01:31:20,843 --> 01:31:22,576
Are you one of them?
1251
01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:23,510
- No.
1252
01:31:25,581 --> 01:31:26,246
- [Woody] Oh, shit!
1253
01:31:26,248 --> 01:31:29,149
(weapons firing)
1254
01:31:35,157 --> 01:31:36,957
Was she one of them?
1255
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:39,926
She was pretty.
1256
01:31:39,928 --> 01:31:41,261
- Yeah, she was.
1257
01:31:43,232 --> 01:31:44,798
- Where you headed?
1258
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:46,032
- South.
1259
01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:48,001
That's where my family is.
1260
01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:50,270
- We just came from south,
man, it's fuckin' chaos.
1261
01:31:50,272 --> 01:31:51,872
- Fuckers are everywhere.
1262
01:31:51,874 --> 01:31:53,507
- Is there anyone left?
1263
01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:54,241
- A few.
1264
01:31:56,945 --> 01:31:57,844
Where you goin'?
1265
01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,513
- South.
1266
01:31:59,515 --> 01:32:00,614
- [Eugene] Didn't you hear
what we just said, man?
1267
01:32:00,616 --> 01:32:01,681
Ain't nothin' down there.
1268
01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:03,884
- I'll take my chances.
1269
01:32:03,886 --> 01:32:06,520
- [Eugene] What exactly
do you think you gonna do?
1270
01:32:06,522 --> 01:32:10,690
- Earth just Googled hero,
and I came up number one.
1271
01:32:10,692 --> 01:32:11,558
What the
1272
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:12,726
(crunch)
1273
01:32:12,728 --> 01:32:16,096
¶ And there was nothin'
left to do but die.
1274
01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:18,732
¶ But now I think
I see the light
1275
01:32:18,734 --> 01:32:20,267
¶ I think I see the light
1276
01:32:20,269 --> 01:32:22,569
¶ Through the crack in my coffin
1277
01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:24,638
¶ I think I see the light
1278
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,673
¶ I think I see the light
1279
01:32:26,675 --> 01:32:28,208
¶ I think I see the light
1280
01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:31,878
¶ And my soul is
gonna be alright
1281
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:34,648
¶ Because I think
I see the light
1282
01:32:34,650 --> 01:32:36,016
¶ I think I see the light
1283
01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,918
¶ Through the crack in my coffin
1284
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:40,620
¶ I think I see the light
1285
01:32:40,622 --> 01:32:42,055
¶ I think I see the light
1286
01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:43,657
¶ I think I see the light
1287
01:32:43,659 --> 01:32:47,761
¶ And my soul is
gonna be alright
1288
01:32:47,763 --> 01:32:51,665
¶ I was already packed
and all ready to go
1289
01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:55,669
¶ When the reaper came a-callin
1290
01:32:55,671 --> 01:32:57,337
¶ I was prayin' to the Lord
1291
01:32:57,339 --> 01:32:59,272
¶ Please come and save my soul
1292
01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:03,944
¶ While my body was a-thawin
1293
01:33:03,946 --> 01:33:05,345
¶ My body is deceased
1294
01:33:05,347 --> 01:33:08,148
¶ My body is deceased
1295
01:33:08,150 --> 01:33:09,182
¶ My body is deceased
1296
01:33:09,184 --> 01:33:11,284
¶ And the worms are gonna feast
1297
01:33:11,286 --> 01:33:13,219
¶ My body is deceased
1298
01:33:13,221 --> 01:33:15,155
¶ My body is deceased
1299
01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:18,692
¶ But I think I
finally see the light
1300
01:33:18,694 --> 01:33:19,659
¶ Oh yeah
1301
01:33:19,661 --> 01:33:21,061
¶ I think I see the light
1302
01:33:21,063 --> 01:33:22,796
¶ I think I see the light
1303
01:33:22,798 --> 01:33:24,931
¶ Through the crack in my coffin
1304
01:33:24,933 --> 01:33:26,967
¶ I think I see the light
1305
01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:28,902
¶ I think I see the light
1306
01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:30,370
¶ I think I see the light
1307
01:33:30,372 --> 01:33:34,708
¶ And my soul is
gonna be alright
1308
01:33:34,710 --> 01:33:38,645
¶ I was already packed
and all ready to go
1309
01:33:38,647 --> 01:33:42,649
¶ When the reaper came a-callin
1310
01:33:42,651 --> 01:33:44,217
¶ I was prayin' to the Lord
1311
01:33:44,219 --> 01:33:46,252
¶ Please come and save my soul
1312
01:33:46,254 --> 01:33:50,323
¶ While my body was a thawin
1313
01:33:50,325 --> 01:33:52,258
¶ My body is deceased
1314
01:33:52,260 --> 01:33:54,227
¶ My body is deceased
1315
01:33:54,229 --> 01:33:55,996
¶ My body is deceased
1316
01:33:55,998 --> 01:33:58,231
¶ And the worms are gonna feast
1317
01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,100
¶ My body is deceased
1318
01:34:00,102 --> 01:34:02,068
¶ My body is deceased
1319
01:34:02,070 --> 01:34:05,238
¶ But I think I
finally see the light
1320
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:06,172
¶ Oh yeah
1321
01:34:06,174 --> 01:34:07,874
¶ I think I see the light
1322
01:34:07,876 --> 01:34:09,743
¶ I think I see the light
1323
01:34:09,745 --> 01:34:11,411
¶ Through the crack in my coffin
1324
01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:13,847
¶ I think I see the light
1325
01:34:13,849 --> 01:34:15,782
¶ I think I see the light
1326
01:34:15,784 --> 01:34:17,250
¶ I think I see the light
1327
01:34:17,252 --> 01:34:21,121
¶ And my soul is
gonna be all right
1328
01:34:21,123 --> 01:34:23,206
¶ Yeah
1329
01:34:23,207 --> 01:34:25,290
¶ I was already packed
and all ready to go
1330
01:34:25,293 --> 01:34:29,129
¶ When the reaper came a-callin'
1331
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:30,964
¶ I was prayin' to the Lord
1332
01:34:30,966 --> 01:34:32,966
¶ Won't you come
and save my soul
1333
01:34:32,968 --> 01:34:36,803
¶ While my body was a-thawin'
1334
01:34:36,805 --> 01:34:39,072
¶ Well they put me in the ground
1335
01:34:39,074 --> 01:34:41,041
¶ They put me in the ground
1336
01:34:41,043 --> 01:34:42,676
¶ The preacher said a prayer
1337
01:34:42,678 --> 01:34:44,911
¶ As they were lowerin' me down
1338
01:34:44,913 --> 01:34:46,780
¶ They put me in the ground
1339
01:34:46,782 --> 01:34:48,281
¶ They put me in the ground
1340
01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:52,218
¶ But I think I
finally see the light
1341
01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:54,721
¶ Well, I think I see the light
1342
01:34:54,723 --> 01:34:56,156
¶ I think I see the light
1343
01:34:56,158 --> 01:34:58,091
¶ Through the crack in my coffin
1344
01:34:58,093 --> 01:35:00,393
¶ I think I see the light
1345
01:35:00,395 --> 01:35:02,395
¶ I think I see the light
1346
01:35:02,397 --> 01:35:03,930
¶ I think I see the light
1347
01:35:03,932 --> 01:35:07,801
¶ And my soul is
gonna be alright
1348
01:35:07,803 --> 01:35:10,136
¶ Because I think
I see the light
1349
01:35:10,138 --> 01:35:11,838
¶ I think I see the light
1350
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:13,807
¶ Through the crack in my coffin
1351
01:35:13,809 --> 01:35:16,042
¶ I think I see the light
1352
01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:18,044
¶ I think I see the light
1353
01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:19,479
¶ I think I see the light
1354
01:35:19,481 --> 01:35:23,383
¶ And my soul is
gonna be alright
1355
01:35:23,385 --> 01:35:27,220
¶ And my soul is
gonna be alright
1356
01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:28,354
¶ And my soul
1357
01:35:28,356 --> 01:35:32,192
("Mean Motherfucker Blues")
1358
01:35:51,313 --> 01:35:52,879
¶ I woke up one mornin'
1359
01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:56,015
¶ And I kicked my dog
1360
01:35:56,017 --> 01:35:58,017
¶ I beat my neighbor's head in
1361
01:35:58,019 --> 01:36:01,521
¶ With a big maple log
1362
01:36:01,523 --> 01:36:03,456
¶ Then I called his
big fat hairy wife
1363
01:36:03,458 --> 01:36:05,525
¶ A big fat hairy slob
1364
01:36:05,527 --> 01:36:08,795
¶ I had the blues
1365
01:36:08,797 --> 01:36:12,432
¶ The mean motherfucker blues
1366
01:36:12,434 --> 01:36:15,235
(guitar bridge)
1367
01:36:32,420 --> 01:36:37,090
¶ I stole this car
and I headed downtown
1368
01:36:37,092 --> 01:36:38,424
¶ Saw the paperboy
1369
01:36:38,426 --> 01:36:42,295
I ran that little bastard down
1370
01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:43,930
Threw it in reverse
1371
01:36:43,932 --> 01:36:46,432
And squashed his brains into the ground
1372
01:36:46,434 --> 01:36:49,569
I had the blues
1373
01:36:49,571 --> 01:36:53,473
The mean motherfucker blues
1374
01:37:13,261 --> 01:37:17,597
I was doin' 90
and I heard that siren wail
1375
01:37:17,599 --> 01:37:22,001
Cop pulls me over,
says he's takin' me to jail
106855
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