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Let's start with the big news of the day
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Let's start with the big news of the day
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Let's start with the big news of the day
now. Not the Knicks parade. We'll get to
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now. Not the Knicks parade. We'll get to
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now. Not the Knicks parade. We'll get to
that later. How many times do I have to
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that later. How many times do I have to
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that later. How many times do I have to
tell you kids you can't have your Knicks
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tell you kids you can't have your Knicks
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tell you kids you can't have your Knicks
parade until you finish your Iran war?
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parade until you finish your Iran war?
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parade until you finish your Iran war?
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Okay,
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Okay,
but speaking of that, great news. The
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but speaking of that, great news. The
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but speaking of that, great news. The
Iran war is finished. In the gilded
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Iran war is finished. In the gilded
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Iran war is finished. In the gilded
halls of Versailles,
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halls of Versailles,
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halls of Versailles,
>> President Trump marking the end of the
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>> President Trump marking the end of the
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>> President Trump marking the end of the
G7 summit by signing a memorandum of
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G7 summit by signing a memorandum of
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G7 summit by signing a memorandum of
understanding with Iran.
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That was it.
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That was it.
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That was it.
That was signing the peace treaty. It
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That was signing the peace treaty. It
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That was signing the peace treaty. It
felt more like paying the bill after
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felt more like paying the bill after
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felt more like paying the bill after
dinner.
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dinner.
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dinner.
Did Did Aron get the jalapeno poppers?
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Did Did Aron get the jalapeno poppers?
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Did Did Aron get the jalapeno poppers?
Cuz I didn't I didn't have any of the
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Cuz I didn't I didn't have any of the
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Cuz I didn't I didn't have any of the
poppers. I shouldn't have to pay for
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poppers. I shouldn't have to pay for
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poppers. I shouldn't have to pay for
half the poppers.
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half the poppers.
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half the poppers.
Although, I can understand why Trump
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Although, I can understand why Trump
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Although, I can understand why Trump
didn't want a bigger ceremony than this.
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didn't want a bigger ceremony than this.
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didn't want a bigger ceremony than this.
If you if you look at the details of
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If you if you look at the details of
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If you if you look at the details of
this deal, it's not really that great
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this deal, it's not really that great
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this deal, it's not really that great
for him. The agreement's most
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for him. The agreement's most
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for him. The agreement's most
controversial provision, a $300 billion
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controversial provision, a $300 billion
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controversial provision, a $300 billion
framework for the reconstruction of Iran
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framework for the reconstruction of Iran
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framework for the reconstruction of Iran
and the return of over 100 billion
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and the return of over 100 billion
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and the return of over 100 billion
dollars in assets that were frozen by
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dollars in assets that were frozen by
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dollars in assets that were frozen by
the US. In exchange, Iran must allow
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the US. In exchange, Iran must allow
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the US. In exchange, Iran must allow
tollfree passage through the straight of
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tollfree passage through the straight of
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tollfree passage through the straight of
Hormuz for 60 days, which existed before
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Hormuz for 60 days, which existed before
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Hormuz for 60 days, which existed before
the war.
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the war.
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the war.
$300 billion. I mean, how did that
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$300 billion. I mean, how did that
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$300 billion. I mean, how did that
happen? You know what? Wait a minute.
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happen? You know what? Wait a minute.
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happen? You know what? Wait a minute.
Can we can we zoom in there for a
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Can we can we zoom in there for a
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Can we can we zoom in there for a
second? Can we zoom in? There it is.
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second? Can we zoom in? There it is.
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second? Can we zoom in? There it is.
They got him with that automatic
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They got him with that automatic
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They got him with that automatic
gratuitity. You got to watch out for
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gratuitity. You got to watch out for
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gratuitity. You got to watch out for
that.
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that.
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that.
So, basically, we go back to where we
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So, basically, we go back to where we
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So, basically, we go back to where we
were before the war. Except Iran gets
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were before the war. Except Iran gets
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were before the war. Except Iran gets
$400 billion. And to add insult to
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$400 billion. And to add insult to
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$400 billion. And to add insult to
injury, the Ayatollah is using all that
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injury, the Ayatollah is using all that
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injury, the Ayatollah is using all that
cash to build himself a sweet ass
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cash to build himself a sweet ass
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cash to build himself a sweet ass
ballroom. So,
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you know what? Maybe it's worth giving
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you know what? Maybe it's worth giving
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you know what? Maybe it's worth giving
Iran a big old bribe if it means
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Iran a big old bribe if it means
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Iran a big old bribe if it means
completely eliminating their military
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completely eliminating their military
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completely eliminating their military
apparatus.
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apparatus.
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apparatus.
>> He conceded yesterday that it will not
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>> He conceded yesterday that it will not
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>> He conceded yesterday that it will not
completely eliminate their military
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completely eliminate their military
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completely eliminate their military
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apparatus.
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apparatus.
>> What?
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>> What?
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>> What?
WHAT? DIDN'T THEY HAVE A WHOLE BALLISTIC
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WHAT? DIDN'T THEY HAVE A WHOLE BALLISTIC
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WHAT? DIDN'T THEY HAVE A WHOLE BALLISTIC
missile arsenal that we were trying to
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missile arsenal that we were trying to
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missile arsenal that we were trying to
dismantle?
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dismantle?
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dismantle?
>> The president saying it would be unfair
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>> The president saying it would be unfair
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>> The president saying it would be unfair
for Iran not to have a ballistic missile
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for Iran not to have a ballistic missile
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for Iran not to have a ballistic missile
arsenal while their neighbors in the
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arsenal while their neighbors in the
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arsenal while their neighbors in the
Gulf do. If other countries have them,
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Gulf do. If other countries have them,
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Gulf do. If other countries have them,
it's a little bit unfair for them not to
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it's a little bit unfair for them not to
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it's a little bit unfair for them not to
have some.
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>> Slow down there, Miss Rachel. Uh,
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>> Slow down there, Miss Rachel. Uh,
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>> Slow down there, Miss Rachel. Uh,
I don't know if sharing is caring
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I don't know if sharing is caring
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I don't know if sharing is caring
applies to ICBMs.
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applies to ICBMs.
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applies to ICBMs.
Okay. All right. I'm I'm I'm a bit bit
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Okay. All right. I'm I'm I'm a bit bit
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Okay. All right. I'm I'm I'm a bit bit
confused here. I'm trying to remember
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confused here. I'm trying to remember
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confused here. I'm trying to remember
Trump's position on all of this before
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Trump's position on all of this before
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Trump's position on all of this before
the treaty. We are going to destroy
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the treaty. We are going to destroy
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the treaty. We are going to destroy
their missiles and raise their missile
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their missiles and raise their missile
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their missiles and raise their missile
industry to the ground. It will be
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industry to the ground. It will be
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industry to the ground. It will be
totally again obliterated.
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Okay. Okay.
That sounds bad. Maybe maybe that was
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That sounds bad. Maybe maybe that was
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That sounds bad. Maybe maybe that was
taken out of context. Can we can we play
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taken out of context. Can we can we play
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taken out of context. Can we can we play
the rest of the sentence?
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the rest of the sentence?
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the rest of the sentence?
>> That will be totally again obliterated
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>> That will be totally again obliterated
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>> That will be totally again obliterated
unless it's a little bit unfair.
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unless it's a little bit unfair.
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unless it's a little bit unfair.
>> Okay. Okay. Yes. Thank you. See, see,
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>> Okay. Okay. Yes. Thank you. See, see,
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>> Okay. Okay. Yes. Thank you. See, see,
see. And you people doubted his
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see. And you people doubted his
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see. And you people doubted his
dedication to equity and inclusion.
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dedication to equity and inclusion.
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dedication to equity and inclusion.
But the fact that Donald Trump started a
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But the fact that Donald Trump started a
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But the fact that Donald Trump started a
war that ended badly for him is is not
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war that ended badly for him is is not
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war that ended badly for him is is not
really a surprise. What's a a little
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really a surprise. What's a a little
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really a surprise. What's a a little
shocking is that conservatives are
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shocking is that conservatives are
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shocking is that conservatives are
calling him out on it.
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calling him out on it.
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calling him out on it.
>> The details that I've seen so far look
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>> The details that I've seen so far look
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>> The details that I've seen so far look
like look awful.
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like look awful.
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like look awful.
>> I don't want to see theocratic Islamists
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>> I don't want to see theocratic Islamists
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>> I don't want to see theocratic Islamists
who want to kill us made stronger.
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who want to kill us made stronger.
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who want to kill us made stronger.
>> Count me in the skeptical column.
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>> Count me in the skeptical column.
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>> Count me in the skeptical column.
>> They're going to recover everything
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>> They're going to recover everything
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>> They're going to recover everything
we've taken away from them. It's much
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we've taken away from them. It's much
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we've taken away from them. It's much
bigger than a mistake.
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bigger than a mistake.
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bigger than a mistake.
>> They're better off than they were before
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>> They're better off than they were before
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>> They're better off than they were before
the hostilities began.
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the hostilities began.
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the hostilities began.
>> Wow.
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>> Wow.
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>> Wow.
>> That assessment is brutal for Trump. I
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>> That assessment is brutal for Trump. I
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>> That assessment is brutal for Trump. I
mean, the man who went to his barber and
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mean, the man who went to his barber and
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mean, the man who went to his barber and
said, "I want my head to look like the
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said, "I want my head to look like the
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said, "I want my head to look like the
reservoir tip of a condom
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reservoir tip of a condom
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reservoir tip of a condom
thinks you have bad judgment. I mean,
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thinks you have bad judgment. I mean,
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thinks you have bad judgment. I mean,
Mr. President, you need to bring the
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Mr. President, you need to bring the
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Mr. President, you need to bring the
skeptics onto your side. and I'm sure
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skeptics onto your side. and I'm sure
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skeptics onto your side. and I'm sure
you'll marshall all of your rhetorical
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you'll marshall all of your rhetorical
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you'll marshall all of your rhetorical
wit and persuasive techniques to do so.
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wit and persuasive techniques to do so.
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wit and persuasive techniques to do so.
A furious response from the president.
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A furious response from the president.
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A furious response from the president.
This is what he wrote before dawn. These
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This is what he wrote before dawn. These
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This is what he wrote before dawn. These
fools who think I haven't been tough
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fools who think I haven't been tough
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fools who think I haven't been tough
enough on Iran. They're just either
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enough on Iran. They're just either
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enough on Iran. They're just either
jealous bad people or stupid.
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jealous bad people or stupid.
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jealous bad people or stupid.
Masterful, sir. Masterful. Oh. Oh,
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Masterful, sir. Masterful. Oh. Oh,
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Masterful, sir. Masterful. Oh. Oh,
another powerful rebuttal on par with
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another powerful rebuttal on par with
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another powerful rebuttal on par with
the greats. I believe it was Cicero who
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the greats. I believe it was Cicero who
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the greats. I believe it was Cicero who
said, "You fugly wish you were
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said, "You fugly wish you were
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said, "You fugly wish you were
thick like me." For more on the reaction
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thick like me." For more on the reaction
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thick like me." For more on the reaction
to the Iran deal, let's go live to our
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to the Iran deal, let's go live to our
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to the Iran deal, let's go live to our
senior foreign correspondent, Josh
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senior foreign correspondent, Josh
Johnson. JOSH,
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I got to say this does not sound like
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I got to say this does not sound like
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I got to say this does not sound like
the deal Trump wanted. It sure
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the deal Trump wanted. It sure
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the deal Trump wanted. It sure
doesn't, Jordan.
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doesn't, Jordan.
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doesn't, Jordan.
This deal, this deal sucks. Big old
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This deal, this deal sucks. Big old
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This deal, this deal sucks. Big old
donkey dong. All right. This deal is the
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donkey dong. All right. This deal is the
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donkey dong. All right. This deal is the
John Travolta in a beret of deals. It
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John Travolta in a beret of deals. It
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John Travolta in a beret of deals. It
doesn't look good and it's making a lot
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doesn't look good and it's making a lot
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doesn't look good and it's making a lot
of people say, "What the am I even
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of people say, "What the am I even
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of people say, "What the am I even
looking at?"
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looking at?"
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looking at?"
>> I can I can see you're mad. We're all
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>> I can I can see you're mad. We're all
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>> I can I can see you're mad. We're all
mad, Josh. But I think there is a good
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mad, Josh. But I think there is a good
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mad, Josh. But I think there is a good
lesson here about the arrogance thinking
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lesson here about the arrogance thinking
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lesson here about the arrogance thinking
we can just tear up a deal and get a
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we can just tear up a deal and get a
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we can just tear up a deal and get a
better deal when we really sometimes
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better deal when we really sometimes
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better deal when we really sometimes
just need to live with the deal that we
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just need to live with the deal that we
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just need to live with the deal that we
have.
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have.
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have.
Sure, we could do that. Or I could tear
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Sure, we could do that. Or I could tear
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Sure, we could do that. Or I could tear
this deal up right now and go get us a
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this deal up right now and go get us a
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this deal up right now and go get us a
better one.
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better one.
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better one.
>> No, no, no, Josh. No. No, no. That's
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>> No, no, no, Josh. No. No, no. That's
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>> No, no, no, Josh. No. No, no. That's
exactly what we just did. Don't tear up
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exactly what we just did. Don't tear up
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exactly what we just did. Don't tear up
the deal.
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the deal.
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the deal.
>> I can't hear you over the
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>> I can't hear you over the
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>> I can't hear you over the
>> No, no, John. Don't. No, Josh. Don't
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>> No, no, John. Don't. No, Josh. Don't
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>> No, no, John. Don't. No, Josh. Don't
Don't
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Don't
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Don't
Josh, don't tear it up, MAN. DON'T TEAR
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Josh, don't tear it up, MAN. DON'T TEAR
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Josh, don't tear it up, MAN. DON'T TEAR
IT UP. SORRY, DUDE. To quote Natalie and
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IT UP. SORRY, DUDE. To quote Natalie and
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IT UP. SORRY, DUDE. To quote Natalie and
Bruia, you're a little late.
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Bruia, you're a little late.
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Bruia, you're a little late.
It's already torn.
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It's already torn.
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It's already torn.
>> I'm going over to Iran right now and I'm
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>> I'm going over to Iran right now and I'm
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>> I'm going over to Iran right now and I'm
going to get us a new deal.
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going to get us a new deal.
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going to get us a new deal.
>> No, Josh. No, Josh.
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>> No, Josh. No, Josh.
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>> No, Josh. No, Josh.
No. No. Does anybody have eyes on Josh?
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No. No. Does anybody have eyes on Josh?
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No. No. Does anybody have eyes on Josh?
Josh, can you hear me? Can Oh god. Josh,
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Josh, can you hear me? Can Oh god. Josh,
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Josh, can you hear me? Can Oh god. Josh,
are you are you okay? Josh, are you
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are you are you okay? Josh, are you
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are you are you okay? Josh, are you
winning? Josh, are you okay? Are you
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winning? Josh, are you okay? Are you
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winning? Josh, are you okay? Are you
okay? That sounded
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Josh, what happened?
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Josh, what happened?
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Josh, what happened?
I up. Jordan,
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I up. Jordan,
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I up. Jordan,
I underestimated how jacked they were
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I underestimated how jacked they were
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I underestimated how jacked they were
under those robes.
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under those robes.
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under those robes.
>> Are you okay?
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>> Are you okay?
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>> Are you okay?
>> Do I look okay? To quote Natalie and
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>> Do I look okay? To quote Natalie and
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>> Do I look okay? To quote Natalie and
Bruya, I am cold and I am shamed lying
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Bruya, I am cold and I am shamed lying
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Bruya, I am cold and I am shamed lying
naked on the floor and this new deal is
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naked on the floor and this new deal is
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naked on the floor and this new deal is
even worse. All right, now we got to
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even worse. All right, now we got to
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even worse. All right, now we got to
give them twice as much money and I
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give them twice as much money and I
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give them twice as much money and I
straight up had to give them Nebraska. I
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straight up had to give them Nebraska. I
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straight up had to give them Nebraska. I
am so sorry. Nebraska,
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am so sorry. Nebraska,
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am so sorry. Nebraska,
y'all going to have to move out by the
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y'all going to have to move out by the
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y'all going to have to move out by the
end of the month. Also, I'm sorry,
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end of the month. Also, I'm sorry,
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end of the month. Also, I'm sorry,
Jordan. As part of the deal, they get to
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Jordan. As part of the deal, they get to
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Jordan. As part of the deal, they get to
watch you shower.
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watch you shower.
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watch you shower.
>> What?
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>> What?
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>> What?
Why is that part of the deal?
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Why is that part of the deal?
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Why is that part of the deal?
>> Don't worry, it's not sexual. They just
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>> Don't worry, it's not sexual. They just
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>> Don't worry, it's not sexual. They just
never seen anyone that tall try to wash
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never seen anyone that tall try to wash
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never seen anyone that tall try to wash
his feet before.
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his feet before.
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his feet before.
>> You do wash your feet, right?
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>> You do wash your feet, right?
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>> You do wash your feet, right?
>> Well, yes. I mean, sometimes. I mean,
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>> Well, yes. I mean, sometimes. I mean,
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>> Well, yes. I mean, sometimes. I mean,
they're they're far away if it doesn't.
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they're they're far away if it doesn't.
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they're they're far away if it doesn't.
GOD DAMN IT, JOSH. THIS is exactly the
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GOD DAMN IT, JOSH. THIS is exactly the
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GOD DAMN IT, JOSH. THIS is exactly the
cycle I was talking about avoiding.
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cycle I was talking about avoiding.
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cycle I was talking about avoiding.
Dang,
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Dang,
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Dang,
you right. You're right. I thought I
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you right. You're right. I thought I
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you right. You're right. I thought I
could get a better deal and I couldn't.
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could get a better deal and I couldn't.
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could get a better deal and I couldn't.
And now they get to see you naked, which
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And now they get to see you naked, which
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And now they get to see you naked, which
has got to feel like a violation.
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has got to feel like a violation.
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has got to feel like a violation.
And this deal is so much worse, which is
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And this deal is so much worse, which is
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And this deal is so much worse, which is
why I'm going to go back over there and
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why I'm going to go back over there and
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why I'm going to go back over there and
get us a better deal. All right.
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get us a better deal. All right.
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get us a better deal. All right.
>> No. No, Josh. No. How could you forget
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>> No. No, Josh. No. How could you forget
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>> No. No, Josh. No. How could you forget
the lesson just this fast?
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the lesson just this fast?
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the lesson just this fast?
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
>> Shut up. All right. Iron can suck my
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>> Shut up. All right. Iron can suck my
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>> Shut up. All right. Iron can suck my
nuts. All right. Last thing those muscly
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nuts. All right. Last thing those muscly
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nuts. All right. Last thing those muscly
Iranians will expect is to see ME AGAIN.
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Iranians will expect is to see ME AGAIN.
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Iranians will expect is to see ME AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
>> NO. JOSH. JOSH. JOSH, COME BACK. YOU'RE
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>> NO. JOSH. JOSH. JOSH, COME BACK. YOU'RE
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>> NO. JOSH. JOSH. JOSH, COME BACK. YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE.
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GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE.
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GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE.
NO. IS that a cat? That sounds like a
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NO. IS that a cat? That sounds like a
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NO. IS that a cat? That sounds like a
Josh, can you hear me? Tell them I DON'T
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Josh, can you hear me? Tell them I DON'T
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Josh, can you hear me? Tell them I DON'T
LOVE THE SHOWER THING. JOSH.
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LOVE THE SHOWER THING. JOSH.
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LOVE THE SHOWER THING. JOSH.
JOSH. OH. OH.
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Oh boy. Um, they got me bad. All right.
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Oh boy. Um, they got me bad. All right.
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Oh boy. Um, they got me bad. All right.
They got me so bad. To quote Natalie and
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They got me so bad. To quote Natalie and
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They got me so bad. To quote Natalie and
Bruia,
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Bruia,
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Bruia,
they twisted my nipples. Smooth off.
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they twisted my nipples. Smooth off.
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they twisted my nipples. Smooth off.
That is not a Natalie and Bruilia song.
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That is not a Natalie and Bruilia song.
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That is not a Natalie and Bruilia song.
>> My head's spinning. I can't remember a
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>> My head's spinning. I can't remember a
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>> My head's spinning. I can't remember a
single Natalie and Bruia lyric.
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single Natalie and Bruia lyric.
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single Natalie and Bruia lyric.
>> Okay. Is Is the New Deal even worse?
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>> Okay. Is Is the New Deal even worse?
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>> Okay. Is Is the New Deal even worse?
>> Stop spinning, Jordan.
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>> Stop spinning, Jordan.
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>> Stop spinning, Jordan.
>> I'm I'm still Josh. What's What's the
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>> I'm I'm still Josh. What's What's the
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>> I'm I'm still Josh. What's What's the
New Deal?
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New Deal?
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New Deal?
>> Well,
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>> Well,
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>> Well,
it isn't all bad. Some of it's extremely
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it isn't all bad. Some of it's extremely
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it isn't all bad. Some of it's extremely
bad.
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bad.
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bad.
We owe them a trillion dollars a month.
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We owe them a trillion dollars a month.
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We owe them a trillion dollars a month.
We got to give them all our bombs.
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We got to give them all our bombs.
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We got to give them all our bombs.
Ballistic, nuclear, bath bombs, too.
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Ballistic, nuclear, bath bombs, too.
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Ballistic, nuclear, bath bombs, too.
Also, they get a fourth round draft pick
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Also, they get a fourth round draft pick
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Also, they get a fourth round draft pick
in the NFL
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in the NFL
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in the NFL
and we had to legally change your name
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and we had to legally change your name
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and we had to legally change your name
from Jordan Cleer to Captain Tits.
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from Jordan Cleer to Captain Tits.
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from Jordan Cleer to Captain Tits.
>> WHAT? WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU AGREE to that?
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>> WHAT? WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU AGREE to that?
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>> WHAT? WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU AGREE to that?
>> They wanted Deputy Tits. I got YOU
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>> They wanted Deputy Tits. I got YOU
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>> They wanted Deputy Tits. I got YOU
A PROMOTION.
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A PROMOTION.
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A PROMOTION.
>> NO. NO. NO. GO BACK in there. Go back in
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>> NO. NO. NO. GO BACK in there. Go back in
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>> NO. NO. NO. GO BACK in there. Go back in
there and NEGOTIATE THAT. GO GET THAT
460
00:09:03,829 --> 00:09:03,839
there and NEGOTIATE THAT. GO GET THAT
461
00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:04,710
there and NEGOTIATE THAT. GO GET THAT
OUT OF THE DEAL.
462
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:04,720
OUT OF THE DEAL.
463
00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,590
OUT OF THE DEAL.
>> NO. NO. I learned my lesson.
464
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:07,600
>> NO. NO. I learned my lesson.
465
00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,710
>> NO. NO. I learned my lesson.
This cycle of violence has to end. I've
466
00:09:10,710 --> 00:09:10,720
This cycle of violence has to end. I've
467
00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,470
This cycle of violence has to end. I've
lost a nipple every time I've gone to
468
00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:12,480
lost a nipple every time I've gone to
469
00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,910
lost a nipple every time I've gone to
Iran.
470
00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:13,920
Iran.
471
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,150
Iran.
I'm ready to accept the deal we have.
472
00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:16,160
I'm ready to accept the deal we have.
473
00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,310
I'm ready to accept the deal we have.
You were right the whole time and I
474
00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:18,320
You were right the whole time and I
475
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,750
You were right the whole time and I
thank you for your wisdom, tits.
476
00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:21,760
thank you for your wisdom, tits.
477
00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,990
thank you for your wisdom, tits.
>> That's Captain Tits to you, Josh
478
00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:24,000
>> That's Captain Tits to you, Josh
479
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,200
>> That's Captain Tits to you, Josh
Johnson. Josh Johnson. Everybody
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