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Most of us inhabit at least two worlds.
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The real world, where we're at the mercy of circumstance,
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and the world within the unconscious,
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a safe place where we can escape.
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The max shifts between these worlds against his will.
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Here, homeless, he lives in a box in an alley.
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The only one who really cares for him is Julie Winters,
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a freelance social worker.
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But in Pangaea, the other world, he rules the Outback.
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And as the protector of Julie, his jungle queen.
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There, he cares for her,
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but he always ends up back in the real world.
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And me, all Mr. Gone, only I can see
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that the secret which unites them could destroy them.
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I could be helpful.
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Scrut, I think I'll have some fun with him first.
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First.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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I attack.
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I suppose you're wondering why you've been tied up.
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Dragged out of the mall,
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into the basement of the abandoned food dog.
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Dragged out of the factory,
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through a bathroom decorated in a cow motif.
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And our presently in the dark,
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surrounded by dark blue,
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cannibalistic, non-monculi.
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Everyone does.
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But first let me tell you about a couple of the other things
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that are happening around this wide open glorious city we call Roar.
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Hey, glory.
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Are you coming back to school this year?
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No.
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There's therapy and stuff.
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I don't really feel safe anywhere, you know?
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Not after what happened at all.
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Well, you were messed up pretty bad by that guy.
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Mr. Gone.
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Boy, I wish I'd get a hold of that slime ball.
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I'd break his spine just like shadow hawk.
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Err.
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Me too.
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Thanks guys, but he'd just kill you.
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He's too strong.
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I thought I was tough, but I was nothing.
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Oh, I think it's time for a story.
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A story about the mats?
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Oh boy!
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So, is this one gonna make any sense?
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They all make sense.
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At least to me.
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Anyway, Max was resting on the verdant jungle floor of the outback
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when the die-can't came slinking overhead.
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Oh, what?
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A die-can't.
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It's one of the major predators.
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What do they teach you kids in school anyway?
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Suddenly, it's sprang.
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Pretty decent roar, considering it has no animal tissue to work with.
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Huh?
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Sure, the die-can't is a plant.
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Everybody knows that.
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Ah.
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I wish Max wouldn't leave the seat up.
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Hmm.
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This is still the best place in the world to think.
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And I got plenty to think about.
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Now that I know what's under that mask,
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I wonder if he really is my spirit animal.
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If I'm just completely nuts.
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As a mutated plant, the die-can't has no vital organs.
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It has spines for teeth and a tough rubbery shell,
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which stretches instead of breaking.
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It's as strong as a panther and bright as clover,
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and has broccoli spasms of killing rage.
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Max slashed at it again, and again, and again, to no avail.
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This whole thing is nuts.
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Spirit animals don't exist, but then huge purple-clad superheroes
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aren't supposed to exist either.
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And I've seen the outback, and Max's weird world for myself.
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That headless psychopath gone, implied I created it,
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that I was responsible for everything.
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It's gotta be a way out of this.
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Some way to...
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Oh, that's just great.
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There's no toilet paper.
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Oh, Max.
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There is only one way to kill a die-can't.
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Hold it by its four feet, reach down its throat,
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turn it inside up, and fling it into sea water.
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Unfortunately, Max was so wrapped up in his brim work,
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that he failed to notice he was smack dab in the middle of an is-suicide migration.
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That thing I saw behind the mask wasn't Max.
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Not the Max I know anyway.
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What was it?
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It was some spirit-bunny part of myself.
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Wouldn't I recognize it?
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Maybe I'm so screwed up.
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I wouldn't know my own spirit animal if it bit me in the ass.
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Maybe I'm not so screwed up.
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Yeah, and maybe the toilet paper spirit will show up
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and hand me some fresh toilet paper.
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I probably don't even have a toilet paper spirit.
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For a moment, Max was disoriented.
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Then he realized that he had wandered into an is-field,
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a breeding ground where the unripe is live,
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and he was fattening on the unwary until they break free in a wave
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and begin their long, destructive barge to the sea.
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Then he saw the amwitabwee,
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or walking mountains.
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These huge guardians are the slaves of the sea bringers.
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They keep crapets and fester moles from dining on unripened is-fresh.
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They are maniacally strong and fiercely loyal.
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Oh, yeah.
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They only know one song.
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Thank God for paper towels.
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You know, leaving aside this bunny stuff,
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what I really know about the real-life Max,
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basically nothing.
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He's a total mystery.
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For all I know, he could be a killer.
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It doesn't feel like he's dangerous,
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but I just don't trust my instincts anymore.
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The sad thing is that from the minute Max put the mask on,
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I've been confusing him with all my bunny stuff.
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God, our relationship is so twisted.
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I'm not sure we can ever really understand each other like normal people.
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I guess the whole thing's just a bust.
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I really don't like where this is going,
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and neither will he.
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The amwitabwee turned towards him.
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Their every movement was ripe with anger.
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They weren't smart enough to have more than one emotion at a time.
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Suddenly, something drove up from under the ears
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and floued right at the max.
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It is fell away and Max saw it clearly.
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He was trapped.
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What was it?
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We happy.
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Did a giant suset on?
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Uh, no. It was a Buick.
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That's stupid.
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A car?
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I told you it would make any sense.
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That is so lame.
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Even I know there's no cars in the Outback.
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I don't get it.
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Neither do I.
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Wasn't that interesting, Doctor.
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Now let's look in on another part of the city.
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An anonymous alley I like to think of as...
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Mike.
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See, I told you, Link. There's like four and half of that wall.
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I left a hole in old Mike when I passed into this world to find my daughter.
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I don't know, Jasper. Maybe it's a crack in heaven.
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Maybe we should tell somebody.
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Of course I had to whistle up on the ears to lead me to her.
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Little did I dream of why he is would make it through unchanged.
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Wait, catch it!
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You catch it!
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What was that thing?
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Who cares? I'm gonna see what heaven's like.
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Now, Doc, I feel kind of bad lying to my daughter.
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But I love that wacky girl.
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Brace me real good.
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And I couldn't let her see me like this now.
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Could I?
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Headless and...
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The shakalone with butter.
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On nuts.
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Over the edge.
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I'm stuck.
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Yet another doomed attempt by modern land to bridge the gap between the material and spiritual worlds.
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Let's see what that white is up to.
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The poor little blind eye is trembling.
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No wonder he's afraid.
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This world's completely foreign to him.
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Excellent. He's right at Julie's window. I can feel it.
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Unfortunately, only one white is was close enough to respond to my interdimensional mental whistle.
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The dark is as so much smarter.
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Oh, we do it, we can.
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Note the white is spies upon our heroine.
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As the lovely miswinter is about to say...
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Ew!
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This is it, alright.
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It smells putrid.
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Jay, did I bring a carton of fish home and forget to refrigerate it?
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Ah, stupid.
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Julie, there's something I gotta tell you.
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Hi Sarah, what's up?
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Well, see...
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There was this clay, eh?
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You didn't buy a big box of meat and leave it here, did you?
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Of course not. Why would you do that? Never mind.
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Well, let's crack this baby open on the bad news.
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See, I wanted to know about my spirit animal.
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And the clay told me if I clay.
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What are you babbling about, Sarah?
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It's all my fault.
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Julie, wait, don't touch it.
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It's some kind of trap. I just know it.
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Sarah, have you gone completely bonkers?
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Oops.
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Oh my...
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It's horrible.
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It's disgusting.
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It's just my...
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Dad.
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Oh, no.
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Save home dear friends and come again to behold the mysteries of MTV's oddities.
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Yeah.
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