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- MR. GONE NARRATES:
Most of us inhabit at least
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two worlds...the real world,
where we're at the mercy of
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circumstance, and the world
within, the unconscious,
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a safe place where we can
escape.
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The Maxx shifts between these
worlds...against his will.
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Here, homeless, he lives
in a box in an alley.
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The only one who really cares
for him is Julie Winters,
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a freelance social worker.
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But in Pangaea, the other world,
he rules the Outback
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and is the protector of Julie,
his Jungle Queen.
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- There, he cares for her.
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But he always ends up
back in the real world.
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And me, old Mr. Gone...
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Only I can see that
the secret which unites them
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could destroy them.
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I could be helpful.
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Ah, screw it!
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I think I'll have some fun
with them, first.
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- MAXX: Huh.
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The sounds in my head have
started again.
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Good.
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It helps me think.
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Focus.
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My claws still feel wet.
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Interesting.
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- Someone coming.
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Someone dangerous.
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I can smell the sweating leather
and peppermint.
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Out here everything's vile
and filled with hatred,
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like an infected boil.
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But I can hide.
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I'm good at that.
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I recognize him...Ret'qark'n,
one of the Mountain People,
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God Clan.
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Really mean.
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I can hear the empty wind
punishing the grass.
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- Somewhere a bird
is screaming.
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Being near death always affects
me...it makes my senses sharper.
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Unfortunately Ret'qark'n
always has luck on his side...
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luck and clumsiness.
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Yikes!
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They say Ret-qark'n's club
is made from the petrified heart
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of an Air Whale and if anyone
is smashed to jelly by it,
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he awakes in Paradise,
awash in oil and sweet milk,
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being serviced by beautiful
slaves.
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But then again, maybe not.
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Limitless pleasure is highly
overrated.
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There it is.
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All I have to do now
is reach it.
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Run!
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Run!
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Run!
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And leap!
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I hurl through the air,
my claws snapping the guarding
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bars like rotten crickets.
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And I'm...in.
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- MR. GONE: A bit more to
the left.
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- More.
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- More. There.
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Now down.
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Further.
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Ah...
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Perfect.
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That's his accursed claw,
the one that almost...
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Now I want to see his other claw
to brood over him as he sleeps.
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Just as he brooded over me
as I lay helpless, powerless,
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before his bestial wrath.
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Bring the scutter up.
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Not down, you idiot!
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Up! Up!
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- That's better.
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Now I can think.
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Now I can plan.
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- MAXX:
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- Hey, Maxx, wake up.
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It's the same every Saturday
morning.
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You curl up watching cartoons
and fall asleep.
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I can't sleep at night.
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I'm not gonna stand around
and watch you sleep all day.
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Oh, the Crappon in a Hat.
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Must be the stupidest cartoon
ever made.
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I mean, the Crappon in a Hat
teams up with Jean Paul Sartre
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to fight nausea.
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It sounds like a losing battle
to me.
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Cartoons today
are so pretentious.
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- MR. GONE: I could put an end
to this silly little dalliance
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right now.
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Not that I would, of course.
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I just don't operate that way.
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Will you cut that out!
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Everybody knows Iszes don't have
eyeballs.
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- CREATURE:
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- MAXX:
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- Okay, big guy, you sleep.
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It's not like some wacky cartoon
is gonna infect your brain
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or something.
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I'll make us some cocoa.
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Just don't fall in, okay?
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That's all I need is for you
to turn into some kind of stupid
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cartoon character...
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Kinda stupid cartoon
character...
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- Hello, Hello.
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Yes, hello to me
And hello to you
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I am the Crappon
And I live the zoo
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And it's such a friendly
Old zoo
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And such fun
You will enjoy it
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Yes, you will, everyone
Maybe two will enjoy it
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Maybe three
Even four
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So, come visit my zoo
And fun for all
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Or if you prefer
to curl up in a dumpster
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festooned with old garbage
I won't say
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You can't, Sir
But just lean back
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Relax
In that smelly old bin
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And enjoy our show.
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- What am I doing here?
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I was just at Julie's
I'm sure that I was
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And why am I sure
That I was
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Just because
What has happened to me?
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I'll all mottled
And tattered
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I've been outlined
And blue lined
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Yes, that's what's
The matter.
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- CRAPPON: And do you know
What's worse, Maxx?
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Your face
It's a disgrace
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- Who said that?
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What do you mean
About my face?
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- CRAPPON: Your face
Is disgraceful
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Because it's misplaced.
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- My face, it's right here
It is under this mask.
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- Don't be totally sure
That is all that I ask.
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- Say, could you be a fish
In a bowl made of glass?
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- Yep, that's the flock
Now I say you should run.
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- Pretty wise, pretty wise
But who are these guys, Son?
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- They're your fear
They're your terror
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And they live in a cave
In the pit of your psyche
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And all are named Dave.
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- All named Dave?
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All named Dave?
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What do they want with me?
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- Rip off that mask
So your face all can see.
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- My face?
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No, they can't
They can't do that to me.
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- I'm afraid that they can
I'm a guy who should know
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You see, I'm the Crappon
And this is my show.
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And I know what you've got
'neath that mask,
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I just know.
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- That's not so
That's not so
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I thought you were animated.
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- Each line that defines us
Is carefully weighted
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I'm just as real
As you are
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Maybe realer.
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- This is just a mad tale
And you are the mad tailor.
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I am the Maxx
I cannot be held.
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- Such minor rebellions
Are easily quelled
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But I want to decipher
What's under your mask
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Do you want to know?
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Well, do you?
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Just ask.
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- Friend fish
They are trying
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To tear off my mask
To show me the thing
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That I'm frightened to ask.
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- Well, you're all alone now
Your missions forgot
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Only one can remember
And you, it is not
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For your mask
It is the face
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Of a man with no head
Your mask, it is evil
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Your fish, it is dead.
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- My mask is not evil
It's a clever disguise
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I chose it to hide
From the pryingest eyes
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So I could do good
And my fish is not dead
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My fish is alive
This is not in my head
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Eeks, my fears have returned
It is time that I hoof
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And I should face my face
It is time that I looked
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But my face isn't human
That, I am sure
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It is the most awful
Horrible
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Thing to occur
Is it covered by scales?
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Is it covered by fur?
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It could be a bear's head
Or maybe an owl
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It could look like fish eggs
Laid on with a trowel
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Something grotesque
Something terribly foul
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Like the fins of a shark
Wrapped in somebody's bowel.
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- This is getting quite deep
And I'm starting to fear
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I'll be drowned in an ocean
Of diet root beer
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Diet root beer?
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Yes, that's what it seemed.
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- I flashed back to my dumpster
So this all was a dream
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No, I guess not
For these guys are still here
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Still ripping and tripping me
And what I fear
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Is that if these guys kill me
And make me roll over
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I'll be just as dead
Back on Julie's old sofa
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To be first in the soil
Which erupts in a coil
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Of trees, vines and grasses
All brought to a boil
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Wait, it's different somehow
'Cause this land isn't mine
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And my brain has been freed
I'm not thinking any...
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poetry stuff.
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- You shouldn't be here.
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This is too private a place.
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- Who are you, little girl?
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- The part of the Jungle Queen
that can't grow up, kind of
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developmentally stunted.
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- Why do I look like an Eagles'
album cover?
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- You're dead.
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- Well, I figured.
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But if I'm supposed to protect
the Jungle Queen, why shouldn't
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I protect you, too?
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- This is a Holy place.
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Even I don't come here.
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Go away.
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Now go back the way you came.
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You dragged us both into
the dimension.
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- Now what were you saying?
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- About what?
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- MAXX: And then I woke up.
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- JULIE: Hey, Maxx, I think
you OD'd.
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- MAXX: Too many cartoons
and Pez, I guess.
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Funny, but I keep seeing
that doll she made of
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Mr. Gone...beheaded.
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That must mean something.
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The things that could be
under my mask.
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- Look, Maxx, that freak
nearly killed us and just
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because you imagine you have
a rabbit's head in the Outback,
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it's certainly no reason
to fear you might actually
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have one here.
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It's so classic, Maxx.
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You see yourself as some jungle
avenger because in your real
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life, you're powerless
and I can't blame you.
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We all need some place to go
away to, some place we can be
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who we should have been,
instead of who we are,
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some safe place where
we can escape reality, hide.
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I know there are things to
hide from.
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- MAXX: My mask, I can feel
it crawling.
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- JULIE: Shhh...
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- MAXX: Please, make it stop.
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- JULIE: Just rest now.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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- MAN: Safe home, dear friends,
and come again, to behold the
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mysteries of MTV's "Oddities."
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