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- MR. GONE NARRATES:
Most of us inhabit at least
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two worlds...the real world,
where we're at the mercy of
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circumstance, and the world
within, the unconscious,
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a safe place where we can
escape.
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The Maxx shifts between these
worlds...against his will.
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Here, homeless, he lives
in a box in an alley.
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The only one who really cares
for him is Julie Winters,
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a freelance social worker.
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But in Pangaea, the other world,
he rules the Outback
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and is the protector of Julie,
his Jungle Queen.
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- There, he cares for her.
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But he always ends up
back in the real world.
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And me, old Mr. Gone...
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Only I can see that
the secret which unites them
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could destroy them.
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I could be helpful.
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Ah, screw it!
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I think I'll have some fun
with them, first.
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- SARA NARRATES: I tried
to see the whole dance episode
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and losing Jimmy as a good
experience for a writer to have.
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I could sorta see his side of
things, and I guess I was happy
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that I didn't off him,
even though, in that moment,
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it was kinda cool to feel
things my Dad must have felt.
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But Dad isn't here.
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He's gone.
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And even though Mom is here,
she isn't really, not for me,
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anyway.
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I guess in every food chain,
someone has to be at the bottom.
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I guess in everybody's life,
there's a point where you're
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stuck and can't turn back,
a time when you have to make
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that big decision.
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So, I decided...
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to go see a movie.
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The movie was pretty weak.
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It was about this woman who
sleeps with this old, wrinkled
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guy for money and then she feels
bad about.
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But not half as bad as her
husband feels.
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It was pretty silly.
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- Excuse me?
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- It was sexist.
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- Geez, Maxx, it was just
a movie.
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Can't you ever relax?
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We go to a movie and your knee
is jerking so much, I can't
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even hear.
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- Not only did it semi-endorse
prostitution, but did you catch
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the bit about the ditzy
secretary reading Faludi's
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book "Backlash"?
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- SARA NARRATES: It was Julie
and the old bum from
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the underpass, which meant
this was all getting too weird.
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- Oh, hi, Sara.
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What are you doing?
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- Nothin'.
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Well, see you guys later.
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SARA NARRATES: I was hoping
to escape before Julie
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remembered she was on a mission
from God to save me.
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- Say, kid...
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- SARA NARRATES: Crap,
it was too late.
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- ...you wanna go to
the aquarium?
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- They've got squid.
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- SARA NARRATES: Well, it would
drive my Mom nuts if I ran off
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for hours with Julie and her
hobo boyfriend...
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Okay, sure.
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SARA NARRATES: ...which is
why I did it, I guess.
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- Okay, kids, next stop,
the aquarium.
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- JULIE: Huh?
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- SARA NARRATES:
It's the carjackers Jimmy
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told me about.
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Only this time, they're in
spotted underwear.
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- Freeze!
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Suckers.
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- Julie, wait.
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Something's wrong.
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- SARA NARRATES: Uh-oh.
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I know that look in his eyes.
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He's seeing things again.
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Maybe he thinks those guys are
little blue men or something.
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Maybe he'll do something
stupid...
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- MAXX:
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- SARA NARRATES: Like grab
their gun or pull them into
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the car or something.
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- This is a lot different than
the story Jimmy told me about
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him fighting the carjackers.
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That was cool.
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This is ugly...people getting
their hands crushed right before
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my eyes, ripped from knees
to sternum, their heads popping
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like grapefruits.
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It makes me feel sick, even if
it does sort of make an exciting
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climax to the story.
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- Oh!
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- SARA NARRATES: And then,
when he died, he didn't even
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look human at all.
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Stop!
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- Sara?
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- Put the gun down, Sara.
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- No, nothing makes sense,
and if it does make sense,
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then it's all gotta stop.
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See?
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I'm just like you, Daddy.
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There's nobody in charge.
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Adults run everything
and nothing works.
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I have no control.
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And unlike you, Julie,
I am sick of running from
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myself.
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I'm gonna do it.
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SARA NARRATES: Okay.
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Here's the point in the story
where I throw the gun away
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and I have this cathartic
revelation that suicide's wrong,
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that life's worth living,
and everything's okay...you know,
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all that crap.
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And that's why this story
doesn't work, 'cause I just
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don't buy it.
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- Nobody buys it.
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That's not why you should
go on.
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- SARA: Why, then?
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- MAXX: Because things will
change, you'll change.
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- SARA: But what about
right now?
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- Right now, you wait.
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- SARA NARRATES: So...
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that's my story.
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I still go down to the underpass
sometimes to talk to Maxx.
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I thought once I decided not
to kill myself, things would
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be better.
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But I still feel just as empty
as ever.
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- Pain lasts, kid.
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It's how you know you're alive.
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Sometimes, I think this whole
growing up business is just
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pain management.
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You get that one out of
a fortune cookie or something?
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- Very funny.
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Pain...Julie runs from hers.
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Mine follows me through
nightmares and you're wading
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through yours.
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- Waiting?
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- No, wading.
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- Oh.
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- Nobody said it was easy, kid.
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- I don't know if the Maxx
ever really knew my Dad or not,
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but he knew me enough to say
that he did.
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Maybe that counts for something.
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God, that sounds awkward.
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I'll never be a writer.
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- My Dad says he's a monster,
a psycho.
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- Well, my Mom says he's
a working class hero,
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an avenger for the maximum
justice.
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That's why they call him
"The Maxx."
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I think he's a space alien.
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His whole planet was killed off
by space pirates and while
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he was fighting them, he crashed
on Earth.
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- Nah, I bet he's an artificial
being created in a secret
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government experiment with
plastic muscles and steel bones.
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- Well, maybe.
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But maybe he's just a normal Joe
who got caught up in things,
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who's in out of his depth.
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- But then how come he's so big
then and so tough?
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- I suppose he was just a guy
with a crappy job and no future
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and one day he found a mask
and when he slid it on,
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it hit his brain like lightning.
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- He woke up in a place that
was sort of like Australia,
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and sort of like the beginning
of time, and he was a hero
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there...with a costume
and the strength of 20 men.
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But when he came back to
this world, he was trapped
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in the mask and his whole life
was gone.
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- Well, I guess that coulda
happened.
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- But then how did he get his
claws then if he wasn't a secret
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government experiment?
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He got them in that savage
dreamland.
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- He thrust his hands into
boiling lava and when they came
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out, they were changed, made
invulnerable, stained, tempered
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by the sulfurous rock.
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- Hm, I like the alien story
better.
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I bet he lived in a vast secret
headquarters with a gang of
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wild young assistants
and a funny Chinese cook
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and a deadly training room
and a scientific...
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- You know that's not real
enough.
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All real heroes are tormented
loners who live in the sewers
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and eat stolen linguini.
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And every night he arises from
his own grave to fight crime
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with his maxi-wig and maxi-cycle
and maxi-belt.
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- Sounds good, but I think he's
just another homeless bum living
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in dumpsters and drifting from
shelter to shelter.
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He can't hold down a job
and he's got no real friends.
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He can't even tell sometimes
how much of the life he lives
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is real and how much
is the dreamland.
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He tries to do good, but mostly
he breaks things and screws up.
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- Nah, that's too much of
a downer, Mister.
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I think he's got an overseer
and he lives in a fortress
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of shadows that...
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Oh, geez, lookit, Ken.
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It's Gerry, the crackhead.
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- Oh, hiya, kids.
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Got anything for old Ger?
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- Uh, no, we don't have any
money today, Gerry, honest.
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- No, we're not gonna give in
to you any more.
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The Maxx wouldn't.
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- I've got fists and I'm
gonna kick your butt.
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- What are you gonna do, kid,
talk me to death?
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- One...
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- Maybe I've got a knife.
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Maybe I know where you sleep
at night.
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- Two...
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- I can kill you.
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I can like kill your folks.
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- Three...
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- I can...
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I...
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- We did it!
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- We scared him off. Woo!
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- MOM: Kids, supper.
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Get in here and wash your hands,
you two, and stop hanging around
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that old bum.
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- Aw, Mom, we were just
talking.
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What's cookin'?
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- Sloppy Joes and peanut butter
shakes.
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How's that sound?
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- Excellent.
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- Good.
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And then I want you guys to do
your homework.
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- Aw, Mom, do we have to?
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- Yes, you don't want to end up
old and alone on the curb
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somewhere, now do you?
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- MAN: Safe home, dear friends,
and come again, to behold the
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mysteries of MTV's "Oddities."
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