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- MR. GONE NARRATES:
Most of us inhabit at least
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two worlds...the real world,
where we're at the mercy of
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circumstance, and the world
within, the unconscious,
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a safe place where we can
escape.
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The Maxx shifts between these
worlds...against his will.
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Here, homeless, he lives
in a box in an alley.
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The only one who really cares
for him is Julie Winters,
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a freelance social worker.
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But in Pangaea, the other world,
he rules the Outback
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and is the protector of Julie,
his Jungle Queen.
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- There, he cares for her.
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But he always ends up
back in the real world.
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And me, old Mr. Gone...
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Only I can see that
the secret which unites them
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could destroy them.
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I could be helpful.
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Ah, screw it!
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I think I'll have some fun
with them, first.
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Great.
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Three whole weeks of salads,
fruit and yogurt and I've gained
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five pounds.
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Oh, poop, screw it.
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Maybe there's something
in the fridge...something nice.
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* I'm in love
* With the school bus driver
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- BOY NARRATES:
Nothing ever happens to me.
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I mean, I get up, I go to
summer school for stupid
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algebra, I work on my car.
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Nothing.
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Now I'm late for this CPR class.
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I've gotta stop for gas
that's about a thousand
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degrees out.
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That's nothing special.
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I just wish something weird
would happen.
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- It would really shake
my life up.
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Not like what happened to
Glorie, of course.
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I went to see her at the
hospital a couple of days ago.
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It was kinda gross.
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She's all bandaged up and can't
talk good.
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It made me feel bad.
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She said they think they can
save her fingers.
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My Dad says it happened because
she was a tramp.
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I think he's full of it.
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Things just happen, is all.
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But not to me.
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Hm, that's funny.
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Huh?
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I never noticed that.
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Weird.
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If I was to tug on this thing
really hard...
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- GONE & MAXX:
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- Oh, I get it.
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It's that guy's cape.
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I was afraid I broke it.
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Of course, now I've got two
big guys fighting on the hood
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of my car.
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- Give it up, Br'er Lappin.
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You know Julie Winters
is the one I want.
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She's...
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...the strong one.
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The one who pulls at your
strings.
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- What are you talking about?
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And who the hell are you?
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- You really don't remember
anything important, do you,
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Br'er Lappin.
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I'm Mr. Gone, a student
of the mystic arts.
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Unfortunately, an untalented
student or I wouldn't have to
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keep shooting fools like you.
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- Hey, put that down
or I'll...
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- Now surrender, hopping boy,
or this charming young chippy
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is added to my score.
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You killed my hostage.
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You killed my hostage!
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You killed my hostage!!!
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- Ouch.
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- Never do that again.
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Brother, nothing's easy.
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Don't you lovely ladies have
something you could be doing
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right now?
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- I believe, at this moment,
you are late for a date
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with destiny.
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- Get out of this car at once
and finish him!
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- I, on the other hand,
have a date with an angel.
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- That was really smart how you
realized that was my CPR dummy
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in the back of my car.
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Uh, you did realize that was
my CPR dummy, right, Mister?
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Right?
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- Uh, dummy.
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Uh, right.
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- Well, it was nice
meeting you.
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- MAXX:
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- He didn't say anything,
but then he was pretty busy.
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- MAXX:
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- I guess he's the sort of guy
things happen to all the time.
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- MAXX:
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Too...many.
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Can't fight them all...
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Blacking out...
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Lost too much...
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Blood...
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Pain.
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Must find...
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Julie...ah...
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Aha.
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There, that should do nicely.
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After all, we don't want the
locals seeing Grannies clipped
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to trash bins by their teeth,
now do we.
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- Escaped!
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Ah, feels good to run and leap
again, to feel the soft loam
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under my heels, to know that
I am King in this savage place.
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But even a King must have his
Jungle Queen.
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If I can just find her,
then everything will be
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all right.
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There she is...but changed.
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- Bad doll.
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- Even her voice is different.
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- This is a bad doll.
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It keeps telling me things
I don't want to hear.
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- What has happened to her?
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- And if this bad doll doesn't
shut up, I'm going to brush
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its hair right out!
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- I ran into your friend Maxx
today, Julie.
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He still hasn't got a clue that
you're the key to all this.
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I killed him of course.
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Shot him and locked him in
a dumpster with a handful
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of dark Isz.
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- They turn meat-eaters
when you bring them over.
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Did you know that?
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Life is good.
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- These little Iszes are pretty
interesting.
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Did you know that to humans
they they appear as whatever
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you dress them as?
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That's why I set up shop
in the old costume warehouse.
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Pretty clever, huh?
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Of course, the Bulldog Jar
Rubber Factory upstairs
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still smells of decaying rubber.
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But I think that just adds
to the ambiance, don't you?
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Not that you're in any position
to complain.
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In fact, I can do anything
to you I want.
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- Oh, please.
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Let me guess.
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I'm supposed to be dressed as
every cheerleader and Prom Queen
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who ever turned you down
for a date, and as I beg and
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whimper, you finally achieve
some sort of tawdry sexual
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revenge.
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Well, so much for that plan.
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- Shut up!!
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Now, where was I?
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Oh, yes, Plan 2.
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- Is all this baroque posturing
supposed to scare me?
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I mean, sure you can kill me,
but so can every crackhead
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on my block.
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A tooth from one of those little
monsters he keeps around.
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Hm, must be sharp.
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- Trust me, you will fear me.
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- I doubt it.
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You don't have a clue
who I am.
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- You think I don't know you.
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I've stalked you.
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- So, you see me as some
Little Miss Perfect to be
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seduced and disposed of.
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Actually, I'm pretty flawed,
you know.
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I've got a fat stomach and
chafe marks where my jeans
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cut in, bad breath from
eating the wrong stuff,
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and my underarms are stubbly.
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You, however, have a problem
with women.
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- How perceptive.
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Did you figure that one out when
I kidnapped you or when I tied
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you up with leather straps?
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Of course, I've got a problem
with women!!
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Everyone has a problem with
women because women taunt
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and tease, because they are
attractive and they punish you
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for being attracted.
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You claim to be a pro-sex
feminist, but would a feminist
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of any stripe be so deliberately
risk taking?
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You dropped out of college,
set up this freelance social
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work of yours, started bailing
people out of jail, trying to
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reform them, surrounded by
dangerous, desperate men,
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and look where it's gotten you.
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- So, it's my fault.
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- I'm not the one who has
underwear outside her clothes.
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- This has nothing to do with
the clothes I wear.
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You broke into my house
and kidnapped me.
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You're twisted as a corkscrew
and looking to find someone...
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women, feminism, me...
to blame it on.
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Quit whining like a broken doll
and get on with it.
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- Are you sure that's
what you want?
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I can tell you things,
Julie Winters...things you've
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tried to forget, things about
me, yourself, even the Maxx.
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This whole elaborate fiction
you've built up to protect
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yourself from the truth.
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Do you remember Spirit Animals,
Julie?
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Do you remember?
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Do you remember where you were?
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- This guy is telling me things
I don't want to hear.
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- What it looked like.
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- And if it doesn't shut up
I'm going to brush its head...
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- You were never able to accept
the other plain, Julie,
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never able to...
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- ...if this doll doesn't
shut up.
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- Instead, you hide in this
fantasy.
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- I'm gonna brush and brush
until I brush off its...
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- It's all in your...
- Head.
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- I awoke from the daydream of
the wild place and teeth were at
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my throat, so I awoke and slew.
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But Julie is still kidnapped
and the Jungle Queen is insane.
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I didn't protect either of them.
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- I failed.
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- I wish it was time for
"Cheers," but it's not.
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It's time for vengeance.
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- MAN: Safe home, dear friends,
and come again, to behold the
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mysteries of MTV's "Oddities."
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