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NARRATOR: At this very moment,
in the town of Couer d'Couers...
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...a girl named Chuck
was attending her father's funeral.
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The only parent she had ever known
was accidentally, inadvertently killed...
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...by the boy she loved...
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...who was, at this very moment...
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...attending his own mother's funeral,
who had actually died twice.
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It was a blood vessel
bursting in her brain...
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...that caused
Ned's mother's first death.
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However, young Ned had a secret gift:
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He could touch dead things
and bring them back to life.
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Must've slipped. Clumsy.
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Did the timer go off?
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It was a gift with two simple caveats:
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Keep a dead thing alive
for more than a minute...
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...and something else
would die in its place.
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And touch a dead thing twice,
it dies again, this time, forever.
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Young Ned felt responsible
not only for his mother's death...
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...but the death of Chuck's father.
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His feelings of guilt were amplified,
because he too was in love.
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The next time young Ned
would see the girl named Chuck...
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...she would be dead.
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Unlike Chuck,
young Ned still had a father.
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-After a brief mourning period...
-I'll be back.
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...he would deposit Ned
at the Longborough School for Boys.
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After her own father's death...
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...Chuck was fostered
by Aunts Lily and Vivian...
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...a renowned synchronized-swimming
duo and sister neurotics...
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...who helped her build a new home,
bee by bee.
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It was Aunt Lily who found the ad
on the pages of the Thrifty Nickel...
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...in a fleeting wisp of something
resembling maternal instinct.
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Just wanted you to stop staring
at that spot where your father died.
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Young Chuck rebuilt her home
by building a new home...
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...for a homeless queen and her hive.
The bees thrived. So did Chuck.
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And while Chuck thrived...
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...Ned waited for his father
to bring him home...
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...and waited...
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...and waited.
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Just as Chuck remembered
how home felt...
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...Ned tried not to forget
what home was.
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He held on to it
the only way he could...
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...and became...
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...the Pie-Maker.
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And the girl named Chuck
became dead.
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She was 28 years,
24 weeks, 3 days, 11 hours...
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...and 51 minutes old
when murdered on a Tahitian getaway.
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-But one touch from the Pie-Maker...
NED: Hey, I think somebody's truck's on fire.
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MAN: Oh, jeez.
NARRATOR:...and she was alive once more.
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Sorry I'm late.
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The Pie-Maker
could never touch her again.
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Chuck's survival now depended
on a delicate dance...
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...a ballet of avoidance.
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CHUCK: Going.
-Stopping.
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-Crossing.
-Waiting.
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The Pie-Maker took precautions
to ensure Chuck felt safe at home.
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Slippers were worn,
adorned with bells.
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-Going.
-Stopping. Following.
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Digby kept his eyes open
to the hazards of touch...
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...a canine proximity alert...
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[BARKING]
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...who could not only play dead...
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...but could do so from experience.
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[BARKS]
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Neither the Pie-Maker
nor Chuck could move...
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...without the other one knowing...
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...and to the Pie-Maker,
it felt like home.
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So Chuck and the Pie-Maker
built a home together, bee by bee.
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Tragically, rogue pesticides
killed those bees, but only briefly.
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This will go better
if you wear less clothes.
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You've already got me shucked
like an ear of corn.
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Well, I'm shucked too,
way down to my silky intimates...
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...just to put on a beekeeper suit.
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Remind me why
you're shucked and silky.
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I thought it was only fair.
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You stopped being fair.
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Right. You do realize
I can get new bees.
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I can make a new home for new bees.
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You love these bees.
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A happy hive's a happy home,
and you can't be happy if you're dead.
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There are a thousand dead bees here.
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I don't want butterflies to die
because you bring my bees back.
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Think about it as a pest-control issue.
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There's a water-bug infestation
in the drainpipes.
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If I touch 1000 little dead bees
to life...
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...maybe 1000 little water bugs
will no longer be a problem.
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Last time I asked you
to bring something back, you said no.
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It was your dad.
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That would've been weird,
if not actively traumatic.
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To bring my dad back even for a minute,
it may be ghoulish, but it's also sweet...
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...like a taxidermied pet,
or someone's ashes in a teddy bear.
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If you could bring your dad back
just for a minute, you wouldn't?
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That would be an awkward minute.
I haven't seen the man in 20 years.
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I'll stick to bees.
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At least they know what home is.
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-This is very, very sweet of you.
-And will probably sting.
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Well, don't offend the bees.
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How would I offend the bees?
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NARRATOR: Olive Snook once felt
as at home in her Pie Hole uniform...
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...as she did her own skin.
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But recently,
home and uniform had begun to chafe.
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Believing Chuck
merely faked her death...
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...Olive kept the secret
that Chuck was still alive.
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But the secret that weighed the most
in Olive's satchel of deception...
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...was that she was still in love
with the Pie-Maker.
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At that very moment,
Private Investigator Emerson Cod...
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...was enjoying a new love
of the pop-up variety.
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Combining his fondness
of detective work and stress knitting...
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...Mr. Cod authored
and constructed Lil' Gum Shoe.
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I love you, Lil' Gum Shoe.
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Mr. Cod had time to author pop-ups...
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...because he saved time
solving murders with a Pie-Maker...
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...who can undead the dead...
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[DOOR RATTLES]
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...and ask how they got that way.
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My wife has been murdered.
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What the po-po say about your wife?
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Work-related mishap.
Said she was sloppy.
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-Was she?
-She wasn't sloppy.
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She was having an affair.
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She was gonna leave me or him.
I'm not sure which.
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She wasn't using proper nouns,
but I was eavesdropping.
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If your old lady was stepping out,
why you give a damn who killed her?
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I was hoping she was gonna leave him,
not me. I couldn't bear it if she left me.
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-Uh-huh. What line of work she in?
-Bees. You know anything about bees?
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I know somebody
who knows somebody.
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Ahem. Well, let me just say
that I am sorry about your loss...
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...and I do accept credit cards.
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NARRATOR:
The facts were these:
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One Kentucky Fitz, wife of Dusty...
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...was the number-one Bee-Girl
of Betty's Bees.
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Betty's Bees, trademark, was all the buzz
in beauty and well-being...
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...with honey
and honey-based moisturizers...
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...anti-aging creams, soaps
and lip balms.
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Kentucky was 26 years, 3 weeks,
5 days and 39 minutes old...
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...when found stung to death...
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...behind the wheel
of her Betty's Bees Bee Mobile.
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-Which one is Kentucky Fitz?
-Biscuits.
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-Biscuits?
-You got biscuits, you got shrimps.
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Biscuits. Shrimps.
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-You got something to flip her over?
-Why you gotta flip her over?
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Front don't look no different...
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...and it ain't like you gonna be
having a conversation.
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It sure ain't.
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CHUCK:
Ooh.
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Kentucky?
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Maybe she's paralyzed
from all the bee stings.
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I'm just taking in my surroundings.
Apparently, I'm dead.
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[GRUNTING]
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-Really?
CHUCK: Oh, I'm sorry...
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...but was your death accidental?
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Was I accidentally
swarmed by bees? No.
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I may have been up to some mischief.
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Your husband thinks what got you killed
was some workplace romance gone sour.
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And my husband
has a problem with eavesdropping.
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There was no romance.
It was my workplace went sour.
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I was leaving Betty's Bees.
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Did you tell Dusty you were leaving?
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If I told him, he would worry
and ask a lot of questions...
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...and then I'd have to lie
about sabotaging Betty's Bees.
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-Why did you sabotage Betty's Bees?
-Why? Because Betty had it coming.
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Intention was to quit
before I got caught.
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-Who caught you?
-I couldn't see his face. Or her face.
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All the lights went out one by one...
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...and then there was a terrible hum.
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Then, out of the darkness,
it came for me.
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It spit something,
and then a swarm of bees attacked.
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I tried to get a good look at it...
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...but the bees
were already stinging my eyes.
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That's terrifying.
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Oh, sorry. Five seconds.
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-How'd you sabotage Betty's Bees?
-Any last wishes?
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-Only that Dusty not be alone.
EMERSON: Yeah.
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-How'd you sabotage Betty's Bees?
-With a lot of might--
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EMERSON:
That's nice.
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We don't know what she was doing,
but we do know it took a lot of effort.
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[BEES BUZZING]
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Do you hear something?
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-Is she still breathing?
-That's not breathing.
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I told you not to turn her over.
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Could that have happened to me
on the roof? Could I have been swarmed?
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In my underwear too. I could've
been swarmed in my underwear.
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Hey. You don't get
to put them pictures in my head.
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-That's an assault on my imagination.
-What a horrible way to die.
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Thousands of stingers stinging you.
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Like secrets that don't sting once...
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...they keep stinging you
until you're bloated and full of pus.
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-Who wanted à la mode?
-Ah.
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NED: Well, Kentucky was bloated
and full of pus...
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...because she was sabotaging
Betty's Bees.
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Kentucky had it in for Betty,
but who had it in for Kentucky?
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The terrifying bee man.
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What if he was made of bees?
That's why she couldn't see his face.
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He didn't have one. What if there's
a whole bee-folk society...
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-...who walk like people?
-You're thinking about how you can...
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-...train bees to walk in people shapes?
-Yeah.
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Ain't no bees walking around
in no people shapes.
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Kentucky was wiggity-wiggity-whacked.
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-With a swarm of bees.
-Smells like an inside job.
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Kentucky was talking to someone
when Dusty was dropping eaves.
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Someone who knew what she was doing
and would wanna kill her for it.
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Well, if it is an inside job,
we gonna need an inside bee girl.
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-No.
-We gotta tap this honey at the source.
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Uh-huh.
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"Calling all Bee-Girls."
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NARRATOR: Under the nom de plume
of Katherine "Kitty" Pimms...
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...Chuck answered the call
calling for Bee-Girls.
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You know, I find...
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...that the most amazing creatures
have furry behinds.
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Sitting in Woolsey Nicholls' office,
discussing the furry behinds of bees...
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...Chuck realized this was
her very first job interview ever.
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She considered this fact for a moment,
then had to ask:
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I have to ask,
are you the Woolsey Nicholls...
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...from Bzzzzzzzzz! Honey and More?
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Mm. Yes, I am.
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Why are you here?
Isn't Betty's Bees your biggest rival?
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I own Betty's Bees now.
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We made the acquisition very quietly.
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These days, merger can send
brand loyalists into a tizzy.
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Well, I'm a honey loyalist,
and you'll get no tizzy from me.
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I just hope you're not killing Bee-Girls.
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-I beg your pardon?
-The Bee-Girl sales division.
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With any acquisition, there's always
downsizing and restructuring.
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I hope it doesn't affect the Bee-Girls.
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The Bee-Girls will always have a home
in my hive.
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Unfortunately,
although fortunate for you...
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...we've recently had an opening
in the Bee-Girl division.
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Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
Kentucky Fitz?
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Something about
a honey-harvesting tragedy?
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Yes. It's very sad.
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She had a bright future here
at the new Betty's Bees.
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Yeah. I also heard that she was thinking of,
um, leaving Betty's Bees before she died.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
232
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:58,996
-Well, you sure hear a lot of things.
-Very gossipy office.
233
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:02,956
Yes. Well, I think you will find
that particular rumor to be false...
234
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:05,796
...because Kentucky was invested.
235
00:13:05,966 --> 00:13:08,126
She was the new face of Betty's Bees.
236
00:13:08,296 --> 00:13:11,256
We designed our entire brand relaunch
around her.
237
00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:13,386
But Betty is the face of Betty's Bees.
238
00:13:13,556 --> 00:13:17,226
Oh, no, no.
See, Betty-- Betty's the old face.
239
00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:19,476
"Old" being the operative word.
240
00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:22,806
-She's 37.
-She's 38, which rounds up to 40...
241
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,476
...which rounds up to 50,
which rounds up to old.
242
00:13:25,646 --> 00:13:29,526
And if you are in the business
of trying to sell a product...
243
00:13:29,696 --> 00:13:31,946
...that promises youth, beauty
and vitality...
244
00:13:32,116 --> 00:13:35,116
-...you have to make a strong case for it.
-Mm-hm.
245
00:13:35,286 --> 00:13:37,906
Correction:
We have to make a strong case for it.
246
00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:40,286
Kitty, I would be honored...
247
00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:44,546
...if you called Betty's Bees
your new home.
248
00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:46,876
Betty's Bees is my new home.
249
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:48,466
Ah. Stupendous.
250
00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:50,006
[WOOLSEY CHUCKLING]
251
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WOOLSEY [OVER HEADPHONES]: Well, well--
-Chuck has a new home. I blame you.
252
00:13:52,886 --> 00:13:55,006
I blame me too. That went well.
253
00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,846
NARRATOR:
Emerson Cod's inside man...
254
00:13:57,016 --> 00:14:00,636
...a.k.a. Betty's Bees' newest Bee-Girl,
Kitty Pimms...
255
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,856
...buzzed through the offices
of Betty's Bees...
256
00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:09,106
...until she buzzed upon the office
of one Kentucky Fitz.
257
00:14:09,277 --> 00:14:14,737
Chuck/Kitty searched
for any hint of a saboteur's agenda.
258
00:14:24,337 --> 00:14:25,587
What she found...
259
00:14:25,747 --> 00:14:27,167
[SCREAMS]
260
00:14:27,337 --> 00:14:28,547
...was the eponymous Betty Bee.
261
00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:31,837
CHUCK: What are you doing in there?
-Cognitive therapy for claustrophobia.
262
00:14:32,007 --> 00:14:34,337
-You're Betty Bee.
-That's right.
263
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:38,137
Why am I explaining myself to you?
You should be explaining yourself to me.
264
00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:40,387
I'm sorry.
I thought this office was vacant.
265
00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:42,767
I'm Kitty Pimms. I've just been hired.
266
00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:45,017
-By whom?
-Woolsey Nicholls.
267
00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:47,267
Woolsey?
268
00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:49,357
So you're replacing Kentucky?
269
00:14:49,527 --> 00:14:52,697
A little soon after her death.
Seems distasteful, don't you think?
270
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:55,157
It does, but it also speaks
to the efficiency...
271
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:58,657
-...of your Human Resources department.
-Mm-hm.
272
00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:02,997
I wonder how else you'll be replacing
Kentucky. Since I'm a withered hag...
273
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:05,537
...tattered by every grain
in the hourglass...
274
00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:09,377
...Betty's Bees still needs a fresh face.
And after what happened, well...
275
00:15:09,547 --> 00:15:13,177
...no one wants to think about that
when they're buying lip balm.
276
00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:16,297
Welcome to Betty's Bees.
277
00:15:18,887 --> 00:15:23,937
Kentucky's affairs were clearly a bee
in Betty Bee's bonnet.
278
00:15:29,317 --> 00:15:33,237
Oh, I just wanted to say what an honor
it is to be working with you--
279
00:15:33,397 --> 00:15:35,197
Thank you. Get out.
280
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,567
And so Chuck got out.
281
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,577
But the question remained:
282
00:15:39,737 --> 00:15:42,697
Betty Bee: coconspirator or killer?
283
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:46,117
Kentucky was the new face of Betty's,
which does give Betty motive.
284
00:15:46,287 --> 00:15:49,087
Being replaced by better-looking
always gives you motive.
285
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:52,257
But Kentucky was sabotaging
Betty's Bees, trademark...
286
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:55,337
...which was owned by Woolsey,
which gives Woolsey motive.
287
00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:58,007
Woolsey's a businessman.
Somebody sabotage him...
288
00:15:58,177 --> 00:16:00,717
...he'd send in a swarm of lawyers,
not bees.
289
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:04,637
I know. They were lovers
of the same-sex persuasion...
290
00:16:04,807 --> 00:16:07,557
...and the key is for their love nest.
291
00:16:07,727 --> 00:16:10,107
We've ruled out workplace romance.
292
00:16:10,647 --> 00:16:13,437
I'll just cross that off my list, then.
293
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,777
I haven't ruled out workplace romance.
294
00:16:15,947 --> 00:16:17,607
EMERSON:
Romance does give you motive.
295
00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:21,078
Somebody always loving
somebody they shouldn't be loving.
296
00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:26,748
-Is that for your aunts?
-Extra vanilla.
297
00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:32,458
Olive Snook discovered it wasn't vanilla
while delivering pie to Chuck's aunts.
298
00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:36,088
It wasn't the only secret
she would discover that night.
299
00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:38,298
The high doses
of herbal mood-enhancers...
300
00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:41,348
...not only caused
particularly vivid side effects...
301
00:16:41,508 --> 00:16:43,888
...but they also prompted
a confession.
302
00:16:44,058 --> 00:16:46,018
I'm Charlotte's mother.
303
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:49,398
It was a confession not even
Lily's sister, Vivian, had heard...
304
00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:54,688
...and to ensure that she never would,
Lily banished Olive from their lives.
305
00:16:54,858 --> 00:16:57,698
Since both Chuck and her mother
were supposed to be dead...
306
00:16:57,858 --> 00:16:59,868
...neither could know
the other was alive.
307
00:17:00,028 --> 00:17:02,988
I don't know if Betty killed Kentucky,
or if she didn't...
308
00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:06,158
...but I know this: Betty knows
something about something.
309
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:09,168
-All right, I'll give Betty the shakedown.
-No. No shaking.
310
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:12,128
What if someone from Betty's Bees
finds out you're a spy?
311
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,958
Spying is like sabotage
in that they kill you for it.
312
00:17:15,128 --> 00:17:17,548
That's what you do with spies.
You kill them...
313
00:17:17,718 --> 00:17:20,218
...and you don't feel bad,
because they're spying.
314
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:22,848
Ned, they're not gonna kill me
during office hours.
315
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,178
Yeah. Stop trying
to spook my inside man.
316
00:17:26,348 --> 00:17:28,308
-You could die.
-And you're already dead.
317
00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:30,098
LILY:
Told you she wasn't dead.
318
00:17:35,438 --> 00:17:37,398
If I could breathe, I would vomit.
319
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:39,568
VIVIAN:
Olive Snook.
320
00:17:39,738 --> 00:17:42,658
Every week, a delicious,
life-giving pie, and then nothing.
321
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,618
I thought you were dead,
and so soon after Charlotte.
322
00:17:45,788 --> 00:17:47,748
I was beginning
to take dying personally.
323
00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:51,748
We would've called, but by the time
I knew, Vivian was already on the bus.
324
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:53,378
Lily was very tenacious.
325
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:56,378
She tried to get me to come home
in six consecutive stops.
326
00:17:56,548 --> 00:18:01,178
She insisted on coming all this way just
to ask why you stopped delivering pies.
327
00:18:02,008 --> 00:18:03,048
I'm...
328
00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:06,058
...really flaky.
329
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,808
-That's what I told her.
VIVIAN: It's not about the pies...
330
00:18:08,978 --> 00:18:12,098
...although the pies were always lovely,
and so vivid.
331
00:18:12,268 --> 00:18:15,938
I gotta go get somebody's,
uh, something.
332
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,778
Get under there.
333
00:18:24,948 --> 00:18:27,618
They're here because you stopped
delivering their pies.
334
00:18:27,789 --> 00:18:29,619
All this time, I've been making pies--
335
00:18:29,789 --> 00:18:33,539
And dosing them with what you claim
is vanilla, but that ain't vanilla.
336
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,379
I'm gonna dose the both of y'all
with shut-the-fudge-up.
337
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,339
NARRATOR: The weight of kept secrets
had become unbearable...
338
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,799
...for the pint-sized pie-slinger.
339
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:44,389
Why don't we talk?
I thought you were my friend.
340
00:18:44,549 --> 00:18:47,809
-Like I said, flaky.
-I got something to say.
341
00:18:47,969 --> 00:18:51,519
I'm gonna say it to you and you
and you and your hump.
342
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,019
Olive wanted to let loose
the secrets and lies...
343
00:18:54,189 --> 00:18:58,189
...she'd been force-fed by her friends:
that Chuck was still alive...
344
00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:00,029
...that Lily was her mother...
345
00:19:00,189 --> 00:19:02,949
...but instead,
what came out was this:
346
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,119
[SCREAMS]
347
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:14,829
What's gotten into you?
348
00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:17,209
I am a sawed-off shotgun
full of secrets.
349
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:20,839
-Did she say she was armed?
-No, I don't have a gun. I am a gun.
350
00:19:21,009 --> 00:19:22,919
At any moment, truth buckshot...
351
00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:26,009
...could come spewing out of my muzzle.
Look out.
352
00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:27,429
LILY & NED:
That's enough.
353
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,219
Truer words were never spoken.
354
00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:32,309
This rifle is gonna go away
in a little satin-lined case...
355
00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:34,639
...with the trigger locked
and the safety on.
356
00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:37,109
I quit. I'm quitting you...
357
00:19:37,269 --> 00:19:41,649
...and this, and, you know, all of this.
358
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:44,279
Olive, you don't have to quit.
Calm down.
359
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:47,319
You want a drink?
Lily, hand me your purse.
360
00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:49,529
I'm not thirsty.
361
00:19:52,909 --> 00:19:55,079
I'm tendering my resignation...
362
00:19:55,669 --> 00:20:00,709
...and resigning my tenders to the cold,
harsh reality...
363
00:20:00,879 --> 00:20:03,509
...of what's not meant to be.
364
00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:06,049
But you can't just leave.
365
00:20:07,889 --> 00:20:09,049
Vivian, go wait outside.
366
00:20:09,219 --> 00:20:12,389
-But--
-Haven't you caused enough trouble?
367
00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:16,769
This is your home. Where will you go?
368
00:20:18,939 --> 00:20:21,109
I know a place.
369
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:38,539
Aunt Vivian used to always say there's
nothing sadder than an empty birdcage.
370
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,170
Is Olive ever gonna come home?
371
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,710
She didn't say.
She said her apartment was paid...
372
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,380
...to the end of the year,
and she asked me to water her plants.
373
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,220
I feel like I broke her.
374
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:50,890
I enlisted her to spy on my aunts...
375
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:54,600
...and then turned her
into a homeopathic drug mule.
376
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:56,730
What homeopathic drugs
was she muling?
377
00:20:58,230 --> 00:21:01,230
I baked antidepressants into pies
to get them out of the house.
378
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,730
It's something I've always wanted
to do, but never had the chance.
379
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,240
I guess it worked.
380
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:10,410
I got them out of the house.
Olive got them out of the house.
381
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,450
They got out of the house.
382
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,540
I mean, Vivian took the bus.
She never takes the bus.
383
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:19,210
She thinks it's too intimate.
384
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,420
I wish there was a way
I could thank Olive.
385
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,750
You know today's my first day
at Betty's Bees?
386
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,760
That was my first job interview ever.
387
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,970
I mean, I haven't gone anywhere
with my life, and this is my second one.
388
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:34,060
All I have is a fake résumé filled
with things that I've never even done.
389
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,890
I mean, I've never even lived alone.
390
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,480
-How long did you live alone?
-Long enough.
391
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:42,150
Don't you think that's odd? My entire life.
392
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:45,570
My aunts swept in the moment my
dad died and you the moment I died.
393
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,070
You're thinking about living here.
Aren't you?
394
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,780
Yeah. Well, you hate corduroy
and sleighbell slippers.
395
00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:57,290
I'll stop walking in on you doing things
you don't want me to know about.
396
00:21:57,460 --> 00:22:00,000
Would never have happened
if you wore your slippers.
397
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,630
-It'll be romantic.
-I'm confused. More.
398
00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:04,960
-More?
-More explanation. How is it romantic?
399
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:07,130
You've got a job
and now you're moving out?
400
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,300
But I didn't get a job.
401
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:13,640
I'm undercover Kitty. And I'm not
moving out, I'm just moving next door.
402
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,850
It's French. It's very
first-class Parisian living.
403
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:21,140
His-and-her suites and coy
midnight knocks on the door...
404
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:23,940
-...to share a lover's boudoir.
-You'll be knocking?
405
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,150
You can knock too.
406
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,150
NARRATOR:
This was not romantic for the Pie-Maker.
407
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,950
Yay. Knocking.
408
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,990
Where's Olive?
409
00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:39,830
Olive Snook was where
Lily had taken her.
410
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
[HUMMING]
411
00:23:03,771 --> 00:23:05,691
[SHUSHING]
412
00:23:05,861 --> 00:23:10,861
It was a place that valued
Olive's silence as much as Lily did.
413
00:23:14,121 --> 00:23:15,371
Hello, Betty.
414
00:23:15,531 --> 00:23:17,701
A little bee tells me
you've met Kitty Pimms.
415
00:23:17,871 --> 00:23:19,041
Briefly.
416
00:23:19,201 --> 00:23:22,911
Well, this morning Kitty says to me,
she says, "I wanna speak to Betty Bee.
417
00:23:23,121 --> 00:23:25,541
Bee-Girl to Bee-Girl,
tell her how much she means."
418
00:23:25,711 --> 00:23:27,541
Bless.
419
00:23:27,711 --> 00:23:33,511
And if there's a lull in the conversation, you
just ask Kitty why she loves bees. Oh? Oh.
420
00:23:33,681 --> 00:23:36,761
-You'll be glad you did.
-Thank you.
421
00:23:36,931 --> 00:23:39,561
Betty, I know Kentucky
was your number one Bee-Girl...
422
00:23:39,721 --> 00:23:42,271
...and I wanna live up to her standard...
423
00:23:42,431 --> 00:23:44,561
...of honey harvesting
and sales excellence.
424
00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:48,401
You're not really going to stand there
and kiss my ass, are you?
425
00:23:48,571 --> 00:23:52,071
Or didn't Woolsey tell you?
He didn't. How politic.
426
00:23:52,241 --> 00:23:55,531
-Tell me what?
-His acquisition was a hostile takeover.
427
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,411
-No, he didn't mention the hostile part.
-Oh, yes.
428
00:23:58,581 --> 00:24:02,291
The ass you were just kissing is now
just the ass of a retired honey mascot.
429
00:24:02,451 --> 00:24:06,251
That's my new title:
honey mascot/consultant.
430
00:24:06,421 --> 00:24:08,251
Used to be founder and president.
431
00:24:09,211 --> 00:24:11,801
That would make me stinging mad.
432
00:24:11,961 --> 00:24:14,921
I get to keep my old office,
just not my dignity.
433
00:24:15,431 --> 00:24:18,551
When all of your bees die,
it's hard to care about any of it.
434
00:24:18,721 --> 00:24:21,971
-All your bees died?
-The colony collapsed.
435
00:24:22,181 --> 00:24:24,391
Mites might've caused it.
In fact, they did.
436
00:24:24,561 --> 00:24:29,061
Took over every hive. Not long after
Woolsey took over Betty's Bees.
437
00:24:29,231 --> 00:24:32,651
Might almost be poetic
if it didn't suck so much.
438
00:24:32,821 --> 00:24:36,781
NARRATOR: Kentucky didn't sabotage
Betty's Bees with a lot of might.
439
00:24:36,951 --> 00:24:41,411
-She sabotaged Betty's Bees with:
-A lot of mites.
440
00:24:42,621 --> 00:24:46,291
-Take a lot of mites to cause a collapse.
-Sure does.
441
00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:49,501
I grew up with generations
of those bees.
442
00:24:50,501 --> 00:24:54,961
The first hive was an infestation
in the corner of my bedroom.
443
00:24:56,132 --> 00:24:57,802
I was 5.
444
00:24:58,342 --> 00:25:01,302
-I tried to kill it.
-Oh.
445
00:25:01,472 --> 00:25:05,182
I was stopped. Mother was a Methodist
and Daddy was a pragmatist, so:
446
00:25:05,352 --> 00:25:08,272
"God put those bees there
for a reason."
447
00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:11,862
-They were right.
-You lived with bees?
448
00:25:12,022 --> 00:25:13,782
That sounds magical.
449
00:25:13,942 --> 00:25:17,322
We called it the Honey House.
450
00:25:17,492 --> 00:25:21,662
The Honey House is empty now.
We left together, me and the bees.
451
00:25:22,332 --> 00:25:25,042
Those bees built Betty's Bees.
452
00:25:25,252 --> 00:25:28,372
What happened to those bees?
Could it be sabotage?
453
00:25:29,042 --> 00:25:30,792
A conspiracy?
454
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,132
How dramatic.
455
00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:35,212
You think someone
intentionally murdered my bees?
456
00:25:35,382 --> 00:25:38,842
-Just a thought.
-It wasn't sabotage, Kitty.
457
00:25:39,012 --> 00:25:42,682
Sometimes, bad things just happen.
458
00:25:43,182 --> 00:25:46,222
NARRATOR: Unbeknownst to Chuck,
a.k.a. Kitty Pimms...
459
00:25:46,392 --> 00:25:51,562
...something bad was about
to just happen to her.
460
00:25:57,072 --> 00:25:59,112
Did Kentucky talk
about colony collapse?
461
00:25:59,282 --> 00:26:02,122
Is it upsetting? She tends not
to tell me upsetting things.
462
00:26:02,282 --> 00:26:04,242
It's when a beehive
becomes inhospitable.
463
00:26:04,412 --> 00:26:07,542
In this case, infested with mites.
All the bees fly away to die.
464
00:26:07,712 --> 00:26:08,962
It's a natural phenomenon.
465
00:26:09,122 --> 00:26:11,922
Except when a bee company gets
bought out by its rival...
466
00:26:12,132 --> 00:26:16,002
...and its star employee dead,
then maybe it don't happen so naturally.
467
00:26:16,172 --> 00:26:19,342
See, Kentucky,
she was sabotaging Betty's Bees...
468
00:26:19,552 --> 00:26:22,972
...which took a lot of might, as in effort,
and a lot of mites, as in pests.
469
00:26:23,142 --> 00:26:24,472
She was infecting the hives.
470
00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:26,682
Somebody found out and killed her for it.
471
00:26:26,892 --> 00:26:28,732
How do you know
she was sabotaging?
472
00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:30,482
She confessed.
473
00:26:30,692 --> 00:26:32,902
Before she died. Not to us...
474
00:26:33,062 --> 00:26:36,232
...but to a reliable source who wishes
to remain anonymous.
475
00:26:36,442 --> 00:26:38,192
Is your reliable source Betty Bee?
476
00:26:38,862 --> 00:26:41,862
-What makes you say that?
-Kentucky was very close with Betty.
477
00:26:42,072 --> 00:26:45,492
They were like sisters until someone
asked Kentucky to be the new Betty.
478
00:26:45,662 --> 00:26:48,542
It must be hard,
your wife was killed because of sabotage...
479
00:26:48,702 --> 00:26:52,042
...but at least she wasn't cheating.
She loved you very, very much.
480
00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:55,592
-And she'd never hurt you.
-She was the only family I ever had.
481
00:26:55,752 --> 00:26:57,672
You know, that I liked and liked me.
482
00:26:59,512 --> 00:27:01,922
If I was more comfortable
with you people, I'd cry.
483
00:27:02,092 --> 00:27:03,632
-You can cry. It's okay.
-Thanks.
484
00:27:03,802 --> 00:27:07,182
It is not okay for a grown-ass man
to weep in public...
485
00:27:07,353 --> 00:27:09,603
...with a bunch of happy families
enjoying pie.
486
00:27:12,853 --> 00:27:16,773
If you can't hold it, you take your ass
to the men's room...
487
00:27:16,943 --> 00:27:19,783
...and cry in private on the toilet.
488
00:27:19,993 --> 00:27:22,903
-Like a man.
-I need to use the men's room.
489
00:27:23,823 --> 00:27:26,703
Look, I know where Betty put the key.
I can get it tomorrow.
490
00:27:26,873 --> 00:27:29,413
She's not gonna stay in her office all day.
491
00:27:31,753 --> 00:27:33,083
What?
492
00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:36,503
I thought you gonna start squawking
about how dangerous it'll be to go back.
493
00:27:36,673 --> 00:27:38,293
Squawk, squawk.
494
00:27:38,463 --> 00:27:39,963
I'm not gonna wag my finger.
495
00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:43,633
It's Chuck's life and she can
live it however she'd like.
496
00:27:43,803 --> 00:27:46,263
I can't expect her to sit inside
all day and--
497
00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:48,143
-Hide!
-No, I don't need to--
498
00:27:48,313 --> 00:27:49,433
Woman, hide your ass.
499
00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:56,103
Oh, Vivian. I didn't know
you were here, um.
500
00:27:56,273 --> 00:27:58,313
We're just closing up.
501
00:27:59,363 --> 00:28:00,483
There. All closed.
502
00:28:00,693 --> 00:28:03,823
-There's still people inside.
-Cleaning crew. How are you?
503
00:28:04,033 --> 00:28:06,993
To be honest, I wasn't craving pie,
I was craving company.
504
00:28:07,163 --> 00:28:11,243
Lily absconded with herself. First time
in 30 years l don't know where she is.
505
00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:13,703
I didn't know where else to go.
506
00:28:13,913 --> 00:28:17,133
It's all right.
I'm sure Lily will be back.
507
00:28:17,293 --> 00:28:19,503
Oh, yes. Though I don't
know about Olive.
508
00:28:19,673 --> 00:28:22,003
And then of course, there's Charlotte.
509
00:28:22,213 --> 00:28:24,383
Everyone seems to be leaving me.
510
00:28:24,553 --> 00:28:26,803
Home was my haven.
Now everything there...
511
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,513
...just reminds me
of everything not there.
512
00:28:29,723 --> 00:28:33,023
Chuck. I mean, Charlotte.
513
00:28:33,183 --> 00:28:37,903
Her room is how she left it. Clothes in
the closet, her books on the shelves.
514
00:28:38,063 --> 00:28:40,573
Her special pillow,
still at the head of the bed.
515
00:28:40,773 --> 00:28:42,733
I didn't know she had a special pillow.
516
00:28:42,903 --> 00:28:44,193
It was her father's.
517
00:28:44,363 --> 00:28:47,703
I'm sure it's teeming with fungus
and microscopic bugs that feed...
518
00:28:47,873 --> 00:28:50,493
...on flakes of human skin,
but she was fond of it.
519
00:28:51,413 --> 00:28:54,293
I know you loved having Charlotte
safe at home...
520
00:28:54,463 --> 00:28:57,213
...smiling on the other side of the room,
but she's gone.
521
00:28:57,373 --> 00:28:58,793
She's moved out.
522
00:28:59,883 --> 00:29:01,093
Hm?
523
00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:02,923
I mean on. She's moved on.
524
00:29:03,803 --> 00:29:09,263
Maybe it's time for you to move on
and get rid of that pillow.
525
00:29:11,513 --> 00:29:14,813
NARRATOR: As the Pie-Maker considered
Chuck's worldly belongings...
526
00:29:14,984 --> 00:29:17,234
...and how Vivian clinged to them...
527
00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:20,154
...Olive was clinging to her own.
528
00:29:20,314 --> 00:29:22,064
OLIVE:
Uh, excuse me.
529
00:29:22,734 --> 00:29:25,234
Mother Superior. Hi.
530
00:29:26,404 --> 00:29:30,574
I have been here for a day and was told
the porter would come for my things.
531
00:29:30,744 --> 00:29:33,744
-Do I need to tell him what room I'm in?
-The poor, sister.
532
00:29:33,914 --> 00:29:37,254
The poor will come for your belongings.
Part of your vow of poverty?
533
00:29:37,414 --> 00:29:39,214
I thought that was a temporary vow...
534
00:29:39,374 --> 00:29:41,964
...since I'm only gonna be
a temporary nun.
535
00:29:42,134 --> 00:29:44,924
Don't you have some kind of
storage facility?
536
00:29:46,884 --> 00:29:49,184
This is your home
for as long as you're here.
537
00:29:49,344 --> 00:29:52,354
And as long as you're here,
you will live as a nun.
538
00:29:52,514 --> 00:29:54,264
But I like my belongings.
539
00:29:54,434 --> 00:29:56,274
That's why they belong to me.
540
00:29:56,434 --> 00:29:58,394
I wanna be poor in other ways.
541
00:30:00,444 --> 00:30:03,944
We offer sanctuary,
but it doesn't come without a price.
542
00:30:04,154 --> 00:30:06,234
Work hard and you will see results.
543
00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:09,994
Commit yourself and you may even find
that you wish to stay.
544
00:30:10,164 --> 00:30:11,704
Like a gym membership.
545
00:30:11,874 --> 00:30:13,664
I can cancel at any time?
546
00:30:13,874 --> 00:30:18,504
God in his wisdom has led you here.
547
00:30:18,714 --> 00:30:22,384
Take refuge and hide your secret
from the world.
548
00:30:22,884 --> 00:30:27,134
And once your baby is born,
you can return to the outside world.
549
00:30:27,304 --> 00:30:30,764
Oh, whoa, hold that pregnant pause.
550
00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:32,394
I'm not with child.
551
00:30:32,554 --> 00:30:36,264
Unless it's immaculate conception
or I wore a strange man's underwear.
552
00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:39,434
I just assumed, based on
who brought you here.
553
00:30:39,644 --> 00:30:41,814
This is where Lily came to have Chuck?
554
00:30:42,154 --> 00:30:45,444
Ah. Here come the poor.
555
00:30:45,654 --> 00:30:48,654
Come, help yourselves. Help yourselves.
556
00:30:48,864 --> 00:30:50,074
OLIVE: No, I--
-Look at this.
557
00:30:50,244 --> 00:30:52,534
OLIVE: No, I really--
MOTHER SUPERIOR: Look at that case.
558
00:30:52,704 --> 00:30:54,874
-What a surprise that would be...
OLIVE: I'll take that.
559
00:30:55,034 --> 00:30:57,874
MOTHER SUPERIOR:...when you get home.
OLIVE: Listen, poor kid. You get--
560
00:30:59,044 --> 00:31:01,164
My c-- My couch.
561
00:31:02,754 --> 00:31:06,044
-Is Betty in?
-She's on a call. Can I take a message?
562
00:31:06,254 --> 00:31:10,134
-Ned, what are you doing here?
-Filing, fielding calls, making coffee.
563
00:31:10,344 --> 00:31:12,134
What happened to assistant Giancarlo?
564
00:31:12,344 --> 00:31:14,974
He had to, um, scoot.
565
00:31:15,144 --> 00:31:17,434
NARRATOR:
What happened to Giancarlo was this:
566
00:31:17,604 --> 00:31:19,104
After eating a slice of pie...
567
00:31:19,274 --> 00:31:22,894
...from what he believed was
a secret admirer in Accounting...
568
00:31:23,065 --> 00:31:26,525
...Giancarlo experienced
what could best be described as...
569
00:31:26,695 --> 00:31:29,945
...extreme intestinal distress.
570
00:31:30,115 --> 00:31:31,655
You pruned his pie?
571
00:31:31,865 --> 00:31:33,785
Sent him home,
hid in Human Resources...
572
00:31:33,955 --> 00:31:38,415
...waited for them to call Happy Time
Temp Agency, then canceled the order...
573
00:31:38,585 --> 00:31:41,585
...and showed up with a smile
and a pleasant attitude.
574
00:31:42,085 --> 00:31:44,585
I think that's the most
romantic thing I ever heard.
575
00:31:44,755 --> 00:31:47,675
He is stalking you.
576
00:31:48,305 --> 00:31:50,095
You don't think I'm stalking you?
577
00:31:50,265 --> 00:31:53,225
I'd be a hypocrite to judge you
for dosing someone's pie.
578
00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:55,265
-Why? Are you stalking me?
-Depends.
579
00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:59,105
Now we're living our Parisian lifestyle,
does that mean I can't be close?
580
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,645
I feel safer now that you're here.
581
00:32:01,815 --> 00:32:03,565
Then this isn't stalking.
582
00:32:03,735 --> 00:32:06,275
It's just good, old-fashioned chivalry.
583
00:32:08,775 --> 00:32:10,325
[DOOR CLICKS]
584
00:32:10,985 --> 00:32:14,365
Walk with me. Cancel my appointments.
I'm leaving.
585
00:32:14,535 --> 00:32:16,205
But I've got one more thing to do.
586
00:32:16,415 --> 00:32:18,955
Have my car waiting for me downstairs.
587
00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:22,165
With the Pie-Maker serving
the perfect distraction...
588
00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:27,465
...Chuck beelined for the stolen bee key.
589
00:32:32,215 --> 00:32:35,595
She found the bee key
exactly where Betty Bee put it.
590
00:32:35,765 --> 00:32:37,765
Then she made
an important discovery...
591
00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:41,105
...of a different kind...
592
00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:47,655
...before she herself was discovered.
593
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:50,775
[SCREAMS]
594
00:32:58,745 --> 00:32:59,785
[GASPS]
595
00:32:59,955 --> 00:33:01,625
Chuck.
596
00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:05,005
I told you this was dangerous.
597
00:33:05,165 --> 00:33:07,505
Alive again doesn't mean
you can't be dead again.
598
00:33:07,675 --> 00:33:10,135
There's a reason I don't let Digby
play in traffic.
599
00:33:11,385 --> 00:33:14,005
I suppose we can talk about this later.
600
00:33:16,435 --> 00:33:18,685
Why are you--?
Why is she pointing at me?
601
00:33:18,845 --> 00:33:20,935
Why you rolling toward me?
602
00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:22,475
You're in front of the door.
603
00:33:22,645 --> 00:33:23,815
Uh-- Oh.
604
00:33:23,975 --> 00:33:32,575
Don't offend the bees.
Don't offend the bees.
605
00:33:32,736 --> 00:33:34,076
[COUGHS]
606
00:33:41,706 --> 00:33:42,746
[GRUNTS]
607
00:33:42,956 --> 00:33:44,126
What happened to you?
608
00:33:44,296 --> 00:33:45,756
What happened was this:
609
00:33:46,756 --> 00:33:49,756
The bee man was not composed of bees.
610
00:33:49,926 --> 00:33:52,006
The drones nested around
their queen...
611
00:33:52,176 --> 00:33:55,386
...safe inside the bee man's mouth.
612
00:33:55,556 --> 00:33:56,596
[SCREAMS]
613
00:33:56,806 --> 00:33:58,226
But when he spat the queen...
614
00:33:58,386 --> 00:34:02,016
...she signaled her drones to attack
any perceived predator.
615
00:34:02,186 --> 00:34:03,516
[SCREAMING]
616
00:34:03,686 --> 00:34:06,776
Unlike Kentucky Fitz, Chuck kept
a cool head and an open mouth.
617
00:34:06,936 --> 00:34:09,446
She was not perceived as a predator...
618
00:34:09,606 --> 00:34:11,406
...but a nest.
619
00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:15,076
Look. That's Betty Bee as a little girl.
620
00:34:15,236 --> 00:34:17,826
Well, either she was an
unfortunately hairy child--
621
00:34:17,996 --> 00:34:20,496
Or Betty Bee is the terrifying bee man.
622
00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:23,326
-Wasn't she with you?
-She didn't get off the elevator.
623
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:27,246
She must have come back up here
to wiggity-whack you for being a spy.
624
00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:29,506
Like she wiggity-whacked Kentucky.
625
00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:33,176
Well, my wiggity wasn't whacked.
And I got the bee key.
626
00:34:33,346 --> 00:34:35,596
-That's a house key.
CHUCK: I know what house.
627
00:34:35,756 --> 00:34:39,136
As Chuck followed the bee key
that was key...
628
00:34:39,306 --> 00:34:43,186
...Olive Snook followed her
homesick heart to the confessional.
629
00:34:43,356 --> 00:34:45,056
Forgive me, Father...
630
00:34:45,226 --> 00:34:49,486
...for I'm going to file a police report
on all my worldly possessions.
631
00:34:49,646 --> 00:34:53,656
I know it's greedy and wrathful,
but there's been a miscommunication.
632
00:34:53,816 --> 00:34:56,196
And since we're discussing it...
633
00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:58,196
... I'm not really belonging here.
634
00:34:59,076 --> 00:35:00,246
Aha.
635
00:35:00,406 --> 00:35:02,956
-I knew you'd lapse.
-You.
636
00:35:03,116 --> 00:35:06,536
You have some crust coming in like that.
How long have you been lurking?
637
00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:11,546
Since you walked through those gates. I had
to make sure you didn't get any ideas...
638
00:35:11,716 --> 00:35:14,386
...in that nubbin of yours about leaving.
639
00:35:15,136 --> 00:35:17,596
It's your fault I'm here.
You and your damn--
640
00:35:17,756 --> 00:35:19,216
Hail, Mary.
--secrets.
641
00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:22,386
I spent so much time praying,
I've run out of things to say.
642
00:35:22,556 --> 00:35:25,146
I'm having awkward silences with God.
643
00:35:25,306 --> 00:35:28,566
-I wanna go home.
-Where's home?
644
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:30,856
Back to slinging pies?
645
00:35:31,026 --> 00:35:34,276
Where you spend every waking minute
praying that the man you worship...
646
00:35:34,446 --> 00:35:36,866
...will show you some sign of his love?
647
00:35:37,026 --> 00:35:40,576
You can do that here.
And commiserate.
648
00:35:40,746 --> 00:35:42,576
These nuns aren't my people.
649
00:35:42,747 --> 00:35:46,327
Unless you're telling me
"flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.
650
00:35:46,497 --> 00:35:49,667
You know things about me
nobody knows.
651
00:35:49,837 --> 00:35:52,547
This place knows things about me
nobody knows.
652
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:55,927
You holidayed here 30 years ago
and found a baby in a cabbage patch?
653
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:59,887
And by "cabbage patch,"
I mean your lady parts.
654
00:36:00,057 --> 00:36:01,967
Vivian can never know about that.
655
00:36:02,137 --> 00:36:05,847
She thought I was in Paris,
apprenticing in a world-class fromagerie.
656
00:36:06,017 --> 00:36:07,477
Why don't you just tell her?
657
00:36:08,857 --> 00:36:13,607
Charlotte's father, my lover,
was Vivian's fiancé.
658
00:36:16,197 --> 00:36:19,617
You did not just tell me another secret.
659
00:36:20,157 --> 00:36:22,037
You're a home-wrecker too.
660
00:36:22,197 --> 00:36:24,907
-Jiminy Crispy.
-Oh, don't "Jiminy Crispy" me.
661
00:36:25,077 --> 00:36:27,207
Chuck thinks her mother
died during childbirth.
662
00:36:27,377 --> 00:36:29,167
I mean, according to Vivian, Chuck--
663
00:36:29,337 --> 00:36:32,047
Charlotte thought her mother
died during childbirth.
664
00:36:32,207 --> 00:36:36,127
Well, it doesn't matter what
Charlotte thought. She's dead now.
665
00:36:36,297 --> 00:36:39,047
Oh, look at you, all pious.
666
00:36:39,217 --> 00:36:41,597
You'd think you'd fit
right in at a nunnery.
667
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:45,347
-Hell, might even do you some good.
-Who are you? The good-for-me police?
668
00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:50,227
Oh, come on. That epic tanty
you pitched back at The Pie Hole?
669
00:36:50,397 --> 00:36:51,977
That wasn't all my doing.
670
00:36:52,147 --> 00:36:55,107
I realize I have some
man issues to sort out.
671
00:36:55,277 --> 00:36:57,237
So sort them out.
672
00:36:57,407 --> 00:37:00,867
Sort them out here,
where men won't be an issue.
673
00:37:01,027 --> 00:37:05,197
Stay as long as you like,
until your head is clear.
674
00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:09,167
NARRATOR: But Olive feared Lily's idea of
"as long as you like"...
675
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:12,417
...was considerably longer than hers.
676
00:37:12,587 --> 00:37:15,167
Thirty-nine miles away,
north by northeast...
677
00:37:15,337 --> 00:37:19,337
...the private detective, the Pie-Maker
and Chuck climbed a windy road...
678
00:37:19,507 --> 00:37:24,677
...to the childhood home of Betty Bee.
A home that was supposed to be vacant.
679
00:37:24,847 --> 00:37:28,597
But the home was not vacant at all.
680
00:37:39,237 --> 00:37:41,407
CHUCK:
That colony collapse was a hoax.
681
00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:43,987
NED:
Her bees didn't die. She stole them.
682
00:37:44,157 --> 00:37:49,247
Damn. You know, suddenly a crazy
cat lady don't seem so crazy no more.
683
00:37:49,957 --> 00:37:53,587
NED: So Kentucky helped Betty steal Betty's
bees, they fake a colony collapse...
684
00:37:53,748 --> 00:37:57,008
...and get away with conspiracy,
sabotage and grand theft.
685
00:37:57,168 --> 00:37:59,838
But why would Betty
wanna kill Kentucky?
686
00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:01,588
EMERSON:
Maybe she didn't kill Kentucky.
687
00:38:01,758 --> 00:38:04,848
Woolsey handpicked Kentucky to be
the new face of Betty's Bees...
688
00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:06,428
...and then she betrayed him.
689
00:38:06,598 --> 00:38:09,138
Yep, she sabotaged his company
and stole his bees.
690
00:38:09,308 --> 00:38:11,188
She played him like Boo Boo the fool.
691
00:38:11,398 --> 00:38:12,938
BETTY:
Boo Boo had it coming.
692
00:38:16,108 --> 00:38:17,818
Woolsey tells me I'm too old...
693
00:38:17,988 --> 00:38:21,108
...and slaps my name
on an inferior product.
694
00:38:21,278 --> 00:38:23,618
Did you know there's now
60 percent less honey...
695
00:38:23,778 --> 00:38:26,988
...in all Betty's Bees honey-based
products, including honey?
696
00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:30,788
He wants the company, have it, but
I'll be damned if he can have my bees.
697
00:38:31,828 --> 00:38:35,168
Hello, Kitty. And you. You're not a temp.
698
00:38:35,798 --> 00:38:36,798
Who are you people?
699
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:40,298
We're investigators hired by
Kentucky's husband to find her killer.
700
00:38:40,468 --> 00:38:43,008
There is no killer.
That's what the police told me.
701
00:38:43,178 --> 00:38:45,468
Can't prosecute a swarm of bees
for murder.
702
00:38:45,638 --> 00:38:47,468
You can prosecute Woolsey Nicholls.
703
00:38:47,638 --> 00:38:49,808
I loved Kentucky like a sister.
704
00:38:49,978 --> 00:38:53,728
But if I told the police Woolsey killed her
because we sabotaged his company...
705
00:38:53,938 --> 00:38:56,818
... I would go to jail longer
than Woolsey would for murder.
706
00:38:56,978 --> 00:38:58,648
Jail might be a safer place.
707
00:38:58,818 --> 00:39:01,398
I was attacked in your office
by a swarm of bees.
708
00:39:01,568 --> 00:39:04,488
-I think those were meant for you.
NED: If you loved Kentucky...
709
00:39:04,658 --> 00:39:07,328
...tell the police.
You can't let Woolsey get away.
710
00:39:07,488 --> 00:39:11,498
Woolsey is gonna get away with murder.
Unless you can pull his DNA off those bees.
711
00:39:11,828 --> 00:39:12,998
[SIGHING]
712
00:39:13,628 --> 00:39:14,668
Oh.
713
00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,668
Please, don't get up.
Allow me to introduce myself.
714
00:39:18,838 --> 00:39:21,548
My name is Emerson Cod.
I'd like to ask you questions...
715
00:39:21,718 --> 00:39:24,838
-...about the murder of Kentucky Fitz.
-Kentucky wasn't murdered.
716
00:39:25,008 --> 00:39:28,848
The swarm chased her to her car,
all the way from the colony.
717
00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:30,678
That swarm followed her from you.
718
00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:33,688
You tried to kill Betty,
except that wasn't Betty.
719
00:39:33,848 --> 00:39:36,558
This is the queen bee cage you spat
when you were covered in bees.
720
00:39:36,728 --> 00:39:39,108
We found it outside Betty's office,
under a swarm.
721
00:39:39,278 --> 00:39:43,358
And if we tested it for spittle,
I'm sure we'd find plenty of yours.
722
00:39:45,568 --> 00:39:46,868
[LAUGHING]
723
00:39:47,028 --> 00:39:50,988
Well, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
724
00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:54,288
NARRATOR:
The facts were these:
725
00:39:54,498 --> 00:39:58,538
Woolsey Nicholls was
madly in love with Kentucky Fitz.
726
00:39:58,708 --> 00:40:01,878
The operative word was "madly."
727
00:40:02,049 --> 00:40:06,759
Betty Bee was a withered hag by
the mere fact that she wasn't Kentucky.
728
00:40:06,929 --> 00:40:10,259
Shortly after Kentucky gratefully
accepted Woolsey's offer...
729
00:40:10,429 --> 00:40:12,889
...to become the new face
of Betty's Bees...
730
00:40:13,059 --> 00:40:16,059
...he discovered her gratitude
was insincere...
731
00:40:16,229 --> 00:40:19,309
...and her intention was sabotage.
732
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:23,239
lnfected bees were found
in Kentucky's possession.
733
00:40:23,399 --> 00:40:28,069
She was smuggling mite-infested bees
into his new colony.
734
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,159
Betrayed and brokenhearted,
but not sloppy...
735
00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:33,789
...Woolsey dealt with Kentucky
using a means...
736
00:40:33,959 --> 00:40:37,579
...that would also imply
accidental death.
737
00:40:37,749 --> 00:40:41,249
Woolsey Nicholls confessed
to the murder of Kentucky Fitz...
738
00:40:41,419 --> 00:40:42,919
...and attempted murder of Betty Bee.
739
00:40:43,089 --> 00:40:44,299
[WHISTLING]
740
00:40:44,469 --> 00:40:46,799
He never knew the colony collapse
was a hoax...
741
00:40:46,969 --> 00:40:50,849
...or that Betty had stolen back her bees.
742
00:40:51,059 --> 00:40:54,179
Since Kentucky Fitz
was like a sister to Betty Bee...
743
00:40:54,349 --> 00:40:57,479
...Betty Bee was like a sister
to Dusty Fitz...
744
00:40:57,649 --> 00:40:59,769
...and made him her new partner.
745
00:40:59,939 --> 00:41:02,769
Realizing that his colony
had not collapsed...
746
00:41:02,939 --> 00:41:06,109
...but had merely expanded
into his-and-her suites...
747
00:41:06,279 --> 00:41:11,369
...the Pie-Maker labored to make
Chuck's suite feel like home.
748
00:41:11,579 --> 00:41:14,789
-Are those my books?
-Yeah.
749
00:41:16,619 --> 00:41:18,499
And my furniture, and....
750
00:41:22,299 --> 00:41:24,629
My special pillow.
751
00:41:24,799 --> 00:41:26,589
How--?
752
00:41:27,629 --> 00:41:29,179
Welcome home.
753
00:41:29,339 --> 00:41:31,509
And so the Pie-Maker
had come to understand...
754
00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:37,019
...home did not mean four walls
and a door you never walk out of.
755
00:41:37,189 --> 00:41:41,149
Home was a feeling of where you belong.
756
00:41:41,309 --> 00:41:45,189
For Emerson Cod,
home was Lil' Gum Shoe.
757
00:41:45,359 --> 00:41:48,699
The tale of a girl whose father
couldn't find her...
758
00:41:48,859 --> 00:41:50,739
...so she had to find him.
759
00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:53,989
Mr. Cod insists it's a work of fiction...
760
00:41:54,159 --> 00:42:00,539
...but if published, it could serve as
a how-to manual for an audience of one.
761
00:42:00,709 --> 00:42:05,379
For Olive Snook, home was the place
she hoped to find herself...
762
00:42:05,549 --> 00:42:10,049
...and perhaps find new friends
with not so many secrets.
763
00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:12,510
OLIVE:
Hi, Pigby.
764
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,520
For lonely tourist Charlotte Charles,
a.k.a. Chuck...
765
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,520
...home was where the Pie-Maker was.
766
00:42:20,690 --> 00:42:22,270
And this home was a place...
767
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:27,570
...the Pie Maker's father,
who abandoned him, would return to...
768
00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:34,160
...even if the Pie-Maker
never knew he was there.
769
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,320
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