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As expected, I lost again today.
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It hurts. Why did you hit me?
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You were the one who said
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you wanted to compete and see
who is the woman with a smaller size,
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and more friendly to the
world environment.
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Say it to your annoying chest.
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Megumin, pressure is not good
for your growth.
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Oh, Megumin is here too.
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Wait a minute. I will prepare
some food for you to eat.
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Megumin is also very cute today.
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Megumin feels soft
and fluffy to the touch.
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Here you go.
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Megumin is too lovely.
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Hey!
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(Konosuba: An Explosion on This Wonderful World!)
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(Episode 3: Crimson Demon Village's Guardians)
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Enough, help her get a name.
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What's the use of you saying that?
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We are used to calling it Megumin.
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Look, it is finally willing to approach me
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and be hugged by me.
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I don't think we should change its name.
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Megumin, you should change
your name instead.
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It hurts...
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You traitor.
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It doesn't matter to you
if your opponent changes her name?
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Let's call it Black,
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or Blackie, or something like that?
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Because it's a black cat.
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Huh? Not good?
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Calling it Black is not bad.
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After all, a strange name like this
is easier to remember.
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Yeah, this name is really weird.
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It's weird?
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Alright.
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Then let's use the strange name
"Black" to call it for now.
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After it truly becomes my familiar,
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I will give it a nice and formal name.
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Attention!
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Nearby monsters are becoming active again
based on the intelligence we received.
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Therefore, all adults have to participate
in the investigation today,
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and you must study by yourselves
in the library this afternoon.
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That's all.
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Self-study does not earn us
any skill points.
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This has a super
low cost-performance ratio.
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I really want to learn magic quickly.
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I really want to use magic
like the adults did last time.
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Arue, you must have gained enough skill
points to learn advanced magic, right?
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I haven't gained that much.
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But I believe Megumin
must have gained enough.
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The wizard who specializes
in explosion magic
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is also known as the landmine wizard,
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and adventurers often refuse to
let them join their team.
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I have been here several times,
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and all of these are things
that I already know.
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Tyrant Lord...
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Yunyun.
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Can I read the sequel of that book?
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Well... okay.
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Do you also read this type of book?
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Making Friends Even with Fishes?
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I don't mean this one!
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I'm saying, Tyrant Lord!
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Do you also like this book?
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This book is very interesting, isn't it?
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I have read it several times
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and the ending of the second volume...
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Please don't spoil the plot.
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Why do you read those books?
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If you're gonna read such stuff,
at least pick something about mammals.
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But, look at this.
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It says even cacti have emotions,
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which means we can be
friends with plants...
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Hey, why are you looking at me
with that sympathetic look?
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Geez.
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If you really want friends,
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then withdraw your declaration
of battle against me.
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Hey, Yunyun, why are you
reading this kind of book again?
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If you want friends so badly,
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we'll be your friends.
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What did you say?
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What did you say?
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Wait, your face is too close.
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I said we can be your friends...
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Funikura and Dodonko are here.
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Friends aren't something for charity.
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It's a natural thing that just happens.
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I'm Funifura!
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Could you at least remember
the name of your classmate?
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I am inexperienced. Please guide me.
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Wait, do you know what
the word "friend" means?
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You should know, right?
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That's it.
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So I think that person
must have a crush on me.
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But in my past life,
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I made a vow to be with a certain person
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even after reincarnation.
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So I always feel like
I would be cheating on him if I do so.
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It doesn't matter.
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I even assume that my destined partner
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is a handsome guy sealed
in the deepest part of the dungeon...
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No. This is a fact,
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so I must learn magic quickly
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so as to save him.
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What a painful conversation.
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I-I see. You two are really something.
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Never mind. I'd better not bother.
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Darn.
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Yunyun, what kind of person do you like...
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No.
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What kind of person was
your lover in your past life?
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Me?
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He was a quiet and mature guy
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who always listened to me
and agreed with me.
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He was really gentle.
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That kind of person is
not really eye-catching.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Huh? Where did the rubber band go?
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I'm out of bullets.
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Here I go.
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Can I borrow the rubber band
on your head for a moment?
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I won.
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Megumin!
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(Konosuba: An Explosion on This Wonderful World!)
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Why did you want to
play with rubber bands?
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Are you a child?
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No. There was a spider
over there just now,
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and I wanted to drive it away.
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So I shot it with rubber bands.
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I don't believe you.
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This is the first time my friends
have helped me tie my hair.
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Megumin is already reflecting on it.
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We will help you tie your hair again.
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Funifura, I'm sorry.
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You tied it so beautifully.
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I originally wanted to keep
that hairstyle for my whole life.
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Y-You don't have to do that.
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It's so heavy.
Your friendship is so heavy.
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It seems like
you guys are celebrating youth.
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Mr. Bukkororii.
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Why are you, a NEET, doing here?
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You've mastered teleportation?
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Yeah.
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Thanks to all of you for leaving me there,
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which allowed me to reach my limit.
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That day, something inside me
was awakened.
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Huh? I remember
the waypoints of teleportation...
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Yeah. For teleportation, only three
waypoints can be set in advance.
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Why did you purposely come here?
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Because I feel very nostalgic here.
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This place is full of memories for me.
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I used to secretly borrow books
that Soketto had borrowed before.
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Soketto is a person who
loves learning very much.
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She not only reads books
related to fortune-telling,
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but also self-improvement
or romance books,
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and some books with unspeakable names.
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But I don't know why Soketto suddenly
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stopped coming to the library one day.
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I heard that she started
practicing in the forest,
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so I started going to
the forest every day.
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Of course, I set the remaining
teleportation waypoints
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in front of Soketto's house.
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After all, no matter how,
I shouldn't go into her house.
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Wait a minute. Isn't that something
a stalker would do?
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We have to report him.
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But all the adults
were sent to do investigation.
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Investigation?
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What is that? I haven't heard of it.
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Anyway, I have something to discuss
with you girls today...
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Forget about it and sleep forever.
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Bury him.
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Wait.
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Wait. What are you doing?
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That's too much.
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That's too much. I'll be buried by it.
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Wait. At least let me finish first.
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I have known Bukkororii since I was young.
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This man is fundamentally
a useless person.
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That is to say, he is like your brother.
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You should feel sorry for him...
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Not at all.
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My dear sisters...
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Soketto looks so beautiful today.
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I want to become trash
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scattered at her feet and
be swept up by her.
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NEET is like a trash already.
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M-Megumin.
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She is the most outstanding beauty
of the Crimson Demon Clan.
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In contrast, he has no advantages
and is a plain and unremarkable NEET.
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Let's just head back.
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It's hopeless.
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Please.
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Please help me find out what type
of person Soketto likes.
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Since Soketto is a fortune teller,
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why don't you ask her to
help you divine your future lover?
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Don't underestimate the NEET.
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If I had the money to go for divination,
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I would have visited her shop every day.
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I'll buy you dinner.
Please help me ask her.
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When I receive my next paycheck,
I will definitely buy you dinner.
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That's not the question.
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Can you also buy Komekko dinner?
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Of course, my sister.
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Megumin?!
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I think the most important thing is to
create a chance for a first encounter.
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Listen.
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First of all, Yunyun, when you use
the short sword that
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you always proudly carry
on your waist to attack Soketto,
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Bukkororii happens to pass by...
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You want me to go
save her gracefully, right?
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No way. Are you an idiot?
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Is your short sword a decoration?
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If you keep not using that short sword,
it will soon rust.
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But we don't really have to do this.
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We just have to defeat
the monsters in this area
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and get the reward
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so he can go to her
for fortune-telling every day.
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No way.
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The Crimson Demon Clan
should take a cooler approach.
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Yeah.
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Huh?
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This is for you.
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Light Refraction.
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Then I'll leave it to you.
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Why do you have to disappear?
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Of course, it is to save her
at the most advantageous time.
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That NEET...
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What do you want?
You follow me around every day.
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My motivation wasn't immoral.
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As a wizard, I am simply curious to know
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what kind of colors the females
of the Crimson Demon Clan like.
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Bukkororii has something to tell you.
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Hey.
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Is that so? What a coincidence.
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I also have something to tell you.
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I've always...
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If you hate me that much,
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you should have told me earlier.
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What?
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Although I don't know
what you find displeasing about me,
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persistently stalking me is
utterly contemptible.
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And today, you even tried to attack me.
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It's not like that... it's just because...
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What's that sound?
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Why do One-Punch Bears come in groups?
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I heard recently that because
the seal of the evil god has broken,
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it has caused the monsters
to become more active.
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Alright, Yunyun,
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it's your turn to use
that gorgeous short sword.
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Megumin, what are you talking about?
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It's okay.
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Just hide behind me.
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Leave it to me.
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I want to protect your smile.
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What did you say?
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Hell's flames, burn fiercely!
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Inferno!
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Miss Soketto!
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Why are you so stupid?
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As I only know how to use advanced magic,
261
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,250
I don't know how to
control magic properly.
262
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:21,000
You manage to provoke me every day.
263
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,625
Let's end this today.
264
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:29,417
Geez.
265
00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:34,375
If you have to risk your life to
enter the forest to make money
266
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,583
so that you can have me do divination for you,
you can directly talk to me about it.
267
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,042
Then I'll do it for you for free
the first time.
268
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,250
Seriously?
269
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,708
Although you almost burned me to death,
270
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:52,083
you ultimately saved me from the monsters.
271
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,458
What exactly do you want to divine?
272
00:15:55,833 --> 00:16:00,208
I want to predict my future girlfriend.
273
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,750
No. I want to predict my future wife.
274
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,708
No, no. I want to predict who
will fall in love with me.
275
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,083
What should I divine?
276
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,583
Anyway, the person you want to predict
is your future lover, right?
277
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:15,542
From this, you can see a woman who may be
destined to be with you in the future.
278
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,583
Alright, it's about to appear.
279
00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,250
I didn't see anything.
280
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,208
Huh?
281
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,583
How could this be?
282
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:39,208
There should be at least one person there.
283
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,500
What on earth is this?
284
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,750
It's more painful than being dumped.
285
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:48,833
Although the NEET is very unpopular,
286
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,708
this is too much.
287
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,208
What should we do?
I didn't expect it to be this bad.
288
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,958
I heard everything.
289
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,833
Please wait until I'm not here
290
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,417
to say these hurtful things.
291
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,333
It's okay,
292
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,458
since my fortune-telling is not
100% accurate anyway.
293
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,000
When I was young,
I fortune-told the weather once.
294
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,792
It was obviously cloudy, but
it started raining within five minutes.
295
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:16,167
Darn this world.
296
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,292
That guy may be a loser,
but he's actually pretty funny.
297
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:24,958
It's unbelievable.
298
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:27,375
Well...
299
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,375
What is it?
300
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:33,458
May I ask if you would do
divination for yourself?
301
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,083
Like predicting who your destined love
will be or something like that?
302
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:39,083
The fortune teller cannot predict things
related to themselves.
303
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,375
My crystal ball doesn't show anything
304
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,750
related to me.
305
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:45,958
What?
306
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,083
Is there a problem with that?
307
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,667
No.
308
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,708
I was just thinking that for sometimes,
if you don't confess your feelings,
309
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:53,333
the other person wouldn't know.
310
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:10,292
Do you think those two would have
a smooth relationship in the future?
311
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:13,458
Who knows.
312
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,958
Even though Soketto's fortune-telling
is usually pretty accurate,
313
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,750
the future can change.
314
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,875
If he just openly tells her that
315
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,167
he wants to improve their relationship,
that would be the best.
316
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:27,750
But I think Bukkororii
should find a job first.
317
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,958
He hasn't even bought us dinner yet.
318
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,417
I've been wondering,
319
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,833
do you only care about food?
320
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,125
Don't you ever think about finding
a special someone, like romantic stuff?
321
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,917
I have other things to do,
322
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,000
so I don't have time for romance.
323
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:46,708
But I'm sure one day
you'll become an adventurer, right?
324
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,042
As long as you have meals,
sleep with your team members,
325
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,250
and help each other out...
326
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:55,167
I did hear that a lot of people
get married that way.
327
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,667
Anyway,
328
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,083
if I ever fall for someone,
329
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:03,292
that person would definitely be
a handsome and brave hero.
330
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:07,917
I think you might end up
marrying an ordinary person.
331
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:11,583
Attention!
332
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,833
After we investigated
the Tomb of the Evil God,
333
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,625
we found low-level monsters
lurking nearby.
334
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,000
Until the resealing is complete,
335
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
don't go home alone.
336
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,875
Make sure you go home with someone else.
337
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:21,750
That's all.
338
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,083
Go home with someone else?
339
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,667
There's nothing I can do about you.
340
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,667
Yunyun, you go home alone, right?
341
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,000
How about we go home with you?
342
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,625
Since you're the only one with a weapon,
343
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,417
we would feel much more at ease
if something happened.
344
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,708
Me-Megumin!
345
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:05,167
Aren't you going back with
Funifura and others?
346
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:08,542
Well... Since there are monsters,
347
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,667
and the teacher said going home alone
would be dangerous,
348
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,250
let's go back together.
349
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:18,042
Are you planning to protect me
with your short sword?
350
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,292
Yes.
351
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,458
I'm a prodigy in the Crimson Demon Clan,
352
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,792
much better than you.
353
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,333
Don't underestimate me.
354
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,958
What? When we met the One-Punch Bears,
355
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,625
you were so scared
that you used me as a shield.
356
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,042
Fine, let's settle it here then,
357
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,167
Yunyun, who claims to be my rival.
358
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,792
Cl-Claims?
359
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,375
Alright, it's quite true.
360
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:50,292
Let's do it.
361
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,125
You can choose whatever game
you want to compete in, as usual.
362
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,042
Oh, you scared me.
363
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:06,458
It's Blackie.
364
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,042
You lost weight, huh?
365
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:12,708
Now you won't get eaten by Komekko.
366
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,417
Yunyun,
367
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,083
do you want to walk home with me
368
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,542
and buy some food on the way?
369
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,208
Is that okay?
370
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:37,250
But we're rivals.
371
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,458
Isn't it strange to walk home together?
372
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,625
And what do you mean by buying some food?
373
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:44,458
You just want to steal my food,
don't you?
374
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,333
Oh well, forget it.
375
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:48,917
Wait for me!
376
00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:50,292
Tomorrow...
377
00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:53,667
I'll be your rival tomorrow.
378
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:27,042
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Megumin, it's bad!
379
00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:29,167
(Episode 4: The Solitary and Proud Girl with Red Eyes)
Funifura's little brother is sick,
380
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:30,333
(Episode 4: The Solitary and Proud Girl with Red Eyes)
so she's planning a fundraiser.
381
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:33,333
Oh I see. Then let's just wear masks
and raid a pharmacy together.
382
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,042
Friends should support each other.
383
00:23:34,042 --> 00:23:36,500
That's a crime
and it won't solve the problem.
384
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,500
Next episode, we'll also
bring your workplace
385
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,667
an explosion!
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