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What? Did you clean your room?
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Uh, not yet.
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking at this dude.
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What?
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That's why you didn't clean your room? I
told you to clean your room forever
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ago.
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I'm gonna do it later. I'll do it
tomorrow or something.
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Why are you like this? Come on. I'm your
stepmom.
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You know, you have to do what I did.
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No, I don't.
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Yes, you do.
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I'm legally your stepmom now.
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Okay, I don't care. You're not my real
mom.
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I don't have to listen to you. I am your
real mom now.
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So, whenever I say clean your room, you
have to clean your room.
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Come on.
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I'll do it.
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do it like why are you bothering on
stupid stuff that doesn't even matter it
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does matter since i'm
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your stepmom now i think that we should
get to know each other a little bit more
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and i don't even get to know you just
married my dad because he's got some
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that is not true your dad loves me very
much so we should get along
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And let's do something together. Let's
spend some time together and get to know
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each other some more, okay?
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Why?
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Because I'm your stepmama.
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Okay, how about this?
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Let's go out somewhere and let's have
some fun.
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Come on.
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Do what?
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You get to pick.
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We can get food?
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Mm -hmm. We can get whatever you want.
My treat.
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Okay, but like...
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Whatever I want. Whatever you want.
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I told you we had fun,
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you know.
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Now, aren't you glad we did that?
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Yeah, mom.
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Aw, look at you. You're calling me mom
already.
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Oh, shit. You're right.
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I had fun.
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So, now that you know that place, you
can take a girlfriend there.
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I gotta get a girlfriend first.
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You don't have a girlfriend?
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No, I don't have a girlfriend.
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Come on.
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why don't you have a girlfriend because
it's not that like easy i can just like
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order a girlfriend from the girlfriend
factory that's why you have to get off
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your computer all the time stop playing
video games and go get yourself a
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girlfriend where am i supposed to go
like the library or just go out
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there's so many places like that
restaurant or the mall or whatever you
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that's how i met your dad
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you met dad at the mall i met him places
don't worry about that he
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did seem like cool like i did like i get
why dad like marries you but
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like why do you like why do you like dad
he's kind of like a weirdo
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because he's my weirdo like yes he has
some money or whatever but he's really
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cool he's a really cool guy and i like
hanging out with him so
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Your dad's cool, whether you see it or
not.
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He's kind of cool, I guess.
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Mom, do you guys, like, do you guys,
like, do you guys have sex?
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Tell me the truth.
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Why do you need to know that?
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Mom, I love your father very much, so of
course we have sex, you know?
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What is this, truth or dare?
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Maybe.
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I do you to give me a background.
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Yep.
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And boyfriends.
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But I have your father, so I don't need
to have a boyfriend anymore.
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Okay, truth or dare?
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Truth.
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Are your boobs real long?
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Oh my gosh, you're such a pervert.
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I'm not telling you that.
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You have to. It's true or dare? You have
to tell me the truth.
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Maybe they aren't.
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You just want to see my boobs, don't
you?
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Be honest.
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Be honest here.
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Well, kind of. I'm just curious. Not
like a weird way.
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Only so we can become closer.
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I will let you see.
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They look really good.
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Thank you.
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Father really loves them.
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How big are they?
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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I guess it's my turn now.
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Yeah. Okay.
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I'm ready.
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Okay.
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Truth or dare?
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Dare.
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i dare you to to
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tell me if my peanut looks
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like that you are so weird oh my gosh
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okay um
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I'm just curious like if you like if
it's like the same as mine I don't know
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what yours looks like so how should I
know I gotta like show you I guess yeah
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yeah it's the only way okay I can't
believe this is
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happening hmm
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let's see here
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I mean, honestly, I definitely have the
family
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jewels.
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Um,
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so... Is it like the same size?
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Honestly, I'm used to your dad's dick
being really hard, so I can't tell right
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now.
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True, dear.
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Dare. I dare you to make it hard.
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So you can tell what size it is.
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I can't try.
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It's true, you're there.
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Thicker than your dad's.
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Nice.
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I have to admit.
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But it's still like... But it looks
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kind of the same?
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Yeah, practically.
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you know it feels the same in my mouth
just a little bit bigger
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let me sit on it yeah okay
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oh mommy just like that yes
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