All language subtitles for family_affairs_usac

Eggs will be ready in a moment.

Good morning.

Paul will be home this afternoon.

John? Hmm?

Oh, I'm sorry, dear.

Between the interest rates and the
market, what did you say?

I said Paula will be home this
afternoon.

I'd appreciate it if you would show up
for dinner.

You've got to speak to her about that
boy she's seeing.

I do think you're making mountains out
of molehills, dear.

I like Sammy.

Never could understand why you don't
like him.

Oh, boy.

Look at the time. I gotta go.

Bye.

Besides, you know how kids are these
days.

Nothing lasts forever.

You having lunch with Miss Van Hurst at
the club?

Not today.

No, I'm going to an art show in the
city.

Not really in the mood.

You know, Paula's coming home this
afternoon.

I'm sure Sammy will be over.

What is it about that boy you don't
like?

Oh, Darcy.

You know, you've been such a loyal
friend for so long.

I can't even tell you.

Well, you see, I've been seeing Sammy's
father still.

Oh, Carla, what have you done?

Oh, if you only knew.

That won't come between us, I promise.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Mercy.

Hmm. Hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

This is good for me.

uh uh

Detective, I never expected this.

Are you sure this report is correct?

Look, she meets him every Friday at his
place for about two hours.

Is that your daughter?

Yes. In fact, I'll be seeing her
tonight.

Do you... Do you have any idea how long
they've been seeing each

other?

Years.

I'll get her for this.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, I'm going to come.

Thank God for Friday.

You've got to love your tits.

Sweetheart.

Wow!

Oh. Oh.

Well, my parents are way too prim and
proper to embarrass anybody.

Now, how can you be sure that no one is
here?

Well, it's Friday.

I mean, by now, my mother is in bed with
her lover, and my father is counting

his losses at the stock market.

Oh, have you decided how you're going to
break the news to them about you and

Sam?

No, that's not going to be very easy. I
was hoping you being here would help an

awful lot.

What do you want me to do? Are you
thinking of telling them in front of a

stranger? Yeah. Just going to keep them
from making a scene? Sure. They don't

know you. They can't blow off in front
of you because it would look really bad,

right? I'll figure it out. It would be
perfect.

You know, they'd rather sit there and
film.

You know, my daughter's coming in this
weekend.

That's nice.

Is that all you have to say?

You know they're fucking.

I guess it has not gone unnoticed that I
do not like them dating.

Hey, Carla, cut the shit, all right?

I agreed to meet you here every Friday
for good sex.

Real good sex.

And let's leave the kids out of it, all
right? I mean, nothing's going to come

out of it.

It's all going to blow over.

Well, you wear a guy out, so I'm going
to get some sleep.

This has got to stop.

I think the time has come for me to tell
you something.

Jesus, man.

Sid, I want to tell you something.

God damn it, Sid.

You're Paula's father.

I missed you, Paula.

I'm so glad you approved of me marrying
Sammy.

It really means a lot to me.

What is this stuff?

Bubble gum.

I heard you're a little bit old to be
chewing it.

Never.

Listen, Paula, I've got something to
tell you about your boyfriend's father.

What do you know about Sammy's father?

Well, you know, I used to work for him.

Oh, of course I know that.

Well, that's how we got here.

Another time.

Look, girls, I've got to go start
preparing dinner.

So I'll be in the kitchen. If you need
anything, just holler. All right?

All right.

Is she for real? She looks awfully young
to be a maid.

Darcy's better preserved than King Tut.

That girl is 30 years old.

Jesus, you're kidding.

I know what you mean.

Here you go. Thanks, Paula. Thank you.

I saw your boyfriend's father today.

Oh, Mother, I'm so glad you get along
well with him.

Because I'm going to marry him.

You're going to do what?

Oh, hi, Sammy. Ginger, what did she say?

She said that they're getting married.

Paula, we really have to talk about
this. Really, Mother? I'm a grown woman.

There's nothing to discuss.

Oh, Mom.

I want you to like him. I want you to
learn to love him.

Sorry I'm late.

Last minute phone call.

Oh. Daddy, I want you to meet a friend
of mine. This is my dad. He's just the

greatest. Oh, John L. Lawrence. Meet
Ginger Walters.

To her school chum, please. Bubblegum.

Bubblegum? Hi.

Well, I certainly hope we can entertain
you.

Bubblegum is an economics major.

Really?

I had a bad day.

John, are you tipsy? Women get tipsy,
dear.

Men get drunk.

I really have to talk to you.

Later, dear.

Tell me more about yourself, Bubblegum.

I'm always interested in Paula's
friends.

Here's the dinner bell.

Well, let's go to my place.

I can't be gone that long.

Besides, I can't leave Ginger.

Look, I'm not comfortable here. Besides,
your mother doesn't care much for me

anyway. Who cares?

It's not my mother I'm thinking about.

It's your hands.

I didn't know my hands were so popular.

Well, let's just say, besides your
tongue and your cock, they're quite

irreplaceable.

No.

Ooh.

Oh.

Ah. Ah.

Oh.

Sammy I love you I love you too

Wouldn't you prefer the real thing?

Oh, God.

Look, I didn't mean that. God, you're a
pervert.

What were you doing? Having a little
fantasy?

What was it?

A little incest? Or maybe it was about
me.

That's so hot.

Look, I'd better go.

Is this what you were thinking about?

You wouldn't tease me, would you?

phase hit pick of the day in the key
zone may the force be with you and the

force is beyond

I can't wait until it's the time.

You can think of it as a hundred normal
broken things.

Oh, I think I've got the information you
need to end this

part.

But I've got to get breakfast ready.

No.

I think the bed would be more
comfortable.

Listen, John is not Paula's father.

Sid is Paula's father. I could have told
you that.

You're going to love this.

Sam, you didn't know.

Paula will get married.

Yes. Yeah.

I think I see what's about to sit for
you, too.

Baby, not now.

Oh,

baby.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, baby.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh.

Fuck me.

Please, Daddy.

It feels so good.

It feels so good inside of me.

Oh, God, I love it.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Oh, crap.

Fuck.

Ginger, I'm so sorry that you had to
come at such a difficult time for our

family.

I'm just glad that Paula has such a
lovely friend.

Daddy, you sound so serious.

What's going on?

Well, you see, I just had a rather...

Disturbing phone call from a private
detective that I hired to follow your

mother.

Daddy, why?

How could you?

Well, you see, I have for some time
suspected your mother of being Sid,

father.

However, I didn't foresee it bringing so
much sorrow.

You see, Paula, I'm not your father.

Sid is.

Shit. You mean... That's right.

You and Sammy are siblings.

You mean she's Sammy's sister?

Seems so.

Shit.

Oh, God, Daddy, no!

Call me John, please.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Oh, mother, how could you?

Oh, your mother, you're such a snake.

Hold on.

I've got something important to tell
you.

Paula!

Sam, what are you doing?

I've got some wonderful news, honey.

Don't you think we're a little too grown
up to be doing this?

You're not my sister, and Sid is not my
father. How do you know?

I talked to my mother last night, and
she swears that another man is my

Sammy, are you sure?

Of course she's sure, and she's even got
the blood test to prove it.

Oh, Sammy.

Oh, Sammy, we better get married before
something else happens.

Oh, it makes me so happy.

Who is your father?

I don't know.

Didn't my father date your mother before
he married my mother?

You mean... Oh, Sammy, does that mean
you're my brother again?

Could be.