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Oh, baby, our favorite show is going to
start.
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Oh, we've gotten the snacks. Do you want
me to get you those cheese crisps?
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Yeah, yeah, but hurry up. The show is
going to start in a minute.
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Oh, hey, Danny, what's up?
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She fucking left me.
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Oh, come down. What happened?
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Don't mind me. I tried so fucking hard.
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Just come down.
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Head to the house and we can talk about
it.
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Well?
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What happened? What's the tea?
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You know Danny's girlfriend, Julie?
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I think she broke up with him.
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Oh, poor sod.
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Doesn't have much luck with the ladies,
does he?
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Hang on.
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If he's come around here to talk about
his problems, then what am I meant to
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Oh, come on, Rico.
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Don't be so heartless. He's my best
friend.
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Oh, that must be him now.
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Please try to be understanding.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Just pause and leave it. Again.
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Why me?
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Fucking another one.
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God, I don't know why I didn't deserve
it.
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Thanks for this, guys. She just dropped
the bombshell on me. Like, what am I
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meant to do with that information?
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Like, we didn't have three wonderful
days. Like, it wasn't going somewhere.
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Hey, buddy.
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Maya told me the news.
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So sorry to hear about that.
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There's plenty more fish in the sea,
though, huh?
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She loves sushi.
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Um, well, I've got a few things to do,
so I'll give you guys some space.
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Come on, Danny, what happened?
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I wish I fucking knew. It's the same
thing every time.
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I'm a girl, come on. I can help.
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Everything was going great. I mean...
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We were having a vibe.
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We were thinking I was funny. I mean,
she was laughing at my jokes. Like, it
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going really well.
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And then we had this date and she
invited me upstairs and it just... It
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was. It just went wrong. I mean, she
invited me up and
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said, you know, get into bed and get
undressed. I did that. And then when she
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joined me, she just...
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screamed, like a blood -curdling scream.
It was like a fucking horror movie or
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something. And to make things work, my
last girlfriend, Mary, the exact same
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thing happened. Like, exactly.
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Oh, Danny, you know, science isn't that
important.
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And if girls don't understand that,
maybe they don't deserve to know the
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you. I know. I completely agree with
you.
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I even said that. I could just use the
tip or something. Like, you don't need
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throw the whole thing in there, do you?
I mean, just... It's not the size of a
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nail. Wait, what did you say?
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What, about size not being important?
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No, about just using the tip.
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Well, I understand.
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It could be intimidating for a new
lover.
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Wait, that bitch dumps you because your
dick is too big?
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Yeah, I mean, I don't know what it is.
It's like, it's not ageist, but it's
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bodyist. Maybe that's what it is,
bodyist.
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Oh my gosh, I need to see it.
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It's you!
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You got me fucking serious.
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Don't fucking cry.
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My big cock Betty!
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I'm sorry.
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That's the way you play that.
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Uh oh.
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I want you to fuck my ass.
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one to choke me.
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I love it. Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Let's just suck this fucking dick.
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drop them f***ing balls to it
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I don't know who.
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I know it's your cock.
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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Good girl.
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Good girl. Just like that.
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Get your fucking mouth.
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That's it, baby.
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You can get on my fucking back.
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That's it, baby.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hmm.
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Hey.
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You're a dick in my pussy.
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You want a fucking cup? Yeah?
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That's it. Fuck.
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Oh, yeah. Take this fucking cup.
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That's it.
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Fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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That's it.
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Fuck you.
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Uh -huh.
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There you go.
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Just like that.
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Fucking cup.
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Oh, baby.
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Come here. Come here.
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That's it. Just like that. Just like
that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Well,
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I hope you got that off your chest,
Danny boy.
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What the fuck?
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Thank you guys.
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