All language subtitles for Unhappy Birthday (2011)

I'm all over my face.

You try to be birthday girl.

I don't know.

I quite like it.

What do you reckon?

Anyway, my birthday's not for two days.

Oh,

I need to pee.

Pull over.

Right here, you dirty munter.

There's no one around. Who cares?

Won't be long.

Have you got any sweets?

Give me back!

Hey, Johnny.

No, she hasn't got a clue.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Once she finds out, then that's it.

I better go.

Look, I nearly ruined my bloody shoes
out there.

Who are you on the phone to?

Someone about your birthday surprise.

Don't want to be late.

Oh yeah, late for where?

Come on, give us a cheeky clue.

It's the most amazing place in the
universe.

Good. Put your bloody foot down then.

I can't believe I let you pack my bag.

You have to wear exactly what I want.

Why are we so late?

I should expect us by now.

So does she, is it?

Come on, what's her name?

Her name is Corin.

And Corin conveniently doesn't use a
mobile phone.

You're a fucking idiot.

Oh, fuck, what the fuck happened to the
road?

Just get out.

Just get out of here.

I found a mission to the water.

Where's it go?

Look over there.

That's where we're spending the weekend.

But it's an island.

How are we going to get there?

It'll be fine. We'll just use the road.

I'm not covered in water.

Let's wait till low tide and then we
cross to the magical island of Amen.

It's a really special place, you know.
No one ever leaves.

What, like prison?

No, they love it there so much.

Completely cut off from here.

You know, we should feel privileged.

We don't like just anyone, of course.

You know, I was going to tell you once
we got over there, but I've been in

with this woman.

What, in the series called?

Yeah.

She's invited us over.

I think it'd be amazing.

Away from everybody, everything.

Just the two of us.

If we do ever get that.

Don't worry.

Okay.

Let's go.

Come on.

All this peace and quiet. It's magical.

Crazy!

Hey, you. It was a crack man.

So, that's the island of gay men, then?
Aye, in your dreams.

Yeah, you wish.

They'll probably burn you dirty deviants
at the stake. I'm sure they will find

all those dirty deviants fabulous.

So, where are we going to stay now?

Oh, there'll be somewhere open.

Well, I've found this place, so I'm
lucky.

Come in, Nick.

Yes? Good evening, darling.

I just presume you have two rooms and
some weary travelers.

bags, have you?

Oh, shit.

The wrong keys.

Yeah, shit.

I can't even change my blue knickers.

You should have checked the bags. Yeah,
you should have.

I'm really sorry, Vivi.

Do you know what?

I don't want to even go to this stupid
island.

You know how I feel about being by
water.

I've checked.

It's safe to cross tomorrow.

I've even got the...

Time table, eh?

We're going to have an amazing time.

I promise.

Come on, forgive me.

Please, forgive me.

Come on,

I'm in church now.

I know it might not be what everyone
does for their 35th birthday, but thank

we're not most people.

Okay?

Okay.

What if we don't get across in time and
we get caught in the water?

Then I'll just give you mouth to mouth.

We can't stay here.

I don't have to go to this... island to
celebrate my birthday. Look, I don't

want to fight. Well, stop talking then.

What is it you want from me?

Look, we're trying.

It'll happen.

Let's give it more time.

I'm just tired.

I'm not tired.

You want to see a really hot woman?

You think she's pregnant?

Is she pregnant?

I'm trying to taste it, I'm biased.

obsessed with getting pregnant.

What's her fix about it?

She's even got me taking these pills.

Wanna get a hug?

No, come on. Let me see the sip bug.

Johnny!

When did you do this?

It's not mine. It's the landlady's.

Why did she film this?

It's quite real, isn't it?

Yeah.

So what's happening now?

What's she doing?

She's breathing home.

I can't tell if she's enjoying it or
not.

Are you going upstairs to Sadie?

I don't think this is a good idea.

She'll be asleep now.

What's she doing?

She's loving it.

Lucky bitch.

Being in control.

God, it's hot in here.

Is she getting excited?

Is it your kind of thing?

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Oh.

BOOM!

Hey. Yeah, hey.

What's all this?

Sorry.

Look about last night.

I didn't mean to upset you. No.

I'm sorry too.

I was tired.

Look about today.

Before you make a decision, there's
something I need to tell you.

I haven't been entirely straight with
you about why we've come here.

You're always doing things for me, and I
thought I would do something special

for you. Oh, no, I appreciate it.

You've always wanted to find your
family.

I think I've found them.

I wanted it to be a surprise, but I
can't risk you turning this trip down.

Rick... No, no, let him hear me out.

This woman, Corinne... It's so
ridiculous.

She knows about you and your family.

How can a complete stranger know
anything about me?

She's not a stranger.

She's your sister.

She's been looking for you for the past
20 years.

And how did you find her?

I saw some postings she put out. I got
in touch with her. She knows so much

about your past.

Please, just meet her.

It's the worst that can happen.

Ah, look.

There's the island, and the tide's out.

It's a three -mile causeway.

Oh, great.

Oh, this is where we were last night.

So long, civilisation.

Come on, let's get this over with.

Leave a man or perish

She's a bit odd

religious

It's

crazy to think what we're driving on is
normally 10 foot underwater Johnny

Back in the 30s, loads of the island had
died from the flu and it's been closed

off ever since.

You doing anything?

Any memories?

Nothing.

What did she tell you?

We were born here.

It's definitely moving in.

Rick? I ain't really there.

Rick?

Oh my god, this is mental.

It's incredible.

It's terrifying.

No going back now.

Thank God that's over with.

Could he go any lower?

What's he doing?

Oh, come on. For fuck's sake.

Who is he?

What's going on?

Look. Who are they?

Hey, what's this about?

What's happening?

What's going on?

He's got something.

Open your window, Rick.

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!

I can't breathe!

I can't do it!

Welcome.

Welcome to Alien Man. I'm fucking
welcome.

I'm sorry, it's standard fumigation
procedure.

Everybody gets fumigated when coming
onto the island.

Were you not warned?

No, we weren't.

Well, my apologies.

You must be here to see Corin.

Yeah, that's right.

Please continue your journey.

Fuck them, you two.

I hope this trip gets better.

Well, it can't get any worse.

Oh,

sludge on the outskirts of the village.

Shouldn't be too hard to find if I'm in
Metropolis.

Excuse me, do you know the way to Kyle
Hall?

You're looking for Corinne. Is she
expecting you?

Yes. Oh, how wonderful for all of us.
Well, she won't be there right now.

down at the shore, my friends, picking
winkles.

Past the shop, through the village, and
then left down to the shore. You won't

miss her.

Enjoy your stay.

Thank you.

Winkles?

New door.

When are you going to tell him?

It's not a conversation I want to have
right now.

He's going to find out sooner or later.

Yes, and that would be great, wouldn't
it? It's what we've been waiting for.

Right now, I've got a sister to meet.

You've made the right decision.

Ellen, stand.

Think so?

Definitely.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you guys?

So, you know this Corinne woman?

What exactly did you tell her about me?

I told her that you're a...

Horrific slut with a drink problem.

Oh, and that you're a sloppy cow.

Hey, yeah.

I'm not a sloppy cow.

I told her that you finding your family
is the most important thing to you.

Hey, we're in luck.

Not for me.

I've got enough going on in my head.

Hang up on me!

I can't believe

he did that to me!

Hey,

that's nice.

Hey,

come on. Go and try and find our house.

Can you believe your sister lives here?

I don't even know if she is my sister.

Well, there's that.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I'm half pounding.

Hey, come on.

Are you sure this is the right place?

That's what she said.

It's not very cool.

Anyone there?

Hello?

Hello?

She's obviously not here.

Hello?

What are you doing here?

What do you want?

Corin? Yes?

We're from the mainland. It's Rick.

You were expecting us last night.

You must be Sadie.

Look at you.

My sister.

My beautiful little sister.

I'm Corinne.

This must be very strange for you.

I have so much to tell you.

How are you?

I don't know.

You're also filthy.

Me to clean you up?

You don't remember me?

No.

Well, you were so young.

Please, come into the house and you can
get cleaned up. And I can explain to you

everything you need to know.

Will you please?

All of you.

I need a moment.

Of course.

I'll just be in the kitchen over there.

Why don't you come with me? Give them a
minute.

Isn't this incredible?

He's some kind of idiot.

They're joking.

She's a complete nutter. Don't give her
a chance.

You've hardly spoken to her.

She isn't my sister.

Baby, all you've ever wanted is to find
your roots.

I've seen you at Christmas. I know how
significant this is for you.

Take me home.

Don't rush into anything you're going to
regret.

On my birthday, you dragged me across
the water and kept me up all night with

your morning and covered the only
clothes I've got in shit to spend one

with this sour old fucking gold digger.

Look, I didn't spend six months planning
this just for you to throw it all away

in a whim because you can't face
yourself.

Two kids on a beach?

Steady.

It's as awkward for me as it is for you.

But I can give you what you want.

Is everything all right?

I think so.

Kitchen's this way.

Do you feel anything?

Does this bring back memories?

Of what?

This is the house where you were born.

Where we were last together.

You don't remember?

No.

You must be chilled to the bone.

Tea. I'm sorry, I'm not used to having
guests. Please, take a seat.

What time can we get off this island?

Just give her a chance.

No, no, no, you're fine. You're still in
shock.

Not until 11 .48 tomorrow morning, I'm
afraid.

What sort of host am I? You must be so
uncomfortable in those clothes.

Let's get you two sorted.

Sadie, that is such a lovely name.

You were named after our mother.

Sadie, you get warm. I won't be a
moment.

You two, follow me. This way.

This way, lad. Right.

And in here. There you go.

You're joking.

It's absolutely freezing.

Oh, don't worry. I've got plenty more
hot water on the stove.

Jesus.

Could this trip get any better?

No wonder all the locals died of flu.

I've shriveled up.

OK.

One.

Two three So,

how

do I know this is my mother Look at the
eyes You're the identical

Now I had to settle for her thin hair.

But you've got a lovely complexion.

Where is she now?

Is she still alive?

I have a terrible fear of drowning
because of what happened.

And I'm sure you feel exactly the same
way.

Yeah.

Sadie, you don't realise just how much
we've both experienced.

Our mother put her carnal love before
the word of God.

So she enjoyed sex?

That doesn't happen here.

She wasn't married.

She fell pregnant.

Sadie, we both grew up without our
mother.

She became an outcast.

Because she had sex outside marriage?

She couldn't be accepted here, so she
tried to leave the island.

And she took me with her.

Oh, please.

This is too difficult for me.

Can we talk about it some other time?

We've got time. Corinne, I need to know.

Why didn't you take you with me?

She ran out of time.

The causeway is too long to cross by
foot, so she took a shortcut across the

mudflats. Through the bog?

Well, she had no choice, but she
couldn't carry us both.

She got you across to the mainland, but
just as she was coming back for me, the

tide returned.

Sadie, those visions you have, they're
of our mother, slowly drowning,

in mud, screaming for help.

And the only people that saw her perish
were her two young children.

And that's why our dreams will never be
comforting.

Whoa, you alright?

Fucking heck.

So was this our mother's room? No, that
was next door.

I think these should fit you.

Can I see it?

No, I haven't been in since she died.

Well, maybe we can go in together?

Sadie, I can see that finding out about
our past is as important to you as it is

to me, isn't it?

It's all I think about.

This man was like you.

All he thought about was his family and
bringing love to the island.

Who is he? He's our father.

Our father?

He's everyone's father, Sadie. He's the
father of the island.

Sadie, can I ask you something personal?

Well, it's just, um... I've never been
with a man.

Intimately.

But you have, haven't you?

Sadie, are you with child?

Well, you can tell. Oh, absolutely.

I can't believe I can finally talk about
it. We've been trying for so long. Oh,

this is fantastic news.

Rick must be thrilled.

Rick doesn't know.

But why? Surely he's got the right to
know.

We've been so stupid.

How?

Please don't tell anyone.

I think Rick's infertile. He won't get
tested.

So how can he be pregnant?

Johnny donated his

sperm.

have to tell Rick?

Well, it might not be how we do things
here, but

our mother produced you and I, and we've
not turned out so bad.

Find the courage to talk to Rick.

It's his right.

staring down like a smug bastard.

I bet he's never even touched his own
cock.

Please don't be profane in my home.

I have to go to the main house. Would
you be so kind as to chop some wood for

the fire?

I've got proper footwear by the door.

Lovely. Before I go, darling, we have to
celebrate my sister's birthday.

Come on in, Eve.

What do you say to my sister?

Happy birthday.

Oh, that's not very nice.

What did she say?

Unhappy birthday.

That's not what the Lord taught you to
say, even to incomers. Go along with you

now. On you go.

Unhappy birthday.

Unhappy birthday.

Who is she?

Eve. She lives in the main house.

They adopted her from the mainland.

She's normally a wonderful girl. I don't
know what's come over her.

Come on, let's me and me go and get some
fresh air. Come on.

Fucking shithole.

17 hours and 10 minutes and we can get
off this freak factor here.

So you two can play up your family.

You don't want to take one of that in
two?

Hey, stop a minute.

Come on, Johnny.

Do you want to stop a minute so I can
get some... Hey, hey!

Oh, come here.

It's just one night.

Let's try and get through the birthday.

When the tide clears, we can drive back
home.

How about we spend some time together
when we get back?

I'll come over to yours for the weekend.

Really? Yeah.

Right.

Come with me.

I've got something that'll make you
smile.

Do you want to go for that one? Yeah.

Go on, go on, go on, go on.

There you go. Aye, aye, aye, aye.

Got it.

There you are, you see?

Put it in there then.

Okay, this one.

We grow everything you want.

Nothing artificial exists here.

And this is the one that's responsible
for our good health and long lives.

Come on, this one.

I thought we were going to have a party
this evening.

We've got food from the land for Sadie's
birthday dinner.

Do you mind? There are only a few
nibbles from the car.

What's with the fancy dress?

Come on.

Fine. I don't think you're going through
the mail border.

Oh,

I don't think so.

Oh, come on, Corinne.

If you can't go to the mainland, let the
mainland come to you.

I'm sorry.

For what?

For dragging you here. I shouldn't have
sprung it on you. I'm glad you did.

It's just incredible.

Well, you've changed your tune.

Well, it's just really different here.

And I'm thinking maybe we could spend a
few more days here.

In fact, I've got something to say.

Well, I've never had anyone to call my
sister before, and now that I've found

her, well... Here's to Sadie and
Corinne. No.

Corinne and Sadie. Oh, no, no, no.

To Sadie and Rick.

Happy bloody birthday for tomorrow.

I'm going to take the bags upstairs.

Rick, I need to talk to you.

Alone.

Hello?

I suppose you want me to leave now,
don't you?

No, not at all.

In fact, why don't you two slip up and
start booking

each other?

What?

Well, it's what you normally do, isn't
it?

Just come here.

That's okay.

Again?

Again?

Ha ha ha.

Smells great.

It'll be a while yet.

Nice hearty stew to cleanse that art of
this.

Have you got any booze, Corinne?

There's no drink in this house.

Well, women don't partake.

I'll make it from supplies from the pub
then.

Is that a good idea? Well, it's what men
do, isn't it?

But be careful of your mainland tongue
and put one of the farmer's coats on.

and fit in.

OK. Do you want to come? Rick, maybe we
should stay here and help out.

No, not... away with you lads.

Me and Sadie have got 33 years to catch
up on.

Yeah. I'll just stay here with Corinne.

Okay, for sure.

Do you really

eat this?

No, it can't be good for you, not in
your condition.

Well, no.

Convenient. You must need a while to
write.

Not really.

Well, I work hard.

It's stressful.

It's like being on a treadmill.

Everything costs a fortune, and then by
the weekend I just drink and get off my

head.

Then I'll absolutely love it.

You'll have to live it.

You've made it sound like a living hell.

Besides, I can't possibly leave the
island.

I mean, you wouldn't want me to become
ill, would you?

With all the loose morals and diseases
and even men with men, I should

imagine.

Well, it's very different from here.

I have everything I need on Amen.

We don't want for anything.

There's no crime.

We grow our own food.

We don't need money.

It's the perfect place to raise a child.

Life is pure and simple.

What can I get you?

Pint. Oh, I think we could just get the
takeout. Oh, come on, won't you have one

drink? Something's going to be easy,
isn't it?

What have you got?

How about some local mead?

Made from honey.

Getting you ripe and fertile for your
lady.

I should take a crate of it.

I'll have two drinks and a bottle to
take away.

Two drinks.

Good on the mudflats, lads.

These two good -looking fellas are the
last day in a Corrin's for the weekend

If you're back, oh

don't know That's

the same guy

Why why do you have down you wrong

he's our father

Father of our island.

Every one of us.

What do you mean?

What do you think I mean?

He's the founder of our island.

Gave birth to his children. They gave
birth to us.

What more do you need to know?

He's been busy.

Must have been the meat.

This place is a head fuck.

I'm going for a slash.

Ha ha ha.

Hey. What the fuck are you doing?

Get the fuck out of here. Fuck off.

We're leaving. Come on.

Not such a good shot then.

What happened to you? Get out of here.

Maybe you can show me Mother's room now.

Oh, I can't, Sadie.

I'm just not ready to open it.

Can we take it one day at a time?

We're leaving right now!

Rick?

I'm so sick of these hideous people.

It's a bad island.

What's wrong?

Look at me!

Oh, let's just say maybe we're clashing
with the local community.

What have you done to annoy them?

Are you serious?

I've no idea what they're like here.

Well, I'm sure it's something we can
work things out with them.

Rick, I know it's a bad idea to talk
about this now, but I was

thinking that maybe we could spend some
more time here.

Maybe even think about moving here one
day.

Have you gone completely fucking insane?

She wants to spend more time with her
family.

Surely you can understand that.

Oh, please, Pet, come on.

This is such a wonderful place to raise
children.

I can't give you children.

You keep reminding me of them.

Well, there will be one in about seven
and a

half months.

And I wanted to stay here.

With us, on Amen.

A baby.

Well, it's early days, but it's looking
that way.

Oh, you know, I think it won't.

Oh, it's going to get changed.

Well, um... He's not the only person
that needs to get changed.

So, uh... I'll just be a minute.

Did I just imagine what happened
upstairs?

The three of us.

Okay.

But here.

We can stay here. Oh, yeah.

And I'll get tired and fended every time
I leave the house.

You're overreacting.

Are you going to tell him?

I'm only six weeks gone.

What is there to tell?

That his boyfriend made you pregnant.

You look lovely.

Well, supper's ready, so take a seat.

So, have you thought any more about what
I was saying?

Not worried about that just yet.

What's important is that he inherits his
daddy's good looks.

Oh, it's a he, is it?

Let's join hands and thank our Lord.

Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts,
and make us truly thankful for the child

that you have given to Sadie and to
Johnny, for now and for ever. Amen.

Well,

you shouldn't have secrets from each
other.

We don't have secrets from each other.

Well...

You know the problems we've been having.

You know?

I just wanted to help.

See?

It just happened.

It doesn't just happen!

I thought I could tell you once I knew
for sure.

It's good, isn't it?

We can still make a fresh start here on
the island.

I don't know who you are anymore.

How could you keep this from me?

Well, thanks for your spare, Johnny, you
fucking prick!

Please, I'll not have that language in
my house.

Oh, don't worry, I'm not staying.

You're tired as a fucking freak.

Rick!

Please wait!

Rick! Rick!

He'll be back. He just needs to let off
some steam.

He shouldn't have found out like that.

He won't have gone far.

Look, I'll find him.

Rick! Rick! Rick!

Rick!

I'm sorry.

I'll be punished for my loose tongue.

We'll leave the door on the latch for
when they see sense and then I will try

and make amends.

You haven't eaten a thing.

I can't eat.

Sit yourself down. I've got a surprise
for you.

Go on.

Now cover your eyes.

meant to be for tomorrow, but I think
you need a lift now.

Happy birthday for tomorrow.

I'll cut them a couple of extra slices.

Make a wish.

Thank you.

What the fuck have you told them?

Leave me alone, I know. I'm sorry. He's
left you. Rick told me that he wanted to

be with Johnny, so they've gone off
together.

You're lying.

He told me that you didn't satisfy him
sexually.

I know what's in that room.

Well, you shouldn't go snooping. Mother
taught us that.

This is not my mother's house. I
couldn't live with the memories of our

I had to get rid of her things. Stop
lying. You're lying. This is never my

mother's house. You were always a
defiant child, answering back. Now, you

want to go getting upset. It's not good
for either of you.

I don't need you.

But what about our baby?

There is no our baby.

This is over, you and me.

That little girl was right on fucking
birthday, this has turned out to be.

Please, you don't realise how important
you are to the island.

You're here for a reason. I know I
haven't been completely honest with you.

you ever... Tell the truth. Our men are
infertile.

And there hasn't been a baby born here
for 15 years and we're in trouble.

That's your problem.

But we need new blood. True amen blood.

I'm not your sister.

But you're our father's child. You carry
his blood and so will your baby.

Why are you doing this?

We don't ask questions here or we go to
hell.

I don't need you or this.

But you love this island.

This... This place is rotten to the
core.

And so are you.

You would never be my sister.

You're the devil's whore, make no
mistake.

You can have your useless, infertile man
and faggot boyfriend.

What have you done with them? Well,
they're part of the island now.

Why us? Because it's people like you
that caused this island's problems in

first place. No, no, no. You are inbred.

This man you call a martyr, he's the one
that's contaminated your island, not

us! For God's sake, you're unrelated to
each other!

You're all genetically... Where are
Richard and Johnny? Where are Richard

Johnny? What have you done with them?
What have you done with...

You mainlanders.

You hedonists.

Well, you should all have been smothered
at birth.

Well, you'll never leave this island.

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, it's me, it's
me, it's me. She's just fucking

He was useless anyway.

on the bonfire, but burning in hell is
too good for you. Just you see.

Virtualization program, why?

Every morning you wake without sin, but
by nightfall you always manage to find

it, and the people of Amen will always
find you.

Beautiful pregnant.

Here,

the house is just up there.

You take the car up, I'll follow you up.