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Welcome to the daily show. I am Jordan
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Welcome to the daily show. I am Jordan
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Welcome to the daily show. I am Jordan
Flapper. We got so much to talk about
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Flapper. We got so much to talk about
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Flapper. We got so much to talk about
tonight. Trump scored a sweet dinner
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tonight. Trump scored a sweet dinner
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tonight. Trump scored a sweet dinner
reservation. The workers who got dozed
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reservation. The workers who got dozed
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reservation. The workers who got dozed
are back for revenge. And the reflecting
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are back for revenge. And the reflecting
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are back for revenge. And the reflecting
pool has a raging case of algae. So if
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pool has a raging case of algae. So if
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pool has a raging case of algae. So if
you hooked up with it, you should really
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you hooked up with it, you should really
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you hooked up with it, you should really
get tested. But first, Donald Trump's in
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get tested. But first, Donald Trump's in
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get tested. But first, Donald Trump's in
France. So, let's get into it with our
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France. So, let's get into it with our
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France. So, let's get into it with our
continuing coverage of Trump meets
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continuing coverage of Trump meets
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continuing coverage of Trump meets
world.
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>> International humiliation one after
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>> International humiliation one after
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>> International humiliation one after
another.
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another.
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another.
>> Yesterday, Donald Trump touched down in
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>> Yesterday, Donald Trump touched down in
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>> Yesterday, Donald Trump touched down in
France for the G7 summit, a forum where
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France for the G7 summit, a forum where
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France for the G7 summit, a forum where
world leaders meet to discuss a book
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world leaders meet to discuss a book
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world leaders meet to discuss a book
they all read. This month's pick was
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they all read. This month's pick was
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they all read. This month's pick was
Famesick, a really nice choice.
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Famesick, a really nice choice.
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Famesick, a really nice choice.
Now, the summit is being held in the
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Now, the summit is being held in the
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Now, the summit is being held in the
city of Evian, which costs twice as much
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city of Evian, which costs twice as much
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city of Evian, which costs twice as much
as a normal city
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as a normal city
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as a normal city
for no reason at all. I mean, would it
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for no reason at all. I mean, would it
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for no reason at all. I mean, would it
kill you to hold this conference in the
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kill you to hold this conference in the
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kill you to hold this conference in the
village of Kirkland Signature? I mean,
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village of Kirkland Signature? I mean,
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village of Kirkland Signature? I mean,
come on. Come on.
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Elise, the Elise. But regardless,
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Elise, the Elise. But regardless,
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Elise, the Elise. But regardless,
Trump's been having a blast. President
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Trump's been having a blast. President
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Trump's been having a blast. President
Emanuel Mcronone welcomed him in what
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Emanuel Mcronone welcomed him in what
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Emanuel Mcronone welcomed him in what
seemed like a very special edition of
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seemed like a very special edition of
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seemed like a very special edition of
the Golden Bachelor.
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the Golden Bachelor.
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the Golden Bachelor.
Oh, Trey Magnifi. Cannot wait to get
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Oh, Trey Magnifi. Cannot wait to get
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Oh, Trey Magnifi. Cannot wait to get
into the hot tub with this little
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into the hot tub with this little
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into the hot tub with this little
number.
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number.
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number.
Now, Trump's goal at the summit is to
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Now, Trump's goal at the summit is to
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Now, Trump's goal at the summit is to
work with our allies and strengthen
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work with our allies and strengthen
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work with our allies and strengthen
America's standing in the world. I'ming
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America's standing in the world. I'ming
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America's standing in the world. I'ming
with you. NO, HE'S THERE for the
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with you. NO, HE'S THERE for the
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with you. NO, HE'S THERE for the
presence. The German chancellor offering
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presence. The German chancellor offering
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presence. The German chancellor offering
President Trump a customized German
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President Trump a customized German
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President Trump a customized German
football jersey.
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>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
you can tell he really loves it, you
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you can tell he really loves it, you
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you can tell he really loves it, you
know. Wow, a size medium shirt. Yeah,
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know. Wow, a size medium shirt. Yeah,
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know. Wow, a size medium shirt. Yeah,
thanks. You know, Cutter got me a plane,
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thanks. You know, Cutter got me a plane,
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thanks. You know, Cutter got me a plane,
right?
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right?
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right?
Although, if the Germans insist on
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Although, if the Germans insist on
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Although, if the Germans insist on
giving Trump one of their uniforms, this
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giving Trump one of their uniforms, this
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giving Trump one of their uniforms, this
probably is the best case scenario.
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Just just thinking it through here. He's
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Just just thinking it through here. He's
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Just just thinking it through here. He's
into those heritage editions. But that's
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into those heritage editions. But that's
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into those heritage editions. But that's
not to say President Trump showed up to
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not to say President Trump showed up to
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not to say President Trump showed up to
the G7 empty, bruised handed. No,
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the G7 empty, bruised handed. No,
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the G7 empty, bruised handed. No,
because he had his own gift for Europe,
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because he had his own gift for Europe,
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because he had his own gift for Europe,
a peace deal with Iran that he just
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a peace deal with Iran that he just
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a peace deal with Iran that he just
signed two days before. Or or did he?
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signed two days before. Or or did he?
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signed two days before. Or or did he?
The president and the vice president
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The president and the vice president
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The president and the vice president
signed this agreement electronically 48
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signed this agreement electronically 48
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signed this agreement electronically 48
hours ago.
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hours ago.
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hours ago.
>> Well, well, well. An electronic
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>> Well, well, well. An electronic
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>> Well, well, well. An electronic
signature, huh? Looks like the auto
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signature, huh? Looks like the auto
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signature, huh? Looks like the auto
pener has become the auto pen e.
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pener has become the auto pen e.
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pener has become the auto pen e.
Got him. Got him. Take that. See that
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Got him. Got him. Take that. See that
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Got him. Got him. Take that. See that
hypocrisy?
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hypocrisy?
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hypocrisy?
Seriously, is a docuign peace agreement
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Seriously, is a docuign peace agreement
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Seriously, is a docuign peace agreement
even legally binding?
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even legally binding?
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even legally binding?
There's something disqualifying about a
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There's something disqualifying about a
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There's something disqualifying about a
treaty that was signed in an open tab
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treaty that was signed in an open tab
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treaty that was signed in an open tab
next to Pornhub.
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next to Pornhub.
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next to Pornhub.
>> No,
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police dragon there. No, so far Trump is
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police dragon there. No, so far Trump is
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police dragon there. No, so far Trump is
keeping the details of the deal hidden,
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keeping the details of the deal hidden,
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keeping the details of the deal hidden,
but it doesn't matter because the
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but it doesn't matter because the
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but it doesn't matter because the
leaders in the region like the president
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leaders in the region like the president
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leaders in the region like the president
of the UAE are just happy for peace.
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of the UAE are just happy for peace.
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of the UAE are just happy for peace.
>> Without your support, your commitment,
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>> Without your support, your commitment,
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>> Without your support, your commitment,
Mr. President, not my country only, but
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Mr. President, not my country only, but
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Mr. President, not my country only, but
the Middle East will be in a different
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the Middle East will be in a different
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the Middle East will be in a different
part of the world, different uh
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part of the world, different uh
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part of the world, different uh
situation today.
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situation today.
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situation today.
Wow,
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Wow,
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Wow,
how moving.
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how moving.
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how moving.
I assume it was a little hard to hear
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I assume it was a little hard to hear
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I assume it was a little hard to hear
him, but I'm sure his demeanor of
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him, but I'm sure his demeanor of
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him, but I'm sure his demeanor of
gratitude and humility is what resonated
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gratitude and humility is what resonated
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gratitude and humility is what resonated
with President Trump.
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with President Trump.
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with President Trump.
>> We love it. Thank you, my friend.
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>> We love it. Thank you, my friend.
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>> We love it. Thank you, my friend.
See, when you're that rich, you can
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See, when you're that rich, you can
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See, when you're that rich, you can
speak that low.
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speak that low.
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speak that low.
>> I was just wondering, can anybody hear
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>> I was just wondering, can anybody hear
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>> I was just wondering, can anybody hear
that? But when you're so rich, you have
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that? But when you're so rich, you have
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that? But when you're so rich, you have
such confidence that you don't have to
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such confidence that you don't have to
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such confidence that you don't have to
do any strain to the voice. He's great.
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do any strain to the voice. He's great.
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do any strain to the voice. He's great.
>> Wow.
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>> Wow.
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>> Wow.
This broken man just had his whole
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This broken man just had his whole
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This broken man just had his whole
country droned. And Trump is like, "Hey,
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country droned. And Trump is like, "Hey,
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country droned. And Trump is like, "Hey,
check out the president of ASMR over
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check out the president of ASMR over
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check out the president of ASMR over
here, huh?
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here, huh?
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here, huh?
What's the matter? Drone got your
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What's the matter? Drone got your
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What's the matter? Drone got your
tongue? No, he's a great guy. Great guy.
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tongue? No, he's a great guy. Great guy.
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tongue? No, he's a great guy. Great guy.
Great guy. This is a big deal. The war
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Great guy. This is a big deal. The war
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Great guy. This is a big deal. The war
is finally coming to an end for the 39th
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is finally coming to an end for the 39th
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is finally coming to an end for the 39th
and final time.
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and final time.
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and final time.
We have now reached the Iran warf
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We have now reached the Iran warf
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We have now reached the Iran warf
finished V2 final. Final final for real
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finished V2 final. Final final for real
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finished V2 final. Final final for real
this time. Dot PDF stage of the whole
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this time. Dot PDF stage of the whole
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this time. Dot PDF stage of the whole
thing.
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thing.
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thing.
Wow. Okay. I can only imagine Trump must
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Wow. Okay. I can only imagine Trump must
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Wow. Okay. I can only imagine Trump must
be so excited to go to this historic
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be so excited to go to this historic
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be so excited to go to this historic
signing ceremony on Friday. Sir, are you
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signing ceremony on Friday. Sir, are you
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signing ceremony on Friday. Sir, are you
going to try to attend the signing
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going to try to attend the signing
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going to try to attend the signing
ceremony on Friday?
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ceremony on Friday?
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ceremony on Friday?
>> Well, it depends. JD's coming in for it.
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>> Well, it depends. JD's coming in for it.
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>> Well, it depends. JD's coming in for it.
He was originally going to do it. I I'll
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He was originally going to do it. I I'll
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He was originally going to do it. I I'll
probably be gone by then. We're having
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probably be gone by then. We're having
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probably be gone by then. We're having
dinner in a day and a half, right? We're
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dinner in a day and a half, right? We're
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dinner in a day and a half, right? We're
going to be staying quite late.
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going to be staying quite late.
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going to be staying quite late.
>> Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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>> Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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>> Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're You're not going to make the
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You're You're not going to make the
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You're You're not going to make the
signing ceremony on Friday because of
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signing ceremony on Friday because of
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signing ceremony on Friday because of
your dinner on Wednesday.
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your dinner on Wednesday.
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your dinner on Wednesday.
Just say you don't want to go. Don't
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Just say you don't want to go. Don't
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Just say you don't want to go. Don't
insult our intelligence, you know. Oh, I
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insult our intelligence, you know. Oh, I
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insult our intelligence, you know. Oh, I
think dinner might go like 50 hours
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think dinner might go like 50 hours
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think dinner might go like 50 hours
late. Then I have Don Jr.'s improv show.
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late. Then I have Don Jr.'s improv show.
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late. Then I have Don Jr.'s improv show.
Then it's Ramadan. You know how
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Then it's Ramadan. You know how
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Then it's Ramadan. You know how
seriously I take that. Uh, but if you're
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seriously I take that. Uh, but if you're
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seriously I take that. Uh, but if you're
missing the war for dinner, you better
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missing the war for dinner, you better
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missing the war for dinner, you better
be going someplace nice. I'm talking
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be going someplace nice. I'm talking
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be going someplace nice. I'm talking
Cheesecake Factory or above. The French
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Cheesecake Factory or above. The French
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Cheesecake Factory or above. The French
president, who happens to be a very nice
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president, who happens to be a very nice
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president, who happens to be a very nice
man, invited me to dinner at Versailles.
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man, invited me to dinner at Versailles.
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man, invited me to dinner at Versailles.
And Versailles is not a gold leaf.
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And Versailles is not a gold leaf.
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And Versailles is not a gold leaf.
Versailles is the real deal.
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>> All right. Dinner at Versailles. Okay.
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>> All right. Dinner at Versailles. Okay.
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>> All right. Dinner at Versailles. Okay.
You know what? I'm gonna give Trump this
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You know what? I'm gonna give Trump this
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You know what? I'm gonna give Trump this
one. That's been that's been pinned on
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one. That's been that's been pinned on
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one. That's been that's been pinned on
his Pinterest board since he was 12
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his Pinterest board since he was 12
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his Pinterest board since he was 12
years old. Huh?
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I mean, Versailles is a beautiful palace
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I mean, Versailles is a beautiful palace
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I mean, Versailles is a beautiful palace
of gold and mirrors where nothing bad
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of gold and mirrors where nothing bad
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of gold and mirrors where nothing bad
ever happens to rich people. Yeah. It's
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ever happens to rich people. Yeah. It's
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ever happens to rich people. Yeah. It's
his happy place. It's where the Trump
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his happy place. It's where the Trump
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his happy place. It's where the Trump
family goes to respawn.
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family goes to respawn.
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family goes to respawn.
And of course, if you're at dinner, you
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And of course, if you're at dinner, you
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And of course, if you're at dinner, you
can't sign an agreement. Who's ever
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can't sign an agreement. Who's ever
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can't sign an agreement. Who's ever
heard of signing a treaty at Versailles?
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heard of signing a treaty at Versailles?
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heard of signing a treaty at Versailles?
It can't be done. NO. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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It can't be done. NO. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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It can't be done. NO. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
ENJOY IT. Enjoy it. ENJOY YOUR BEAUTIFUL
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ENJOY IT. Enjoy it. ENJOY YOUR BEAUTIFUL
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ENJOY IT. Enjoy it. ENJOY YOUR BEAUTIFUL
DINNER AT the beautiful palace because
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DINNER AT the beautiful palace because
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DINNER AT the beautiful palace because
pretty soon you have to come back to
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pretty soon you have to come back to
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pretty soon you have to come back to
Washington DC where things have taken a
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Washington DC where things have taken a
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Washington DC where things have taken a
turn. The newly renovated reflecting
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turn. The newly renovated reflecting
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turn. The newly renovated reflecting
pool, which was painted American flag
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pool, which was painted American flag
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pool, which was painted American flag
blue, turned green with algae over the
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blue, turned green with algae over the
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blue, turned green with algae over the
weekend.
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weekend.
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weekend.
>> Holy
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>> Holy
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>> Holy
That pool is green.
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That pool is green.
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That pool is green.
Looks like there was a Grinch orgy in
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Looks like there was a Grinch orgy in
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Looks like there was a Grinch orgy in
it.
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it.
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it.
Looks like the bathtub where Kermit slit
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Looks like the bathtub where Kermit slit
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Looks like the bathtub where Kermit slit
his wrists.
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his wrists.
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his wrists.
Looks like the Statue of Liberty's
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Looks like the Statue of Liberty's
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Looks like the Statue of Liberty's
placenta in there. Am I right? No.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
I guilted you into it. Thank you. Well,
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I guilted you into it. Thank you. Well,
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I guilted you into it. Thank you. Well,
look, they put $14 million into building
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look, they put $14 million into building
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look, they put $14 million into building
a state-of-the-art system for keeping
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a state-of-the-art system for keeping
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a state-of-the-art system for keeping
this pool clean. I bet we're going to
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this pool clean. I bet we're going to
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this pool clean. I bet we're going to
see some pretty high-tech solutions kick
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see some pretty high-tech solutions kick
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see some pretty high-tech solutions kick
in any minute.
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in any minute.
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in any minute.
>> You can see the the folks standing at
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>> You can see the the folks standing at
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>> You can see the the folks standing at
the end. They're dumping jugs of some
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the end. They're dumping jugs of some
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the end. They're dumping jugs of some
kind of a liquid into the water of the
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kind of a liquid into the water of the
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kind of a liquid into the water of the
reflecting pool.
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reflecting pool.
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reflecting pool.
Sure,
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Sure,
just dump in gallons of hydrogen
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just dump in gallons of hydrogen
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just dump in gallons of hydrogen
peroxide. Just love that, guys. First
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peroxide. Just love that, guys. First
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peroxide. Just love that, guys. First
thought, best thought. That's what I
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thought, best thought. That's what I
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thought, best thought. That's what I
always say. Well, you know what? As
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always say. Well, you know what? As
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always say. Well, you know what? As
someone who's tried to clean a
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someone who's tried to clean a
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someone who's tried to clean a
humidifier the same way, might I
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humidifier the same way, might I
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humidifier the same way, might I
recommend just buying a new reflecting
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recommend just buying a new reflecting
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recommend just buying a new reflecting
pool at Target.
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pool at Target.
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pool at Target.
The funny thing, the funny thing about
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The funny thing, the funny thing about
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The funny thing, the funny thing about
this story is that no one would have
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this story is that no one would have
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this story is that no one would have
cared what the pool looked like if
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cared what the pool looked like if
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cared what the pool looked like if
Donald Trump hadn't made it a
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Donald Trump hadn't made it a
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Donald Trump hadn't made it a
centerpiece of the MAGA agenda for some
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centerpiece of the MAGA agenda for some
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centerpiece of the MAGA agenda for some
reason. But he did, which means that the
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reason. But he did, which means that the
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reason. But he did, which means that the
people who believe in the MAGA agenda.
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people who believe in the MAGA agenda.
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people who believe in the MAGA agenda.
People like right-wing radio host Grant
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People like right-wing radio host Grant
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People like right-wing radio host Grant
Stinchfield, they're going to have some
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Stinchfield, they're going to have some
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Stinchfield, they're going to have some
interesting ideas about how this all
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interesting ideas about how this all
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interesting ideas about how this all
happened.
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happened.
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happened.
>> There's algae in here again. I feel like
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>> There's algae in here again. I feel like
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>> There's algae in here again. I feel like
it's sabotage.
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Oh god.
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Oh god.
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Oh god.
Just please tell me we're not doing a
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Just please tell me we're not doing a
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Just please tell me we're not doing a
reflecting pool conspiracy theory. Just
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reflecting pool conspiracy theory. Just
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reflecting pool conspiracy theory. Just
please tell me we're not doing a
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please tell me we're not doing a
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please tell me we're not doing a
reflecting pool conspiracy theory.
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reflecting pool conspiracy theory.
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reflecting pool conspiracy theory.
>> I mean, they had just literally fixed
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>> I mean, they had just literally fixed
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>> I mean, they had just literally fixed
this. You would not have that that
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this. You would not have that that
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this. You would not have that that
quickly unless somebody did something.
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quickly unless somebody did something.
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quickly unless somebody did something.
I'm telling you, I think they want Trump
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I'm telling you, I think they want Trump
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I'm telling you, I think they want Trump
to fail. so badly that they'll come out
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to fail. so badly that they'll come out
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to fail. so badly that they'll come out
here and do anything.
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here and do anything.
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here and do anything.
>> I think so.
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>> I think so.
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>> I think so.
>> I agree with you.
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>> I agree with you.
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>> I agree with you.
>> As proud as I was of President Trump for
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>> As proud as I was of President Trump for
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>> As proud as I was of President Trump for
finally getting this thing fixed,
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finally getting this thing fixed,
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finally getting this thing fixed,
>> we're back to green. And again, is it
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>> we're back to green. And again, is it
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>> we're back to green. And again, is it
nefarious? I tend to think so.
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nefarious? I tend to think so.
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nefarious? I tend to think so.
>> Okay,
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>> Okay,
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>> Okay,
I guess it is nefarious if you think
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I guess it is nefarious if you think
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I guess it is nefarious if you think
about it and then you don't think about
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about it and then you don't think about
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about it and then you don't think about
it.
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it.
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it.
And if you don't think about it, LG
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And if you don't think about it, LG
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And if you don't think about it, LG
sounds a lot like al-Qaeda. Huh?
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sounds a lot like al-Qaeda. Huh?
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sounds a lot like al-Qaeda. Huh?
I mean I mean how deep does this thing
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I mean I mean how deep does this thing
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I mean I mean how deep does this thing
go? My sources are telling me like about
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go? My sources are telling me like about
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go? My sources are telling me like about
a foot or a foot and a half. But I mean
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a foot or a foot and a half. But I mean
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a foot or a foot and a half. But I mean
Grant Grant, what are we missing here? I
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Grant Grant, what are we missing here? I
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Grant Grant, what are we missing here? I
still think it may have been sabotage.
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still think it may have been sabotage.
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still think it may have been sabotage.
Even though the National Park Service
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Even though the National Park Service
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Even though the National Park Service
comes out and says, "No, no, no, it's
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comes out and says, "No, no, no, it's
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comes out and says, "No, no, no, it's
not sabotage. It uh they say it it uh uh
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not sabotage. It uh they say it it uh uh
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not sabotage. It uh they say it it uh uh
it was algae residue left over in the
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it was algae residue left over in the
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it was algae residue left over in the
pipes." What if the bureaucrats left it
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pipes." What if the bureaucrats left it
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pipes." What if the bureaucrats left it
over in the pipes on purpose? We know
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over in the pipes on purpose? We know
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over in the pipes on purpose? We know
that those inside government don't like
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that those inside government don't like
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that those inside government don't like
President Trump. Yes, of course. Those
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President Trump. Yes, of course. Those
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President Trump. Yes, of course. Those
pesky bureaucrats jumped into the pipes
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pesky bureaucrats jumped into the pipes
467
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pesky bureaucrats jumped into the pipes
to leave ALGAE IN THERE.
468
00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:03,120
to leave ALGAE IN THERE.
469
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,870
to leave ALGAE IN THERE.
I I believe we have surveillance video
470
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:04,880
I I believe we have surveillance video
471
00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,030
I I believe we have surveillance video
of that happening.
472
00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:07,040
of that happening.
473
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,870
of that happening.
Yeah.
474
00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:08,880
Yeah.
475
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,750
Yeah.
Yeah.
476
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:11,760
Yeah.
477
00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:16,069
Yeah.
This
478
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479
00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:18,870
this this is the beauty of the bagverse.
480
00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:18,880
this this is the beauty of the bagverse.
481
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this this is the beauty of the bagverse.
Donald Trump is never too corrupt or
482
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Donald Trump is never too corrupt or
483
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,269
Donald Trump is never too corrupt or
incompetent for the job. If you always
484
00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:23,279
incompetent for the job. If you always
485
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incompetent for the job. If you always
come up with a new layer of bad guy to
486
00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:25,360
come up with a new layer of bad guy to
487
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,990
come up with a new layer of bad guy to
blame the problems on. So, I know the
488
00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:28,000
blame the problems on. So, I know the
489
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,470
blame the problems on. So, I know the
deep state photosynthesis theory sounds
490
00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:30,480
deep state photosynthesis theory sounds
491
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,190
deep state photosynthesis theory sounds
dopey, but so did rigged election at
492
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dopey, but so did rigged election at
493
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,949
dopey, but so did rigged election at
first. And look where that got us.
494
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first. And look where that got us.
495
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first. And look where that got us.
Before you know it, these guys are going
496
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Before you know it, these guys are going
497
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Before you know it, these guys are going
to be doing January 6th in the
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to be doing January 6th in the
499
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to be doing January 6th in the
reflecting pool just splashing around
500
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reflecting pool just splashing around
501
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,389
reflecting pool just splashing around
chanting dunk Mike Pence. Dunk Mike
502
00:10:44,389 --> 00:10:44,399
chanting dunk Mike Pence. Dunk Mike
503
00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:47,399
chanting dunk Mike Pence. Dunk Mike
Pence.
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