All language subtitles for The Natural History Of Parking Lots (1990)

Get down.

Get down. Get down. Get down.

Get down.

We're the new minority, man.

You've got to do what's right for your
client. You've got to join the FFF, man.

Spread like a disease, man. You would
love her, man.

Pretty bad, man. You'll be coming
around.

We're going to make America. Here, man.
Here.

And please, the woman, don't make a
report.

The name of my poem is Nightmare.

Blackened clouds and icy faces.

Waddy bodies in senseless places.

Haunted by a thought of last night.

Trapped in a cell with no light.

Sweaty killers and sharp nails.

Endless stairways with no rail.

Chris, what have we got? Red wings and
arms that are black.

Hungry dudes preparing to attack.

Blinded by the thick, moist air.

Tripped and pulled by the hair.

Tossed around by...

Well?

Mr. Taylor.

Stand back.

Down to your underwear.

Okay, pick up your clothes. Come over
here.

Don't take all day.

Is this your phone number?

Yeah.

Who's home?

Your mother works?

Who's your dad?

I don't like white guys, understand?

The make.

The year.

Go on.

Don't fuck with me, boy.

You sure?

You better be.

This is real.

Come on.

I don't want to have to put you in
detention.

Come on.

you

Thank you.

Would you please tell him I've been out
here a half an hour?

Mr. Taylor will see you now.

You're hard to get hold of.

I had to hire a detective.

Really?

I want you to look after your brother
for a while. Until I sell the house.

What? I want you to look after your
brother.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious.

I'll see you around.

I know what you do for a living.

I call the police, but I know people far
more dangerous than the police.

Is that correct?

I want you to look after your brother.

I'll pay you $2 ,000 a week.

I make more than that in a day. Oh, yes.

The National Socialist White American
Party. Box 1133 Glendale, California.

90727.

I'm sure they pay.

I'm sure they're a lot of fun to work
for, too.

Not for my sake.

Do it for Chrissy.

How old is he now?

17.

He's at the West L .A. police station.

I've arranged for his release to you.

It's always good to see you again.

Sam.

Call me Sam. Remember that.

I'm Mark.

I'm not a police officer. I'm a
probation officer.

I'd like to be your friend.

Okay, let's see.

Do you get along with your dad very
well? Do you have arguments or

disagreements? Money problems?

Staying out late at night?

No.

Does he bring women home? Have any
friends of his own?

Well, he lives mostly with the Marines.

Do you live alone at the house?

No, there's a maid.

I can guard her.

Have you seen your mom lately?

No. Do you ever see her?

Well, she lives in Palm Beach.

How about your brother? Does he go to
school?

No, he works.

What does he do?

I don't know.

I don't see him.

So, basically, you live alone with a
mate?

No, basically.

Do you do drugs?

You're not going to do that again, are
you?

No.

Good.

Here's what's happening.

In a couple of months, you'll come up
for a hearing, and what happens after

depends on whether you've learned your
lesson.

You'll either go up to juvie or on
probation.

And, um, do I have to stay here until
then?

When? Until the hearing.

I don't know why.

Well, I'd like to go home with you if
it's all right.

Yeah

Chris?

Yeah?

Sam sent me over to pick you up.

Well, where is it?

You got this.

Come on Rebecca, go on.

Yeah, I know. It's been a long time.

I can't believe this.

I can't fucking believe this.

Hey Lance, I can get home from here.

That's okay.

Look, I'm gonna swing by my house so I
can get some stuff.

I've been staying with you for a while.

The house?

Yeah, the house.

Here, go get some coffee and donuts.

I'll be back in about 20 minutes.

Let me have an orange juice and... Hey,
Chris, what's up, man? Walter, oh, shit,

dude. How you been, man? I haven't seen
you in a while.

Yeah, since your dad threw me out of
your fucking garage.

Yeah, I remember that, I remember that.

Dang, I haven't seen your dad in a
while, either.

Good, neither have I, that fucking big
guy.

Where you living now, man?

Living with my manager.

Thanks for your good care of me.

That looks a surprise.

Yeah, took me out to... I was out there
for two fucking years.

You ever try to talk to your dad?

Well, try talking to him once.

You know, I went over to his house and I
was totally fucking starving.

He wouldn't let me inside.

I guess he doesn't want his wife to see
me.

Oh, well.

Glad to get this, Dad.

You really want to know?

Yeah, I do.

The owner picked me up when I was
cussing.

Oh, cussing.

You know, well, he says he loves me and,
uh, takes really good care of me and

wants me to go back to school, too. He's
living in, uh, Hollywood on the street.

Hey, did you hear about Patrice? She got
shot in, uh, Windward. That's where it

was. Fucking some gang fight or
something.

She's really fucked up.

Yeah,

I don't really want to rush you, man,
but, uh...

Chuck's coming back and gets really
jealous.

All right. Cool.

I'll see you later. Later.

Something wrong?

Nah.

If you liked him, we'd be around for a
while.

What do you do when you go to school?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Lance? Lance?

Lance?

Yo, Lance?

Lance?

Did I walk on Hollywood Crown?

Close your eyes.

Can I touch it?

Yeah.

Time to cool off.

You can do what you want to do.

Hahaha.

I came up here with a girl once.

Just once, though.

Trace?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you know about her?

I don't know. I used to watch her, guys.

It always seemed like you guys had so
much more fun than this.

I don't know, man. I've never done stuff
like this before.

It's fucking cool.

You know, I saw Patrice about a year
ago.

She was living on the streets in Venice.

She didn't even know me.

God, she used to be so pretty.

Scotty.

Jimmy, Daso.

Street.

Everybody's dead.

All right.

It's all right now.

You made it.

Not everybody's dead. What about Keith?
Remember Keith Triss?

He joined the Marines.

Well, at least he's not dead.

What?

The bar language.

Fuck the bar language.

but you but don't but you but have but
hit but yourself but very but hard but

and you have to talk but as fast fast as
fast but as fast as fast but as

but you can but and if but you don't but
then but you you then but you have to

hit but but yourself but and that's but
all but okay but okay but okay

but okay but okay but

I'll tell you something.

One fuck up and you are out of here. Any
trouble, and I do mean any trouble.

And I'll be very happy to see that
you're suspended from this school.

Forever. T -X -T -X

-A -A -E -I -O -U.

And sometimes Y.

Yama T.

As long as you attend this school,
there's things that we're gonna have to

Look, I don't see how you can do it. The
semester is practically over.

Look,

I don't see any reason to be doing a lot
of extra time and extra credit with a

criminal. Do you get it, dude?

Am I gonna fail?

You know, I don't feel like you can
possibly get that. You're too far

I mean, it's nothing to do but start at
the very beginning and read all the

chapters and do all that I need, all of
the essays.

Um, memorize all the poems and read the
articles, but it's only got three weeks.

I don't know why you bother.

I don't know what to do.

It makes me feel like I'm going to take
it again, right?

I'll give you a library card.

I want to see you doing this work, and I
don't want to catch you reading Rolling

Stone or Finn, okay? All right. Now get
out of here.

How much has really happened in the
couple days of school?

We'll have no more of that.

What if I quit?

I get a job. What are you going to do,
wash cars?

No, we've just got to get through this
here. Just hold on.

I've been pretty busy myself lately.
I've had to totally evaluate my

God, real estate is such a mind
-boggling thing.

Dad. Sam.

Call me Sam, please, Sam.

Now, the real question is what my
investment procedures are going to be

now and 1990.

Obviously, the market's going to fall
apart right after the election or in the

first quarter.

I think I got some new vibes.

Yeah, right. Here's a new vibe.

These

guys

are into some pretty hot shit.

Plastic boobies.

Might be a big demand.

I don't know.

I don't like it. It's too high profile.

Just stick to the Nazis and the gang.

These guys have got a great cover right
now.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

What's the great cover?

I'm a tail drag I'll wipe out my tag

When

I get what I want

the mighty wolf measure the midnight
priest

the hunters they can't

find you oh

I'm sorry, man. Oh, my God.

I'm going to get you pissed.

Fucking fuck, man.

Take a look. You don't look that bad.
Look at my head. Look at those

You and your fucking... He's going to
fly away.

I don't know. I can't remember what the
hell I got in there.

Hey, Lance.

Where'd you get these boots?

You like them?

Yeah, where'd you get them?

Mark, can you hear that?

Where'd you get them?

You want them.

Pretty bad.

Hey, Lance, can I try them on?

What? Can I try them on, the boots?

Yeah, buddy, I think they're kind of big
for you, though.

Yeah.

I don't know, they don't really work
with these pants. What do you think?

Definitely not here.

And about those pants, they suck.

Do I like these things?

Does it bite anything good?

Have you got all these things?

Convey the war at the core of civilized
humanity in the 19th century. Hey, what

are you doing?

You wrote this?

Yeah, I did some.

Come on, Chris, do it again.

Convey the war at the core of civilized
humanity in the 19th century. Joseph

Conrad said he'd lost the art of
darkness in the jungle of South America.

Come on.

He would write art of darkness today. He
would set it in the parking lot of a

high school in San Fernando Valley.

Here try that on

I don't think I'd film anybody wear it
either.

This is Conrad, part of our team.

Watch this.

You know I'm just kidding, right?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

All the boys go around in black and the
boys have two.

you don't believe me huh i don't know
man i couldn't get into the sex you

I don't know, man. I couldn't fix it.
Yeah, we used to go out with these guys.

I couldn't fix it, man. I don't know
why.

You don't believe me?

You don't believe me?

Let's go.

You want to go?

Yeah.

I remember the first time I got laid in
the backseat of my car.

She had black hair, black boots, black
lipstick.

We were drinking Mad Dog 2020.

to pee on your tire, and when it was
fulfilled, I let it spill.

Come on, you guys, say it.

I have a desire to pee on your tire, and
it was fulfilled when I let it spill.

Oh, my God.

Come on, hurry up.

Hey, man!

Give me a shampoo.

What

do

you want to do in this shit?

I don't know. Anywhere that's not food.

How soon can you get here? I can get
home pretty fast.

All right. Leave as soon as you get
here.

Cool.

You and your brother?

No, I bought some coke from him once.
Fuck you. Wait.

Can you give me some?

Fuck you, man!

Fuck you, man!

Hey, man, after me.

Man?

Look, I'm getting pressure. I need this
stuff tonight.

Shit, I don't like that answer.

Motherfucker, I'm going to Seattle
tonight. You're not buying fucking

I'm not getting my ass green just
because you and the brothers want to

the Great Northwest by tomorrow.

Sorry about last night.

Yeah, just a second.

Are you... Hello.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

What's that all about, huh?

Yo, what's up?

And

here,

you try it.

Now just squeeze it slow. Don't jerk it.

Yeah,

I know he's in the gun

Don't pull the trigger.

Use the trigger and just strike down the
barrel.

I don't know. I don't know.

Unbutton it.

Why? Put a white t -shirt on.

Do it like that.

Yeah, that's fun.

Like this?

Yeah. That would be embarrassing to be
seen with it.

What? Where are we going?

You want that?

Are you wearing underwear?

Underwear? Yeah. If you're really sexy,
you don't wear underwear.

For real, I don't have that.

Hello?

Hello?

I know who this is.

Put your hand up your shirt.

Touch your right nipple.

Rub it.

Slide your hand down your stomach.

Got it?

Have fun.

Hey, Chris, come on. We're ready to go.

Come on, man. I gotta piss, man. Just
hide in a knot. We're gonna be there in

about 15 minutes. Man, I can't wait 15
minutes. Jeez, you are such a whiner.

Fuck you, man. I'm gonna piss on you in
a minute. You pissed on my car and

you'll be walking across the border. Why
would he? Come on. Stay in here. Fuck

you.

I let it spill.

It was fulfilled.

God, I'm corrupting you already.

Land.

I feel the hot wind on my shoulder.

And the touch of a world that is older.

I turn the switch and check the number.

I lean it on when it's wet and I
slumber.

I hear the whizz on some music.

I buy the product and never use it.

I hear the talking of the DJ.

Can't understand just what does he say.

I'm on all kinds of radio.

I'm on.

I understand just a little. No

comprende, it's a riddle.

i'm on a mexican radio

Thank you.

Thank you.

Does he say, I'm on a Mexican radio?

I'm on a Mexican radio.

There were stupid things to do.

Right.

All the vehicles were returned to the
radio.

How'd you get in here?

Have to wait.

Have you seen her?

Yeah, a little bit.

Have you seen her? She's been here.

Thought something would come on her.

Chris, you alright?

Yeah, I'll be right out.

Mr. Taylor, I am placing you on
probation until your 18th birthday.

If you fail to maintain the terms of
this probation, you may be confined to

order of this court.

Do you understand?

I'll be seeing you then.

I'm going to tell you.

Hey,

Lance?

Hey, Lance, did you see my shirt?

Lance.

Hey, Lance, did you see my shirt? Whoa.

Chris, this is Kelly.

Kelly, this is Chris. Hi.

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

I can speak all my songs.

One.

Two.

Let's get out of here.

You're gonna catch me.

Ellie.

Get the fuck out of my fucking house.
Get the fuck out of here. I didn't

you. I didn't invite you. Get the fuck
out.

Let's fuck live, man. Get the fuck out
of my house.

Right there.

Where is it?

Back there. Well, you go back and
fucking get it.

Whoa, God damn it.

Not even a street.

Get your ass to get along.

Chris? Hey, let me know when to call
you.

Chris?

Rest.

That's fine.

Well, you want to go back to the gym?

Away from you

It's going to be a problem.

What does that mean?

Things that don't happen.

God, that really makes me unhappy.

You can't be happy all the time.

I can.

I'll have it for you tomorrow night.
I've got a lot of important shit going

right now.

What's more important than business?

It's personal.

Look, I'll have it tomorrow night, I
promise.

I'll be at your place tomorrow at noon.
This will work for me.

Works for me.

Well, knock yourself out or relocate it
anyway.

Hey, I know where you live.

Whatever, just have you out of my
fucking hair or I'll be released.

Thank you.

Never was good at that.

I used

to come

out here to get away from my problems,
too.

I've been

thinking a lot about what

happened.

I think I know what's going to bug me.

See, with girls and guys, it's
different.

I mean, you can do some things with
girls that you can do with guys, but

there's things you can do with girls
that you only do with girls, and there's

things that you can do with guys that
you only do with guys.

It doesn't mean that... You kind of know
what I mean?

No.

It's like guys love to burp and fart on
each other.

They eat that shit up.

Girls, you know, you do that and it's
like... There's things I can

do with Kelly that I only do with Kelly.

But there's things I can do with you
that I can only do with you.

And that's where it ends.

You kind of see what I mean?

And with time, you will.

What are the rights you got there?

From anyone?

Uh, except from a Sam Taylor's office.

That's a nice day.

You too.

Wake up! Wake up, Dick!

Wake up!

Why is Sam paying you?

What am I talking about?

What am I fucking talking about?

Sam's paying you literally in the name.

In the name! Alright!

So that's why you have to support me.

He's paying you.

He's paying you so much. So much.

No, it's not like that.

Bullshit, man. I don't know shit.

You think I spent all this... All right,
fuck you. I don't fucking know what you

do. I don't fucking even know you.

Okay, Jim.

Everything's fine.

I've got everything covered.

Why don't you go wait out in front? I'll
call you if I need you.

Good morning.

Yes? I'm here to see Lance.

Oh, sure. Come on in.

Last.

Last.

Good morning.

How are you?

Good. Nice place you got here.

You doing okay?

Sure.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

You know, the nice thing about having
both of these is I can shoot off both

kneecaps at the same time.

It's gonna be about a week.

Why should I wait a week?

I can't give you what I don't have.

What do you have?

I'm a businessman.

Let's do some business.

What do you have that would make me
happy?

Kelly, I want you to come down here.

Kelly!

Kelly! Yeah, I'm good.

I want you to meet somebody.

Hi, Kelly.

Hi. I'm Steve.

How are you?

Fine, good.

What is going on?

Don't move.

You're going to be all right. Don't
worry.

Don't worry about it. He'll be okay.
Just put him in bed.

We're gonna head down to Mexico for a
while. What?

Yeah, just so things cool off for a
while.

Just have to make one little stop before
we leave, okay?

Is that the guy?

That's the fucker.

After you go to college, I'll sell it.

Appreciate it quite a bit since the
divorce.

All in all, we've done pretty well with
it. You living there, kept a roof over

your head. You've had a lot of freedom
for a guy your age.

I got to maintain the house.

Wish your brother had your sense of
responsibility and family that you do.

I know college is expensive, but don't
worry.

When I sell it, I'll give you a good
commission.

10 to 15 percent of 2 .5 mil is a lot of
money.

I've slowly been selling my convertible
bonds, mutual funds, and stocks.

I've invested the proceeds of this
liquidation in MMA.

I have been thinking about buying gold.

I know it's not a good asset in
disinflationary times, but its value

increases during a crisis.

You love it. What? Yes, of course.

I've been thinking of putting a lot of
the money into mutual funds, preferably

of a noble variety.

Where are you going?

We're going to Vegas.

Want to come?

You'll have a good time.

I'm just trying to be friendly.

I'm trying to be friendly for a long
time.

Thank you.

Trying too much and I said too much and
there's nowhere to go but down.

Don't talk to me, no, about people who
are nice.

Because I have spent my whole life in
ruins because of people who

are nice.

Oh, this world's made like style, I
know.

Each foot must blossom.

But the thing is, I love you now.

This is the last song I will ever sing.

Thank you.