All language subtitles for Suroh Alien Hitchhiker (1996)

Scientists continue to be puzzled by the
strange emission of pulsating light and

energy emanating from the Milky Way's
galactic center.

Astronomers have witnessed the sudden
and violent eruptions of a bizarre new

kind of celestial object unlike anything
observed in 35 years of high -energy

astronomy.

First spotted December 24th by an
orbiting NASA observatory, the mystery

has exploded in bursts of X -rays almost
5 ,000 times since then and is now the

brightest X -ray emitter in the sky.

The new object seems to be in a class by
itself.

Not only do the X -ray pulsations
continue to puzzle scientists, but also

fact that the mysterious object is
moving towards our solar system at a

phenomenal speed has observers perplexed
and apocalypse watchers alarmed.

In Taos, New Mexico, astrologers, New
Agers, and maverick scientists have

gathered to discuss the possible meaning
of this stellar discovery.

Live in our studios, we have the
astrologer Merriam -Webster, who is on

to the convention.

Miss Webster, what do you think the
meaning of this mysterious object is?

The most important fact is that the
light is emerging from the very center

the constellation of Sagittarius.

This signifies a new age is beginning.

Gigantic leaps in man's spiritual
evolution have begun.

World peace is within our reach. This is
the most significant discovery of the

20th century.

The Messiah is coming, or for some,
returning.

Minds that decade as witness.

Famines, floods, earthquakes, wars.

This is the final story, the ultimate
unveiling.

Yeah, right.

Why did that asshole editor give me this
assignment?

Oh yeah, because he's an asshole.

Jeff. Yo.

I'm in town.

Yeah, just got in.

Staying at the desert end.

Uh -huh.

Exactly.

Listen, when do you get off work?

Around seven? Cool.

Tell you what.

I got a car. I'll pick you up. We'll
hang out, all right?

Good enough?

All right. See you later.

Olé!

So you're on your way to New Mexico?

Land of magic and enchantment?

Land of wackos and freaks.

At least I get out of La La Land for a
while.

Too bad it's at a convention of aliens.

You're so cynical.

Living in Los Angeles has really jaded
you.

Don't you believe in anything?

Um, yeah.

I believe in my dick.

You're a dick, alright.

Asshole. Right on.

I'd die to get to go to that conference
instead of flipping burgers for minimum

wage.

Not only do you get to go, but you get
paid for it.

Ah, the glamorous life of a reporter for
a second -rate newspaper.

All expenses paid for a trip to the
Twilight Zone.

You're twisted.

Ha! I'm horny.

Some things never change.

I brought some great Mexican

weed. It's been a long time since I've
gotten stoned in the desert, especially

on such a beautiful night.

What these are is underneath the dirt. I
read this article about these people

who dug under the dirt, and they found
these copper, gold, and silver platelets

exactly the same shape as the crop
circle.

And what I think is that as they're
spaced out, the spaceship comes in from

outer space.

and it turns on an electromagnetic field
as it pulls over. And all it is is just

like homing beacons, you know. It beams
in, you know, and it finds its spot

where it wants to go and land for the
secret basis.

And when they activate the magnetic
field, that's what pulls the wheat down.

That's what changes the molecular
structure.

And all those are is just the guidance
landing systems for UFOs because you

figure it's coming out of there past
Mars or whatever, going 4 ,000 miles an

hour, man. They've got to have something
like way back there.

You know, they can't just...

I'm telling you, they come in, they land
on the earth all the time. They

experiment on people, they experiment on
cows.

They've been here for thousands of
years.

People just do not want to accept the
truth because what about religion? What

about control?

But then why don't the UFOs make, why
don't the aliens make themselves more

known? Why are they always being
discovered late at night on some road

or something? Why don't they...

Well, think about this. How do we know
they're friendly or anything? They might

be unfriendly. We don't know if they're
friendly or not. That's exactly it. You

don't know exactly what they are.

But I think if they weren't friendly, if
they obviously can fly 40 ,000 miles or

whatever here to the Earth, dude, they
could wipe us out in a second.

Obviously, they're not interested in
destroying us because we wouldn't stand

chance. And I think they don't want to
be discovered. If we went somewhere

and... found the alien life or
something, we'd probably hang out and

and all that shit, too. We don't... I
don't think they're stupid enough to let

us know them, if you ask me, personally.

Because it's just not worth their time,
I guess, or something. I don't know.

See, I don't know exactly.

It's a lot of conjecture, but... Have
you ever considered the possibility that

maybe what we supposedly think is God,
quote -unquote God, maybe those were

really the aliens, you know? If we were
some primitive life... Because...

Oh, no way.

No, no, hear me out. Seriously.

Back in World War II, when we were
flying these little missions down into

America and stuff to set up radio
transports and radio signal bases and

the people thought we were gods. And we
came down airplanes and landed, and

boom, you shot a deer 500 yards away.
Basically, you pointed, dropped dead.

would seem pretty magical and mystical
to me. Just like, whoa, powers beyond

your wildest imaginations.

So maybe they came down to the earth and
they did genetic experiments and bred

with the most intelligent monkey or life
form or whatever and made us a hybrid.

And it said that God came down and
walked among us.

Why couldn't that have been the aliens
that came down and created this life and

we were their children and stuff like
that?

And then after a while, it was kind of
like if you had a puppy, and then after

while it didn't like you and it started
to bite you, so you're like to hell with

it. You chain it in the yard or
whatever.

We were just so nasty and all that.
They're like, the hell with this. They

off and left us here.

And then they're like, no, no, they
can't do that. So they decided we've got

send a messenger, you know. So they sent
Christ, you know, who may have been a

new alien hybrid, you know, or something
like that. Maybe Christ, the word

Christ itself or whatever, isn't a
literal interpretation of the man

It's just a congenial projection of
whatever it was that came to try and

straighten us out.

you know and then you're gonna light up
that joint sure they um well figured

they probably flew by again and said my
god man these things are getting off the

planet man they're gonna be coming you
know for us next so they decided to help

us out but if you read the bible and you
and you really read what it says it

says that these angels okay if you take
the word demon and you take the word

angel and put it together you get alien

Okay, demon angels came from the sky and
bred among our people and made freaks

and made giants and all kinds of weird
stuff like that. You know what I mean?

Why couldn't those have been alien
hybrids or alien crosses or whatever?

You know what I mean? That were caused
by alien interactions with human beings.

I guess they all died off, or they wiped
out, or they got interbred, you know?

There could be some people, like people
who are extremely tall or whatnot. It

might be some type of alien hybrid
genetic mutation or whatever.

And all the Bible is talking about, the
whole thing of the Bible is talking

about how the aliens came to the Earth,
and they left, and it's talking again

about the next alien invasion that's
coming. Dude, I think they're coming.

You know, and that's why when I see that
thing in the sky, it's just like, whoa,

man. It's like, oh, my God, they're
here, you know, any time.

I mean, there was people driving down
the highway in New York. A spaceship

and picked up a truck right off the
highway. Dude, there were hundreds and

hundreds of witnesses. Like, where do
you find out about this stuff?

On TV.

It was on TV. On TV, this guy had a
video explaining the entire link between

alien civilization, mutation, and Jesus
Christ, and the whole thing is

scrimmage. scriptural backups and
everything confirming that this is

the Bible is all about. It's just
talking about the alien invasion.

It says right in there, a truth more
hideous than you could imagine.

More hideous.

What could be more hideous than that?

The truth is that the government has an
entire conspiracy basically on the fact,

just alone, that the power of the UFO
was powered by an Oregon gas collection

concentration.

Get the fuck out of here.

No, hear me out. I'm serious. There's a
constant energy in the air that you can

draw by collecting and concentrating
Oregon gas, just like a diesel truck

it runs out of gas and it keeps going.
Have you ever heard about that, where it

just keeps going, going, even though
it's out of gas?

What the hell is Oregon gas?

It's a hard neutron covered by a soft
electron.

And what it is, when you split that
electron that's harboring the hard

it releases a combustible fuel. And if
you concentrate these together with a

proper agitation, you can draw a
combustible fuel out of the air itself.

So like if you see a spaceship that
comes, or a spacecraft, whatever you

call it, that's sitting out on the
horizon.

and then it's just like sitting there,
and all of a sudden it's gone, 4 ,000

miles an hour. It just whips out of
there. What it is, it has to sit there

it draws up enough energy.

So it's gathering organs.

Right, so it's gathering organs, see.

And when we found the crash thing out
there in 1952 or whatever, they kind of

got on to this idea, and they want to
keep it to themselves, you know. Who

The government. Why does the government
want to keep it to themselves? Because

if we can draw energy from the air...
Wouldn't they have a lot to benefit from

eating aliens?

No, it's what we have to lose.

Think about it this way.

If we invented some way to draw energy
out of the air, quote -unquote, like

theorized because a lot of these
spacecraft sites, they find evidence of

concentration of Oregon gas.

No way. No, seriously.

This is where the spaceships landed?

No, no, where the spaceships have
landed.

They find the concentration or evidence
of it. So what it is, if there's an

alternative fuel source, which means,
boom, we wouldn't need no electricity,

wouldn't need oil, all that shit.
Everybody could have their own collector

their own little generator, and
everybody would become self -sufficient.

And therefore, that would mean that we'd
be no longer reliant upon the

government, and there'd be no way that
they couldn't tax us. Dude, the world

would go bankrupt.

But we have no proof. I don't believe
it. We do have proof, though. That's

I'm telling you. That thing crashed
right here on the ground. They found the

ship. They supposedly found the bodies.

Who's they?

The government, the Air Force. They
moved in. They took everything.

They're there covering. In fact, I would
venture to say that higher -ranking

government officials could have even had
contact with aliens.

You know, hell, they might have come
back looking for their buddies or

But my point is that they have an
alternative fuel source.

That's far more superior than ours, such
as even the shape of the craft, like

that new airplane they developed, the
stealth bomber. Dude, that was designed

from a spaceship, dude. And they found
that shit in 52.

They made that new airplane by using the
design of alien spacecraft. But don't

you think, like, don't you think, like,
humans are, like, you know, kind of

really responsible for everything we see
in there and what we sort of, what we

attribute to aliens, which, you know, we
don't really know.

That's like...

You know, we're sort of, we're almost
afraid to say it's like people are

making everything. They are people.

We're all different types of human
beings that developed in a different

Some of us on the surface of the earth.
Who knows, maybe these could be a human

life form or humanoid life form that
developed under the ocean.

Or maybe they weren't people that were
here a thousand years ago. They took

And they come back, the way they're all
skinny and the way they look is from

long -term space travel and increased
intelligence.

Think about it. Your body itself
wouldn't be an efficient tool or

And if you could live in space, even
though it has those type of effects,

and you could get out there, which means
the elite could get off of the Earth,

if there's a big war or whatever, to
hell with it.

Let us kill each other off. They hang in
space for a couple hundred years.

Boom, they come back. See, and they
don't want us to have that information.

don't want us to know about it because
there ain't going to be enough room in

all those space shells and shit to get
off the Earth in the case of a nuclear

war.

Conspiracy is within our own human race,
within our own denial of the truth.

It's a matter of...

of not wanting to relinquish the power
of those who are in power for something

that would benefit all of mankind.

And that's why I really think that the
aliens could be wanting to help us. You

know, I don't think they're here to hurt
us or anything like that, but I don't

think they're stupid enough to get
involved with this. I mean, look how

you screwed everything up already, you
know.

You've convinced me.

Thanks for having me around. Mobile
safety, man.

Shit, I don't even remember where I
parked.

I'll catch you later.

Later.

Scientists today released further
information on the strange pulsating

recently discovered emanating from the
galactic center.

Thought to be a million times more
powerful than our sun, it is emitting

extraordinarily large quantities of X
-ray radiation.

Scientists have determined that the
energy pulsations have definitely

our solar system, but they have not
postulated any theories on why. Callers,

you have any ideas?

Good job.

taxes some damn research project to fund
wacko scientists thank you caller

caller number two any ideas this is a
sign from the lord the end is near we

all pray for his forgiveness and repent
of our sins i think it is most timely

that this phenomena of light is
manifesting when there's so much

in the world the lord is telling us
something thank you caller

We love you.

We love you.

Are you okay?

Oh my god.

think we have something.

Our minds are understanding each other's
by a direct exchange of thought.

We do not need to speak.

A rather primitive way of communicating.

I, I, I.

There is no I.

Why do you insist on such a painful
concept?

This is where the cruelty begins in your
species.

You are experiencing your own cruelty.

With you, it is usually directed towards
yourself.

Completely psychological, of course, but
painful nonetheless.

This is a meal of self.

Do not speak now, Paul. Just get it.

Yes, knowledge is painful, but this is
only the distribution of your ignorance.

Stop holding on to your own suffering.

This is why your species is destroying
itself.

It's most interesting that you're giving
an erection.

Again, we do not understand your
species' attachment to genitalia.

Your sense of sexuality is quite
perverse.

Although I can understand your
disagreement with me. No, don't speak.

Just pay attention.

I guess my friend, old Socrates, is
right.

Humans are obsessed with only three
things.

Money and God.

You seem to be very addicted to the
last.

That's your own cruelty.

Your own addiction to violence.

Your species still connects sexuality
with violence.

You must let go of the ah.

Definite evidence of EB life form.

Yeah,

we're back from the site.

There was some debris.

No, no.

There were no life forms.

All right.

We'll be back out there again.

Thank you.

We, or as you say, I, only manifest at
this level because

this is your planet's level of
comprehension.

On our world, consciousness has no form.

We exist as an entity, not separate
beings.

We exchange what you call here souls.

Our essences merge without touching, a
complete oneness with the other.

Yes, that is what you desire, isn't it?

But why this fixation on genitals?

We do not understand.

Just a small piece of flesh, the penis,
rather unimpressive.

and yet such a mysterious amount of
power you give it.

We understand the Shivaite ergo genesis,
the cosmic genesis of

Oni Linga, also encoded in the strange
passion of the Eucharist of blood and

flesh, the mysterious Christian
Kononuchio, the sacred

Androgyne marriage.

You want us.

Me.

Yes.

That is how you are manifesting.

I do love your eyes.

We shall fuck you.

I will stimulate your anus.

Because this is the nature of your
present addiction.

To be liberated, we must go into the
center of your obsessions.

Manu. The soul.

Penis.

Lips. Tongue. Your eyes.

Manu. The soul.

Penis. Lips. Tongue. Your eyes.

Manu.

Come on, Manu.

Penis, anus, lips, tongues, your eyes,
your eyes, your eyes. Manu.

Thank you.

God bless.

We smoked some heavy shit last night.

But water is like I'm love -making.

You can't stay here. It isn't safe.

Ah, yes.

He was different, and we were afraid.

So we killed him.

From one of your great novels.

Yes, we know all about your world,
Jesus.

Socrates, Joan of Arc, JFK.

Why must you kill all the heroes?

We, I, do not understand the seduction
between cruelty and

violence.

Why do your people hurt?

Kill others.

Especially those whom you supposedly
love.

This is very disturbing.

Very terrifying.

And now, quite cosmically dangerous.

You are right, Thoreau. I don't
understand.

But thanks to you, I am beginning to see
my ignorance.

Your friend's death is very close to the
truth.

It is not completely accurate to say
that we engendered your species.

All species are connected in a more
profound manner than just genetically.

You might say that we are not only your
parents,

but also your children.

But how is that possible?

Paul, listen.

Do not think.

We exist on a electronic level in our
world,

manifesting only cellularly when
necessary for species to live.

Your... Your world is...

because of its worship of cruelty and
power.

We have manifested on a crude level to
awaken a few of those species to its

nature and destiny.

Our world is like an infinite, joyous,
vibrating rainbow.

You might say we are beings of light,
although being implies more a separation

of selves than what really exists.

Are you angels?

Some of your students have experienced
us as angels, some demons.

We are psychic mirrors that receive the
projections of an individual and

then visually manifest on that level.

Why did we come together?

Was it just by accident that I found
you?

No. Don't go back into your ignorance.

In your own cynical way, you have
prepared yourself for this visit.

Your curiosity and readings, even in
your hazy marijuana states,

have got you, Carlo Castaneda, the
tibetologist Alexander DeMille,

and even some of this New Age
misinformation has opened you up,

you for the initiations.

initiations? Yes.

A handful of the chosen ones of your
cruel planet are being initiated into

true nature.

Their infinite light cells and the true
electronic nature of consciousness.

A handful of enlightened beings can even
change the violent destiny of this

planet.

I don't really believe in apocalyptic
thinking.

I mean, sure, the world's messed up, but
it's always been.

The force of denial is very strong.

We have not come here to debate.

When you see, you will understand.

You know, all this driving reminds me of
a song I used to sing as a child on

long journeys with my family. I'd like
to sing it to you.

We know the song.

You know,

I feel I've known you my

whole life.

You have.

And you will.

Time, my dear, is the greatest deception
of all.

I'm madly in love with you.

Take me with you.

Take me to your extraordinary planet.

I can't live without you.

You have awakened me on every level,
intellectually,

emotionally,

which of course was sexual.

Bye. Bye.

No, I can't.

Can I?

I've realized that I am from your world,
and I had a dream that I came from the

planet Earth, that I was a human being.

This is not entirely false.

How you relate to your identity is
relative.

You are experiencing a joy acquired from
your new processes.

You cannot stay much longer on this
level of manifestation.

You must get back to the
interdimensional window.

Oh, how cruel you are.

How painful.

Suro, I love you.

I must come with you.

No, my love, you cannot come with us.

Your penis addiction and your cruelty
would not permit the transportation.

You are still too cruel.

You are beginning to see your true
nature.

Now you must stabilize your parenting.

We will return one and the other in the
streets when the time is right.

When will that be?

How long must they wait?

Time is relative. We will never be
apart.

Now, listen to me.

Remember who you are.

When you have mastered your cruelty and
aggression, the portal will open for

you, instantly.

Do not be afraid when this occurs.

We will be waiting for you.

Love, unconditional love, will open the
door.

Don't be afraid.

Remember, consciousness is the response,

not cellular.

Look, the frequencies are accelerating.

We cannot remain cellular much longer.

I have always been one with you.

You've been with me forever.

We have always been together, this is
true, but only recently have you

discovered this.

Thoreau, I implore you to take me with
you. My life before I knew you was an

utter charade. I existed in a void
without a clue of the true nature of my

consciousness. I can't go back.

You must accept me in your world as I
am. I don't know what will happen to me

without you. I can't survive here
without you.

You must be strong, Paul.

Don't be selfish.

You were here to alert others to the
reality that you now know.

Don't be weak.

You have the capability of infinite
growth.

But the cellular manifestation we embody
is dying.

We are diminished.

We, I, will not survive.

But my mission has been accomplished.
Thank you, bro, for allowing me to have

purpose.

Zero, don't speak like that. Look, we're
here.

You will get to your portal. We'll make
it.

I'm sick of this patrol.

I have blip on my screen.

Can you hear that?

Yes, something's out there.

These frequencies aren't human.

We know you're out there.

Give yourselves up and no one will get
hurt.

Zero, they're going to get us.

Just what you feel and not what you see.

Our cellular time is short.

I'm going to make it.