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We are one week into the FIFA World Cup
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We are one week into the FIFA World Cup
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We are one week into the FIFA World Cup
and yeah,
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>> FIFA heads games are happening all over
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>> FIFA heads games are happening all over
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>> FIFA heads games are happening all over
North America. I am so pumped. I haven't
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North America. I am so pumped. I haven't
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North America. I am so pumped. I haven't
used my hands for anything all week.
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used my hands for anything all week.
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used my hands for anything all week.
Wiping my butt with my feet was a
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Wiping my butt with my feet was a
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Wiping my butt with my feet was a
challenge, but don't worry, I'm still
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challenge, but don't worry, I'm still
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challenge, but don't worry, I'm still
working on figuring it out.
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working on figuring it out.
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working on figuring it out.
It's also been a big deal for the host
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It's also been a big deal for the host
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It's also been a big deal for the host
cities, although some could have
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cities, although some could have
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cities, although some could have
prepared just a just a bit better.
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prepared just a just a bit better.
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prepared just a just a bit better.
>> Boston has found an unintended
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>> Boston has found an unintended
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>> Boston has found an unintended
consequence of the World Cup. They're
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consequence of the World Cup. They're
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consequence of the World Cup. They're
running out of beer. Some bar owners say
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running out of beer. Some bar owners say
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running out of beer. Some bar owners say
soccer fans are drinking beer almost
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soccer fans are drinking beer almost
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soccer fans are drinking beer almost
faster than they can pour it.
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faster than they can pour it.
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faster than they can pour it.
>> Boston ran out of beer,
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>> Boston ran out of beer,
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>> Boston ran out of beer,
but how will they get the children to
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but how will they get the children to
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but how will they get the children to
sleep?
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sleep?
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sleep?
And by the way, it's not just bars.
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And by the way, it's not just bars.
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And by the way, it's not just bars.
There's no beer at any of the places in
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There's no beer at any of the places in
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There's no beer at any of the places in
Boston that serve alcohol. Restaurants,
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Boston that serve alcohol. Restaurants,
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Boston that serve alcohol. Restaurants,
taverns, libraries, hospitals, AA
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taverns, libraries, hospitals, AA
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taverns, libraries, hospitals, AA
meetings. The city is bone dry. I mean,
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meetings. The city is bone dry. I mean,
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meetings. The city is bone dry. I mean,
how could this have happened?
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how could this have happened?
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how could this have happened?
>> There's a decent chance Scotland had
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>> There's a decent chance Scotland had
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>> There's a decent chance Scotland had
something to do with it.
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something to do with it.
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something to do with it.
>> The white pool party. There was no beer.
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>> The white pool party. There was no beer.
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>> The white pool party. There was no beer.
The Scot fans just drunk the place dry
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The Scot fans just drunk the place dry
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The Scot fans just drunk the place dry
and that all they had was like Bud
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and that all they had was like Bud
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and that all they had was like Bud
Light.
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I love how even Scottish fans are like,
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I love how even Scottish fans are like,
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I love how even Scottish fans are like,
"We're desperate for a beer." But not
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"We're desperate for a beer." But not
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"We're desperate for a beer." But not
like Bud Light desperate.
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like Bud Light desperate.
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like Bud Light desperate.
In fact, I believe we have a clip of a
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In fact, I believe we have a clip of a
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In fact, I believe we have a clip of a
Scottish fan in Boston being told
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Scottish fan in Boston being told
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Scottish fan in Boston being told
there's only Bud Light left.
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It's a proud culture. A very proud
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It's a proud culture. A very proud
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It's a proud culture. A very proud
culture. You know what? Let's move on.
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culture. You know what? Let's move on.
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culture. You know what? Let's move on.
Let's move on to the only thing more
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Let's move on to the only thing more
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Let's move on to the only thing more
exciting than the World Cup, JD Vance.
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exciting than the World Cup, JD Vance.
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exciting than the World Cup, JD Vance.
Now, he's been making the rounds to
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Now, he's been making the rounds to
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Now, he's been making the rounds to
promote his new book. He was on Fox
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promote his new book. He was on Fox
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promote his new book. He was on Fox
News. He was on Megan Kelly. He was on
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News. He was on Megan Kelly. He was on
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News. He was on Megan Kelly. He was on
The View. He was on CNN. And of course,
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The View. He was on CNN. And of course,
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The View. He was on CNN. And of course,
he also swung by the popular right-wing
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he also swung by the popular right-wing
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he also swung by the popular right-wing
podcast, Fat Guys with Goatees and
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podcast, Fat Guys with Goatees and
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podcast, Fat Guys with Goatees and
Sunglasses.
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Sunglasses.
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Sunglasses.
Now, obviously, this press tour has an
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Now, obviously, this press tour has an
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Now, obviously, this press tour has an
ulterior motive. It's no secret that JD
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ulterior motive. It's no secret that JD
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ulterior motive. It's no secret that JD
Vance wants to run for president
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Vance wants to run for president
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Vance wants to run for president
someday. But there is one little hiccup
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someday. But there is one little hiccup
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someday. But there is one little hiccup
that JD is trying to overcome.
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that JD is trying to overcome.
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that JD is trying to overcome.
>> JD Vance does not ooze warmth or charm.
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>> JD Vance does not ooze warmth or charm.
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>> JD Vance does not ooze warmth or charm.
>> Who's not the most charismatic
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>> Who's not the most charismatic
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>> Who's not the most charismatic
individual.
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individual.
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individual.
>> He likes charisma.
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>> He likes charisma.
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>> He likes charisma.
>> Truly zero charisma.
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>> Truly zero charisma.
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>> Truly zero charisma.
>> Yeah. None.
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>> Yeah. None.
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>> Yeah. None.
>> He has no RZ, which means charisma for
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>> He has no RZ, which means charisma for
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>> He has no RZ, which means charisma for
you guys. We know what I mean. Charisma.
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you guys. We know what I mean. Charisma.
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you guys. We know what I mean. Charisma.
>> You know what? If this student council
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>> You know what? If this student council
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>> You know what? If this student council
president says JD has no rez, I believe
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president says JD has no rez, I believe
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president says JD has no rez, I believe
it.
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it.
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it.
But this press tour is the perfect
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But this press tour is the perfect
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But this press tour is the perfect
opportunity for JD to show off that
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opportunity for JD to show off that
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opportunity for JD to show off that
natural charm and camera presence that
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natural charm and camera presence that
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natural charm and camera presence that
will launch him to the presidency. JD,
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will launch him to the presidency. JD,
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will launch him to the presidency. JD,
hit us with a joke.
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hit us with a joke.
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hit us with a joke.
>> What do you call a fly with no wings?
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>> What do you call a fly with no wings?
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>> What do you call a fly with no wings?
>> What?
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>> What?
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>> What?
>> A walk.
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>> A walk.
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>> A walk.
>> Okay, very good.
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Can you feel the electricity?
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Can you feel the electricity?
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Can you feel the electricity?
I don't know how you do it, but you make
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I don't know how you do it, but you make
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I don't know how you do it, but you make
Mike Pence look like Richard Prior.
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Mike Pence look like Richard Prior.
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Mike Pence look like Richard Prior.
I mean, seriously.
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I mean, seriously.
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I mean, seriously.
Seriously, JD, for someone whose mom did
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Seriously, JD, for someone whose mom did
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Seriously, JD, for someone whose mom did
a lot of drugs, I thought you'd be
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a lot of drugs, I thought you'd be
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a lot of drugs, I thought you'd be
cooler.
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But if JD's appearance on the five
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But if JD's appearance on the five
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But if JD's appearance on the five
didn't show his presidential chops, it
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didn't show his presidential chops, it
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didn't show his presidential chops, it
did show how he is such a good vice
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did show how he is such a good vice
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did show how he is such a good vice
president for Donald Trump.
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president for Donald Trump.
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president for Donald Trump.
Specifically, his lack of ability to
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Specifically, his lack of ability to
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Specifically, his lack of ability to
speak up for himself. He'll stomach
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speak up for himself. He'll stomach
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speak up for himself. He'll stomach
anything that comes his way, even if
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anything that comes his way, even if
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anything that comes his way, even if
that thing is objectively disgusting.
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that thing is objectively disgusting.
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that thing is objectively disgusting.
All right, we got pickle cake here.
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All right, we got pickle cake here.
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All right, we got pickle cake here.
Dozens of layers of creamy green
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Dozens of layers of creamy green
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Dozens of layers of creamy green
frosting complete with tiny chunks of
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frosting complete with tiny chunks of
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frosting complete with tiny chunks of
pickle rind. I was going to do fudge
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pickle rind. I was going to do fudge
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pickle rind. I was going to do fudge
because it's National Fudge Day for the
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because it's National Fudge Day for the
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because it's National Fudge Day for the
VP, but I thought it would be too gay.
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VP, but I thought it would be too gay.
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VP, but I thought it would be too gay.
>> So, I did pickle cake instead.
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>> So, I did pickle cake instead.
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>> So, I did pickle cake instead.
>> I'm not sure if I got pickle.
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>> I'm not sure if I got pickle.
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>> I'm not sure if I got pickle.
>> Thank you for being here, Mr. Vice
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>> Thank you for being here, Mr. Vice
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>> Thank you for being here, Mr. Vice
President.
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President.
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President.
>> Okay, wait.
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>> Okay, wait.
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>> Okay, wait.
>> Hold up. You think fudge is gay, but the
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>> Hold up. You think fudge is gay, but the
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>> Hold up. You think fudge is gay, but the
pickle cake is straight?
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PICKLES ARE LITERALLY shaped like a
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PICKLES ARE LITERALLY shaped like a
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PICKLES ARE LITERALLY shaped like a
penis.
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penis.
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penis.
Oh, no. Fudge for me. I'm all heterero
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Oh, no. Fudge for me. I'm all heterero
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Oh, no. Fudge for me. I'm all heterero
man. I'll have this dildo pie. Thank you
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man. I'll have this dildo pie. Thank you
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man. I'll have this dildo pie. Thank you
very much. Look, look. Fox News. Fox.
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very much. Look, look. Fox News. Fox.
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very much. Look, look. Fox News. Fox.
Fox. Fox. Listen to me. I'm here to
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Fox. Fox. Listen to me. I'm here to
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Fox. Fox. Listen to me. I'm here to
help. Your homophobia is ruining your
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help. Your homophobia is ruining your
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help. Your homophobia is ruining your
lives. Look, you have you have to do
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lives. Look, you have you have to do
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lives. Look, you have you have to do
Listen, listen. Listen, listen. You have
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Listen, listen. Listen, listen. You have
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Listen, listen. Listen, listen. You have
the opportunity to enjoy delicious fudge
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the opportunity to enjoy delicious fudge
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the opportunity to enjoy delicious fudge
with your friends, but instead you're
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with your friends, but instead you're
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with your friends, but instead you're
eating pickle cake.
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eating pickle cake.
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eating pickle cake.
Your ignorant cruelty has trapped you in
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Your ignorant cruelty has trapped you in
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Your ignorant cruelty has trapped you in
a fudgeless prison of your own design.
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You know what? Get it. GET IT. MOVE ON.
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You know what? Get it. GET IT. MOVE ON.
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You know what? Get it. GET IT. MOVE ON.
MOVE ON. Let's move Let's move on. Let's
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MOVE ON. Let's move Let's move on. Let's
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MOVE ON. Let's move Let's move on. Let's
move on from JD to the man whose gold
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move on from JD to the man whose gold
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move on from JD to the man whose gold
slathered office he hopes to step into
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slathered office he hopes to step into
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slathered office he hopes to step into
today. Today, the details of Trump's
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today. Today, the details of Trump's
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today. Today, the details of Trump's
peace deal with Iran finally came out.
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peace deal with Iran finally came out.
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peace deal with Iran finally came out.
And this is going to shock you, but it
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And this is going to shock you, but it
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And this is going to shock you, but it
doesn't actually include any of the big
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doesn't actually include any of the big
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doesn't actually include any of the big
wins he promised. In fact, it kicks the
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wins he promised. In fact, it kicks the
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wins he promised. In fact, it kicks the
can on Iran's nuclear stockpile while
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can on Iran's nuclear stockpile while
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can on Iran's nuclear stockpile while
allowing Iran to eventually charge fees
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allowing Iran to eventually charge fees
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allowing Iran to eventually charge fees
in the Straight of Hormuz and committing
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in the Straight of Hormuz and committing
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in the Straight of Hormuz and committing
the US to end sanctions and facilitate a
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the US to end sanctions and facilitate a
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the US to end sanctions and facilitate a
$300 billion reconstruction fund. But
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$300 billion reconstruction fund. But
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$300 billion reconstruction fund. But
you know what? I'm sure like everything
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you know what? I'm sure like everything
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you know what? I'm sure like everything
else, the entire GOP is going to fall in
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else, the entire GOP is going to fall in
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else, the entire GOP is going to fall in
line and support the deal 100%. The
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line and support the deal 100%. The
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line and support the deal 100%. The
details of this agreement as we've seen
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details of this agreement as we've seen
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details of this agreement as we've seen
them, it does not look like we are the
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them, it does not look like we are the
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them, it does not look like we are the
victors.
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victors.
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victors.
>> This doesn't feel like a victory.
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>> This doesn't feel like a victory.
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>> This doesn't feel like a victory.
>> I thought somebody was spoofing me.
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>> I thought somebody was spoofing me.
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>> I thought somebody was spoofing me.
>> Iran is the biggest winner of all this.
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>> Iran is the biggest winner of all this.
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>> Iran is the biggest winner of all this.
>> Trump stages an Iran retreat.
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>> Trump stages an Iran retreat.
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>> Trump stages an Iran retreat.
>> Tremendous foreign policy blunder
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>> Tremendous foreign policy blunder
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>> Tremendous foreign policy blunder
>> makes absolutely no sense.
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>> makes absolutely no sense.
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>> makes absolutely no sense.
>> Smacks of impeachment.
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>> Smacks of impeachment.
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>> Smacks of impeachment.
>> It's not defensible.
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>> It's not defensible.
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>> It's not defensible.
>> Inexplicable disaster.
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>> Inexplicable disaster.
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>> Inexplicable disaster.
>> They've played him like a violin.
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>> Excuse me, sir. I don't know if I'd
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>> Excuse me, sir. I don't know if I'd
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>> Excuse me, sir. I don't know if I'd
equate Trump with the soft douls tones
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equate Trump with the soft douls tones
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equate Trump with the soft douls tones
of a violin. He's he's more like an
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of a violin. He's he's more like an
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of a violin. He's he's more like an
entitled kazoo or a a maraca filled with
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entitled kazoo or a a maraca filled with
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entitled kazoo or a a maraca filled with
angry bees.
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angry bees.
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angry bees.
So Trump has a lot of work to do to
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So Trump has a lot of work to do to
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So Trump has a lot of work to do to
appease this angry faction of his base.
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appease this angry faction of his base.
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appease this angry faction of his base.
He could appeal to their sense of reason
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He could appeal to their sense of reason
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He could appeal to their sense of reason
or to the obvious need for a negotiated
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or to the obvious need for a negotiated
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or to the obvious need for a negotiated
settlement that will necessarily require
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settlement that will necessarily require
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settlement that will necessarily require
some concessions.
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some concessions.
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some concessions.
Or he could just push the on Obama
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Or he could just push the on Obama
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Or he could just push the on Obama
button. I mean, the JCPOA done by Obama,
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button. I mean, the JCPOA done by Obama,
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button. I mean, the JCPOA done by Obama,
he handed him a billion7 in cash. They
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he handed him a billion7 in cash. They
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he handed him a billion7 in cash. They
tried to bribe their way out of it. And
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tried to bribe their way out of it. And
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tried to bribe their way out of it. And
you know what the Iranians did? They
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you know what the Iranians did? They
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you know what the Iranians did? They
laughed at Obama and they said, "He's a
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laughed at Obama and they said, "He's a
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laughed at Obama and they said, "He's a
stupid son of a bitch." Okay, thank you
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stupid son of a bitch." Okay, thank you
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stupid son of a bitch." Okay, thank you
very much everybody.
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very much everybody.
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very much everybody.
>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
>> you know what? I never thought I'd say
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>> you know what? I never thought I'd say
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>> you know what? I never thought I'd say
this, but can you carry yourself with a
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this, but can you carry yourself with a
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this, but can you carry yourself with a
bit more dignity in front of the
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bit more dignity in front of the
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bit more dignity in front of the
dictator of Egypt?
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dictator of Egypt?
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dictator of Egypt?
Dear lord, man, there's a pack of poor
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Dear lord, man, there's a pack of poor
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Dear lord, man, there's a pack of poor
French translators off to the side like
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French translators off to the side like
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French translators off to the side like
a kissay, stupid son of a
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now look, look, who knows? Who knows if
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now look, look, who knows? Who knows if
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now look, look, who knows? Who knows if
this peace deal with Iran is going to
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this peace deal with Iran is going to
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this peace deal with Iran is going to
work? But if all doesn't go well, rest
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work? But if all doesn't go well, rest
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work? But if all doesn't go well, rest
assured Trump has a very solid plan B.
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assured Trump has a very solid plan B.
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assured Trump has a very solid plan B.
>> If it works out, I'm going to take the
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>> If it works out, I'm going to take the
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>> If it works out, I'm going to take the
credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm
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credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm
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credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm
blaming JD. You better be careful, JD.
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blaming JD. You better be careful, JD.
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blaming JD. You better be careful, JD.
>> Whoa,
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>> Whoa,
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>> Whoa,
look at that Trump always playing 5D
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look at that Trump always playing 5D
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look at that Trump always playing 5D
scapegoating.
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scapegoating.
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scapegoating.
I tell you, JD is going to be so bummed
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I tell you, JD is going to be so bummed
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I tell you, JD is going to be so bummed
to hear about this once he finishes
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to hear about this once he finishes
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to hear about this once he finishes
out all of that pickle cake.
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out all of that pickle cake.
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out all of that pickle cake.
For more analysis on Trump's deal with
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For more analysis on Trump's deal with
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For more analysis on Trump's deal with
Iran, let's go live to the G7 with our
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Iran, let's go live to the G7 with our
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Iran, let's go live to the G7 with our
very own Ronnie Chang.
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RONNIE,
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RONNIE, RONNIE, RODY, RODY, what is your
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RONNIE, RONNIE, RODY, RODY, what is your
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RONNIE, RONNIE, RODY, RODY, what is your
analysis of this deal?
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analysis of this deal?
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analysis of this deal?
>> Uh, Jordan, my analysis of the deal is
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>> Uh, Jordan, my analysis of the deal is
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>> Uh, Jordan, my analysis of the deal is
that it's incredible. I love this deal.
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that it's incredible. I love this deal.
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that it's incredible. I love this deal.
I love how Iran gets $300 billion. I
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I love how Iran gets $300 billion. I
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I love how Iran gets $300 billion. I
love how Iran gets control of the
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love how Iran gets control of the
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love how Iran gets control of the
strait. I love how he lets Iran pick the
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strait. I love how he lets Iran pick the
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strait. I love how he lets Iran pick the
next James Bond. It's It's all great.
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next James Bond. It's It's all great.
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next James Bond. It's It's all great.
No. notes. You are number one, Mr.
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No. notes. You are number one, Mr.
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No. notes. You are number one, Mr.
President.
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President.
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President.
>> Uh, wait. I mean, that all sounds bad.
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>> Uh, wait. I mean, that all sounds bad.
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>> Uh, wait. I mean, that all sounds bad.
>> Well, it sounds like you should shut the
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>> Well, it sounds like you should shut the
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>> Well, it sounds like you should shut the
up then, Jordan.
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up then, Jordan.
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up then, Jordan.
>> Because this this deal ends the war. Do
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>> Because this this deal ends the war. Do
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>> Because this this deal ends the war. Do
you want this war to end or not?
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you want this war to end or not?
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you want this war to end or not?
>> Okay. Well, yes. Of course, we all want
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>> Okay. Well, yes. Of course, we all want
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>> Okay. Well, yes. Of course, we all want
the war to be over.
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the war to be over.
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the war to be over.
>> Okay. Well, then shut the up
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>> Okay. Well, then shut the up
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>> Okay. Well, then shut the up
because if he thinks that we think the
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because if he thinks that we think the
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because if he thinks that we think the
deal sucks, he's going to go back to the
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deal sucks, he's going to go back to the
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deal sucks, he's going to go back to the
war.
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war.
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war.
This is this is not a man who takes an L
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This is this is not a man who takes an L
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This is this is not a man who takes an L
with grace, okay? I mean, Michael Jordan
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with grace, okay? I mean, Michael Jordan
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with grace, okay? I mean, Michael Jordan
takes L's less personally than this guy,
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takes L's less personally than this guy,
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takes L's less personally than this guy,
which is why he won the war, MR.
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which is why he won the war, MR.
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which is why he won the war, MR.
PRESIDENT. YEAH.
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PRESIDENT. YEAH.
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PRESIDENT. YEAH.
Great job WITH THE DEAL. YOU MADE A
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Great job WITH THE DEAL. YOU MADE A
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Great job WITH THE DEAL. YOU MADE A
GREAT deal with your great big penis. I
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GREAT deal with your great big penis. I
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GREAT deal with your great big penis. I
LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I love that. I love
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LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I love that. I love
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LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I love that. I love
that. Everybody loves it. EVERYBODY
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that. Everybody loves it. EVERYBODY
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that. Everybody loves it. EVERYBODY
LOVES IT, RIGHT? YEAH. YEAH. WE LOVE IT.
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LOVES IT, RIGHT? YEAH. YEAH. WE LOVE IT.
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LOVES IT, RIGHT? YEAH. YEAH. WE LOVE IT.
WE LOVE IT. SEE, WE ALL love it. YEAH.
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WE LOVE IT. SEE, WE ALL love it. YEAH.
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WE LOVE IT. SEE, WE ALL love it. YEAH.
BUT THIS DEAL almost makes it seem like
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BUT THIS DEAL almost makes it seem like
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BUT THIS DEAL almost makes it seem like
we lost the war.
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we lost the war.
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we lost the war.
>> Okay. Well, then you tell him
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>> Okay. Well, then you tell him
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>> Okay. Well, then you tell him
then. You tell you tell him. You tell
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then. You tell you tell him. You tell
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then. You tell you tell him. You tell
him he lost the war. You remember what
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him he lost the war. You remember what
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him he lost the war. You remember what
happened last time? We tried to tell him
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happened last time? We tried to tell him
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happened last time? We tried to tell him
he lost something.
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he lost something.
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he lost something.
>> He tried to kill Mike Pence.
460
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:56,640
>> He tried to kill Mike Pence.
461
00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,070
>> He tried to kill Mike Pence.
>> He tried to kill Mike Pence.
462
00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:00,080
>> He tried to kill Mike Pence.
463
00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,030
>> He tried to kill Mike Pence.
But if we accept the deal, no more
464
00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:03,040
But if we accept the deal, no more
465
00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,269
But if we accept the deal, no more
missiles, no more global recession, no
466
00:10:05,269 --> 00:10:05,279
missiles, no more global recession, no
467
00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:06,949
missiles, no more global recession, no
more AI Lego memes.
468
00:10:06,949 --> 00:10:06,959
more AI Lego memes.
469
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,910
more AI Lego memes.
>> BUT THE TERM the terms of the deal are
470
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:09,920
>> BUT THE TERM the terms of the deal are
471
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,389
>> BUT THE TERM the terms of the deal are
bad, JORDAN. THERE'S NO GAS. THERE'S NO
472
00:10:12,389 --> 00:10:12,399
bad, JORDAN. THERE'S NO GAS. THERE'S NO
473
00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,550
bad, JORDAN. THERE'S NO GAS. THERE'S NO
GAS. OKAY?
474
00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:14,560
GAS. OKAY?
475
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,269
GAS. OKAY?
The world has like six gallons of gas
476
00:10:17,269 --> 00:10:17,279
The world has like six gallons of gas
477
00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:18,790
The world has like six gallons of gas
left.
478
00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:18,800
left.
479
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,710
left.
I I went to the gas station to fill up
480
00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:20,720
I I went to the gas station to fill up
481
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,389
I I went to the gas station to fill up
my car and like dust came out of the
482
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:22,399
my car and like dust came out of the
483
00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:25,269
my car and like dust came out of the
nozzle. Okay? So So listen to the words
484
00:10:25,269 --> 00:10:25,279
nozzle. Okay? So So listen to the words
485
00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:27,509
nozzle. Okay? So So listen to the words
of Yoko Ono's weird white boyfriend with
486
00:10:27,509 --> 00:10:27,519
of Yoko Ono's weird white boyfriend with
487
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:31,269
of Yoko Ono's weird white boyfriend with
the glasses. Okay? Just go. Give peace a
488
00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:31,279
the glasses. Okay? Just go. Give peace a
489
00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:31,750
the glasses. Okay? Just go. Give peace a
chance.
490
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:31,760
chance.
491
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,670
chance.
>> Okay.
492
00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:33,680
>> Okay.
493
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:38,230
>> Okay.
No, NO, NO, NO, RONNIE. NO. WHAT? DON'T.
494
00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:38,240
No, NO, NO, NO, RONNIE. NO. WHAT? DON'T.
495
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,829
No, NO, NO, NO, RONNIE. NO. WHAT? DON'T.
SO, we're just we're just going to be
496
00:10:39,829 --> 00:10:39,839
SO, we're just we're just going to be
497
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,750
SO, we're just we're just going to be
slaves to this man's ego. We can't
498
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:41,760
slaves to this man's ego. We can't
499
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,430
slaves to this man's ego. We can't
criticize the deal. Of course you can.
500
00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:45,440
criticize the deal. Of course you can.
501
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,910
criticize the deal. Of course you can.
Quietly
502
00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:47,920
Quietly
503
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,069
Quietly
in private
504
00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:50,079
in private
505
00:10:50,079 --> 00:10:51,829
in private
like this.
506
00:10:51,829 --> 00:10:51,839
like this.
507
00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:54,870
like this.
Talk like this. This deal is Okay.
508
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:54,880
Talk like this. This deal is Okay.
509
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,389
Talk like this. This deal is Okay.
We We lost the war. And then you come
510
00:10:58,389 --> 00:10:58,399
We We lost the war. And then you come
511
00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:00,069
We We lost the war. And then you come
out and you tell the president that he's
512
00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:00,079
out and you tell the president that he's
513
00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:03,190
out and you tell the president that he's
a special boy and we and we love his BIG
514
00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:03,200
a special boy and we and we love his BIG
515
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,670
a special boy and we and we love his BIG
PENIS BILL. HOORAY. YAY.
516
00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:07,680
517
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,750
>> Now you do it, Jordan.
518
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:09,760
>> Now you do it, Jordan.
519
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:10,230
>> Now you do it, Jordan.
>> Do it.
520
00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:10,240
>> Do it.
521
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,509
>> Do it.
>> Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. All right.
522
00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:11,519
>> Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. All right.
523
00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,509
>> Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. All right.
Fine. Mr.
524
00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:13,519
Fine. Mr.
525
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,269
Fine. Mr.
Mr. President, you made a great deal.
526
00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:15,279
Mr. President, you made a great deal.
527
00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:18,790
Mr. President, you made a great deal.
>> Uh, what did he make the deal with?
528
00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:18,800
>> Uh, what did he make the deal with?
529
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:22,310
>> Uh, what did he make the deal with?
>> With his big, beautiful penis. Oh, okay.
530
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:22,320
>> With his big, beautiful penis. Oh, okay.
531
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,750
>> With his big, beautiful penis. Oh, okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be gay
532
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:23,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be gay
533
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,430
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be gay
about it. I mean,
534
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:25,440
about it. I mean,
535
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,430
about it. I mean,
>> it's his big pickle penis.
536
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:27,440
>> it's his big pickle penis.
537
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:32,120
>> it's his big pickle penis.
>> Okay. Yes. Ronnie Chang, everybody.
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