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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,830 We are one week into the FIFA World Cup 2 00:00:03,830 --> 00:00:03,840 We are one week into the FIFA World Cup 3 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:08,470 We are one week into the FIFA World Cup and yeah, 4 00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:08,480 5 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,430 >> FIFA heads games are happening all over 6 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:11,440 >> FIFA heads games are happening all over 7 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,830 >> FIFA heads games are happening all over North America. I am so pumped. I haven't 8 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:13,840 North America. I am so pumped. I haven't 9 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,830 North America. I am so pumped. I haven't used my hands for anything all week. 10 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:17,840 used my hands for anything all week. 11 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,830 used my hands for anything all week. Wiping my butt with my feet was a 12 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:19,840 Wiping my butt with my feet was a 13 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,550 Wiping my butt with my feet was a challenge, but don't worry, I'm still 14 00:00:22,550 --> 00:00:22,560 challenge, but don't worry, I'm still 15 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,870 challenge, but don't worry, I'm still working on figuring it out. 16 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:24,880 working on figuring it out. 17 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,550 working on figuring it out. It's also been a big deal for the host 18 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:26,560 It's also been a big deal for the host 19 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,470 It's also been a big deal for the host cities, although some could have 20 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:28,480 cities, although some could have 21 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,870 cities, although some could have prepared just a just a bit better. 22 00:00:30,870 --> 00:00:30,880 prepared just a just a bit better. 23 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,709 prepared just a just a bit better. >> Boston has found an unintended 24 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:32,719 >> Boston has found an unintended 25 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:34,630 >> Boston has found an unintended consequence of the World Cup. They're 26 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:34,640 consequence of the World Cup. They're 27 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,709 consequence of the World Cup. They're running out of beer. Some bar owners say 28 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:36,719 running out of beer. Some bar owners say 29 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:38,389 running out of beer. Some bar owners say soccer fans are drinking beer almost 30 00:00:38,389 --> 00:00:38,399 soccer fans are drinking beer almost 31 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:40,630 soccer fans are drinking beer almost faster than they can pour it. 32 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:40,640 faster than they can pour it. 33 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,110 faster than they can pour it. >> Boston ran out of beer, 34 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:45,120 >> Boston ran out of beer, 35 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,869 >> Boston ran out of beer, but how will they get the children to 36 00:00:46,869 --> 00:00:46,879 but how will they get the children to 37 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:49,190 but how will they get the children to sleep? 38 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:49,200 sleep? 39 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,029 sleep? And by the way, it's not just bars. 40 00:00:51,029 --> 00:00:51,039 And by the way, it's not just bars. 41 00:00:51,039 --> 00:00:53,110 And by the way, it's not just bars. There's no beer at any of the places in 42 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:53,120 There's no beer at any of the places in 43 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,590 There's no beer at any of the places in Boston that serve alcohol. Restaurants, 44 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:55,600 Boston that serve alcohol. Restaurants, 45 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,470 Boston that serve alcohol. Restaurants, taverns, libraries, hospitals, AA 46 00:00:58,470 --> 00:00:58,480 taverns, libraries, hospitals, AA 47 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,430 taverns, libraries, hospitals, AA meetings. The city is bone dry. I mean, 48 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:01,440 meetings. The city is bone dry. I mean, 49 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,790 meetings. The city is bone dry. I mean, how could this have happened? 50 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:02,800 how could this have happened? 51 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,109 how could this have happened? >> There's a decent chance Scotland had 52 00:01:05,109 --> 00:01:05,119 >> There's a decent chance Scotland had 53 00:01:05,119 --> 00:01:06,390 >> There's a decent chance Scotland had something to do with it. 54 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:06,400 something to do with it. 55 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,350 something to do with it. >> The white pool party. There was no beer. 56 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:09,360 >> The white pool party. There was no beer. 57 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,750 >> The white pool party. There was no beer. The Scot fans just drunk the place dry 58 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:11,760 The Scot fans just drunk the place dry 59 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,670 The Scot fans just drunk the place dry and that all they had was like Bud 60 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:13,680 and that all they had was like Bud 61 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:18,230 and that all they had was like Bud Light. 62 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:18,240 63 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,390 I love how even Scottish fans are like, 64 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:20,400 I love how even Scottish fans are like, 65 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,469 I love how even Scottish fans are like, "We're desperate for a beer." But not 66 00:01:22,469 --> 00:01:22,479 "We're desperate for a beer." But not 67 00:01:22,479 --> 00:01:25,109 "We're desperate for a beer." But not like Bud Light desperate. 68 00:01:25,109 --> 00:01:25,119 like Bud Light desperate. 69 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:27,350 like Bud Light desperate. In fact, I believe we have a clip of a 70 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:27,360 In fact, I believe we have a clip of a 71 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,429 In fact, I believe we have a clip of a Scottish fan in Boston being told 72 00:01:29,429 --> 00:01:29,439 Scottish fan in Boston being told 73 00:01:29,439 --> 00:01:41,429 Scottish fan in Boston being told there's only Bud Light left. 74 00:01:41,429 --> 00:01:41,439 75 00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:43,270 It's a proud culture. A very proud 76 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:43,280 It's a proud culture. A very proud 77 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,789 It's a proud culture. A very proud culture. You know what? Let's move on. 78 00:01:46,789 --> 00:01:46,799 culture. You know what? Let's move on. 79 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:48,550 culture. You know what? Let's move on. Let's move on to the only thing more 80 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:48,560 Let's move on to the only thing more 81 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:53,109 Let's move on to the only thing more exciting than the World Cup, JD Vance. 82 00:01:53,109 --> 00:01:53,119 exciting than the World Cup, JD Vance. 83 00:01:53,119 --> 00:01:54,870 exciting than the World Cup, JD Vance. Now, he's been making the rounds to 84 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:54,880 Now, he's been making the rounds to 85 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,870 Now, he's been making the rounds to promote his new book. He was on Fox 86 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:56,880 promote his new book. He was on Fox 87 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,950 promote his new book. He was on Fox News. He was on Megan Kelly. He was on 88 00:01:58,950 --> 00:01:58,960 News. He was on Megan Kelly. He was on 89 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,270 News. He was on Megan Kelly. He was on The View. He was on CNN. And of course, 90 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:01,280 The View. He was on CNN. And of course, 91 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,350 The View. He was on CNN. And of course, he also swung by the popular right-wing 92 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:03,360 he also swung by the popular right-wing 93 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,590 he also swung by the popular right-wing podcast, Fat Guys with Goatees and 94 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:05,600 podcast, Fat Guys with Goatees and 95 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,590 podcast, Fat Guys with Goatees and Sunglasses. 96 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:07,600 Sunglasses. 97 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,910 Sunglasses. Now, obviously, this press tour has an 98 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:09,920 Now, obviously, this press tour has an 99 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,550 Now, obviously, this press tour has an ulterior motive. It's no secret that JD 100 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:12,560 ulterior motive. It's no secret that JD 101 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,070 ulterior motive. It's no secret that JD Vance wants to run for president 102 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:14,080 Vance wants to run for president 103 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,270 Vance wants to run for president someday. But there is one little hiccup 104 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:17,280 someday. But there is one little hiccup 105 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,750 someday. But there is one little hiccup that JD is trying to overcome. 106 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:19,760 that JD is trying to overcome. 107 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:23,589 that JD is trying to overcome. >> JD Vance does not ooze warmth or charm. 108 00:02:23,589 --> 00:02:23,599 >> JD Vance does not ooze warmth or charm. 109 00:02:23,599 --> 00:02:24,710 >> JD Vance does not ooze warmth or charm. >> Who's not the most charismatic 110 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:24,720 >> Who's not the most charismatic 111 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,190 >> Who's not the most charismatic individual. 112 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:25,200 individual. 113 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,150 individual. >> He likes charisma. 114 00:02:26,150 --> 00:02:26,160 >> He likes charisma. 115 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,550 >> He likes charisma. >> Truly zero charisma. 116 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:28,560 >> Truly zero charisma. 117 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,589 >> Truly zero charisma. >> Yeah. None. 118 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:29,599 >> Yeah. None. 119 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:31,510 >> Yeah. None. >> He has no RZ, which means charisma for 120 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:31,520 >> He has no RZ, which means charisma for 121 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,309 >> He has no RZ, which means charisma for you guys. We know what I mean. Charisma. 122 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:34,319 you guys. We know what I mean. Charisma. 123 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,630 you guys. We know what I mean. Charisma. >> You know what? If this student council 124 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:36,640 >> You know what? If this student council 125 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:41,190 >> You know what? If this student council president says JD has no rez, I believe 126 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:41,200 president says JD has no rez, I believe 127 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,869 president says JD has no rez, I believe it. 128 00:02:42,869 --> 00:02:42,879 it. 129 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:44,710 it. But this press tour is the perfect 130 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:44,720 But this press tour is the perfect 131 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,869 But this press tour is the perfect opportunity for JD to show off that 132 00:02:46,869 --> 00:02:46,879 opportunity for JD to show off that 133 00:02:46,879 --> 00:02:49,509 opportunity for JD to show off that natural charm and camera presence that 134 00:02:49,509 --> 00:02:49,519 natural charm and camera presence that 135 00:02:49,519 --> 00:02:52,229 natural charm and camera presence that will launch him to the presidency. JD, 136 00:02:52,229 --> 00:02:52,239 will launch him to the presidency. JD, 137 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:53,589 will launch him to the presidency. JD, hit us with a joke. 138 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:53,599 hit us with a joke. 139 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:57,509 hit us with a joke. >> What do you call a fly with no wings? 140 00:02:57,509 --> 00:02:57,519 >> What do you call a fly with no wings? 141 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:58,150 >> What do you call a fly with no wings? >> What? 142 00:02:58,150 --> 00:02:58,160 >> What? 143 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,070 >> What? >> A walk. 144 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:00,080 >> A walk. 145 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:07,750 >> A walk. >> Okay, very good. 146 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:07,760 147 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,110 Can you feel the electricity? 148 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:11,120 Can you feel the electricity? 149 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,949 Can you feel the electricity? I don't know how you do it, but you make 150 00:03:12,949 --> 00:03:12,959 I don't know how you do it, but you make 151 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:16,790 I don't know how you do it, but you make Mike Pence look like Richard Prior. 152 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:16,800 Mike Pence look like Richard Prior. 153 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,949 Mike Pence look like Richard Prior. I mean, seriously. 154 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:18,959 I mean, seriously. 155 00:03:18,959 --> 00:03:21,509 I mean, seriously. Seriously, JD, for someone whose mom did 156 00:03:21,509 --> 00:03:21,519 Seriously, JD, for someone whose mom did 157 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:22,949 Seriously, JD, for someone whose mom did a lot of drugs, I thought you'd be 158 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:22,959 a lot of drugs, I thought you'd be 159 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:26,390 a lot of drugs, I thought you'd be cooler. 160 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:26,400 161 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,550 But if JD's appearance on the five 162 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:28,560 But if JD's appearance on the five 163 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,710 But if JD's appearance on the five didn't show his presidential chops, it 164 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:30,720 didn't show his presidential chops, it 165 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,350 didn't show his presidential chops, it did show how he is such a good vice 166 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:33,360 did show how he is such a good vice 167 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,630 did show how he is such a good vice president for Donald Trump. 168 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:34,640 president for Donald Trump. 169 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,550 president for Donald Trump. Specifically, his lack of ability to 170 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:36,560 Specifically, his lack of ability to 171 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,550 Specifically, his lack of ability to speak up for himself. He'll stomach 172 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:38,560 speak up for himself. He'll stomach 173 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,630 speak up for himself. He'll stomach anything that comes his way, even if 174 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:40,640 anything that comes his way, even if 175 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,350 anything that comes his way, even if that thing is objectively disgusting. 176 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:43,360 that thing is objectively disgusting. 177 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,070 that thing is objectively disgusting. All right, we got pickle cake here. 178 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:46,080 All right, we got pickle cake here. 179 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,430 All right, we got pickle cake here. Dozens of layers of creamy green 180 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:49,440 Dozens of layers of creamy green 181 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,229 Dozens of layers of creamy green frosting complete with tiny chunks of 182 00:03:52,229 --> 00:03:52,239 frosting complete with tiny chunks of 183 00:03:52,239 --> 00:03:54,550 frosting complete with tiny chunks of pickle rind. I was going to do fudge 184 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:54,560 pickle rind. I was going to do fudge 185 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,309 pickle rind. I was going to do fudge because it's National Fudge Day for the 186 00:03:56,309 --> 00:03:56,319 because it's National Fudge Day for the 187 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,630 because it's National Fudge Day for the VP, but I thought it would be too gay. 188 00:03:58,630 --> 00:03:58,640 VP, but I thought it would be too gay. 189 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,350 VP, but I thought it would be too gay. >> So, I did pickle cake instead. 190 00:04:01,350 --> 00:04:01,360 >> So, I did pickle cake instead. 191 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,190 >> So, I did pickle cake instead. >> I'm not sure if I got pickle. 192 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:03,200 >> I'm not sure if I got pickle. 193 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,789 >> I'm not sure if I got pickle. >> Thank you for being here, Mr. Vice 194 00:04:04,789 --> 00:04:04,799 >> Thank you for being here, Mr. Vice 195 00:04:04,799 --> 00:04:06,309 >> Thank you for being here, Mr. Vice President. 196 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:06,319 President. 197 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:08,949 President. >> Okay, wait. 198 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:08,959 >> Okay, wait. 199 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:11,910 >> Okay, wait. >> Hold up. You think fudge is gay, but the 200 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:11,920 >> Hold up. You think fudge is gay, but the 201 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:19,110 >> Hold up. You think fudge is gay, but the pickle cake is straight? 202 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:19,120 203 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,830 PICKLES ARE LITERALLY shaped like a 204 00:04:21,830 --> 00:04:21,840 PICKLES ARE LITERALLY shaped like a 205 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,590 PICKLES ARE LITERALLY shaped like a penis. 206 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:23,600 penis. 207 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,710 penis. Oh, no. Fudge for me. I'm all heterero 208 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:26,720 Oh, no. Fudge for me. I'm all heterero 209 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,350 Oh, no. Fudge for me. I'm all heterero man. I'll have this dildo pie. Thank you 210 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:29,360 man. I'll have this dildo pie. Thank you 211 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,870 man. I'll have this dildo pie. Thank you very much. Look, look. Fox News. Fox. 212 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:32,880 very much. Look, look. Fox News. Fox. 213 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,550 very much. Look, look. Fox News. Fox. Fox. Fox. Listen to me. I'm here to 214 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:34,560 Fox. Fox. Listen to me. I'm here to 215 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,670 Fox. Fox. Listen to me. I'm here to help. Your homophobia is ruining your 216 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:37,680 help. Your homophobia is ruining your 217 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,110 help. Your homophobia is ruining your lives. Look, you have you have to do 218 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:41,120 lives. Look, you have you have to do 219 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,270 lives. Look, you have you have to do Listen, listen. Listen, listen. You have 220 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:43,280 Listen, listen. Listen, listen. You have 221 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,749 Listen, listen. Listen, listen. You have the opportunity to enjoy delicious fudge 222 00:04:45,749 --> 00:04:45,759 the opportunity to enjoy delicious fudge 223 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:48,390 the opportunity to enjoy delicious fudge with your friends, but instead you're 224 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:48,400 with your friends, but instead you're 225 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,749 with your friends, but instead you're eating pickle cake. 226 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:51,759 eating pickle cake. 227 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,230 eating pickle cake. Your ignorant cruelty has trapped you in 228 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:54,240 Your ignorant cruelty has trapped you in 229 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:59,430 Your ignorant cruelty has trapped you in a fudgeless prison of your own design. 230 00:04:59,430 --> 00:04:59,440 231 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,710 You know what? Get it. GET IT. MOVE ON. 232 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:02,720 You know what? Get it. GET IT. MOVE ON. 233 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,430 You know what? Get it. GET IT. MOVE ON. MOVE ON. Let's move Let's move on. Let's 234 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:05,440 MOVE ON. Let's move Let's move on. Let's 235 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,990 MOVE ON. Let's move Let's move on. Let's move on from JD to the man whose gold 236 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:08,000 move on from JD to the man whose gold 237 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,189 move on from JD to the man whose gold slathered office he hopes to step into 238 00:05:11,189 --> 00:05:11,199 slathered office he hopes to step into 239 00:05:11,199 --> 00:05:13,909 slathered office he hopes to step into today. Today, the details of Trump's 240 00:05:13,909 --> 00:05:13,919 today. Today, the details of Trump's 241 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:16,790 today. Today, the details of Trump's peace deal with Iran finally came out. 242 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:16,800 peace deal with Iran finally came out. 243 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,590 peace deal with Iran finally came out. And this is going to shock you, but it 244 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:19,600 And this is going to shock you, but it 245 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,230 And this is going to shock you, but it doesn't actually include any of the big 246 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:22,240 doesn't actually include any of the big 247 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,110 doesn't actually include any of the big wins he promised. In fact, it kicks the 248 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:25,120 wins he promised. In fact, it kicks the 249 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,189 wins he promised. In fact, it kicks the can on Iran's nuclear stockpile while 250 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:27,199 can on Iran's nuclear stockpile while 251 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:29,110 can on Iran's nuclear stockpile while allowing Iran to eventually charge fees 252 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:29,120 allowing Iran to eventually charge fees 253 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,749 allowing Iran to eventually charge fees in the Straight of Hormuz and committing 254 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:31,759 in the Straight of Hormuz and committing 255 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:34,710 in the Straight of Hormuz and committing the US to end sanctions and facilitate a 256 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:34,720 the US to end sanctions and facilitate a 257 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:39,430 the US to end sanctions and facilitate a $300 billion reconstruction fund. But 258 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:39,440 $300 billion reconstruction fund. But 259 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,270 $300 billion reconstruction fund. But you know what? I'm sure like everything 260 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:41,280 you know what? I'm sure like everything 261 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,830 you know what? I'm sure like everything else, the entire GOP is going to fall in 262 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:43,840 else, the entire GOP is going to fall in 263 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,629 else, the entire GOP is going to fall in line and support the deal 100%. The 264 00:05:46,629 --> 00:05:46,639 line and support the deal 100%. The 265 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,469 line and support the deal 100%. The details of this agreement as we've seen 266 00:05:48,469 --> 00:05:48,479 details of this agreement as we've seen 267 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:50,310 details of this agreement as we've seen them, it does not look like we are the 268 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:50,320 them, it does not look like we are the 269 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:50,870 them, it does not look like we are the victors. 270 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:50,880 victors. 271 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,469 victors. >> This doesn't feel like a victory. 272 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:52,479 >> This doesn't feel like a victory. 273 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,150 >> This doesn't feel like a victory. >> I thought somebody was spoofing me. 274 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:54,160 >> I thought somebody was spoofing me. 275 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,070 >> I thought somebody was spoofing me. >> Iran is the biggest winner of all this. 276 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:56,080 >> Iran is the biggest winner of all this. 277 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,790 >> Iran is the biggest winner of all this. >> Trump stages an Iran retreat. 278 00:05:58,790 --> 00:05:58,800 >> Trump stages an Iran retreat. 279 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,550 >> Trump stages an Iran retreat. >> Tremendous foreign policy blunder 280 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:00,560 >> Tremendous foreign policy blunder 281 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,830 >> Tremendous foreign policy blunder >> makes absolutely no sense. 282 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:01,840 >> makes absolutely no sense. 283 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,029 >> makes absolutely no sense. >> Smacks of impeachment. 284 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:03,039 >> Smacks of impeachment. 285 00:06:03,039 --> 00:06:04,150 >> Smacks of impeachment. >> It's not defensible. 286 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:04,160 >> It's not defensible. 287 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,350 >> It's not defensible. >> Inexplicable disaster. 288 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:05,360 >> Inexplicable disaster. 289 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:11,749 >> Inexplicable disaster. >> They've played him like a violin. 290 00:06:11,749 --> 00:06:11,759 291 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:14,629 >> Excuse me, sir. I don't know if I'd 292 00:06:14,629 --> 00:06:14,639 >> Excuse me, sir. I don't know if I'd 293 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:16,950 >> Excuse me, sir. I don't know if I'd equate Trump with the soft douls tones 294 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:16,960 equate Trump with the soft douls tones 295 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,510 equate Trump with the soft douls tones of a violin. He's he's more like an 296 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:19,520 of a violin. He's he's more like an 297 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,270 of a violin. He's he's more like an entitled kazoo or a a maraca filled with 298 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:23,280 entitled kazoo or a a maraca filled with 299 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,590 entitled kazoo or a a maraca filled with angry bees. 300 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:25,600 angry bees. 301 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,909 angry bees. So Trump has a lot of work to do to 302 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:27,919 So Trump has a lot of work to do to 303 00:06:27,919 --> 00:06:30,230 So Trump has a lot of work to do to appease this angry faction of his base. 304 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:30,240 appease this angry faction of his base. 305 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,070 appease this angry faction of his base. He could appeal to their sense of reason 306 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:32,080 He could appeal to their sense of reason 307 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,309 He could appeal to their sense of reason or to the obvious need for a negotiated 308 00:06:34,309 --> 00:06:34,319 or to the obvious need for a negotiated 309 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:36,070 or to the obvious need for a negotiated settlement that will necessarily require 310 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:36,080 settlement that will necessarily require 311 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,990 settlement that will necessarily require some concessions. 312 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:38,000 some concessions. 313 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,670 some concessions. Or he could just push the on Obama 314 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:41,680 Or he could just push the on Obama 315 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:46,390 Or he could just push the on Obama button. I mean, the JCPOA done by Obama, 316 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:46,400 button. I mean, the JCPOA done by Obama, 317 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,870 button. I mean, the JCPOA done by Obama, he handed him a billion7 in cash. They 318 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:48,880 he handed him a billion7 in cash. They 319 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,270 he handed him a billion7 in cash. They tried to bribe their way out of it. And 320 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:51,280 tried to bribe their way out of it. And 321 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,070 tried to bribe their way out of it. And you know what the Iranians did? They 322 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:54,080 you know what the Iranians did? They 323 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,070 you know what the Iranians did? They laughed at Obama and they said, "He's a 324 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:56,080 laughed at Obama and they said, "He's a 325 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,029 laughed at Obama and they said, "He's a stupid son of a bitch." Okay, thank you 326 00:06:59,029 --> 00:06:59,039 stupid son of a bitch." Okay, thank you 327 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:00,550 stupid son of a bitch." Okay, thank you very much everybody. 328 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:00,560 very much everybody. 329 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,189 very much everybody. >> Oh, 330 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:03,199 >> Oh, 331 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:04,950 >> Oh, >> you know what? I never thought I'd say 332 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:04,960 >> you know what? I never thought I'd say 333 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,710 >> you know what? I never thought I'd say this, but can you carry yourself with a 334 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:06,720 this, but can you carry yourself with a 335 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,230 this, but can you carry yourself with a bit more dignity in front of the 336 00:07:08,230 --> 00:07:08,240 bit more dignity in front of the 337 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,430 bit more dignity in front of the dictator of Egypt? 338 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:11,440 dictator of Egypt? 339 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,790 dictator of Egypt? Dear lord, man, there's a pack of poor 340 00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:14,800 Dear lord, man, there's a pack of poor 341 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,110 Dear lord, man, there's a pack of poor French translators off to the side like 342 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:17,120 French translators off to the side like 343 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,990 French translators off to the side like a kissay, stupid son of a 344 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:22,000 345 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,950 Now look, 346 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:26,960 347 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,189 now look, look, who knows? Who knows if 348 00:07:29,189 --> 00:07:29,199 now look, look, who knows? Who knows if 349 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,350 now look, look, who knows? Who knows if this peace deal with Iran is going to 350 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:31,360 this peace deal with Iran is going to 351 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,350 this peace deal with Iran is going to work? But if all doesn't go well, rest 352 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:33,360 work? But if all doesn't go well, rest 353 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,790 work? But if all doesn't go well, rest assured Trump has a very solid plan B. 354 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:36,800 assured Trump has a very solid plan B. 355 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,070 assured Trump has a very solid plan B. >> If it works out, I'm going to take the 356 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:38,080 >> If it works out, I'm going to take the 357 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,830 >> If it works out, I'm going to take the credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm 358 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:39,840 credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm 359 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:44,150 credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD. You better be careful, JD. 360 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:44,160 blaming JD. You better be careful, JD. 361 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,749 blaming JD. You better be careful, JD. >> Whoa, 362 00:07:45,749 --> 00:07:45,759 >> Whoa, 363 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:48,070 >> Whoa, look at that Trump always playing 5D 364 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:48,080 look at that Trump always playing 5D 365 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,830 look at that Trump always playing 5D scapegoating. 366 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:49,840 scapegoating. 367 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,830 scapegoating. I tell you, JD is going to be so bummed 368 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:51,840 I tell you, JD is going to be so bummed 369 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,589 I tell you, JD is going to be so bummed to hear about this once he finishes 370 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:53,599 to hear about this once he finishes 371 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,790 to hear about this once he finishes out all of that pickle cake. 372 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:56,800 out all of that pickle cake. 373 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,790 out all of that pickle cake. For more analysis on Trump's deal with 374 00:07:58,790 --> 00:07:58,800 For more analysis on Trump's deal with 375 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,110 For more analysis on Trump's deal with Iran, let's go live to the G7 with our 376 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:01,120 Iran, let's go live to the G7 with our 377 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:11,350 Iran, let's go live to the G7 with our very own Ronnie Chang. 378 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:11,360 379 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:18,469 RONNIE, 380 00:08:18,469 --> 00:08:18,479 381 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:20,469 RONNIE, RONNIE, RODY, RODY, what is your 382 00:08:20,469 --> 00:08:20,479 RONNIE, RONNIE, RODY, RODY, what is your 383 00:08:20,479 --> 00:08:22,070 RONNIE, RONNIE, RODY, RODY, what is your analysis of this deal? 384 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:22,080 analysis of this deal? 385 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,550 analysis of this deal? >> Uh, Jordan, my analysis of the deal is 386 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:24,560 >> Uh, Jordan, my analysis of the deal is 387 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,430 >> Uh, Jordan, my analysis of the deal is that it's incredible. I love this deal. 388 00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:27,440 that it's incredible. I love this deal. 389 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,909 that it's incredible. I love this deal. I love how Iran gets $300 billion. I 390 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:29,919 I love how Iran gets $300 billion. I 391 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:31,189 I love how Iran gets $300 billion. I love how Iran gets control of the 392 00:08:31,189 --> 00:08:31,199 love how Iran gets control of the 393 00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:33,430 love how Iran gets control of the strait. I love how he lets Iran pick the 394 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:33,440 strait. I love how he lets Iran pick the 395 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,990 strait. I love how he lets Iran pick the next James Bond. It's It's all great. 396 00:08:35,990 --> 00:08:36,000 next James Bond. It's It's all great. 397 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,389 next James Bond. It's It's all great. No. notes. You are number one, Mr. 398 00:08:38,389 --> 00:08:38,399 No. notes. You are number one, Mr. 399 00:08:38,399 --> 00:08:39,350 No. notes. You are number one, Mr. President. 400 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:39,360 President. 401 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,389 President. >> Uh, wait. I mean, that all sounds bad. 402 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:42,399 >> Uh, wait. I mean, that all sounds bad. 403 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:44,070 >> Uh, wait. I mean, that all sounds bad. >> Well, it sounds like you should shut the 404 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:44,080 >> Well, it sounds like you should shut the 405 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,630 >> Well, it sounds like you should shut the up then, Jordan. 406 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:46,640 up then, Jordan. 407 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,790 up then, Jordan. >> Because this this deal ends the war. Do 408 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:50,800 >> Because this this deal ends the war. Do 409 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,870 >> Because this this deal ends the war. Do you want this war to end or not? 410 00:08:52,870 --> 00:08:52,880 you want this war to end or not? 411 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,750 you want this war to end or not? >> Okay. Well, yes. Of course, we all want 412 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:55,760 >> Okay. Well, yes. Of course, we all want 413 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:56,790 >> Okay. Well, yes. Of course, we all want the war to be over. 414 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:56,800 the war to be over. 415 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,990 the war to be over. >> Okay. Well, then shut the up 416 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:00,000 >> Okay. Well, then shut the up 417 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,870 >> Okay. Well, then shut the up because if he thinks that we think the 418 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:02,880 because if he thinks that we think the 419 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,190 because if he thinks that we think the deal sucks, he's going to go back to the 420 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:05,200 deal sucks, he's going to go back to the 421 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,389 deal sucks, he's going to go back to the war. 422 00:09:06,389 --> 00:09:06,399 war. 423 00:09:06,399 --> 00:09:08,389 war. This is this is not a man who takes an L 424 00:09:08,389 --> 00:09:08,399 This is this is not a man who takes an L 425 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:11,910 This is this is not a man who takes an L with grace, okay? I mean, Michael Jordan 426 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:11,920 with grace, okay? I mean, Michael Jordan 427 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,509 with grace, okay? I mean, Michael Jordan takes L's less personally than this guy, 428 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:15,519 takes L's less personally than this guy, 429 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:18,389 takes L's less personally than this guy, which is why he won the war, MR. 430 00:09:18,389 --> 00:09:18,399 which is why he won the war, MR. 431 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:22,150 which is why he won the war, MR. PRESIDENT. YEAH. 432 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:22,160 PRESIDENT. YEAH. 433 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,670 PRESIDENT. YEAH. Great job WITH THE DEAL. YOU MADE A 434 00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:25,680 Great job WITH THE DEAL. YOU MADE A 435 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,630 Great job WITH THE DEAL. YOU MADE A GREAT deal with your great big penis. I 436 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:28,640 GREAT deal with your great big penis. I 437 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,670 GREAT deal with your great big penis. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I love that. I love 438 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:31,680 LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I love that. I love 439 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,389 LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I love that. I love that. Everybody loves it. EVERYBODY 440 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:34,399 that. Everybody loves it. EVERYBODY 441 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:38,790 that. Everybody loves it. EVERYBODY LOVES IT, RIGHT? YEAH. YEAH. WE LOVE IT. 442 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:38,800 LOVES IT, RIGHT? YEAH. YEAH. WE LOVE IT. 443 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,870 LOVES IT, RIGHT? YEAH. YEAH. WE LOVE IT. WE LOVE IT. SEE, WE ALL love it. YEAH. 444 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:42,880 WE LOVE IT. SEE, WE ALL love it. YEAH. 445 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,710 WE LOVE IT. SEE, WE ALL love it. YEAH. BUT THIS DEAL almost makes it seem like 446 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:44,720 BUT THIS DEAL almost makes it seem like 447 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,230 BUT THIS DEAL almost makes it seem like we lost the war. 448 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:46,240 we lost the war. 449 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,910 we lost the war. >> Okay. Well, then you tell him 450 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:47,920 >> Okay. Well, then you tell him 451 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,350 >> Okay. Well, then you tell him then. You tell you tell him. You tell 452 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:49,360 then. You tell you tell him. You tell 453 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,350 then. You tell you tell him. You tell him he lost the war. You remember what 454 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:51,360 him he lost the war. You remember what 455 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,630 him he lost the war. You remember what happened last time? We tried to tell him 456 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:52,640 happened last time? We tried to tell him 457 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,389 happened last time? We tried to tell him he lost something. 458 00:09:54,389 --> 00:09:54,399 he lost something. 459 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:56,630 he lost something. >> He tried to kill Mike Pence. 460 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:56,640 >> He tried to kill Mike Pence. 461 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,070 >> He tried to kill Mike Pence. >> He tried to kill Mike Pence. 462 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:00,080 >> He tried to kill Mike Pence. 463 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,030 >> He tried to kill Mike Pence. But if we accept the deal, no more 464 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:03,040 But if we accept the deal, no more 465 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,269 But if we accept the deal, no more missiles, no more global recession, no 466 00:10:05,269 --> 00:10:05,279 missiles, no more global recession, no 467 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:06,949 missiles, no more global recession, no more AI Lego memes. 468 00:10:06,949 --> 00:10:06,959 more AI Lego memes. 469 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,910 more AI Lego memes. >> BUT THE TERM the terms of the deal are 470 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:09,920 >> BUT THE TERM the terms of the deal are 471 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,389 >> BUT THE TERM the terms of the deal are bad, JORDAN. THERE'S NO GAS. THERE'S NO 472 00:10:12,389 --> 00:10:12,399 bad, JORDAN. THERE'S NO GAS. THERE'S NO 473 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,550 bad, JORDAN. THERE'S NO GAS. THERE'S NO GAS. OKAY? 474 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:14,560 GAS. OKAY? 475 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,269 GAS. OKAY? The world has like six gallons of gas 476 00:10:17,269 --> 00:10:17,279 The world has like six gallons of gas 477 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:18,790 The world has like six gallons of gas left. 478 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:18,800 left. 479 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,710 left. I I went to the gas station to fill up 480 00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:20,720 I I went to the gas station to fill up 481 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,389 I I went to the gas station to fill up my car and like dust came out of the 482 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:22,399 my car and like dust came out of the 483 00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:25,269 my car and like dust came out of the nozzle. Okay? So So listen to the words 484 00:10:25,269 --> 00:10:25,279 nozzle. Okay? So So listen to the words 485 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:27,509 nozzle. Okay? So So listen to the words of Yoko Ono's weird white boyfriend with 486 00:10:27,509 --> 00:10:27,519 of Yoko Ono's weird white boyfriend with 487 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:31,269 of Yoko Ono's weird white boyfriend with the glasses. Okay? Just go. Give peace a 488 00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:31,279 the glasses. Okay? Just go. Give peace a 489 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:31,750 the glasses. Okay? Just go. Give peace a chance. 490 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:31,760 chance. 491 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,670 chance. >> Okay. 492 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:33,680 >> Okay. 493 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:38,230 >> Okay. No, NO, NO, NO, RONNIE. NO. WHAT? DON'T. 494 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:38,240 No, NO, NO, NO, RONNIE. NO. WHAT? DON'T. 495 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,829 No, NO, NO, NO, RONNIE. NO. WHAT? DON'T. SO, we're just we're just going to be 496 00:10:39,829 --> 00:10:39,839 SO, we're just we're just going to be 497 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,750 SO, we're just we're just going to be slaves to this man's ego. We can't 498 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:41,760 slaves to this man's ego. We can't 499 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,430 slaves to this man's ego. We can't criticize the deal. Of course you can. 500 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:45,440 criticize the deal. Of course you can. 501 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,910 criticize the deal. Of course you can. Quietly 502 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:47,920 Quietly 503 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,069 Quietly in private 504 00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:50,079 in private 505 00:10:50,079 --> 00:10:51,829 in private like this. 506 00:10:51,829 --> 00:10:51,839 like this. 507 00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:54,870 like this. Talk like this. This deal is Okay. 508 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:54,880 Talk like this. This deal is Okay. 509 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,389 Talk like this. This deal is Okay. We We lost the war. And then you come 510 00:10:58,389 --> 00:10:58,399 We We lost the war. And then you come 511 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:00,069 We We lost the war. And then you come out and you tell the president that he's 512 00:11:00,069 --> 00:11:00,079 out and you tell the president that he's 513 00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:03,190 out and you tell the president that he's a special boy and we and we love his BIG 514 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:03,200 a special boy and we and we love his BIG 515 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,670 a special boy and we and we love his BIG PENIS BILL. HOORAY. YAY. 516 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:07,680 517 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,750 >> Now you do it, Jordan. 518 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:09,760 >> Now you do it, Jordan. 519 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:10,230 >> Now you do it, Jordan. >> Do it. 520 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:10,240 >> Do it. 521 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,509 >> Do it. >> Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. 522 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:11,519 >> Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. 523 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,509 >> Okay. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. Fine. Mr. 524 00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:13,519 Fine. Mr. 525 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,269 Fine. Mr. Mr. President, you made a great deal. 526 00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:15,279 Mr. President, you made a great deal. 527 00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:18,790 Mr. President, you made a great deal. >> Uh, what did he make the deal with? 528 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:18,800 >> Uh, what did he make the deal with? 529 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:22,310 >> Uh, what did he make the deal with? >> With his big, beautiful penis. Oh, okay. 530 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:22,320 >> With his big, beautiful penis. Oh, okay. 531 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,750 >> With his big, beautiful penis. Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be gay 532 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:23,760 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be gay 533 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,430 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be gay about it. I mean, 534 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:25,440 about it. I mean, 535 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,430 about it. I mean, >> it's his big pickle penis. 536 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:27,440 >> it's his big pickle penis. 537 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:32,120 >> it's his big pickle penis. >> Okay. Yes. Ronnie Chang, everybody. 45882

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