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EXCUSE ME, WAITRESS?
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I'M AFRAID
THE TERIYAKI CHICKEN'S
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NO LONGER ON THE MENU.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S WHAT
YOU HAD LAST TIME.
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WE'VE NEVER
BEEN HERE BEFORE.
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I DEFINITELY REMEMBER YOU.
NO, WE NEVER GET UP NORTH.
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WE'RE JUST UP TO SEE
A FRIEND OF OURS
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WHO MOVED HERE
LAST SUMMER.
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YOUR HAIR WAS LIGHTER.
YOU HAD LITTLE ROUND GLASSES.
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU.
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HENRY, DON'T PLAY ALONG.
IT'S A GIMMICK FOR TIPS.
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COULD WE GET SOME WATER?
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[high-pitched static]
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IT WAS LAST AUGUST.
SATURDAY, THE 14TH.
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YOU WERE WEARING
A BLUE DRESS WITH POLKA DOTS.
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YOUR EYES WERE PUFFY,
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LIKE YOU'D BEEN CRYING.
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THE 14TH
IS DARREN'S BIRTHDAY.
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HE SAID HE HAD
TO CANCEL HIS PARTY
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'CAUSE HIS OLD GIRLFRIEND
SHOWED UP.
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THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT.
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HENRY...
I KNEW IT.
DAMN IT.
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EVER SINCE THAT SKI TRIP
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WHEN THE TWO OF YOU
DISAPPEARED.
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I'LL GO...GET YOUR WATER.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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[hyperventilating]
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I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS!
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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PICTURE A DOOR.
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UNLOCKED WITH THE KEY
OF THE MIND.
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TWO MEDICAL CASES, BOTH
MORE FASCINATING THAN THE LAST.
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(Martha)
NO LOGICAL SENSE.ES
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THIS IS NOT A DOOR
TO LOGICAL SENSE.
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ALSO, SHUT UP.
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CASE NUMBER ONE.
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33-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
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NAMED...
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SOMETHING I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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YOU'LL SEE THE IRONY
IN A SECOND.
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PRESENTING WITH
TEMPORARY PARALYSIS,
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HIGH CK LEVELS,
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AND A PERFECT MEMORY.
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HOW PERFECT IS PERFECT?
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PERFECTLY PERFECT.
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HYPERTHYMESIA.
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COMPLETE RECALL
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OF EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY
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SINCE PUBERTY.
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ALL 7,600,049 OF THEM.
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IT'S COOL, HUH?
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ONE OF ONLY A HANDFUL
OF RECORDED CASES.
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SO WE HAVE TWO SYMPTOMS:
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TEMPORARY LEG PARALYSIS
AND ELEVATED CK.
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OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING
FROM THE SAME CONDITION
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'CAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN
MY DRAMATIC VOICEOVER.
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THERE'S A THIRD SYMPTOM.
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HER MEMORY'S UNRELATED.
WHY?
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IT'S A STRANGE
MEDICAL PHENOMENON--
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HYPERTHYMESIA IS KNOWN
TO MANIFEST IN ADOLESCENCE.
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YEAH, IN THE WHOLE FIVE
DOCUMENTED CASES.
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TO BE RELATED, IT WOULD MEAN
20 YEARS BETWEEN SYMPTOMS.
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PLUS, I DON'T KNOW
OF ANY DISEASES
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THAT CAUSE GREAT MEMORY.
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ONLY ONES THAT DESTROY IT.
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MRI SHOWED NO EVIDENCE
OF STROKE OR TUMOR,
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SO PROBABLY A TOXIN.
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SHE'S A WAITRESS.
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THEY'RE NO STRANGERS
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TO BOTULISM OR ALCOHOLISM.
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WE SHOULD SEARCH THE DINER
AND WHERE SHE LIVES.
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OR YOU COULD
SEARCH HER BRAIN.
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YOU KNOW,
WHERE HER MEMORY LIVES.
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SAVE THE GAS.
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YOU TWO CHECK HER HOME.
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YOU TWO GET A COMPLETE
PATIENT HISTORY.
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WE'LL SEE WHO GETS
AN ANSWER FIRST.
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YOU SAID THERE'S
A SECOND CASE?
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OH! YEAH.
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THANKS.
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[groans]
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THE CASE OF
THE 45-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR
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WHO JUST FAILED HIS PATHOLOGY
RECERTIFICATION EXAM
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AND IS GOING TO LOSE
HIS BOARD CERTIFICATION
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AND GET FIRED.
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HOW'D YOU FAIL IF YOU
SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE IN THE LAB?
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I WAS RECOVERING
FROM THE FLU.
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I'M RETAKING IT NEXT WEEK.
IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
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NORMALLY, I'D LET
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DARWINISM RUN ITS COURSE.
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BUT CUDDY'S IN A BIG TIZZY
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ABOUT HER POSTER BOY
GETTING CANNED.
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SO HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
THE SHORT GUY OFF THE SHORT BUS?
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WHAT ABOUT A TUTOR?
I DON'T NEED A TUTOR.
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TUTOR IT IS.
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CHOOSE YOUR POISON.
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CHASE, IF YOU PREFER
POUNDING AUSSIE BEERS
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AND COMMISERATING OVER
THE SUCKINESS OF DIVORCE.
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MASTERS, IF YOU WANT
NERVOUS ENERGY, FLASH CARDS,
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AND OBNOXIOUS PIECES
OF ARCANE TRIVIA.
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FOREMAN, IF YOU
NEED TO BE BERATED
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BY A HUMORLESS HARD-ASS.
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FOREMAN.
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INTERESTING.
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YOU MUST BE MORE WORRIED
THAN YOU LOOK.
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I NEED A CONSULT,
DR. WILSON.
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SO CALL ME IN A WEEK
IF IT STILL ITCHES.
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THANK YOU.
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AND BE SURE TO GIVE SARAH
A KISS FOR ME.
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WILL DO.
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WHO'S SARAH?
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HER GRANDDAUGHTER,
I THINK.
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EARLY STAGES OF DEMENTIA.
WHAT'S THE CONSULT?
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I NEED YOUR MEDICAL OPINION
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ON WHAT BAR WE'RE GONNA HIT
FOR HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT
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TO KICK OFF THE OFFICIAL END
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TO YOUR THREE-MONTH
PITY PARTY OVER SAM.
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I CAN'T TONIGHT.
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BECAUSE OF SARAH?
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YES, BECAUSE OF
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MY SENILE PATIENT'S
GRANDDAUGHTER.
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YOU CAUGHT ME.
I'M BUSY!
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WHO'S SARAH?
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WILSON'S FRIEND.
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MY COMPUTER CRASHED.
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LOST MY DATABASE
OF HIS ACQUAINTANCES.
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OR YOU'RE BOTH LYING TO ME.
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I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WILSON
HAVING A FRIEND NAMED SARAH.
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SATISFIED?
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NOOO.
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WHAT ARE THE EIGHT TYPES
OF VOMITUS?
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I COULD SHOW YOU FOUR
RIGHT NOW
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IF YOU ASK ME
ONE MORE REVIEW QUESTION.
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HEY, YOU PICKED ME.
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YOU SAID YOU WANTED
A HARD-ASS.
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NO, HOUSE SAID THAT.
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I PRETENDED TO AGREE
TO GET HIM OFF MY BACK.
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I PICKED YOU BECAUSE
I WANTED THE GUY
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WHO DOESN'T LIKE
GETTING INVOLVED
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IN OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS.
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YES, I THOUGHT
YOU'D WANT TO SKIP
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THE MASSIVE PUBLIC HUMILIATION
OF GETTING FIRED.
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BY TREATING ME
LIKE I'M AN IMBECILE?
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I'M TOTALLY FINE.
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I ACED MY FIRST
PATHOLOGY BOARDS.
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MEDICINE HAS COME A LONG WAY
IN THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS.
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YOU KNOW...
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I HEARD OF A GUY
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WHO KNEW A GUY
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WHO COULD GET THE EXAM
AHEAD OF TIME.
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IT WAS SOMETHING I HEARD.
PATIENT'S FILE
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SAID SHE LOST SOME WEIGHT
ON A NEW DIET, RIGHT?
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YEAH, SHE WENT VEGAN.
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ARE LAXATIVES VEGAN?
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[cell phone ringing]
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HELLO?
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(Foreman)
WHERE ARE YOU?
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IN THE PARKING GARAGE,
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SEARCHING WILSON'S CAR.
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WE HAVE AN ANSWER.
MAGNESIUM POISONING.
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(Foreman)
WE FOUND A PRETTY LARGE
STASH OF LAXATIVES.
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ABUSE CAN LEAD
TO HYPERMAGNESEMIA.
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I ADMIT THAT'S...
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IMPRESSIVELY OUTSIDE-THE-BOX
THINKING.
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HMM.
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(Taub)
HOUSE.
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(Foreman)
YOU STILL THERE, HOUSE?
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(Taub)
EVERYTHING OKAY?
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NO.
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FOR A SECOND,
I THOUGHT WILSON
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MIGHT HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.
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TURNS OUT IT'S MUCH,
MUCH WORSE.
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OKAY...UH,
SO WE PUSH FLUIDS
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AND WAIT FOR HER KIDNEYS
TO CLEAR THE HYPERMAGNESEMIA?
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YOU'LL BE WAITING A LONG TIME
SINCE THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE HAS.
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HER BP AND RESPIRATORY RATE
ARE NORMAL.
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WHILE YOU TWO WERE SO BUSY BEING
IMPRESSIVELY OUTSIDE THE BOX,
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YOU MISSED THE ACTUAL BOX.
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CHASE AND MASTERS DONE YET?
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TWO LIGHT BEERS,
NOVEMBER 16TH.
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ONE REALLY BAD GLASS
OF PINOT ON THE 17TH.
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UH, NOTHING FROM THE 18TH.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING
FOR NASA OR SOMETHING?
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YOU MEAN WHY AM I
JUST A WAITRESS?
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NO, I DIDN'T MEAN...
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I'M SORRY, I-I-I-I...
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IT'S OKAY.
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REMEMBERING SOMETHING
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IS NOT THE SAME
AS UNDERSTANDING IT.
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I'M NOT A GENIUS.
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I LOVE MY JOB.
I'M GREAT AT IT.
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KEEPS MY MIND BUSY.
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HI.
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I'M DR. HOUSE.
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YOU ARE NOT POOPING.
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QUESTION IS,
ARE YOU ALSO A KLUTZ?
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UH...
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I GUESS I'M NO CLUMSIER
THAN MOST PEOPLE.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUESSING FOR?
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YOU'VE GOT A PERFECT MEMORY.
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I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE
NUMBERS, DATES, FIREWORKS.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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LET'S GO BACK TO 2008.
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HOW MANY TRIPS, STUMBLES,
FALLS DID YOU HAVE?
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[high-pitched static]
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11.
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THIS REALLY WORKS.
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COOL.
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HOW 'BOUT 2009?
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12.
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EVEN COOLER.
LAST YEAR?
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20.
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THAT'S A BIG SPIKE
IN DISCOORDINATION.
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IF YOU ADD THE CONSTIPATION,
IT'S EARLY ONSET PARKINSON'S.
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GIVE HER A FULL NEURO EXAM,
START HER ON LEVODOPA.
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[door unlatching]
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OH, I'M SO SURPRISED
YOU BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT
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WITHOUT TELLING ME.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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AN INTERVENTION.
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EXHIBIT A.
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A BAGGIE FILLED
WITH NEPETA CATARIA,
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ALSO KNOWN AS...
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THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE
WHAT I THINK IT IS.
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IF YOU MEAN YOUR NEW
JUNKIE GIRLFRIEND,
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THEN YES.
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[meow]
HOUSE...
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OKAY, FINE.
I GOT A CAT.
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
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I DON'T THINK YOU APPRECIATE
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THE SEVERITY
OF YOUR SITUATION.
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YOU ARE RAPIDLY APPROACHING
END-STAGE MALE SPINSTERISM.
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[cell phone beeping]
THAT CAT,
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THAT DIABETIC CAT THAT YOU'RE
SHOOTING UP WITH INSULIN
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00:09:11,027 --> 00:09:13,263
AND BUYING DIME BAGS
OF CATNIP FOR,
239
00:09:13,296 --> 00:09:16,099
THAT MEANS YOU'VE GIVEN UP
ON EVER FINDING ANYONE.
240
00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:18,635
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
COMPLETELY OVERREACTING?
241
00:09:18,669 --> 00:09:19,803
IF I'M COMPLETELY
OVERREACTING,
242
00:09:19,836 --> 00:09:20,837
WHY'D YOU LIE TO ME?
243
00:09:20,871 --> 00:09:23,974
UM, BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD
COMPLETELY OVERREACT.
244
00:09:24,007 --> 00:09:26,009
ITS NAME'S SARAH.
245
00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:27,277
CATS AREN'T NAMED THAT.
WOMEN ARE.
246
00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:29,112
WHAT THE FREUD
IS THAT ABOUT?
247
00:09:29,145 --> 00:09:31,047
LOOK, I DIDN'T NAME HER.
248
00:09:31,081 --> 00:09:32,082
MY NEIGHBOR DID.
249
00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:34,150
SHE DIED, AND I FELT BAD.
250
00:09:34,184 --> 00:09:36,319
SARAH WOULD HAVE BEEN
DESTROYED AT THE SHELTER.
251
00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:39,089
AWW, WHO WOULD WANT
A CAT THAT CROAKS
252
00:09:39,122 --> 00:09:40,190
IF YOU'RE NOT HOME
TWICE A DAY
253
00:09:40,223 --> 00:09:42,092
TO SHOOT IT UP?
254
00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,194
IT'S LIKE HAVING
YOUR OWN BUTTON ON LOST.
255
00:09:44,227 --> 00:09:46,997
YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY SURE
256
00:09:47,030 --> 00:09:49,933
THAT THERE IS
A RIVER NEARBY.
257
00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:51,968
I'M KEEPING HER.
258
00:09:56,406 --> 00:09:57,874
OKAY, SHRUG YOUR SHOULDERS
259
00:09:57,908 --> 00:10:00,210
AND DON'T LET ME
PUSH THEM DOWN.
260
00:10:00,243 --> 00:10:03,213
SO I HAVE TO ASK, UH...
261
00:10:03,246 --> 00:10:04,848
IS THERE A TRICK YOU USE?
262
00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:06,082
MNEMONICS?
263
00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:08,051
MEDITATION?
264
00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:09,352
NO, NO TRICKS.
265
00:10:09,385 --> 00:10:10,353
I DON'T EVEN TRY, REALLY.
266
00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:12,789
IT'S JUST THERE.
267
00:10:12,823 --> 00:10:16,159
IS MY MEMORY GONNA
GO AWAY...
268
00:10:16,192 --> 00:10:17,260
WITH THE PARKINSON'S?
269
00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:18,795
IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE.
270
00:10:18,829 --> 00:10:20,096
BUT WE STILL HAVE A LOT
OF TESTS TO DO
271
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:21,464
BEFORE WE HAVE
A DEFINITIVE DIAGNOSIS.
272
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,233
WELL, HERE'S HOPING
FOR CANCER.
273
00:10:26,269 --> 00:10:27,804
NADIA?
274
00:10:28,939 --> 00:10:30,807
YOUR BOSS CALLED ME.
275
00:10:30,841 --> 00:10:32,108
SORRY, UM...
276
00:10:32,142 --> 00:10:34,144
I'M ELENA,
NADIA'S OLDER SISTER.
277
00:10:35,378 --> 00:10:37,280
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE.
278
00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,917
BUT I'D LIKE TO PRETEND
YOU'D VISIT ME
279
00:10:40,951 --> 00:10:41,952
IF I WERE IN THE HOSPITAL.
280
00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:43,053
[scoffs]
281
00:10:43,086 --> 00:10:44,454
YOU BROUGHT DAISIES.
282
00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:47,123
[high-pitched static]
283
00:10:47,157 --> 00:10:48,224
THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE.
284
00:10:48,258 --> 00:10:49,459
NO, THEY'RE
MY LEAST FAVORITE.
285
00:10:49,492 --> 00:10:53,063
I WAS STUNG IN THE FACE
SIX TIMES BY--
286
00:10:53,096 --> 00:10:56,299
[high-pitched humming]
OH, GOD.
287
00:10:56,332 --> 00:10:57,934
WHAT'S WRONG?
[rapid beeping]
288
00:10:57,968 --> 00:10:59,836
MY HEART.
289
00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:00,871
FAST, WIDE-COMPLEX RHYTHM.
290
00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:02,272
GET THE PADDLES.
291
00:11:02,305 --> 00:11:03,373
[beeping continues]
292
00:11:05,842 --> 00:11:07,477
CARDIAC INVOLVEMENT
RULES OUT PARKINSON'S.
293
00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,079
WE'RE BACK TO TRANSIENT
PARALYSIS
294
00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:10,146
AND HIGH CK,
PLUS ARRHYTHMIA.
295
00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:13,283
MASTERS, WHEN YOU FINALLY
BLOSSOM INTO A WOMAN,
296
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,051
WOULD YOU EVER SLEEP WITH
A MAN WHO HAD A CAT?
297
00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:17,153
[sighs]
SURE.
298
00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:19,355
WRONG, THE ANSWER IS NO.
299
00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:22,325
SLUT.
300
00:11:22,358 --> 00:11:24,795
ANY OF YOU EVER HAD A CAT?
301
00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:27,197
ANY OF YOU EVER HAD SEX?
302
00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,232
I THINK,
AS YOUR PEOPLE SAY,
303
00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:30,801
QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM.
304
00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:33,003
AN EXCESS OF CATECHOLAMINE
COULD SET OFF AN ARRHYTHMIA.
305
00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:34,938
IT'S NOT A PHEO.
HER BLOOD PRESSURE'S FINE.
306
00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,006
MAYBE WE'RE MISSING
THE OBVIOUS.
307
00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:37,207
THE HEART COULD BE
BEHIND EVERYTHING.
308
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,342
IF IT'S NOT PUMPING
EFFECTIVELY,
309
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,044
THE MUSCLES SHUT DOWN.
310
00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,146
CK ELEVATES.
COORDINATION SUFFERS.
311
00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:44,815
WHY ARE YOU
ASKING ABOUT CATS?
312
00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:48,051
CURIOSITY.
313
00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,320
CAN WE FOCUS HERE?
314
00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,154
UH, HER HEART PROBLEMS
315
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,189
STARTED WHEN NADIA
SAW HER SISTER.
316
00:11:53,223 --> 00:11:54,825
STRESS-INDUCED ARRHYTHMIA
317
00:11:54,858 --> 00:11:57,961
COULD BE CAUSED BY
LONG QT SYNDROME.
318
00:11:57,994 --> 00:11:59,830
HER SISTER WAS BARELY
IN THE ROOM FIVE MINUTES.
319
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:01,097
SHE SAID
THEY'D BEEN ESTRANGED
320
00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:02,132
FOR OVER SIX YEARS.
321
00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:03,033
THAT'S A LOT OF TENSION.
322
00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:05,468
RUN A STRESS TEST
TO CONFIRM LONG QT.
323
00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:06,837
IT'LL HAVE TO BE
DRUG-INDUCED.
324
00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,004
TREADMILL WILL
PULL HER STITCHES.
325
00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:10,006
DRUGS ARE NEVER THE ANSWER.
326
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,241
IF WE WANT HER HEART
TO GO CRAZY,
327
00:12:11,274 --> 00:12:12,876
THERE'S SOMETHING
SIMPLER AND SAFER.
328
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,246
USE THE SISTER.
329
00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:25,188
YOU LIED TO ME.
330
00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:26,122
NO.
331
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:28,091
I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT WILSON
332
00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,292
HAVING A FRIEND NAMED SARAH.
333
00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:30,593
[shuts drawer]
UNDER HOUSE RULES,
334
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,995
THAT IS NOT A LIE.
335
00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:35,265
HE'S LONELY.
336
00:12:35,298 --> 00:12:37,968
A CAT IS A NICE WAY
FOR HIM TO GET SOME AFFECTION.
337
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:39,002
THAT'S NOT
THE KIND OF PUTTY TAT
338
00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:40,003
HE NEEDS TO BE
GETTING IT FROM.
339
00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:41,337
HE NEEDS A PUTTY TAT
HE CAN TAP.
340
00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:43,339
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO YOU?
341
00:12:43,373 --> 00:12:44,274
[sighs]
342
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:45,876
AFTER DIVORCE NUMBER TWO,
343
00:12:45,909 --> 00:12:47,443
HE FELL INTO
A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
344
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:49,312
WITH A THREE-LEGGED SIAMESE.
345
00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:50,881
HE STOPPED
ANSWERING HIS PHONE,
346
00:12:50,914 --> 00:12:53,016
REDECORATED HIS PLACE
LIKE GREY GARDENS.
347
00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:54,317
HE WASN'T ABLE
TO COME BACK TO HUMANITY
348
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:55,485
UNTIL A WINDOW WAS LEFT
349
00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:58,955
SUSPICIOUSLY
AND HEROICALLY OPEN.
350
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:01,391
HOW THAT CAT OPENED THE WINDOW,
I WILL NEVER KNOW.
351
00:13:01,424 --> 00:13:03,459
HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME.
352
00:13:05,461 --> 00:13:08,331
LEAVE HIM AND THE CAT ALONE.
353
00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:10,901
I WON'T IF YOU WILL.
354
00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:12,903
[door closes]
355
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:15,571
SORRY ABOUT THE DAISIES.
356
00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,974
I ALWAYS GET IT CONFUSED
IF YOU LOVE OR HATE THEM.
357
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:19,309
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES
358
00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:20,510
I'VE TOLD YOU
THAT I HATE THEM?
359
00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:22,312
I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
360
00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:26,416
HER HEART RATE
ISN'T MOVING.
361
00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:29,252
THE SISTER STRESS POT
NEEDS STIRRING.
362
00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:31,387
YOU WANT ME
TO START A FIGHT?
363
00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:32,422
NO.
364
00:13:32,455 --> 00:13:33,990
JUST AGITATE A LITTLE.
365
00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:35,158
USE SOMETHING
FROM THE HISTORY.
366
00:13:35,191 --> 00:13:36,559
YOU'RE NOT LYING TO THEM.
367
00:13:36,592 --> 00:13:37,994
IN FACT, YOU'D BE
TELLING THE TRUTH,
368
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:39,395
AND SERVING
THEIR MEDICAL NEEDS.
369
00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:42,232
[sighs]
370
00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:52,008
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER
IN A WHILE, HUH?
371
00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:54,610
I HEARD THE STORY
372
00:13:54,644 --> 00:13:56,312
ABOUT THE TIME
373
00:13:56,346 --> 00:13:57,180
YOU HIT NADIA
WITH THE CAR.
374
00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:58,681
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
PRETTY SCARY.
375
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,417
[high-pitched static]
376
00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,086
WHY WOULD YOU
TELL THEM THAT?
377
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,387
THEY ASKED ABOUT
BROKEN BONES.
378
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,089
I SWEAR THAT I
CHECKED MY MIRROR.
379
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:07,423
YOU KNOW THAT'S A LIE.
380
00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,459
YOU KNEW
I WAS GETTING THE MAIL,
381
00:14:09,492 --> 00:14:12,095
AND YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE
ENOUGH TO CHECK!
382
00:14:12,128 --> 00:14:13,329
JUST LIKE YOU DIDN'T CARE
383
00:14:13,363 --> 00:14:15,165
THAT YOU RUINED
MY 23RD BIRTHDAY!
384
00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:16,366
NADIA, DON'T START!
385
00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:19,102
YOU STARTED BY COMING HERE,
ACTING LIKE YOU GIVE A CRAP!
386
00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:20,503
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
387
00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,405
I'M SUCH A MONSTER
BECAUSE I BROUGHT DAISIES!
388
00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:24,107
[alarm beeping]
389
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,208
YOU--YOU NEED TO LEAVE
RIGHT NOW.
390
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,376
WHAT?
IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY?
391
00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,511
ELENA, GET OUT!
392
00:14:28,544 --> 00:14:31,147
[alarm continues]
393
00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:38,488
YOU SAID YOU'D BE
TEN MINUTES.
394
00:14:38,521 --> 00:14:41,091
I COULDN'T DECIDE
ON THE CHEESE.
395
00:14:42,525 --> 00:14:43,559
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING
AN APARTMENT?
396
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,228
OR AT LEAST A STORAGE ROOM?
397
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:46,229
I'LL GET TO IT.
398
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,430
I LIKE IT HERE.
399
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:50,366
THEY HAVE VIDEO ON DEMAND.
400
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,035
I PULLED A PRACTICE TEST.
401
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,203
I HATE PRACTICE TESTS.
402
00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:54,604
HEY, I NEVER SAW
THE USUAL SUSPECTS.
403
00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:56,072
YOU WANNA CHECK IT OUT
BEFORE WE START?
404
00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:57,640
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'VE GOT THREE DAYS.
405
00:14:57,673 --> 00:14:59,175
WHY IS EVERYONE'S
FIRST ASSUMPTION
406
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:01,011
I'M GONNA FAIL
THIS STUPID TEST?
407
00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,045
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU DID.
408
00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:04,047
I WAS RECOVERING
FROM THE FLU.
409
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,281
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE
DYING FROM EBOLA.
410
00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:06,349
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN
LESS THAN A 70.
411
00:15:06,382 --> 00:15:09,519
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
EXCUSES AND DISTRACTIONS.
412
00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:11,454
WELL, IT'S A NICE MATCH
WITH YOUR CONDESCENSION
413
00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:13,023
AND SUPERIORITY.
414
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,392
ENJOY THE MOVIE.
415
00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:21,397
KEVIN SPACEY
IS KEYSER SOZE.
416
00:15:23,599 --> 00:15:25,568
[door opens and slams]
417
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:35,378
HOW IS SHE?
418
00:15:37,613 --> 00:15:39,049
WE STARTED HER
ON A BETA BLOCKER.
419
00:15:39,082 --> 00:15:41,317
IT SHOULD KEEP HER HEART RHYTHM
UNDER CONTROL.
420
00:15:41,351 --> 00:15:43,119
SHE'LL BE FINE
WHILE WE RUN MORE TESTS.
421
00:15:43,153 --> 00:15:45,221
DID YOU HEAR THAT SHE
BANNED ME FROM HER ROOM?
422
00:15:46,356 --> 00:15:47,423
I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT,
423
00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:49,659
BUT SHE'S...
424
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:53,563
OH, SHE CAN BE
SUCH A BITCH.
425
00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:55,731
SHE NEVER, EVER,
EVER LETS ANYTHING GO.
426
00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:58,768
[sighs]
427
00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,303
LOOK, TELL NADIA
428
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:03,273
SHE DOESN'T NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT SEEING ME AGAIN.
429
00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,141
I STARTED THE FIGHT.
430
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:12,115
WE NEEDED HER HEART RATE
TO RISE, SO I PROVOKED YOU.
431
00:16:14,617 --> 00:16:18,088
YOU CAN'T PLAY
WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
432
00:16:18,121 --> 00:16:20,423
MAYBE IF I EXPLAIN TO NADIA--
433
00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:21,624
NO, IT DOESN'T MATTER!
434
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:24,294
IT'S JUST ONE MORE FIGHT
FOR HER TO REMEMBER.
435
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,400
GUESS YOU'RE BOTH BITCHES.
436
00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,245
MASTERS.
437
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:47,383
SMELL HER BREATH.
438
00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:48,551
BREATHE OUT.
439
00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:52,555
AMMONIA.
440
00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:54,124
WHAT IS IT?
441
00:16:54,157 --> 00:16:56,526
I THINK YOUR KIDNEYS
ARE SHUTTING DOWN.
442
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:03,766
FAILING KIDNEYS PUTS THE HEART
BACK ON THE LIST AS A SYMPTOM.
443
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,535
MAYBE SHE WENT VEGAN BECAUSE
SHE LOST THE TASTE FOR PROTEIN.
444
00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,137
COULD BE AMYLOIDOSIS.
445
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,238
WE WOULD HAVE
SEEN A STIFF HEART
446
00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:09,372
ON THE NUCLEAR STUDY.
447
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:11,174
BUT AUTOIMMUNE
COULD ACCOUNT
448
00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:13,376
FOR MULTIPLE ORGAN SYSTEMS
AND PARALYSIS.
449
00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:14,444
THERE ARE A NUMBER
THAT'D FIT.
450
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:16,779
GUILLAIN-BARRE,
POLYMYOSITIS.
451
00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:19,115
MS, POLYARTERITIS NODOSA--
452
00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:20,650
SLE.
453
00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:22,118
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THESE?
454
00:17:22,152 --> 00:17:23,052
BECAUSE,
455
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,121
WHILE THEY'RE OFF
RUNNING ALL THESE TESTS,
456
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:26,889
YOU WILL BE SUBMITTING
THE INSURANCE FORMS.
457
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,224
THERE'S AN ENTIRE DEPARTMENT
FOR THAT.
458
00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:29,892
EXACTLY.
THE FOREMAN DEPARTMENT.
459
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,794
OF WHICH YOU ARE
THE FOREMAN, FOREMAN.
460
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,163
I KNOW YOU GOT THE TIME.
461
00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:35,131
A LITTLE WALLABY TOLD ME
THAT YOU RECENTLY
462
00:17:35,165 --> 00:17:36,899
VACATED YOUR POST
AS TAUB'S SAVIOR.
463
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,834
HE ASKED.
YOU'RE WORSE THAN MASTERS.
464
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:39,869
HOW'S THIS MY FAULT?
465
00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:40,903
HE DOESN'T NEED A TUTOR.
466
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,238
HE NEEDS RITALIN
AND A BABYSITTER.
467
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:44,307
CONSIDER THE FORMS
INCENTIVE.
468
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:45,908
TAUB DOESN'T PASS,
469
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,244
HE'LL BECOME A PERMANENT
PART OF YOUR LIFE.
470
00:17:50,713 --> 00:17:53,549
THIS ISN'T REALLY
ABOUT CUDDY, IS IT?
471
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,717
IT'S ABOUT YOU.
472
00:17:56,519 --> 00:17:59,255
YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE ME.
473
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,359
I THINK YOU CARE.
474
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,697
DON'T THINK YOU CAN
DISGUST ME
475
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,232
INTO PULLING FOREMAN
OFF YOU.
476
00:18:09,265 --> 00:18:11,334
PULSE THE PATIENT WITH STEROIDS
FOR THE AUTOIMMUNE.
477
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,369
START HER ON DIALYSIS
FOR THE KIDNEY FAILURE.
478
00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:15,905
TREAT THE TAUB WITH
INSULTS AND SMALL SLAPS
479
00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:17,573
FOR THE OBSTINACY,
480
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:20,776
AND START HIM ON STUDYING
FOR THE BRAIN FAILURE.
481
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:25,748
[cat meowing]
NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
482
00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,384
I HAVE A HAIRCUT
AT 4:00.
483
00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:29,852
I'LL BE IN THE OFFI--
484
00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:30,820
[sneezing]
485
00:18:30,853 --> 00:18:33,423
I'LL BE IN THE OFFICE
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
486
00:18:33,456 --> 00:18:35,258
[sneezes]
487
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,193
YEAH, OKAY.
488
00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:45,268
[cat meows]
489
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:48,238
[Wilson sneezing]
490
00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:49,772
AGH.
491
00:18:49,805 --> 00:18:52,275
[sniffles]
492
00:18:52,308 --> 00:18:54,377
YOU PLANTED SOMETHING
IN MY APARTMENT
493
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:56,379
TO MAKE ME THINK
I'M ALLERGIC TO SARAH.
494
00:18:56,412 --> 00:19:01,317
PARANOIA IS THE FIRST SIGN
OF TOXOPLASMA GONDII,
495
00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:03,653
THE PARASITE LINKED TO
CRAZY CAT LADY DISEASE.
496
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:04,487
I'M NOT PARANOID.
497
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,223
I'M ALLERGIC TO RAGWEED
AND DANDELION.
498
00:19:07,257 --> 00:19:08,491
I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO CATS.
499
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:09,625
YOU'RE TRYING
TO GASLIGH ME.
500
00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:10,993
MAYBE YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS
501
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,329
IS AFRAID THAT YOU'RE
GONNA DIE ALONE.
502
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:16,366
AND IT JUST COMES OUT
AS GIBBERISH AND SNEEZING.
503
00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:18,468
PROVE THAT I'M OVERREACTING.
504
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:19,735
BOYS' NIGHT OUT.
505
00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:21,003
GOOD TIME CHARLIE'S.
506
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,805
THEY JUST CHANGED
THEIR SLOGAN TO,
507
00:19:22,838 --> 00:19:25,007
"WHERE THE TRASHIEST LADIES
GET TRASHED."
508
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,310
YOU DO SEE THE HYPOCRISY
IN ALL THIS, DON'T YOU?
509
00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:29,445
UNTIL RECENTLY,
YOUR LIFESTYLE OF CHOICE
510
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:30,546
WAS SELF-EXILE.
511
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,382
BUT I NEVER HAD A CAT.
512
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,385
WHY DON'T YOU
PICK ME UP AT 8:00?
513
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,924
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
ANOTHER ROUND OF STEROIDS.
514
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:45,961
IN THE MEANTIME,
I'LL START YOUR DIALYSIS.
515
00:19:47,363 --> 00:19:51,767
SO I HEARD ELENA
MIGHT BE COMING BACK.
516
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,736
YOU THINK I WAS...
517
00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:54,937
TOO HARD ON HER?
518
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,039
WELL, WE ALL
HOLD OUR GRUDGES.
519
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,774
IT'S NOT A GRUDGE.
520
00:19:58,808 --> 00:19:59,942
IT'S COMMON SENSE.
521
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,511
IT'S SIMPLE MATH.
522
00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:04,046
SHE'S HURT ME
MORE THAN SHE'S HELPED ME.
523
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,715
MOST PEOPLE
EDIT THEIR MEMORIES.
524
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:07,016
THEY ADD SMALL LITTLE LIES
525
00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:09,385
SO THEY DON'T HAVE
TO FACE THE TRUTH.
526
00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,421
MY MEMORIES
REMAIN THE SAME.
527
00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:13,589
MY TRUTH NEVER CHANGES,
BECAUSE...
528
00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:15,858
MY TRUTH IS THE TRUTH.
529
00:20:15,891 --> 00:20:20,563
SO...NO ONE EVER
GETS FORGIVEN?
530
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,332
SOUNDS LIKE
A LONELY WAY TO LIVE.
531
00:20:22,365 --> 00:20:23,599
NO, I-I DO FORGIVE.
532
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,936
AS LONG AS THE GOOD THINGS
THEY DO...
533
00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:28,504
OUTWEIGH--
534
00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,476
I CAN'T--
I CAN'T BREATHE.
535
00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:35,311
[gasping]
536
00:20:46,889 --> 00:20:48,090
HUH.
537
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,360
WHAT?
538
00:20:50,393 --> 00:20:51,293
NOTHING, I JUST...
539
00:20:51,327 --> 00:20:53,996
ALWAYS PICTURED YOUR PLACE
WITH SHAG CARPET.
540
00:20:54,029 --> 00:20:55,965
LIKE KIND OF A...
541
00:20:55,998 --> 00:20:58,468
MOD SQUAD VIBE.
542
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,336
NOT BECAUSE OF
THE BLACK THING.
543
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,738
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU WERE MORE OF A PETE--
544
00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:04,507
YOU'RE LIMITED TO THIS ROOM
AND MARCUS'S OLD ROOM.
545
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,508
WHERE'S MARCUS?
546
00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:06,609
HE TELLS ME
HE'S WORKING
547
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:07,610
WITH OUR UNCLE
IN FLORIDA.
548
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,744
HE TELLS YOU?
549
00:21:08,778 --> 00:21:10,079
YOU DON'T LOOK AT
OR TOUCH ANYTHING
550
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:11,814
THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU,
INCLUDING FOOD.
551
00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:13,649
YOU WILL STUDY
AND YOU WILL SLEEP.
552
00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:15,385
AND YOU WILL NOT LEAVE
MY SIGHT UNTIL THE EXAM.
553
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:17,987
GREAT, I'LL BE BACK BRIGHT
AND EARLY TOMORROW, AND--
554
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,689
THIS IS NO LONGER
JUST ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.
555
00:21:19,722 --> 00:21:22,892
IT'S ABOUT MINE TOO.
556
00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:24,894
YOU FAIL,
AND I WILL KILL YOU.
557
00:21:27,863 --> 00:21:29,499
RESPIRATORY DISTRESS
MEANS WE WERE WRONG
558
00:21:29,532 --> 00:21:31,401
ABOUT AUTOIMMUNE.
559
00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:33,135
(Masters)
COULD BE PULMONARY EDEMA
FROM RENAL FAILURE.
560
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,337
[heart monitor beeping]
561
00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:39,609
PULMONARY EDEMA
DOESN'T GIVE YOU HIVES.
562
00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:41,777
YOU THINK THIS IS
AN ALLERGIC REACTION?
563
00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:43,879
IT CAN'T BE.
WE PUMPED HER FULL OF STEROIDS.
564
00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:50,920
IT CAN BE.
565
00:21:50,953 --> 00:21:52,788
IF IT WAS A REALLY,
REALLY BAD ONE.
566
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,139
I HAVE GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
567
00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:12,808
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU HAVING
568
00:22:12,842 --> 00:22:15,177
SOME AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE.
569
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,379
YOU'RE JUST ALLERGIC
TO THE DIALYSIS.
570
00:22:18,814 --> 00:22:20,416
BUT IF I CAN'T
HAVE DIALYSIS
571
00:22:20,450 --> 00:22:24,454
AND MY KIDNEYS
ARE FAILING,
572
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:28,724
WON'T THAT MEAN I'LL DIE?
573
00:22:28,758 --> 00:22:31,160
WELL, YOU FIGURED OUT
THE BAD NEWS.
574
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:34,864
WHAT DO WE DO?
575
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:36,031
WE LOOK FOR
ANOTHER CASE.
576
00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:37,433
EVEN IF YOU'RE
RIGHT ABOUT AUTOIMMUNE,
577
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:38,734
WE NOW DON'T HAVE
TIME TO PROVE IT.
578
00:22:38,768 --> 00:22:40,470
THE TRANSPLANT BOARD WILL
NEVER GIVE HER A KIDNEY.
579
00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:41,637
MAYBE WE COULD
GO AROUND THEM,
580
00:22:41,671 --> 00:22:43,105
GET A--GET A RELATIVE
TO DONATE.
581
00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:44,139
WHICH RELATIVE?
582
00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:45,007
THE SISTER
WHO WALKED AWAY
583
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,776
AND TOLD YOU SHE WAS
NEVER COMING BACK?
584
00:22:46,809 --> 00:22:47,677
WE CAUSED THIS,
YOU KNOW.
585
00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:49,545
THEY WERE ESTRANGED,
BUT WE MADE IT WORSE.
586
00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:50,646
THAT RELATIONSHIP
WAS BROKEN
587
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,848
LONG BEFORE
WE GOT THERE.
588
00:22:52,882 --> 00:22:54,784
NADIA LITERALLY
KEEPS SCORE.
589
00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:56,886
SHE TALLIES EVERYTHING.
590
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,088
SHE DECIDED ELENA'S DONE MORE
BAD THINGS TO HER THAN GOOD,
591
00:22:59,121 --> 00:23:00,956
DOESN'T DESERVE
HER AFFECTION.
592
00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:02,424
I'M SURE SHE'S RIGHT.
593
00:23:05,895 --> 00:23:07,697
UNLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
IN THE WORLD,
594
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:08,831
HER MEMORY SEEMS
TO LET HER KEEP
595
00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:12,101
A PURE AND OBJECTIVE VIEW
OF PEOPLE AND RELATIONSHIPS.
596
00:23:12,134 --> 00:23:13,936
THERE'S NO PETTY
EMOTIONS OR AGENDAS
597
00:23:13,969 --> 00:23:14,837
FOGGING THE WINDSHIELD.
598
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:15,871
WHY IS THAT SO WRONG?
599
00:23:15,905 --> 00:23:17,807
'CAUSE IT'S
MAKING HER DIE ALONE
600
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,974
OF KIDNEY FAILURE
IN ROOM 205?
601
00:23:19,008 --> 00:23:20,042
NOT NECESSARILY.
602
00:23:20,075 --> 00:23:21,644
NADIA'S SISTER'S
NOT LIKE HER.
603
00:23:21,677 --> 00:23:23,779
I'M SURE SHE'S GOT PLENTY
OF SUBJECTIVE EMOTIONS
604
00:23:23,813 --> 00:23:24,847
WE CAN EXPLOIT.
605
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,248
WHY DON'T YOU GO
CHANNEL YOUR GUILT,
606
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,883
SEE IF YOU CAN GET HER
TO COUGH UP A KIDNEY?
607
00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:29,719
ME?
608
00:23:29,752 --> 00:23:30,786
I'M NOT GOOD
AT THAT TYPE OF THING.
609
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:31,821
SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD GO.
610
00:23:31,854 --> 00:23:34,490
SOMEONE ELSE
DIDN'T SCREW THIS UP.
611
00:23:34,524 --> 00:23:35,791
I DIDN'T!
612
00:23:35,825 --> 00:23:37,727
YOU WERE JUST
OBEYING ORDERS, RIGHT?
613
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,529
GO FIX THIS.
614
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:41,697
WHA--
615
00:23:46,669 --> 00:23:48,971
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO MAKE YOU HATE HER.
616
00:23:49,004 --> 00:23:52,775
AND...NOW THAT HER
KIDNEYS HAVE FAILED, I--
617
00:23:54,243 --> 00:23:57,947
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BOOK
AND EQUATIONS PERSON.
618
00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:00,750
PEOPLE ARE PROBLEMATIC.
619
00:24:00,783 --> 00:24:04,554
AND...RANDOM AND MESSY.
620
00:24:04,587 --> 00:24:07,723
UM, AND WITH SISTERS...
621
00:24:07,757 --> 00:24:09,525
I MEAN, I HAD A COUSIN
622
00:24:09,559 --> 00:24:10,993
WHO I WAS CLOSE TO,
623
00:24:11,026 --> 00:24:12,562
AND WHEN OUR
MENSTRUAL CYCLES SYNCED,
624
00:24:12,595 --> 00:24:14,930
IT WAS LIKE
GLADIATOR SCHOOL--
625
00:24:14,964 --> 00:24:17,700
DO YOU WANT ME TO DONATE
A KIDNEY TO MY SISTER?
626
00:24:18,934 --> 00:24:19,935
YES.
627
00:24:22,738 --> 00:24:23,739
OKAY.
628
00:24:23,773 --> 00:24:26,008
REALLY?
629
00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:29,879
IT MIGHT NOT FIX
YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
630
00:24:29,912 --> 00:24:31,213
UH, PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
HAVE SAID THAT.
631
00:24:31,246 --> 00:24:32,948
(Foreman)
YOUR LEFT, ON YOUR LEFT.
632
00:24:32,982 --> 00:24:34,049
(Taub)
STOP WHINING ALREADY.
633
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,951
I WAS GETTING A SNIPER.
634
00:24:35,985 --> 00:24:37,186
FIVE MINUTES LEFT
IN THE BREAK.
635
00:24:37,219 --> 00:24:39,855
BUT THE NEXT LEVEL'S
JUST PAST THE COOLING TANKS.
636
00:24:39,889 --> 00:24:40,856
THAT WAS THE DEAL.
637
00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:42,091
WE TAKE THIS BREAK,
YOU DO A PRACTICE TEST.
638
00:24:42,124 --> 00:24:43,893
[laser blasts]
639
00:24:43,926 --> 00:24:47,663
[electronic screeching]
640
00:24:47,697 --> 00:24:50,933
I-I DIDN'T
HAVE THE FLU.
641
00:24:50,966 --> 00:24:53,569
I JUST...CHOKED.
642
00:24:53,603 --> 00:24:57,006
[electronic screeching,
laser blasts]
643
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,609
[game shuts off]
644
00:24:59,642 --> 00:25:02,011
YOU MAKE LIFE AND DEATH
DECISIONS
645
00:25:02,044 --> 00:25:03,846
EVERY DAY.
646
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:05,280
YOU WORK FOR HOUSE.
647
00:25:05,314 --> 00:25:07,750
YOU'RE UNDER CONSTANT PRESSURE,
AND YOU NEVER CHOKE.
648
00:25:09,151 --> 00:25:10,352
I GOT A PERFECT SCORE
649
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,623
ON MY FIRST
PATHOLOGY BOARDS.
650
00:25:13,656 --> 00:25:16,926
I KEPT THINKING,
"WHATEVER MY SCORE IS NOW,
651
00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:20,029
"IT'S GOING TO BE A MEASURE
OF THE DISTANCE
652
00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:23,365
BETWEEN ME AND THE MAN
I USED TO BE."
653
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,601
YOU GOTTA STOP
PSYCHING YOURSELF OUT.
654
00:25:25,635 --> 00:25:27,036
WELL, THE LAST TEST
655
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:30,606
WAS BEFORE I LOST MY WIFE
AND MY HOME,
656
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,809
SO I'M SURE THE NEXT ONE
WILL GO MUCH BETTER.
657
00:25:45,254 --> 00:25:48,023
[laser blasts]
658
00:25:48,057 --> 00:25:50,225
SOMETIMES, I WAKE UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
659
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:52,361
AND I CAN'T SLEEP
FOR HOURS
660
00:25:52,394 --> 00:25:54,864
'CAUSE I'M WORRIED I GOT
THE DIAGNOSIS WRONG.
661
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,035
THESE THINGS WORK OUT.
662
00:26:08,911 --> 00:26:11,981
WE FOUND A DONOR.
663
00:26:12,014 --> 00:26:13,983
IT'S YOUR SISTER.
664
00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:16,886
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
665
00:26:50,052 --> 00:26:53,288
NADIA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
666
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:55,057
YOU'RE COMING OUT
OF YOUR ANESTHESIA.
667
00:26:55,090 --> 00:26:57,059
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL
A BIT GROGGY.
668
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:00,262
YOU DID GREAT.
669
00:27:00,295 --> 00:27:02,832
EVERYTHING'S LOOKING GOOD.
670
00:27:02,865 --> 00:27:04,199
NADIA, COME ON NOW.
671
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,334
OPEN YOUR EYES.
672
00:27:08,137 --> 00:27:09,138
[alarm beeping]
673
00:27:09,171 --> 00:27:11,106
THREE MILLIGRAMS
OF LORAZEPAM,
674
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:12,307
AND I'M GOING
TO NEED SUCTION.
675
00:27:13,809 --> 00:27:15,811
[rapid beeping]
676
00:27:19,081 --> 00:27:20,750
SEIZURES MEAN THE STEROIDS
AREN'T WORKING.
677
00:27:20,783 --> 00:27:21,784
AND WE GOT
THE TESTS BACK.
678
00:27:21,817 --> 00:27:23,385
WE WERE WRONG.
IT'S NOT AUTOIMMUNE.
679
00:27:23,418 --> 00:27:25,020
COULD BE ACUTE PORPHYRIA.
680
00:27:25,054 --> 00:27:26,856
NO ABDOMINAL PAIN.
681
00:27:26,889 --> 00:27:29,892
DID THE PATIENT
THANK HER SISTER?
682
00:27:29,925 --> 00:27:31,827
NO.
683
00:27:31,861 --> 00:27:32,828
NOT YET, AT LEAST.
684
00:27:32,862 --> 00:27:34,096
SEE IF SHE WILL.
685
00:27:34,129 --> 00:27:35,097
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO FIND OUT?
686
00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:36,331
IF SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.
687
00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:39,334
SHE CLAIMS SHE OBJECTIVELY
SEES REALITY.
688
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:40,903
WEIGHING THE GOOD
AND BAD IN PEOPLE.
689
00:27:40,936 --> 00:27:42,237
IF THAT'S TRUE,
690
00:27:42,271 --> 00:27:43,472
I DON'T CARE
HOW MANY TIMES HER SISTER
691
00:27:43,505 --> 00:27:45,407
BORROWED HER SCRUNCHIE
WITHOUT ASKING,
692
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,777
A FREE KIDNEY OUGHT
TO TRUMP ALL THE BAD STUFF.
693
00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:48,744
AND IF IT DOESN'T?
694
00:27:48,778 --> 00:27:51,313
THAT MEANS SHE SUCKS,
LIKE THE REST OF US.
695
00:27:51,346 --> 00:27:52,815
WE HAVEN'T CONSIDERED
HER BLOOD.
696
00:27:52,848 --> 00:27:55,150
CLOTS COULD HIT HER LEG,
HEART, KIDNEY, AND BRAIN.
697
00:27:55,184 --> 00:27:56,318
FACTOR V LEIDEN.
698
00:27:56,351 --> 00:27:58,487
EASIEST TO TREAT,
IF WE'RE RIGHT.
699
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,155
START HER ON HEPARIN.
[clatter]
700
00:28:00,189 --> 00:28:02,191
AND ASK FOR THE THANK-YOU.
701
00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:07,262
HOW'D I DO?
702
00:28:07,296 --> 00:28:08,864
GREAT.
703
00:28:08,898 --> 00:28:10,232
GREAT?
704
00:28:10,265 --> 00:28:11,366
HOW GREAT?
705
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,367
HOW MANY DID I MISS?
706
00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:13,435
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE NUMBERS.
707
00:28:13,468 --> 00:28:14,436
DON'T...
708
00:28:14,469 --> 00:28:16,105
54%?
709
00:28:16,138 --> 00:28:17,506
TH-THEY MAKE
THE PRACTICE TESTS
710
00:28:17,539 --> 00:28:18,540
HARDER THAN
THE ACTUAL EXAM.
711
00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:21,010
OH, MY GOD, NOW I'M CHOKING
IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
712
00:28:21,043 --> 00:28:22,511
THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
713
00:28:22,544 --> 00:28:23,846
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
714
00:28:23,879 --> 00:28:24,880
I FOUND THE GUY.
715
00:28:24,914 --> 00:28:27,516
HE CAN SELL ME A COPY
OF THE TEST.
716
00:28:27,549 --> 00:28:28,918
I KNOW IT'S CHEATING,
717
00:28:28,951 --> 00:28:31,186
AND I SUCK AS A PERSON.
718
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,889
BUT...THE TEST
IS TOMORROW MORNING.
719
00:28:33,923 --> 00:28:36,225
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CHEATING.
IT'S ABOUT YOUR CONFIDENCE.
720
00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:39,561
YOU STEAL THAT TEST,
AND YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK.
721
00:28:39,594 --> 00:28:40,462
I CAN'T HANDLE
722
00:28:40,495 --> 00:28:42,998
FAILING AT ONE MORE THING
IN MY LIFE.
723
00:28:44,934 --> 00:28:47,069
YOU'RE A GOOD DOCTOR.
724
00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:48,403
I'VE SEEN WHAT
YOU'RE CAPABLE OF.
725
00:28:48,437 --> 00:28:50,339
YOU'RE FAST, YOU'RE DECISIVE,
AND YOU'RE BOLD.
726
00:28:50,372 --> 00:28:52,341
AND THOSE ARE NOT
THE QUALITIES OF SOMEONE
727
00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:53,976
WHO NEEDS TO STEAL A TEST.
728
00:28:54,009 --> 00:28:55,911
THERE'S NOTHING ON IT
THAT YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
729
00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:58,180
YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW
THAT YOU KNOW IT.
730
00:28:58,213 --> 00:28:59,314
KEEP TALKING.
731
00:28:59,348 --> 00:29:01,884
WE NEED YOU ON THE TEAM.
732
00:29:01,917 --> 00:29:04,219
SO WE'RE GONNA SIT HERE
AND TAKE ANOTHER PRACTICE TEST
733
00:29:04,253 --> 00:29:05,287
AND WE'RE GONNA
KEEP TAKING THEM
734
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,322
UNTIL YOU'VE
KICKED ITS ASS!
735
00:29:07,356 --> 00:29:10,359
YOU CAN DO THIS!
YOU FEEL ME?
736
00:29:10,392 --> 00:29:11,861
[hoarse]
YEAH.
737
00:29:32,982 --> 00:29:35,217
I FEEL LIKE WE JUST
BURIED A HOOKER IN THE DESERT.
738
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,518
THERE'LL DEFINITELY
BE ANOTHER TIME
739
00:29:36,551 --> 00:29:38,253
TO RISE UP
AND TURN THINGS AROUND.
740
00:29:38,287 --> 00:29:39,321
YOU'LL COME BACK FROM IT.
741
00:29:39,354 --> 00:29:41,056
NEXT TIME.
742
00:29:48,898 --> 00:29:51,901
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
743
00:29:51,934 --> 00:29:54,870
[raspy]
N-NOT ANY BETTER.
744
00:29:54,904 --> 00:29:58,173
IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME
FOR THE CLOTS TO RESOLVE.
745
00:29:58,207 --> 00:30:01,510
YOUR SISTER'S
RECOVERING WELL.
746
00:30:01,543 --> 00:30:05,080
IF YOU'RE REALLY ADDING UP
THE GOOD AND BAD...
747
00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:11,020
[whispers]
CAN I SEE HER?
748
00:30:13,923 --> 00:30:15,224
(House)
TOO FAT.
749
00:30:15,257 --> 00:30:17,059
TOO THIN.
750
00:30:17,092 --> 00:30:18,493
TOO DESPERATE.
751
00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:20,462
NOT DESPERATE ENOUGH.
752
00:30:20,495 --> 00:30:23,132
COME ON, YOU CAN
INSULT THEM TOO.
753
00:30:23,165 --> 00:30:25,434
I'D RATHER NOT.
754
00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:26,936
IF YOU OBJECTIFY THEM NOW,
755
00:30:26,969 --> 00:30:28,670
YOU'LL FEEL MORE
COMFORTABLE WHEN YOU...
756
00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:31,941
TIE THEM TO A TABLE
IN YOUR BASEMENT LATER.
757
00:30:31,974 --> 00:30:34,276
OR WHATEVER.
758
00:30:34,309 --> 00:30:36,111
OKAY.
759
00:30:36,145 --> 00:30:37,579
UM...
760
00:30:37,612 --> 00:30:39,281
TOO ARMPIT FATTY.
761
00:30:39,314 --> 00:30:42,617
(House)
WHOA! TOO HOT.
762
00:30:42,651 --> 00:30:44,053
(Wilson)
I ACTUALLY KNOW HER.
763
00:30:44,086 --> 00:30:46,255
SHE'S THE NEW BARISTA
AT MY COFFEE SHOP.
764
00:30:46,288 --> 00:30:47,589
SHE'S GETTING HER MASTERS
IN FINANCE.
765
00:30:47,622 --> 00:30:48,958
(House)
BRAINS AND BOOBS.
766
00:30:48,991 --> 00:30:49,992
THE MOTHER LODE.
767
00:30:50,025 --> 00:30:52,027
TOTAL MORON
AS A BARISTA, THOUGH.
768
00:30:52,061 --> 00:30:53,095
EVERY DRINK I ORDER
769
00:30:53,128 --> 00:30:54,229
ENDS UP WITH
WHIPPED CREAM ON IT.
770
00:30:54,263 --> 00:30:56,065
EVEN WHEN I SAY NO WHIP.
771
00:30:56,098 --> 00:31:01,170
GIRLFRIEND, THAT MEANS
SHE'S INTO YOU.
772
00:31:01,203 --> 00:31:02,637
OKAY.
773
00:31:02,671 --> 00:31:04,606
[The Constellations'
Felicia plays]
774
00:31:04,639 --> 00:31:08,110
* SO SEXY WHEN YOU'RE
WORKING ON YOUR KNEES, GIRL *
775
00:31:08,143 --> 00:31:11,146
* I'M OUT OF MY HEAD
776
00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:13,515
HI, THERE.
WILSON. JAMES WILSON.
777
00:31:13,548 --> 00:31:15,117
I'M A DOCTOR.
778
00:31:15,150 --> 00:31:15,917
I'M HOPING THAT'S
ENOUGH TO CLOSE,
779
00:31:15,951 --> 00:31:18,053
BECAUSE I'M ALSO
A SOCIAL MORON.
780
00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:19,454
AND I HAVE A CAT.
781
00:31:19,488 --> 00:31:21,123
*
782
00:31:21,156 --> 00:31:22,724
* SO SICK,
THE WAY YOU'RE TRICKIN' *
783
00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:25,094
* LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
784
00:31:25,127 --> 00:31:28,263
* ASKING DADDY FOR A LOLLIPOP,
SHAKING MY WORLD *
785
00:31:28,297 --> 00:31:31,200
* SHE'S THE QUEEN
OF THE SERPENT *
786
00:31:31,233 --> 00:31:32,501
SHE SAID MY COFFEE
787
00:31:32,534 --> 00:31:34,069
IS NOT THE ONLY THING
788
00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:36,638
SHE'D LIKE TO PUT
WHIPPED CREAM ON.
789
00:31:36,671 --> 00:31:38,373
YEAH, BUT IS SHE INTERESTED?
790
00:31:38,407 --> 00:31:39,674
[gasps]
791
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,310
* THE TRAIN IS COMING
TO THE STATION *
792
00:31:41,343 --> 00:31:43,112
* BUT IT'S OFF THE TRACK
793
00:31:43,145 --> 00:31:45,114
* OH, FELICIA
794
00:31:45,147 --> 00:31:48,683
* BABE, I THINK
I REALLY, REALLY NEED YA *
795
00:31:48,717 --> 00:31:51,086
* SO SEXY WHEN YOU'RE
WORKING ON YOUR KNEES, GIRL *
796
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,187
BARTENDER!
797
00:31:52,221 --> 00:31:54,123
CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE!
798
00:31:54,156 --> 00:31:58,127
[cheers and applause]
799
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,761
* FELICIA
800
00:31:59,794 --> 00:32:03,565
* BABE, I THINK
I REALLY, REALLY NEED YA *
801
00:32:07,502 --> 00:32:09,204
HI.
802
00:32:09,238 --> 00:32:12,274
HI.
803
00:32:12,307 --> 00:32:15,010
THANK YOU.
804
00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:16,411
FOR SAVING MY LIFE.
805
00:32:16,445 --> 00:32:18,613
I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW.
806
00:32:22,751 --> 00:32:24,686
I WAS THINKING
ABOUT THOSE TIMES
807
00:32:24,719 --> 00:32:27,289
WE WENT UP TO SPOFFORD LAKE
IN THE SUMMER.
808
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,758
[chuckles]
809
00:32:29,791 --> 00:32:31,026
WHENEVER WE TOOK OUT
THE CANOE,
810
00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:33,162
YOU'D TIE UP
MY LIFE VEST FOR ME.
811
00:32:33,195 --> 00:32:36,165
IN THE AFTERNOON,
SNEAK ME INTO THE LODGE
812
00:32:36,198 --> 00:32:37,632
SO WE COULD STEAL POPSICLES.
813
00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:40,769
[chuckles]
814
00:32:40,802 --> 00:32:43,772
MAYBE WE COULD GO BACK.
815
00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:46,808
I COULD DRIVE US UP THERE.
WE COULD GET A CABIN AND--
816
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:50,779
[giggling]
AND MAYBE RENT A CANOE.
817
00:32:50,812 --> 00:32:52,514
OH, WOW, I HAVEN'T...
818
00:32:52,547 --> 00:32:54,249
THOUGHT OF SPOFFORD IN...
819
00:32:56,551 --> 00:32:57,586
NADIA...
820
00:32:57,619 --> 00:33:00,555
ARE YOU OKAY?
821
00:33:00,589 --> 00:33:03,458
ELENA, I'M SORRY!
I CAN'T DO THIS!
822
00:33:17,739 --> 00:33:18,807
CAN YOU STOP?
823
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,609
JUST STOP PUSHING ME
FOR A MINUTE.
824
00:33:26,115 --> 00:33:28,083
I UNDERSTAND NOW
825
00:33:28,117 --> 00:33:30,119
WHY YOU STUCK YOURSELF
IN THAT DINER,
826
00:33:30,152 --> 00:33:33,155
AWAY FROM FRIENDS,
AWAY FROM FAMILY.
827
00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:38,160
YOU CAN'T FORGIVE ANYONE.
828
00:33:38,193 --> 00:33:40,095
I DON'T THINK
YOU WEIGH ANYTHING.
829
00:33:40,129 --> 00:33:41,696
I THINK YOU'RE LIKE
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
830
00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:44,133
YOU FOCUS ON
THE BAD MEMORIES
831
00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:46,368
INSTEAD OF THE GOOD.
832
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:49,338
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
833
00:33:52,707 --> 00:33:55,644
NADIA, PUT YOUR HAND
IN YOUR LAP FOR A MOMENT.
834
00:33:59,214 --> 00:34:01,450
I'M NOT DOING THAT.
I KNOW.
835
00:34:01,483 --> 00:34:04,186
IT'S AN INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENT
CALLED CHOREIA.
836
00:34:04,219 --> 00:34:05,787
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
837
00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:08,390
IT MEANS WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
838
00:34:12,361 --> 00:34:14,363
[ball thudding]
839
00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:21,570
THANK YOU.
840
00:34:24,339 --> 00:34:28,410
DO YOU KNOW IF THAT...
O.R. NURSE THAT WILSON LIKED
841
00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:30,512
EVER BROKE UP
WITH HER BOYFRIEND?
842
00:34:30,545 --> 00:34:32,414
I THOUGHT YOUR WILSON FETISH
WAS OVER.
843
00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:34,316
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER
A SECOND STRING
844
00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:35,650
IN CASE THINGS
DON'T GO WELL
845
00:34:35,684 --> 00:34:37,319
WITH THE WELL-BREASTED
BARISTA.
846
00:34:37,352 --> 00:34:39,388
YOU'VE GOTTA
LET THAT GUY ALONE.
847
00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:42,324
HE'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE ALONE.
848
00:34:42,357 --> 00:34:43,492
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
849
00:34:43,525 --> 00:34:44,726
YOU FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE
850
00:34:44,759 --> 00:34:48,330
WILSON'S THE ONE
THAT'S ALONE AND NOT YOU?
851
00:34:48,363 --> 00:34:50,265
YOU STILL DON'T THINK
YOU DESERVE THIS.
852
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,368
HAVE YOU MET ME?
853
00:34:53,402 --> 00:34:56,938
YOUR HAPPINESS
DOESN'T TAKE HIS AWAY.
854
00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:58,907
IT'S OKAY TO ENJOY IT.
[cell phone ringing]
855
00:35:05,314 --> 00:35:06,215
YEAH.
856
00:35:06,248 --> 00:35:08,350
CHOREIA. RULES OUT
THE CLOTTING DISORDER.
857
00:35:08,383 --> 00:35:09,618
MEANS WE'RE BACK
TO SQUARE ONE.
858
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:10,785
IF IT'S HIT
HER BRAIN,
859
00:35:10,819 --> 00:35:12,254
THAT COULD MEAN
SHE DOESN'T HAVE LONG.
860
00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:13,955
SO THEN THE QUESTION BECOMES,
861
00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,624
WILL THE SISTER
SHOW UP AT THE FUNERAL?
862
00:35:15,657 --> 00:35:17,392
SHE TRIED TO RECONCILE,
863
00:35:17,426 --> 00:35:19,728
BUT THE BAD MEMORIES CROWDED OUT
THE GOOD, AND SHE RAN.
864
00:35:19,761 --> 00:35:20,795
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
865
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:22,531
WHAT ELSE?
866
00:35:24,533 --> 00:35:27,469
COME ON, THE WOMAN HAS
ALL THE INFORMATION WE NEED.
867
00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:29,938
SHE'S A BOTTOMLESS
DIAGNOSTIC LIBRARY.
868
00:35:29,971 --> 00:35:32,307
MAYBE WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING
FROM THE APARTMENT.
869
00:35:32,341 --> 00:35:33,442
SOME LIFESTYLE THING.
870
00:35:33,475 --> 00:35:34,709
YEAH, IT'S ALL
MUSCLE STRAIN
871
00:35:34,743 --> 00:35:36,811
FROM DOING HER HUNDREDS
OF JIGSAW PUZZLES.
872
00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,447
WE SHOULD DO
ANOTHER MRI.
873
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,448
A BRAIN HEMORRHAGE WOULD--
874
00:35:39,481 --> 00:35:41,483
HEY.
875
00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:42,484
HOW MANY PUZZLES?
876
00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:44,353
OKAY, I WAS EXAGGERATING.
877
00:35:44,386 --> 00:35:45,487
DOZENS.
878
00:35:47,889 --> 00:35:49,524
DO A PERIPHERAL BLOOD SMEAR.
879
00:35:49,558 --> 00:35:50,625
LOOK FOR ACANTHOCYTES.
880
00:35:50,659 --> 00:35:51,993
I'LL BE RIGHT IN.
881
00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:57,799
REMEMBER ME?
882
00:35:57,832 --> 00:35:59,701
JUST KIDDING.
883
00:35:59,734 --> 00:36:02,937
SO...JIGSAW PUZZLES.
884
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,975
UM, I FIND THEM CALMING.
885
00:36:07,008 --> 00:36:09,244
(House)
YOU EVER LEFT ONE UNFINISHED?
886
00:36:09,278 --> 00:36:12,013
NO, THAT WOULD
DRIVE ME CRAZY.
887
00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:13,948
SPEAKING OF...
888
00:36:20,722 --> 00:36:21,890
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THAT?
889
00:36:21,923 --> 00:36:24,025
MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS,
WHY ARE YOU?
890
00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:25,294
IT'S JUST A HABIT.
891
00:36:25,327 --> 00:36:27,362
IT'S A HABIT
THAT COMPELS YOU
892
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:30,031
IN AN OBSESSIVE WAY
893
00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:31,966
THAT'S SO BAD,
IT'S A DISORDER.
894
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,535
I DON'T HAVE OCD.
895
00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:34,636
EACH BRAIN WITH OCD
896
00:36:34,669 --> 00:36:36,338
HAS ITS OWN WAY
OF FILTERING IT.
897
00:36:36,371 --> 00:36:37,639
SOME PEOPLE
WASH THEIR HANDS
898
00:36:37,672 --> 00:36:39,007
AND HOARD TV GUIDES.
899
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,511
YOU DO PUZZLES
AND HOARD MEMORIES.
900
00:36:42,544 --> 00:36:46,315
SO WHAT WE THOUGHT
WAS A GIFT...
901
00:36:46,348 --> 00:36:51,553
IS JUST YOU LITERALLY
OBSESSING OVER YOUR OWN LIFE.
902
00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:53,355
THAT'S WHY I CAN'T
STOP THE MEMORIES,
903
00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:54,956
EVEN WHEN I TRY.
904
00:36:57,025 --> 00:36:58,627
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE?
905
00:36:58,660 --> 00:36:59,794
MY KIDNEYS?
906
00:36:59,828 --> 00:37:02,063
MEMORY WAS JUST
A SYMPTOM OF A SYMPTOM
907
00:37:02,096 --> 00:37:04,366
OF A LARGER DISEASE.
908
00:37:04,399 --> 00:37:05,534
YOU HAVE MCLEOD SYNDROME.
909
00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:06,935
IT'S A RARE
GENETIC DISORDER
910
00:37:06,968 --> 00:37:09,938
THAT AFFECTS
THE NERVOUS SYSTEM, THE BLOOD.
911
00:37:09,971 --> 00:37:14,008
AND CAN CAUSE...
912
00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:16,711
OCD.
913
00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:19,914
AM I GONNA DIE?
914
00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:21,916
IT CAN'T BE CURED.
915
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:26,321
BUT YOUR VARIOUS SYMPTOMS
CAN BE MANAGED WITH MEDICATION.
916
00:37:30,058 --> 00:37:31,025
BEST-CASE SCENARIO,
917
00:37:31,059 --> 00:37:32,527
YOU CAN LIVE
ANOTHER 20 YEARS.
918
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:40,669
IF IT'S ANY SOLACE,
919
00:37:40,702 --> 00:37:43,037
EVERYBODY DIES ALONE.
920
00:37:48,076 --> 00:37:49,611
IT PROBABLY ISN'T.
921
00:37:57,952 --> 00:38:00,121
HOW'D IT GO?
922
00:38:00,154 --> 00:38:01,490
WELL, IT'S HARD TO CHOKE
923
00:38:01,523 --> 00:38:04,025
WHEN YOU HAVE
ALL THE ANSWERS.
924
00:38:04,058 --> 00:38:05,093
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
925
00:38:05,126 --> 00:38:07,095
IT'S BETTER TO SUCK
AT TAKING ONE TEST
926
00:38:07,128 --> 00:38:10,064
THAN TO SUCK AT
SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES.
927
00:38:10,098 --> 00:38:11,633
WOW.
928
00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:13,635
(Taub)
UH, RACHEL THOUGHT
IT WAS TOO BIG,
929
00:38:13,668 --> 00:38:15,003
AND I CAN'T KEEP IT
IN MY HOTEL ROOM.
930
00:38:15,036 --> 00:38:17,138
YOU'RE GIVING IT TO ME?
931
00:38:17,171 --> 00:38:18,540
I COULDN'T
STAND THE THOUGHT
932
00:38:18,573 --> 00:38:20,642
OF YOU HAVING COMPANY OVER
933
00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:21,876
WITH THAT OTHER TV.
934
00:38:21,910 --> 00:38:23,412
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
935
00:38:25,647 --> 00:38:26,648
THANKS.
936
00:38:28,049 --> 00:38:30,952
THANK YOU.
937
00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:38,960
HEY, LOOK, UM...
938
00:38:38,993 --> 00:38:40,795
I HAVE THE ROOM.
939
00:38:40,829 --> 00:38:42,564
YOU COULD STAY,
IF YOU WANTED TO.
940
00:38:42,597 --> 00:38:44,966
JUST UNTIL YOU
FIND YOUR NEW PLACE.
941
00:38:44,999 --> 00:38:47,736
WHO ELSE AM I GONNA PLAY
SAVAGESKATE WITH?
942
00:38:47,769 --> 00:38:51,473
WE COULD DO THAT ONLINE
FROM SEPARATE HOUSES.
943
00:38:51,506 --> 00:38:52,841
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
944
00:38:53,942 --> 00:38:55,444
OKAY.
945
00:39:03,452 --> 00:39:04,586
HOW YOU FEELING?
946
00:39:04,619 --> 00:39:07,556
[sighs]
MUCH BETTER.
947
00:39:07,589 --> 00:39:10,692
I DON'T BELIEVE
WHAT HOUSE SAID.
948
00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:14,729
I'M NOT SURE EVEN HOUSE
BELIEVES IT ANYMORE.
949
00:39:14,763 --> 00:39:17,165
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T
HAVE A CHOICE
950
00:39:17,198 --> 00:39:19,601
TO BE THE WAY YOU ARE.
951
00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:21,436
NOW YOU DO.
952
00:39:21,470 --> 00:39:23,037
THESE ARE SSRIs.
953
00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:25,640
THEY'VE BEEN EFFECTIVE
IN TREATING OCD.
954
00:39:25,674 --> 00:39:27,175
YOU MEAN LOSE MY MEMORY?
955
00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:28,543
NOT LOSE IT ENTIRELY.
956
00:39:28,577 --> 00:39:30,545
IT'LL JUST BECOME
MORE LIKE ANYONE ELSE'S.
957
00:39:33,147 --> 00:39:36,551
MY MEMORY...
958
00:39:36,585 --> 00:39:37,952
IS THE ONLY THING
959
00:39:37,986 --> 00:39:41,556
THAT HAS EVER
MADE ME SPECIAL.
960
00:39:42,691 --> 00:39:44,926
MAYBE SO.
961
00:39:44,959 --> 00:39:48,530
BUT IF YOU WANT
TO BE SPECIAL...
962
00:39:48,563 --> 00:39:51,666
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BE ALONE.
963
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:11,720
OHH!
964
00:40:21,996 --> 00:40:23,197
OHH!
965
00:40:28,069 --> 00:40:29,070
HEY.
AAH!
966
00:40:30,304 --> 00:40:32,006
THOSE ARE FOR SARAH.
967
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,842
ARE THEY POISONED?
968
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:35,777
POI--
969
00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:37,846
YOU AND YOUR PARANOIA.
970
00:40:37,879 --> 00:40:39,781
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
971
00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:41,550
[grunting]
972
00:40:42,917 --> 00:40:44,719
I REALLY SHOULD FIND
A BETTER PLACE
973
00:40:44,753 --> 00:40:47,556
TO STORE MY RAGWEED.
974
00:40:47,589 --> 00:40:48,657
IT'S A VERY NICE GESTURE,
975
00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,191
BUT IT'S STILL
IN THE APARTMENT.
976
00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:09,711
SO...I WANNA HEAR
977
00:41:09,744 --> 00:41:12,681
ALL THE DIRTY,
DAIRY-SPECIFIC DETAILS
978
00:41:12,714 --> 00:41:14,849
OF YOUR NIGHT
WITH JAVA THE SLUT.
979
00:41:14,883 --> 00:41:16,718
ALL RIGHT.
980
00:41:16,751 --> 00:41:18,753
FIRST OF ALL,
981
00:41:18,787 --> 00:41:19,754
ALL REAL.
982
00:41:19,788 --> 00:41:21,623
SECOND...
983
00:41:21,656 --> 00:41:24,125
A TRUE CONNOISSEUR
984
00:41:24,158 --> 00:41:26,761
OF THE DARK ARTS OF...
985
00:41:29,864 --> 00:41:30,765
I FLAKED.
986
00:41:30,799 --> 00:41:33,101
I WALKED HER TO HER CAR
AND SAID GOOD NIGHT.
987
00:41:33,134 --> 00:41:35,737
I WILL GET BACK INTO IT, I--
988
00:41:35,770 --> 00:41:38,306
YOU JUST NEED TO GIVE ME
A LITTLE MORE TIME.
989
00:41:44,646 --> 00:41:47,248
I'LL GIVE YOU TEN DAYS.
990
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:53,822
FINE.
991
00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:59,928
[cat screeching]
992
00:41:59,961 --> 00:42:01,029
OOH.
993
00:42:01,062 --> 00:42:04,032
[Wilco's
How to Fight Loneliness]
994
00:42:04,065 --> 00:42:11,940
*
995
00:42:11,973 --> 00:42:15,677
* HOW DO YOU FIGHT
LONELINESS *
996
00:42:15,710 --> 00:42:19,881
*
997
00:42:19,914 --> 00:42:22,851
* SMILE ALL THE TIME
998
00:42:22,884 --> 00:42:27,689
*
999
00:42:27,722 --> 00:42:31,025
* SHINE YOUR TEETH
TILL MEANINGLESS *
1000
00:42:31,059 --> 00:42:35,630
*
1001
00:42:35,664 --> 00:42:38,667
* AND SHARPEN THEM WITH LIES
1002
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:42,771
*
1003
00:42:42,804 --> 00:42:46,374
* AND WHATEVER'S GOING DOWN
1004
00:42:46,407 --> 00:42:50,745
*
1005
00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:54,983
* WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND
1006
00:42:55,016 --> 00:42:58,352
* THAT'S HOW YOU
FIGHT LONELINESS *
1007
00:42:58,386 --> 00:43:02,791
*
1008
00:43:02,824 --> 00:43:05,694
* YOU LAUGH AT EVERY JOKE
1009
00:43:05,727 --> 00:43:10,732
*
1010
00:43:10,765 --> 00:43:14,235
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