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Donald Trump has been a constant critic
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Donald Trump has been a constant critic
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Donald Trump has been a constant critic
of government spending.
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of government spending.
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of government spending.
>> We're bloated, we're sloppy.
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>> We're bloated, we're sloppy.
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>> We're bloated, we're sloppy.
>> So, he enlisted Elon Musk to remove the
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>> So, he enlisted Elon Musk to remove the
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>> So, he enlisted Elon Musk to remove the
bureaucratic con artists wasting our
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bureaucratic con artists wasting our
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bureaucratic con artists wasting our
money.
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A year ago, I confronted these alleged
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A year ago, I confronted these alleged
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A year ago, I confronted these alleged
fraudsters fired by [music] DOJ, and
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fraudsters fired by [music] DOJ, and
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fraudsters fired by [music] DOJ, and
you'd think they'd be done with the
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you'd think they'd be done with the
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you'd think they'd be done with the
government for good.
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government for good.
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government for good.
But actually, they're not.
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But actually, they're not.
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But actually, they're not.
>> I'm Alexis Goldstein, and I'm running
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>> I'm Alexis Goldstein, and I'm running
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>> I'm Alexis Goldstein, and I'm running
for Congress in Maryland. [music]
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for Congress in Maryland. [music]
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for Congress in Maryland. [music]
>> My name's Alyssa Ellman, and right now
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>> My name's Alyssa Ellman, and right now
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>> My name's Alyssa Ellman, and right now
I'm running for Congress for the New
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I'm running for Congress for the New
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I'm running for Congress for the New
York's 24th Congressional District.
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York's 24th Congressional District.
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York's 24th Congressional District.
>> My name is Michael Daffin, and I'm
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>> My name is Michael Daffin, and I'm
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>> My name is Michael Daffin, and I'm
running as a Democrat in Virginia's 8th
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running as a Democrat in Virginia's 8th
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running as a Democrat in Virginia's 8th
District.
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District.
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District.
>> I'm Tracy Star, [music] and I am running
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>> I'm Tracy Star, [music] and I am running
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>> I'm Tracy Star, [music] and I am running
for Congress in Maryland's Congressional
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for Congress in Maryland's Congressional
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for Congress in Maryland's Congressional
District number five.
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District number five.
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District number five.
>> Wow, truly inspirational is what I would
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>> Wow, truly inspirational is what I would
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>> Wow, truly inspirational is what I would
be saying if they weren't running back
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be saying if they weren't running back
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be saying if they weren't running back
to the government who humiliated them.
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to the government who humiliated them.
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to the government who humiliated them.
>> More than three dozen former federal
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>> More than three dozen former federal
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>> More than three dozen former federal
workers who quit or lost their jobs last
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workers who quit or lost their jobs last
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workers who quit or lost their jobs last
year in [music] the wake of cuts from
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year in [music] the wake of cuts from
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year in [music] the wake of cuts from
DOJ are now running for political
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DOJ are now running for political
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DOJ are now running for political
office.
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office.
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office.
>> Okay, but these weirdos must have an
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>> Okay, but these weirdos must have an
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>> Okay, but these weirdos must have an
ulterior motive.
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ulterior motive.
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ulterior motive.
>> I know what you're doing. You're getting
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>> I know what you're doing. You're getting
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>> I know what you're doing. You're getting
into a position of power so you can
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into a position of power so you can
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into a position of power so you can
commit more waste, fraud, and abuse.
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commit more waste, fraud, and abuse.
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commit more waste, fraud, and abuse.
>> I'd call it uh
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>> I'd call it uh
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>> I'd call it uh
trying to make some change. It's time to
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trying to make some change. It's time to
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trying to make some change. It's time to
fight back.
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fight back.
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fight back.
>> I'm just so mad that I was finally like,
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>> I'm just so mad that I was finally like,
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>> I'm just so mad that I was finally like,
"Fuck it." I feel like I could do a
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"Fuck it." I feel like I could do a
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"Fuck it." I feel like I could do a
better job than the people that are
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better job than the people that are
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better job than the people that are
currently running things, so why not?
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currently running things, so why not?
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currently running things, so why not?
>> We need people [cheering] who
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>> We need people [cheering] who
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>> We need people [cheering] who
>> [applause]
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>> [applause]
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>> [applause]
>> are focused on public service. It's
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>> are focused on public service. It's
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>> are focused on public service. It's
accountability, it's justice, it's
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accountability, it's justice, it's
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accountability, it's justice, it's
reform.
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reform.
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reform.
>> I'm sorry, I've been covering politics
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>> I'm sorry, I've been covering politics
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>> I'm sorry, I've been covering politics
for the last 10 years. Can you explain
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for the last 10 years. Can you explain
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for the last 10 years. Can you explain
to me what accountability is? Is it like
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to me what accountability is? Is it like
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to me what accountability is? Is it like
a stock market thing?
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a stock market thing?
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a stock market thing?
>> Oh, I see what's happening. These
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>> Oh, I see what's happening. These
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>> Oh, I see what's happening. These
scorned civil servants [music] want
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scorned civil servants [music] want
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scorned civil servants [music] want
revenge.
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revenge.
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revenge.
>> It's not revenge. I want to continue my
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>> It's not revenge. I want to continue my
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>> It's not revenge. I want to continue my
public service.
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public service.
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public service.
>> Look, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
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>> Look, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
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>> Look, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Revenge is a powerful motivator. Just
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Revenge is a powerful motivator. Just
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Revenge is a powerful motivator. Just
look at the president, it's like his
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look at the president, it's like his
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look at the president, it's like his
whole thing.
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whole thing.
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whole thing.
>> I I'd like to get my revenge legally.
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>> I I'd like to get my revenge legally.
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>> I I'd like to get my revenge legally.
>> I'm in this to do the real work of
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>> I'm in this to do the real work of
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>> I'm in this to do the real work of
public service.
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public service.
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public service.
>> So, you're telling me that you're
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>> So, you're telling me that you're
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>> So, you're telling me that you're
actually running because you care about
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actually running because you care about
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actually running because you care about
public service?
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public service?
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public service?
>> I actually do. And I'm afraid that my
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>> I actually do. And I'm afraid that my
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>> I actually do. And I'm afraid that my
opponent only cares about her career.
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opponent only cares about her career.
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opponent only cares about her career.
And that's not enough.
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And that's not enough.
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And that's not enough.
>> It's so off-putting when people are just
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>> It's so off-putting when people are just
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>> It's so off-putting when people are just
obsessed with their careers all the
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obsessed with their careers all the
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obsessed with their careers all the
time. And obsessed with themselves,
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time. And obsessed with themselves,
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time. And obsessed with themselves,
quite frankly. Joel, you're tight enough
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quite frankly. Joel, you're tight enough
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quite frankly. Joel, you're tight enough
on me, aren't you?
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on me, aren't you?
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on me, aren't you?
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> Sometimes he goes so wide.
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>> Sometimes he goes so wide.
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>> Sometimes he goes so wide.
And it's like, what am I looking at?
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And it's like, what am I looking at?
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And it's like, what am I looking at?
You know, let's just move on. We don't
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You know, let's just move on. We don't
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You know, let's just move on. We don't
have time. This isn't about me.
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have time. This isn't about me.
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have time. This isn't about me.
Thank
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Thank
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Thank
Thank
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Thank
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Thank
Okay, I'm looking for the John Wick
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Okay, I'm looking for the John Wick
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Okay, I'm looking for the John Wick
[music] of the federal bureaucracy.
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[music] of the federal bureaucracy.
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[music] of the federal bureaucracy.
Someone who isn't running to serve the
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Someone who isn't running to serve the
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Someone who isn't running to serve the
people, but rather to settle [music] the
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people, but rather to settle [music] the
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people, but rather to settle [music] the
score.
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score.
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score.
>> I am getting into a position of power,
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>> I am getting into a position of power,
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>> I am getting into a position of power,
yes, to go in there and to say
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yes, to go in there and to say
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yes, to go in there and to say
you need to go. It's my turn.
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you need to go. It's my turn.
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you need to go. It's my turn.
>> You're coming back for revenge.
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>> You're coming back for revenge.
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>> You're coming back for revenge.
>> Yes, I am. Bring it on.
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>> Yes, I am. Bring it on.
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>> Yes, I am. Bring it on.
>> Finally, just the villain I've been
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>> Finally, just the villain I've been
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>> Finally, just the villain I've been
looking for. I can't wait to hear what
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looking for. I can't wait to hear what
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looking for. I can't wait to hear what
cruel plan she has cooked up for her
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cruel plan she has cooked up for her
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cruel plan she has cooked up for her
enemies. All right, hit me with your
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enemies. All right, hit me with your
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enemies. All right, hit me with your
best revenge plot. What are you going to
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best revenge plot. What are you going to
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best revenge plot. What are you going to
do?
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do?
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do?
>> We all across America have been affected
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>> We all across America have been affected
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>> We all across America have been affected
by all of this. And so, my whole revenge
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by all of this. And so, my whole revenge
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by all of this. And so, my whole revenge
plot centers around the American people.
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plot centers around the American people.
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plot centers around the American people.
I want to help people.
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I want to help people.
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I want to help people.
>> That is a very sweet, wholesome rev- I I
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>> That is a very sweet, wholesome rev- I I
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>> That is a very sweet, wholesome rev- I I
I I think we need less Hallmark energy
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I I think we need less Hallmark energy
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I I think we need less Hallmark energy
and more Kill Bill energy. You know what
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and more Kill Bill energy. You know what
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and more Kill Bill energy. You know what
I mean? One time Jordan Klepper ate one
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I mean? One time Jordan Klepper ate one
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I mean? One time Jordan Klepper ate one
of my yogurts from the fridge.
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So, I told him his kid wasn't his. It
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So, I told him his kid wasn't his. It
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So, I told him his kid wasn't his. It
was hilarious.
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was hilarious.
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was hilarious.
They haven't talked in months.
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They haven't talked in months.
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They haven't talked in months.
>> I am petty. Does that help?
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>> I am petty. Does that help?
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>> I am petty. Does that help?
>> Let's go with that. Let's double down on
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>> Let's go with that. Let's double down on
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>> Let's go with that. Let's double down on
the pettiness.
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the pettiness.
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the pettiness.
>> I've worked inside all these different
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>> I've worked inside all these different
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>> I've worked inside all these different
systems of power, Wall Street, the
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systems of power, Wall Street, the
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systems of power, Wall Street, the
government. I've lobbied Congress. So,
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government. I've lobbied Congress. So,
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government. I've lobbied Congress. So,
it's sort of like I've cased the joint.
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it's sort of like I've cased the joint.
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it's sort of like I've cased the joint.
And now I'm ready for the heist.
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And now I'm ready for the heist.
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And now I'm ready for the heist.
>> Say no more. [cheering]
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>> Say no more. [cheering]
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>> Say no more. [cheering]
Heist has always been on my bucket list.
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Heist has always been on my bucket list.
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Heist has always been on my bucket list.
>> I was thinking more like maybe a bill
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>> I was thinking more like maybe a bill
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>> I was thinking more like maybe a bill
first or like some laws.
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first or like some laws.
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first or like some laws.
>> No, totally.
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>> No, totally.
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>> No, totally.
>> Yeah, like a legislative heist. That's
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>> Yeah, like a legislative heist. That's
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>> Yeah, like a legislative heist. That's
what I meant, too.
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>> These people who were fired for waste,
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>> These people who were fired for waste,
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>> These people who were fired for waste,
[music] fraud, and abuse were about to
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[music] fraud, and abuse were about to
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[music] fraud, and abuse were about to
voluntarily enter a world of waste,
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voluntarily enter a world of waste,
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voluntarily enter a world of waste,
fraud, and abuse. And it was obvious
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fraud, and abuse. And it was obvious
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fraud, and abuse. And it was obvious
from their half-baked [music] revenge
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from their half-baked [music] revenge
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from their half-baked [music] revenge
plots that they were going to need my
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plots that they were going to need my
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plots that they were going to need my
help.
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help.
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help.
>> You're about to go up against some
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>> You're about to go up against some
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>> You're about to go up against some
seriously corrupt politicians. I need to
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seriously corrupt politicians. I need to
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seriously corrupt politicians. I need to
test you to see if you're ready. Tell me
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test you to see if you're ready. Tell me
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test you to see if you're ready. Tell me
your party platform in 15 seconds.
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your party platform in 15 seconds.
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your party platform in 15 seconds.
>> Anti-corruption, government reform,
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>> Anti-corruption, government reform,
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>> Anti-corruption, government reform,
working on
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working on
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working on
>> You didn't ask me for a donation once.
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>> You didn't ask me for a donation once.
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>> You didn't ask me for a donation once.
Not once.
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Not once.
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Not once.
Ted Cruz is next to you in the lunch
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Ted Cruz is next to you in the lunch
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Ted Cruz is next to you in the lunch
line. You can smell his breath on the
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line. You can smell his breath on the
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line. You can smell his breath on the
back of your neck. He's asked if he can
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back of your neck. He's asked if he can
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back of your neck. He's asked if he can
sit next to you. What do you do?
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sit next to you. What do you do?
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sit next to you. What do you do?
>> Uh, run away.
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>> Uh, run away.
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>> Uh, run away.
>> Okay. You got that one right. This is
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>> Okay. You got that one right. This is
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>> Okay. You got that one right. This is
something I never thought I'd see, like
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something I never thought I'd see, like
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something I never thought I'd see, like
Bigfoot or [music] a hit TV show about
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Bigfoot or [music] a hit TV show about
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Bigfoot or [music] a hit TV show about
gay hockey players. But these candidates
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gay hockey players. But these candidates
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gay hockey players. But these candidates
seem to want to help. They were [music]
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seem to want to help. They were [music]
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seem to want to help. They were [music]
political unicorns.
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political unicorns.
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political unicorns.
>> I'm getting this
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>> I'm getting this
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>> I'm getting this
feeling that I I
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feeling that I I
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feeling that I I
don't know what to do [music] with. I
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don't know what to do [music] with. I
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don't know what to do [music] with. I
Like I haven't felt it in a long time.
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Like I haven't felt it in a long time.
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Like I haven't felt it in a long time.
Um, it's like um
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Um, it's like um
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Um, it's like um
like the cynicism is kind of washing
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like the cynicism is kind of washing
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like the cynicism is kind of washing
away a little bit and I'm like slightly
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away a little bit and I'm like slightly
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away a little bit and I'm like slightly
less rageful.
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less rageful.
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less rageful.
>> Hope.
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>> No, I think it's perimenopause.
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>> [music]
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