All language subtitles for Babezilla.VS.The.Zombie.WHorde.2022.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

That's bad.

Knowing the nights we'd all spend
waiting for something better than the

we'd had.

The times we took the bus from spring to
day, drinking all the times we'd wish

we wouldn't have.

Cutting clouds and watch those stupid
movies where the acting was always so

Knowing when it's time to dance like a
train wreck, knowing it'll always make

you sad.

Got me feeling like, whoa!

I should have known.

It makes me feel so old.

Nothing is forever.

Can we just surrender like it or not?

It's all slipping away.

Take back all the wishes.

Cancel the shiny image.

Remember when nothing else mattered but
a riot in your room.

Sometimes it really makes me wonder who
we could have been.

We've done the things we always said
we'd do. Instead of bending the walking

dead. Could have taken chances, made a
few advances. You know I never would

moved to fucking Kansas.

Even after all these years and a fistful
of endeavors, I can shake it all

together. Take me back home.

When the future was unknown, I want to
go.

It seemed like a normal day of booty
shaking for our hero.

Little did she know, on the other side
of town, evil stirs in the basement

shadows.

Oh yes!

This is my best batch of super meth yet!
I have double the dose of nutmeg!

Oh yes!

Steve! Steve!

Fetch me the whore!

done survived the last test.

Blast it!

Steve, go ahead, take her to the
bathroom, chop her up into tiny little

Make sure they're tiny pieces now,
because when you flush these down the

you clog up my shit again, I will slap
the meth out of you, Steve.

Yeah, alright.

Hey, Cornelius.

Yes? Do you reckon I get to save some of
the later pots there for my own

personal use?

Oh, I get it.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, I suppose so. But no longer
than two weeks. We do not, not need the

smell of dead hooker snacks tracking any
unwanted attention.

Okay? Okay, Corny.

I hit the party line.

Yeah. Hurt me, my drink, when
everybody's saying. Oh. Scream,

are now about to hear. The baddest with
the blah, blah, blah. Grab your ladies

now, guys.

Fresco. I hit the party line.

Yeah. The headcheeks and puffs when
everybody's saying. Oh.

Scream, motherfucker, you are now about
to hear. A true MC Rippin'. Oh. A person

to give me.

Fresco break it down. Well, from probing
to nice. My flow brings the likes.

Don't be supposed to go right. I don't
think microphone thing. Why don't you

call? Bring your bitch, but don't bring
your mic to my show. You can see

Prescott. He's your wife. I eat MCs. I
float into rice. The most shit -popping

is Optimus. I rock white socks to cook
food and drop jewels on Dominic.

promises over heads of novices. Cool as
G -Rap, Moe D, Keith, and Double Hockey

Slick. Fuck confidence. The box of
documents that tracks my accomplishments

fat as your baby mama is.

I'm the alpha, the omega, the crack and
the bodega. I'll ask, but I'm no beggar.

I've asked for my whole take a class to
get more paper. So you get smacked,

bitch. I'll take it back to Tendo, Sega.
Back to early 90s with heron bones. The

pterosaur is not even barely grown.
Couldn't get no ass with the pterodome.

Jumping to the pterodome.

I get deeper than the baritone. You know
my teeth and your bitch know my

pheromones. But I'm in love for the sex,
dear. Find me in the club with the best

beer. Roll in the dog. Wait, what? You
want to flex here? You scrub left to

right till next year like the Cubs. If I
punch you in your head, your left ear's

going to touch your right ear. I
generate more buzz than light, yeah. I

to fight, but I don't know how to fight
bad. So ahead of my time, my

grandfather's in the high chair. Yeah,
fuck it. I'll be right there, chill.

Fresco Kruger, the one that makes your
nightmares real. I'll be that dumbass

comes to school late with a lunch pass.
I'm Hubcast, bigger than Steve Harvey's

mustache. Fair love rats with dub
stacks.

Puss slacks, some flavor blunt rap. I
hit the party like, yeah.

I need my drink when everybody say, oh.

Motherfucker, you are now about to hear.
The baddest with the blah blah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot the key
favorite of this song.

Oh yeah, that's how I like it.

Oh yeah.

That's a good one right there. Oh yeah,
I'm definitely saving this.

Oh yeah.

I must now devise a plan to get more...

Whores. More whores means more money.
More money means more meth.

And more meth means more shadow people.

Meanwhile at

Babezilla's house...

151 151 151

151

They be like, yo, who's that hairy -ass
dude with no shirt on? But before I get

kicked out, I get my shirt on with a
couple of girls on. Wild type bitches.

I never tell the truth to no hoes. I lie
legit about my riches and nine inches

and equal rights for women, dog. When
really y 'all believe broads only belong

inside kitchens. I'm cold with the flow.
I'm known for tight written.

You slow with the flow. Too old is Mike
Bibby. I step into the...

Now, I done chopped up that dead whore
in there, and I flushed all them pots

hoes down the toilet.

Except I saved my favorite piece right
here. Mmm, yeah.

And the thing is, I cleaned up real nice
for you, too. You know, I done got me a

bottle of that bleach you had over in
there, and I put it on a washcloth, and

washed the whole bathroom.

Excellent, Steve. You're getting better
at that every day.

Now, listen here.

I think I found the solution to all our
problems.

I'm talking about cute animal videos.

What? Cute what? Cute animal videos.

Women love cute animal videos.

Therefore, I will create a cute animal
video, and I'll put in a subliminal

hypnotic message in it. Then, see, we
shall broadcast it onto the internet.

And then, when the women watch this
video, they will become our mindless...

Whores! We will become... Super Pimps!

Oh, I don't like the sound of that.

Super Pimps.

You know, I reckon, you know, that could
be a mighty fine thing to be, a Super

Pimp. You know, I'm gonna go get me one
of them big clock necklaces to go put on

myself. You know, so I can be just like
that Super Pimp that they got on TV.

Yes, yes, Steve, yes, do that.

Because as Super Pimps, we will
spread...

Whore and meth across the country!

Whore and meth! Meth and whore! For
whore!

Oh, yeah.

I'll drink to that.

Here you go. You want to get some later?

I reckon we should. I can use myself a
queso lupa.

I'd love me some nachos.

Oh, yeah. Get extra guacamole.

Oh, my goodness.

Give me some Supreme.

I hope they got those damn nachos too.

I would like to get, what is it? They
call the Chilitos.

Oh, yeah.

I'd love to get me a Chilitos too. I'll
be at it.

Oh, yeah, to the burger place just right
over there. You know, maybe I'm sitting

getting me some nuggets as well and some
of that sweet and sour sauce. Oh, screw

those french fries, fellas.

Yeah,

they got some better fries, you know. I
also like to get me some of that there

nacho sauce from the nachos and put it
on my fries.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, you cut up some of them
nuggets, you put them right there on the

you know, maybe some of that hot and
sour sauce.

Oh, hell yeah. Ooh -wee, boy.

Roll chip, baby.

Yeah.

What are we doing?

We're going to get some food, you know.

I'm taking this with me for later.

Ooh, that kind of reminds me of a nacho.

Some tacos right there.

Yeah, yeah, pink taco.

It's just as good as it looks.

Just like how Grandma used to make it.

Yeah. Just like my grandma and your mama
and... Oh, boy.

Meanwhile, at Babezilla's house... Ooh,
I

love bananas.

This is so big.

We'll be right back.

We'll be right back.

Women of the Internet, you are feeling
very warm and fuzzy from

the cute animals.

You feel safe and relaxed.

You are feeling sleepy. You are feeling
love.

You will give me complete control.

You will do exactly as this video
instructs you.

As you watch the two animals, you
realize that you are uncontrollably

horny. All you can think about is Dick.

You crave Dick so much that you want to
come to my secret

lair and be my horror slave.

You will sell your bodies for money and
give me the profits. You will

then test my experimental super myth.

For you are hungry, hungry whores. And
you cannot be stopped. Come

to me, my whores. Come to me. Come.

No pun intended.

Hey,

Cornelius.

You ever think zombies could be real?

You ever think that the zombie horde
will ever come?

Because, you know, I reckon that life
would be a lot more exciting if they

Steve, you shut up. There's no such
thing as zombies.

And there never will be. Now let's get
this video uploaded onto the internet.

Thanks to my soothing, hypnotic voice
and these two animals, soon, soon we

have hundreds of whores knocking on our
doors in no time.

Whores and meth, Steve.

Whores and meth.

Whores and meth.

Whores and meth.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Whores and meth. Whores and meth.
Baba boo.

Meanwhile at Babezilla's house...

And I'm so crumbin' that white people
can't be curlin' Chief, you didn't know,

yeah, my name is Herkin' I get through
fake rappers like they pay for curlin'

Say your words, but rearrange it Serve
them on a plate, make you eat it till

your face is burnt I'm at Shaftown,
bounce outside, stop sayin' Get up off

ass, bang your head like a rock band I'm
on stage already, smash like a pop can

See, without a mic, it's like death
without jam That's without plan, bread

without bandina butter Spread on the
bread without jam, goddamn

Get up, stand up Get up, stand up

The neighbors might see.

Jesus jumped on a pogo stick.

Yeah!

It's not even Wednesday.

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Bart, no! It's too hard!

It's too hard!

Ow! Ow! Don't do it! Ah!

Ah! Oh, no.

Looked like our villains, the Tweaker
Pimps, messed things up again.

This video is spreading faster than a
zombie whore's leg.

Is that the only size that comes in? No,
they come in three different sizes.

But my boyfriend, I don't think he's
going to get into this because he's like

four -inch.

Oh, yeah. So it's not going to work.

Oh, my gosh, this video popped up. Oh,
look at that.

It's like a cute little animal. Look at
the kitten.

I love kittens. Oh, my gosh. I used to
have a stripy one just like that. Oh, my

goodness. Look at him.

Aw, I love the way they jump.

I know.

Hey, sweet cheeks. Yeah, we got some of
that cheap whore. Got a couple of

dollars. I got a dollar.

What are you two learnings up to
tonight?

How about we come back to my place?

Yeah.

Pretty good.

Nice.

god i gotta show you this cute cat video
somebody just sent me oh my god look at

that cat he's so cute i wish i had one
like that me too oh look at him do a

little jump

God damn lady

Your

nipples are all the consent I need

What? I got nipples on my titties, big
as the end of my thumb. I got something

between my legs that'll make a dead man
come all day.

Baby, won't you shave them dry?

No, no, no.

Want you to grind me, baby?

Grind me until I cry.

Say, I... I fucked all night and all the
night before, baby. And I feel just

like I want to fuck some more.

Oh, great God, daddy, grind me honey and
shave me dry.

And when you hear me holler, baby, I
want you to shave me dry.

I got nipples on my titty, bigs in my
thumb. Daddy, you say that's the kind of

woman you want, and you can make them
come.

Oh, daddy shaved me down.

And I'll give you something, baby.

Swear it'll make you cry.

I'm going to turn back my mattress and
let you oil my springs. I want you to

grind me, Daddy, till the bells do ring.
Oh, Daddy, I want you to shave

and dry.

Oh, great God, Daddy, if you can't shave
them, baby, won't you try?

Fuckin' was a thing that would take me
to hell and I'd be fuckin' in the studio

till the clock struck eleven all day.

Daddy shaved and dried.

I would fuck you, baby.

Honey, I'd make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell
clapper and your dick stands up like a

stick.

Your goddamn assholes stand open like a
church door. And the crab walks in like

people.

Baby

won't

shave them dry.

A big sow gets that from eating corn.

And a pig gets that from sucking.

Really serious.

And my cock is made of brass.

And my fucking is made for working men.
Two dollars, red, dark, and round to

kiss my ass.

Oh!

Woo! Daddy James!

Good evening, and welcome to WRUN News.

I'm Chet Chesterton.

Today, four men were found dead at the
brothel.

Pager's Delight.

69 -year -old Dr. Willie Dye.

36 -year -old James Holliman.

40 -year -old Mario DeAngelis.

And 90 -year -old Charlie Skinner were
all found partially devoured and with

massive erections.

This seems to be part of some sort of
mass hysteria that's been taking place

across the globe. Women everywhere have
been murdering men and eating the

victims. We now take you live to what we
believe is the scene of one of these

grisly murders.

Sheriff. Sheriff.

Officer.

Can you tell us what happened here?

Well, you got a textbook 532 here, and
that's, uh... Well, what happened was

this fella's wife turned into one of
them flesh -eating...

ghoul that's been going around.

Well, she kind of chewed the flesh clean
off them bones.

Do we know the cause of this phenomenon?

Yes, actually, we do.

We're actually, it's related to an
internet video, and we're asking at this

that all women stop watching cute animal
videos.

Okay? Until further notice.

There you have it, people. Cute animal
videos on the internet.

Are they part of some satanic cult?

Probably. Are they responsible for
gratuitous violence?

Absolutely.

Kids, don't watch cute animal videos on
the internet.

Remember, guns don't kill people. Cute
animal videos on the internet do.

Shocking! This reporter, for one, blames
the internet, technology, and even

knowledge itself.

Of course, this could likely be some
kind of elaborate liberal hoax.

Ah! Ah!

Fake news!

Fake news!

Fake news!

The world must need saving again.

Rachel speaking.

Babajilla.

Thank goodness you answered.

This is the president.

You may not recognize my voice because I
am wearing a top secret

FBI degree that not only changes my
appearance, But also my voice.

I'm on vacation here in India because
they have the best golf course and

I need to blend it.

What seems to be the problem, Mr.
President?

Oh, Babajilla, it's terrible.

There has been a mind control video
circulating on the internet.

It is stunning all the women who watch
it into horny, flesh

-eating jumbies.

Have you tried taking the video down?

Yes. The video is down.

And we have traced the code to a drug
manufacturing and

prostitution ring.

Unfortunately, the damage has been...

already been done.

The women have turned into Chumbis, and
there's no stopping them.

That's terrible!

The Chumbi horde are on a killing spree,

but they all seem to be heading to the
location.

From where the video was first
broadcast.

I am far too busy on vacation golfing to
be bothered

by you.

You must stop the choomby hole and shut
down the drug manufacturing ring.

It would be an honor to save the world
for you and America once again, Mr.

President.

Oh, Pavadilla.

Why are you so good to us?

Well, you see, before I was born, my
mother lived on Uranus. She was part of

reptilian race that inhabited the
planet. She came to planet Earth to

humans because our planet had grown too
cold to survive on.

We needed to use our shape -shifting
abilities to blend in with the humans

were a hybrid of grey aliens and apes.
What my mother didn't expect was to fall

in love with a human.

She was impregnated and I was that
child. A half reptile and half human

She sent me to Earth and made me vow to
protect both reptiles and humans alike.

That is why I fight. This is why I am
who I am.

This is why I am!

To the big Zill -O -Mobile!

Babezilla Mobile, lock in location of
Zombie Ford.

Okay, locking on.

Would you like me to play your action
music?

Yes, please and thank you, Babezilla
Mobile.

You're welcome, Babezilla.

There's one of those zombie bitches now!

Time to cunt punt some zombie whores!

They should be here any minute.

Come on you rotten crotch fleck! It's go
time!

Green Earth

Green

Earth

Green Earth

lena

Yo Cornelius, I done draw you a picture
of a shark with boobies.

Booby shark.

Fascinating.

What is taking those damn whores so
long?

Do you think that maybe they didn't get
a chance to watch your animal video?

Nonsense, Steve.

All women love cute animal videos.

Are you watching that stupid movie
again?

No, this ain't a movie.

No, this is real.

No,

I told you. I just told you that one day
this zombie stuff was going to be real,

and it's right here on the TV, just like
that meandering dead show.

Well, you got a textbook life
-threatening issue here, and that's,

What happened with this fellas?

All I see is a zombie horde of dead
girls Battles with the cats with the

unkept She's suffocating as he sees a
bell head I'm warning it's the end of

world All I see is a zombie horde of
dead girls The end is near, the

arrives The dead have risen, somehow I
survive It's been a long time and I feel

really lonely I'm gonna snag a couple
for the horde to be my home And to last

the game is survival

What would

you

do if you were in my shoes?

Battle to the death.

Well,

it's held in the handbasket.

Animated corpses escape from their
caskets. All my pals are gone, then it's

got fantastic.

Need some companionship and nothing does
the trick.

Why have a zombie whore when you can
have the whole horde? An army of dead

that can't be ignored.

It's all you can eat, the slutty
smorgasbord. Even if they died, what's

boys on board?

Penis palpitations pointed at the
infestation.

It's got to be better than constant
masturbation. It's time to level up in

bullshit simulation.

Let's have a freaky orgy. Here's your
invitation. I approached the party with

reckless abandon.

Got the love gun loaded. Want to unload
the cannon. It's the best thing I've

ever done, damn it. But the zombie girls
don't think so.

Battle to the death. We are walking
undead.

Keep that attention as we think about
that.

I'm warning you, it's the end of the
world.

All I see is a zombie boy and a dead
girl. Battle to the death. We are

undead.

I'm warning you, it's the end of the
world.

All I need is a thump toward the chest,
girl.

Cornelius? No, I reckon she mean that
them zombies are supposed to be our new

whores.

I'm here to shut down this shithole.
You'll never poison another mine or harm

another innocent woman.

Get her, Steve!

I'm gonna get you, you licker bitch!

You no go -

Mr. President?

Oh, Babazilla, how did everything go?

The zombie horde is dead and those
tweaker pimps won't ever be able to

mischief again.

Thank you so much, Babazilla.

You saved the world and my vacation.

Maybe when I get back to the White
House, you can come over and

I can rub your feet.

You can rub my feet anytime, Mr.
President, because my feet are American

This makes my one tootly very happy.

Hatsula Tatas!

Goodbye, Babajilla.

Goodbye.

Yo, who's that hairy -ass dude with no
shirt on? But before I get kicked out, I

get my shirt on with a couple of girls
on. Wild type bitches.

I never tell the truth to no hoes. I lie
to shit about my riches and nine inches

and equal rights for women, dog.

But really, y 'all believe broads only
belong inside.

I'm cold with the flow. I'm known for
tight written.

You slow with the clothes. You're old as
Mike Bibbit. I step into the club,

right? Walking past that uptight slug
dyke.

I guess a lizard girl's work is never
done.

I'm warning you, it's the end of the
world.

All I see is a thump toward a dead girl.

Battles with a cap, we've been walking
undead. See, tap attention, everything's

on barrel head. I'm warning you, it's
the end of the world.

All I see is a duck's whore, the dead
girl. The end is near, the apocalypse

arrives. The dead have risen, somehow I
survive.

It's been a long time and I feel it
really lonely.

I'm gonna stack a tussle for the whore
to be my homie. The last to gain is

survival. But a man has me, every game's
a final.

It's time I made my move, you can do
this, Michael. You're the last one

there's a key, it's lifeful. They ramble
through the town in states of unrest.

I'm barely even mad, I'm kind of
impressed.

All the bare asses and uncovered breasts
was the worst that could happen. They

could eat my flesh. I mean, there really
isn't anything to lose.

I've had enough of this pendant and I'm
out of booze. I mean, look at me. I'm

not supposed to choose.

What would you do if you were in my
shoes?

Battle to the death with the walking
undead. See that I can't do everything

about that.

I'm going to get the end of the world.

All I see is a zombie war to death,
girl. Battle to the death with the

undead.

I'm horny as the end of the world.

All I need is a zombie horde of dead
girls.

Well, it's hell in the handbasket.

Animated corpses escape from their
caskets. All my pals are gone, planet's

got fantastic.

Need some companionship and nothing does
us great.

Why have a zombie horde when you can
have the whole horde? An army of dead

that can't be ignored. That's all you
can need, a slutty smorgasbord.

Even if they died, once your boy's on
board.

Penis palpitations pointed at the
infestation. It's gotta be better than

constant masturbation. It's time to
level up in this fucking simulation.

Let's have a freaky orgy, here's your
invitation.

I have votes to party, it's reckless
abandon.

Got the love gun loaded, wanna unload
the cannon. It's the best thing I've

done, dammit. But the zombie girls don't
think so.

Battle for the cap, we don't want none
dead.

Seek application as we think about head.

I'm warning you, it's the end of the
world.

All I see is a dump toward a dead girl.

Battleship is capped, we are walking
undead. T -Tap, I can't even have you

about that. I'm going to the end of the
world.

All I see is a dump toward a dead girl.

Goodbye, Babijila.

Goodbye.