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Aerobics leader.

I also sell vitamins on the side.

I know everyone in the building.

The one on the bottom is Faye, in from
Las Vegas on a visit.

Faye and I were showgirls together, and
we still keep up our friendship.

There's Lonnie, the girl Walter dreams
about but can't seem to get up the nerve

to ask on a date. What Walter doesn't
know is that Lonnie would jump at the

chance to meet him.

Jane is Lonnie's roommate.

She's quiet and works part -time in a
library.

You know, you really shouldn't do that
with the drapes open.

Lonnie's dream is to be a serious
actress.

Today, she has an interview for a
television commercial.

Professor Barry Kern lives right below
Lonnie and Jane.

Professor Kern teaches at the local
college.

Barry's course is the most popular on
campus.

It's called Sexual Practice in the 20th
Century, and there are rumors of special

projects.

Over Walter lives Skip Sims, one -time
king of Malibu Beach.

Skip's record of 18 girls in one day
still holds.

Life goes on at the Del Capri.

That's the leaky faucet.

I can go in to get her answer.

Who do you think it is?

I don't know. I think it's a man.

I don't know if he's cute.

Hi, honey.

I came to fix the faucet, but if it's
not the right time, I'll come back

Someone in the kitchen.

Do you want to get him in here?

It's only her.

Mmm, man.

That honey. She has some tits.

Mmm. Mmm.

I looked through the door when you let
him in. He's cute.

Huh? You think he'll want to?

I don't think he did.

Want to have some fun?

Yeah.

What's that?

Sounds like... I wonder what she's
doing.

Sounds like two girls.

Is the water ready yet?

I was just fixing it.

Then I'll wait.

I'm not bothering you, Emma.

Oh, no.

How would you like to meet my
girlfriend, Faye?

Sure.

This is my friend, Fay.

Hi.

Isn't she sexy, Herb?

Fay's come all the way from Las Vegas
just for a visit.

Why don't you join it?

We'll be in the bedroom.

And watch your head.

Ladies.

No.

Thank you.

Goddamn, 9 .30 in the morning.

What the hell is that jock doing up
there?

Uh, I'll get it.

Okay.

All right, go get it.

So?

I live downstairs, right underneath.

My name is Walter.

You want a beer?

Okay, thanks.

Smoke pot?

No.

But, uh, once the... Well, maybe the...
Sure.

Sure. Yeah.

Come on, Walter.

I've got a couple of friends I want you
to meet.

Yeah? Yeah.

Do we play Boy Magazine?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

You're gonna like this.

This is Corey.

Hi.

This one here's Janet.

Hi.

Hello.

Listen, buddy, I'm kind of tired.

You mind taking these girls down to your
place?

Are you kidding me?

No, no, hell no.

You'd be doing me a big favor.

I mean, what are neighbors for, eh?

You're right.

You're right. Yeah.

Yeah.

Wait here.

Ladies, welcome to my house.

Jake Jets.

Thank you.

Lonnie Alexander.

I'm 22, and I was a cheerleader at
Homecoming Queen in high school.

I was also Little Miss Mission Viejo and
a California State Lifeguard at Laguna.

I also studied acting and computer
science at junior college, and I'd love

a part of the entertainment business.

That's fine.

Uh... Lonnie.

Lonnie.

Now, could you lay down on those tires
and do some poses for me?

How's this?

Fine. Now would you take your clothes
off?

But I thought this was for a snow tire
commercial.

It is.

And you do want to be considered for a
part, don't you?

Sure.

Then do it.

Drop your hands.

Remember Jane, Lonnie's roommate?

Underneath, there's a completely
different woman.

Check these out.

He's betting to be a writer?

Yeah, kind of teaching myself.

I figure you watch enough Falcon Crest
and Chips. You ought to be able to write

one, eh?

I'm just trying to learn.

There is another book I could recommend.

I'll write it down.

You know, you look kind of familiar.

Do I know you?

We live in the same apartment building.

Marina Del Rey?

That's where it is.

You, um...

You work here all the time?

Only part -time.

Listen, you want to do me a favor?

Don't tell anybody my name's Stuart,
okay?

Don't be a kid.

Do you know how little girls get started
in show business?

I wouldn't know. I'm not a little girl.

I'm an actress.

Actress, schmactress.

You know, this town is full of pretty
girls who all want to be actresses.

What it takes is a break.

Did your agent tell you about the
theories I might get?

Couldn't I just read for the part?

Read for the part?

That's not the way it's done.

Look, be smart.

Do yourself a favor.

This could be the biggest thing you ever
did for your career.

Do you promise I'll only have to do it
once?

Just once?

Sure. Just once.

Why? You've never done this before, have
you?

No. No.

Oh, you're in for a special treat.

Awww.

Nah.

ah ah ah

He wore me out.

What about the part in the tire
commercial in the series?

Sure, I'll keep your application.

I have some other women to see.

Thanks, Lucy. I'll be in touch.

Lucy?

You son of a bitch.

Oh, shit. My name is Lonnie.

you take such an interest in your
students, Dr. Kern.

I wish more teachers did.

Where are we going?

Oh, that's my place.

Are we going to get extra credit for
this?

on a safe level.

I'd put them between my legs and
squeeze.

I could get up that way.

Then later when I started wearing these
tight jeans, I'd walk so that the seam

pressed inside me.

I can come when I sit in class or even
when I walk.

My class?

All the time.

And, uh...

When did you first start having feelings
for Diana?

Well, we live in the same dorm.

And I think we've always liked each
other.

Sometimes when Diana would come over to
study, she'd wear panties and a top that

wasn't buttoned all the way.

And then she'd bend over and I could see
her breasts.

They're really pretty.

You know, I wondered what it would be
like to touch them.

It got me really excited just thinking
about it.

Why don't we begin by having you open
your blouse?

Showing Lisa your breath.

What would you like to have happen next?

I don't know.

I do.

I want to touch him.

Is that all right with you, Diana?

Yes.

All right, let me guide you.

Why don't you start by kissing each
other?

Again.

Let's put your arms around each other
and brace.

Lisa, why don't you fondle Diana's
breasts, play with them,

caress them.

Lisa, why don't you go down and kiss
Diana's breasts?

Okay, why don't the two of you just help
each other off with your clothes?

Lisa, I'd like you to take your finger
and put it between Diana's legs.

Tell me if she's wet.

She's very wet.

That's very good.

Is it as hard, Diana?

Yeah.

I do exactly the same thing to Lisa that
she's doing to you.

We masturbate each other.

You'll get over here.

You'll be right there.

All right, now, uh... Diana, give Lisa a
head.

Come on.

That's it.

Just spread her over.

Carter, Diana.

Hello, Professor Curran. I brought the
vitamins you ordered. Oh, that's great.

Thanks. Well, what are they?

Well, let's see. There's the vitamins A
and E, the starch blockers.

Do you mind if I come in?

Well, it's nice out here.

What's going on in there? Must be the
TV. I have the TV on.

Oh.

Oh.

Is something the matter?

No, no. It's nothing. I was just feeling
a little faint.

I've been fasting.

Would you mind if I have a glass of
water, please?

Sure, sure.

Why don't you just wait right there?
Don't move. It's best if you don't move.

I'll get the water right back.

What are you doing?

Heartbeat.

I'm a doctor.

And those girls, they're your patients?

Students.

Taking their orals?

That's not what I think.

Relax, Professor Kern.

It's perfectly all right.

I've been looking for a man with your
imagination.

You're a man after my own heart.

And your students?

It's okay.

They're on the honor system.

I think everything was just great. We'd
have been really proud of you.

Don't make it sound like you discovered
America or something, you know? Well,

maybe that's no big deal to you.

I never did anything like that in my
whole life.

I loved it. Too much, man. Too much.

What did you do?

Not much. I just read a book.

Oh, you think that's really funny, huh?

No, I didn't mean to laugh.

It's just that you don't seem the type.

Walter, there's a lot you don't know
about, okay?

Well, teach me. I want to learn.

Like what?

I mean, you got everything going for
you.

You got it together up here.

Girls. I want to learn how to pick up
girls.

Walter, you know what?

That technique, okay?

See that one over there?

All you got to do is walk up to him and
start talking, okay?

Watch me.

I'll tell you what, if you have dinner
with me tonight, you can find out.

Come on.

It'll make you feel better.

Okay.

If I bring my roommate along, will you
bring Walter?

Him?

Yeah, I've seen him before.

He lives in the same apartment as I do.

He looks nice.

Yeah, okay.

So what happened?

We got a date.

What are you doing tonight?

Nothing.

It's dynamite because this chick's got a
roommate she wants to bring along.

Funny thing is, they both live in our
building.

Matter of fact, I ran into a roommate
this morning.

Man, she's a little plain, but hell, I
know you'll like her.

Uh, you do know how to cook, don't you?

Yeah. All right, I invited him to your
place for dinner tonight.

Now, what the hell, the prices in these
restaurants these days are way out of

line, you know what I mean?

Don't bother him with that.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

God, dear.

Oh, dear.

I can feel it all the way in my mouth.

about how you're going to do it.

Come on.

Stop crying.

Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

Let's take a picture.

I think you can make me come again.

Honey's always been like my big sister.

See, I was born in the valley, not too
far from the Galleria.

No kidding.

I'm from Cleveland.

I knew we had a lot in common.

Yeah.

I don't know how to say this.

Do you, uh... Do you see anybody... Do
you see anybody in Las Vegas?

Well, I don't have any ties there.

That's what you mean.

It's sunny there, but nobody really gets
tanned because everyone stays inside

all the time.

Here, you have the ocean and the breeze.

All those boats.

See, that's why I'm studying to get my
manicures licensed.

So if I ever decide to move, I could
have a trade.

I bet you're good, too.

You know, you could open up a shop right
here.

That could help.

Such strong hands.

It's still hard.

Do you want me to make you come again?

I didn't come the first time.

Why?

It's not important.

It is to me.

Tell me.

When I was in the 8th grade, I was court
playing with myself by my 8th grade

teacher.

I was watching some girls change for gym
class.

She made me stay after school and she

said that as punishment I had to do it
in

front of her.

Did you?

Yeah.

She took me into a classroom.

after school, and she locked the door.

And she told me to pull my pants down.

What a dirty old lady.

I was very scared.

I didn't have her heart on me.

She told me, well, I better get her
heart on or else I'm going to be

even more.

So I started playing with it.

She told me exactly how she wanted me.

me to play with it, and she wanted me to
squeeze it harder, and she told me to,

you know, jerk it faster or slower, and
she just kept staring at my cock, you

know, and telling me what she wanted me
to do with it.

And she kept saying how dirty I was, how
disgusting of a boy I was.

Did you cum?

Yeah, yeah.

I even got some on a dress.

I'm not here.

I never came again like that.

It just had something to do with the way
she was talking to me.

Telling me how disgusting it was.

Do you want me to make you come like
that again?

I don't think I can.

Sure you can.

But only when I let you.

Come in here, young man.

And close the door behind you.

Disgusting little boy.

Yes?

We're going now, Professor Kern.

Did we do all right?

Great. You both get A's.

What about me?

What do you think?

I think you made that whole thing about
your teacher up.

You did.

Didn't you? Tell me the truth.

You know what I think?

What? I think we should move in
together.

Well, we don't want to get carried away.

We'll still go to swing clubs.

Yeah. As a matter of fact, I've got a
great idea.

What? I was really thinking of opening
one right here in Marina Del Rey.

I mean, we could do it together.

If that's a proposal, the answer is
definitely.

You didn't take your clothes off, did
you?

No.

Promise?

Sure. It was just an interview.

For snow tires.

So?

Well, what happened?

Nothing.

He said he'd keep my application and
call me.

Sounds like the brush -off to me.

Yeah. That's when it was all right.

Could I do your hair and makeup?

Why?

Because I think I could make you look
different.

You don't always have to wear your hair
up, you know.

And with a little highlighter, I can
make your eyes look great.

I think it's a lost cause.

You'll see. You won't recognize
yourself. Trust me.

What's my date like?

You're the one I think is really cute.

Named Walter.

You wouldn't consider switching, would
you?

Really?

No.

Stuart won't think I'm pretty enough.

Stuart?

That's cute.

Look, when I get through with you, old
macho Stuart won't know what hit him.

I'm Lonnie.

I'm Jane.

I'm Walter.

Hi. I'm Skip.

We met this afternoon.

Remember?

You look completely different.

Is that good or bad?

Oh, that's real good.

Well, I'm starved.

Something smells great. Who did the
cooking?

Me and Skip.

Be right back.

Anything I can do to help?

Yes, you can open the line.

Listen, what would you say if we
switched?

You know, you'd take line.

Really? What do you think they're
talking about?

You and me.

Soup is on.

I hope you're all very hungry.

It really doesn't matter to the computer
with it.

Basically, all computers do. It's turned
on

and off real fast.

You really take me seriously, don't you?

What? You really take me seriously.

Of course I do.

Let's go upstairs.

I don't exactly see myself as Missile
Mission Viejo.

What I look like and who I am are
completely two different people.

No one sees me as me. I feel like I'm in
a comic strip.

Except for you.

You let me relax and be myself.

Come on, wait.

You have to give me a chance to use my
best line. I've been practicing.

Don't. I like you just the way you are.

Up in a penthouse or down in a basement,
love can be self -delusion

or self -affacement.

Part of the country, street to the city,
love can be beautiful, beautiful.

Sometimes it's not so pretty, but I'm an
adulterated

loser.

That's why I waited for your love, a
love I can be sure of.

The tune I love would be hard to find.

Just one time, or again and again, in
bright sunshine, or

in a foreign place.

It can confuse and amaze, like the
latest dance craze. But if you find it

everywhere. And suddenly your face away
from your love.

I'm not sophisticated to your love.

That's why I waited for your love. Love
has to be true love. A

true love would be hard.

Well, if for your love, love, I can be
sure of True, true, love would

be hard to find But the only thing that
comes love brings out

of fear Can bring happiness, or you can
be blind with tears Like a shadow in

waking dreams, not always what it seems
When the mist begins to clear, then you

find it disappears with night

Unadulterated That's why I waited for
your love Now I can be true

I'm talking about pure love.

On a dollar rate.

Some kind of escalated pure love. Love I
can be sure.

What are you thinking?

You're beautiful.

Is that a lie?

No.

I've always thought of myself as plain
looking.

No one's ever said I was beautiful.

You are beautiful.

Really?

You bet.

sunshine, or in the forest.

You make me very happy.

The sun is set and the moon is up.

It's almost midnight and the end of
another typical day here in Marina del