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Still no luck?
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No, there's no one on the phone.
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That's why we have the, what's her name,
the red -haired one.
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Bill, we were only four days away, so
don't forget the names of the employees.
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Four days wandering in the width of the
cultural diaspora between New York and
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Palm Springs kill everyone's brain
cells.
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She's probably in a conference room with
Hellseher and PeraPolp. That works?
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Obviously not.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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It is not allowed to smoke in the
departure hall.
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This is a medical application.
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I am very stressed right now. There is a
smoking zone just a few steps from
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here. It would be a pleasure for me to
take you there.
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Not necessary.
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Do you need help with the telephone?
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I'm sorry, but we are on a business trip
here. We come from New York City. Have
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you ever heard of it?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Wow, New York City.
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What's taking you to St. Louis, friend?
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The prospect of chilling conversations
with up -and -comers like you.
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Bill.
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There's nothing there.
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Try Matthew's direct address, 5538.
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Did you have the opportunity to visit
our landmark?
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We did have the opportunity, but there
was a film at the hotel that I'd seen
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seven times.
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We had free tickets, so we had to go in.
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Bill, what's wrong with you? He's just
friendly.
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I know.
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It's just four days of merciless
Midwestern friendliness. That's kind
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Unnatürlich.
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Hi,
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Mom.
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No, don't. No.
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First, press hold.
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Second, connect.
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Number five. Five, four, nine.
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And stop.
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He threw me out.
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How can Matthew believe that he has the
simplest tasks?
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Where did you suddenly get the
telephone?
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I borrowed it from my friend.
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Dave, say hello.
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Hi. Thank you. Thank you for your help.
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Sie klingen gar nicht wie ein New
Yorker. Geboren bin ich eigentlich kurz
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Milwaukee. Tatsächlich? Ja. Ich hatte
einen Cousin, der Rinderzucht am
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Institute studiert hat.
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Hey, was sonst?
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Erreicht du jemanden?
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Ich habe ungefähr 50 Teilnehmer in der
Leitung, aber eine Madame Rosa hat
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gesagt, sie gibt unsere Nachricht weiter
an Beth. Danke, Freund. Und wo ist
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jetzt dieser Rauchertum?
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Folgen Sie mir. Ich folge auf dem Fuße.
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Bill, warum glaubst du, dass jedermann
aus New York automatisch schlauer ist
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jedermann aus dem Mittleren Westen? Ach
komm schon, du weißt, dass es so ist.
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Aufruf für Matthew Brock's Mutter.
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Matthew Brock's Mutter wird gewählt, das
weiße Servicetelefon abzunehmen.
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Die Ausnahme beweist nur die Regel.
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Good, Dave. I've written everything
down.
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See you.
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So, I've got a few instructions.
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That's good.
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So, Dave and Bill are still in their
fluids test. Lisa, you're still a few
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away. Joe, you're preparing a short
seminar for the staff.
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Thema, the telephone system and their
services. I can help you if you agree.
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Okay, and Matthew, deine Mutter ist wohl
auf und lebt und ist nicht in St.
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Louis. Gott. Ich muss zu Bill und seine
Pflanzen wässern. Das dauert eine Weile,
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weil ich sie die vier Tage natürlich
nicht gegossen habe. Halt, halt, halt,
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halt. Gar nichts für mich? Nein, nicht,
dass ich wüsste. Doch halt, ich
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Dummchen. Von allen Mädchen bekommt Mr.
James einen dicken Kuss.
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Wow, das geht ihm ähnlich.
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Dankeschön. Danke.
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Danke, Matthew.
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Bill, die können doch überhaupt nichts
dagegen tun, dass wir eingeschneit sind.
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Warum setzen wir uns nicht einfach hin
und warten?
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Sorry, mein Freund, dieses Spiel kenne
ich anders.
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Bitte, mach keine Szene. Wir sind nicht
in New York.
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Wirklich nicht? Das kann doch nicht
sein. Dann habe ich versehentlich
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dieser wunderbare Flughafen hier wäre
JFK.
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Kennst du das Sprichwort, wenn das Leben
dir Limonen schenkt, dann mach
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Limonade? Great.
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I knew it. Four days in the Middle West
and you'll be what you were in your
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earlier life.
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No, you're wrong.
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I've always been like that. I've always
been a polite, sensible, friendly
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person. You're like a trained police dog
who gets exposed somewhere in the
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wilderness and can't defend himself and
is eaten by a deer.
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Do you know the saying?
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
and shake it in the face of the person
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who gave it to you so that he gives you
the oranges you wanted.
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I... I wish you would stay long enough
to make the right experiences.
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Maybe another time. That would be great.
Such a nice little hunting accident
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might get you on the right path.
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When does the movie start?
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Uh, quarter to seven.
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Fine, then we'll meet at seven.
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All right, see you then. Okay. Joe. Hi,
Jimmy.
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Hi, Jimmy.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey, try this.
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With cheese, it tastes great.
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Mmm, very delicious.
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I have the contracts ready. Do you want
to look at them?
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No, we don't have time for that now. Is
there a chance to drive Dave on?
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Well, I have taken over his tasks.
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You can talk to me.
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No, I can really only talk to Dave.
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Sir, I would be happy if you would at
least try.
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You would be happy about it? Are you
kidding me?
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Girl, I think you have the wrong idea.
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Being a boss is no fun. As I said, the
past few days were pretty positive for
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me, but of course I had no fun at all.
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Yes. What's wrong?
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What?
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Is someone here?
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What is with me and Dave?
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Ach, was vergessen sie es hat.
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Dave, sein Piepser dabei? Ich kann das
schon. Ich kann das schon erledigen.
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ich erledige es. Auch wenn diese
Einmischung furchtbar scheinheilig ist
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nicht besonders logisch ist. Ich kann
es.
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Tut mir leid.
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Ich bin eben an Dave gewöhnt. Er hat
eine außergewöhnliche Begabung für ALP.
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Was?
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Auflösung logischer Paradoxe. Was soll
das bedeuten?
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Keine Ahnung. Das behauptet Dave immer
von sich.
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Okay, ich geht auf. Gut. Hey, hey, hey,
warten Sie. Hier, probieren Sie das.
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Dave ist das auch immer. Es soll helfen.
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Thank you.
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Ich will euch bloß klar machen, dass
innerbetriebliche Rendezvous keine gute
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Idee sind. Nimmst du uns auf den Arm?
Wir gehen doch bloß ins Kino.
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Es ist gar kein echtes Date.
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Ich kann euch auch nicht richtig
erklären, was für eine Logik dahinter
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aber wie sag ich es bloß?
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Es ist einfach schlecht. Ach, das ist ja
interessant.
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Jedenfalls hüpfen wir nicht schwupps ins
Körbchen, wie du und Dave. Dave und ich
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hüpfen nicht schwupps ins Körbchen. Oh,
sekunde mal. Wieso, Krabbchen?
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Könnt ihr mir sagen, was...
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Ach, das Körbchen.
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Ich dachte, das ist irgendwas Neues.
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Das Date und mir ist noch was ganz
anderes. Wieso?
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Weil wir hatten keine großartigen Dates.
Oder waren im Kino. Nein, ihr habt das
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alles übersprungen und seid zusammen im
Bett gelandet, bevor ihr auch nur eure
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Namen gewusst habt. Ich bin bereit, das
zu versuchen, wenn es gewünscht wird.
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Ach, vergessen wir die ganze Geschichte.
Vergessen wir es. Wir können später
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darüber reden.
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Hm.
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Und wir kannten sehr wohl unsere Namen.
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Nachnamen? Die Information war
irrelevante derzeit.
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What can I do for you, sir?
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Guten Tag, ich möchte Sie darauf
hinweisen, dass mein Freund und ich
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Class auf dieser Linie fliegen, und zwar
schon seit zehn Jahren. Unser
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Flugbetrieb läuft erst seit sechs
Monaten.
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Verbessern Sie die Tatsachen nicht mit
Halbwahrheiten und Haarspalsereien.
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Ich weiß auch nicht, was er damit meinen
könnte.
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Nun, der Sturm hat uns alle miteinander
überrascht, und wir bitten um
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Entschuldigung für alle
Unannehmlichkeiten. Ich glaube, Sie
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Sie vorsicht haben.
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Doch, ich spreche mit Bill McNee vom
WNYX, der erfreut.
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Wow, mein Ruf eilt mir offenbar weit
voraus.
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Ich fürchte, nein. Er hat ein
Namensschild von der Tagung gelesen.
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Sir, wenn Sie jetzt bitte zur Seite
gehen wollen... Gehen Sie jetzt bitte
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Seite? Ist das Ihr neues Motto?
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Nein, aber ich kann wirklich nichts tun
gegen 45 cm Schnee auf den Start - und
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Landebahnen draußen.
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Und was ist mit den unzähligen
Zentimetern Elend hier drinnen? Können
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dagegen etwas tun?
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Verzeihen Sie noch einmal die
Unannehmlichkeiten, Mr. McNeil.
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Hier ist ein Pilotenabzeichen für Sie.
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Und dasselbe für Ihren Sohn. Empfehlung
von der Ehre.
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So ist das Leben, hm?
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Nein, das ist nicht das Leben, Bill.
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Nein. Du machst da draußen eine Szene
und bringst mich in Verlegenheit. Der
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Junge am Schalter war den Tränen nah.
Und wofür? Für das.
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Willkommen im Admiral's Club. Und das
ist erst der Anfang.
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Was kommt jetzt? Trittst du einer Oma
vor Schienbein wegen ihrer Schiffstüte?
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ein Blödsinn.
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Autsch!
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Did you guys ever stop to think about
how this might look to, you know... Who?
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The people upstairs?
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No, to the higher -ups.
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Oh, great. Now the trilateral commission
is trying to keep me from dating.
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Jimmy, do you have a problem with Joe
and I seeing a movie together?
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Only if it's that one where John
Travolta plays an angel. Boy, did that
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Way cool. Yeah, go ahead. Get out of
here, you lovebird.
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Well, that certainly clears things up
for us.
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All right.
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You have fun now?
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All right.
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Okay.
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What happened here? You're supposed to
take care of this.
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What are you talking about?
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Functional. Oh, come on.
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Seriously, let's say you're lying in
bed.
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You decide you want to read a book. What
book are you going to read? How about
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this one right here?
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Just get off the bed before you break
it. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, my goodness. This bed is probably
very therapeutic for Bill's, you know,
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he's got that lower back problem.
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Somehow I doubt that's its primary
purpose.
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What are you talking about?
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What else could it be?
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ever tell you you've got really
beautiful eyes?
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Oh,
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you got a little bit frisky.
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Why didn't you back me up with them?
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They would never ask me to back him up.
Okay, is this some kind of weird test to
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see if I can handle being the boss?
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No.
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Wait a minute. Is it?
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No. Wait a minute.
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Dave would never ask me if this is some
kind of weird test.
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Okay, I am not Dave.
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Dave wouldn't say that. I can run the
station, but I'm not going to run it
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exactly the way Dave does.
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See, that's why it's probably so hard
for you. No, it's hard for me because
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you're insane.
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Dave wouldn't say that.
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Nobody thinks it.
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Really? All the time.
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I love that funny little guy.
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Yo, fellas, two prime cuts of Omaha beef
without compliments.
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Enjoy. Thank you. Just one more thing.
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Yes, sir. I ordered French fries, not
frozen potato planks placed in the
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vicinity of some warm grease.
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Take these back and fry them, please.
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All right, sir. We'll get right on it.
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These people think they can buy me off
with their niceness, cretins.
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Bill, I don't understand. What is it
about a friendly face that makes you so
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hostile? I'm just cautious.
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Experience has taught me that every
toothy grin hides an extra row of teeth.
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Well, have you ever heard this
expression that you can catch more flies
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honey than you can with vinegar?
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Have you ever heard the expression only
a hillbilly sits around figuring out the
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best way to catch flies?
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All right, Colin, look, just as a
concession to me and this strange land
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which you find yourself, why don't you
just try to fake a little friendliness?
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Fake friendliness?
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I like it.
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What a diabolical little plan.
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I think we got it now.
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Hey, this is perfect.
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Can you do me just one more favor?
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Anything. Give me your hand.
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You, sir, are a credit to your
profession.
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A towering figure in the food service
pantheon.
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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever
said to me. Well, you deserve it, sir.
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Kudos to you. And kudos again.
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Hey, you know what?
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I think there's an extra bottle of
champagne back there. Would you fellas
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some of that?
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Now that would be just terrific -y -with
-ick.
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You've opened up a whole new world to
me.
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Do you have the keys, Matthew?
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Just get going.
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Don't even think about it.
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Oh, let me just wear them for a second.
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What?
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No. Well, let's not leave right now.
This place is like a fun house. Come on.
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Look at this.
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May I have this dance, milady?
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Let's not say we did.
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Oh, come on. I would be honored to dance
with the most beautiful princess in the
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whole ball.
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Matthew, you don't feel that way.
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Yeah, I do. No, you don't. It's just the
apartment. It's the mood lighting, the
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rotating bed, the body paint we found,
the erotic bidet. The what?
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The bunny fountain in the bathroom. Oh,
the bunny fountain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Exactly. Anything else, gentlemen?
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Oh, no, no. That was really great. Great
doesn't begin to describe it. That
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meal, sir, was an epiphany. That means I
liked it. Bravo, Garcon. Take a bow.
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Don't you think you're laying it on a
bit thick?
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Laying what on?
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The fake friendliness.
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You're not going to believe this, Dave,
but I actually forgot I was faking it.
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You mean? Yes.
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I was actually being friendly to that
guy. And you know what else?
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It felt pretty good.
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You're drunk.
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Well, sure, that helps, but there's more
to it than that.
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I feel friendly.
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Hey, welcome to the club.
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Are you actually telling me this is how
you feel all the time?
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Except when I'm around you, yeah.
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Mr. McNeil? Yes, my good man. Here's a
drink for you.
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Compliments of the gentleman at the bar.
He asked me to say it was from a
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friend. Well, tell him thanks.
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Thanks, buddy. That was mighty
neighborly of you. Well, I'm from
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that's how we do things here.
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Hey, this is the fellow I was telling
you about.
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We've actually met. You guys off duty?
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Yeah. Is it true what they say about
you?
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What's that?
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Oh, it's true, all right, fellas.
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Bill here is direct from New York City.
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Wow! Are you really from New York?
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The Big Apple itself.
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See? I told you he was from New York.
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Then he's probably never had a show -me
-state hello.
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Oh, I don't know if it would interest
Bill.
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It's got kind of a kick, you know?
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Hey, as a visitor to your little planet,
I insist.
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Give me this. Show me. Say hello.
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You got it. Now, put your hands over
your head. Right. Now, close your eyes.
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You see, you've fallen under the evil
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spell of Bill's Enchanted Condo.
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No.
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All right, then let me explain it to
you. These things are all designed to
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you feel the way you do right now.
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Well. Why would Bill want an apartment
that tricks people into thinking they
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love each other, huh?
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00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:18,410
Well, because Bill is just a really...
Let's just say that Bill, um, he needs
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people only to love him for a short
time. And these things, they just help
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to do that.
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00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:28,270
No, I don't have the faintest idea what
you're talking about.
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I know.
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That's what makes you so sweet.
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Took his shoes in his wallet, dumped
them in a ditch, and drove his rental
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into a river.
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00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:49,450
As far as we know, he's still walking
back to L .A.
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Good times, good times.
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You see, Dave, you were right after all.
Under the skin, we're all really the
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same.
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00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:05,430
Well, the brotherhood of man has never
seemed so repellent.
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00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,760
Well, we should probably wrap it up,
Bill. We have to get on the flight in
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five minutes. Relax, little guy.
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00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:16,320
Bill's got you all set up in first
class. You'll get on. That's right. Just
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tight and have another drink, Boy Scout.
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00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:21,620
That plane isn't going anywhere until
I'm damn good and ready.
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00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,780
If you want to go on a date, we're going
to go on a date. Plus, it's not even
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really a date.
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Hold on.
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It's not?
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Whatever. It is. It's no one's business
but ours.
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00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,220
Don't tell me to tell the boss. I'll be
happy to tell the boss when he gets back
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tomorrow.
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00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,180
When a man and a woman go to a movie, I
generally consider that a date. Call it
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whatever you want. Just don't let Issa
lay over there and know what you're
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talking about.
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00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,480
That's it.
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You, shut up. You, shut up. You, pay
attention.
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You and you are going on a date to the
movies. As a matter of fact, here's 50
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bucks. Why don't you make it dinner and
use these?
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If necessary.
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00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,590
These won't be necessary.
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Actually, I'm sort of a stickler about
safe sex.
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Go,
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00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:08,690
enjoy yourselves.
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00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,470
There you see? See what?
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00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,930
Dave's job's a lot harder than you
think, isn't it?
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00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:20,150
Were you doing this to teach me one of
your dumbass lessons?
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00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:24,870
Excuse me, but this particular dumbass
lesson, as you call it, was a long time
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coming for you. It's not so easy being
the boss, is it?
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00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,140
Well, you see, that's where you're
wrong, sir.
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Because I am having the time of my life.
So why don't you quit meddling, get off
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my couch, and drag your sorry ass out of
my office. Can I remind you? Yes, ma
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'am.
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Excuse me, I forgot my balls.
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I forgot to bring them to the mat.
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00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,540
I opened the door, I came in.
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00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,520
And look, there's a whole box under the
bed marked toys.
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00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,340
It's Bill from down the hall. I was
wondering if you could go water the
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in my apartment. I asked the redhead
from work to do it, but she's such a
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00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,440
case, she'll probably find a way to
botch the job.
365
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,579
Thanks a bunch.
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00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,580
You're the man.
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00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,640
Now, what would you do with that?
368
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,260
Did I ever tell you about my friend
Larry? He lives down the hall from me.
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Brilliant man.
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00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,600
You'd never know talking to him that
he's actually one of the busiest male
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prostitutes in the biz.
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00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:44,790
Oh.
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