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Hey Dave, what are you doing there?

Oh, I'm just cutting a few tickets. Ah,
aren't you curious to see a few

Hollywood film requisites?

No, actually I just have to... Okay,
okay, you've won. The requisites should

there. Oh, thank you, sir. Normally you
don't give so easily.

Yes, you know, I feel generous today. I
bought a whole box of requisites from a

big collector.

Hey Dave, have you seen the 10
birthdays?

Only about once a year. Ah yes, that's
nice.

Are you ready?

Na los, die original Steintafel, die
Charlton Heston in die Zehn Gebote

rumgeschleppt hat.

Wow, ich dachte, die wäre größer als
das. Ja, ich glaube, die haben dafür

Special Effects benutzt. Hier ist die
andere.

Wir reden von den Zehn Geboten mit
Charlton Heston, nicht wahr?

Keine Ahnung, habe ich nie gesehen.

Aber vielleicht kennen Sie einen kleinen
Film namens Sound of Music.

Wer könnte den vergessen?

Tja, dann.

Das Original Schwert.

Ich erinnere mich an kein Schwert in
Sound of Music.

Na dann lassen Sie mich Ihr Gedächtnis
mit dieser kleinen Nummer auffrischen.

Sound of Music.

Sound of Music. Music, Music. Sound of
Music. Wissen Sie noch?

Na gut, dann zeige ich Euch das nächste.

Vielleicht erinnert Ihr Jungs Euch an
den kleinen Film namens Citizen Kane.

Oh, mein Lieblingsfilm. Ja, dann wird
Euch das jetzt hier ganz schön umhauen.

Ta -da!

Rose Bowl?

No, it's more like Rose Bowl.

Ja, es ist mal wieder so weit. Es ist
Zeit für unsere jährliche

Mitarbeiterleistungsbewertung. Warte,
was? Jetzt schon? Oh Gott, ich habe

vollkommen vergessen, mich
einzuschleimen.

Aber du wirst dir nicht langsam leid,
dass ihr jedes Jahr sauer auf mich seid,

weil ich konstruktive und objektive
Kritik übe. Wir sind nicht sauer auf

Dave. Doch, seid ihr. Kommt schon. In
der Woche nach den Bewertungen startet

mich mit hasserfüllten Augen an. Das ist
nicht wahr. Ja, das ist unfair.

Ich starte dich das ganze Jahr über
hasserfüllt an.

Verstehe.

But this year I'm not going to create
the ratings.

Instead, you're going to rate each
other.

Oh, good. I'll start. Bill, you're doing
excellent work.

Thank you.

Private, under four eyes. Oh, okay. Then
I'll tell you the rest later under four

eyes. Good. Then please write your name
on a piece of paper and put it in the

hat.

Oh, whoever sees me will hopefully
notice that it's my hat.

Beth, when you want to start.

Oh, okay.

If she hears your name, she'll drag him
back and drag him again.

Shit.

Okay, great. And what's with this?

This is a complaint.

No, no, no, no, no. This is THE
complaint.

From what? From the film, On the Search
for Mrs. Complaint.

Have you ever been to the cinema?

Well, what's with that?

Basic instinct?

Oh,

my

God.

Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Ich bin nicht besessen. Besessen
heißt... Naja, du benutzt das Wort

ziemlich oft. Hey, Moment.

Nur weil man oft besessen sagt, ist man
noch lange nicht besessen. Ich meine,

besessen, das heißt... Wenn Sie doch in
den Kraft müssen, verbringen Sie sich

mit einer Zigarette, damit man Sie
ververrückt hält. Das kann natürlich

hinten losgehen. Manche Männer mögen
ihre Weibchen verrückt.

Nein, Dave, sehen Sie, wir beide reden
über juristischen Krempel. Ich verklage

den Kerl, der mich mit dem Zeug hier
übers Ohr gehauen hat. Ja, wenn du

bist, brauche ich dich draußen schon
wieder... Tut mir leid, das dauert noch.

Ich bin Jimmy's Anwalt.

Joe, hast du irgendwelche Erfahrungen
darin?

1987, Joe Gorelli wird wegen Trunkenheit
am Steuer erwischt. Klage abgewiesen.

1989, wieder Trunkenheit am Steuer.

Klage abgewiesen.

1994,

Trunkenheit am Steuer. Klage abgewiesen.
Nein, verurteilt.

That's my lawyer.

What's that?

Yes, there is a strictly secret
password, whose mention forces the judge

speak freely.

And then they have to be crushed in a
hidden cave.

And what's that called?

If I tell you, I have to kill you.

Okay, but who is it? It's not worth it.

No, forget it.

Well, congratulations on your right of
way.

Sure. Good day. Wait a minute, wait a
minute.

You support my whole case on such a
dirty secret word?

Mr. Jones. Mr.

Jones, tell me.

Dubu -Cain.

Dubu -Cain?

Dubu -Cain? What does that mean?

I have no idea.

I think we'll stick to my strategy.

Hi. Hello, Lisa. This is Beth.

Beth will test your performance today.

Really? Yes. Are you having fun?

Yes, I am.

Very interesting.

Okay, Beth, bitte fang an mit der
Bewertung.

Zunächst einmal möchte ich sagen, dass
meine Bewertung im Großen und Ganzen

positiv ist. Lisa ist sehr fähig und
eine sehr engagierte Reporterin. Und ihr

Auftreten im Büro finde ich meistens
ziemlich professionell. Gut.

Ich... Ich wünschte, ich könnte ihr
privates Verhalten genauso gut bewerten.

Sagen wir einfach, dass ich es nicht so
toll finde, Samstagabends eine Stunde im

strömenden Regen vor dem Kino
rumzustehen. Ich habe angerufen. Aber

funktioniert nicht. Dein Band
funktioniert?

Du weißt doch nicht, wie dein Band
funktioniert. Du glaubst also, ich...

ich denke, wir kommen jetzt vom Thema
ab. Also sollten wir uns auf die

Lisas beruflicher Leistung beschränken
und den Rest für die Ricky Lake Show

aufheben.

Gute Idee.

Okay.

Ich finde, Lisa kommuniziert ziemlich
gut. Sie kann sehr schnell tippen und

egal, was man von ihrer Garderobe halten
mag, immerhin ist Lisa pünktlich. Sie

hat meine Garderobe?

Das muss ich mir von jemandem sagen
lassen, dass ein Outfit hinter einen

Krabbenputter gehört?

Lisa sieht aus wie eine graue Maus.
Okay.

Hast du auch irgendwelche ernsthaften
Kritikpunkte? Ja.

Ganz im Ernst, ich habe bemerkt, dass du
manchmal irgendwie davon besessen bist,

für deine eigenen Ideen anerkannt zu
werden. Na gut.

Okay. Die Bewertungen durch Kollegen
waren meine Idee.

Du hast mir das nicht angerechnet und
ich bin nicht besessen. Naja, aber das

nicht mit mir zu tun. Doch, du hast sie
beauftragt, das zu sagen. Lisa, du bist

besessen.

Okay, Lisa, Lisa.

Tür zu.

Danke.

Jimmy James gegen die Kyle Martin
Enterprises Inc.

Würde Jimmy James bitte vortreten?

Sind Sie Jimmy James?

Ja.

Und dies ist Ihr Rechtsbeistand, oder?
Ja, das stimmt.

Der Meister Maurer erwartet die
Pyramiden.

Ich bitte um Verzeihung. Da bin ich
sicher.

Okay, wenn der Angeklagte dann bitte
nach vorne kommen würde. Ja, das ist der

Kerl, der mir den Kram verkauft hat.
Also bleiben Sie cool. Das ist ein

Hai.

Ich habe den Alten noch nie im Leben
gesehen.

Na klar.

Na gut, Bill, wen hast du erwischt?
Bevor wir anfangen, möchte ich dir noch

gratulieren, dass du diese Bewertung zu
einem so viel demokratischeren Ereignis

gemacht hast. Ja, danke, Bill. Wen hast
du erwischt?

Verehrung, Sir. Große Verehrung.
Nochmals danke. Wen hast du erwischt?

ist doch wunderbar, nicht wahr, Dave?

Oh je, du hast Catherine, oder?

Das wird ein Mordspaß werden.

Catherine!

Vorbildlich. Tut mir leid, vorbildlich
soll bedeuten... Ich weiß, was es

bedeutet.

Deine vollendete Professionalität vor
und hinter dem Mikrofon ist eine

Inspiration für uns alle. Und deswegen
können wir auch darüber hinwegsehen,

du aus der Portokasse klaust. Das ist
eine Frechheit. Außerdem versüßt du

Tage mit deiner Warmherzigkeit, deinem
schnellen Witz und deinen drolligen

Cartoons, auf denen du zeichnest, wie
Dave nackt aussehen könnte.

Das mache ich nicht. Du bist derjenige,
der dieses kranke Zeug malt und uns

zwingt, einen Blick drauf zu werfen.

Well,

before we begin, Beth, how are we doing
today?

Can we just do the stupid evaluations?
Get on with it, Matthew.

Beth communicates well with her co
-workers, including WNYX's anchorman,

McNeil. In the five years I have had the
good fortune of knowing Bill, who is

just the best employee and the best
friend a guy could have.

What?

Beth could improve her job performance
by paying more attention to Bill.

Helping Bill.

Uh, and being nicer to Bill.

What does that have to do with me?

Um, I have some thoughts about how you
dress.

Okay. Go ahead.

I think you should dress more like Bill.
Oh.

Matthew, you're supposed to be a value
-winning bet.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, on a scale of one being very poor to
a million being Bill, um, I give Beth

an eight, which is very good.

Bill is a million, and I am...

Hey, I only get a six.

Actually, between me and you, I get a
six and a half.

Matthew, Bill is not a god.

Time will tell.

Mr. James, do you recognize this item?

Yes, I do.

What is it?

Exhibit J.

Could you be a little more specific?

Yeah, yeah.

The defendant, that kid right there.

told me that was the actual skull of
George Lindsay.

You know, Goober from the Andy Griffith
Show.

Your Honor, this proves nothing.

Even if he could prove that I sold him
the skull, which he can't, he could not

prove that it does not belong to George
Goober Lindsay.

You raise a good point.

George Goober Lindsay is not dead.

Is to.

I would like to call to the stand George
Goober Lindsay.

Call me George.

Thank you.

Mr.

Lindsay, is this your skull?

No.

No further questions, Your Honor.

Thank you, Mr. Lindsay. You're
dismissed.

That's it?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Your excuse.

Thank you.

Counsel? If you wouldn't mind.

Oh,

thanks. Bugger. Bye.

Yeah?

Dave. What is so wrong about wanting to
get credit for your ideas?

There's nothing wrong with it, as long
as you don't get so obsessed with it

you hang around outside people's offices
waiting to ambush them. All right, I am

hardly waiting outside of your office to
ambush you, and for the last time, I am

not obsessing.

Come in, Lisa.

Okay, lover.

Hi, Chief.

Hi, Bill.

Where's my inquisitor?

You're looking at him.

You've got to be kidding.

No, I'll be doing your evaluation.

You're joking.

Everyone else gets evaluated by a peer,
and just by coincidence, I end up

staring into the grinning maw of Evil
Otto himself?

Evil Otto?

Look, Bill, I know that through most of
the year we have sort of an adversarial

relationship, but I'd like to put that
aside.

You're really enjoying this, aren't you,
you sick bastard?

And say that you are really very good at
your job, and I'm very happy with your

performance. Please keep up the good
work. How come I'm the only one who gets

dressed down by the boss man? Why me?

Bill, it's hardly a dressing down. I
said you're doing a great job. Keep up

good work. This is your way of letting
me know I'm on some kind of probation

here. Message received, my friend. Loud
glare!

Hey, Miss Jinx, just I might want to
give you a raise. What do you think?

No? Well, that's your call.

Would you please just drop it, all
right? Why can't you admit that you were

obsessed? And what's worse, you were
obsessed with not appearing to be

which would be a delightful conundrum if
it wasn't so maddening.

No, no, I'm not... No, I really don't
want to hear anything more about it.

Uh, Dave?

Mm -hmm? This is Lisa.

She'll be doing your evaluation.

Oh, sweet God.

There's really no reason to be alarmed,
Dave. My evaluation is really quite

favorable. All right.

Do it and put me out of my misery.

You're a great boss.

Mm -hmm.

And a wonderful leader. Mm -hmm. Um,
actually, the only criticism I have is a

very small... That I tend to take credit
for other people's ideas?

Yes.

Well, as long as we're in agreement
about that, I guess we're finished here.

I'm sorry I didn't tell the staff that
the new evaluation system was your idea,

but as far as I can recall, that is the
only instance.

That's how you want to play it?

December 9th of last year, I suggest we
rent. Jean Renoir is the month in the

country. Two weeks later, you recommend
it to Catherine without telling her who

exposed you to it. Ari, you're just
being vindictive. Yes, I am. Get

comfortable.

January 3rd, I persuaded you to try
portobello mushrooms for the first time.

Well, judging from the expressions on
your face, I'm going to assume that the

new employee evaluation system is not
exactly a big hit.

You're all staring at me with hatred in
your eyes. What a tremendous surprise

for me.

You know, it's really too bad because,
you know, from my own tough but fair

evaluation, I learned something about
myself that I think is really going to

help me. Hold it there.

You barfed in the punch bowl we all
share, and now you expect us to believe

alphabet soup?

What? You know what the jackass means,
Evil Otto.

Moving right along, it was pointed out
to me that I sometimes tend to not give

credit where credit is due.

For example, the idea of having you
evaluate each other, that wasn't my

That was Lisa's.

Well, that's pretty much all I had to
say.

Thanks for meeting some of them.

Oh, hey, at least we've learned a little
bit about ourselves, huh?

that you, Brenner, did not wear a wig in
the King and I.

Enough.

You have successfully proven that you
have a large box full of junk. I applaud

you. Not since the People vs.

Junkyard Jones has a box full of junk
been quite so thoroughly documented.

In fact, if I were this young man, I
would countersue you for reckless

prosecution and for defamation of
character and for just...

generally wasting everybody's time.

Do you have anything to say in your
defense?

Two bouquins.

I hereby find in favor of the guy with
the box full of junk, and I sentence the

kid to one month in a juvenile ward for
psychiatric evaluation.

Everybody, that's enough.

Come on, you're obviously all mad at
each other and you're mad at me, and so

think it's time that we just talk this
out, okay?

All right, fine.

You leave me no choice. Plan B it is.

Ladies and gentlemen, nobody will leave
this office tonight until we have

a group hug.

Group hug?

Hmm. I bet this was Dave's idea.

Lisa's always taking credit for his
ideas.

Oh, well.

Oh, I suppose this is Lisa's way of
insinuating that I am not a team player.

What a bitch.

Well, I'll show her.

hugging each other.

I have got to get me some of this
action.

Oh, I knew it. Underneath it all, Bill's
just a big old thought.

That makes me want to give him a big
hug.

I just wish those other people weren't
involved.

Well, he can't have everything.

videos, drop off my dry cleaning.

Hey, group hug.

Terrific.

I can't believe this worked.

You are a remarkable woman.

I know.

But please stop pinching my butt in
front of all these people.

What? I can't believe Lisa's letting me
get away with this.

This, for example, is the actual bird
from To Kill a Mockingbird.

How much? Five bucks.

All right, and this, well, of course you
know what this is.

Yeah, a grit.

Yeah, yeah, it's from that western, uh,
True Grits.

How much? Five bucks.

There you go.

Can I buy him a cuddle?

Ten bucks.

All right.

There you go.

Boy.