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New York.
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HEY EVERYBODY,
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HEY EVERYBODY,
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HEY EVERYBODY,
WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW. My name is
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WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW. My name is
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WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW. My name is
John Stew. We got a great show for you
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John Stew. We got a great show for you
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John Stew. We got a great show for you
tonight. Later on, we're going to be
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tonight. Later on, we're going to be
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tonight. Later on, we're going to be
joined by Senator Reverend Dr. Raphael
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joined by Senator Reverend Dr. Raphael
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joined by Senator Reverend Dr. Raphael
Waro of the great state of Georgia. He's
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Waro of the great state of Georgia. He's
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Waro of the great state of Georgia. He's
going to be coming out.
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But
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But
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But
first things first,
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first things first,
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first things first,
HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
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DID YOU DO LIKE I did and have an Iran
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DID YOU DO LIKE I did and have an Iran
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DID YOU DO LIKE I did and have an Iran
negotiations watch party
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fire,
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fire,
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fire,
right? You know, for a while it felt
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right? You know, for a while it felt
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right? You know, for a while it felt
like the Iran war was slipping away from
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like the Iran war was slipping away from
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like the Iran war was slipping away from
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us.
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us.
just felt like every negotiation we just
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just felt like every negotiation we just
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just felt like every negotiation we just
had too big a petroleum deficit to
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had too big a petroleum deficit to
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had too big a petroleum deficit to
overcome.
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overcome.
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overcome.
But for those of us who believed enough
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But for those of us who believed enough
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But for those of us who believed enough
to stick it out, Saturday night, out of
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to stick it out, Saturday night, out of
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to stick it out, Saturday night, out of
nowhere was the moment we've been
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nowhere was the moment we've been
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nowhere was the moment we've been
waiting for.
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waiting for.
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waiting for.
>> President Trump says the US and Iran
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>> President Trump says the US and Iran
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>> President Trump says the US and Iran
have reached an agreement to negotiate
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have reached an agreement to negotiate
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have reached an agreement to negotiate
an end to the war.
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>> MAN,
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>> MAN,
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>> MAN,
YES.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW INVESTED our
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I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW INVESTED our
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I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW INVESTED our
country is
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country is
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country is
in
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in
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in
freeing maritime shipping lanes.
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Give Donald Trump credit. He inherited a
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Give Donald Trump credit. He inherited a
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Give Donald Trump credit. He inherited a
mess. President Obama made a deal, the
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mess. President Obama made a deal, the
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mess. President Obama made a deal, the
Iran nuclear deal, which was a terrible
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Iran nuclear deal, which was a terrible
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Iran nuclear deal, which was a terrible
deal. that horrible stupid deal where
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deal. that horrible stupid deal where
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deal. that horrible stupid deal where
President Obama paid $150 billion for
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President Obama paid $150 billion for
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President Obama paid $150 billion for
nothing.
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nothing.
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nothing.
>> So they tried to bribe them to make a
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>> So they tried to bribe them to make a
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>> So they tried to bribe them to make a
deal and that didn't work. It never
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deal and that didn't work. It never
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deal and that didn't work. It never
works.
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works.
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works.
>> Unbel Exactly.
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>> Unbel Exactly.
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>> Unbel Exactly.
Thank you, sir.
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Thank you, sir.
What kind of aing idiot
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What kind of aing idiot
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What kind of aing idiot
would try and dangle billions of dollars
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would try and dangle billions of dollars
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would try and dangle billions of dollars
in exchange for a deal with Iran? We are
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in exchange for a deal with Iran? We are
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in exchange for a deal with Iran? We are
learning more details right now about
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learning more details right now about
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learning more details right now about
the agreement to end the war with Iran.
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the agreement to end the war with Iran.
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the agreement to end the war with Iran.
>> US officials did mention that in
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>> US officials did mention that in
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>> US officials did mention that in
addition to sanctions relief and the
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addition to sanctions relief and the
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addition to sanctions relief and the
unfreezing of Iranian funds, there could
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unfreezing of Iranian funds, there could
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unfreezing of Iranian funds, there could
be something like a $300 billion fund to
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be something like a $300 billion fund to
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be something like a $300 billion fund to
help rebuild Iran.
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I guess it's that kind ofing idiot.
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I guess it's that kind ofing idiot.
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I guess it's that kind ofing idiot.
THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS. DONE.
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ONLY THE GREAT DONALD Trump could fight
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ONLY THE GREAT DONALD Trump could fight
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ONLY THE GREAT DONALD Trump could fight
a costly war to get the United States to
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a costly war to get the United States to
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a costly war to get the United States to
remove the sanctions put on Iran by
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remove the sanctions put on Iran by
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remove the sanctions put on Iran by
Donald Trump.
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Donald Trump.
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Donald Trump.
In the words of the great Winston
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In the words of the great Winston
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In the words of the great Winston
Churchill, you played yourself.
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But the important thing is we're going
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But the important thing is we're going
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But the important thing is we're going
to focus the entirety of the show today
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to focus the entirety of the show today
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to focus the entirety of the show today
on the complexity of what a new nuclear
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on the complexity of what a new nuclear
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on the complexity of what a new nuclear
enrichment inspection regime will look
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enrichment inspection regime will look
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enrichment inspection regime will look
like for the hardliners that are now in
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like for the hardliners that are now in
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like for the hardliners that are now in
I'm just
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I'm just
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I'm just
I've beening WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
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I've beening WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
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I've beening WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
I'M THIS WHOLE SHOW I'VE JUST BEEN WITH
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I'M THIS WHOLE SHOW I'VE JUST BEEN WITH
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I'M THIS WHOLE SHOW I'VE JUST BEEN WITH
YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO TALK
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YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO TALK
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YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT. FREE THROW FROM
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ABOUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT. FREE THROW FROM
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ABOUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT. FREE THROW FROM
OG AND NOI ICE. A 9490 VICTORY BY NEW
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OG AND NOI ICE. A 9490 VICTORY BY NEW
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OG AND NOI ICE. A 9490 VICTORY BY NEW
YORK NEW YORK ENDING 53 years of
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YORK NEW YORK ENDING 53 years of
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YORK NEW YORK ENDING 53 years of
basketball futility and the people
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basketball futility and the people
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basketball futility and the people
responded with the appropriate level of
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responded with the appropriate level of
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responded with the appropriate level of
chill.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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By the way,
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By the way,
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By the way,
do you ever be sitting at home and
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do you ever be sitting at home and
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do you ever be sitting at home and
you're watching this kind of footage and
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you're watching this kind of footage and
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you're watching this kind of footage and
you wonder to yourself, who the are
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you wonder to yourself, who the are
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you wonder to yourself, who the are
these people
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these people
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these people
out in the streets of New York losing
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out in the streets of New York losing
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out in the streets of New York losing
their minds?
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their minds?
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their minds?
Well, funny story.
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Well, funny story.
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Well, funny story.
The little guy on top of that other
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The little guy on top of that other
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The little guy on top of that other
guy's shoulders, HE WORKS HERE.
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guy's shoulders, HE WORKS HERE.
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guy's shoulders, HE WORKS HERE.
THAT'S ONE OF OUR
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YEAH, THAT THAT CAME ACROSS OUR FEED AND
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YEAH, THAT THAT CAME ACROSS OUR FEED AND
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YEAH, THAT THAT CAME ACROSS OUR FEED AND
WE'RE LIKE, "What the
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That's one of our writers, Mr. Scott
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That's one of our writers, Mr. Scott
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That's one of our writers, Mr. Scott
Herkman." SCOTT.
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>> HEY, BOSS.
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>> HEY, BOSS.
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>> HEY, BOSS.
>> HEY, just out of curiosity. Was that you
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>> HEY, just out of curiosity. Was that you
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>> HEY, just out of curiosity. Was that you
in that video?
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in that video?
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in that video?
>> No.
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>> Scott.
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>> Scott.
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>> Scott.
>> Yeah.
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to the random question. Why are YOU
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to the random question. Why are YOU
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to the random question. Why are YOU
STILL ON THE SHOULDERS?
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STILL ON THE SHOULDERS?
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STILL ON THE SHOULDERS?
>> I'm very superstitious, so I'm up here
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>> I'm very superstitious, so I'm up here
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>> I'm very superstitious, so I'm up here
till next YEAR'S FINALS. LET'S GO.
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till next YEAR'S FINALS. LET'S GO.
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till next YEAR'S FINALS. LET'S GO.
>> ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE, SCOTT. And
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>> ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE, SCOTT. And
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>> ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE, SCOTT. And
guys, Scott sits on now. GET OUT OF
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guys, Scott sits on now. GET OUT OF
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guys, Scott sits on now. GET OUT OF
HERE. GIVE ME THAT JERSEY. GET OUT.
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HERE. GIVE ME THAT JERSEY. GET OUT.
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HERE. GIVE ME THAT JERSEY. GET OUT.
>> LET'S GO NEXT.
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>> LET'S GO NEXT.
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>> LET'S GO NEXT.
>> ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE.
>> That was my favorite part. It was an
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>> That was my favorite part. It was an
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>> That was my favorite part. It was an
incredible night. ALL ACROSS THE CITY.
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incredible night. ALL ACROSS THE CITY.
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incredible night. ALL ACROSS THE CITY.
Everyone was out celebrating. They were
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Everyone was out celebrating. They were
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Everyone was out celebrating. They were
in the streets. They were in the
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in the streets. They were in the
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in the streets. They were in the
subways. Uh we had we had drum lines. We
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subways. Uh we had we had drum lines. We
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subways. Uh we had we had drum lines. We
had BAG PIPES. WE HAD FIREWORKS, BAG
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had BAG PIPES. WE HAD FIREWORKS, BAG
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had BAG PIPES. WE HAD FIREWORKS, BAG
PIPES, AND WE HAD AN MTA bus driver
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PIPES, AND WE HAD AN MTA bus driver
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PIPES, AND WE HAD AN MTA bus driver
breaking it down.
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MTA, more like MT sleigh.
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MTA, more like MT sleigh.
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MTA, more like MT sleigh.
By the way, I love how the bus driver
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By the way, I love how the bus driver
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By the way, I love how the bus driver
gave back the liquor bottle they handed
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gave back the liquor bottle they handed
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gave back the liquor bottle they handed
him. Like, uh, no, seriously, I do have
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him. Like, uh, no, seriously, I do have
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him. Like, uh, no, seriously, I do have
to drive.
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to drive.
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to drive.
I am I am in fact a professional bus
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I am I am in fact a professional bus
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I am I am in fact a professional bus
driver who works. It was such a special
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driver who works. It was such a special
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driver who works. It was such a special
night. Uh, the Knicks victory brought
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night. Uh, the Knicks victory brought
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night. Uh, the Knicks victory brought
out appearances by the entire NYCU.
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out appearances by the entire NYCU.
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out appearances by the entire NYCU.
There was Spider-Man and there was also
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There was Spider-Man and there was also
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There was Spider-Man and there was also
Spider-Man and then there was of course
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Spider-Man and then there was of course
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Spider-Man and then there was of course
Spider-Man and OH NO SPIDER-MAN
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Spider-Man and OH NO SPIDER-MAN
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Spider-Man and OH NO SPIDER-MAN
AND THEN THERE WAS BATMAN AND OF COURSE
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AND THEN THERE WAS BATMAN AND OF COURSE
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AND THEN THERE WAS BATMAN AND OF COURSE
BACK TO SPIDER-MAN.
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BACK TO SPIDER-MAN.
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BACK TO SPIDER-MAN.
>> AMAZING. WE CHAMPS FINALLY. It's been
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>> AMAZING. WE CHAMPS FINALLY. It's been
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>> AMAZING. WE CHAMPS FINALLY. It's been
forever.
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WHO gave Spider-Man the microphone?
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WHO gave Spider-Man the microphone?
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WHO gave Spider-Man the microphone?
By the way, I wonder if when those
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By the way, I wonder if when those
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By the way, I wonder if when those
Spider-Man saw each other, you know, if
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Spider-Man saw each other, you know, if
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Spider-Man saw each other, you know, if
there was any confusion about which one
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there was any confusion about which one
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there was any confusion about which one
was I wonder if they were
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was I wonder if they were
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was I wonder if they were
all right
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all right
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all right
I'm
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acting out there. All right.
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acting out there. All right.
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acting out there. All right.
And then just when you thought it was
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And then just when you thought it was
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And then just when you thought it was
over,
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over,
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over,
NYCU
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NYCU
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NYCU
brought out a postredit cutscene
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brought out a postredit cutscene
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brought out a postredit cutscene
of the Hulk.
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Hulk smash.
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Hulk smash.
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Hulk smash.
HULK ANGRY.
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HULK ANGRY.
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HULK ANGRY.
HULK BET SPURS IN SIX.
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That dude was just whailing on anybody
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That dude was just whailing on anybody
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That dude was just whailing on anybody
was. But you know what's crazy?
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was. But you know what's crazy?
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was. But you know what's crazy?
If that guy throwing them hay makers had
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If that guy throwing them hay makers had
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If that guy throwing them hay makers had
BEEN WEBBY, THE REFS WOULDN'T HAVEING
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BEEN WEBBY, THE REFS WOULDN'T HAVEING
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BEEN WEBBY, THE REFS WOULDN'T HAVEING
CALLED IT A FOUL. THEY WOULD NOT. They
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CALLED IT A FOUL. THEY WOULD NOT. They
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CALLED IT A FOUL. THEY WOULD NOT. They
would HAVE LET IT GO. HE COULD HAVE BEEN
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would HAVE LET IT GO. HE COULD HAVE BEEN
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would HAVE LET IT GO. HE COULD HAVE BEEN
THROWING THOSE. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT HIM
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THROWING THOSE. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT HIM
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THROWING THOSE. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT HIM
TO CONTROL HIS MOVEMENTS? THE ARMS ARE
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TO CONTROL HIS MOVEMENTS? THE ARMS ARE
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TO CONTROL HIS MOVEMENTS? THE ARMS ARE
SO LONG.
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HOW CAN YOU NOT TRIP PEOPLE? HE'S 112 FT
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HOW CAN YOU NOT TRIP PEOPLE? HE'S 112 FT
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HOW CAN YOU NOT TRIP PEOPLE? HE'S 112 FT
TALL.
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TALL.
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TALL.
Would you call a foul ON THE EMPIRE
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Would you call a foul ON THE EMPIRE
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Would you call a foul ON THE EMPIRE
STATE BUILDING? NO, YOU WOULDN'T.
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STATE BUILDING? NO, YOU WOULDN'T.
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STATE BUILDING? NO, YOU WOULDN'T.
And by the way, New York is so awesome
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And by the way, New York is so awesome
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And by the way, New York is so awesome
that even the people here that aren't
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that even the people here that aren't
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that even the people here that aren't
superheroes were suddenly superheroes.
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superheroes were suddenly superheroes.
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superheroes were suddenly superheroes.
It's like the whole city had been bitten
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It's like the whole city had been bitten
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It's like the whole city had been bitten
by a radioactive spider.
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by a radioactive spider.
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by a radioactive spider.
My favorite though was this guy casually
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My favorite though was this guy casually
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My favorite though was this guy casually
parkouring across a light fixture to go
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parkouring across a light fixture to go
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parkouring across a light fixture to go
from one end of the bus to the other.
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from one end of the bus to the other.
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from one end of the bus to the other.
That's badass because I don't know if
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That's badass because I don't know if
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That's badass because I don't know if
you know this on those buses. Perfectly
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you know this on those buses. Perfectly
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you know this on those buses. Perfectly
passable aisle.
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passable aisle.
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passable aisle.
You could have just walked down the
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You could have just walked down the
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You could have just walked down the
aisle.
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aisle.
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aisle.
And ladies and gentlemen, while I am not
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And ladies and gentlemen, while I am not
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And ladies and gentlemen, while I am not
technically in light postcaling shape, I
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technically in light postcaling shape, I
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technically in light postcaling shape, I
did attend the festivities. My friend
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did attend the festivities. My friend
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did attend the festivities. My friend
Mr. Robert Smeiggel, one of his sons, my
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Mr. Robert Smeiggel, one of his sons, my
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Mr. Robert Smeiggel, one of his sons, my
son, my wife, down in the village,
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son, my wife, down in the village,
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son, my wife, down in the village,
outdoor watch party. Pretty cool. And I
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outdoor watch party. Pretty cool. And I
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outdoor watch party. Pretty cool. And I
handled it. I was pretty pretty cool.
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handled it. I was pretty pretty cool.
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handled it. I was pretty pretty cool.
Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
Oh my god.
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To be fair to me, I thought I was
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To be fair to me, I thought I was
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To be fair to me, I thought I was
filming the game and I just don't know
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filming the game and I just don't know
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filming the game and I just don't know
how to work my phone.
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OH MY GOD. I REALLY sound like I just
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OH MY GOD. I REALLY sound like I just
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OH MY GOD. I REALLY sound like I just
got a perfect colonoscopy report. OH MY
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got a perfect colonoscopy report. OH MY
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got a perfect colonoscopy report. OH MY
GOD.
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GOD.
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GOD.
NOT A POLIP IN SIGHT.
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THERE WAS truly no place I would have
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THERE WAS truly no place I would have
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THERE WAS truly no place I would have
rather been than right on the streets of
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rather been than right on the streets of
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rather been than right on the streets of
New York. And shout out to the unsung
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New York. And shout out to the unsung
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New York. And shout out to the unsung
MVPs of the night. The people who had
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MVPs of the night. The people who had
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MVPs of the night. The people who had
the genius idea to go out on their fire
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the genius idea to go out on their fire
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the genius idea to go out on their fire
escapes and project the game onto the
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escapes and project the game onto the
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escapes and project the game onto the
sides of building. No matter where you
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sides of building. No matter where you
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sides of building. No matter where you
were, the game was on. From Central Park
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were, the game was on. From Central Park
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were, the game was on. From Central Park
to those uh phone charging kiosks to a
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to those uh phone charging kiosks to a
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to those uh phone charging kiosks to a
top the head of this one kindly
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top the head of this one kindly
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top the head of this one kindly
gentleman.
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gentleman.
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gentleman.
IT WAS AMAZING.
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FOUR HOURS. No one had the heart to tell
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FOUR HOURS. No one had the heart to tell
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FOUR HOURS. No one had the heart to tell
them, "You have to you have to plug it
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them, "You have to you have to plug it
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them, "You have to you have to plug it
in."
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And of course, our always MVPs who keep
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And of course, our always MVPs who keep
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And of course, our always MVPs who keep
this city safe and clean for the rest of
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this city safe and clean for the rest of
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this city safe and clean for the rest of
us to enjoy. New York's finest, New
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us to enjoy. New York's finest, New
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us to enjoy. New York's finest, New
York's bravest, and New York's
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York's bravest, and New York's
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York's bravest, and New York's
definitely strongest, the sanitation
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definitely strongest, the sanitation
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definitely strongest, the sanitation
department. And also these two guys who
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department. And also these two guys who
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department. And also these two guys who
clearly thought this is our chance to do
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clearly thought this is our chance to do
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clearly thought this is our chance to do
our part and help out the city
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our part and help out the city
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our part and help out the city
and get rid of a body.
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T-shirt bros aren't out on the city at
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T-shirt bros aren't out on the city at
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T-shirt bros aren't out on the city at
5:00 a.m. throwing garbage bags into a
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5:00 a.m. throwing garbage bags into a
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5:00 a.m. throwing garbage bags into a
truck unless they really need to get rid
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truck unless they really need to get rid
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truck unless they really need to get rid
of
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of
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of
I left the city at 3:00 a.m. It was a
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I left the city at 3:00 a.m. It was a
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I left the city at 3:00 a.m. It was a
bit of a mess. by 8 am. It's like the
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bit of a mess. by 8 am. It's like the
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bit of a mess. by 8 am. It's like the
night never happened because they had to
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night never happened because they had to
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night never happened because they had to
get ready for the Puerto Rican Day
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get ready for the Puerto Rican Day
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get ready for the Puerto Rican Day
parade, the World Cup and pride
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parade, the World Cup and pride
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parade, the World Cup and pride
cray here. And they did it unbelievably
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cray here. And they did it unbelievably
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cray here. And they did it unbelievably
well and beautifully. The point is this
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well and beautifully. The point is this
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well and beautifully. The point is this
whole moment really showed the joy and
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whole moment really showed the joy and
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whole moment really showed the joy and
beauty of life in this big city. I I I I
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beauty of life in this big city. I I I I
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beauty of life in this big city. I I I I
have to tell you, I was so proud,
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have to tell you, I was so proud,
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have to tell you, I was so proud,
so happy.
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so happy.
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so happy.
Truly,
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Truly,
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Truly,
I I'll be honest with you. I don't think
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I I'll be honest with you. I don't think
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I I'll be honest with you. I don't think
there's anyone out there who could look
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there's anyone out there who could look
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there's anyone out there who could look
at those celebrations
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at those celebrations
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at those celebrations
and see anything other than America at
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and see anything other than America at
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and see anything other than America at
its best.
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its best.
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its best.
>> Celebrations turning into full-blown
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>> Celebrations turning into full-blown
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>> Celebrations turning into full-blown
chaos, mayhem in Manhattan. Unruly
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chaos, mayhem in Manhattan. Unruly
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chaos, mayhem in Manhattan. Unruly
troublemakers. One person was shot, four
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00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:16,880
troublemakers. One person was shot, four
479
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,150
troublemakers. One person was shot, four
injured in slashings or stabbings, and
480
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:20,160
injured in slashings or stabbings, and
481
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,670
injured in slashings or stabbings, and
five police cars were badly damaged.
482
00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:23,680
five police cars were badly damaged.
483
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,350
five police cars were badly damaged.
>> Um, on a Saturday night,
484
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:27,360
>> Um, on a Saturday night,
485
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:32,949
>> Um, on a Saturday night,
I think that might be a record low,
486
00:12:32,949 --> 00:12:32,959
487
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,790
but no, I GET I GET WHAT THEY'RE TRYING
488
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:34,800
but no, I GET I GET WHAT THEY'RE TRYING
489
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,710
but no, I GET I GET WHAT THEY'RE TRYING
TO DO. I GET WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO.
490
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:36,720
TO DO. I GET WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO.
491
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,990
TO DO. I GET WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO.
They're focusing on the bad stuff.
492
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:38,000
They're focusing on the bad stuff.
493
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,629
They're focusing on the bad stuff.
Uhhuh. To portray that the prevailing
494
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:40,639
Uhhuh. To portray that the prevailing
495
00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,629
Uhhuh. To portray that the prevailing
emotion and behavior in New York City on
496
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:42,639
emotion and behavior in New York City on
497
00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,870
emotion and behavior in New York City on
that Saturday night was one of chaos and
498
00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:44,880
that Saturday night was one of chaos and
499
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,269
that Saturday night was one of chaos and
barbarity. But I was there. You're
500
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:47,279
barbarity. But I was there. You're
501
00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:50,629
barbarity. But I was there. You're
lying. It wasn't. It was an overwhelming
502
00:12:50,629 --> 00:12:50,639
lying. It wasn't. It was an overwhelming
503
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,910
lying. It wasn't. It was an overwhelming
sense of joy and solidarity and
504
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:53,920
sense of joy and solidarity and
505
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,269
sense of joy and solidarity and
diversity and community and a good
506
00:12:57,269 --> 00:12:57,279
diversity and community and a good
507
00:12:57,279 --> 00:13:00,069
diversity and community and a good
amount of crying and a lot of contact
508
00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:00,079
amount of crying and a lot of contact
509
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:04,629
amount of crying and a lot of contact
high. And we are just so sorry,
510
00:13:04,629 --> 00:13:04,639
high. And we are just so sorry,
511
00:13:04,639 --> 00:13:06,949
high. And we are just so sorry,
right-wing media, that we in New York
512
00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:06,959
right-wing media, that we in New York
513
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:09,509
right-wing media, that we in New York
City couldn't live up to your definition
514
00:13:09,509 --> 00:13:09,519
City couldn't live up to your definition
515
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:30,230
City couldn't live up to your definition
of a peaceful gathering.
516
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:30,240
517
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,230
Now that's how you behave in public.
518
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:32,240
Now that's how you behave in public.
519
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,990
Now that's how you behave in public.
Although to be fair to that mob, you
520
00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:34,000
Although to be fair to that mob, you
521
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,870
Although to be fair to that mob, you
know, they lost. So
522
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:38,880
523
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,430
anger justifiable. But I guess it's all
524
00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:41,440
anger justifiable. But I guess it's all
525
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,590
anger justifiable. But I guess it's all
about what side of the aisle you sit on.
526
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:43,600
about what side of the aisle you sit on.
527
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,389
about what side of the aisle you sit on.
Where you see a mob destroying a school
528
00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:46,399
Where you see a mob destroying a school
529
00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:49,829
Where you see a mob destroying a school
bus, I see people of all faiths and
530
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:49,839
bus, I see people of all faiths and
531
00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:53,590
bus, I see people of all faiths and
creeds and colors and sexualities coming
532
00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:53,600
creeds and colors and sexualities coming
533
00:13:53,600 --> 00:14:02,710
creeds and colors and sexualities coming
together to destroy a school bus.
534
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:02,720
535
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,949
It ain't a melting pot until YOU LIGHT
536
00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:04,959
It ain't a melting pot until YOU LIGHT
537
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:08,870
It ain't a melting pot until YOU LIGHT
THAT ON FIRE.
538
00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:08,880
539
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,670
SO, right-wing media, you cannot tear us
540
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:11,680
SO, right-wing media, you cannot tear us
541
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,269
SO, right-wing media, you cannot tear us
apart. Our mayor is Muslim. Our bagels
542
00:14:15,269 --> 00:14:15,279
apart. Our mayor is Muslim. Our bagels
543
00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:21,430
apart. Our mayor is Muslim. Our bagels
are Jewish. Our Timoth Shalomé.
544
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:21,440
545
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:32,150
>> Nixon five.
546
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:32,160
547
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,189
>> But you know, honestly, look, man, some
548
00:14:35,189 --> 00:14:35,199
>> But you know, honestly, look, man, some
549
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:36,629
>> But you know, honestly, look, man, some
happened that wasn't great. The
550
00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:36,639
happened that wasn't great. The
551
00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:39,430
happened that wasn't great. The
night was marred by some violence. I
552
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:39,440
night was marred by some violence. I
553
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,629
night was marred by some violence. I
mean, what would you guys on the right
554
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:40,639
mean, what would you guys on the right
555
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:41,750
mean, what would you guys on the right
rather be watching?
556
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:41,760
rather be watching?
557
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,949
rather be watching?
>> The White House is getting ready to
558
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:42,959
>> The White House is getting ready to
559
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:45,189
>> The White House is getting ready to
rumble with UFC. Very excited to see
560
00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:45,199
rumble with UFC. Very excited to see
561
00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:45,670
rumble with UFC. Very excited to see
this
562
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:45,680
this
563
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,670
this
>> epic epic day.
564
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:47,680
>> epic epic day.
565
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,189
>> epic epic day.
>> Hey, isn't that awesome? Fight night.
566
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:51,199
>> Hey, isn't that awesome? Fight night.
567
00:14:51,199 --> 00:14:53,030
>> Hey, isn't that awesome? Fight night.
I'm actually personally looking forward
568
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:53,040
I'm actually personally looking forward
569
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,910
I'm actually personally looking forward
to it very very much. I have a ticket
570
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:55,920
to it very very much. I have a ticket
571
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,150
to it very very much. I have a ticket
plus one. My brother got to tell you,
572
00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:58,160
plus one. My brother got to tell you,
573
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,069
plus one. My brother got to tell you,
I'm feel like my life is going to change
574
00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:00,079
I'm feel like my life is going to change
575
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:11,670
I'm feel like my life is going to change
this weekend.
576
00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:11,680
577
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,350
Is that guy trying to his brother? What?
578
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:13,360
Is that guy trying to his brother? What?
579
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:19,269
Is that guy trying to his brother? What?
What? I don't know what's going on here.
580
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:19,279
581
00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:21,110
Got to take my breath. We're probably
582
00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:21,120
Got to take my breath. We're probably
583
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,310
Got to take my breath. We're probably
going to be holding on. We I don't know
584
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:22,320
going to be holding on. We I don't know
585
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,829
going to be holding on. We I don't know
what's going to happen.
586
00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:25,839
587
00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:28,870
So, you didn't care for New York's
588
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:28,880
So, you didn't care for New York's
589
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,629
So, you didn't care for New York's
joyful night marred by a small amount of
590
00:15:32,629 --> 00:15:32,639
joyful night marred by a small amount of
591
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:35,189
joyful night marred by a small amount of
violence because it wasn't focused
592
00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:35,199
violence because it wasn't focused
593
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:38,629
violence because it wasn't focused
enough on the violence part.
594
00:15:38,629 --> 00:15:38,639
enough on the violence part.
595
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,710
enough on the violence part.
Yes, Sunday night gave the president and
596
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:40,720
Yes, Sunday night gave the president and
597
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,269
Yes, Sunday night gave the president and
his acolytes an opportunity to rebut the
598
00:15:43,269 --> 00:15:43,279
his acolytes an opportunity to rebut the
599
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,189
his acolytes an opportunity to rebut the
joyous communion of teamwork that
600
00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:45,199
joyous communion of teamwork that
601
00:15:45,199 --> 00:15:47,750
joyous communion of teamwork that
embodied the New York nickerbachers for
602
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:47,760
embodied the New York nickerbachers for
603
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,189
embodied the New York nickerbachers for
a joyless Vegas style trudge through the
604
00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:51,199
a joyless Vegas style trudge through the
605
00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:53,749
a joyless Vegas style trudge through the
people's house now transformed into a
606
00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:53,759
people's house now transformed into a
607
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:56,150
people's house now transformed into a
goldplated pummeling center where the
608
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:56,160
goldplated pummeling center where the
609
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,269
goldplated pummeling center where the
gladiator's god was praised for his
610
00:15:59,269 --> 00:15:59,279
gladiator's god was praised for his
611
00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:02,550
gladiator's god was praised for his
forbearance and of course nutsack.
612
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:02,560
forbearance and of course nutsack.
613
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,550
forbearance and of course nutsack.
>> Shout out to Trump for having the balls
614
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:04,560
>> Shout out to Trump for having the balls
615
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,949
>> Shout out to Trump for having the balls
to put some like this on. And if
616
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:06,959
to put some like this on. And if
617
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:08,710
to put some like this on. And if
you were at home watching this, thinking
618
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:08,720
you were at home watching this, thinking
619
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,069
you were at home watching this, thinking
to yourself, "Is this a parody? Are they
620
00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:12,079
to yourself, "Is this a parody? Are they
621
00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:15,509
to yourself, "Is this a parody? Are they
filming?"
622
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:15,519
623
00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,030
Next thing you know, they will be
624
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:17,040
Next thing you know, they will be
625
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,509
Next thing you know, they will be
branding the cutaways to our country's
626
00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:19,519
branding the cutaways to our country's
627
00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:21,110
branding the cutaways to our country's
commanderin-chief.
628
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:21,120
commanderin-chief.
629
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,870
commanderin-chief.
>> Uh, got to thank President Trump for
630
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:22,880
>> Uh, got to thank President Trump for
631
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,310
>> Uh, got to thank President Trump for
making this happen. This is
632
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:24,320
making this happen. This is
633
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,470
making this happen. This is
unbelievable. It takes such a special
634
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:26,480
unbelievable. It takes such a special
635
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,509
unbelievable. It takes such a special
person to be able to have the balls to
636
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:29,519
person to be able to have the balls to
637
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,430
person to be able to have the balls to
do something like this, and I have so
638
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:31,440
do something like this, and I have so
639
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:36,150
do something like this, and I have so
much respect for him.
640
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:36,160
641
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:40,069
Monster energy drink.
642
00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:40,079
Monster energy drink.
643
00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:43,110
Monster energy drink.
Is that really cool? Are we now just
644
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:43,120
Is that really cool? Are we now just
645
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,910
Is that really cool? Are we now just
taunting the old man?
646
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:47,920
647
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,990
>> Pretty late night, Mr. President.
648
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:50,000
>> Pretty late night, Mr. President.
649
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,629
>> Pretty late night, Mr. President.
Getting sleepy? Got an early negotiation
650
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:52,639
Getting sleepy? Got an early negotiation
651
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:54,629
Getting sleepy? Got an early negotiation
in the morning?
652
00:16:54,629 --> 00:16:54,639
in the morning?
653
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,230
in the morning?
I BET YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO THROW
654
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:56,240
I BET YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO THROW
655
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,910
I BET YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO THROW
DOWN A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE RASPBERRY
656
00:16:57,910 --> 00:16:57,920
DOWN A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE RASPBERRY
657
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,949
DOWN A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE RASPBERRY
SNAZZLER.
658
00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:00,959
659
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:10,230
COME ON, SNAZZLE YOUR TAINT OFF.
660
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:10,240
661
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,669
WHAT A GOD AWFUL mockery of an event
662
00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:13,679
WHAT A GOD AWFUL mockery of an event
663
00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:16,549
WHAT A GOD AWFUL mockery of an event
that somehow managed to find a way to
664
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:16,559
that somehow managed to find a way to
665
00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:20,630
that somehow managed to find a way to
devalue both combat sports and our
666
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:20,640
devalue both combat sports and our
667
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,829
devalue both combat sports and our
national dignity. Who even aired this
668
00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:23,839
national dignity. Who even aired this
669
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,669
national dignity. Who even aired this
embarrassing
670
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:25,679
embarrassing
671
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:46,789
embarrassing
>> The event aired on Paramount Plus.
672
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:46,799
673
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:53,190
and what a fine event it was.
674
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:53,200
675
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,590
Once once again, the leaders of
676
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:55,600
Once once again, the leaders of
677
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,110
Once once again, the leaders of
Paramount Plus providing us all with
678
00:17:59,110 --> 00:17:59,120
Paramount Plus providing us all with
679
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,950
Paramount Plus providing us all with
incredible content at
680
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:02,960
incredible content at
681
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:07,909
incredible content at
reasonable prices.
682
00:18:07,909 --> 00:18:07,919
683
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:11,830
I I am proud to stand with the Paramount
684
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:11,840
I I am proud to stand with the Paramount
685
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,789
I I am proud to stand with the Paramount
family and whatever shows they decide to
686
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:14,799
family and whatever shows they decide to
687
00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:18,070
family and whatever shows they decide to
either cancel or put on.
688
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:18,080
either cancel or put on.
689
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,630
either cancel or put on.
And lastly,
690
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:20,640
And lastly,
691
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:25,270
And lastly,
MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN. AM I RIGHT,
692
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:25,280
MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN. AM I RIGHT,
693
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:29,990
MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN. AM I RIGHT,
AMERICA?
694
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:30,000
695
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,070
My god. What a
696
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:34,080
My god. What a
697
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:38,070
My god. What a
I You know what?
698
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:43,110
699
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:43,120
700
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,029
I look forward to his performance on
701
00:18:45,029 --> 00:18:45,039
I look forward to his performance on
702
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:52,870
I look forward to his performance on
next week's Comics Unleashed.
703
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:52,880
704
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,390
I'll let myself out. Um,
705
00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:56,400
I'll let myself out. Um,
706
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,150
I'll let myself out. Um,
and by the way, if you thought this
707
00:18:58,150 --> 00:18:58,160
and by the way, if you thought this
708
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,190
and by the way, if you thought this
entire spectacle was inappropriate for
709
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:01,200
entire spectacle was inappropriate for
710
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,110
entire spectacle was inappropriate for
something that takes place in the
711
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:03,120
something that takes place in the
712
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,470
something that takes place in the
peripheral vision of Lincoln, well,
713
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:06,480
peripheral vision of Lincoln, well,
714
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,909
peripheral vision of Lincoln, well,
that's a you problem.
715
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:07,919
that's a you problem.
716
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:10,230
that's a you problem.
>> Something that middle America, the
717
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:10,240
>> Something that middle America, the
718
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,150
>> Something that middle America, the
average American could connect with.
719
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:12,160
average American could connect with.
720
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,990
average American could connect with.
It's coming back to a sense of like we
721
00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:14,000
It's coming back to a sense of like we
722
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,590
It's coming back to a sense of like we
don't need the snobby elites anymore
723
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:15,600
don't need the snobby elites anymore
724
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,750
don't need the snobby elites anymore
pretending they're too good for us.
725
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:17,760
pretending they're too good for us.
726
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,150
pretending they're too good for us.
>> Yeah. You know, the average American,
727
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:20,160
>> Yeah. You know, the average American,
728
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,390
>> Yeah. You know, the average American,
they don't want their White House to
729
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:22,400
they don't want their White House to
730
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,510
they don't want their White House to
stand for certain morals and values. The
731
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:25,520
stand for certain morals and values. The
732
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,029
stand for certain morals and values. The
regular people in this country want
733
00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:27,039
regular people in this country want
734
00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:29,350
regular people in this country want
their president to live in a slightly
735
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:29,360
their president to live in a slightly
736
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,549
their president to live in a slightly
more violent Hooters
737
00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:32,559
more violent Hooters
738
00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:39,590
more violent Hooters
or a slightly less violent Waffle House.
739
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:39,600
740
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,789
But somehow those of us who live in the
741
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:42,799
But somehow those of us who live in the
742
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:45,110
But somehow those of us who live in the
hole parts of the country are the
743
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:45,120
hole parts of the country are the
744
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,110
hole parts of the country are the
ones looking down on you.
745
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:47,120
ones looking down on you.
746
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,870
ones looking down on you.
>> They'll probably be having like a pride
747
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:48,880
>> They'll probably be having like a pride
748
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,430
>> They'll probably be having like a pride
show or something for 250th with with,
749
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:51,440
show or something for 250th with with,
750
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,430
show or something for 250th with with,
you know, half naked men.
751
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:53,440
you know, half naked men.
752
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,070
you know, half naked men.
>> DID YOU EVEN WATCH?
753
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:56,080
>> DID YOU EVEN WATCH?
754
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:04,070
>> DID YOU EVEN WATCH?
Did you even watch? Did you watch?
755
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:04,080
756
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:08,549
GOD, I'M SOING tired of this. You guys
757
00:20:08,549 --> 00:20:08,559
GOD, I'M SOING tired of this. You guys
758
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:10,310
GOD, I'M SOING tired of this. You guys
always trying to draw distinction
759
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:10,320
always trying to draw distinction
760
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,789
always trying to draw distinction
between the real America of the
761
00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:12,799
between the real America of the
762
00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:15,510
between the real America of the
heartland and the elites in the big
763
00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:15,520
heartland and the elites in the big
764
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,630
heartland and the elites in the big
city, but it's never been true. If being
765
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:18,640
city, but it's never been true. If being
766
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,669
city, but it's never been true. If being
a real American means sacrificing and
767
00:20:21,669 --> 00:20:21,679
a real American means sacrificing and
768
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,150
a real American means sacrificing and
working your ass off to try and achieve
769
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:24,160
working your ass off to try and achieve
770
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,549
working your ass off to try and achieve
the dream of a better life for your
771
00:20:26,549 --> 00:20:26,559
the dream of a better life for your
772
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,270
the dream of a better life for your
children, no Americans are more real
773
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:29,280
children, no Americans are more real
774
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,390
children, no Americans are more real
than New Yorkers. None of them. We have
775
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:32,400
than New Yorkers. None of them. We have
776
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,470
than New Yorkers. None of them. We have
eight and a half million people here.
777
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:36,480
eight and a half million people here.
778
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,149
eight and a half million people here.
They're probably more hardworking
779
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:38,159
They're probably more hardworking
780
00:20:38,159 --> 00:20:40,470
They're probably more hardworking
American value individuals in the
781
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:40,480
American value individuals in the
782
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,110
American value individuals in the
liberal hell hole of New York City than
783
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:43,120
liberal hell hole of New York City than
784
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,830
liberal hell hole of New York City than
exist in the entire states of Wyoming,
785
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:45,840
exist in the entire states of Wyoming,
786
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,350
exist in the entire states of Wyoming,
Idaho, and Mississippi combined. And
787
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:49,360
Idaho, and Mississippi combined. And
788
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,029
Idaho, and Mississippi combined. And
yes, maybe two to 3% of those people are
789
00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:53,039
yes, maybe two to 3% of those people are
790
00:20:53,039 --> 00:21:03,830
yes, maybe two to 3% of those people are
Spider-Man, but still
791
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:03,840
792
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,909
most New Yorkers don't go to the Met
793
00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:05,919
most New Yorkers don't go to the Met
794
00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:09,270
most New Yorkers don't go to the Met
Gala. And trust me, there are elites in
795
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:09,280
Gala. And trust me, there are elites in
796
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,830
Gala. And trust me, there are elites in
the heartland, too. I know for a fact
797
00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:11,840
the heartland, too. I know for a fact
798
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:19,669
the heartland, too. I know for a fact
Tulsa is ruled by kings.
799
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:19,679
800
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,470
New York's a hard place to live, man.
801
00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:22,480
New York's a hard place to live, man.
802
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,950
New York's a hard place to live, man.
It's a hard city to live in. There's a
803
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:24,960
It's a hard city to live in. There's a
804
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,310
It's a hard city to live in. There's a
hundred different nationalities in a
805
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:26,320
hundred different nationalities in a
806
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,630
hundred different nationalities in a
twob block radius. 10 pounds of people
807
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:28,640
twob block radius. 10 pounds of people
808
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,430
twob block radius. 10 pounds of people
in a 5B bag. And it's one of those bags
809
00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:31,440
in a 5B bag. And it's one of those bags
810
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,870
in a 5B bag. And it's one of those bags
that people should really use to clean
811
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:32,880
that people should really use to clean
812
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,070
that people should really use to clean
up after their dogs, but they don't.
813
00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:34,080
up after their dogs, but they don't.
814
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,789
up after their dogs, but they don't.
They sometimes don't.
815
00:21:36,789 --> 00:21:36,799
They sometimes don't.
816
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:38,789
They sometimes don't.
But that's why weekends like the one we
817
00:21:38,789 --> 00:21:38,799
But that's why weekends like the one we
818
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:42,710
But that's why weekends like the one we
just had are all the more magical, where
819
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:42,720
just had are all the more magical, where
820
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:47,270
just had are all the more magical, where
you feel the joy and striving and hope
821
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:47,280
you feel the joy and striving and hope
822
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,789
you feel the joy and striving and hope
and let's face it, aroma of the people
823
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:50,799
and let's face it, aroma of the people
824
00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:55,830
and let's face it, aroma of the people
that you live really too close to.
825
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:55,840
that you live really too close to.
826
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,430
that you live really too close to.
The real division in America isn't
827
00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:57,440
The real division in America isn't
828
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,029
The real division in America isn't
between cities and rural areas or
829
00:21:59,029 --> 00:21:59,039
between cities and rural areas or
830
00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:01,029
between cities and rural areas or
suburbs or heartland values and coastal
831
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:01,039
suburbs or heartland values and coastal
832
00:22:01,039 --> 00:22:03,110
suburbs or heartland values and coastal
elites or liberals and conservatives.
833
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:03,120
elites or liberals and conservatives.
834
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,990
elites or liberals and conservatives.
It's between people anywhere who find
835
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:06,000
It's between people anywhere who find
836
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,070
It's between people anywhere who find
joy in community versus those who seem
837
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:10,080
joy in community versus those who seem
838
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,590
joy in community versus those who seem
to only find it in filty. And I know
839
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:13,600
to only find it in filty. And I know
840
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,230
to only find it in filty. And I know
which America I want to occasionally
841
00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:16,240
which America I want to occasionally
842
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:20,679
which America I want to occasionally
step in dog in.
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