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Yeah.

May I have your attention, please, for
this final audition to select the girls

who will be leading the cheers for the
cactus. We are auditioning girls in

groups of three.

First of all, may I have number seven,
number

26, and number 76.

lady.

Be a prickette and leave the cheering
section for the cactus.

You've got to do a lot more than wiggle
those titties and shake those asses.

First of all, you've got to do it in
time to the music.

Number 69, would you come down here
please?

Pringle, you throw that beauty at that
poor old cactus team, and you ain't ever

going to stumble out of town.

Red, why don't you give your mouth a
break and listen to Mr. Pringle here.

Okay, now, Red, I want you to announce
tonight on my television station

and then tomorrow morning in your column
in my newspaper that I just bought

Clay Potts to be the quarterback at a
cactus football team.

No kidding.

Potts looked really good last season
with the Steelers. The best.

Yeah, he started practice with our
backfield today, and he's going to beat

Dynamite. Only if he looks half as good
as that chick out there.

Cactus should have a winning team.

Tamara, would you show these klutzes how
to do it?

Anybody could shake their butt to that
music.

I'd like to see her do that good to
buckle down when she's talking.

One thing number 69's got buckled down
is the diketa.

She's gonna wear out that hand mic.

Yeah, girls, number 69 is a real shoo
-in.

All my guys will never keep their mind
in the game if she's a prickette.

Looks like another bad year for the
cactus.

What are you guys talking about?

She looks terrific to me.

We might as well throw our pom -poms
away.

Surely them judges aren't just window
dressing. And they're going to need more

than one cheerleader.

I'll be right back.

Where are you going, Roxy?

Where there's a will, there's a way.

And two of those judges will.

I'm just going to have to take my
chances with the one in the middle.

judges. The number 69 is our number one
choice for the cricket cheering team.

Nail down these three chicks before
Fruop stacks the deck with her brides.

Go on, speak up.

Come on, speak up.

We three judges have unanimously voted

for number

26.

Number 7.

And 76.

And that's our decision,

and that's final.

of girls aren't worth a tinker's damn.

For off, Mr. Pringle owns the cactus,
and he's going to pay the prickettes.

So what he says goes.

Is that right, Pringle?

Um, okay, Aunt Freda. And number 69,
too.

The judges' decisions are final.

The rest of you girls are dismissed.

You prickettes?

Hit the showers.

Okay, Fruhoff, I want you to understand
here and now there's to be no hanky

-panky between my football players and
those girls.

Okay? You just keep them away.

I mean, we created the Prickettes to
lift the team's morale, not their

Yes, Mr.

Pringle. Okay, Callahan.

I want you to let everyone know that
anyone caught having sex of any kind

be penalized from their paycheck and
benched for the season. You got that?

My thoughts exactly.

Now just tell them to think a pussy is
something bad for their health.

Okay? Like, I don't know, smoking
cigarettes or drinking booze.

Okay? You got it. You're the boss, Mr.
Pringle. You better believe it.

I've been dying to be inside of a
football locker room.

Doesn't it just smell great in here?

Yeah, just like the inside of a
jockstrap.

Oh, nice.

Well, you know, that new sneak play you
showed us five times, ain't no way the

opposition's going to know what it's all
about.

And there's a hundred more in that cave
for us to run.

storm showers.

Want to go check out the team?

Do you really think we should?

Fuck should.

I'm going to be before Frida Fruhoff
storms in and queers our chances.

All right.

Hey, Roxy, what did you do anyways?

You get us my cheerleaders.

Oh, didn't you see me sneak under the
table?

Yeah, but we're in some... What did you
do?

Just use a little imagination.

I'm sure you did.

It wasn't too good for us.

But was it hard?

Oh.

Last one in's a rotten egg.

Hey, Chuck.

Hi,

my name's George.

Hello.

I just want to place on this caroling
and do that.

Yes, honey.

Yes, you.

I'm Clay Potts. I'm the quarterback.

I know. I was a fan of yours all last
year when you were just stealing.

I don't know, lady. I've got a lot of
genes, and I've never seen anything like

this before.

What are we supposed to be in here?

I don't know. We don't have to take a
shower.

I don't know. It just doesn't seem...

And furthermore, I'm docking both of you
guys 5 ,000 bucks apiece if you can't

keep the kids apart.

Don't worry, Pringle. My pricketh will
be too busy rehearsing to even think

about draining Callahan's jocks.

Holy Christ!

My back feel may still be in the
showers.

You got it?

Yes, sir.

Any player caught with a perky up
between his legs is automatically going

suspended from the team and fined $1
,000.

You guys got to get it in your heads if
it wasn't something bad for your health.

I drink a booze and smoke a cigarette.

Get your asses out of here.

I want everybody in the dining room to
chill right now.

I'm going to bring in some needle in the
thread.

You frauds might as well know it was
against my vote that you even got on the

team. Now Pringle tells me I get fined
$5 ,000 if any of you fucks around with

the team.

Now get this.

I don't intend to get docked one penny.

Quiet.

I swear one of you must have given
Pringle a good blowjob to get on the

Nevertheless, if filth purses have to be
made from saldeers, then I'm just the

guy that can do it. Now turn off that
water and get ready for short -arm

inspection.

Now get dressed.

Bert, the trainer, will assign you your
dormitory rooms. And you can pick up

your things after practice tomorrow.

But just make sure you're on the playing
field at 9 o 'clock sharp.

Got it?

Has anyone seen Tamara?

She's probably rehearsing somewhere.
Now, Roxy, try not to be a total cunt.

I was just looking at all this
equipment. How do they play with all

on? Well, here, let me show you. What is
this thing?

It's a kidney pad.

It goes on like this.

It protects our team's kidneys.

Here, go on, shoulder me.

Oh, okay.

That's it. Do it again.

How's that work? Sounds sure.

You, of course, know what this is, don't
you?

I think so. I don't suppose you could
show me that, huh?

I sure can.

Boy, you sure have a beautiful figure.

Oh, thank you.

I really wanted to win that contest.

Oh,

you were chewing.

Yeah.

Well, I practiced enough.

It really worked out a lot to get that
part.

Oh, it looked like it. You are
beautiful.

The way you move.

Oh, that goes in there, huh?

Sure does.

Do you like it?

Well, I've never seen anything like it.

Then you take the jockstrap and you step
one leg into it like this.

Another leg, like this.

Is that thing secure in there?

Sure, try it.

I mean, I guess it is. Yeah.

Well.

Is it big enough?

Do you like this one?

Sure, why not?

You really know how to dress for the
clients.

You impressed everyone.

Really? Yeah.

It's a little bit hard to steer it off,
but it makes it more fun that way. Yeah,

it does, doesn't it? It must make you
awfully hot.

Oh, you pussy.

Yes, dude, dude, dude.

Such a gentle touch.

Oh, Tamara, there's just one more thing
I'd like you to do before you leave.

What's that, Mr. Hub?

I was wondering, can you give me a
little head?

Oh, is this another part of being a
prigette?

Yeah.

Well, I guess I could try it.

I've never given a head to one of these
before.

Oh, those beautiful lips of yours.

It's better because it can't get you
pregnant.

I

never

thought this would be so much fun.

Something's wrong.

It doesn't taste very good, Mr. Long.

Oh, really?

Well, I've got just the thing.

What's that?

This. Oh.

Of course, what is it doing in Fandom's
locker?

I guess I'll have to report him for
this.

Oh, really?

Well, yeah, I'm paid to see that people
don't break the rules.

Well. Doesn't seem like we're following
the rules too strictly, Daddy.

Too long. Is that all right, Pastor?

Yeah, man. Did you check out anything
behind the bar? Yeah, I think I'm pretty

much seated here. All right, man. You
can make it.

Thanks a lot.

Be cool.

Hi, baby. Well, look who's here.

I know the number one mayor in my state
was going to tell me she got into the

trick. That's what I have to know.

Getting in's not the problem. and it's
getting as if it's a bitch.

They're watching like a hawk in that
place.

And you'll never guess where I had to
put the knockout drops to zap the dyke

jailer. Just why do you want me in the
crickettes anyway?

Well, I got to protect my interest.

I made a bet with Chris Pingo that the
cactus would wind up in the tip this

season. He bought clay pots.

And if anybody can get the cactus
together, that guy can.

Oh, yeah? So what's me yelling and
screwing my guts out going to do to keep

money? Well, word's out that if any of
the guys on cactus get caught,

You're not going to give me a treat, are
you?

Once you turn this pretty pussy on him,
he's bound to get his all -American

jackass fence.

Just make sure you get caught.

I thought all the flavor had been eaten
out by the doctor this afternoon.

You know, she had me riding rubber dick
all afternoon.

Is that why you're so hot and slick?

Those things confuse me, though.

They never go limp.

So I never know when I'm through.

Feel like going to sleep.

But you and me, that's a real good fuck.

I ain't moving for another real good
fuck.

How about it? My dick's hard enough to
string telephone wires from.

Wicked ass.

If I finger fuck myself too long.

Uh -huh. But don't come before I do. You
got a cocksucker get too excited. She

gets carried away and forget about the
main job, which is to make yours truly

pop his nuts.

And a little more tongue on the Oaks
truck, baby.

Yeah.

you might as well bring me my $10 ,000
right now.

Clay Potts really looked good at
practice today.

Well, if it ain't Pringle, the football
mongrel.

I'm not a bit worried about my money,
man.

That's why I'm calling.

You'd better get worried.

Get your ass up on the bar.

What bar?

I'm not talking to you, Pringle.

can tell what this sounds like.

Can you tell what it is?

Sounds like a cow pulling its foot out
of the mud.

What is it? It's a trap.

I'm sending for your boy Potts. What
kind of trap is that?

It's a pussy trap.

The hottest one on this side of the rock
here.

When this cunt gets through milking on
your boy Potts' dick.

He won't have enough strength to throw
crap, let alone the football.

You're barking up the wrong tree, man.

Pots eats, sleeps, and dreams football.

He's invincible, just like Superman.

She'll never even get close to him.

Oh, man, she's already close to him.

Prissy, you just chose him for one of
your pre -guests just this afternoon.

Hey, you know how long your dick is?

Yeah, baby, long enough to reach all the
way to the bottom of your... Oh,

daddy, put it in there.

You gonna do it for me, baby?

You're going to get a hold of that jock
dick tomorrow?

Hank. Huh?

You know I'm wet.

You just treat me right.

Yeah.

It means you didn't come.

Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh
-huh.

Uh -huh.

a beauty.

I'll tell you how I did it.

Send my tight end out, right?

Bounces off the defensive lineman.

I fade back, take a hand off to the
fullback, and I go back. I mean, I go

the way back.

They think I'm going for the bomb, but
boom, I throw it right over the middle,

hit that son of a bitch, and he's in.
All right, all right. That's why we got

you. That's why we got you.

I'm going to show those dead asses how
to run it. Yes, sir.

All right, that's my boy.

where you just get your ass back out on
the field and you leave them pretty cats

all alone.

back to scratch my snatch.

Eat your heart out, Roxy.

We'll kiss my ass tomorrow.

How you doing?

Well, jumping these titties like this
around the practice field is no easy

Makes a girl thirsty.

Have some Gatorade. Oh, no thanks.

Besides, I think I hurt myself.

I'd see the doc. I'd let the doc take a
look at it. Well, how about having me

take a look at this? It's been driving
me crazy all morning.

Hey, listen, lady. I know one thing for
sure. I've been on this team for two

days, and it's against the rules for a
prickhead to grab a team member's

Who said?

The coach said. He said the game comes
first, and the players come second. So

you let go of my dick, maybe I can get
in some passing practice.

First down, no yardage gained.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are back now
after halftime at the Cactus Stadium.

Well, for the first time in a long time,
the Cactus are having a fantastic

afternoon. Under the leadership of their
new cornerback, Clay Potts, they are

leading the Caldwell New Mexico Hornet
Toads 21 -6.

What a game, what a day. Everybody's out
the stands.

You better put your drawers on, Logan.

I threw off a seat seat that neither one
of us had wished for.

In case it's a victory party after the
game.

Okay.

But you better hurry.

First play of the third quarter.

The cruncher snaps the ball apart.

He's trading back, trading back.
Beautiful blocking.

Pretty good.

Pretty good. Pretty good.

down in the field with his trainer.

If those 22 of you hurt Chuck, Bev, I'm
going to grab their neck with my kissing

scissors.

Listen, I've been in the office up in no
time, Chuck.

You got some yells from the media.
They're hollering. They're throwing

and babies and people in the air.
They're even feeding them peanuts up

Damn, this is wild, wild. I'm going to
tell you, we're going to succeed again.

I'm sorry, Chuck. I guess my mind's
still on the game.

No need to worry about the game. We've
got them by the balls.

Huh?

Hey, now, I think this is going far out.

I can go even further out.

Better let it.

Well,

Pep Rodney's out of the game now.

However, the team seems to be rolling
right along without him.

I'm sure he's being well taken care of
back in the locker room.

With our excellent medical attention, he
should be coming around in no time.

Well,

they're in the huddle now.

Team's in the huddle.

Now they're breaking out of the huddle.
Ball is snapped back.

Looks like they're going down the field.
They're going down. Definitely going

down. Getting into a... Scoring
position.

Just about to score.

And there goes the final move.

And they grunt it right in. It's a
score.

That was a really good pitch.

Well,

I've just seen lots of front action and
back action. I expect there'll be a

clipping pedal to any minute. Flags are
down all over.

Yep, there it is. I knew it was some
action in the rear.

A little rear action there.

You know, Bert? You know what really
fixed me up?

Is if I had a piece of that ass.

I bet your name is Cass.

Hey, I've got to get back on the playing
field. That hard -ass Callahan is going

to have my nuts.

Don't let him go yet.

You drain them first.

Okay, but make it quick.

Looks like a loose ball.

It's just rolling around everywhere now.
It's between his legs.

Now it's up again. Now they're all over
it.

Everybody's on top of the ball.

to that big, big dorm every night just
to get joke credit.

So, you're giving me my beauty sleep.

You can stay in the sleep after the
night. I'm taking you off my dick until

reduce that pot's care.

If those guys bring it where they did
Saturday, I'm going to lose my money to

bring it off.

I told you, man.

Pot is not interested in my pussy.

If he won't even look at it or feel it,
he's not going to fuck it. Look, I know

you. After a couple of days, that pussy
will be really itching.

You try harder.

Like Avis.

Oh, honey, my pussy's itching already.

And I wish you'd stop playing with that
dumb thing and come over here while you

get worse than that dumb football team.

What do you mean?

Well, every morning, they tape what they
do on the practice field. Then they

spend the whole afternoon watching it on
that TV.

Then at night, they sit in the rec room
and they watch the other games. The

other team's doing that silly thing.

Does, uh, Potch watch these cassettes?

Oh, he's worse than any of the others.

Yeah, that we even have to bring it with
us when we go out of town tomorrow so

that he can watch it.

I wish he'd come over here, but I do
have to get back to the dorm.

All right, suck out a little lever.

Oh, you got it.

Thinking about your sweet liquor stick.

Look, old Jones is half hard already.

Now let me see that flick.

Ah, yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm putting you in the movie.

How come?

So I can have something to jack off by
while you're out of town with cactus

weekend. Ah, that's just sweet. Oh,

now, come on, baby. Free yourself.

You know that turns me on. It really
gets me on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Daddy, won't you please fuck me? I
can see your cock is as hard as rock

candy already.

That's it, baby. That's good.

That's good.

Is that...

Now, if you can't figure out a way to
come back here with your cunt filled

of that jock's jizz, don't come back at
all. You understand that?

Well, maybe you can turn it off, too.

Well, you can turn it on, baby.

Hey, don't worry about it. I'm going to
be fucking every chick that comes

around, trying to find a better pussy
than you've got. Now, get your ass back.

Yeah, go on down there, honey.

Come on, you guys. Let's hustle. Let's
hustle.

Yeah, Pepper, you're in number two with
Goldie. Yeah, right down that way,

honey.

Tamara,

you and I are rooting together, dear.
Oh, what a surprise.

a little rest before dinner.

Rest. That's just what I need.

Hey, Phantom, you're rooming with Potts.
Do you think you can get these tapes up

to the room? Give him the key. I'll take
the tapes.

Okay.

See you all later. Ciao.

Well, I guess everybody has their rooms.
Good.

Hello, Clay.

I missed you on the bus.

Well, yeah, I drove down with the coach
and Mr. Pringle.

Want to come up tonight and wash my
chest?

Hey, sure would love to, but I've got
all these tapes I've got to watch.

Is football all you ever think about?

During the season it is, but the season
doesn't last forever.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, it does.
And you'd better watch out for Tamar,

because she's got a bet going with Roxy
that she gets to you tonight.

Hey, Pepper, wait a minute.

to watch.

I could even wash your chest.

There's a couple of footballs for you.

She told me that that Tamara Dane was
going to try to put the make on me

tonight.

You better watch out for that chick.

Kaczynski told me that she's a Lisbon.

A Lisbon?

What the hell is a Lisbon?

You don't know what a Lisbon is?

A Lisbon is a girl that sucks cock.

Well, I hope the life in the TV set
doesn't bother you.

Don't worry about that.

An earthquake couldn't wake me up.

Holy shit.

You really are a Lisbon.

Don't be silly. I'm as American as you
are. Get these silly shorts up so I can

go to work.

Hey,

listen, lady. If you don't get out of
here right now, I'm going to call the

coach. Oh, don't be silly.

Hey,

listen, lady.

The team comes first. I come second. The
coach said so.

Oh, the coach is a fool. Here, let me
show you something.

I've got this awful itch right here.

You mean the same place where you
strained yourself the other day?

That's right.

Come here and help me scratch it.

It looks like you could do it yourself.

Well, you won't do it.

Maybe the phantom knows how.

Hey, why don't you leave the phantom
alone? He's got a big game to play

tomorrow.

Wonderful football play.

Israel, good times.

That's it.

I'm calling the coach.

Get up and sit. Get your ass to bed
right now.

Yes, sir.

Damn.

A wet dream.

I haven't had one of these in years.

Do you think it will affect my playing
in the game tomorrow, Clay?

Oh, shut up, Fat. Let me go back to
sleep.

You're nothing but nuts this morning.

Oh, you ought to be, too.

You know, if we win this game this
afternoon, it'll be the first time we'll

out of the cellar in seven years.

You know, I might even have to use my
relaxilator on you today.

Get all these kinks out.

Oh, how come our briquettes aren't as
good as the other teams?

Because you let Callahan talk you into
using those three quad hoppers.

They don't have any sense of rhythm or
any... Oh, damn.

Yeah.

What is it? You know I don't like to be
disturbed when I'm giving Chrissy his

massage.

Sorry, Miss Fruhoff, but there's a Mr.
Too Long Jones out here to see Mr.

Pringle. He says it's important.

Come on in, Jones.

Oh, I love surprises.

Now don't tell me. You know you're
whipped.

So you brought the money over early,
right?

Wrong. I came to tell you a fairy tale
with a very unhappy ending.

Aw, you gotta be kidding me.

Yeah, I got a real hot quarterback play
to show you.

Are you trying to tell me your
ostensible pussy trap worked on my clay

Well, let me put this on, and I'll tell
you a little story.

Last night, your boy Potts dropped by my
disco looking for that missing

prickette that he's got to hodge for.

The kids stuck around for a little R &R.

What's R &R, Aunt Freda? Well, when I
was in the Marine Corps, it stood for

and recreation.

One thing I can say that those kids
haven't got, and that's rhythm.

You ready to bitch them?

Are you crazy too, Long?

I'm not bitching anyone for just, you
know, taking a drink or staying up past

o 'clock.

Oh, no.

That girl don't mind snacking on your
rubber dick now and again, Pruhal.

But when it comes to study, Jive,

she's a meat and potatoes girl.

And what a set of potatoes.

Wow.

Yep. If it takes balls, the kid's really
got them.

He'd make a great tight end, too.

Okay, send somebody.

room to get Clay Potts. I want him in my
office and I want him here right now.

Send Clay Potts in here immediately.

And I mean on the double.

I can't believe that Potts did this to
me.

To the team.

You got a bedroom?

There's only one way to run a football
team, Jones.

That's all I wanted to hear.

Well, you've won your bet.

We're out of pots this afternoon.

The cactus don't stand a chance of a
fart in a whirlwind.

Look here.

You guys come back at my disco after the
game. We're going to have a little

victory celebration.

And don't forget to bring your
checkbook.

You wanted to see me, Doc?

I never thought it would happen, Pot,
but you broke training last night.

I don't remember anything about last
night, sir.

I went to the start disco looking for
pepper.

You know, I think someone must have
slipped something in a drink that Jones

bought for me. I didn't say I'd bench
anyone for taking a drink, but I did say

I'd bench anyone for fucking around one
of Perquette's.

Watch us get whipped.

I think we should turn it off. It's not
good for you to get more upset like

this.

Oh, this cake has cost me the whole
season.

This ain't nothing.

Out of ten grand I gotta give too long.

I'm gonna watch it to the bitter end.

Give me some grease.

What pussy looks like Aunt Freda?

It is.

Isn't it disgusting?

Just a big old ugly gash. Like I've
always told you.

You're crazy.

Oh, it looks good enough.

Meet the man.

I'm in here with the relax -a -later.

Ready?

Look at that.

Oh! Oh!

Look at old Clay Pot shout out.

Oh, the whole stack of pussy.

My relaxulator's sure working good
today.

You've loosened up like...

I mean, Clay, there he is.

You just saw him here just a minute ago.

It smells good, doesn't it?

what eating pussy's all about, huh?

Oh, look at him go.

Is this where it's supposed to go?

Don't you put that thing in me. That's
why I divorced your Uncle George.

Now just shut up.

Now you, just let me relaxate you for a
change.

Or else you won't have it.

But I told you before, we're both going
to get cancer for doing these kind of

things.

And then this morning, Roxy told me it
wasn't you Callahan caught with

like she said.

It was the Phantom.

Come

on,

hurry up, Clay. Get your jersey on.
You've got to get out there.

I'm not playing today.

I've been suspended from the team.

Suspended? But there's only one way you
can get suspended.

Oh, Clay, no.

Well, it's all your fault.

Oh, how's that?

Well, Roxy thought maybe you'd be at the
Star Disco to have a hair -pulling

contest with Tamara.

So she, Roxy, and I went looking for
you. You three snuck out of the dorm?

Yeah. Well, what happened?

I don't remember anything.

All I know is Tulong Jones brought a
tape,

eating pussy like it was going out of
style.

Tamara's pussy?

Tamara's pussy, Roxy's pussy, and
Goldie's pussy.

My best friends, they didn't tell me
that.

Well, they probably don't remember
anything either. You know, I think

put something in our drink.

Well, if you hadn't have gone out, we
wouldn't have gone out looking for you.

It's all your fault.

I guess you're right. It is all my
fault. I'm so sorry.

Well, as long as I know you're okay,
Pepper.

But I don't think we ought to see each
other anymore.

What the hell are you doing in the John
Pepper?

Oh, I've got a pee, too.

Well, the champions seem to be holding
their own, but I'll tell you, they could

relieve those old clots out there.

If old clay pots get back in that pee,
I'm going to tell you, you know, it

silly, this stuff.

We can't see each other now that you've
been thrown off the team.

You know, maybe you're right.

I've got nothing else to lose.

You want to wipe my pussy for me, Clay?

Will you let me?

I'll let you do anything, Craig.

Oops, I guess I wasn't through.

Are you through now?

I think so.

It sure is pretty.

You know, you fucked all the other
crickets, and they didn't care about you

as much as I do.

I wasn't even interested in them. It was
you I wanted to fuck from the very

first day I noticed your titties in the
shower.

Really? Really.

Look. Feel.

Oh, let's do it here.

Now. Here?

Here.

The ball is stabbed.

He's looking for a receiver. There isn't
one open.

He's getting to run with it. Look at
that. He doesn't want to go down.

But he finally does.

here. Something happened. Something come
up.

Here he is. Oh.

Sorry, Potts. You've got to save your
energy for later.

Right now, I want you out on that field.

But what about the rules, Mr. Pringle?

My no -sucking, no -fucking -rules box.

I just fucked Aunt Frida here, and I
feel like a million dollars.

But aren't you afraid too long we'll
blackmail us again with another one of

those tapes?

Aw, if he tries that again, I'll have
him busted for pushing dope.

Now I know he must have put something in
those kids' drinks.

Okay, Potts, I want you out on that
field.

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