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What makes a good mom? Is it keeping the house clean? Is it taking care of your
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children? Loving them unconditionally? I used to think it was all that, but thanks
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to my dear friend, Penny, now I know it's all about nurturing your sons. This happened a
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few weeks ago. It all started when...
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This one's nice, this one's new. Oh yeah? Oh, I like that color. Do you think it'll fit me?
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Yeah, I feel like that's like your signature color, isn't it? It's like a high neck, but
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it's cute, right? Yeah, I like it. It's worth it? Okay, I would try that one on. Let's get you in that one.
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What are these? I was thinking with the top. Do you wear white pants? I mean, I don't know
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if it's totally my style, but I would try it. It's classy, though. It's still classy. You
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might look like you're on a boat, but you know, whatever. Okay. These are not clean, Skylar.
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This is my panties. This is your panties. Oh my. That's a thong. Oh my goodness. Okay. Well,
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your lucky husband. All right. Okay. What do you think? What should I try on? Yeah, I think
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that that's a cute look for you. This one? Mm-hmm. I feel like this blue could be good on me. I don't know. What do you think?
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Yeah. I mean, like, it's deeper than your eyes, but I mean, look, it still feels pretty with your
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coloring. Mm-hmm. Okay. I could try this one on. What do you think it would go with? Would
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it, what about these pants? Would it go with these pants? Pants are good. Pants are cute. Yeah. Like
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that. I did that. Yeah, that's adorable. And a little double button on there. Okay, cute. Wait,
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cute. Did you hear that? What? I swear I just heard something. Oh! Ugh! Ugh! Oh, boys! Ugh!
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My stepson, Anthony, and I moved in with her stepson, Ryan, after my divorce. Oh my god. See
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what I mean? He's out of control. It's a mess in here. Yeah. She had gone through the same. Ugh. And
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it was great having someone to guide me. Oh my god. There was just one issue. Ugh. My son
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was a mess. Oh my god. Just put it over there. I'll wash everything. Ugh. God, this is so
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a mess. Ugh. Here, here. Skylar, Skylar. Like, you should not, you should not be cleaning up
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after him. I know. It's just, my son was a disaster. And some of his bad attitude was starting
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to rub off on Ryan. I can't live like this. Yeah, um, I see that. I think I have a system
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that might help you. Really? I felt so guilty. I was a terrible mom. But Penny thought I just
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needed a different parenting method. Let's go talk in the other room. Yeah? Yeah. Okay.
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Ugh, thanks. Let's get out of here. Ugh. Girl. Okay, so this is the little system that I've been using
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for a while. Okay. Every time they do a chore, they get a star. And Ryan has been doing a very,
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very good job. Oh, wow. Okay. You can see. And so, once this is full, and it looks like he's about
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halfway, he gets a sexual favor. What? Wait. What? They're our step sons. We can't do that. Well, I mean,
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yeah, but, I mean, you could. You know, I mean, are you complaining, Ryan? I don't know. No. I mean,
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you love it when step mommy does things to you. Yeah. He likes it. Penny, I don't know. This is,
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this is just getting a little too weird. I mean, this is my stepson we're talking about. I can't
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perform sexual favors for him in exchange for doing chores. This is crazy. What if it works?
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What if this is the missing ingredient? Anthony, I mean, do you, do you, do you like sex? I mean,
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yeah, I don't really, I don't really believe, believe what's going on. I think that your stepmom is
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actually quite attractive. Are you, do you, do you like girls? Well, yeah, of course. Do you like
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big titty redheads? Yeah. Yeah, you do, you do? She's my mom, though. Yeah, Penny, this is my son.
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This is over the line. Oh, you know what? I get that it's weird at first, but after a little while,
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it's, it's nice. Oh, you're embarrassing me. Well, here's what. Anthony, come here. Let me show you.
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You're gonna like it. Come here. Come on. Come here. I think you're gonna like it. Am I? Let's go.
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Let's go. No, you're not gonna. I'm just confused. What's happening? What are you trying to do? I'm just,
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I'm just gonna give you a little taste, a little free taste. Oh. Yeah. Oh.
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