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Everybody?

Everybody, listen up, I need your ideas now.

Ideas please, right now.

Go, go, come on.

- Michael, we don't know what you're talking about.

- Wet cement outside, it's drying fast come on.

This is a lifelong dream.

What do I write? What do I write?

- Michael, you can put your initials in it.

- M-G-S, no.

Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik

will claim credit for it, don't know...

That is true.

- Once a lifetime opportunity people.

Come on here we go.

- [Phyllis] Well but- - Here we go.

- Well- - [Michael] Yes?

When I was a little girl.

[Michael] Okay.

(Phyllis giggles)

Okay, tell us.

Go on great, let's hear it.

We found some wet cement

- It's drying, it's drying, - in the park

at our neighborhood and...

All right!

- Come on Phyll! - What did we write?

(Michael shouting)

Come on!

- Here it is, you draw a picture.

No.

- Cause that's says- - No!

- That says so much more than words.

- No! - The picture.

- Come on, give me something good!

Okay, I was watching E!

and I saw Will Smith outside the Chinese Theater

and oh my God, he looked so good.

Pam translate?

- She's talking about the hand prints

that celebrities make in the cement.

I love it!

- If you were a real star you'd put your face in it.

I love it more!

- Michael that doesn't seem safe.

I love it!

- Come on, lets go. - [Dwight] Come on!

(Dwight laughing) (running)

- We are here today not to immortalize a man

but an idea.

Maybe the idea of a man,

Hurry please.

- Greatness is only skin deep some people say-

- Can you breathe? - Well that's not true.

Other people believe it's deeper outside.

Hold your breath.

- In this case- - Ready?

- That's also not true. - And,

Go.

Force in as deep as you can.

- (mumbling) That's what she said.

Today's a very special day for me,

and it's really not about me

it's about my grandkids, it's about my great grandkids.

I can come back here when I'm 100

and I can find that piece of cement and say,

"That's me.

"Look kids, your daddy left that face hole."

I don't know, it's a good feeling.

Whoa!

(trash can falling) (Meredith sighs)

Upbeat theme song

Okay.

Adjective.

Tall.

No, no.

Nice.

Good one.

Okay.

You ready?

- Mm-hmm.

- The tall man entered the nice building

to visit a very nice man.

Sit down Mr. Smith,

could I interest you in any good cat food?

(Angela laughs)

It's a man eating cat food.

- How about a cat eating man food?

(Andy meows)

(Andy pretend-chewing)

This hamburger's delicious.

(Angela laughs)

- A cat eating a hamburger sandwich?

That's impossible.

I know.

- Where do you think of these things?

Honestly, I don't know.

- Andy and Andrew seem very happy.

I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.

- Yeah, I slept over at a friend's house and

I forgot my contact solution so,

I had to wear my backup glasses.

Shut up.

Alright, everybody.

Oh my God, Pam.

Those make you look so ugly.

Pam, in order to get hotter, you take glasses off.

You're moving in the wrong direction.

I don't have my contacts.

- (babbling) I can't even hear you.

It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.

Everybody, we're going to have a little,

a brainstorming session in the conference room.

Energize.

- You know what would energizes me?

If you Pamela Morgan Beesly-

- Don't you dare. - Would take-

- If you propose to me during the micro meeting,

I will say, no.

- Well, it's too late because I'm proposing

that you get me a cup of coffee,

which would energize me and greatly

and make me the happiest man in the world.

- Everybody, so how are we going to

energize our office?

I mean, I haven't done anything since Christmas.

Pam clearly has just given up trying.

Pam stand up.

Hi everyone.

My name is Pam and I wear glasses.

Hi Pam.

Pretty disgusting.

So what we need to do (Jim claps)

is we need to get things going.

We need to get percolating a little bit.

Anybody have any ideas what we could do?

Any suggestions?

Oscar start us off, what do we got?

I don't know.

Every idea is a good idea.

- A new color scheme for the entire office.

Bad idea, I mean,

no, you know what?

That's a good idea but it would be bad if we did it.

Yes, Andy.

We've changed our

outgoing answering machine message.

So it just had a little more

zing and a little more pep.

Zing and pep.

See those are the kinds of words we're looking for.

Yes, Jim?

- What about it we did an even newer voicemail message

that had even more zing and pep.

Now we're cooking.

I like this.

Maybe a whole theme, like a rap, a rap rhyme.

An urban thing.

- Yeah Stanley, you wanna help us out with that?

Stanley, earth to Stanley.

Not me.

Yes, you.

Come on, Stanley.

Put your little game down and join the group.

No.

Stanley,

Leave me alone, damn it.

- we're having a brainstorm session.

Did I stutter?

- Good, this is good, I'm going to grab a glass of water.

- It looks like somebody's got a case of man-apause.

It's like menopause, but for men.

What?

Then I could just say menopause.

Wait...

you know what I mean?

Michael versus Stanley.

Oh please.

The only battle worth watching in this office

is me versus me.

Oh, that'd be a good one.

Evenly matched.

But I can take on anyone, even myself.

(sighs)

We would fight, it would be intense.

But in the end there'd only be one winner,

Dwight Schrute.

The loser?

(Stanley coughs)

Can I talk to you a second?

(groans) What?

- I really think that you need to address

what happened with Stanley this morning.

What are you blabbering about?

Nothing happened.

- Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate.

That in the conference room?

[Toby] Yeah.

- We were Josh and around the two of us

and he said, "Did I stutter?"

And I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what dog?

He was joking, Toby alright?

- He didn't seem like he was joking.

- Well, you don't get it because Stanley is a beautiful,

sassy, powerful black man.

And you're you.

If you had any friends you would understand

friends joke with one another.

"Hey, you're poor."

"Well, hey, your mama's dead."

That's what friends do.

It's...

you're so white.

By talking back to me,

Stanley was really saying

you're not paying attention to me, dad.

I want to act out.

I understand this because

that's exactly what I did when I was a kid.

Did it make my dad leave?

Maybe.

But Stanley can never make me leave

because I have a contract.

Alright.

Well, if you really believe that Stanley was joking,

why don't we go ask him them?

Okay I will.

I'm not feeling very well right now though.

My stomach hurts so I may be going home early today, but...

You know Michael,

sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts

when there's a mean girl at school.

Well, sometimes

my stomach hurts when you come into my office.

So it's probably psychological.

(phone ringing)

Stanley is one of my oldest friends in this office.

He outweighs me by a hundred pounds.

He's the type of friend that I could not see for 50 years

and the second I saw him,

I could make an insult about his mama and he would laugh

and I would laugh,

and I'd say, "You're one of my oldest friends."

And I think he gets choked up inside

because he'd want to say,

"Hey, Michael, I love you, man.

"You're one of my oldest friends.

"And did you hear Jim died?"

And I'd be like, "What?

"How?"

"Of a broken heart because did you hear Pam died?"

That's the kind of friends we are.

50 years from now, we'll still be talking about this office.

We'll still be laughing.

We'll still be crying.

We'll still be enjoying

and not enjoying all of the things that happened here

and all the deaths.

It's nice.

I like your frames.

Thanks Phyllis, yours too.

I'm already married.

Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

- Ignore her those glasses are so cool.

Really?

- Yeah, you look like Lisa Loeb or Tina Fey or someone.

You should definitely wear them all the time.

Oh.

Maybe I will.

- Guess who just became the cutest girl in the office?

- You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra

because you pull up to a stoplight and look over

and there's an Xterra next to you,

they're always driven by chicks.

So there's your icebreaker.

(kicks)

Scratch.

That's a racing stripe.

Bumper sagging.

I doubt that very much.

(side windows flapping)

Very astute of you, the mirrors are hinge jointed.

Yeah, I know.

I'm not an okie off the street.

I know how mirrors work.

Well, I'm just saying.

She's a very good in a crash.

I've been in four major accidents, no injuries,

at least to my body.

Alright, start her up.

Let's see what you got under here.

- Yeah well, 350 CCs of screaming power.

Pos-attraction belt drive, turbo.

Four on the floor, three on the tree.

That doesn't make any sense.

- I'm gonna be honest with you Dwight.

I don't know diddly about cars.

- Well thank you for telling me that.

I will try and forget it when I negotiate with you.

That's very decent of you.

This car is crap.

I will buy it for next to nothing.

How next to?

Well, here are your options.

You can sell it for parts,

drive it off a cliff.

You can donate it

to a person that you'd like to see die in a car crash,

or you can sell it to me

and I'll use it as I would have wagon on my farm.

It'll be towed by a donkey.

I have to pick one of those?

Yes.

- Can you go over those options again?

Yeah you know what?

You knock $1,500 off the price right now

and I will take it off your hands.

It's gotta be now.

Well, I have-

Seal the deal.

- The Blue Book Value's - Let's do it.

Let's do this thing.

Three, two, one.

- Can I think about it? - Five, four, three two, now.

Now!

Now, say it,

do it now.

Do it now.

Do it.

Shake my hand.

You will sell me this car.

Shake my hand.

Yeah!

Alright.

- I was just checking the weather.

What?

- I see that you gave me that form

that I asked you to give me Stanley the manly.

So thank you for that.

I guess we are back to normal.

What are you talking about?

Well,

you know the thing that you said earlier

that you didn't mean,

and that I forgive you for.

The whole thing is silly, isn't it?

Friends don't need to apologize to friends

as far as I'm concerned.

So we are cool.

- I am not going to apologize to you.

It's like I used to tell my wife,

I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong.

And if you don't like it, you're going to leave.

And I say at the same thing to my current wife.

And I'll say it to my next one too.

- By the way, you didn't stutter.

So don't feel bad.

You sounded very powerful.

- Go back to your office and leave me alone.

Well, thanks for the form.

Man my stomach is killing me.

You know, I don't ask very much of my employees.

I let 'em goof off.

I let 'em come in late.

I never put my foot down.

I let them walk all over me.

And what do I ask in return?

Nothing but their respect.

(Dwight scatting)

Oh, what's Dwight up to?

Oh, probably nothing.

(Dwight scatting)

(Dwight exclaims)

The hell is this all about?

You're flipping my car for profit.

It's my car now.

- I gave you a deal based on what you said to me.

Yeah well, seller beware.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I've got a monitor a three-way bidding war

for my car on eBay.

I've got a Mad Lib for you.

A stupid idiotic numbskull named Andy Bernard

sold his Xterra to a smart and capable man named Dwight.

This is shaping up to be an awesome day for Dwight.

- You know, I don't care what he did to me.

He's mean to other people that's what gets me it's just-

Who else does he mean to?

Everybody.

He's just, he's always,

he's always talking about people behind their backs to me.

- What kind of stuff does Stanley say?

Like the people are stupid

and that they're idiots and that they're sluts.

Why would he say that?

Because he's mean.

He's like a really mean spirited guy.

He talks about how gay Oscar is

and that Angela's a midget and that your chin is too big.

- Hey-

I know, I know.

I think it's tiny.

I think it's too small of anything

and that your glasses make you look ugly.

- She's never worn these glasses before.

Well, he's just mean.

- Michael, I think that what Stanley did to you was rude.

Maybe you should just get them aside

and tell him that he was behaving badly.

It's complicated, Pam.

I mean, world looks a lot easier

from behind your reception desk.

- Well, actually I agree with her.

I think you should talk to him

and you also might want to explain to Andy

that no one wants to help him decide

whether or not he has a rash.

Oh yeah.

And then yell at Creed because you know what?

Looking can be as bad as touching.

Okay. (Michael sighs)

What Stanley is doing right now is called displacement.

Basically, Jan taught me this.

Displacement is when someone is

very, very angry about something in their life,

but they take it out on me.

And so they're,

that's displacement.

- Do you need me to go over this org chart again?

No.

Yes.

So Stanley reports to Jim.

Yes.

The people in this office crave order,

otherwise nothing gets done or worse yet, they'll revolt.

The last thing I need is Michael's head on a spike.

The last thing I'd want is to have to put it there.

- And Jim is in charge of disciplining Stanley.

No.

Jim is in charge of Stanley only in sales related matters.

Hence the green line.

Green for money.

Sales, get it.

There is this yellow zigzag

that does give Ryan the authority to discipline Stanley.

Great.

- However, in so doing, it zigs past your name,

hence zagging, you and making you appear weak.

That's the yellow color.

Yellow for cowardly.

What's the pink?

Menstrual cycles.

Okay.

Is there anybody up here,

anybody at all that can deal with this?

- You. - Other than me.

- Well, there is the emergency disaster mode

for the org chart.

This gives me full authority

over every single person in the office.

- I never said you could do that.

All you have to do is say it.

Just say it.

Okay I'll think about it.

Say it, just do it.

Don't think, say it.

Do it.

Five, four, three, two.

Do it.

It give me control, Michael.

I promise to give authority back to you

when this crisis is over.

Do it, Michael.

Do it.

Hey, this office needs a strong man.

Say it.

No.

Alright well,

you're going to have to deal with this yourself.

Hi Pam.

I really like your glasses.

Oh, thanks.

- All the girlfriends that I've ever had

have a worn glasses.

Oh, okay.

- It's kind of a turn on for me actually-

- I should probably get back to-

Like librarians.

- Entering the-

Could you just say,

"These are due back Thursday?"

No.

(phone rings)

(phone lifting)

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

Okay, go ahead.

A lot of jazz cats are blind,

but they can play the piano like nobody's business.

I'd like to put the piano in front of Pam

without her glasses and see what happens.

I'd also like to see her topless.

- Stanley, when you said that mean thing to me

about you not stuttering, it hurt my feelings.

And then when you would not apologize,

it hurt my feelings as well.

So I am asking you as a buddy

to just say that you did not mean it.

Did you hear me?

Yes.

This is a letter of reprimand.

This is a terrible, terrible thing.

And it pains me to have even written this

because I know how detrimental this can be to a career,

to a person psychologically.

This can destroy a life.

This is your personal file.

What happens next is up to you.

Will you apologize?

I will not.

- Then you leave me no other choice.

I've put Stanley on a pedestal for a long time,

but sometimes he can just be a big fat jerk.

Jerks don't deserve to be on pedestals.

Jerks should be placed up somewhere

where everybody can see how jerky they are.

Big, big marble jerk stand.

When this goes into your file,

it is there for all of eternity.

There is no way that I can get it back out.

Do you understand that I am still holding onto it?

I can retrieve it much like playing checkers.

So this is your last chance Stanley, will you apologize?

Nope.

(envelope drops)

- It is done. - Fine, I'm going back to work.

Wait, wait, wait Stanley.

Stanley, I have written a second letter.

Goodbye.

This letter claims that this first letter is crazy talk.

I've decided

not to wear my glasses for the rest of the day.

I'm not vain.

It's just, as soon as I took my glasses off,

I felt instantly calmer.

I'll show you.

Unfocus your lens like a lot.

I have 20/400 vision.

Okay, so now I no longer have to watch Dwight

pulling hairs out of his face.

And I can no longer see Creed

doing whatever it is Creed does.

I don't wanna know.

Mike, very busy here man.

- Darryl, have you ever been in a gang?

Why?

It's an advice question,

and if you don't wanna talk about it,

I completely understand it's-

No, no, no.

- I know it's very, very personal.

No.

I have.

I knew it.

Okay.

What are we talking about here?

Crips, Bloods?

Both.

God.

Yeah them and the Latin Kings.

The Warriors.

Okay.

Newsies.

Okay, so dig this.

You're on the street and one of your gang disses you.

Oh my goodness.

- Right and you know that he feels bad

and that he wants to apologize but he's embarrassed.

Well I mean he's in the gang.

Right, so what do you do?

I mean, short of going medieval on his ass

or formally writing him up,

what do you do to get him to make it right?

Well see, in the gang world.

We use something called fluffy fingers.

What is that?

That's where somebody really gets in your face.

You just start tickling 'em.

Really?

- Yeah and he starts tickling you.

Pretty soon you laughing and hugging.

Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing,

Y'all could just go to church together

and get ice cream cones.

- I would have never thought that

gangs would be tickling each other.

Oh, it's effective.

- It's funny because this is not the image of gangs

that most white people have.

This is telling you,

think we could learn a lot from listening to this.

- I'm glad I could open your eyes.

(weird noises)

Fluffy fingers.

(car approaching)

(tires screeching)

(rustling)

(door opening)

Yo!

Hi, can I help you?

- Ha-ha nice.

I guess I have been a stranger lately.

Ryan.

Hey Pam, you want a bagel?

- Yeah. - Think fast.

Honestly Pam, the bagels in New York

are the only good bagels in the world I swear to God.

Okay.

- The only good bagels anywhere. - I've heard that.

Same with coffee and women.

Okay.

I'm gonna go find Toby.

Oh, here's what you do.

Scoop out the middle like that.

And then you just eat the shell.

You know, fewer carbs.

(bag rustling)

- Yeah, if I could have seen what he just did

I think I would've gotten angry.

- I think it's self-explanatory.

Hey Jim, come here for a second.

Can you answer me something as a true Eagles fan?

Oh boy.

How do you live with the franchise this bad?

- On a wing and a prayer, mostly.

Alright, whatever you say.

Listen, while I have you here with Toby,

I need to give you a formal warning

about your job performance.

A formal warning?

(chuckles)

It's actually not a joke.

I know how you spend your time here.

And I know how little you care about your job.

And honestly,

if you spend as much time selling as you do

goofing around with Dwight and hanging out at reception,

we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I'm sorry,

is this because I talked to Wallace about your website

because I really didn't mean to go over your head.

- This has nothing to do with that, alright?

I have always appreciate

constructive criticism about my job performance,

I thrive on it.

- I'm sorry, then do you mind explaining it a little better

cause I'm not sure what's really.

- Whoa don't get all defensive, alright?

It's just a warning.

If you want the details, Toby can provide 'em.

You take it easy alright?

(fingers tapping)

- Jim filled my desk with marshmallows.

Ryan's serious.

I know because he called me at five in the morning

last night to tell me.

Talked for an hour straight.

He also said that he thinks the moon landing was faked

and girls don't know prize when they see one.

It's not Darryl's fault.

It was a great idea.

I just couldn't figure out quite how to do it, I don't know.

I have tried everything, man.

I'm just running out of options.

A formal warning, seriously?

Well, as you know,

Dwight has filed a lot of complaints against you

over the years.

And no one cared.

But now it's being looked at

as more of a productivity issue.

Productivity?

My numbers are good.

- I know but Ryan thinks that they're not good enough.

I'd say all the goofing around at Pam's desk

and hanging out with Pam has finally caught up to him.

Pick with Pam.

Wallace likes Jim.

So going after him,

that's a risky move for me.

But in business, you got to take risks.

Sometimes you got to get out on the open highway

with the top down.

(mechanism struggling)

(car top opening)

(mechanism struggling)

(tires screeching)

Hey, what happened?

What did Ryan want?

Oh, we were just.

Talking about bureaucratic stuff.

Because you're very important?

Yeah.

Stupid eBay.

Who buys a car on eBay?

- I've had a lot of success on eBay.

Everything I'm wearing right now.

I got on eBay.

Everything.

Good for you.

(ruler tapping)

(cash register mimicking)

(door opening)

Okay, everybody, shh.

So earlier today, Stanley sassed me.

And Toby gave me some suggestions

on how to discipline him.

They did not work, obviously because they were stupid.

So I am now going to fake fire him.

What does that mean?

It's like a mock execution.

That's not a good idea.

Yes, it is a good idea.

It's the only possible solution I have left.

- Well, you can actually fire him.

- No okay, I've had enough of you.

Why are you telling us this?

Because I want you to behave

as if I'm actually firing him Oscar, okay?

- Michael, if you hadn't told us this,

then we would have thought

that you were actually firing-

I'm not firing him.

I'm not, I will need you to act like I am firing him.

Just what I'm going to do

is I'm going to pretend that I'm firing him

and I need you to act like I am firing him.

Do you get that?

Do you get it?

I'm teaching him a lesson.

He needs to learn humility.

Alright?

That's all I'm...

Okay, here he comes.

Let's just play act.

Stanley, may I talk to you for a second?

Stanley Hudson, you are fired.

Are you serious?

I am serious.

We are all serious.

You are fired like a heart attack.

But I've worked here 24 years.

Ouch, that must hurt

because you're just one year away from your pension

and insubordination on top of that so no severance.

And I'm still mad at you.

So I'm not even going to shake your hand when you leave,

just go clean out your desk and get.

- You're firing me over three words.

Have you lost your mind?

Do you think I'm going to let you do this to me?

I've watched you screw up this office for 10 years

and I'm filing a lawsuit

and I'm gonna tell them about every stupid thing

you've ever done up in this office.

- Alright, alright okay, you know what?

Now you know how I feel.

This was a fake firing.

Lesson learned.

Good work, everybody.

Very nice.

So I'm not fired?

That's it.

And do you have anything to say to me?

Oh yes, I do.

You are out of your little pea sized mind.

What is wrong with you?

Do you have any sense at all?

Okay.

- Do you have any idea how to run an office?

[Michael] Yes.

- Every day you do something stupider than you did

the day before and I think,

there's no possible way he can top that.

But what do you do?

You find a way dammit to top it.

You are a professional idiot.

Hey stop it!

Okay, everybody out.

Who?

- Yeah everybody, except Stanley.

(office shuffling)

Let's go.

I can't find my glasses.

you know what?

Why don't you take my hand and leave 'em.

Let's get outta here.

Okay, okay.

And that means you guys,

you out.

Get out.

- Oh it's Michael versus Stanley.

And it is the Clash of the Titans.

In one corner,

you have Michael and he is mad.

And then in the other corner you have Stanley and he's mad.

So that's about it.

(doors opening)

I don't see how this ends.

It's what my grandma would call a Peruvian standoff.

You know,

it's what neither person wants to give in

because of their ignorance or the backward culture

in which they were raised.

My grandma was very racist like most Bolivians.

Goodbye, Xterramigo.

you were one heck of a motor carriage.

Andy...

- I can't believe Dwight did that.

He totally took advantage of my kindness.

- He did not take advantage of you.

He bested you.

You were bested.

Come on, come on, come on.

- You know, my dad gave me that car.

So I guess it's all profit.

I wonder if we could get it on Pay-Per-View or something.

I mean, I really want to know what's happening up there.

- I could go back for my glasses.

- No, that's like going into a burning building

for an ugly pair of shoes.

- Hey, what really happened today?

What do you mean?

- I mean, I don't need my glasses

to know when somebody's stressing you out.

What happened today?

Ryan is trying to get rid of me.

He came in today to give me an official warning

about my job performance.

What?

God, he's such a creep.

That really pisses me off.

I'm going to bash his face in.

Then I'm gonna bash his face in with a stale bagel.

Then I'm gonna throw rock at his car.

Come on, we're going to New York right now.

I'm driving.

If I hit him without my glasses,

I don't think it's a crime.

Great.

- God, I should have told you all about this sooner.

- What a jerk! - What a jerk.

(door opening)

(door closing)

- I don't understand why you keep picking on me.

Oh for the love of God.

You just do I don't know why,

so please help me understand.

Fine, here it is.

You are a person, I do not respect.

The things you say, your actions,

your methods and style, everything you would do

I would do it the opposite way.

Well, Stanley,

maybe you are feeling that you don't respect me

because you don't know me very well.

- Michael, I've known you a very long time

and the more I've gotten to know you,

the less I've come to respect to you.

Any other theories?

Alright, you don't respect me.

I accept that.

But listen to me,

you can't talk to me that way in this office.

You just can't.

I am your boss.

Can't allow it.

Fair enough.

(hands shaking)

- I am a good person and sometimes

good people don't get no respect.

Rodney Dangerfield,

"Hey, y'all don't get no respect,

"no respect at all.

"When I was in the sandbox as a kid.

"I got no respect.

"My wife likes to talk after sex.

"So she called me from a hotel room,

"said 'I don't respect you.'"

(sighs)

Thoughtless.

Ah, you know what don't get no respect?

Airplane food.

Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food?

My wife don't get no respect.

So take her please for example,

if you don't get no respect, you might be redneck.

Respect is nice.

Borat.

What's the deal with grape nuts?

No grapes, no nuts.

I don't got no respect.

(door opening)

Hey Michael how'd it go?

Hey weirdo.

What are you doing?

Hanging out, flashing people in the parking lot?

- No, I just stayed to see how it went.

Are you gonna to have to fire Stanley?

- No, no enough blood has been bled today.

- Well, I think it was really admirable.

The way you stuck with a problem

saw through to the end today.

And you were good and firm with everybody upstairs

when you told them to leave.

Think you earned their respect.

So, nice job.

Thank you.

But unfortunately, coming from you,

that means absolutely nothing.

Have a good night Michael.

Guy's the worst.

(Michael chuckles)

So I'm thinking as a reward for our loyal clients,

that we contact their assistants

and we find out where they live.

And then we go to their houses in the middle of the summer

and go caroling.

It is a summer Christmas sale-abration

and we call it a summer sales-a-lot.

Feedback?

Anybody, Stanley?

- Has potential to be your best idea yet.

- That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

- Dammit Phyllis alright, everybody out except Phyllis.

(upbeat music)