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Dunder Mifflin.
This is Rolando.
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Oh, yes.
She's been expecting your call.
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(knocks)
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[Karen] Yeah.
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- Karen?
He's on line one.
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Thanks, Ro.
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Hey. We finally connected.
How's Scranton?
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I am the regional manager
of Dunder Mifflin Utica branch.
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Turns out it's a pretty easy gig
when your boss isn't an idiot
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and your boyfriend's not
in love with somebody else.
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Look, all I'm saying is it would
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be a great opportunity and we'd
love to have you come aboard.
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So think about it. Okay?
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Okay, bye.
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Look, for the record,
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a certain Scranton
salesman approached me. Okay?
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- This is perfect!
- He looks like your twin.
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This is a dummy.
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Ala, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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We've tied a string to the
wrist, which goes to the door.
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When somebody opens the door,
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the hand goes down,
hits the remote,
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turns on the tape recorder,
which is me snoring.
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Now nobody knows whether I am
here or whether I am gone.
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I'll know.
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But you will not tell anyone.
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- I won't need to because we'll
be together, playing hooky.
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- Sometimes, most of the time I
will be with Ryan or Darryl.
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(knock on door)
Yes. Oh good, good.
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Stanley first victim.
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This is what I want you to do.
Go out.
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Come back in.
We're going to hide.
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I want you to tell me
if this looks like me. Okay?
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- I don't understand
why sleeping
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at your desk is better
than you not being here.
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Just go out and come back in.
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(snoring sound)
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- I got an offer from Utica
for more money.
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And I'm going to take it.
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- What?
(door shuts)
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(upbeat theme music)
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- Hey, everyone. Can I have your
attention, please?
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I just thought you all should
know that Stanley Hudson is
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{\an8}planning on leaving us
because our old friend Karen
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{\an8}from Utica is going to give
him more money to work there.
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{\an8}- Okay!
(clapping)
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{\an8}[Michael] No, no, no no!
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{\an8}No, you completely
misinterpreted my tone.
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{\an8}This is a horrible thing.
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{\an8}Clearly, Karen is trying to get
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back at us because
Jim dumped her.
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- Oh, I don't think
that's what's happening.
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{\an8}Okay, well, smarty pants.
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{\an8}Then why is she trying
to take Stanley from us?
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- I think it's because
of my sales record.
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That could not possibly be it.
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{\an8}You cannot take the hilarious
black guy from the office.
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{\an8}Stanley is part of what makes
this branch so extraordinary.
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{\an8}The bluesy wisdom,
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{\an8}the sassy remarks,
the crossword puzzles,
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{\an8}the smile, those big,
watery red eyes.
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{\an8}I don't know how George Bush
did it when Colin Powell left.
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{\an8}And if Utica thinks that they
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{\an8}are going to poach Stanley,
they have another thing coming.
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Are you gleeful over this?
Is working out for you, Jim?
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{\an8}- It's completely
unrelated, so...
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Was it worth it?
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Was she worth it?
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Yep, she was.
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{\an8}- Look at Pam, everybody.
She likes this.
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Oh. No, you missed it.
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{\an8}Now she's ordinary again.
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- How can I get you to stay?
- Money.
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{\an8}Yeah. We all want money.
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{\an8}But there is none in the budget.
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{\an8}So tell me why you're
really leaving.
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Money.
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- More money, more problems,
Stanley.
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You of all people
should know that.
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{\an8}Let me ask you this.
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- If I were...
- Money.
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Oscar, did you bring it?
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To be Edwardian.
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His best work.
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- Okay, well, I have
the tablecloth.
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- Don't forget the flatware.
- Sure thing, Pam.
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- Can't wait.
- [Angela] Sure thing, Pam.
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- Fru fru club.
- [Kevin] Must be nice.
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Look at me.
I wear underwear.
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Oscar, Toby and I are founding
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members of the
Finer Things Club.
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We meet once a month to discuss
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books and art, celebrate culture
in a very civilized way.
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Sometimes the debate can get
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heated, but we're
always respectful.
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There is no paper, no plastic
and no work talk allowed.
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It's very exclusive.
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- Besides having sex with men,
I would say
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The Finer Things Club is
the gayest thing about me.
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I love the Finer Things Club.
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My ex wife used to have a book
club and I would read their book
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and sometimes listen
from the kitchen.
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The Finer Things Club was not
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sanctioned by the party
planning committee.
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Renegade clubs are dangerous.
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I squashed the Weight
Loss Buddy Support Group.
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They didn't need to gather.
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It was just gross.
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- I don't know why I'm not
in the Finer Things Club.
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It's bull crap.
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(classical music plays)
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- So, tell me again why I can't
be a part of your club.
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- Because some people think
that you monopolize
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the conversation
by trying to be funny.
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- Oscar?
- Some people.
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[Karen on phone] Hello?
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- Fillippellers.
How they hanging?
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- Michael...
- To the left? To the right?
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- Listen, I'm...
- Okay, enough small talk.
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- Go ahead.
- You called me.
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Yes. Listen, umm...
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You cannot tear Stanley
from his family like this.
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- I'm pretty sure his family
is coming with him.
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No, his work family.
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Look, this is very hard for me,
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but I'm going to give
you my best man.
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You may have Toby.
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Toby's not a salesperson.
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You can train him.
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He's very very smart and
funny and charming.
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Aahhh!
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You know, I can't do it.
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Toby is the worst.
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That was a bluff.
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Listen, if you were going
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to poach one of my guys, I am
going to poach one of yours.
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Oooohhh...
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- Goodbye, Michael.
- Okay. Goodbye.
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Wait wait! Karen.
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Could you transfer me to one
of your sales people, please?
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Your best one.
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(Karen hangs up)
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- So, Stanley, are you
really out of here?
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- Yep.
Looks that way.
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I'm gonna miss you, man.
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You've been like an uncle to me.
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Like a kind old
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Uncle Remus.
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I want to stay in touch.
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The Bernard Network or Bern-
network is constantly growing.
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Always stay in touch with
everyone I've ever worked with.
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Case in point, Stanley.
Just got his number.
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1-800-Stanley.
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How cool is it that he
got that number?
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- If I was going
to socialize with Andy,
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it would have happened by now.
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- It's inappropriate
for Karen to poach Stanley.
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Boiling makes
human flesh rubbery.
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- I'm finally going
to get the good desk.
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I have Ben Nugent on the line.
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He is the top salesman in Utica.
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- Hi, Ben. Michael Scott.
- Hi, Michael.
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- I'm going to cut right
to the chase here.
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Do you like magic?
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Because I am a Genie in a bottle
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and I'm going to grant you three
wishes.
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To move to Scranton,
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to have a great job
and to be my best friend.
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- Aren't you the guy that hit
the woman with your car?
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- (Pam chuckles)
- Get out.
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Uhh...
Yeah, I also saved her life.
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But I guess that's
not as grabby.
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- Everyone says Scranton branch
is worse than Camden.
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Didn't everyone from Stanford
quit, like immediately?
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- No, I fired them.
And you're next.
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So what do you say?
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Seriously?
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- What is that guy
talking about?
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Scranton is not lame.
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Here's the breakdown.
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Utica is lame.
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Utica is snoozeville.
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Albany are the prepsters.
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Umm...Camden is in a basement.
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Nashua has no parking.
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Akron is haunted.
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Yonkers has the two hot girls.
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And Scranton is the cool,
fun branch.
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We're like Animal House.
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- [Dwight] Found him.
(classical music plays)
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Jim, we're getting crapped on.
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Word is our branch sucks.
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We have to do
something about it.
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- So what are you going to do?
- What are we going to do?
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We are going to make
a monster sale,
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is what we're going to do.
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- Corcoran dropped Staples.
- Did they?
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- Yes, they did.
Oh, yes, they did.
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And we are going to murder it.
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You, me, Dwight are going
to jump in my PT Cruiser
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we are going to crush this sale.
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We are going to prove
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what the hell is that music?
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It's Vivaldi for Finer Things.
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- That's the problem.
That's the problem.
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We need rock and roll, Pam.
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Rock and roll.
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All right?
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Oh, my God.
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(classical music plays)
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That's why people are leaving.
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I...
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I have no words.
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**
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Woo!
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- Shotgun!
- Oh, you're driving, right?
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- Yes, I am.
But I want shotgun for you.
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- [Dwight] I wanted to
sit next to you.
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- No, Dwight, Dwight, Jim is
sitting next to me.
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You're going to sit in the back
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left where I don't have
to see your ugly moon gob.
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- Okay, that is so mean.
You know what?
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- I'm not going.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, Dwight.
You're handsome.
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You're a very handsome man.
Get in the car.
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(car door slams)
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Woo hoo!
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(car engine revs)
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- We just passed the
exit for Corcoran.
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What? What? We did?
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[Dwight and Michael]
Surprise! Yaah!
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Hahaha!
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- Yes! Look at his face!
Look at his face.
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- What are we doing?
- Egg dripping, blaah.
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Dwight, what are we doing?
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Well, Gee, Jim, I don't know.
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I guess there's no
sales call today.
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- We are going on a panty
raid to Utica.
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Is what we're doing.
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- We're going to Utica?
- Uh huh!
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(Dwight laughs)
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I'm not going to Utica.
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Yes, you are.
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Oh, buckle up, Jim.
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- No...
- We are going to make Karen
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wish that she had
never been dumped by you.
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(Michael and Dwight chanting)
Utica! Utica! Utica!
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- Yow!
- I can't believe you guys.
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I'm not going to go further
and piss off my ex-girlfriend.
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00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,547
- Are you calling Karen?
- No, I'm not calling Karen.
251
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,091
- He's lying.
- Yeah, get it.
252
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,594
- What are you doing?
Stop it! Dwight!
253
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,387
Gah! Hah!
254
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,597
Are you kidding me?
255
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,515
No communication
with the outside world, Jim.
256
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,767
(Dwight laughs)
257
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,727
Had to be done.
258
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,562
- Well, that kind of
sucks because
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00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,939
it had all the photos of my
brother's new baby on it.
260
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,445
That is too bad.
261
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,446
Shoot.
262
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,208
- Okay.
- Hey, Dwight, he found it.
263
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,127
You know what? I'm just going
to call a cab from here.
264
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,337
All right.
265
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,006
- You'll miss the best prank ever.
- All right.
266
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,009
Wait.
267
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,427
What are you planning on doing?
268
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,472
Do you really want to know?
269
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,933
- Oh, God.
- Follow me. Come here.
270
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,101
Here's what we brought.
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00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,436
We brought uniforms
from the warehouse.
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00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,021
I brought silly string.
273
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,231
Dwight brought gasoline
274
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,941
and chunks of rubber
to make stink bombs.
275
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,902
- Or real bombs.
- No, no. Not real bombs.
276
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,987
- Come on.
It'll be so bad ass.
277
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,491
- Maybe. I don't know.
It could be bad ass.
278
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,868
- Well..
- No. Absolutely
279
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,370
we're not doing this.
280
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,871
- Come on, I already filled
the bottles with the gas.
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00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,499
- It's going to be so bad ass!
- Are you kidding me?
282
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,625
We've been driving around
283
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,960
with this in the trunk
the whole time?
284
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,837
- Teach her to offer
Stanley more money.
285
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,550
- Can you imagine a
life where all
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00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,219
you have to do is summer
in the Italian countryside?
287
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,721
I know, right?
288
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,391
I just want to go and look
at art and swim in the Adriatic.
289
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,727
- And spend time
with George Emerson.
290
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,895
- That's what I would do.
- Absolutely.
291
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,605
He is great.
292
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,982
Totally!
293
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,608
I mean, come on.
Such a free spirit.
294
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,068
What are you doing?
295
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,655
- Just came to discuss
my favorite E.M. Forster novel.
296
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,073
(Andy sighs)
Pam...
297
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,994
These finger sandwiches look
finger licking delicious.
298
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,538
- I'm sorry, Andy,
but this is a closed club.
299
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,836
The Finer Things Club is
300
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,130
the most exclusive
club in this office.
301
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,215
Naturally, it's
where I need to be.
302
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,842
The party planning committee is
303
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,845
my backup, and Kevin's
band is my safety.
304
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,388
Fine.
305
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,309
I'll just
306
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:35,523
sit here in the common area
and read my book,
307
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,234
which just happens to be the
very same book you're reading.
308
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,486
All right.
309
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,154
Just know you're not
in The Finer Things Club.
310
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,031
Why can't I be in a club?
311
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,533
So there was no sales call?
312
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,618
[Jim] No.
313
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,036
Turns out it was just a really
314
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,998
bad idea involving fire,
but I think I fixed it.
315
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,708
- Wait, you're going
along with this now?
316
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,793
I have to.
317
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,044
Pam, if I'm not there,
318
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,004
someone's going to go
to jail or die.
319
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,508
- Right. And you wouldn't be
able to talk to Karen.
320
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,760
- Well, I promise you, that
has nothing to do with it.
321
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,345
A little bit.
322
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,971
- Well, yeah, I don't want to
see her get physically harmed.
323
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,473
That's for sure.
324
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,141
- Because you love her?
Because you love her very much?
325
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,267
- All right.
I'm going to go now.
326
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,727
- Okay.
Have fun with your girlfriend!
327
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,062
Okay, I will.
328
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,480
I'm kidding around.
329
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,315
We joke about that
stuff all the time.
330
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,067
I'm not really the jealous type,
331
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,236
so I don't care if
Jim sees Karen.
332
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,072
I care a little.
333
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,408
So the deal was
334
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,120
Dwight doesn't blow anything up,
and I wear costume.
335
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,373
And a mustache.
336
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,004
- So why did you
and Karen break up?
337
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,630
- Was it the sex?
- What?
338
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,008
- I can't imagine the sex being
bad. I mean her body...
339
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,926
- You know what?
Why don't we play that Alphabet
340
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,970
game that you were
talking about?
341
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,847
Okay, I will start.
342
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,223
Umm... "A".
343
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,227
* Hey, my name is Alan,
and my wife's name is Alice *
344
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,646
* We live in Alaska,
and we sell... *
345
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,859
Damn! What do we sell?
Umm...
346
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,110
Doesn't matter.
347
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,194
- I'm trying to think
of what we could sell.
348
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,571
It doesn't matter.
349
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,697
(liquid splashing)
350
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,115
What is that?
351
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:11,202
That sound. The air conditioning
leaking or something?
352
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,663
- That doesn't make sense.
It couldn't be.
353
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,457
What is that?
354
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,292
(liquid splashing)
355
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,669
Dwight, are you peeing?
356
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,087
I'm peeing in this empty can.
357
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,631
- Oh, my God!
- Man, that is disgusting!
358
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,508
- You said we couldn't
make any more stops.
359
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,634
I really had to go.
360
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,844
- (car skids)
- Michael, watch the road!
361
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,137
Hey! You're making me spray!
362
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,472
- I'll kill you, man!
- Oh my God!
363
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,515
- Michael, Michael!
Pull over!
364
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,600
Disgusting!
365
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,934
- I think I cut
my penis on the lid.
366
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,437
- [Pam] I think it's interesting
how Forster uses
367
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,023
Italy to represent
sexuality and passion.
368
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,483
(coins clanking)
369
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:45,987
And that also brought up themes
of fate and coincidence.
370
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,323
And Lucy is torn between
these two things.
371
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,700
She's torn between
passion and convention.
372
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,327
[Kevin] Damn it.
373
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,787
(banging)
374
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,667
(loud banging)
375
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,795
(indistinct)
376
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,296
[Kevin] Yes!
377
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:07,634
Dammit.
378
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,511
(microwave beeps)
379
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,305
- Made him sort of ahead
of his time as a writer.
380
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,808
Very brave choice, I thought.
381
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:21,106
- And George, his youthfulness,
his freedom, evokes
382
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,732
(beeping)
383
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,943
feelings.
384
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:25,985
Umm...
385
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,279
(beep beep beep)
386
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,031
(shouting) What are you,
microwaving?
387
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,199
Popcorn.
388
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,158
- Why don't you use
the microwave
389
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,910
in the kitchen, Phyllis?
390
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,746
- Someone needs to clean it.
It smells like popcorn.
391
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,666
Okay.
392
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,419
(microwave whirring)
393
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,296
I think of the Finer Things Club
394
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:49,634
as a little flickering candle
that everyone in the office is
395
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,761
trying to blow out
with their bad breath.
396
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,098
- [Jim] I can't believe
we're here.
397
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,516
I can't believe
this is happening.
398
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,643
- [Dwight] Believe it.
- Afro wig?
399
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,728
Do you want the afro wig?
400
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,438
- No, Michael, I'm not
leaving the car.
401
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,189
- You could be our getaway, man.
That's smart.
402
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,566
Keep the engine running.
403
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,818
- No, I am the "not
participating in any way" man.
404
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,945
- Come on!
- All right, Dwight.
405
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,155
Here's how it's
going to go down.
406
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,406
You and I...
407
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,908
(whispering)
Guy's going by. Shh,
408
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,493
You and I are going
to sneak inside.
409
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,911
We pretend that we are
warehouse workers.
410
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,497
And we will silly string the
bejesus out of the place.
411
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,082
- And if we have to defend
ourselves,
412
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,377
I will stab the security guard
in the eye with the jumbo chalk.
413
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,755
- No! No, you won't do that.
Nope.
414
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,132
- Then I'll grind up the jumbo
chalk and blow it in his eyes.
415
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,218
- Dwight, nothing
with the eyes, please.
416
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,763
Okay, Jim.
417
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,432
- Oh, my God. That's her.
That's her.
418
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,601
- Go go go go!
- Let's move! Move move move!
419
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,144
Shut up!
420
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,355
This is the dumbest
thing we've ever done.
421
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,120
- [Michael on radio] We are in
the stairwell.
422
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,789
- [Dwight] We are climbing
some stairs.
423
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,166
(heavy breathing)
424
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,834
- [Dwight] I am breathing
heavily.
425
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,544
- Okay, you know what?
You really don't need to be
426
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,171
updating me as much as
you're updating me.
427
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,339
- [Michael] There's a guy,
there's a guy.
428
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,590
- [Dwight] It's a security
guard coming by.
429
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:14,302
Hello. We're warehouse workers.
430
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,180
- Would you like more proof?
- [Guard] Hey.
431
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,391
- [Michael] Oh, my God.
That was very close.
432
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,101
- [Dwight] I can see the
security guard's eyes.
433
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,186
No, don't do anything to them!
434
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,313
- [Dwight] I have to do
something to his eyes.
435
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,358
The eyes are the groin
of the head.
436
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,528
- All right, Great Scott,
if you found that choking
437
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,737
hazard poster,
just head on home.
438
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,155
- [Michael] We got something
far better.
439
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,325
Their crown jewel.
They're industrial copier.
440
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,452
Isn't that thing huge?
441
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,455
- [Michael] It's enormous,
but it's got wheels.
442
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,333
We're wheeling it down
the hall into the stairwell.
443
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,128
Get the car ready.
Keep the engine running.
444
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,130
No, that is a terrible idea.
445
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,506
Don't do this.
446
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,258
- [Michael] Aahh!!!
(crashing sound)
447
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,801
[Dwight] My hip bone!
448
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,261
- [Michael] We're wedged between
the copier and the railing.
449
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,138
Ow! God! My leg!
450
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,849
- Leave us, Jim!
- Don't leave us!
451
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,018
- Save yourself!
- Don't leave us. Help us.
452
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,227
We need help, Jim.
453
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,187
- Okay, first of all,
stop using my name.
454
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,313
And second of all...
455
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,732
(Michael and Dwight arguing)
456
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,233
Damn it, guys.
457
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,276
Move over a little bit!
458
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,777
- I'm losing control
of my bladder!
459
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,779
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Karen is back.
460
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,240
- [Dwight] Is that Karen?
- [Michael] Take her to a motel.
461
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,867
Make love to her, Jim.
462
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,702
No, I'm not doing that.
463
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,412
- [Michael] Say you want to get
back together.
464
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,913
No, I'm not doing that.
465
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,331
- [Michael] It doesn't have
to mean anything.
466
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,835
Just do it for Stanley.
Come on, Jim.
467
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,546
Just climb on top of her
and think about Stanley.
468
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:36,051
Oh, Jim, if this is it for me,
promise me something...
469
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,053
- (taps on window)
- Jim?
470
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,846
[Michael] Host the Dundies.
471
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,017
Hey, Karen.
472
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,897
- Uhh... What are you
doing here?
473
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,982
First of all, Hi.
474
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,359
What are you doing here?
475
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,777
You good?
476
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,072
I'm just checking
on the other branches.
477
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,491
Michael wants me to do
that from time to time, so...
478
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,326
[Michael] Jim!
479
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,827
That's Michael right there.
Hold on a sec.
480
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,498
Utica's all set.
I'm going to head on to Albany.
481
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,626
- [Michael](moaning)
There's a crow bar
482
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,796
in the trunk.
Bring in the crow bar.
483
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,881
Why are you here?
484
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,133
I'm the getaway driver.
485
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:21,012
- [Dwight] Do not tell Karen
about the industrial copier
486
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,222
Copy that.
487
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,849
- I cried for weeks
over that guy.
488
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,852
So, yeah, seeing him
climb out of a PT Cruiser
489
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,731
in a lady's warehouse
uniform felt pretty good.
490
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,983
They sprayed me in the eye.
491
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,028
Scranton rules!
492
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,321
Stop it! Stop it!
493
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,240
(Dwight moans)
494
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,575
Can you help me, please?
I'm being crushed.
495
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:50,000
- And let me just add that as
a member of the Finer Things
496
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:55,422
Club, I would bring a strong
financial contribution to any
497
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,383
discretionary funds
that we may have.
498
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,260
Finally, here's a recommendation
499
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,555
from former
US Senator Rick Santorum.
500
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,056
Okay, that's enough.
501
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,599
Thanks, Andy.
502
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,272
He's going to ruin everything.
503
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,565
Oh, my God.
504
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,817
His letter of recommendation
from Rick Santorum
505
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,236
- is three fifty dollar bills.
- Wow.
506
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,238
Now we can afford
hardcover books.
507
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,781
I like it just us three.
508
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,827
I don't want it to change.
509
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,705
Let me ask you.
510
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,999
Did you accomplish
what you wanted?
511
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,918
- Listen, lady,
you can expect these kind
512
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,130
of repercussions as long as you
keep trying to poach our people.
513
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,465
I'm taking Stanley.
514
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,135
- And we will burn Utica
to the ground.
515
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,513
(Michael clears his throat)
516
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:49,184
- Granted, maybe this
was not the best idea.
517
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,936
But at least we care enough
518
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,731
about our employees that we
are willing to fight for them.
519
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:59,652
And if you so much as harm
a hair on Stanley's head,
520
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,782
we will burn Utica
to the ground.
521
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,542
- Jim, hang on a second.
- Yes.
522
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,674
- So you're still doing
this kind of stuff, huh?
523
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,133
- Yeah.
Trying to quit, though.
524
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,844
If you wanted to see me,
525
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,971
you could have just
called me like an adult.
526
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,932
- Oh, no, I didn't
want to see you.
527
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,936
Not that I'm not happy to be
seeing you right now.
528
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,814
I'm just saying, ultimately,
I was here for the copier.
529
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,565
Equal. I'd say it was equal.
530
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,609
So, good to see you.
531
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,986
(phones ringing)
532
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,197
I mean, it's just that...
(clears throat)
533
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,075
You know, Pam and
I are still dating, so...
534
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,662
And I just mean that things
are going really well.
535
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,832
So I didn't want to see you.
536
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,751
- Oh, things are going
really well, are they?
537
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,879
They are? That's great.
That's so great.
538
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,507
I want to hear more about
how happy you are with Pam.
539
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,092
Can you tell me more about that?
540
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:07,512
Thank you so much for coming
to Utica and breaking my copier
541
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,348
and telling me how well things
are going in your relationship.
542
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,683
Really. Thank you.
543
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,727
- All right.
You are welcome.
544
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:18,523
I am going to go
because of traffic.
545
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,650
- Traffic. Yeah.
- So...
546
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,237
- Go because of traff...
Definitely beat the traffic.
547
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,906
I will...
548
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,036
- I wasn't that mad at him,
but I needed time for Rolando
549
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,204
to put a scoop of tuna fish
in their glove compartment.
550
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,042
- Would it have killed you
to spend the afternoon making
551
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,961
love to her in a motel
room like I begged you to?
552
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,840
Pam would have understood.
553
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,383
Heck, Pam would have done it.
554
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,677
Pam is down for anything.
555
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,304
You embarrassed me.
556
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,015
You embarrassed us.
557
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,893
- Yeah, we should
have brought Andy.
558
00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:00,065
I cut a chunk out
of my penis for nothing.
559
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,499
- Dear Andrew Bernard,
after carefully examining your
560
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,084
application to the
Finer Things Club.
561
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,378
We are unable to offer you a
position at this place in time.
562
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:22,921
We would, however,
563
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,757
like to place you on a list
in case an opportunity arises
564
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,801
when your inclusion
could be tolerated.
565
00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:29,177
Your position as an ongoing
566
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:32,430
financial patron, however,
is yours to cherish.
567
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,308
Sincerely,
The Finer Things Club.
568
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,727
Yes!
Woohoo!
569
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,771
Wait listed.
570
00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,107
I got into Cornell
off the wait list.
571
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,110
I went to Germany and did
a photojournalism project called
572
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,445
the Berlin Wall
Several Years Later.
573
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,781
Has anything really changed?
574
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,366
They ate it up.
575
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:55,328
Also, my dad went there.
576
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,788
He was a big donor.
577
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:59,207
I lived in Bernard Hall
my freshman year.
578
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,167
So...
579
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:11,052
- (clears throat)
- We tried and we failed.
580
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,390
Stanley, you
581
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,393
may go.
582
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:21,938
Here is a box
583
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,983
for your things.
584
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,696
But I doubt that that box
will be able to contain
585
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,907
all the memories that you
have of this place.
586
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:34,701
(Michael sighs)
587
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,953
Fly away, sweet little bird.
588
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:39,205
Fly away and be free.
589
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,208
Pam...
590
00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,086
I'm going to need some
help writing a want ad.
591
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,173
Umm...
592
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,884
Wanted...
593
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,720
Middle aged black man with sass.
594
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:57,223
Big butt, bigger heart.
595
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,893
(knock on door)
I can't do this.
596
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,728
Michael?
597
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:03,813
A word?
598
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,274
Of course.
599
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:10,487
I changed my mind.
600
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:11,988
I want to keep this job.
601
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,367
- Really?
- Yes.
602
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:18,620
Because of the rapport we have
603
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,414
because of the family
that we have here?
604
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:24,084
- Yeah.
That's exactly the reason.
605
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,544
I wasn't really
planning on leaving.
606
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,546
All I wanted was a raise.
607
00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:31,091
How on Earth did
Michael call my bluff?
608
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:34,552
Is he some sort
of secret genius?
609
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,429
(Stanley chuckles)
610
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,890
Sometimes I say crazy things.
611
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,604
Hey.
612
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,774
- I'm so sorry.
Rolando told me everything.
613
00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,027
How humiliating.
614
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:55,156
Would it help you
to return to another age?
615
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:59,953
A time of refinement
and civility?
616
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,206
Are you inviting me
to the Finer Things Club?
617
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,833
(Andy gasps)
618
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,459
Oh, come on!
619
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,592
Frankie's prose is finer
than a pot of gold.
620
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:16,177
Say I.
621
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:17,762
Okay.
622
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,140
Did you get it out
of your system?
623
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,558
Yup.
624
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,853
No, I mean, I really liked it.
Thought it was a fun read.
625
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,730
Fun? Really?
626
00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:29,149
- Yeah.
- What was fun about it for you?
627
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,942
Was it the death of the twins?
628
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,989
No, that wasn't fun.
629
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,699
Did you even read it?
630
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:38,908
Of course I read it.
631
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,035
[Oscar] How does it end?
632
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,453
Who's the main character?
633
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,748
Angela.
634
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,124
Nope.
635
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,542
Ashes.
636
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:56,926
(upbeat music)
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