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He: Helium. Li: Lithium.
Na: Sodium. Zn: Zinc.
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Uncle Phil, please.
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Do you mind turning the music back on?
l'm trying to study.
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l'm expecting a very important client.
We have a golfing date...
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and l'd appreciate it
if you could study somewhere else.
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Okay, l get it.
You're trying to impress him.
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That's right.
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You might want to change them pants.
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-Good morning, sweetie.
-Hey, Aunt Viv.
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-What time is Jameson getting here?
-What are you wearing, Vivian?
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Excuse me?
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That red blouse.
That's Jameson's bad-luck color.
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This happens to be my favorite blouse...
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so he can just go find himself
another bad-luck color.
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Maybe he can pick one
out of Uncle Phil's pants.
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Vivian, please change.
l know he's a little superstitious...
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but his big account
helps to pay our little bills.
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All set for a great game of golf, Dad.
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Carlton, what is it,
recess at the clown convention?
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That's right. And by the way, Will,
who cut your hair, Ray Charles?
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l've been saving that one for a week.
Don't even try to top it.
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That must be Jameson.
Vivian, humor him.
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-Mr. Jameson Whitworth.
-Jameson, how are you?
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Fine. Vivian, it's lovely to see you again.
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And it's nice seeing you, Jameson.
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-How are you, Mr. Whitworth?
-Not great.
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My caddy called me on the car phone
a few minutes ago and canceled.
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l've learned my lesson: Never trust a Leo.
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Ain't that the truth?
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Back in Philly l knew this guy
named Leo Brentley.
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The dude tried to steal my lucky drawers.
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-You have a pair of lucky drawers?
-Well, yeah.
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-So do l.
-This is all very interesting.
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Carlton, you can caddy for both of us.
Shall we go, gentlemen?
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Wait a second.
l have a very good feeling about this.
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How would you like to be my caddy?
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l ain't down with carrying golf clubs.
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lt's $50, plus tip.
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Fore!
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This is the worst round of golf
l've ever played.
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Well, the green's a little wet today.
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-That's what's wrong.
-What?
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A hole in one!
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l made a hole in one.
The first time in my life.
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-Some shot, Mr. Whitworth.
-Congratulations, Jameson.
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Did you see that, Will?
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lt's because your hat's turned to the side,
you can see better.
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No. There's more to it than that.
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There is?
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Jameson, let me buy lunch.
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-A hole in one calls for a celebration.
-l'll say.
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l have to make it quick.
l have to get back to the office.
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l'm making a major investment
in Thorton Pharmaceuticals.
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-Maybe l'll get lucky again, Will.
-That's wack.
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''Wack.'' ln what sense of the word?
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lt's Saturday afternoon.
All you're thinking about is work.
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That's got to be hurting you
with the girlies.
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Will, please.
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Forget about the office,
forget about that stock.
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Just max and relax.
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Kick back and enjoy yourself.
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Go home and let your wife know
she's still got it.
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You're right.
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Doggone it, you're right.
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Doggone it, l'm right.
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Geoffrey, l really think l made
an impression on Mr. Whitworth.
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And was your sucking up
as successful as you'd hoped?
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l'll say.
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l'm gonna apply for a summer job
with his company.
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But, Carlton, Dad's his lawyer.
lsn't that kind of using a connection?
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l can't believe it, Vivian.
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Jameson made a hole in one,
and he's not a very good golfer.
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-What's his handicap, sir?
-Ain't it obvious?
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Everybody, the working girl is home.
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-How was your day?
-l love working in an art gallery.
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l'm learning so much.
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l just told my boss,
''Teach me. l'm a blank slate.''
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At least you're honest.
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-What exactly do you do in this job?
-This is a very exclusive art gallery.
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So, they're trying to maintain
a certain atmosphere.
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So, when customers come in the door,
l ignore them.
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lf they ask me about a piece of art,
l look right through them.
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lf they ask for a price, l go like this....
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And walk away.
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Hilary, it sounds like
they hired you to be a snob.
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l guess they saw something in me.
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-Mr. Whitworth.
-Hello.
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-Jameson, this is a surprise.
-Actually, Philip, l'm not here to see you.
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-l told you l impressed him, Ashley.
-l'm here to see Will.
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No, sir, my name is Carlton.
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l know that. l'd like to see Will.
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l'll get him.
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Vivian, l brought this for you.
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-What is it?
-lt's a sprig of wolfsbane.
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Hang it over your kitchen door
and all will be well.
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But Jameson,
everything's fine in our kitchen.
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That you know of.
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What's up, J?
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l'll tell you what.
You saved me a lot of money.
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Word?
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On the golf course, you told me
not to buy Thorton Pharmaceuticals.
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The stock dropped 10 points today.
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Jameson, l think you're reading
a little too much into this.
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l don't know nothing about stocks.
lt was just luck.
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Precisely. You're a good-luck charm.
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l would've lost millions,
but thanks to my ''Yo, homey'' here...
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l didn't.
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So what you're saying is thanks to me,
you got lucky twice yesterday.
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Three times.
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The wife girlie will be smiling for months.
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You have a bright future, young man.
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This is no fair.
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There are many forces at work
in the universe, Will.
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For example, the power in numbers.
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The four arms of the Mutable Cross, Virgo.
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When the moon is in the seventh house.
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The sixth-ray energies,
Saturn to Neptune...
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the seventh sun, born for good luck...
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all numbers.
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Yeah.
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Jameson, why don't l fix you a drink?
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l don't drink. l like to keep my mind clear.
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l think he's cleared it out pretty well.
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My lucky numbers
have always been three and seven.
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-Will, when's your birthday?
-July 3.
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-What year?
-1973.
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So you were born on 7-3-73...
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my lucky numbers.
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Jameson, that's just a coincidence.
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Coincidence? l don't think so.
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-l was born August 4, 1974.
-A Leo?
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Will, l have an assignment for you.
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l want you to go through these files.
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They're about a company
called lnnermark.
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l've been analyzing the data for months...
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trying to decide
whether or not l should buy it.
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You want me to read all this?
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That's not necessary. Just feel the pages.
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Tell me what kind of energy you get back.
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Jameson, l have to say
this all sounds a little...
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lnsane?
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...unorthodox.
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You have an excellent brokerage firm
to advise you.
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J, straight up, l don't know
nothing about this stuff.
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Will, you don't know that you know...
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but believe me, you know.
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Man, l don't know.
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Exactly. We'll talk tomorrow.
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Philip, Vivian, have a nice day.
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Why is that man running loose
on the streets without medication?
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He's a little eccentric, Vivian,
but he has a brilliant financial mind.
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He does?
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Philip, why don't you tell Will
about Sparky?
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l don't think we need to go into that.
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Last year...
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Jameson was taking all of his stock advice
from his dog.
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That's untrue, Vivian.
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He only took tax advice from Sparky.
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Then, last spring...
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Sparky met with an untimely run-in
with a milk truck...
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but of course, that didn't stop Jameson
from talking to him.
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He talks to the spirit of a dead dog?
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No.
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He had him stuffed and put in his office.
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Uncle Phil, why do you humor this guy?
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The planet he's on
ain't even been discovered yet.
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He's an important client...
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and he's just entrusted you
with a very serious financial decision.
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-This has got to be handled delicately.
-What am l supposed to do?
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Tomorrow, you to go down
to Whitworth's Capital lnvestments...
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find Jameson Whitworth and tell him
that you're a 17-year-old kid...
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and you're in no position
to give financial advice.
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Exactly. That's Sparky's job.
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Your main man is in effect, Mr. Whitworth.
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Thank you, Gladys. Will, come in.
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What's going on, J?
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You know, l just wanted to come so--
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ls something wrong, Will?
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No.
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Look, l'm a little pressed for time,
so let's just get right to the point.
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Excellent. All right, Will,
lnnermark lndustries.
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Do we buy this stock or not?
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Look, that's what l came
to talk to you about.
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l don't think l'm in any position
to give you financial advice.
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l'm only 17.
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Did you say 17?
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This is a sign. Will, look at this.
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This machine gives me stock quotes.
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What price has lnnermark
been trading at all day?
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Seventeen.
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You've done it again, Will.
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l'm calling my broker.
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Wait, l really don't think you should--
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Miles? Buy me one million shares
of lnnermark lndustries. Right.
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Done.
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You bought a million shares of stock
because l told you l was 17?
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That's right.
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This is just one big coincidence.
Besides, l'm about to turn 18.
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-Did you say 18?
-No.
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Yes, you did.
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Look at this, Will.
The stock just went up to $18.
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You just made me $1 million.
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That doesn't mean anything,
Mr. Whitworth.
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l can understand you being frightened
by your powers.
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But there are forces at work
in the universe beyond our understanding.
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Don't fight them, Will.
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Learn to accept them...
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and there will always be
a place for you here.
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You know, Will's been gone for hours.
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l wonder how his meeting
with Mr. Whitworth is going.
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Nothing to worry about, Ashley.
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Traffic from Mars is very heavy
this time of day.
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l'm home. Carlton, get the camera.
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l want a picture of me
opening my first paycheck.
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-Congratulations, baby.
-That's wonderful.
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l'm so excited.
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Mom, Dad, l'll start paying
my own way around here...
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and l won't accept no for an answer.
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You still owe me $5
for those magazines you bought.
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Ashley, don't be petty.
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-All set.
-Here goes.
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Don't you all feel like a part of history?
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What?
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Federal taxes? This is an outrage.
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Didn't President Bush say,
''No new taxes''?
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But federal taxes aren't new.
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They are to me. And who is this FlCA guy?
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Hilary, taxes are taken
out of everybody's salary.
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They pay for highways, national defense,
and housing programs.
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l thought the government was supposed
to pay for all that.
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Okay, l know the solution.
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l'm going to demand a raise.
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Hilary, you've only been there a week.
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Nobody starts at the top.
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Yeah. Lunch on the company yacht?
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Yeah, that sounds great, Jameson.
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Let's say you have the limo
pick me up noon-ish.
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Yeah, all right. Peace back at you, babe.
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Will, l want you to return all that stuff
before the cops get here.
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What are you tripping?
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J gave me this stuff
as a little thank-you gift.
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00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,494
-For what?
-l made him $1 million.
243
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:33,497
That may seem like a lot, Will,
but wait till they take out all the taxes.
244
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,130
Will, how did you make Jameson
$1 million?
245
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,964
To be honest, l have no idea.
246
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,807
Jameson seems to think l'm good luck.
247
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,343
Will, there's no such thing
as good luck or bad luck.
248
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,777
Yes, there is. l've got bad luck.
249
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:53,016
You look handsome, Will. Nice suit.
250
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,383
You like it, Ash? Custom-made.
251
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,183
Size 42, extra fly.
252
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,889
When you work for Whitworth,
you get all the fringe benefits.
253
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,793
Does he need a butler?
254
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,627
Just asking. For a friend.
255
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:15,463
Will, you don't really think you're capable
of giving financial advice, do you?
256
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,735
Aunt Viv...
257
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:21,837
there are forces at work in this universe
that are beyond our understanding.
258
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,549
And if these forces
want to give me a limo...
259
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,381
a cellular phone, and an Armani suit...
260
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,622
who are we to argue with them?
261
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,889
Will, l sent you there to get out
of this arrangement with Jameson...
262
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:41,364
and now you're in deeper than before.
263
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,628
l know. l just feel terrible.
264
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,499
Am l showing enough cuff?
265
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,407
-What are you doing?
-l'm gonna put an end to this.
266
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:56,013
Yes, Philip Banks for Jameson Whitworth.
267
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,542
Yes, l've been talking to Will here.
268
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:03,213
First of all, l'd like to say
he's very flattered...
269
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:07,019
but it's a little risky having a high-school
student give financial advice.
270
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:10,084
As your lawyer,
l'd advise you put an end to it.
271
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,457
Sure, you want to talk
to him yourself? Okay.
272
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,328
Yo, J. What up, coolie-bop?
273
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,668
Really?
274
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,770
Really?
275
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,876
Yeah, if that's the way you want it,
that's cool.
276
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,073
All right. Peace.
277
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,883
What did he say?
278
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,715
Uncle Phil, you're fired.
279
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,995
So, is Mr. Whitworth ready to see us yet?
280
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,833
He's still in there talking to his homey.
281
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,930
You'll just have to chill.
282
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,570
All right. We can't afford
to lose Whitworth's account.
283
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:04,013
-We need a game plan.
-l thought we had agreed on groveling.
284
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:08,208
Yes, but we need to straighten out
the order in which we grovel.
285
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,153
l'll go first.
286
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:13,749
Since my father founded the law firm,
l can make an emotional plea.
287
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,284
Philip, you can remind him of all our
dedicated service to his company.
288
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,421
-What do l say?
-Nothing.
289
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,932
You're only here because
his lucky number is three.
290
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,066
Of course.
291
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,566
J, come on, man,
you've got to meet with them.
292
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,542
-They're sitting right outside.
-Straight up, pop.
293
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,909
l'm sorry, but the aura is wack.
294
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,182
What did you say, Sparky?
295
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,581
He's talking? He hasn't talked in weeks.
296
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,588
You think it's a good idea
to have the meeting?
297
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,088
Word?
298
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,992
What's that? Go ahead with the meeting?
299
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,035
Send them in right away.
300
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,996
There you have it.
Sparky says have the meeting.
301
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,206
Well, all right.
302
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,367
lt's two against one.
303
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,379
Gladys, send them in, please.
304
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,751
-Jameson, good to see you.
-Have a seat.
305
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,980
-Will, excuse us, please.
-Sure.
306
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:19,717
He stays. l want him here.
Sparky wants him here.
307
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,259
Okay.
308
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,923
Jameson, Furth, Wind & Meyer
has represented you...
309
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,489
for the past 20 years.
310
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,058
And l think l speak for all the lawyers
in the firm...
311
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:35,004
when l say that we're dedicated
to continuing in that capacity.
312
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,375
So? Lawyers are a dime a dozen.
313
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,740
There's some truth in that.
314
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:46,550
You had an interesting point
you wanted to make, didn't you?
315
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:47,949
Yes, Henry.
316
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,148
Jameson, to elaborate
on what Henry was saying, it....
317
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,752
Yes? What?
318
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,252
This is terrible.
319
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,157
-What's the matter?
-That was my broker.
320
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,725
lnnermark stock is plummeting.
lt's already down 10 points.
321
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,063
My God, it's already down to $6 a share.
322
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,666
lt's down to $5, $4, $3--
323
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,041
Great. That's your lucky number.
324
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:19,240
l just lost a fortune.
Will, you owe me $14 million.
325
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,851
Here's $5.
326
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,847
This is serious. Don't you know anything?
327
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,449
No. How many times do l have to tell you?
328
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,462
Why did you tell me to buy that stock?
You're out of your mind.
329
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,724
l'm out of my mind?
330
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,991
You're the one that's got Lassie
as your vice president.
331
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:41,766
You're not lucky. You're unlucky.
You're a curse. Get out of my office.
332
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,831
-Don't you talk to him like that.
-Excuse me?
333
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,207
lt's your fault he's involved in this.
334
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,941
This isn't the first time that your craziness
has got us in hot water.
335
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,279
Last January, on my birthday...
336
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,445
when l could have been home
with my wife and family, where was l?
337
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,715
Stuck in the office
buried under paperwork...
338
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,313
because Sparky chased a Buick...
339
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:03,521
and you thought that was his way
of telling you to take over General Motors.
340
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,587
Jameson, l am through
with your craziness.
341
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:10,294
lf that means we lose
a $20 million account, then so be it.
342
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:15,701
Jameson, l think that's Philip's way
of saying ''l'm sorry.''
343
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,443
-Why didn't you ever say this before?
-l should have.
344
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:25,142
Absolutely. l had no idea
your birthday was in January.
345
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,713
You're a Capricorn.
346
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,147
My horoscope says
a Capricorn will lead me to prosperity.
347
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:35,421
Philip, you're just the goat
l've been looking for.
348
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,622
Gentlemen, welcome back.
349
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,572
The way you stood up for me, Uncle Phil,
you were all that.
350
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:51,166
-l didn't like the way he was treating you.
-So what happened next?
351
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,905
Uncle Phil told him
he could take his big account...
352
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,574
fold it five ways and stick it
where Sparky can't find it.
353
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:02,109
-Wow, Dad, that took guts.
-Well done, sir.
354
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:04,747
You know, l've always wished
l had the nerve...
355
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,791
to tell off my employers.
356
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,862
Daddy, you've been
a wonderful example for me.
357
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:19,028
How much abuse can one person take
for the sake of a job?
358
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,572
There are lots of things about my boss
that bug me.
359
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,234
And l've been putting up with him
for a whole week.
360
00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:26,072
lt's time to take action.
361
00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:30,071
Hilary, l don't want you
to go screaming at your boss.
362
00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:31,376
Can you?
363
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,052
Philip, l am really proud of you.
364
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:40,321
Life is too short to put up with
the Jameson Whitworths of the world.
365
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:41,916
Straight up, Uncle Phil.
366
00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:44,291
l can't believe that loon
changed his mind...
367
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,297
because you told him
you were a Capricorn.
368
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,129
Capricorn? Philip,
your birthday's January 30.
369
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,259
You're an Aquarius.
370
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:53,793
Vivian, for a $20 million account,
l'm a Capricorn.
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