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And then came the Third Day
of Christmas...
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and still no one had
made a present for Santa.
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Whom shall l ask to
help me, boys and girls?
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l know.
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Ask the reindeer on your left hand.
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l'd love to help...
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but l have my hooves full as it is.
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l get it. His hooves are full.
He don't have no hands, l get it.
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Hey, G, l did not see that coming.
This is dope, right, Ash?
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-Ashley!
-l'm awake.
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l don't know why l bother.
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lt's impossible to compete
with tawdry entertainment...
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like MTV, Nintendo...
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the new children on the block.
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Thanks a lot, Ash. Now l'll never
know how the story ends.
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l really wanted to know
what Santa got for Christmas.
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He doesn't get an actual gift, Will.
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He gets the love of all the little children
in the world.
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Really? What a gyp.
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Come on, Will.
Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus.
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Wait a minute, there is no Milli Vanilli...
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but there definitely is a Santa Claus.
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Okay, Ash, let's write our letters
to Santa Claus.
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Here, you can help me with my list.
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How do you spell ''Vanessa Williams''?
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Don't you have anything better to do
with Christmas vacation...
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than writing a silly letter?
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What are you gonna do with your
vacation? Play with your friends?
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l wish l had someone to play with...
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but every year my friends
all go out of town...
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and l'm stuck here all alone.
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You can still have fun while you're here.
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l'm going to. l've decided to learn
a new word every day.
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Ashley, that's boring.
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Really? l think it's very autodidactic.
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Christmas vacation is finally here.
God help me, l do love it so.
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l thought you liked school, Carlton.
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Ash, l think Bel-Air Academy
is one of the best schools in the country.
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lts academics and sports program
are excellent, and the faculty is first-rate...
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but around December 10, it starts to get
a little old. Know what l mean?
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Carlton, we got a problem.
Your sister, 10 years old...
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and doesn't know
the meaning of Christmas.
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l know the meaning of ''undulate.''
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l don't know where this Christmas thing's
going, but l've got bigger fish to fry.
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l've got to raise $600 more
for my Glee Club ski trip.
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Give you $1 if you shave your head.
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l've booked the Alligaroos
to sing at a bunch of Christmas parties.
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lf we make enough money,
on December 26 we'll all be....
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lmitating Jerry Lewis?
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l've got to rehearse now.
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Guys, let's use this room.
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Let's start with our opening number.
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Five, six, five, six, seven, and....
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Hold it!
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What the bloody hell kind of song is that?
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What do you mean?
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A little kid sees his mom
tongue-wrestling with Santa Claus?
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Will, it's his father
dressed up like Santa Claus.
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Why'd he dress up like.... l get it.
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l dress up like Santa Claus.
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You dress up like the Easter Bunny.
That makes me sick.
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We're putting together a program
for Jonathan's parents' party tonight.
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Jonathan's stepfather
is a record producer...
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and he asked us not to do
tired old Christmas carols.
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Here's our program.
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Wait a minute.
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You Don't Bring Me FIowers...
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PeopIe Who Need PeopIe,The Way We Were.
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Who's coming down the chimney,
Barbra Streisand?
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You've been to my parents' parties?
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That would be fantastic. All right.
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Also, l want to send a box
of the fancy chocolate-covered pretzels...
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to Mr. Patrick Swayze.
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Right. The card should read:
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''Pat, saw these and immediately
thought of you. Love, Hilary. XXX.''
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Send the same thing to Kevin Costner,
Michelle Pfeiffer and Sting.
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Great, thanks.
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That takes care of the A-list.
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Now, should l send the box of pears
or the meat thermometer...
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to Steve Guttenberg?
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Hilary, l hate to inject some reality
into these proceedings...
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but who you trying to fool, baby?
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What do you mean?
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You always walk around fronting
like you know all these famous people.
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You don't know nobody.
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Will, you are so jaded and skeptical.
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You remind me so much of Judd Nelson.
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Philip, we'll spend an hour
at your office party, then we'll come home.
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-l have papers to grade.
-Okay, but first things first.
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Do you remember the names
of all my partners' wives?
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Yes.
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-Who is George Meyer's wife?
-Eunice.
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That was last year.
The new wife's name is Kelly.
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Kelly? Walter's secretary?
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-Now, who is Jack Fitzgerald's wife?
-Doris.
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The correct answer is Heather,
formerly the muffin-cart girl.
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Wait a minute. How many new wives
are going to be at this party?
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Let's put it this way, Vivian.
You're the only repeat.
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Hold up.
You guys going to a Christmas party?
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-lt's just an office Christmas party.
-l remember ours back in Philly.
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The building would be filled
with the sounds of Christmas.
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Jingle bells and singing and laughing.
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Then at the end of the evening,
the traditional police sirens.
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Those were the days.
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l'll just go bring the car around.
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Aunt Viv, does this neighborhood
do anything special for Christmas?
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Not really.
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Last year, President Reagan's
Secret Service agents...
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dressed up as Santa and warned
everyone to keep their distance.
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That was kind of festive.
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Aunt Viv, this is terrible.
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People in Bel-Air don't know
how to celebrate Christmas.
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-l'm worried about Ashley.
-What do you mean?
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Growing up in Bel-Air,
she never had a real Christmas.
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There's no sledding, there's no caroling...
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there's no winos making
snow angels on the front lawn.
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You don't even decorate the living room.
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Yes, we do. We've already started.
The poinsettias, the red candles...
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and here's the beautiful crystal nativity...
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your uncle gave me
for Christmas years ago.
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Where's little baby Jesus?
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-Right there.
-That little disk?
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There are more decorations coming.
A wonderful shop in Beverly Hills...
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comes to the house, sets up the tree
and decorates it for us.
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Do they open your presents
and wear your sweaters, too?
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lf you want to show Ashley
a little more of the Christmas spirit...
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why don't you go to the shop,
pick up the decorations...
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and you and Ashley
can decorate it yourself, okay?
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All right, then.
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This is going to be hype.
Have fun at the office Christmas party.
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Thanks, l'm looking forward
to meeting all the new wives.
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l hope they bring their Barbie dolls.
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Will, were you vociferating for me?
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l got to get back to you on that.
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You want to go to Beverly Hills with me
and get the decorations?
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-Okay.
-We can sing Christmas songs all the way.
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Great. Here's one Carlton taught me.
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Hi.
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Merry Christmas.
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Aren't these figures outstanding?
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They're beyond outstanding,
they're deeply beyond.
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They're hand-carved.
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We import them from Poland.
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We're looking for
some Christmas decorations.
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Let me show you something
we're doing now that's deeply happening.
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lt's a Caribbean Christmas tree.
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lt's very big in London, it's beyond big.
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lt's all about very hot oranges
and very intense yellows.
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l feel it's a very vibrant tree,
and l feel it's a very important tree.
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We're just picking up the decorations
for my mother, Mrs. Banks.
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Yeah, she phoned and told me...
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you'd be putting them up
yourselves this year, which is fine.
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You'll save yourself a little money,
which is a good thing...
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because the '90s
are going to be all about restraint.
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ls this the wreath for the door?
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Yeah. Let's talk about
that wreath for a moment, if you will.
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Last year, l was so deeply into
the distant salmons and the sandy beiges.
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But this year l went
more with the muted roses...
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with these little arrogant touches
of celadon and periwinkle.
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l think it worked out quite nice.
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Let's try something wild here, you know?
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Do you have anything red or green...
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or, l don't know,
maybe something like a Santa Claus?
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lt's been done.
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Excuse us.
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These decorations are wack.
We'll save Aunt Viv a lot of money...
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and buy them somewhere else. Let's go.
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Excuse me.
You forgot your box of decorations.
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No, you see, we're going to do
our own decorations this year.
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lt's going to be about arrogant little elves
and rambunctious reindeer...
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and little men in red suits.
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l think it will be deeply, deeply dope.
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We should've left
that stupid office party an hour earlier.
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l still have 30 papers to grade.
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We're both busy, but we
can't work in the car...
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so why don't we take this time
to relax a bit?
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You're right.
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Look how nicely they decorated
the house on the corner.
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Those white lights on the tree outside.
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Just the right touch of lights.
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A little goes a long way, you know.
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God, l used to love
Christmas when l was little.
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Now it just rushes by in one big blur.
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Christmas is more for kids.
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You know, even though we're busy...
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l think we should do
something nice for Will.
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Must be hard for him spending
Christmas in a strange place.
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Yeah, you're right, sweetheart.
We'll do something nice for him.
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Surprise!
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-Ashley, sweetie.
-Where's Will?
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-Aren't you surprised, Mommy?
-Where is Will?
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l had so much fun today with Will,
you can't believe it.
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Surprise!
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Look, it's Will.
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Will, what happened
at the Christmas shop?
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Aunt Viv, they were trying to rip you off.
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So me and Ashley went down
to the Pick 'n' Grab.
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Hello. Yes, this is Philip Banks.
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You saw our lights.
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The blinking Frosty the Snowman
is riling your attack dogs.
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That's wonderful.
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Our neighbors are furious.
We must take down the lights.
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Uncle Phil, l bet there's a lot of neighbors
that love those decorations.
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l mean, certainly anyone
who possesses good taste.
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Banks residence.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas.
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Brother, you got a problem
with my lights?
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Why don't you come tell me
that to my face, then?
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You can do whatever you want to do.
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lt's your world, squirrel.
l'm just trying to get a nut.
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What? We can do this.
That was clever, Trevor.
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Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
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Yeah, all right.
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Madam, sir.
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A group of your neighbors
have assembled on the front lawn.
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They're looking at your Christmas
decorations and growing enraged.
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They are threatening
to burn Frosty in effigy.
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We'd better get out there.
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Geoffrey, thanks for helping us
put up those Christmas decorations.
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l'd have never had the guts
to climb up on that roof...
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with that reindeer strapped on my back.
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Anything in the name of Christmas,
Master William.
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Your aunt and uncle
didn't suspect anything, did they?
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No.
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Still, l think it's best we avoid eye contact
for the rest of the evening.
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10-4.
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-Should l talk to them? Or do you want to?
-No, l'll give it a try.
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-Dad, can l offer a suggestion?
-Sure.
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They're our neighbors and they're upset.
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lt's up to us to make sure
that this doesn't ruin their Christmas.
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There's only one way to do that.
l think we should write a few checks.
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Sit down, Carlton.
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As you wish, Father.
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l'll have to tell them we'll take
the decorations down as soon as we can.
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Can't we leave some of them up?
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l don't know, maybe we can reach
a compromise.
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Everybody, in keeping
with the spirit of the season...
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l think we can discuss this rationally.
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Property values in this neighborhood
must be vigorously protected.
239
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,065
lsn't that right, Mr. Uesato?
240
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,973
l'm afraid potential buyers
aren't too crazy about the Kmart look.
241
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,879
You know dear, there are wonderful
services that will come...
242
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,642
and decorate your house for you.
243
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,014
But this year our daughter
and nephew decided...
244
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,450
to do the decorating themselves.
245
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:31,319
l see. Are they very angry with you
over something?
246
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,085
No, why?
247
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:39,790
This reminds me of the summer
my daughter Amanda turned 15...
248
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,765
and tried to burn our house down.
249
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,395
Master William.
250
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,671
There is a gentleman
in the foyer who claims...
251
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,334
you had some harsh words
with him on the phone.
252
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,104
Oh, yeah? That chump is here?
Send him in.
253
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,937
Fighting doesn't solve anything.
254
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,948
Aunt Viv, ain't gonna be no fight.
255
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,316
l can tell by the sound of this guy's voice
on the phone, l could take him in a minute.
256
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,654
Mr. Evander Holyfield.
257
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:19,026
The undisputed
Heavyweight Champion of the World.
258
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,646
Nice champion.
259
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,180
l recognize your voice.
260
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,623
You're the chump l talked
to on the telephone.
261
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,785
Phone? l ain't talked to you on no phone.
262
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,465
-Evander.
-Hilary.
263
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,091
You know her?
264
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,435
Where were you last night
at Bruce Willis' party?
265
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,068
l'm not speaking to Bruce.
l'll tell you about it later.
266
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:07,217
-What are you doing here?
-l didn't know you lived here.
267
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:10,255
Frankly, l saw the lights
and l thought they were...
268
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,720
a little tacky.
269
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,124
Look!
270
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,397
l didn't mean for everybody
to get so upset.
271
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,164
You might as well just
take all the lights down.
272
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,725
-Ashley.
-lt's okay, Dad.
273
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,040
Now, come on. The house looks dope.
274
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,874
Who cares what they think?
275
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,710
Bet you Santa thinks it's nice.
276
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,547
l know you're trying to get me
into the Christmas spirit...
277
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,587
but l'm just not into it.
278
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,288
All those people are in a bad mood...
279
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,253
none of my friends
are around to play with.
280
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,451
l'm going to go up to my room...
281
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,464
learn some new word
and wait until New Year's.
282
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,560
That was great. Who are you guys?
283
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,324
-Hi, l'm Mark Driscoll.
-How you doing?
284
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,729
Every year, l take
the neighborhood kids around...
285
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,266
to look at the Christmas lights.
286
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,632
They choose one house
as the best-decorated...
287
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,069
then sing carols
for the people who live there.
288
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,768
-This year, you guys won.
-We drove all over.
289
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,210
Yeah, and usually this neighborhood
is a complete dud.
290
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,178
We weren't even going to come here...
291
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,411
until Jimmy saw the house
from the freeway.
292
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:55,523
l tell you what, we've got cookies
and hot chocolate inside. Come on in.
293
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,517
All right, let's go.
294
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,022
-Thanks. Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
295
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,393
Ashley, l seem to remember you saying...
296
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,440
you wanted some friends
and there they are.
297
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,139
Still don't believe
that there's a Santa Claus?
298
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,812
l'm glad we cleared up this little matter.
299
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,750
l assume the lights will
be down by tomorrow.
300
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,379
Wait. l've changed my mind.
301
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:26,515
-l want the lights to stay up.
-Fight the power, Ashley.
302
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,495
l love them. They're beautiful.
303
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,927
l'm not the only one who thinks so.
304
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,163
Will thinks so, too,
and so do all these kids.
305
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,234
And besides, it's Christmas.
306
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:44,369
When l look at the lights and the reindeer
and the decorations...
307
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,844
it makes me feel very ebullient.
308
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,774
Yeah, me, too.
309
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:56,017
Ashley's right.
What are we arguing about here?
310
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,420
When we were kids,
we used to all love Christmas.
311
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,958
And now we take things too seriously.
312
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:04,291
Personally, l think the lights
are kind of neat.
313
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:08,197
l guess they're really not hurting anybody.
314
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,326
And the kids really like them.
315
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,893
We shouldn't be fighting. lt's so barbaric.
316
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,570
Then we're all agreed?
317
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:25,981
l think those decorations are totally
inappropriate for a home in Bel-Air.
318
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,986
Madam, another of your neighbors
has arrived.
319
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,318
Great, that's all we need.
320
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,824
Excuse me.
321
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,662
Hello, everybody. Hi, there, Hilary.
322
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,399
Thanks for the pretzels.
323
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,497
l'm sorry to bother you, neighbor.
l just want to say that...
324
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,702
l greatly admire your wonderful
Christmas decorations...
325
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:57,306
and l just wanted to say that
because Nancy won't let me...
326
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,179
do anything fun to our house.
327
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,879
-Thank you, Mr. President.
-lt's a pleasure.
328
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:06,617
A few of our neighbors came to tell us
about our lights, too.
329
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,660
What were you saying, Mr. Grey?
330
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:14,897
l was just saying they were
absolutely magnificent, Mr. President.
331
00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:19,630
-That's what l think.
-This is what Christmas is all about.
332
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,869
Now comes the magic moment.
Everybody gather around the TV.
333
00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:25,876
Will, what are you doing?
334
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:28,071
This is one of our Christmas traditions.
335
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:31,274
l like to watch out for
this certain commercial.
336
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,442
A commercial?
337
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,917
You know the one where it's all snowy...
338
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:38,012
and the little jolly Santa is
riding on a Norelco shaver?
339
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,120
l love that commercial.
340
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,855
And that Christmas beer commercial...
341
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:47,524
with the horses with the furry feet
are pulling the sleigh through the snow.
342
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:50,568
l loved that commercial where
the little covered wagon...
343
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:53,035
is being chased by the dog
across the kitchen floor.
344
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,169
He's on the shaver!
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