All language subtitles for Ms magnificant USAC

Banished from our solar system for
crimes committed against humanity.

Drifting through that black void of
ageless, timeless space.

Aimlessly wandering about the universe.

Waiting for the precise moment.

That exact reoccurrence of events to
take place in order that she might

And now, Krita Borgia, arch -villainess
of all time, has set into motion

her plan to once again try and conquer
the universe.

Earth's gravitational pull increasing to
.0165 coordinates.

Continue present course.

Status report on landing party.

Unchanged. We've been without
communication for 31 minutes.

Communication just received.

Landing party successful.

Captives are being held at the Earth
base.

Start duplication at one.

Oh, Krita, you are a genius.

They'll all be mine.

I will rule the universe.

Krita Borgia, queen of the universe.

Phase two, phase two. Begin landing,
people.

Alter course for phase two coordinates.

I love myself.

What are the coordinates for the Safeway
parking lot in Burbank?

And watch out for that dumb shit produce
truck driver.

He threw a tomato at me last time.

And so it was a week ago last Thursday
that Krita Borgia returned to Earth and

began her fiendish plan to conquer the
universe.

There was but one obstacle in her path,
one defender of justice, the only

person capable of stopping her.

A coward's way out.

Is that what you want?

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to jump.

What's your name?

Charles.

Charles Brody. But why, Charles?

I can't handle it anymore.

The pressure.

The guys I have to deal with.

What kind of work are you in, Charles?

I'm in the film business.

A producer.

Oh, I know you're clever.

Don't try to stop me.

The lying, cheating, the stealing.

That's what I can't take anymore.

Dealing with those people.

I just can't take it anymore.

All you need is a reason to keep living.

You think I haven't tried?

I haven't searched for something?
Anything?

There's just nothing left.

Maybe I can give you something.

I don't know.

I don't know what to say or think
anymore.

Just say what's on your mind.

You've got a great set of tits.

That's great.

Oh, that's the greatest ever.

It's never been like this before.

Do you enjoy that, Charles?

Oh, yes.

Don't stop.

See, Charles, I told you. There's a
reason to go on living.

Do you like the way I stroke your cock?

I love it.

Talk dirty to me.

Talk dirty, bitch.

Oh, Charles, do you want to fuck me?

Yeah.

Yeah. Do you want to fuck me now,
Charles?

Yeah. That's good, because I want you to
fuck me.

Fuck me now, Charles.

It feels so good when you hug me.

Glad you came when you didn't.

Saved my life.

Sit on top.

No. Turn around the other way.

I want to be able to see your ass.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That looks great.

Oh, yes, Charles. Oh, good.

That's right, you're doing it.

You're fucking me so good.

Oh, fuck me.

Fuck me. Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy good.

Okay, if I put it in your ass, I mean,
it feels so good in your pussy.

Can you see my ass all right, Charles?
Oh, you better see it.

You better fuck me in the ass. Oh, yeah,
I do.

Charles, fuck me in the ass.

You mean it's... Yes.

Oh, God. I do.

Great. Oh, I can hardly wait.

Yeah.

Oh, this is great.

Good job.

This is great. I can hardly wait.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I was so excited.

I wanted to put it in your ass so much,
I came.

Oh, I felt so good.

Wow.

That was great, Charles.

Really great.

That was the greatest ever for me.

Actually, he's not a bad lad.

But I'd better end this now.

I've got to figure out how to find John.
I'm kind of tired now, Charles.

I want to get some rest.

Why don't you go home and get some too?

Okay.

Thanks.

Bye. So long.

What a fucking dump.

It's the best the rental agency could do
on such short notice.

Take a memo. Make sure we never use that
bastard again.

And put that produce truck driver on
there, too.

Goddamn tomato is all over the place.

I'm in a cornhole, that son of a bitch.

When are you ever going to learn to fly
that freaking thing? I told you to watch

out for that bastard, and you had to
land right next to him. It was the only

place left in the parking lot.

Forget it.

How is our work progressing?

It should be ready soon.

If I don't find you, I don't know what
I'll do.

Nice set of tits.

Legs to match.

A pile of driving ass.

Listen to me.

I'm starting to sound like that
conceited bitch, Krita Borgia.

It is ready.

Set it down. Set it down.

Break it. It's your ass.

Everybody get back.

Convenient, huh?

Get the lights.

The dildo.

Is it exact?

It's the perfect duplicate, boyfriend.

I made sure of it.

14 inches.

With this, this will be your death.

After I saw that replica they made from
you, I had to see the real thing for

myself. What does she intend to do with
it?

Not just yet.

If I tell you, you might decide to get
soft.

Okay, have it your way.

I'll just lay here and enjoy the sights.

Enjoy yourself.

Well, you can.

What are you doing?

I'm not censoring the X -rated movie
ads.

Lois, L .A. time.

One moment, please.

Do you think we could possibly spring
for two phones in this office? I mean,

are the largest paper in town.

What? A what?

200 feet long?

You're kidding.

No, you bet I am.

Uh -huh, uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Strange buzzing sound coming from
inside.

Really?

Uh -huh.

Really. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Right, you bet. I'll be right over.

What is it?

A prank call. Forget it.

I knew it was too good to be true. We
never get a hot tip anymore.

Yeah, she's really come through for us.

Do you remember the best one she ever
gave me?

A man swallows hand grenade in a crowded
elevator.

That was big, Clark.

Really big.

And hey, yeah, what about the ruptured
fire hydrant story?

A woman dies of accidental over douche.

What a story.

Boy, that was a good one.

Well, that's a good old days.

I remember capturing V .D. Bandit.

Just a pretty call, huh?

Oh, good morning, Linda. Good morning,
Linda.

Yeah, some nut called and said there was
a spaceship parked at the supermarket

parking lot.

What? A spaceship?

It was just a prank call.

Oh, it's Greta Borgia's spaceship.

Clark, why don't I check out that call
for you?

Things are slow around here, and if it
is something, we don't want the examiner

to get scooped. Well, you can if you
really want to, but if there's anything

it, someone would already have told us.

Hey, Linda, about the kidnapping of your
boyfriend, do you have a chance to

question the neighbors about that yet?
No, I haven't found anyone at home yet.

Well, I should check it out while
Linda's gone.

I can handle things here.

And, hey, dig up something, okay?

We need a follow -up headline for that
kidnapped boyfriend story.

Why would they abandon their craft?

If Krita Borg is all right, I'm sure of
that.

If Krita did kidnap John, she must be
holding him hostage somewhere else. But

why?

What are you doing here?

I'm Linda.

I'm a reporter from the L .A. Times, and
we were interested in using you and

your spaceship for a cover story, and we
were wondering if you could... Shut up.

If my instincts are right, these two
will take me with them as prisoner.

Okay, get out.

And if you are a reporter, you don't
print one word in the paper, right?

I've got to do something fast. Well, if
that's the way you want it, but you're

passing up a lot of great publicity for
you and your spaceship.

Get out.

Those are nice uniforms you have there,
but too bad there's a speck of dust

right there.

Well, I guess I'll be going now.

Not just yet, cutie.

How would you like to fuck me while I
suck your friend?

Yeah? I'm lost.

So what?

I wonder if you could help me.

Lady, I don't help nobody.

Get lost.

I'm a reporter for the L .A. Times. The
man next door, he was kidnapped.

I know all about it.

I read the papers, too.

So he was... boyfriend.

She wants him back. Let her find him.
Me?

I don't care.

Did they talk to you for a few minutes?

One of my favorite programs comes on in
just a few minutes, so make it snappy.

Did you happen to hear anything?

Sure, I hear lots of things. I hear them
fucking all the time.

They fuck a lot.

What else do you want to know?

I think you should leave.

Hold it.

You said you came here to ask me
questions. Ask me questions.

You don't seem very interested in
helping me.

I don't kiss your ass, and you think I'm
not interested.

I'll tell you what I'm interested in.

I'm interested in getting a job, getting
some money.

And I'm interested in getting some
pussy, too.

Thought you said you were a reporter.

Won't find out anything that way.

Are you going to help me?

Every man has his price.

If it's money you want.

Come over here.

I'm getting by on my unemployment.

They're even looking for a job for me.

That leaves only one thing I could
possibly be interested in.

How can I be sure you know anything?

You can't.

But if you leave now, you'll never know.

Back up your skirt a little.

I bet you got nice legs.

Oh, come on, honey. You're not going to
chicken out on old Jake now, are you?

Let me see your pussy.

on subscription television, and get with
the program.

Racing from Santa Anita.

Major League Sports action with live
home games from the Kings, Angels,

Aztecs, the Cirque, and the Dodgers.
Plus major motion pictures for $18 .95 a

month after a standard installation fee.

Kneel down here, sweetheart, and give
old Jake some loving.

Ready to see the stars really close up?
Then you've got to visit Movie Land Wax

Museum. And see how tall John Wayne
really stands. How Sprite Sam looks in a

,000 dab.

How blue Paul Newman's eyes are. And how
it felt to be trapped in the precise.

You'll discover a lot more. Because
you're right there with hundreds of

incredibly lifelike movie and TV stars.

That's one big man.

That's Movie Land Wax Museum.

Not so rough.

Get up here, goddammit.

On the sofa, hands and knees.

Now put my cock in that sweet little
pussy of yours.

Hey, what do you got there?

This one.

Milky Way. We mix the butter, mix it
creamy smooth.

Cook caramel, chef's soap, blend our own
milk chocolate.

Then put those three great tastes in one
delicious place.

Milky Way.

This one.

It's Battlestar Galactica spacecraft
stickers.

Three spacecraft on each card. With
Battlestar spacecraft, you can give most

anything to Galactica.

One of four cards in the specially
marked boxes of Lucky Charms.

gonna let you forget my name now tell me
what's my name oh jake

what am i doing to you you're fucking me
oh you learn fast now tell me again

what am i doing to you you're fucking me
where

I love that potato mix. It's good.

Do you have a friend?

My pussy's begging for attention.

I shouldn't be doing this.

I know I shouldn't be doing this.

John is missing and here I am enjoying
myself.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck me hard.

If only I could reveal my powers, I
could really show these two some fancy

schooling.

fucks and they know they've been fucked.

That's how I sample that ass of yours.

You ever been fucked in the ass before,
huh?

Don't you fucking move.

I love it. I know you love it.

Now you know my name, huh?

Don't ask me questions anytime.

Take that fucking cup.

Here's what you came for and you fucking
knew it.

Take that cock.

You like that?

You're too quiet.

Tell me you like that.

Oh.

You should know how to do that.

Old Jake might not think you like this.

Yeah, yeah.

we've been getting.

Zykar and Percy wasn't bad.

Yeah, but I couldn't turn on the girls
with three tits.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, but those double -cunted dargoids
were good.

Hey, what was that?

to get some glasses.

I was only pretending to like it in the
end. That doesn't sound right, does it,

though? Never mind, Lewis.

I'll call you a cab.

Oh, darn. I thought I could ride with
you.

I'm sorry, Lewis.

My insurance doesn't cover riders.

How do you think I'd look in glasses?

With or without, you'd look swell.

Oh, thanks.

What a broad.

What a neat person.

Yeah,

uh -huh.

That would be just fine. Sure.

Is that a disguise?

Sure, sure. Okay. Fine, fine. I can take
care of that. Uh -huh.

Okay.

Oh, okay, yeah.

That's fine, that's fine. Thank you.
Yep. Thank you.

Clark, can I help you? Yes, I'd like to
take out an ad in your paper. Certainly,

certainly. Let me find a pen. Here we
go.

Okay, ready.

Don't try to see.

I have lead all around me.

That man you miss brings me happiness

and bliss.

To see him alive, it's tomorrow

at five.

Be near the park benches.

Or he's my 14 inches.

Oh, I love it. I love it.

Can I read that back to you?

I'm so smart.

I really get off on myself sometimes.

Dear boy, did you take off those
glasses?

Their tongues were as long as their
cock.

Got your little stiffy up, huh?

going to be able to get off like this.

Honey?

Hey, fuckhead!

Listen,

sweetie, why don't we move to the floor?
It's a little uncomfortable here on the

desk.

Whatever,

anything.

I guess you're not that mild after all.

fancy this time.

Again now?

You'll never get away with this. They
won't pay a ransom. Don't flatter

yourself. You're worthless to me.

No more than extra bait on the hook.

Perhaps we'll be better finding two
missing persons than one.

She's not interested in me.

She's looking for a missing boyfriend.

And that's where you're taking me?

You're a real whip, Clark.

Jesus, how the hell did this guy make
editor?

Make the call, Clark.

Hello, copy?

Got it to press.

Fools. You fools will play right into my
trap.

Tie him up and bring him with us. You'll
never get away with it. Shut him up.

I'll leave the end of you.

Where's the cry, dildo? I'm going to
cornhole this fucker.

How dare he mention her to me? And you
two, where the hell were you?

You fucked this creep for over two hours
waiting for you to get here. We had to

check out the Battlestar craft to make
sure it was still operational.

For two hours?

There was someone there.

She was a reporter.

A reporter?

What did she look like? She had a great
set of tits. Oh, with legs to match.

And a pile -driving ass?

Yeah. Yeah.

You fool!

You idiots! That was... We were
fucking...

window replaced.

All right, the window and some body
work.

All right, the window and all the body
work.

Well, one newspaper would have been
enough. That is one newspaper. Read it.

Newspaper editor Clark Click kidnapped.

He's got to do something.

Just a drop of... You've got to get a
hold of her.

I don't know how to get in touch with
her.

She's your friend. She's the only one
who can.

I'll do the best I can.

I have a lead to go on now. I'll spend
the night here to see if this ransom

call, okay?

All right. I'll see if I can get in
touch... Don't try to see.

I have lead all around me.

The man you miss.

You don't have to if you don't want to.

Why don't you undo my other hand and
then we can enjoy ourselves properly.

One is enough for now.

I don't know what you're here for, but
if that's all you want, fine by me.

Just do me, okay?

Show me how to start this thing.

If we can cut off Queen's escape, it'll
be a showdown between her and... Here,

you'll need a key to start it. A key?

How else could you crank the engine?

Well, what's the power source in this
thing, anyway? Two blown and injected

Chrysler hemming. What?

This is just for inner atmosphere
travel. Outside that, we switched to the

graphite power cells.

Who designed this contraption?

On one, turn the key.

Four...

Three, two, one.

I forgot to turn on the sound
suppression device.

Time's fucking real.

Tomatoes, get your red -hot tomatoes.

Get away from here. The Black Hawk could
kill him.

That'll teach you to park this fucking
thing next to my tomatoes.

Tomatoes. Get your red hot tomatoes.

Two fools.

Lois and Clark.

Lois and Clark.

Were you ever in the expedition
business?

Lois and Clark, get it?

Dummy.

I'll ask you one time and one time only,
where are they?

I'll have a little surprise for you.
Take off her clothes and put her on. No!

Looked out for your happiness?

Tell me, my pet, why do you return my
love for you this way?

Shall I prove my love to you again?

That works, but we need them.

Well, you've got a free hand.

Wouldn't it be nicer to cooperate?

You promised you wouldn't!

There's only one place they could be.

I've waited for this moment.

I will delay your death only long enough
to enjoy it.

Strip her and put her in my chair.

And now, my pets, you won't be giving me
any more trouble, will you?

Somebody.

Our only hope.

We're doomed.

And

now,

you shall get your due.

What happened to us?

Oh, what could he do to us?

Die. Die.

Oh, excuse me, old chap. Is this the
flower department?

Does that look like creeping red ficus
to you?

Mildred, close your lily eyes, Mildred.
It's not a proper sight for the likes of

you. I see where we're fighting now.
Yeah, but I might add it's always been

attached to the body.

And what might you be doing, me lad?

Oh, we were looking to buy some
cucumbers, we were.

Cucumbers, is it?

Well, that's a handsome member you're
bought in now.

Aye, that it is indeed.

Would you be caring for a taste?

No, it's a frightful big for me own
taste.

Perhaps your lady says.

Come on with you, wasting such a
specimen on the life of me.

And what type of treasure might you be
hiding there?

If it's treasure you're looking for,
you're apt to be a mite disappointed.

The only thing feeding the size of her
mouth is the size of her... Well, I

say I did all this.

Ah.

Boy, was that a close encounter.

Jesus, Clark.

Sorry, it's not all I could think of.

Hey.

Where did I talk to Linda? She'll never
believe this.

You were out like that?

I had no choice.

You had my clothes.

You must have flashed the whole city.

Oh, I missed you so much.

Hey, those are mine.

Hello?

This is it.

This time I'm going to jump.

Oh, I thought we had that settled.

I never asked.

Always something new.

Somebody trying to take advantage.

Someone to make life better.

Someone that... 365 days a year.

What's that?

I work 365 days a year.

What do you think? That fighting climate
injustice is just a bowl full of

cherries?

Well, think again. It's not.

I have people's lives to save that want
to be saved.

I have to get up every Christmas
morning, on every holiday.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know.

Thank you, Carl.

Bye.

So it's goodbye to Charles, and goodbye
to Krita, and hello to you, my love.

Who the hell's Charles?

He's just a friend of mine who doesn't
have time to take the elevator down.

Then what do you think will happen to
Krita?

Set course for Krylar.

I will return.